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February 14, 2025 32 mins
Guest: Petros Papadakis  joins Tim and talk about moving into the San Fernando Valley and calls Valentine’s Day fraud. // Igloo recall more than 1M coolers over fingertip amputation risk/ Valentine’s Day 40% of couples commit financial infidelity. // Valentine’s Day, the cost of being single - most expensive cities in California. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's k IF I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps.
Petros Papadakas from the Petros and Money Show, a very
popular show there on AM five seventy LA Sports, and
he joins us, Hi, buddy, Hello, Tim, how are you, sir?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm okay. I'm watching Mystic Pizza on mute. Oh okay,
I like Missing Bigs on you on mute.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
There's nothing better than Mystic Pizza on mute. I mean, well,
you know I'm on the radio here.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hey, we deserve to know what happens. You know, I
know the story. I sit it a thousand times. Yeah,
so you don't have to know the words. You know.
It's like a sile.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's really emotional for me when a guy eats the
pizza and then he reviews it on TV later and
he loves the pizza and they're also happy.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think that's another guy. I think that's the barstool
sports guy.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes, he does a pizza thing. You're money. He does.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Well.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
He's saying that I'm stealing his bit too, well, is
that what you're alleging?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I know, I do want shot at ye La River like,
you know, I'm tired of this. I saw what you tweeted.
I'm no fool, you know. I don't want to go
onto the weekend with conflict.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
We gave you, pup, We gave you a nice sime.
Ohow oh thanks pump. Hey, So we did this earlier.
I looked online what percentage in Los Angeles? What percentage
of gifts that are given to women are stolen property?
A guy stole it from a store and then gave
it to his gal ooh, what percentage?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, you know, before I played football at USC, I'd
say it's pretty low. But since my experience, I would
say maybe forty percent.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh wow, okay. The actual I got I was low too.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I said seventy eight percentage, eighty seven percent?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It said wild, That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Had that come from the same news sources that Courtney
Kardashian email?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hey, did did OJ Simpson know your dad? By? Yes? Really?
Uh huh? He would just come in and say, oh
hi hi him? And Al Collings, Yes, yes, O J.
Simpson with his extremely large head.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
We also knew David Gascon, who the guy who was
the guy that's an oldra is a fugitive from justice.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know, the police guy was oj the best running
back in the history of USC. Oh, it's hard to
say he wasn't. Yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, he had a real special combination. I mean, you know,
it was a different time, and it's hard to compare
eras okay because football is different.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
But I mean, do you want me to finish or no?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, no, no, it's okay, Like, okay, let me ask
you a question about sports. You do thought that wasn't
bad a question about sports. Yeah, but you gave me
not one that you wanted to know. You gave me
ninety percent of the answermony.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And well, I was going to tell you about his
combination of speed and power. Okay, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, I mean, it's the same kind of speed and
top power you might use to decapitate somebody with.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
A n But you know what, I remember when my
daughter was seven or eight and she came into work
with me and she was running around the hallway and
you said to me, you know, I can put twenty
five percent more speed and power into her.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I did. I did. Well.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
We started doing box jumps, and I really just I
loved I loved what I saw it wasn't so much
the first jump. It was the ability to get down
and back up again like a poco stick. You see
that a lot in the NBA. And that got me
going a little bit. I said, we could, you know,
we could sell this girl, you know, to some kind of.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
European soccer academy. That's right, But I do remember that
now that you jog my memory. Yes, you were very
nice to her. I mean you didn't. You didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And and by the way, you did it properly. You
didn't tell her, You told me, and then it was
my job to tell her exactly, you know, like for instance.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I didn't even address her.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's right, that's right, But that's the proper way to
do it. Like for instance, I was in in Costco
and my daughter was sitting in the basket, not where
you put kids, but in the bigger part of the basket.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And and and.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
A woman said, you know, you're not supposed to have
your daughter in that, in that part of the basket,
because that's where I put my fruits and vegetables. And
now her feet are in there. And I and I
said to her two things. I said, hey, don't address her,
let me do it. You addressed me. Then I addressed
my door.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Say something to the kid.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah she did. She said to my daughter, she goes,
you shouldn't be in there. And I said, I sweete.
I said, you addressed me, I'll address her.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
She said, why don't you just shut up?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Don't dress dress her directly? And I said, don't even
talk to me ever, Karen. And then and then I
looked at her card, and she had her fruit and
vegetables on the little seat where the kids sit. And
I said, with all, with the respect, that's where a
lot of kids ass blanks have been, right where your
fruits and vegetables are. And she turned and scoffed and
walked away.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well you want that one? I thought that was a win.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Was that at the Gelsons? It was at Costco?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Buddy. You know when there's a rule in Costco?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wait a minute, at Costco? Could you be buying like
a coffin in your bag's right? Who cares what's in
the freaking car?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's Costco? Where's your favorite? Where's your nearest Costco? Torrance?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, there's one down here in Torrance. It's got its
own Strea basically, it's own zip code. It is a
fast property.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I love Costco.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I do not really no, but I don't do much.
As you know, I've become kind of a weird shut in.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
All right, I got another question.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
That is why I'm so available to you here on
the show on a Friday night on Valentine.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, let's get back to OJ Simpson. Okay, OJ Simpson
probably the best running back in the history of USC
I'd say it's tough to argue. Okay, but here's a
bigger question. When it comes to sports radio. I never
hear this about the NFL or the NHL or the
Major League Baseball, but I constantly hear it about basketball.

(05:40):
Every time somebody brings up basketball on radio and sports radio,
they always say who was better, Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant.
Photos here, But they don't do that with other sports.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, they started doing it with Tom Brady and Patrick
Mahomes that was, but not it.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
But basketball that's all they do.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, it's a real but whatever it is or is it,
no matter what you do in which sport you do
it with, it is really lazy.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
It is sports.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's a lazy way to do the job. Uh, you know,
who's the goat and it's really what they do. It's
almost of what they do in the twenty four hour Sports.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Call us up here with the goat. I ned, do
you think's the goat? I think it's Jordan, But you
think it's Goby.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Give us a call, Hey, Crozier, should I tell Conway
the sports story about Bill Carroll that I told you
off the air earlier?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh? I love?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Why is Bill Carroll coaching again? I thought he was
like ninety.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, that's Pete Carroll. Oh, Pete Carroll.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Bill Carroll's a Canadian guy. Used to work at KFI.
Oh that's right, heay, you were on nights then, so uh. Anyway,
Bill Carroll called me once when Tommy Losorda was alive,
and you know, I was trying to endear myself to
his boss, and he asked me for Tommy Losorda's number
because he wanted to put him on the radio show.
And I said, yeah, absolutely, but do yourself favor and

(07:01):
tape it because he's old, and he's crazy and he's
got a foul mouth, and he you know, he's going
to be running around the All Star Game. It was
during the All the All Star Baseball All Star Game
was an Anaheim.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
And I remember that Bo Jackson hit a home run
in that game.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, this was more recent, but but.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, and uh and Bill Carroll said something to the
effect of, you know, well.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'd never tape anything, you know, do everything on all right, whatever,
mister Canada.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
And Uh, I said, I got to listen to this,
and I had never heard a more chaotic interview in
my life, like Bill Carroll. It was like a rodeo
where the guy just gets kicked off the bowl with
him like a split second. La sorta threw the phone down,
dropped like two f bombs, started talking to somebody else
and I and I'm staring at the radio saying, I

(07:54):
told you, Bill Carroll, I told you.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I was screaming in my car at at the at
the radio. You know. I was at Dodger Stadium maybe
twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I thought you'd liked that story. Did I do all
right with that?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I loved it?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Like this guy, he must be so jealous of my
weather report that you don't enjoy anything.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I love it. But I was at Dodger Stadium.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I was with a friend who had a beautiful, beautiful girlfriend,
and they were French kissing, you know, what that is?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, okay, they were doing that at Dodger Stadium in
a box. Tommy Losorta came in, was talking to us
for a while.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
That's what we're doing in the next segment, by the way,
kissing tips for Valentine's.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Right, And then and then Tommylsorta, the girl left and
it was just me, my friend and Tommy Lesorta. And
Tommy Losorta said, man, that woman is so beautiful, and
my friend was like, yeah, yeah, she's great. And then
he said, after you kiss her like that, can I
smell your breath?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
True story? True story.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I spent a lost weekend like that old movie with
Tommy Lesorta in Miami once Believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Last Weekend's a great movie. It was very much a
last weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
And it was such a last weekend that he ditched
me on New Year's Eve with another party.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is that right? What a mess? You might have taken
a swing at me too.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
You live fairly close to the ocean, right, can you
see it from your house?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
No, when's the last time you swam? If that's the truth.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Once a year I go into the ocean for my
birthday where at rat Beach right after Torrents. Oh, that's horrible.
So it's just called Rat Beach, well, right right after Torrents.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
All right, but when is your birthday?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's in June. Tim Oh, so that's not bad. Are
you not doing a winter plunge? No, it's not the.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Polar bears or anything like that. But do you get
sick when you go in the ocean?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
What do you mean, like like on a like on
a like on a like on.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
A cruise liner. That's right, all the duties and pollutants,
you know.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well, you know, I mean I do get a little
woozy sometimes making the crossing between Catalina and the and
uh and here King Harbor San Pedro.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
But that is some of the roughest season in the
world at that beach. No, well, no, are in.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
The channel between Catalina. Rat Beach is not the biggest
surf spot on Earth Feud, but there are some big
ones around it.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
When you go swimming in the ocean, do you wear
your Maga shorts, your Maga trunks?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Dark maget dark.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I walked into a lady's house once and she had
the dark back and I said, Hey, that's dark maggags.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
She's like, what are you talking about? That is? I
was like, well, that's what dark magat, That's what it is.
That's what it is. Elon Musk wears the Dark Maga.
That's right, Dark mag All right, hold of in second
Petros as we it's the Petros and Money Show.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demya from KFI
AM sixty.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
No rain, no floods, no fire. First weekend in a
long time. We can take a deep breath here and
just enjoy Southern California. Speaking about speaking of enjoying Southern California,
nobody enjoys it as much as Petro's Papadax. He swims
in the ocean, he golfs. He's a real outdoors he guy.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I've golfed once in my life. All right, Oh that's
another guest. Yeah, that's there. That's Matt Smith, my radio partner.
He serfs.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Speaking of Matt Money Smith, you ever go to Seal
Beach and watch him surf?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Do not?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
But he does post on Instagram, so it's almost like
you're there, but.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
You wouldn't do that for your your radio husband, Like
sit on the beach and watch him surf?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Right? I guess I used to have to do that
for my dad. What's your dad's first name, John, Oh,
I'll remember that. That's easy.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
He's been on your show maybe five or six times. Yeah,
but but man, your memory is really like wow.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
But so did Bob Miller and I you know, the comedian, No,
the sportscaster.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh, from San Francisco. How about that memory? Think dong? Right.
So I'm glad that there's no disass forty years of
the Kings. Bob Miller. Oh, oh, that Bob Miller. Oh,
the football player. No, no, I know Bob Miller. Yeah. Yeah,
I've had him on the show too, Bob both Bob

(12:16):
Miller is one of the greatest men I've ever met
in my life. He's a lovely person. He really is.
I'm not saying he's not. Do you want to be combative?
Have you ever thought of leaving the peninsula and moving
to the valley?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, No, my wife is from Semi Valley. Oh that's school. Yeah,
but she became very resentful if you like lump that
in with the valley.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh yeah, I like no, you know, we're for a
Venture County. I'm where you Yeah, well then I don't
big move into the valley now, would really.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
When they do when they do weather reports and they say, oh,
and the valleys are going to be you know, ninety
eight degrees today. Well, all those valleys are different. Semi
Valley's different from San Fernando. San Fernando's different from Inland Empire.
They're all different valleys. Yeah, held valleys different.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Canejo Valley, Yes, No, that's you're absolutely saying, Gabriel Valley,
you know. And but the valley what you're talking about,
Valley eight one eight, the one that has the one
that has sill mar as.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's hat that's right, say it backwards, eight one eight,
say it backwards. You know, why did Pete Carroll come
back to the Raiders.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
He never wanted to stop coaching. No, I think he's
like seventy five, seventy three.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I think, yeah, yeah, he just didn't want to stop coaching.
And he is a very competitive man.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
And he drives around the South Bay in a convertible.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, he drives around the South Bay in a in
a beach cruiser on the esplanade, much like the Great
Emilios TVs. Charlie Sheen trash Man vehicle of the early
nineties men at work?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Did you play did you play for USC with anybody
that made it to the NFL? Yes? Are you still
friends with him?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Most people aren't friends with me, to be honest. Our
old coach was. They had a memorial for our old coach,
one of my old coaches and one of your favorites,
John Robinson, the leg They had a memorial for him
the other day that Rodney Pete attended.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Who works at our station? And nobody told me about it?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Rogan and Rodney, Yeah, knew nothing about it. Rodney and Rogan. No,
I think it's the other way.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Whatever? Uh do you? Who do you speak to every day?
Then there's a text chain.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Of guys that I played with where they are celebratory
toward each other, never me, but others. And I'm on that,
and I'm grateful to be on that.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Who's the most famous most of the bridges?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't know if you know what it's like to
be a young man on the radio and burn all
your personal ya hear.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I listened, I listen.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
But who's the most famous player you ever played with
that went on and became a Hall of Famer And
Troy Pulamalu oh wow, okay with the with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Correct, Yeah,
I love that guy. Have you ever been to his
home country? His hometown you mean Samoa? No, he's from
Van Eyes.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Well not well, he was from Van Eyes, but he
was actually raised in a place called ten Mile, Oregon,
which is near Corvallis. When he came to us at USC,
he had like a shaved hand and a real high
sort of Michael Jackson voice.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Did you know he was good when you met him?
When we put pads on, we figured it out pretty quick.
What'd you get your wife? Or Valentine's Day?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I tried, I you know, because I grew up in
a restaurant. I see Valentine's Day as a corporate fraud,
much like New Year's Eve, you know. I mean we
used to just we used to just pump people through
like the Chicago Stockyards.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
You know. Did you ever have to kick anybody out
of that restaurant? Oh? Yeah, sure, really yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I saw my dad throw a man like a javelin
out of the front door, and then he hit the
light you know, it opened that way out, and then
he hit a light post and then slid down like
a cartoon.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Wow. Man, I'd like to have seen that. You're a
rapid fire interviewer. That's why I really don't leave a
lot of room. Like, yeah, no, it's good, it's real good.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I think Tim Kates is one of the best guys
I've ever met my life.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Do you agree with then? Yes, I agree with that.
I agree. And he's one of the hardest working guys
in the world. See when I answer short, then you
leave it. You know, it's weird, it is odd.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, you really you really keep a guy on his toes.
It's almost it's almost like boxing, you know. And then
you turn to South Pawd. It's like Rocky too.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do you speak they like Mick is waiting in the corners? Now?
Do you speak to Tim Kates every day? Yes?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Good for you, And I try to leave him alone
on the weekends. I like that his wife is resentful.
His wife hates you. Well, I've called him before and
I've heard in the background, you know, is that your lover?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I have heard that? Which is you know it's disheard? Name?
What comics do you listen to?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
You?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Are you a Theo von Gun? I'm not.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
He was very mean to me once I went to
some audition for something, and THEO Vaughn was there and
he was quite cruel.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
What about kill Tony like that? I don't know any
of those people.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
And I watched I watched Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight show.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's It? Do you who?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Brian Reagan is No? I like Norm McDonald. Okay, anybody
that I like is dead. Brian Reagan's a very funny comic.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I mean, that's it your thing, you know, that's our thing.
All right, we got to take a break. You stay
with us.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
No, come on, buddy, Valentine's no.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
My wife is literally sitting behind me down here in silence.
Let's spent three segments. All right, you're literally like the
fat guy that goes to the all you can eat place.
And finally the Chinese lady comes out from the kitchen says,
you're get here for four hours?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
All right, buddy, I appreciate you coming on. Man, go
well now I feel guilty. No, No, I have a
guilt complex. No, we'll do it on Monday or Tuesday. Well,
oh yeah, let's come right back straight to your heart, like,
let's do it tomorrow. You know, we'll tape it tomorrow.
We'll play it on Monday. All right, buddy, you're the
best Petros papenecause everybody that guy is great man. I

(17:51):
could have him on every single day Petros from the
Petros and Money program.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, they talked about us on their show today. Yeah.
Thing done with that, two guys.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And you know, Tim Conway tried to ridicule me like
it wasn't enough about the weather, it was all about you,
And I don't think you did that good of a job.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
And I'm here to say right now, and I hope
he's recording.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
F you.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Conway. You bring me on your show and then make
me feel small like this bobblehead. You made me feel
real small. And him and Mark the weather man were like, oh,
you don't know how to do the weather. He's a
stupid idiot. I was like, well that's really encouraging.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
You know. That's like how Brett farv Trot taught Aaron
Rodgers to be a quarterback in Green Bay, just left
him out there to die on his all.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I saw a video Conway did for the weather from
inside of his house.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Must be nice.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
It was inside the studio doing an inside when it's
seventy two degrees and nice and warm in your house.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Get out thought Conaway brought me on to only to
ridicule my. You know, he was a little and to
be honest, I don't want to make a thing out
of it, but he seemed a little jealous.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Cool Please all right?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
We have videos of Petros doing the weather and me
doing the weather on Twitter or Facebook or where is
it Bellio?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Twitter, Facebook, Insta.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
It's on insta Twitter thread and tickup and.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You can vote to see you who knocked it out?
Me or a Petris.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey, there's a big protest tomorrow. You can go to
protect Calabasas dot org and they're protesting against the landfill
in Calabasas. I was completely unaware that Calabasa has even
had a landfill. I thought it was just beautiful people
and beautiful shopping centers and beautiful homes.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
But now they got a landfill.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
So there's a protest tomorrow at ten am at the landfill.
Maybe you want to go or not, that's up to you.
That's totally up to you.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Or we've got to recall with the Igloo coolers, you
can snap your fingers off. I guess that's pretty important.
Let's find out which coolers.

Speaker 9 (19:52):
IIGLU is recalling more than a million rolling coolers over
concerns they could cause some serious finger injury. The recall
involve ninety court flip in toe rolling coolers.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
US Safety official sake.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
God, where are we in this country where you need
ninety court coolers? Ninety courts? We are so fat as
a nation that our coolers are on wheels. Our parents
didn't have coolers on wheels. Our parents are coolers you
can carry. There's styrophoam, and then they used them and
they threw them away. These are ninety courts. Ninety What

(20:30):
is that? Twenty five thirty gallons? Almost twenty five gallons?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
God? Them little less?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah r yeah yeah right yeah. Twenty five would be
one hundred, So it's two and a half gallons. Shy
of twenty it's twenty two and a half gallons.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Is it twenty two and a half gallons? We need
that kind of cooler. That's what we need, twenty two
gallon cooler.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
Then recall involves ninety court flip and toe rolling coolers.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
US Safety official sake, Wow, the.

Speaker 9 (20:58):
Toe handle can pinch Suomer's fingertips against the cooler, posing
fingertip amputation.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh no, from your cooler. That's really hard to explain
to your kids that you know uncle lauh Jerry. Yeah,
he showed up at the lake, but he had to
leave early because his cooler was so big it broke
his fingers.

Speaker 9 (21:18):
Off, posing fingertip amputation and crushing hazards. People who have
bought those coolers are told to immediately stop using them.
In contact igloo for some free replacement handles.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
There you go, all right.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
So stop using your ninety cort cooler. Go down to
your eighty cork coolers and see if that can get
your buy for a little while. But ninety cork cooler,
I guess the silver lining is if you it does
snap your fingers right off, you have plenty of room
in that cooler to shove them in the cooler on
your way to the emergency room so they can sew

(21:54):
those suckers back on. Oh that's possible. I like looking
at the positive side of it, the positive side. All right,
let's talk about Valentine's Day. It is Valentine's Day. Forty
percent of couples are doing something not good.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Let me ask you, have you guys always been open
and honest with each other about your finances?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
That sees she's the CFO.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Of the house.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Cordless, send Maurice Jenkins, say for.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Me that guy gave up his private account.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
That sees she's the CFO of the house.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Coreless, he can tell in his voice, depressed out of
his mind, he doesn't have any access to any extra cash.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
That sees she's the CFO of the house.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
He might as well just hang himself. I mean, that's
kind of depression that's going on with this lad.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Cordless send Maurice Jenkins.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Right, more than receeds for every single penny. He's everything everything.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I have a friend who a very good friend I've
known for most all my life since third or fourth grade.
And he's allowed twenty dollars to pull twenty bucks out
of his ATM that he can spend on any thing,
and he doesn't have to tell her if it's anything
over twenty bucks, she's got to have a receipt and
find and he's got to say what it was.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Twenty dollars. Oh my god, So I was in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
He blew through his twenty dollars and he said, hey,
could you lend me twenty two hundred bucks? I said yeah,
and so I gave him two hundred bucks. He said,
I can pay you twenty dollars a month for the
next ten months. I said, buddy, this two hundred bucks
is yours. I'm not meeting you at the chimney sweep
in Sherman Oaks every month to get a twenty from you.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
This is yours. You own this twenty, You owned this
two hundred. You might hit me back one day.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
If not, you know, so long, it doesn't mean that
much to me, but I'm not meeting you for a
twenty every week.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Corliss and Maurice Jenkins say for more than forty years
they've been hand in hand when it comes to money.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Mind telling.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Whinnigan's been and WINNI can when he he's the bullbag.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
But many couples are not open about their finances. According
to a survey from the personal finance site bank Rate,
forty percent of Americans in a relationship have committed find
in infidelity.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Okay, let's not call it financial infidelity. The guy spent
a couple of bucks.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Have committed financial infidelity We're talking.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
About secret spending, secret debt, secret bank accounts, secret credit cards.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
The secrets are the problem. Yes.

Speaker 7 (24:16):
Ted Rossman is a senior industry analyst with bankery and
says overspending is the most common secret. And forty five
percent of Americans believe financial secrets are as bad as
physical infidelity.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Really, is that right?

Speaker 7 (24:30):
That's a fort and forty five percent of Americans believe
financial secrets are as bad as physical infidelity.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, well, let me tell you how that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
How is it easier to tell your wife that you
bought it You bought a tennis racket without her knowing it,
or you had sex with her best friend? You figure
it out, right, I tell your wife you bought a
tennis racket with a Canda tennis balls you didn't tell her.
Or is it easier to tell your wife that you
just slept with her best friend? Go home and ask

(25:02):
your wife one which one goes over easier at the house?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
God him mighty, But he had a halfway through the question.
People are effing crazy, they really really are.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Forty so that promo of Moe Kelly's reminded me it's
cookie season with the Girl Scouts, so now you gotta
avoid that too. I have an unusual way to avoid it.
I don't recommend it. It's it's too much.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
But I have a.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I have a girl Scout uniform that I wear, and
I go into the market and they think I'm a
girl Scout, so they don't ask me if I want cookies.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
It's a big price to pay. I'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
A lot of looks, but they leave me alone at
the cookie table. And I know you you this. Don't
think I'm harsh on these. You know, young girls selling cookies?
Do you do the same thing? If there's two entrances
to a grocery store and the girl Scouts are all
huddled up near one of the entrances, you make a

(26:16):
bee line for the other one.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I know you do it. I know you do.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I've seen you do it at the pavilions in Burbank.
I've seen people do that where they will go to
the other entrance by Bellio. Bellio's taking off. She had
a great week with us here, and I said Bellio,
I said, look, I can manage the last eight minutes
once you take off, and Bellio said, oh, so you

(26:43):
don't have to walk out with me.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
You're not into walking out of me. I'm like, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I just said, you know, bunch, take off and hit
the road. And she goes, well, why is it because
you don't like when we walk out together.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I'm like, ah, Jesus, Chris, you don't like when we
walk out together? No I do.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm cool with it, So I should go. You can go,
or you can say, it's up to you.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I'll wait to walk out with you, Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
It costs a lot of money to be single nowadays,
especially on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
We like to do this story.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Very expensive to live in California if you are single.
If you're coupled up, you can save some money, you know,
maybe a two check family and you both pay for
the house, pay for the mortgage, pay for the insurance,
pay for the cars, pay for food. But when you're single, man,
you gotta do it all on your own.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
It's expensive.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's expensive, very expensive, especially in parts of Orange County.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
I think all can be pretty expensive. Go banking right
calculated the cost of living for single people in the
country's one hundred biggest cities, and more than half requires
six figures to live comfortably topping to listen, No surprise, Irvine.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh, Irvine, All right, fine, Irvine. Let's find out what
it costs to be single in Irvine.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
Irvine, Irvine, where the average single person needs to make
about two hundred ninety one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Bye belly, Happy Valentine's Day, Thank you? All right?

Speaker 10 (28:13):
Yeah, okay, Irvine, where the average single person needs to
make about two hundred ninety one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
The average single person who lives in Irvine has to
make how much.

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Two hundred ninety one thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
What to live comfortably?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You have to wait, you have to make three hundred
thousand dollars to live in Irvine.

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Two hundred ninety one thousand dollars. The second, third, and
fourth priceiest are also in California, Freemont, San Jose, and
San Francisco, where a single person needs to make about
two hundred and sixty two thousand dollars to live comfortably.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
WHOA that is wild? Whoa and look at the reaction?
Double reaction? Huhmm and whoa?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Whoa?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
You get why people move in, get roommates, go back
and live with your parents.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Exactly crazy two hundred and ninety one thousand dollars if
you're going to be single living in Irvine two hundred
ninety one thousand dollars.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
Man native way to insult your ex little Valentine Valentine's Day.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
So for those who are mourning their Valentine's so the past.
The newest trend is for animal shelters and zoos around
the country to encourage people to name animals after their axes.
This is actually a fundraising effort for a lot of
these places. So you can name a Pharaoh cat after
your old blame before it's new.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, all right, that's a way to get the buddy.
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Speaker 2 (29:45):
Bo Kelly is with us. Hi you, Bob, I'm good.
Good to see.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Happy Valentine's Day. What, Yeah, well, I guess I don't
know if guys say that to each other.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I don't know. Are you a big Valentine's Day guy?
Not at all? But neither is. My wife is something
we talked about even before we got married.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
Really Oh yeah, yeah, oh good, she said, don't even
look my way with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Do you still get her a card or anything? No,
she is adamantly against it.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
She doesn't want to take part in the manufactured holiday
aspect of Hallmark, hallmarkification of the day.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
So all right, I'm still I buy the flowers. I
went last night and bought a flower arrangement. I still
sort of get into it.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
No, she's much bigger on the birthday and Christmas, that
type of thing, an anniversary mess around and miss one
of those.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
You know, we're gonna have a misunderstanding at home.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You know, my mom was My mom's birthday is December
twenty fourth. She was born on Christmas Eve, and she
always felt like she got ripped off, you know, because
everyone celebrates her birthday on a night where you're gonna
be celebrating anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, and so she feels the one president is supposed
to right, And I think she got scammed. You know.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Mark Thompson was born on the twenty sixth, and he
said he felt like he was scammed as well. I said, yeah,
but how about fifty five years ago. What was your
mom doing on Christmas? Yelling in a hospital, pumping, you know,
pushing you out, so you gotta feel bad.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
For her too. Is it Mark Jewish? Yes, yeah, I
think it's It's okay. I think it was the Jewish.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Family that also celebrated asking light Jewish Jewish light. I
think what's on the Big show night Bub, Well, you
know how we do it on Friday. It's always about food.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
We're going to be giving way movie passes to the
Alamo Draft House Cinema for name that cult classic movie segment.
Nothing but Valentines and rom coms and love stories tonight.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh that's cool, all right, that's knocked that out.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You know, this is the first Friday that we haven't
had floods or fire or big breaking news story.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's the day's not over, Tim, Don't don't do that.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Do you remember we had Okay, we start with we
start with the with the terrorist attack New Orleans. Then
we had the fires, then we had the plane crashes
that was on a Friday, and then we had the
winds and the rains, you know, and it's not a
good start.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
And you're trying to jinx the rest of my show
that's right, because something will happen at seven forty five.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Right, and you gotta cover it. You gotta go wall
to wall with something. But I hope, you know, every
time we have the big range with the big fires,
I pray that that's not when we also get the
big earthquake, you know, because if it happens during one
of those man people will get completely wiped out.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
And if we have the big earthquake, depending on where
it is, we could get the big tsunami, right yeah,
and then it would be over.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, you know, we'd all be done on our I cans.
All right, Moe Kelly coming up immediately. Have a nice weekend, Bob,
goold see and you and your entire crew, Ronnah and
Tawala and Stepfush catch you guys all on Monday. Mo
Kelly next right here on KFI AM six forty Conway
show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can

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