October 11, 2024 • 34 mins
The Dodgers are playing in NLDS game 5 tonight at 5:08pm PT. / Stef Foosh on sports. Dodgers game predictions, and Mike O’Brien live from the sky, above Dodgers stadium reports on traffic. Guest: Elex Michaelson on the new Elon Musk announcement regarding self-driving taxis. The Dodgers game is about to start, and the stadium is filling up - Angel provides a live traffic update.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's kf I AM six forty and you're listening to
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I AM six forty. Conway Show, ding dong. All Right,
we've got a very packed show, and I don't know
how much we're gonna get to because the Los Angeles
(00:20):
Dodgers are playing today.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
They're starting at five oh eight. That's an earlier starter.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, they're doing it for the East Coast TV, so
they're gonna start at five. And then tomorrow you have
the Cleveland Detroit game Game five, So you got a
game five today, game five tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Tomorrow starts a little after three o'clock. Man, those are
two teams. People are going.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Really yeah, and you know what, you can still get
eleven to one on both of them to win the
World Series. The Guardians are eleven to one and the
Detroit Tigers are eleven to one to win the World Series.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You talked about what was it a week or so
ago that the Padres odds to win? Everything was whatever
it was, Yeah, and then it went to what six.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Five to one, five to one after the first game.
Where is it at now?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I think now that it's at five, I think it's
back to five to one. It was down to three
fifth three point five to one. But now if you
bet on the Padres, you get five to one. But
the Dodgers are three and a half to one, so
the Dodgers have leaf frog back over them. Yeah, but
the big favorite one and a half to wonder almost
even odds are the Yankees. Yankees are even odds. Everybody's
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betting on the Yankees. And that's all the New York buddy,
you know, coming in on the Yankees. Well you could,
I guess, make that argument for the Dodgers as well.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, I got yeah, the bigger fan base exactly exactly.
But you're gonna have you know, it's gonna be either
Cleveland Detroit. And I can't pick between Cleveland and Detroit
because my dad's from Cleveland and my mom's from Detroit.
And I used to spend every summer in Cleveland with
my grandparents, and then we'd go over to Detroit for
two weeks to spend it with my other grandparents. And
so I spent in a huge amount of time in
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Cleveland and Detroit for a kid that was born in
the Afronando Valley. I spent three months a year in
Cleveland and Detroit.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's going to make any games between them actually really
really exciting for you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh, it's great.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And my mom's maiden name is Dalton, and so whenever
she had like a birth or anything, you know, put
a big D on her cake and always look like
the D from Detroit. And my dad's last name Conway,
and that's the big sea from Cleveland. So when I
look at it, it's the big sea that I used
to see on the cake. It's the big D I
used to see on the cake. It's my mom versus
my dad. It's Detroit versus Cleveland. And I don't know
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who to root for, you know, I don't know who
to root for. It's all about balls. Yeah, it's exactly right.
But the Dodgers are going to start at five o'clock.
So if we seem a little distracted at five oh
eight until Mo comes on, that's why I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Surprised Steph got in on time.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh yeah, with the did you run into traffic? I
was Steph uche, but did you run in traffic near Dodger.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Stadium one hundred? I'm not happy he's the only guy
in the building. Who is openly aggressive towards the Dodgers.
I love that. So where did it start?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Did it start like considerably south of the stadium on
the one ten? Yeah, and then it got worse because
and I know it's something going on when there's cones
laid out against the curb and you have to lately
change the traffic progression. So I love that that's your Yeah,
I love this. I love that literally and there's normally
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nobody there. I love that that there's a wall. Throb
the headphones on Steph fush for a second here, and
that's why I tell him sometime.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I love I love that there's a there's there's a.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Six inch wall between our station and the Dodger station,
and on both sides. On the west side that's the
Dodger station, and on the east side that's the Dodger station.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, on the west side, and the other side that's
actually where they're broadcasting the game, like from the where
they're engineered Collins in there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm closer to getting to the Dogs station than I
am going in to see Steph. Fooh, that's how close
we are to the Dodgers, right. So I love the
fact did Steph Foosh just tuned out with what's going
on with the Dodgers. But and again we're sandwich by
Dodger stations, and his first clue that something's going on
at Dodger Stadium are cones on the lanes.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's great. So he's written for the Padres, is what
you're saying, I bet he is.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I mean, deep down inside, you can't say that here
at ihearten, No, I can't say that. I just I
didn't know that. I thought they lost already.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh that's why I thought. I love that. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I swear to god, you are going to be the
sports guy for the Woody Show. You're going to be
the sports guy for the Woody Show. I'm going to
get you in there. I don't know any more interesting
guy than you. I'd love to see a guy who
just can't stand sports do sports because most people are
like that. Most people, you know, they're not like me.
You know, they're not sitting at home pausing pitch and
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going popular. That's right, that's right, that's a stuff. Osh,
think about that. I asked Petros them Petros and Money Show.
I said, Buddy, you've been in talk radio sports talk
radio for twenty years. How soon into your sports broadcasting
career did you burn out on sports? And he said,
(05:21):
greatest answer ever, three years before he got into radio.
That is great, buddy. You are the new sports guy
on the Woody Show. I don't know but when you start.
I don't know the contract negotiations, but you're gonna have
because that's your dream to work on that show. I
get it, I get it. That's your favorite show. When
(05:42):
I grew up, it was Rick D's. I'd work on
the Rick d Show in a heartbeat. But I think
I did. I think he fired me. But that's the
longest story. But you've got to be the sports guy.
We're gonna put you and we're gonna get the Woody on.
Get Woody on, Man, Get this Woody one, Yeah, get
this Woody on the phone. Man wood he's got to
what he's got to see the brilliance in you doing
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sports on the Woody Show. We'll play the segment every day.
You'll get double the pop in in in publicity, they send.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Him out like to Cheven running around the stadium.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, And he goes out to Cheve's ravine going, Hey,
I thought you guys lost last night. Are you guys
still in it?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
How great is that? How great is that?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I mean, look, you could have Fred Rogan like, oh
here here's Will Smith.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Will. How do you think the game's gonna shape up? Well,
you're a.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Good offense takes care of a good defense. If we
have the right guys on the mound today and the
bats are hot, we're gonna take him.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Or why are these cones up?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well today, that's the better show. That's the better show.
Steph ouge on sports Buddy, you're in.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna Convince Whitty. You're the guy.
You're the guy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You are the guy. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Whoever they go with will be the light years worse
than you, light years worse than you, billions of light
years worse than you.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
All Right, Dodger preview. Let's get into it.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
The anticipation is building years.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Fans are now what does a guy say for a minute,
la in a minute, let's get into it.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So let's get into it. I'm gonna steal that from him.
Let's get into it.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
The anticipation is building years. Fans are now in the stadium,
it's a hot one. It's about mid eighties here on
the field at Chavez Ravine. But as you said, Yoshinobu
Yamamoto versus you Darvish on the hill, historic evening. First
time in Major League Baseball postseason history to Japanese born
pitchers will be starting for their respective clubs in a
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playoff game.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Now, it's been no. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I didn't know that to me, neither Japanese born players
playing in Game five of the National League Divisional Series.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Secret Debt.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Darvish was going to start for the Padres. We've known
that for a couple of days. The Dodgers, however, weigh
their options and up about nine to thirty last night,
they finally announced that Yamamoto would take the hill for
the boys in Blue.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I saw that at Dodgers Stadium, and they have a
chimney in the back on the top level and the
white smoke came out around nine to thirty, so I
knew they made their decision on who is going to pitch.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Of course, he struggled in that first game against the Padres,
allowing five runs in just three innings. But the Dodgers
feel they found some things in this delivery that were
helping him tip his pitches, and they feel like they've
corrected that.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh good, ah nice, He's given him some tells.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
But they also know, no matter who's on the hill
on this one, it's going to take a complete team
effort to win this game tonight and advance their season
to the NLCS.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
I think that there's a different level of like going
to lose and regardless of circumstance, and I've seen that
from our guys this year. I believe in this team
more than any team I've had. So how that mattered?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I bet he said that before.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
I believe in this team more than any team I've had.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How would you not you have to say that? What
are you going to say, Oh, this is the fifth
best team we've had.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, this is you know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I believe in this team, but four years ago something else. Yeah,
this is my top ten. This team we're putting out
tonight top ten.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
I believe in this team more than any team I've had.
So how that manifests tonight, I don't know. I don't
think no one knows, but I feel very confident that
we're prepared. We're going to give those guys everything and
more than they can handle. And I expect to win
this game tonight, and I know every single guy in
there does too.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I do too. I'm sitting here in Burbank and I
expect to win as well.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Interesting stat with the first time that two Japanese players starting,
you know how many Japanese players are actually are in
all of Major League Baseball?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Fifty eight? Eleven? Really only eleven? Wow? And two of
them are starting against each other tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's kind of cool. All right, Dodgers five oh eight.
We'll have updates all day and we'll be watching the
game with you. We won't put it on the air.
I guess the Major League Baseball License is that crap.
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Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay, But you know what, when when you and I
were growing up and we're about the same age give
or take, you know, five six, seven years, but when
you went to McDonald's, you had to address the cashier
or the cash here addressed you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Hi, how are you going to help you?
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, sure, thanks for coming in to McDonald's. Can I
take your order.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, thank you, thanks for having me. Can I please have?
And then you would have to tell them what you wanted,
you know, can I please have a hamburger? I'd like
to a medium fry, and maybe a medium coke as well,
And she would say okay, and and she would ask
you okay, and she would say that's you know, fort
I dollar and fifty eight cents, and you'd give her
a ten. She'd give you change and you say, oh,
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thank you, and she goes, all right, your number forty eight. Okay,
I'll stand over here, appreciate the customer service. Now it's
been reduced to a number. You know, all the meals
now are numbers. So now she says can I help you?
And you just go number one and she knows what
you want. You step aside. But in the future, I
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think it's going to continue along that path and it'll
just be a grunt and she'll know what you want.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Can I help you? Oh, big mac fries and a coke?
Got it?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's where we're going. We're going backwards in society. I
think my great great great grandchildren will have friends who
are walking on all four I think we're going back
to that.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Did you ever see you pinked the movie Caveman starring
Ringo star just as the star of the movie.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I saw it in Sino Man. Is that the same thing?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
He's It's exactly what it's what it says he's he
is a caveman.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He's all the other caveman there.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And it's where he met his now wife, Catherine, Catherine,
not Bach but the woman he's worried to he met
on the On the set of that. The entire movie,
no English words are spoken. It's all grunts and it's
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And that's basically what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh, that's great. It's called Caveman, Caveman. I'm gonna look
at it. That's classic, all right. So I'm watching the
Dodger I guess it's Fox Sports is putting on the
three guys they have on right now, Derek Jeter, Poppy
and I don't know the other guy, Alex Alec, Alex Rodriguez,
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olexrod a rod All three of those guys picked the
Podres to win the last game.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And they're experts, aren't they all wrong? All wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So the Dodgers will start It's twenty five after so
thirty eight minutes now the Dodger Star.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
If you are Angel, let's check in with you.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I know we have a lot of people listening to
KFI who are on their way to Dodger Stadium. I
know Michael Brian was just flying over Dodger Stadium. What's
the traffic like getting into the stadium right now?
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Getting into the stadium, just the surface streets heading into
the parking lot so pretty full. That includes Stadium Way
and it's pretty much both directions coming off of Morton
Avenue and also coming off of the one ten Freeway.
Also getting into Stadium way by way of the Glendale
Freeway which turns into Glendale Boulevard.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
That's super slammed.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Right now as well. And just the surface streets in
the area. Sunset Boulevard an absolute mess heading intown man
towards Morton Avenue heading into the parking lot as well.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Warn you, I told you to leave it noon. I'll
leave it for Is Michae O'Brien with us, Mikey is
he around?
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I am here go Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yes, I saw you flying over Dodger Stadium. We send
us some really cool pictures. Are there a lot more
in your tutor opinion. Are there a lot more people
in the stadium right now than a typical game.
Speaker 11 (15:12):
No, for this size of a crowd that we're expecting.
It was light when I was there.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
We have a flight restriction at four oh eight, so
we had to get out of there. But for an
hour before game time.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
I was shocked just a few had made it to
the stay and well, you can look at these freeways
and they're all, what up, man?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Hey, are they pretty strict with your flight restriction? And
will they give you a ticket? Or at five at
four oh nine?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Yeah, you know what happened once I was flying with
a guy and we got out of there kind of
like today, about ten minutes before, and then he gets
a message.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
On the you know the radios.
Speaker 11 (15:53):
They said to contact you know what a so CAW approachers,
You have to contact somebody, and sure that they chewed
them out. They were gonna write them up for that.
But we weren't in there at that right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
But you know, that's the worst thing a pilo can
here is when they give him a phone number.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah, take yeah, can you take down a phone number?
And that's that's the kiss of that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That really is. Yeah, that's over a lot of the time.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You know, you land on a taxi way and they
give you a phone number and you're done.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
That would do it, Harrison Ford, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Exactly? So where are you now?
Speaker 11 (16:27):
I'm going north fifty five in the beautiful city.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Of Orange, heading up the Villa Park or Via Park.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
So people, if people look up right now, where are you?
Exactly above them?
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Fifty five north, just crossing Chapman coming about. Catella had
the ninety one excellent.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Buddy great coverage last night over that big balls up
on the five North.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Thank you, sir. That was quite something. We don't get. Wait,
I forget. When that finally cleared, I was well home,
you know.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Look, you and I I you know, we we were
on straight rats, you know, go to the track, so
we knew that this is going to be after midnight
and we both nailed that.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Yeah, there's no way to know how that was going
to clear in like two hours.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And by the way, and I call you a street
rat and that's a compliment.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, you got a bubble am.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I invited to your party.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah you are you always are man, you and that
you and your son.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah, we're gonna do that. I'm gonna send Belly a
little reminder of that.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay, but but but Mike, look this this year, you
got to loosen up and have a drink or something.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
He's wound so tight at that party.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Right, I still got the lampshade for last year.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
All right, buddy, you're the best. Thanks man. Michael brought.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Guessing Vaudeville. I see him at the racetrack all the time. Yeah,
him and his his uh. I think he's got two sons,
but he's out there with one of his degenerate sons.
Oh yeah, we we you know, we always exchange a
losing stories. This is how I got photoed out. Or
I had a horse winning by three lengths and then
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did a cartwheel at the end.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You know, the whole run.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
All right, when we come back. Alex Michaelson the host
of I don't Know. He does Fox News at five
and six. Then he has a show on Friday Night
called The Issue Is, and we got an issue with him.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
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Speaker 2 (18:26):
It is The Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The Dodger Game starts at a little bit after five o'clock,
fiveh eight, and we check in with Alex Michaelson every Friday.
And I don't know if he's going to be into
this appearance today, but we'll check in with him.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Alex Michaelson, how are you, sir?
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Dang down with you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You know how much I enjoy you coming on. We've
become friends over the years. But when you said yesterday
the very few people are listening to radio anymore, they're
all listening to podcasts.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
How dare you?
Speaker 8 (19:06):
When did I say that?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
How dare you? You said that?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Last night on Fox eleven you said, you know, people
are into podcasts and they're into you know, they're.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
All thing and oh during the first Yeah, well that's right.
I'm sorry about that. Yeah, well, the smart people are
listening to radio.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That's right, that's right, that's right exactly, buddy. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
We have less than a month until everybody votes. People
are already voting. Early voting has started in California.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I got my ballot. I think have you got yours?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Yes? Okay, yes, and all the ballots should be out
at this point. It's it's wild that, you know, we
basically have an election month at this point. But I
always hate when people say election day because we don't
really have an election day. The election has already started. Yeah.
This week on the issue is we're focusing in on
the forty first district, which is Ken Calvert, the Republican
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versus Will Rollins, a Democratic challenger. There's been two different
recent polls in that race that show it actually tied.
It's I think going to be the most expensive race
in California. You see the ads all over TV and
radio for it, and it's really really close. Trump is
going to Coachella this weekend right by Ken Calvert's district.
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The Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson is going to
be in Corona on Sunday campaigning with Ken Calvert. So
it shows you how important this is for the Republicans
and how the majority is really going to come down
to California.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You know what's really good at playing both sides is
Elon Moss. He shows up at a Donald Trump rally
in Butler, Pennsylvania, and then three days later he shows
up in Hollywood to reveal his new robot, his new taxi,
and his new buzz and he has big crowds on
both coasts.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
He does, and he's been somebody that's that has has
kind of transcended politics for so long. It'll be interesting
to see, though, if that changes now that he has
gone so full all in on Donald Trump. Before he
seemed a little bit more like a political free agent, right,
and now he's really really leaned in to the Republican
(21:28):
brand and to Trump. And he's admitted that that that
that probably is going to hurt him with people and
what he calls the Democratic machine.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
But remember he used to support Obama and he used
to support Clinton, and the Republicans were cool that they
didn't carry the way. But man, once you jump over
that red line, you got hell to pay.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Yeah, exactly, but you know it also, but his event
happening here in California as a reminder, despite all the
reporting that he moved everything to Texas, Elon Musk has
a lot of businesses here in California still and it's
still really important to his empire. And that idea right
of a self driving taxi cab that doesn't have a
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steering wheel or pedals, what do you think of that?
If you trust something.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Like that, it's like getting in like sitting on a
couch and going across town. I don't trust it yet,
but I'm old school. I think the new kids, I
think the new generation trusted a lot more than the
older generation. But look, have you ever been to a
supermarket where you step on that pad with the big
arrow and the door opens up?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
About about twenty five percent of the time that doesn't work.
You step on the pad and the door doesn't open.
And that's all technology. That's not technology that can kill you.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Right, So you're concerned. Have you gotten ever gotten into
one of those waymow taxi cabs which drive around and
don't have a driver. They at least have a steering wheel,
but they don't have a driver.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Now, I saw one the other day it off of Melrose,
and I thought it was pretty cool. But I'll one
up you on that. I've never been I've never driven
in an electric car anywhere.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Really. That's never a Preas, never a Tesla, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I've never been inside.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
You're just still Is that a statement or like a p.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
No no, no, no, no, no, not political at all.
I respect.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Mark Thompson has an electric car and I got in
it with him. It was like a month or so ago.
I just wanted to see the inside of this, uh,
you know, this Tesla. He is a beautiful Tesla. And
I got in and I probably asked the dumbest question
you could ask. But he gets in. I get in,
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I said, hey,
how do you turn it on? And he's like, it's
(23:51):
just on? And I like, what do you mean it's
just on? He goes, it's just on.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't put that together.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Right, you know. And it's so quiet that sometimes you
don't even know that it's on.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
That's right, old school. But do you have an electric car?
You bought into it.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I do not have an electric car, in part because
I've never had a place to charge it. But I
mean those some of those electric cars are really nice.
I mean Tesla's are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, Tesla's are great, beautiful, And I think, you know
people like that. I know some of my friends who
are lifelong Democrats, Trump haters. They hate Trump. They you know,
they want to they they're rooting for, you know, more
assassinations that crew. They still will buy a Tesla, that's
how much they love that car.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Well, that's the thing it was. It was such a
sort of left wing Hollywood status symbol. Remember Larry David
used to joke about the Prius waves back in the
early days of turb your enthusiast, I know, it was
like you showed off, how your your bona fides that
you were progressive by driving a Prius, and the Tesla
was the extension of that. And now Tesla is mister Trump,
(25:01):
you know, like the Elon is and so a lot
of these liberals that drive this Tesla are confused on
what to do or maybe they should pick a different car.
But it really is a great car.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
And whatever you think of Elon Musk politics, what he
has done from SpaceX to Tesla to Neuralink to the satellite,
I mean he is the most significant and influential human alive.
What he has done right extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And now this robot that he's going to get the
price down to about you know, twenty five to thirty
thousand dollars and have a robot to work around the house,
I think is a great idea.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah. I mean between him and Steve Jobs, those two guys,
basically we're just living in their world and they have
seen into the future and they created themselves. Amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
They they're you know, if you're playing, those guys are
chess players and they see, you know, ten moves ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Of everybody else.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
But you know, but he said in an interview recently
and somebody said, you know, how do you become Elon
Musk And he said, I wouldn't recommend it. He said
he doesn't enjoy it at all because when he goes
to bed, most people just shut their eyes and they
try to go to sleep. He has a million thoughts
racing through his head that he has to get up
and make notes, and he can never sleep.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Well. He's running multiple companies at the same time. He's
not known as much of a delegator. He sometimes is
on different drugs to help him stay up and do
all this kind of stuff too. I mean that there's
a great book by Walter Isaacson about that really goes
into his psyche and it is and he, you know,
also has been open about the fact. And a lot
(26:39):
of people think that he has a sort of firm
of aspergers too, which changes the way that he interacts
with the world. But no doubt he is one of
the most brilliant minds in world history.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I think you're right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'll be watching the Dodgers and we'll see you next Friday.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yeah, Dodgers on Fox eleven to night.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Hey, dig talk with you. I don't know that, okay,
all right, very good, all right, thanks buddy. All right,
there he goes Alex Michael soon with a show. The
issue is tonight at ten thirty on Fox eleven News.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
We're live on KFI.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
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Speaker 2 (27:20):
All right to Los Angeles Dodgers. We are very close here.
A song sounds like it's in black and white.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Before I think it's a stuff, it's just said too
it does. It sounds like it isn't black and white.
And you know what's funny is the first part of
it is in black and white and then it goes
to a color comes on.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
But we are let me see.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
A nine and seven tier seventeen minutes, eighteen minutes away
from first pitch, and that stadium is not full yet.
There are still thousands and thousands, tens of thousands of
people trying to get into that stadium and it's tough,
and it's panic time. Now, it's panic time where you know,
(28:02):
you're like, oh, I don't know, I don't know if
I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Angel help us out.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Oh boy, those roads are jam packed right now. I
hate to say, like on the five, just getting out
of Burbank is just a nightmare right now.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Southbound slowan, Where.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Does that start? Where does the backup on the five
start in the southbound.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
It starts all the way from Empire, Yeah, Empire Avenue
out of ir Bank.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Oh, that's the southbound side. The northbound side, you any
guesses want to throw.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It down A guess for northbound starts at stadium.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Northbound starts in Irvine.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh no, and it's packed from Irvine to the stadium. Yes,
oh no.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh man, you know I warned people. Look, I hope
you're not late, but you've got to leave at noon
on a game like this. Maybe you can't. Maybe you're
working and your boss won't let you out early. I
understand that. Or maybe the kids are in school and
you want to take them and they don't get out
till two two thirty.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Maybe you're in the hospital, you had a car accident,
you can't get out. There's a lot of excuses out there,
but I will say that being in the San Fernando Valley. Oh,
let me check one more traffic with you. Angel southbound
one oh one towards downtown La. Is that backed up
into like Encino Tarzana.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Where is that almost Calabasas.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
No way, you're kidding.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
Met the last exit in Calabasas, Like the most western
exit in Calabasas is where the slowing starts.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
That's at Lost Hills.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Oh no, that's that's that might be an hour and
a half, two hours.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Oh oh yeah, it is an hour and a half.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Timmy from Lost Hills all the way into downtown one
hour thirty six minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, So people screwed up, you know, they wanted to
leave late. They thought they're gonna be the only ones
on the road. Well, I'm looking at that right now.
I don't know why I didn't believe you, but I
do now. From Empire starts at Walmart, the super center
out there at at Empire, southbound traffic all the where
to Dodger Stadium and then look at that, you're right,
(30:07):
the one oh one and then the creep between the
four or five and on the one seventy is horrible.
And look if you stay on the one oh one,
then you get to the one thirty four. You think
you're going to breathe right there through Tuluca Lake into Bourbank.
You think, oh, I'll make a Dodger stadium in ten minutes. No,
it backs up there almost right outside our window, right
here at Burbank Ter.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
In fact, it is outside our window.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Did you almost say Chaloupa Lake?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
It was Teluca Lake.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, maybe Chilluca Lakes even a better name for it.
But getting to this stadium is absolute hell. What about
people coming up from Long Beach on the either the
seven ten or the one ten. Are they going to
find it any easier to get to the stadium?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Not at all, especially on the seventh.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
We need good news.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
I'm trying all the way from Shoreline on that's the
south end of the seven ten freeway.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
To the sixth or to the ten. People cars you can.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Go, No many people in their car swearing your name
right now, as that man that angel im Mine, I
tell me about bad travack.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You gotta leave earlier on a day like today. It's
a three day weekend for a lot of people. Is
that Columbus Day is the Monday a big yes? Yeah,
okay Columbus Indigenous people.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Who's doing the combined? Yah?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
All right, So it's a big three day weekend for
some people, some county, some city, some state employees have
it off.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
We work right through Columbus Day. But you had to
have left earlier. You know, it's a five o eight start.
You read the tickets, it's all over the news, it's
all over the internet. You can't leave at four o'clock
on a day like today and expect to get from
Tarzana into the stadium.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You can't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And you know what, and maybe Angel maybe people thought
it was a seven o'clock starter or six o'clock start.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Maybe, I mean, we're so used to games starting at
that time.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes, but this is ridiculous to see every single entrance
and every way into that stadium completely jammed, completely jammed.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, I don't know how they're going it.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Here's another one that's really a mess, and it's an
unusual freeway to even have any slow And you want to.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Guess, I'm guessing one ten South at.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Pasadena really close the two.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Oh, the two okay, the two's jam two.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Two is it's it's heavy. I've seen it.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
It could be worse, but it's really slow getting out
of Glendale almost from the one thirty four.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Who's gonna get shot? You're just gonna get shot today.
I hope that doesn't happen. There's this guy that's gonna
get shot today. The guy that snakes that lane on
the two to the five South. Oh, you know that
that line is two miles long, and guys constantly snake
that lane and they cut that off and they squeeze
in at the end, and somebody's gonna get shot there.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I don't want it to happen, but you can't. You
can't do that today.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Don't sneak in there, and if and if somebody does,
you know, other cars creep around there and they try
to you know, they try to prevent somebody from getting
in front of them, and it's going to be hostile.
We don't live in nineteen seventy eight anymore. We live
like last night on the freeway road rage and a
guy got shot and killed. So mellow out. We don't
(33:24):
want any more of this shooting on the freeway. It's
not worth your life to get into you know, wherever
you're going, it's not worth your life. So I don't know,
you gotta behave out there. I can't, you know, teach
anybody anything in two minutes here, but people in this
city are not behaving. For a guy to get shot
over a road rage last night was outrageous, outrageous. This
(33:48):
guy had a tempered tandrum or the other guy did,
and now he's not with us anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's outrageous.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, we are moments away. We're gonna take a
break here. When we come back. The first pitch of
the Los Angeles Dodgers Padres game will probably be moments
away from when we come back.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Go Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
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we've got a very packed show, and I don't know
how much we're gonna get to because the Los Angeles
(00:20):
Dodgers are playing today.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
They're starting at five oh eight. That's an earlier starter.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, they're doing it for the East Coast TV, so
they're gonna start at five. And then tomorrow you have
the Cleveland Detroit game Game five, So you got a
game five today, game five tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Tomorrow starts a little after three o'clock. Man, those are
two teams. People are going.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Really yeah, and you know what, you can still get
eleven to one on both of them to win the
World Series. The Guardians are eleven to one and the
Detroit Tigers are eleven to one to win the World Series.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You talked about what was it a week or so
ago that the Padres odds to win? Everything was whatever
it was, Yeah, and then it went to what six.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Five to one, five to one after the first game.
Where is it at now?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I think now that it's at five, I think it's
back to five to one. It was down to three
fifth three point five to one. But now if you
bet on the Padres, you get five to one. But
the Dodgers are three and a half to one, so
the Dodgers have leaf frog back over them. Yeah, but
the big favorite one and a half to wonder almost
even odds are the Yankees. Yankees are even odds. Everybody's
(01:28):
betting on the Yankees. And that's all the New York buddy,
you know, coming in on the Yankees. Well you could,
I guess, make that argument for the Dodgers as well.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, I got yeah, the bigger fan base exactly exactly.
But you're gonna have you know, it's gonna be either
Cleveland Detroit. And I can't pick between Cleveland and Detroit
because my dad's from Cleveland and my mom's from Detroit.
And I used to spend every summer in Cleveland with
my grandparents, and then we'd go over to Detroit for
two weeks to spend it with my other grandparents. And
so I spent in a huge amount of time in
(01:57):
Cleveland and Detroit for a kid that was born in
the Afronando Valley. I spent three months a year in
Cleveland and Detroit.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's going to make any games between them actually really
really exciting for you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh, it's great.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And my mom's maiden name is Dalton, and so whenever
she had like a birth or anything, you know, put
a big D on her cake and always look like
the D from Detroit. And my dad's last name Conway,
and that's the big sea from Cleveland. So when I
look at it, it's the big sea that I used
to see on the cake. It's the big D I
used to see on the cake. It's my mom versus
my dad. It's Detroit versus Cleveland. And I don't know
(02:30):
who to root for, you know, I don't know who
to root for. It's all about balls. Yeah, it's exactly right.
But the Dodgers are going to start at five o'clock.
So if we seem a little distracted at five oh
eight until Mo comes on, that's why I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Surprised Steph got in on time.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh yeah, with the did you run into traffic? I
was Steph uche, but did you run in traffic near Dodger.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Stadium one hundred? I'm not happy he's the only guy
in the building. Who is openly aggressive towards the Dodgers.
I love that. So where did it start?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Did it start like considerably south of the stadium on
the one ten? Yeah, and then it got worse because
and I know it's something going on when there's cones
laid out against the curb and you have to lately
change the traffic progression. So I love that that's your Yeah,
I love this. I love that literally and there's normally
(03:27):
nobody there. I love that that there's a wall. Throb
the headphones on Steph fush for a second here, and
that's why I tell him sometime.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I love I love that there's a there's there's a.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Six inch wall between our station and the Dodger station,
and on both sides. On the west side that's the
Dodger station, and on the east side that's the Dodger station.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, on the west side, and the other side that's
actually where they're broadcasting the game, like from the where
they're engineered Collins in there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm closer to getting to the Dogs station than I
am going in to see Steph. Fooh, that's how close
we are to the Dodgers, right. So I love the
fact did Steph Foosh just tuned out with what's going
on with the Dodgers. But and again we're sandwich by
Dodger stations, and his first clue that something's going on
at Dodger Stadium are cones on the lanes.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's great. So he's written for the Padres, is what
you're saying, I bet he is.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I mean, deep down inside, you can't say that here
at ihearten, No, I can't say that. I just I
didn't know that. I thought they lost already.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh that's why I thought. I love that. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I swear to god, you are going to be the
sports guy for the Woody Show. You're going to be
the sports guy for the Woody Show. I'm going to
get you in there. I don't know any more interesting
guy than you. I'd love to see a guy who
just can't stand sports do sports because most people are
like that. Most people, you know, they're not like me.
You know, they're not sitting at home pausing pitch and
(05:01):
going popular. That's right, that's right, that's a stuff. Osh,
think about that. I asked Petros them Petros and Money Show.
I said, Buddy, you've been in talk radio sports talk
radio for twenty years. How soon into your sports broadcasting
career did you burn out on sports? And he said,
(05:21):
greatest answer ever, three years before he got into radio.
That is great, buddy. You are the new sports guy
on the Woody Show. I don't know but when you start.
I don't know the contract negotiations, but you're gonna have
because that's your dream to work on that show. I
get it, I get it. That's your favorite show. When
(05:42):
I grew up, it was Rick D's. I'd work on
the Rick d Show in a heartbeat. But I think
I did. I think he fired me. But that's the
longest story. But you've got to be the sports guy.
We're gonna put you and we're gonna get the Woody on.
Get Woody on, Man, Get this Woody one, Yeah, get
this Woody on the phone. Man wood he's got to
what he's got to see the brilliance in you doing
(06:03):
sports on the Woody Show. We'll play the segment every day.
You'll get double the pop in in in publicity, they send.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Him out like to Cheven running around the stadium.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, And he goes out to Cheve's ravine going, Hey,
I thought you guys lost last night. Are you guys
still in it?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
How great is that? How great is that?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I mean, look, you could have Fred Rogan like, oh
here here's Will Smith.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Will. How do you think the game's gonna shape up? Well,
you're a.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Good offense takes care of a good defense. If we
have the right guys on the mound today and the
bats are hot, we're gonna take him.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Or why are these cones up?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well today, that's the better show. That's the better show.
Steph ouge on sports Buddy, you're in.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna Convince Whitty. You're the guy.
You're the guy.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You are the guy. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Whoever they go with will be the light years worse
than you, light years worse than you, billions of light
years worse than you.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
All Right, Dodger preview. Let's get into it.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
The anticipation is building years.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Fans are now what does a guy say for a minute,
la in a minute, let's get into it.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So let's get into it. I'm gonna steal that from him.
Let's get into it.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
The anticipation is building years. Fans are now in the stadium,
it's a hot one. It's about mid eighties here on
the field at Chavez Ravine. But as you said, Yoshinobu
Yamamoto versus you Darvish on the hill, historic evening. First
time in Major League Baseball postseason history to Japanese born
pitchers will be starting for their respective clubs in a
(07:40):
playoff game.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Now, it's been no. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I didn't know that to me, neither Japanese born players
playing in Game five of the National League Divisional Series.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Secret Debt.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Darvish was going to start for the Padres. We've known
that for a couple of days. The Dodgers, however, weigh
their options and up about nine to thirty last night,
they finally announced that Yamamoto would take the hill for
the boys in Blue.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I saw that at Dodgers Stadium, and they have a
chimney in the back on the top level and the
white smoke came out around nine to thirty, so I
knew they made their decision on who is going to pitch.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Of course, he struggled in that first game against the Padres,
allowing five runs in just three innings. But the Dodgers
feel they found some things in this delivery that were
helping him tip his pitches, and they feel like they've
corrected that.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh good, ah nice, He's given him some tells.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
But they also know, no matter who's on the hill
on this one, it's going to take a complete team
effort to win this game tonight and advance their season
to the NLCS.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
I think that there's a different level of like going
to lose and regardless of circumstance, and I've seen that
from our guys this year. I believe in this team
more than any team I've had. So how that mattered?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I bet he said that before.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
I believe in this team more than any team I've had.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How would you not you have to say that? What
are you going to say, Oh, this is the fifth
best team we've had.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, this is you know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I believe in this team, but four years ago something else. Yeah,
this is my top ten. This team we're putting out
tonight top ten.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
I believe in this team more than any team I've had.
So how that manifests tonight, I don't know. I don't
think no one knows, but I feel very confident that
we're prepared. We're going to give those guys everything and
more than they can handle. And I expect to win
this game tonight, and I know every single guy in
there does too.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I do too. I'm sitting here in Burbank and I
expect to win as well.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Interesting stat with the first time that two Japanese players starting,
you know how many Japanese players are actually are in
all of Major League Baseball?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Fifty eight? Eleven? Really only eleven? Wow? And two of
them are starting against each other tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's kind of cool. All right, Dodgers five oh eight.
We'll have updates all day and we'll be watching the
game with you. We won't put it on the air.
I guess the Major League Baseball License is that crap.
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Okay, But you know what, when when you and I
were growing up and we're about the same age give
or take, you know, five six, seven years, but when
you went to McDonald's, you had to address the cashier
or the cash here addressed you.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Hi, how are you going to help you?
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, sure, thanks for coming in to McDonald's. Can I
take your order.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, thank you, thanks for having me. Can I please have?
And then you would have to tell them what you wanted,
you know, can I please have a hamburger? I'd like
to a medium fry, and maybe a medium coke as well,
And she would say okay, and and she would ask
you okay, and she would say that's you know, fort
I dollar and fifty eight cents, and you'd give her
a ten. She'd give you change and you say, oh,
(12:04):
thank you, and she goes, all right, your number forty eight. Okay,
I'll stand over here, appreciate the customer service. Now it's
been reduced to a number. You know, all the meals
now are numbers. So now she says can I help you?
And you just go number one and she knows what
you want. You step aside. But in the future, I
(12:27):
think it's going to continue along that path and it'll
just be a grunt and she'll know what you want.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Can I help you? Oh, big mac fries and a coke?
Got it?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's where we're going. We're going backwards in society. I
think my great great great grandchildren will have friends who
are walking on all four I think we're going back
to that.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Did you ever see you pinked the movie Caveman starring
Ringo star just as the star of the movie.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I saw it in Sino Man. Is that the same thing?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
He's It's exactly what it's what it says he's he
is a caveman.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He's all the other caveman there.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And it's where he met his now wife, Catherine, Catherine,
not Bach but the woman he's worried to he met
on the On the set of that. The entire movie,
no English words are spoken. It's all grunts and it's
all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And that's basically what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh, that's great. It's called Caveman, Caveman. I'm gonna look
at it. That's classic, all right. So I'm watching the
Dodger I guess it's Fox Sports is putting on the
three guys they have on right now, Derek Jeter, Poppy
and I don't know the other guy, Alex Alec, Alex Rodriguez,
(13:46):
olexrod a rod All three of those guys picked the
Podres to win the last game.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And they're experts, aren't they all wrong? All wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
So the Dodgers will start It's twenty five after so
thirty eight minutes now the Dodger Star.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
If you are Angel, let's check in with you.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I know we have a lot of people listening to
KFI who are on their way to Dodger Stadium. I
know Michael Brian was just flying over Dodger Stadium. What's
the traffic like getting into the stadium right now?
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Getting into the stadium, just the surface streets heading into
the parking lot so pretty full. That includes Stadium Way
and it's pretty much both directions coming off of Morton
Avenue and also coming off of the one ten Freeway.
Also getting into Stadium way by way of the Glendale
Freeway which turns into Glendale Boulevard.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
That's super slammed.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Right now as well. And just the surface streets in
the area. Sunset Boulevard an absolute mess heading intown man
towards Morton Avenue heading into the parking lot as well.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Warn you, I told you to leave it noon. I'll
leave it for Is Michae O'Brien with us, Mikey is
he around?
Speaker 6 (14:58):
I am here go Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yes, I saw you flying over Dodger Stadium. We send
us some really cool pictures. Are there a lot more
in your tutor opinion. Are there a lot more people
in the stadium right now than a typical game.
Speaker 11 (15:12):
No, for this size of a crowd that we're expecting.
It was light when I was there.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
We have a flight restriction at four oh eight, so
we had to get out of there. But for an
hour before game time.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
I was shocked just a few had made it to
the stay and well, you can look at these freeways
and they're all, what up, man?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
No, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Hey, are they pretty strict with your flight restriction? And
will they give you a ticket? Or at five at
four oh nine?
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Yeah, you know what happened once I was flying with
a guy and we got out of there kind of
like today, about ten minutes before, and then he gets
a message.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
On the you know the radios.
Speaker 11 (15:53):
They said to contact you know what a so CAW approachers,
You have to contact somebody, and sure that they chewed
them out. They were gonna write them up for that.
But we weren't in there at that right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
But you know, that's the worst thing a pilo can
here is when they give him a phone number.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah, take yeah, can you take down a phone number?
And that's that's the kiss of that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That really is. Yeah, that's over a lot of the time.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You know, you land on a taxi way and they
give you a phone number and you're done.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
That would do it, Harrison Ford, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Exactly? So where are you now?
Speaker 11 (16:27):
I'm going north fifty five in the beautiful city.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Of Orange, heading up the Villa Park or Via Park.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
So people, if people look up right now, where are you?
Exactly above them?
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Fifty five north, just crossing Chapman coming about. Catella had
the ninety one excellent.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Buddy great coverage last night over that big balls up
on the five North.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Thank you, sir. That was quite something. We don't get. Wait,
I forget. When that finally cleared, I was well home,
you know.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Look, you and I I you know, we we were
on straight rats, you know, go to the track, so
we knew that this is going to be after midnight
and we both nailed that.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Yeah, there's no way to know how that was going
to clear in like two hours.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And by the way, and I call you a street
rat and that's a compliment.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
Well I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, you got a bubble am.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I invited to your party.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah you are you always are man, you and that
you and your son.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah, we're gonna do that. I'm gonna send Belly a
little reminder of that.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay, but but but Mike, look this this year, you
got to loosen up and have a drink or something.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
He's wound so tight at that party.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Right, I still got the lampshade for last year.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
All right, buddy, you're the best. Thanks man. Michael brought.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Guessing Vaudeville. I see him at the racetrack all the time. Yeah,
him and his his uh. I think he's got two sons,
but he's out there with one of his degenerate sons.
Oh yeah, we we you know, we always exchange a
losing stories. This is how I got photoed out. Or
I had a horse winning by three lengths and then
(18:03):
did a cartwheel at the end.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You know, the whole run.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
All right, when we come back. Alex Michaelson the host
of I don't Know. He does Fox News at five
and six. Then he has a show on Friday Night
called The Issue Is, and we got an issue with him.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty KFI AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It is The Conway Show.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The Dodger Game starts at a little bit after five o'clock,
fiveh eight, and we check in with Alex Michaelson every Friday.
And I don't know if he's going to be into
this appearance today, but we'll check in with him.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Alex Michaelson, how are you, sir?
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Dang down with you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You know how much I enjoy you coming on. We've
become friends over the years. But when you said yesterday
the very few people are listening to radio anymore, they're
all listening to podcasts.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
How dare you?
Speaker 8 (19:06):
When did I say that?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
How dare you? You said that?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Last night on Fox eleven you said, you know, people
are into podcasts and they're into you know, they're.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
All thing and oh during the first Yeah, well that's right.
I'm sorry about that. Yeah, well, the smart people are
listening to radio.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That's right, that's right, that's right exactly, buddy. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
We have less than a month until everybody votes. People
are already voting. Early voting has started in California.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I got my ballot. I think have you got yours?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Yes? Okay, yes, and all the ballots should be out
at this point. It's it's wild that, you know, we
basically have an election month at this point. But I
always hate when people say election day because we don't
really have an election day. The election has already started. Yeah.
This week on the issue is we're focusing in on
the forty first district, which is Ken Calvert, the Republican
(20:09):
versus Will Rollins, a Democratic challenger. There's been two different
recent polls in that race that show it actually tied.
It's I think going to be the most expensive race
in California. You see the ads all over TV and
radio for it, and it's really really close. Trump is
going to Coachella this weekend right by Ken Calvert's district.
(20:32):
The Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson is going to
be in Corona on Sunday campaigning with Ken Calvert. So
it shows you how important this is for the Republicans
and how the majority is really going to come down
to California.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You know what's really good at playing both sides is
Elon Moss. He shows up at a Donald Trump rally
in Butler, Pennsylvania, and then three days later he shows
up in Hollywood to reveal his new robot, his new taxi,
and his new buzz and he has big crowds on
both coasts.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
He does, and he's been somebody that's that has has
kind of transcended politics for so long. It'll be interesting
to see, though, if that changes now that he has
gone so full all in on Donald Trump. Before he
seemed a little bit more like a political free agent, right,
and now he's really really leaned in to the Republican
(21:28):
brand and to Trump. And he's admitted that that that
that probably is going to hurt him with people and
what he calls the Democratic machine.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
But remember he used to support Obama and he used
to support Clinton, and the Republicans were cool that they
didn't carry the way. But man, once you jump over
that red line, you got hell to pay.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Yeah, exactly, but you know it also, but his event
happening here in California as a reminder, despite all the
reporting that he moved everything to Texas, Elon Musk has
a lot of businesses here in California still and it's
still really important to his empire. And that idea right
of a self driving taxi cab that doesn't have a
(22:12):
steering wheel or pedals, what do you think of that?
If you trust something.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Like that, it's like getting in like sitting on a
couch and going across town. I don't trust it yet,
but I'm old school. I think the new kids, I
think the new generation trusted a lot more than the
older generation. But look, have you ever been to a
supermarket where you step on that pad with the big
arrow and the door opens up?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
About about twenty five percent of the time that doesn't work.
You step on the pad and the door doesn't open.
And that's all technology. That's not technology that can kill you.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Right, So you're concerned. Have you gotten ever gotten into
one of those waymow taxi cabs which drive around and
don't have a driver. They at least have a steering wheel,
but they don't have a driver.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Now, I saw one the other day it off of Melrose,
and I thought it was pretty cool. But I'll one
up you on that. I've never been I've never driven
in an electric car anywhere.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Really. That's never a Preas, never a Tesla, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I've never been inside.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
You're just still Is that a statement or like a p.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
No no, no, no, no, no, not political at all.
I respect.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Mark Thompson has an electric car and I got in
it with him. It was like a month or so ago.
I just wanted to see the inside of this, uh,
you know, this Tesla. He is a beautiful Tesla. And
I got in and I probably asked the dumbest question
you could ask. But he gets in. I get in,
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I said, hey,
how do you turn it on? And he's like, it's
(23:51):
just on? And I like, what do you mean it's
just on? He goes, it's just on.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't put that together.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Right, you know. And it's so quiet that sometimes you
don't even know that it's on.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
That's right, old school. But do you have an electric car?
You bought into it.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I do not have an electric car, in part because
I've never had a place to charge it. But I
mean those some of those electric cars are really nice.
I mean Tesla's are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, Tesla's are great, beautiful, And I think, you know
people like that. I know some of my friends who
are lifelong Democrats, Trump haters. They hate Trump. They you know,
they want to they they're rooting for, you know, more
assassinations that crew. They still will buy a Tesla, that's
how much they love that car.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Well, that's the thing it was. It was such a
sort of left wing Hollywood status symbol. Remember Larry David
used to joke about the Prius waves back in the
early days of turb your enthusiast, I know, it was
like you showed off, how your your bona fides that
you were progressive by driving a Prius, and the Tesla
was the extension of that. And now Tesla is mister Trump,
(25:01):
you know, like the Elon is and so a lot
of these liberals that drive this Tesla are confused on
what to do or maybe they should pick a different car.
But it really is a great car.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
And whatever you think of Elon Musk politics, what he
has done from SpaceX to Tesla to Neuralink to the satellite,
I mean he is the most significant and influential human alive.
What he has done right extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
And now this robot that he's going to get the
price down to about you know, twenty five to thirty
thousand dollars and have a robot to work around the house,
I think is a great idea.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah. I mean between him and Steve Jobs, those two guys,
basically we're just living in their world and they have
seen into the future and they created themselves. Amazing.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
They they're you know, if you're playing, those guys are
chess players and they see, you know, ten moves ahead.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Of everybody else.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
But you know, but he said in an interview recently
and somebody said, you know, how do you become Elon
Musk And he said, I wouldn't recommend it. He said
he doesn't enjoy it at all because when he goes
to bed, most people just shut their eyes and they
try to go to sleep. He has a million thoughts
racing through his head that he has to get up
and make notes, and he can never sleep.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Well. He's running multiple companies at the same time. He's
not known as much of a delegator. He sometimes is
on different drugs to help him stay up and do
all this kind of stuff too. I mean that there's
a great book by Walter Isaacson about that really goes
into his psyche and it is and he, you know,
also has been open about the fact. And a lot
(26:39):
of people think that he has a sort of firm
of aspergers too, which changes the way that he interacts
with the world. But no doubt he is one of
the most brilliant minds in world history.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I think you're right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I'll be watching the Dodgers and we'll see you next Friday.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yeah, Dodgers on Fox eleven to night.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Hey, dig talk with you. I don't know that, okay,
all right, very good, all right, thanks buddy. All right,
there he goes Alex Michael soon with a show. The
issue is tonight at ten thirty on Fox eleven News.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
We're live on KFI.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on DEMYO from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
All right to Los Angeles Dodgers. We are very close here.
A song sounds like it's in black and white.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Before I think it's a stuff, it's just said too
it does. It sounds like it isn't black and white.
And you know what's funny is the first part of
it is in black and white and then it goes
to a color comes on.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
But we are let me see.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
A nine and seven tier seventeen minutes, eighteen minutes away
from first pitch, and that stadium is not full yet.
There are still thousands and thousands, tens of thousands of
people trying to get into that stadium and it's tough,
and it's panic time. Now, it's panic time where you know,
(28:02):
you're like, oh, I don't know, I don't know if
I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Angel help us out.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
Oh boy, those roads are jam packed right now. I
hate to say, like on the five, just getting out
of Burbank is just a nightmare right now.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Southbound slowan, Where.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Does that start? Where does the backup on the five
start in the southbound.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
It starts all the way from Empire, Yeah, Empire Avenue
out of ir Bank.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Oh, that's the southbound side. The northbound side, you any
guesses want to throw.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It down A guess for northbound starts at stadium.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Northbound starts in Irvine.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh no, and it's packed from Irvine to the stadium. Yes,
oh no.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh man, you know I warned people. Look, I hope
you're not late, but you've got to leave at noon
on a game like this. Maybe you can't. Maybe you're
working and your boss won't let you out early. I
understand that. Or maybe the kids are in school and
you want to take them and they don't get out
till two two thirty.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Maybe you're in the hospital, you had a car accident,
you can't get out. There's a lot of excuses out there,
but I will say that being in the San Fernando Valley. Oh,
let me check one more traffic with you. Angel southbound
one oh one towards downtown La. Is that backed up
into like Encino Tarzana.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Where is that almost Calabasas.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
No way, you're kidding.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
Met the last exit in Calabasas, Like the most western
exit in Calabasas is where the slowing starts.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
That's at Lost Hills.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Oh no, that's that's that might be an hour and
a half, two hours.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Oh oh yeah, it is an hour and a half.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Timmy from Lost Hills all the way into downtown one
hour thirty six minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, So people screwed up, you know, they wanted to
leave late. They thought they're gonna be the only ones
on the road. Well, I'm looking at that right now.
I don't know why I didn't believe you, but I
do now. From Empire starts at Walmart, the super center
out there at at Empire, southbound traffic all the where
to Dodger Stadium and then look at that, you're right,
(30:07):
the one oh one and then the creep between the
four or five and on the one seventy is horrible.
And look if you stay on the one oh one,
then you get to the one thirty four. You think
you're going to breathe right there through Tuluca Lake into Bourbank.
You think, oh, I'll make a Dodger stadium in ten minutes. No,
it backs up there almost right outside our window, right
here at Burbank Ter.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
In fact, it is outside our window.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Did you almost say Chaloupa Lake?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
It was Teluca Lake.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, maybe Chilluca Lakes even a better name for it.
But getting to this stadium is absolute hell. What about
people coming up from Long Beach on the either the
seven ten or the one ten. Are they going to
find it any easier to get to the stadium?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Not at all, especially on the seventh.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
We need good news.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
I'm trying all the way from Shoreline on that's the
south end of the seven ten freeway.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
To the sixth or to the ten. People cars you can.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Go, No many people in their car swearing your name
right now, as that man that angel im Mine, I
tell me about bad travack.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You gotta leave earlier on a day like today. It's
a three day weekend for a lot of people. Is
that Columbus Day is the Monday a big yes? Yeah,
okay Columbus Indigenous people.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Who's doing the combined? Yah?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
All right, So it's a big three day weekend for
some people, some county, some city, some state employees have
it off.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
We work right through Columbus Day. But you had to
have left earlier. You know, it's a five o eight start.
You read the tickets, it's all over the news, it's
all over the internet. You can't leave at four o'clock
on a day like today and expect to get from
Tarzana into the stadium.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You can't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And you know what, and maybe Angel maybe people thought
it was a seven o'clock starter or six o'clock start.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Maybe, I mean, we're so used to games starting at
that time.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yes, but this is ridiculous to see every single entrance
and every way into that stadium completely jammed, completely jammed.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, I don't know how they're going it.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Here's another one that's really a mess, and it's an
unusual freeway to even have any slow And you want to.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Guess, I'm guessing one ten South at.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Pasadena really close the two.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Oh, the two okay, the two's jam two.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Two is it's it's heavy. I've seen it.
Speaker 10 (32:31):
It could be worse, but it's really slow getting out
of Glendale almost from the one thirty four.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Who's gonna get shot? You're just gonna get shot today.
I hope that doesn't happen. There's this guy that's gonna
get shot today. The guy that snakes that lane on
the two to the five South. Oh, you know that
that line is two miles long, and guys constantly snake
that lane and they cut that off and they squeeze
in at the end, and somebody's gonna get shot there.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I don't want it to happen, but you can't. You
can't do that today.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Don't sneak in there, and if and if somebody does,
you know, other cars creep around there and they try
to you know, they try to prevent somebody from getting
in front of them, and it's going to be hostile.
We don't live in nineteen seventy eight anymore. We live
like last night on the freeway road rage and a
guy got shot and killed. So mellow out. We don't
(33:24):
want any more of this shooting on the freeway. It's
not worth your life to get into you know, wherever
you're going, it's not worth your life. So I don't know,
you gotta behave out there. I can't, you know, teach
anybody anything in two minutes here, but people in this
city are not behaving. For a guy to get shot
over a road rage last night was outrageous, outrageous. This
(33:48):
guy had a tempered tandrum or the other guy did,
and now he's not with us anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's outrageous.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, we are moments away. We're gonna take a
break here. When we come back. The first pitch of
the Los Angeles Dodgers Padres game will probably be moments
away from when we come back.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Go Dodgers.
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