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W four WN Radio. Are youready to take a journey. Let's connect
with the healers of the world.It's that time. It's time for the
Language of Healing on W four WNRadio and Talk for TV. Now here's
your host, doctor Nicole Fort.Howdy howdy, It's time to give you
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us today. I'm Nicole your host, and we have wonderful co host,
the Pipe Man with us. It'show do you do the time? It's
how That's what I should have usedit, you know, but I thought,
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no, We've already done that howdo duty? How do you do?
That reminds me of bou Rat?Have you ever seen that clip?
It reminds you of bull crap boRat Rat? Yeah, yeah, Sasha
Baron Cohen. It's fun. Ishould say that because where did I see
something about somebody mentioned on social mediaabout saying something Bourette would say and had
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to do with like getting women orsomething like that. Yeah, is,
how do do you know? Howhow? Oh? That's very appropriate to
say to a bowl at a stampedethough, Yeah it is, you know,
I mean that's a common in greetinghere, you know, the bull
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to the bull, howdy duty?Yeah, ask him how it is?
How do you Yeah? How's theduty? How's your duty? Because who
has that job at the stampede?Okay pick the duty? Pickup person?
Yeah that I'm not one hundred percentsure. I mean, do you do
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that in Louisiana Rebel it's the cowboysjob. They take care. It's the
cowboys, I think. So ittakes about the stampede because it is famous
throughout the world. Yeah, soit is very famous around the world.
So there's a lot of history thatI probably don't know one hundred percent accurately,
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but I do believe it started innineteen twelve and it was a meeting
for cowboys to get together and showcasetheir you know, ripproor and skills on
the bulls, saddle bronx, thecalf roping, barrel racing, you know,
all of the expertise. The FirstNations people were often involved in that
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too, So everyone on their horses. Before we delve deep into this,
I want to know, Okay,when when you're telling us this information,
did you do your proper research?Unlike last week? Well I did some
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research. I mean, I i'vebut I've lived the experience. You know,
I've been here many here. Butyeah, last week, No,
that's you want to get into that. Well, yeah, you have lived
in Canada for years. So like, okay, let's let's rebel. Let's
ask rebel if she knows what Iam? What are you? Yeah,
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that's a loaded question. Was whatwas it? I was called in the
comments? Nicole? Oh okay,you recalled breathing trope? Yeah? What's
a breathing trope? I have noidea. I don't think i've ever heard
that word before. Yeah, yeah, somebody called me a breathing trope in
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comments from last week's show. Butit could be worse. They could call
you a thick Canadian. Yeah that'swhat I stand up and show them if
you're a thick Canadian. Yeah,no, I'm thick. Yeah. The
capital P H you fake? Youknow? Okay, no way, other
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languages that means a bad word.By the way, so like, be
careful. We are worldwide here,okay, yeah, it is an international
audience. So n t r oU P. Exactly did they call you?
Yeah? T r O P.Yeah, yeah, we'll check it
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out. You can also look forthat word on urban Dictionary, and I
think there might be some more appropriateI don't know why. Of the definitions
I saw an Urban dictionary said theonly people that will call you trope are
dopes. Oh yeah, it's kindof trolls. They're trolls, troll and
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dopes. So well, yeah,so we had this little clip from last
week. We were talking about IndependenceDay, Canada Day, and uh,
I miss I mistook what Canada Daywas about. Well, yeah, so
it's you know, I instantly knewthat's not right, and then I just
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kept going and then of course that'sa clip like hold up, and then
commented on what a fick Canadian.Oh your PM blah blah blah. It's
all politics. People get rapped upabout that stuff. But Philip, yeah,
you know, I'll admit it allon it. I did learn something
when I googled it. Well,see that even the comments from the haters
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and the trolls can benefit your life. And this is a message to give
people. It's like, you're gonnahave haters in your life. You're gonna
have trolls in your life. You'regonna have people that want to stand in
your way of everything that you wantin life, and pay them no mind
because really they only have as muchcontrol as you, right, Yeah,
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I mean they're just kind of pushingthe buttons and they know. Speaking of
buttons. Pipe man, you mutedyourself. We can't hear you. Yeah,
a little meat button. Well you'rekind of breaking up a little bit,
you hear me, Yeah, wecan hear you. There's a little
echo. Okay, I go echoaway, testing, testing. I don't
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hear you going. Am I anchoing? You sound like a little tunnel.
Uh you know what happened. Iknow exactly what happened. Okay, Like
you're like there's a vacuum cleaner continueon Nicole while I fix the issue.
Yeah, of course, sounds likethere's a vacuum cleaner running in behind you.
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What were we what were we goingon about? Oh? Yeah,
so the haters, haters gonna hate. We had some interesting attention. Yeah,
so it's all good attention as faras I'm concerned. Do I sound
better now? Yeah? You soundbetter? Okay, It's all good attention
as far as I'm concerned. Andthat's why I'm telling people. The haters
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in their life, the people thatdon't want to see them succeed, the
people that are jealous of them.Those are you can choose. Are they
going to be the people that pullyou down because you listen to them?
Are they to people that propel youto exactly where you want to be?
I choose propel mm hmm. Yeah, propelled. Propelling is good because we
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should be moving forward and not gettingstuck and that kind of stuff. You
know, I've learnt in you know, my experience, that there's when you
really want to make an impact,it might, you know, stir up
some feathers. So you have tobe okay with stirring up some feathers.
However, in this case, itwas a mistake. So it's kind of
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like it worked out. You learnsomething, you're here being humble about it.
It's great, you know what.Okay, so, but you know
what doesn't stink, cowpeede, cowpatties. No, the Calgary Stampede.
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And see, there's a perfect example. If you're going to get propel held,
that's the place you don't want toget propelled because that means you're riding
a bull and it throws you off. Okay, oh yeah, but talk
about some thick skulls. That's whatwill really build you up. Were you
thrown from a bull? Is thatwhy you forgot? It was not Independence
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Day? Well, it's not IndependenceDay, it's Canada, dy. That's
that's my point. I'm making apoint that it's not Independence Day. No,
that was just like a little likea popcorn fart, you know,
just so whoops whoopsies. Okay,now, explain this term. It must
be a Canadian term, popcorn fart. Yeah, it's interesting because it's morning.
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I was watching one of the othershows on the network, not on
this network, on one of theother networks, and they had a segment
called Kink for Dummies, and apparentlythere is a kink having to do it
farts, Yeah, I believe it. So now you just gave me like
flashbacks of that other show that I'mlike, I'm still trying to recover from.
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Okay, So that's okay. Yeah, well we don't need to combine
the two. And it's like somethingsummer kind of expression is drier than a
popcorn fart. I think it comesfrom a show. I'm not sure.
It's just an expression I heard.I just want to know if anybody on
earth has ever seen a popcorn fart. No, but it's like dry and
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kind of maybe sometimes stale. It'sa comparison, by the way, a
popcorn A popcorn fart is slang meaningsomething in which hardly worth the effort,
rebel that you know a lot about. Is that why you were so quick
with that definition? M Well thereyou go. So my yeah, yeah,
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my little like laps of memories,nothing important, it's fine, but
it did get some interesting feedback.Well, but see, I wanted to
talk about it and dress it becauseof the fact of See, take a
positive spin on anything that happens inlife, and you can choose a positive
spin or a negative spin. Listen, the best way to deal with trolls
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and haters. Is not to getupset, to get happy and to get
the things that you want. That'sthat's the best thing. And that's exactly
what it means. Going to theCalgary Stampede is gained exactly what you want,
caught and candy bull stuff. Andmaybe you will tell them because I've
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never been there, maybe you yeah, yeah, you should put that on
the Pipeman Adventure Tour. I meanit's a little bit different, but I
think you'd enjoy it. Right,We got some stuff, just like I
said, for me. For me, it's all about the menu donuts,
though I will admit that they havechanged over the years, but a mini
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donut and a corn dog, I'mhappy. A cowboy yaki okay? So
yeah, so this year, Imean every year they cut out with yes,
a little kak donut with the cowboyyaki. I mean okay, okay,
okay, wait this thing, thecowboyaki, it says full with meat
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floss, seaweed strips, big chunksof octopus, pickled ginger, and cabbage.
So do you know what meat flossis? Yeah? Yeah, I
can't say it on the radio though, yeah, fair, I didn't realize
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that one. That's a good one. Meat floss. I don't really know
what it is, but it's someit's some weird. It's like hairy shredded
meat that looks fried. It's what. It's a really weird. They well,
it's not weird. It's common inAsia, and they put it.
They sprinkled his meat floss on pastriesand it's it's just interesting. I mean,
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why it's called meat floss. Wellthat's probably a poor translation from Asian
to English, but yeah, meatflaws. And for those of you who
really wanted to know, for theactual explanation, meat floss, also known
as pork or yuck's sun, isa dried meat product with a light and
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fluffy texture similar to coarse cotton,originally from China. Okay, wow,
thanks being the fact checker here.Rebels like Cliff Clavin to the show.
Okay, she's our Cliff Claven.For those of you that don't know who
Cliff Claven is, he was onthe show Cheers, and he was always
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had knowledge about everything that nobody caredabout. He is the original Google,
that's right. Yeah, Well it'sgood to have around. I got to
keep us in check. And becauseof Google, Okay, okay, So
rebel, can you look up forus what possibly possessed a man at some
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point in time in our past todecide? Hm hmm, there's a bull.
I'm gonna go ride it. Seeif see if what we come up
with. Yeah, so I grewup with a lot of cowboys. Well,
you know, a small town Alberta. Okay, it was part of
our curriculum. You have to learnhow to line dance and two step and
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it's it's really you know, I'mnever coming to Calgary ever again. Wait
I was never there to begin with. Yeah, that's fine, you know,
I mean, it's it's the mandatory. It's part living, part of
the I don't know, it doesn'tmake There's a lot of infusion here.
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There's a lot of Asian inspiration.Lobster bow. Yeah, bow means a
rap. It's like a little funrap. Yeah, so cool. I
had the best taste of a wafflesandwich ever in my life in Brussels recently.
Oh, I bet they do thatbecause like the chicken waffle, like
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chicken and waffles. No, no, no, that's an American thing.
So over there they have this oneplace we went to they had like fifty
different ways you could have your waffle. Okay, So basically they made these
sandwiches and it just looked like abig waffle and the stuff was inside it.
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And so I tasted my friends hehad like the Mexican one, and
it was freaking good, Like,oh my god. At first, I'm
like, I, yeah, Idon't know about that, but it was.
It was good. Now at theSouth Florida Fair, they have two
things you would absolutely love, andI want to know if they're at the
Calgary Stampede. One is a donutburger. Have you ever had a donut
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burger? No burger with the bunis a glaze crispy cream donut. Is
the bun that would just melt inyour mouth deliciousness. It would give you
a heart attack in thirty seconds.Okay, Like yeah, yeah, you
may need to take It's like,you know, draino for your drain You
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need to like take pre empt thattreat with a draino for your body.
Oh you're not one of them?Are you one of them? The one
that was drinking draino in twenty twenty? Oh no, no, no,
no, I have never even heardof it. On Are they the ones
eating on DT's advice. On DT'sadvice. Okay, dese, yeah,
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don't say it out loud, doyou? Oh? I see cec Yt
is listening. Don't say that.Okay, yeah, okay, Well let's
move on then to more food.You know what we don't have we don't
have We don't have a doughnut burger. But there is a cheeseburger ice cream.
Okay, so I know, okay, so all these crab thingies you
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know what else those are? Thisis so much fancier. This is so
much fancier than the rodeo is downhere, Like we have a rodeo near
us here in South Florida. Theydon't serve all this cool stuff. It's
like have your do you want cheeseburgeror a hot dog? Mm hmm yeah,
well look at that stuff. Iwould go here just for the food
looking at Oh yeah, that's whatyou you know, it's part of the
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experience. I've got the best stampedeanywhere in the world just because of the
food. Well it could it couldbe. See how you notice the ogo
Pogo is the brand. I don'tknow what that's about, But do you
know what the og Pogo is?Do they make the food while jumping on
pogo sticks. No is a legend. It's maybe another Canadian legend. It's
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like the Lockness before you tell thelegend? Are you sure before you tell
the legend? Nope, I'm no. I can probably always be corrected.
I'm open to learning to hear thelegend. Yeah, you know a story.
It's kind of like a game oftelephone tag. You hear it and
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then you grow up with it,and then you never really fully go back
to the basics and you just goon like it's you know, relatable to
a lot of stuff. How we'reprogrammed. And then so there's always a
new Okay, it's like the LocknessMonster. It's this invisible monster that lives
I think in the Okanagan Lake specAnd so it's you know, potentially images
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of this serpent like creature that livesthe og pogo. But do him and
Sasquatch go to the Calgary Stampede together? Yes? Oh yes, their presence
is always there along with ular whois the I like him already, it
is, right, sure, Soit's it governs the mountains, you know,
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gets you through the mountains when it'sreally like the fog or not the
fog, but the cloudy skies andthe you know, sometimes you'll be going
through the valleys and it's like youneed protection, you need ular to help
you get through there. Anyway,Oh, there we go the oo goo.
Yeah, it kind it kind oflooks like my ex wife. Well,
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yes, I think the myth themystery of the legend. I don't
know. I would they exactly callher a legend legendary. He'll be talking
about it. I guess it willbe legend dairy. Where's that go?
Mmm? I don't know how Imet your mother? Ding ding ding.
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I mean you're Canadian. If youdidn't come up with that answer, that
would be a problem. Legend dairy. Right, that's because what's her name?
She's she's Canadian? Yeah right,yeah, just another thick Canadian out
there in the world. Okay,let's get back to the food here.
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Okay, Oh, what was that? What was that? I knew it.
It was a watermelon burger that Imight try. That's kind of funny.
That does look good. There's yeah, there are a couple options.
I was down on the those empedegrounds, but I didn't really get in
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on any of the food because Iwasn't there. This food is legendary.
Yeah, the food is legends.Yeah, so that is like, I
guess the remix of a manz ofstick. We got a Chilean style hot
dog? Of course, wait ourcandy soft serve. I would be into
that. The Chilean style hot dog? What what makes it Chilean style?
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That's a good Just a bunch ofwords like guacamole, chimmychurie, Maybe it's
chill, maybe it's yeah, itcould be Oh, a queen. It's
from a queen, so that mustbe there their brand. Who doesn't love
a good hot dog? Yeah?But you know what, like, okay,
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there's a pizza there with all thatgormet who gets pizza? Good?
Look at the pizza though, Lookat what the pizza is made of.
It's a roasted fire roasted gator pepperonipizza. So is it made of alligator?
Well? There are bits of alligatorin there? So have you ever
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eaten alligator? This one I wouldtry I have. Okay, they've tried
to eat me too, unsuccessfully assuppose. So yeah, here's the other
thing out the South Florida Fair thatthey had the obsession with bacon is ridiculous,
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But they have chocolate covered bacon.Bacon Bacon lovers Churro Sunday. Like
everything else there appeals to me,but the bacon. Yeah, what is
that? Bacon Inspired Sunday includes deliciouschurros rolled and cinnamon sugar with vanilla ice
cream smothered and salted caramel on topwith bacon. Okay, fun fat fun
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fact. Since this is a healingshow, health and wellness, let's talk
for a second. Do you knowwhy bacon is such an obsession right now?
Oh? Not really. I don'tknow that it was created. It
was an obsession that was created,just like the four basic food groups.
Did you know that. I don'tknow if they taught you in Canada,
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but here in America they teach youthe four basic food groups when you're a
kid. That was not the healthyway to eat. It was originally a
marketing plan for the American farmers andranchers to sell their products. So they
brainwashed everybody that you must eat likethis to stay healthy. Yeah, it's
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one hundred percent the same. Herewe have Canada's food guide that's you know,
you don't want to follow if youwant to be right, but it
promotes it promotes like the dairy industry, the wheat industry, right, and
we're I mean, we're like,we're steak and potatoes culture here. So
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well, at least well looks morelike you're a steak and watermelon type of
culture to me. But that's haveseeds you find like seedless watermelon these days.
It's kind of weird, isn't it. Why would you have seeds on
a burger? Are you sure that'snot just from charge? Yeah, it's
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yeah, seeds. So the baconthing, what happened there is that all
of the pig farmers and they werenot happy because the USDA was promoting all
the ranchers and the farmers so likeyou know, everybody else. But then
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so they decided to develop this wholemarketing plan for the pig farmers. And
that's how the the bacon obsession started, at least in America. Again,
a marketing plan so that they couldpromote the American pig farmer. Right.
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Well, I mean that's how theygot everyone smoking too, It's just the
marketing. Nine ten doctors recommend camelcigarettes for better health and that's an actual
commercial, Yeah, an old ad, right, I bet your rebel can
pull one up too. I betI could pull one up. It is
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true. Well, they did playthose commercials. I learned that when I
was growing up, not only tendoctors recommended camel's. Wow, that was
before Joe Hamill came around. Wellyeah, and my popular Yeah, and
my grandfather passed away at sixty fouryears old from smoking camel cigarettes. So
I guess that didn't work right.Well, you know, why not on
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the ten doctors recommended, right,because if you get six smoking, you
needed to see a doctor. Soof course it is building business for them.
Lots of house calls exactly. Okay, right, yep, there's always
going on. I got something forus. Hold on, I got something
for us. You've got something withthe camels? Yeah, baby, yeah,
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I wonder if there are rodeos withcamels. That's a weird thought right
now, but iay, well you'reCanadian, so that those thoughts don't surprise
me. All right, you ready, But it's interesting. Yeah, Okay,
let's see. It is this,how often does your job call you
out of bed in the middle ofthe night. Well, if you were
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a doctor, it would be often, and generally there isn't much time to
spare coffee doctor. Oh fine,I have a camel with your coffee.
Thanks. You know this night workskind of rough, isn't it. That's
right, But a camel is alwaysa pleasure. Yes, folks, the
pleasing mildness of a camel is justas enjoyable to a doctor as it is
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to you or me. In anationwide survey, doctors in all branches of
medicine were asked what cigarette do yousmoke? Doctor? The brand named most
was Camos. Tens of thousands ofdoctors, general practitioners, surgeons, specialists,
doctors and every branch of medicine wereincluded, and according to this nationwide
survey, more doctors smoked camels thanany other cigarette. Try camels yourself,
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the cigarette so many doctors enjoy.Okay, there you go, there you
have it. Yeah, what yearis that from? That had to be
the sixties? Yeah, until theystarted it's from twenty thirteen. Yeah,
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I know, I have it rightin front of me. Revel it might
be saded, but you can tellme that maybe when they love Google,
it must be true. Ladies andgentlemen, please, they banned the promotion
of cigarettes and what the nineties,So no, yeah, and it not.
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We're not endorsing, but you know, it's kind of a funny thing,
like, yeah, it's all aboutthe marketing. There's a there's a
show I think we are all watchedover by machines or something like that.
It was a documentary by the BBCthat went in tells this marketing. And
Freud's uncle I think had a bigpart in those promotions and building that you
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got, like the Big Old thebirth of the Big Old American Dream.
I think, you know, shotBen, live loud and be independent.
Is that a Calgary way of sayingthe American dream? Because I've never heard
of Americans say the big old AmericanDream. Really, no, Americans wouldn't
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say that because we wouldn't know anydifferent. Yeah, in the Big Old
American Dream, folks, that's whatAmericans America is known for around the world.
You know, the Calgary Stampede,And I'm telling you it's the big
American dream to have these Walder melenBurger's here with you. There are some
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amazing cowboys from the USA here,like you know, there are lots of
Texans. Maybe I wouldn't I'm sayingthe cowboys they're rodeo skills. That's such
an exciting event, you know,do they do? They come from all
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over the world to go to theCalgary Stampede, you know they do.
And sometimes there are some like Braziliansand I've seen some rodeos in Latin America
and they're wild. I don't knowwhy we don't see more of them.
Oh it's there. You go,a stroop waffle, pineapple. Oh what's
yeah, stroop waffle, stroop waffle. I don't know what that is.
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That is the world. And youdon't know what a stoup offfal is.
It's like the big thing in Europe, especially like the Netherlands, and I
haven't done stores everywhere now here.It's like it looks like a little waffle
cracker with it's got like some kindof sweet sugar con but some of them
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don't even have sugar, but yetthey're about sugar as can be. They're
very sweet. Yeah fries, that'sall me. That's my kind of fry.
Sure fries. Okay, yeah,those would be delicious. Yeah,
okay. How about this love thistype of stuff, like going to going
to an event like this and eatingthis stuff. I can't really eat it
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anymore, but it was like theonly reason I would go is for the
food exactly. That's not me though, but my kids would eat that up.
The pickle fry poutine. You allabout that. Revel must know about
that because they have poutines or somethinglike that in Louisiana. Oh, fries,
cheese and gravy. How can yougo wrong? What do you call
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it? Yeah, that might gowrong for me. I might that might
was it that you said? Popcornfart? That's what that might lead to?
Cheetos pickle pizza? Oh my god, I never eat that in a
million years, but I'm sure everybodyloves it. Rick's flaming chesus my Mexican
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street corn churro fries. I don'tknow if I want my Mexican street corn
with my churros, Like, canI get them in two separate cones and
like eat one bite of one andthen one bite of another as well as
are separated. I would be downfor these stickery hickory corn ribs. That
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would probably be good. See,you guys are fancy. You don't do
corn dogs? You do corn ribs? Well, I mean I'm sure that
there are corn dogs there, butthis is taken on a whole over the
years. No, that's fan.See why have you look how fit?
This is why you have corn Thenyou could have corn ribs. That's oh
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look hot dog corn dog world.Yeah, well wait a minute, is
it a hot dog or is ita corn dog? It looks like a
corn dog. It's a both.Just you don't have to keep you know
how you eat a corn dog andthen you have to keep adding the condiments
on it as you bite, andthen you add more, you bite,
add more, it's just all inthere. Oh, looks messy. And
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then Loopiaia. I feel like I'veeaten Loompia before. That's ladies and gentleman.
It's Lumpia. Yeah, it soundslike Indonesian or something. Twinkies.
Oh is that like from broke BackMountain. They might be eating some prairie
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oysters. I don't know the cowboyprairie squ Oh yeah, but the prairie
oysters those you know what those are. That's a that's a specialty. I
don't think it's on the menu here, but it's it's you can get it
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in the city at some nice places. I lost you. There was that
me that lost you? Did youlose me? Oh? Nope, Well,
but I was I was speaking soI don't know we lost you.
You didn't hear me, rebel?Did you lose me? Or did I
lose you? I was scrolling throughthe other thing, so I couldn't see
you. Okay, well that nownow we're now we're talking my thing.
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The hot chick. The hot chick. Oh, yes, I love a
good coal slaw. There's nothing bettersandwich. There's nothing better than a hot
chick at a stampede. Doesn't meanthe same thing you're talking about. Oh
right, See that's the reason Igo, well, there are a lot
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of if you're talking hot chick,a kaa beautiful women. Yes, absolutely,
everyone looks great. I guess that'salso part of the culture of the
stampede. Is you get to dressup like a little you know, trampy
cowgirl. Sometimes momos on a stick. That kind of scares me. Okay,
you know what a momo is.Yeah, isn't it like, uh,
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a testicle that dropped or something.No, that's a prairie oyster.
Oh okay, Oh, but it'salready a descended testicle. It's not undescended.
The momo is a dumpling famous inlike Nepal, Tibet, Tibetan yak
momos. I think it's dim sum. Okay, same same, I mean
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it's is it the same? Ifyou talk to these people like it dim
sum, would they think that wouldbe an insult? No? I think
they might like, don't call mydim sum just just a dump. I
think dim sum means Okay, maybeI'm not probably right, right, look
it up. Look it up.Mum is like the like the gathering of
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all of these dumplings. It's likeyou go for dim sum. You So
the dumplings have like a rally.Yeah, the the top dumpling is and
that that's the super dim sum superdim sum. Yeah, might be better
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than the dim wits. This isa fun show today because now I can
be like this because all this greatstuff, because stampedes are fun. Yes,
stampedes okay, and then yeah,so they're no hungry folks. There's
no better stampede. Yeah, Andthere's no better stampede in the whole world
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than the Calgary Stampede. It's talkedabout everywhere, even the places that don't
talk about it. Yeah. Soit's really well known, well well known,
and but all all throughout the summer, every little town, well not
every little rodeos. What I wantto become a Stampede Stampede inside or how
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do I do that? You gotto click that link? I think you
said. Okay, how people getto the Calgary Stampede to become an insider?
What is your website? Oh?This is Calgary Stampede dot com.
Yeah, all right, is thatit? Rebel? Can you confine?
Correct? Well, there's a wholefood map, you know. Wow,
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look at that. Go there andbecome a member. It's important. Keep
the Stampede alive, Keep the Stampedealive, come hell or high water,
or hell or no water. NowI have to ask you something very important,
A couple of things very important aboutthe Stampede. So I was,
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I was listening to your promo earlierfor this show, for this episode,
and uh, you know, yousaid a couple of things. I'm like,
well, what does that have todo is Stampede? So one of
those things is what's that bull riding? You would? So there you go,
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Okay, read it to us,rebel. There we go. Good
lord, Now you want me toread it. Bull Riding originated in charades,
contests of ranch and horsemanship skills thatdevelop Oh Jesus on the hid see
I'm in this. I didn't seeI'm in the sentence. Yeah, well,
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it's kind of hard to read thescreen when I'm on a different screen.
Originated in uh what cheriot and cherioaids, contests of ranch and horsemenship
skills that developed on the haciendas ofOld Mexico. First termed jirapeo. Bull
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riding was originally a variant of bullfightingwhere riders would literally ride the bull to
death. So here's my take onit. People started getting tired of getting
killed bullfighting that they just said,you can't beat them, ride them.
Mm hmm, Well, I meanmaybe a thing of necessity. Sometimes you
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got to ride the bull, andthen you're one moment you're like, oh,
this is kind of a fun sport, and then you know, you
imagine just a bunch of men doinglike silly things together, and then there
you go, well, don't usuallywhen I think of a stampede, think
of men doing silly things together,like getting on getting on the back of
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a bull. Like sorry, it'slike, I mean silly, Maybe that's
not the word, but you're gonnayou know, there's a lot of risk
at that type of show. Pipeman, stop it just thinking cowboys that
are riding bulls are bad ass tough. Yeah, okay, tough dudes don't
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usually get described as acting silly together. I'm just saying, mmmm, okay,
I see what you're saying. Maybethat was a bad word, but
but I mean, I mean,they get together and they're they're doing things
like that are risky. They gettogether and they're doing things that are risky.
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Yell, are going way too farinto this rabbit hole. Oh my
gosh, I know, I know. Okay. Let's like, okay,
we're gonna talk about from moving overpipe man, you can't take over.
But I wanted to ask you somethingthat's important. Okay, It's two things
are very important. One is howdo you get a headache from the Stampede?
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Is it because you get thrown offthe bowl and you hit your head?
Yeah, that's what men headaches inyour promo? What kind of headaches
do you get at the Calgary Stampede. Well, of course there's the concussion
type like that. I mean,the cowboys will give you headaches. Cowgirls
will give your headaches. There's alot of alcohol consumed, the heat is
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high, and there's a lot ofactivity, so people will get you know,
headache. You can wake up withhangovers, you can wake up with
heat exhaustion. Yeah, the headachesof even just okay people, loud noises
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are headaches and heartbreak like connected becauseyou also say in your promo and there's
a lot of heartbreak. Yes,I don't know if that means a bull
stepping on your heart or because whathappens okay, okay, okay, what
happens? What happens In almost everycountry song, there's always that theme the
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dude loses his truck and his dogdied and his ex wife took him for
everything's. Yeah, there you go, the three headaches and heartbreaks. That's
it. Also, you know,I think when people are getting together the
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whole city for ten days, justI wouldn't say it goes quiet because it
gets really loud and it's like avery party vibe. So you know,
if your business casual, everything ishappening and your jeans and very loose,
you know, so people are drinking, having fun. There's you know,
things that are broken, Relationships thatare maybe broken are strained now as well
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because the debauchery that happens or couldpotentially happen, you know, as you
can imagine. So there is astatistic that happens after the stampede or around
the stampede time, is that inquiriesfor divorce go up fifty percent. WHOA,
yeah, fifty percent. So it'sa very and I think that that's
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in general around big events and holidays, that things that are not really well
can be catapulted or it's like acatalyst of oh, yeah, this needs
to happen now. So I thinkthat's part of the headache, heartbreak.
You know, you're in festivals andyou've seen that happen. It's no different
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here. It's just you know,people wearing different kind of shit kickers,
you know, but usually it's However, I would say that the I would
say that, yes, the cowboys, they are bad ass. To be
riding a book like that is amazingstrength, and to witness those events is
really spectacular and what draws people in. Of course, they're often you know,
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they really care for their animals,they care for their family. I
think they're actually really good, goodpeople, good good values, take care
of the land, take care ofthe people. But it's not always the
case. So anyway, in allfun and lightheartedness, yeah, I want
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to know what the fun is I'vegained thrown off a bull. Oh well,
I guess you'd have to be oneof those people that gets a thrill
from that. You know, it'slike flying high. Why, yeah,
there you go. This is thesaddle bronc or no, this is this
is bareback. I don't know.This is where there are experts in my
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life who are way better educated aroundthis, who have lived with this.
So yeah, horses are important,cattle is important, and yeah, the
history of that. It brings peopletogether. It's about the community. That's
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thee did eat cows, all sitaround and have a drink together. Oh,
they're having fun. They're living theirbest life at the stampede for sure.
All the chuck wagons those are reallyfun too. Dog food Yeah,
well, yeah, I guess itwas back in the old days. You
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know, the cowboys would be workingin the field working with the cattle,
and the chucks would come and thatwould be the food trucks. So now
they just have a big race aroundthis and they would race home. No,
I think that's how it started.They would all race home, So
it became the chuck wagon races.You got four horses with a big chuck
wagon and they're just going around aroundthe bend. Nice. Yes, it's
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it's lively and people are just ingood spirits, high spirits, ready to
have fun. Let loose, havefun. People work hard. There's a
lot of crap things going on inthe world, and sometimes it's nice to
just dissociate from it a little bitand go step into a world, you
know, like even just dress alittle bit differently. Maybe I wore my
cowboy boots once a year, youknow, and they're nice. They're actually
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they're made in Mexico. So yeah, yeah, I love that conversation.
Right, yeah, you want tosee I got them right here. You
want to see it. Oh?I also, I also brought some props.
Okay, here's here's some sweet boots. And where did I put it?
Oh? No? Oh yeah,here we go. Here we go
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this lucky toy. M No,it's a double penetration. It goes around
your seeing what you're the one weird. I didn't think of double planetration,
but yeah, I guess. Iguess if somebody's big enough, like if
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it's a big enough person, itcan go both sides. Look at those
look at those bulls. There wego. Okay, there's a there's a
technique to this. Oh yeah,this is from a Clydesdale horse. Yeah,
that's the technique. Yeah, yougotta hold on, hold on,
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diate tight. But like, who'ssat there involve Hey, let's figure out
what the technique is of riding abull. Hmmm. Organomics. It's natural
if we're going to get into theswing of it, you know, but
I don't know what what do youthink you're If it's not a silly idea,
then what do you think it's for. I just I don't say it's
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a silly idea. I think it'speople like you know, you go back
in the old days or worldly wasn'tanything, dude, there was no technology.
So it's like, yeah, we'rebored, let's go mess with fun.
Let's go mess with this bull oryou know, it's it's in the
field, you got to get itout or bring it back in. Mm
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hmm. I got chased by abull. Oh oh yeah, I've got
some bull stories. They're not andthat's not when you chase me, Rebel.
We're not talking about that time.Oh here we go you okay,
Rebel, you're hilarious. That isthat another sex toy? I knew you
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would like this, Hi Van.Yes, this is something you can add
into your kitchen, you know,into your recipes. This totally changes subject
is for cooling. These are coolingfoods. Okay, there's a lot of
heat. So in some kind ofseriousness, and because this is a health
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show, I need to advise onsome tips for staying cool and healthy in
the summertime. And bitter melon thisis what that is. So if you've
never seen a bitter melon or cookedwith it, it looks like a cucumber,
but it's ribbed and bumpy. It'sgot the pearls already implanted. Yeah.
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So then my question is is itreally cooling me down? Like I
don't see that as cooling me down? Mm hmmmm, well down, chafing
me down? Maybe? Okay,no really though it's a bitter it's a
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bitter quality. Okay, so thisis what counterbalances the heat. If you
want to have some other you wantreal quick, the health benefits of bitter
men. Yeah right, yeah,just take out the L and the O
health benefits of bitter man. Thatshould sho okay, okay, bitter man.
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And also a friend said, youknow what's annoying is going through the
drive through when they like, they'lljust they never stop asking you anything else.
And then and then we'll rant aboutbitter men and drive throughs. How
about that? All right? Thereyou go, and the drive through is
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where you can purchase a bitter manmm hmmmmmm bitter melon. Oh my gosh,
getting through anything. That's what Iwas saying. You wanted me to
be more You wanted me to bemore fun. Okay, no, I
shouldn't, so I decided to bemore fun for you. Okay, like
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to change it back? Now?Do you want to retract that wish?
Now? No, I don't thinkso. I like having fun fun because
it was a lot of fun.This episode was a lot of fun.
Despite rebel, This was a lotof fun. No, rebel, thank
you for steering matting the rains here. You are the true cowgirl of this
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I. Meanwhile, she wants youto end the show. Okay, yeah,
I know, we got to go, so I guess we'll have to
touch base next week. All right, giddy app We'll see you then,
and thanks for tuning in. Giveme up. Hey wow, what a
show today. And the journey doesnot stop here. Come travel the world
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