Episode 227: Lip Service Live Tour Dallas (Feat. Michael Shawn, Lil Ronny MothaF & Claudia Jordan)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ladies of the service are in the building. What's
the ladies stop down list? All right? Are y'all having
a good time already? Shot? I tried DJ rose Red,
Come on with it? How many ladies are in here tonight? Alright?

(00:24):
How many single ladies are in here? Come on with it?
How many do you don't have a girlfriend? Who on
the date? Yeah? Who's on road? Center? How many? How
many guys are in here? You're smart? The guys is

(00:45):
always too cool to make noise. There's more y'all than that.
You're smart for that because it's a room full of women.
You heard all the single women raising their hands? Right?
How many guys in here? By drinks? About? How she
looked at him? I saw that, alright. So we just

(01:07):
gotta get a field for the audience. So are y
all excited to get the show started? Is Michael Seawan here?
I haven't even seen him yet? Is he here? He is?
Y'all see him? How y'all seeing him? We didn't see him?
Maybe they came together. You was in a restaurroom with him.
We just started. What get warmed up yet? Alright? So

(01:32):
let's clap it up? Clap it up? From Michael Sewan
what a y'all y'all good? All right. I know we
both do radio, so I know we've got a lot
of topics that we can discuss that's going on. Loriall
does radio also, alright, Stephanie GZ. I know y'all got
your opinions about this, so I want to talk about

(01:52):
this first. Right. Did you guys see that Whitney Houston,
her ex best friend lover Robin Crawford, has a book
coming out, and you saw that she was saying that
Eddie Murphy tried to stop Whitney's marriage to Bobby Brown
along with everybody else. Yeah, everybody did try to stop. Now,
do you have anybody in your life that you dated

(02:13):
and they got married and you felt terrible and you
wanted to stop the wedding? Oh? Ship, Yes, actually yeah
I did. My best friend he was yeah, he actually
But I didn't say ship. But you had the best
friend of you because what you're like at that point,
you already see what somebody is fully in love. It's
like you already know at this point whatever you say
to him, I was trying to wait. He had to

(02:34):
he had a vacation ship in Jamaica and already you
was because I saw when she was drinking how her
attitude changed, and I was like, this is gonna be
a problem. Like what was she doing? There was a
lot of it was a lot of unnecessary flirting going around,
like just she was saying she was really like she
was friendly. And how do you tell somebody when you

(02:56):
you can't just blatly say the bitch as a whole
you know what I mean? Oh my goodness, But that's what.
That's what, that's what. That's what really turned out. The
big was she friendly with you? She was never friendly
with me because she knew because she knew I wasn't
gonna cross that line. Like I got two dudes like
to homeboys that I know we already got the agreement
that would never happen. But we I do comedy shows
and we throw these big comedy shows. People that she

(03:17):
was scurry off to the bar and not know I
was speeping ship and she was already taking drinks from
dudes after after the Jamaica marriage. Why, I look, is
there anything Is there anything wrong with taking drink some guys.
I'm just curious. Somebody said, guys, but you shouldn't take

(03:37):
a drink from a guy when you're with a guy.
But if you have by yourself, then why you got
to spend your money when he wants to spend. It's
only a drink. You don't owe him nothing after that. Yeah,
I don't know if that means if you're taking drinks trouble.
Y'all know that starts trouble, because why do we do
when we get a drink and we're not interested? Thank you,
have a good night, Thank you so much. It was

(04:00):
so nice. You know, it's even white gainsaid when the
guy buys you a drink and you give it to
your man and you order way like people do that.
I'm not built like that, but I have seen people
do that. But I'm not built for it. My insecurities
kicked up like I'm not. I mean, you gotta be
real with it, like if y'all got an agreement and
y'all team and all that good ship. But normally what
starts up is that dude brought you a drink, and

(04:22):
that when he sees you now he's trying to play you.
He's like, if he was really smart, he would have
bought the girl and her boyfriend to drink and see
if he drank it because I've seen somebody do that
before and then they could drank it. Wow. Well what else?
What about when we were out and that guy sent
a bottle over? Oh yeah, it was crazy. Your friend

(04:45):
was like send it back, yeah, and we were like
what no, Well I didn't send it back as Loria
wanted it. It was it was fans. I'm too. He
was a fan, right, he was a fan. Right, yeah,
he was a fan. It's the problem. But he did
ain't come up like I feel like he should have
came over and been like, hey, how you doing introduce
yourself because I'm with the guy. That would have been rude. No,

(05:07):
I want to send all of y'all a bottle. That
would have been appropriate. I've been all right there. Yeah,
I don't have a problem with the steak, just like
I just bottle. Your man's gonna look at it. But
he's not there. Say he wasn't there to be introduced.
He just said he liked you or it was a
big fan and he sent the bottle. What's the problem.
Did you even want to be introduced? But did you
feel funny? I don't want to get his ass be

(05:28):
I felt bad. I was like, you know, whatever, you
said you want to send it back, but Larry I
was like, no, we're drinking that. That's rude to send
it back, my little gangster ass over here. Boy, I'm
gonna lose a fan. I'm gonna be honestanding with Champagne.
I don't really drink champagne anyway, so you know, it
wasn't that big a deal to me. Yeah, I would
have kept it all right. So show hands in the

(05:51):
audience who would have kept the bottle? Alright? Another show
of hands? Who would have sent it back? Yeah? One person,
but bot both of y'all. I would love to be
with a guy and that happens and the guy be,
you know, like send it back and you know, be
all match on and stuff for me. And I would
like that to happen. But why would take a drink

(06:13):
but not a bottle because you said it's okay to
accept the drink? Well, I think if you were with
your man, you shouldn't like if the guys with you.
If you're by yourself, and that's what somebody orders you
a drink ahead and the bottles for the group, Yeah, everybody,
you could be like this. Everybody eats, so that means
that it's even better. It's for everybody exactly. I agree

(06:34):
with la all right, well they would have drink that
damn bottle cheers. So it is your friends there with
the girl. Now it all came, it all came out
in the laundry like she wand up cheating. And then
you know, he was the one guy. The thing is,
he was the one loyal dude out of the whole crew.
He was the one guy who was like, I deal

(06:54):
with one woman. I don't I don't do the whole side.
He took. He took the hit for every always like
the one lawyer, one hands up with the whole and
that's the one. That's the one. You're not the loyal one.
I'm not. I am now like real talking about proud.
I ain't never been lager as anybody except right now.

(07:15):
This is the first time. No, she's not even here, girlfriend,
and don't even she's not she's not here, she's not
even in the state. And actually would't even matter, you know,
chance wouldn't even matter. She don't even speak English. For

(07:35):
a minute, you're getting scam. How long is a minute?
Like six years? Come on, when the wedding on, I
was gonna Pisa to how that word gave her to ring?
Where you guys together? What are you but you guys
are engaged? Engaged? How long before you gave her the ring?

(07:58):
How many years? Man? Uh? Like two years? All right,
real talk, real talk. So y'all in eight years we
had eight years? She was the who days, He's not
gonna marry her? She said me, I'm a marrier. I
went carrier in time. Did y'all Saturday yet? The end

(08:18):
of time? It's gonna be dope, it's gonna be crazy.
Did y'all set that wedding day yet? Did y'all set
the wedding day yet? Did she pressuring you two Saturday?
Is she pressuring you to Saturday? Or she's pressure you? Okay?
Like Stacy really knows, like she knows. But she was
in She knew what she was dealing with. What is
she dealing with? She was dealing with a situation where

(08:40):
when I met her without when I see what happened
was it's gonna get worse. It's gonna get worse. C
C see what had happened was it's gonna it's gonna
actually get worse. When I met Stacy, I was married.
Oh that's what you think. That's why you're not married,
like quick to marry because I already been married, already,
already been through. That's a string. No, we got kids

(09:02):
and ship, you know, I go. So you think you're
stringing your along the same thing to her? No, I
mean it's happened, and we've gone through the situation. It's happened.
So you think women should you think for women we
have to kind of like go through that tough time
and be right or die until you get right. That's
a choice. Like, I totally understand your pro choice. Yeah, yeah,

(09:24):
that's a choice. I'm pro choice because I honestly, I
don't even know why she's with me, like she she
rolled out, like she rode out through through. No, I'm
a very look at you salty. Lets the salty motherfucker.
Let's happy, right, set a date. Yeah, let's set a
date tonight. What monthy'll think is a good month? February?

(09:47):
July tomorrow? Yeah, I'm July, and he waited like six
Junes February. No, that's before my birthday. I feel like
a maid. June wedding time a from May June summer
set June a summer wedding. What about a summer wedding
a brew Man June tho, like wed September? Like you want?

(10:08):
You want to do a full one day right? Okay,
so he wants a whole other year. He wants another
year birthday. What did young day happened to do with
the wedding? You keep saying month's my birthday? When Alice
the one. I don't want to confuse because you want
an anniversary near your birthday. You know what I'm saying.
You want to have the whole, the whole ship to yourself.
Let's space it out. You want don't want to have
it on any day? No, No, I really do, all right,

(10:30):
So we're getting it together September. What well, we'll do
the the third week, the third weekend. Yeah, because don't
do don't boarder day because they labor. I think it's
great when people get married, like on a holiday. Close right,
that's so rude? Might you figuring shoo out? My cousin
just got married on the third weekend. Every day, weekend

(10:51):
September nineteen September night, I will put on my phone.
This is exciting. What year? Hold on, Tony? What year
twenty twenty September nineteen nine. That September put this in here.
I would say that s radar tomorrow morning. Right now,

(11:13):
I tell it right now. I can't believe we just
said a day. I feel so good about this, so happy,
and it's a nice day. N nineteen twenty, live on stage.

(11:33):
We all FaceTime. Hey, stay, hey girl, Yeah, you get
that hair right and right there, get that hair right
and they can't see you. Listen, girl, guess what we
just said. A date for your wedding, yes, September nineteen twenty.

(12:01):
How you feel about that. It doesn't interfere with your birthday,
it doesn't interfere with his birthday. It's the third Saturday
in September. Okay, she said, it's fine, it's a day.
Let's go. This is amazing. Y'all better stick to it
and we better be invited to the wedding. Everybody saying, oh,

(12:24):
but it was getting at because we was engaged for
a while. It was getting natty. She said, we got
your girl. Kids are the kids? What day we get married? Okay,
if there's anything you want to change your mind about,
now is the time. She really gonna call the kids too.
She's getting the kids. She got the squad to get

(12:46):
her my mike back, and she said it's important. She
went and called the kids. They really gonna stick to
it now, you know, the kids are kind of guys
house nice worth of n know. When you finally tell
the kids some ship here, we come here, come to kids.
The kids are here, the kids here, So kids, they decided,

(13:06):
they decided. They decided. Alright, Me and mom getting married
September nineteen. Yeah, she said, I love that. Where's the
Monia money? Is there? Whe's Montia? She said, no, she

(13:30):
won't get on the screen. Okay, all right, So look
we're the after party gonna be at We all invited, right,
so we gotta fight all these people that we don't know.
This is. I'm gonna plate you like chicken, what you want.
I'll take the fish what you got all. I got
to go back to work. Congratulations, Yes, congratulations Stacy. All right,

(13:54):
love you girl. We just made history. Here are we
doing the desk Nation wedding? Are we doing it here
in Dallas? We're doing New York. I think we gotta
do it like in Jersey. That's Jersey. We're gonna do
it a Jersey out there right or whatever, like I
think we do it in Jersey and then we come
back here and do a party here. Yep, that's some

(14:15):
crazy shit. What I want to ask all of you
all this, do you think most people wind up with
their first choice? No, you said no to you just
said a date, your first choice that I got buried before,
so obviously it wasn't the first choice. Hello, but you'd

(14:37):
be the first choice? Is like, like, this is the
my soul mate, my first choice? No, really, you're that's
the one that end up breaking your heart. Dare y'all
been through ship up here? Boy? He's like, no, I
don't put some people through some ship. So who do
you all end up with? And like we just settled?
I guess that's what they call it settling down, settle

(15:00):
settled down. I don't know about settled, but it's kind
of like your damn if you're doing your damn, if
you don't see your mind as well. Right, do you
think you've ever been in love with somebody and they
got away? I got a way to Where where did
they go? Right? Everybody got don't go anywhere? Where did
they go? They don't go anywhere? They say? I feel

(15:20):
like I feel like first choice is always a bad choice.
I remember my grandmother when she was teaching me how
to buy groceries and the grocery store, she always told
me to take the one behind the first one, because
the first one for the first one, everybody taught first.
With shout out to my grandmother. She's nineties six years old.
God bless it expired. If that's dusty cereal box today, yeah, exactly,

(15:48):
you might have, you know, make sure you got the
new one. Moved the cereal box with the sugar. We
used to do it with the sugar, with the rice
and the cereal. Ants got taught the same thing too.
That's how she knew it was the cereal, b know,
especially when it's on the bottom shelf and it'd be dusty.
Like all right, let me move all this out the way. Now,
you've definitely cheated before, right, how long have you been faithful? Definitely?

(16:10):
What these definitely? She said, y'all heard that they ain't
make sure this ship is really one turn off? He
hung up. Let me turn this motherfucker off right now,
because y'all y'all will fund the date up on that day.
He really just started his ball. I have definitely cheated, Yeah,

(16:33):
I've definitely cheated. Tell me some of the worst ways
you got cut. Cheating the worst place like our court, cheating,
like some ways you got cut. A butt dial I
was in. I was in a car, but I was
in the car. We were having sex and I didn't
know and I saw and I saw the phone and
the phone was little. That's damn. And you know, even

(16:56):
though they heard the whole thing. You think, if you
hang up in the debt everything like, you'd be good.
And I hung up and snute here anything here? Well,
what type of car? It was a Nissan something like
she was dropping it. It was her car. It was
her car. Oh my god, you sucked another girl in
her car had my girl's car. And the chick that

(17:16):
I was at heart attack? That was that was a
bad on? What was here? This? Touched the phone again
to make sure it was off and paranoid and everything
did this just happened? Happen? It happened like two thousand guys.
Ain't never gonna not be paranoid, but you're not. Turned
it around three times, flipped it, rub it down on

(17:39):
like I want to take it away right now. I
got to throw it in the audience. So what's the
excuse that you get when that happens at that point,
Once she hears all that, there's nothing new, there's no excuse.
So she heard you on the phone having sex with it,
the whole thing, and the phone was right there, Like
I looked down, How long was that phone call? How
long ago? How long was the phone? That's how long ago? Yeah,

(18:01):
when you look when you hung it out, A long
pone call? How long? How long was y'all fucking as
he was in the car? It was a good eleven minutes,
eleven minutes when the car when phone you looked at
the time, like, how many minutes it was going before
you pressed the hang up? Barton? Or he was got

(18:23):
I just hug up? He was so nervous? Did that
make you go softer? Did you finish? Shot that? I finished?
But why am I supposed to stop? Like at that
point you caught You shouldn't have been worried. It's over
at that point. That don't make it dick soft when
something like that happens that at that point you already
know it's all over with. You might as well enjoy
what's going on right now, live in the moment. Why

(18:45):
don't you there's no reason to get up and go there.
You're done. There's no forgiving that she hurt me. So
I'm like, okay, we're good. So who was loud at
you and her that moment? She was? But I ain't
gonna lie. I got some vocals, Okay, I got vocals
like do you scream? Do you say things? What do
you do? You know what? I have a problem. I
talked too much. I talked too much. Like I realized

(19:08):
that somebody told me that might be a turn off something.
Some women like you to paint the picture and some
people some women want you to shut the funk up.
You gotta find out what she's into at that moment,
because after a while it's creepy. Yeah, yeah, what you're saying.
How many ladies like a man that talks a lot?
I like a man that talks some bad many people

(19:31):
don't like that, But like I like what about I
like when he talks, but it doesn't have to be
a lot, not like a little sign and just a
little sign. And I like one of a man grunts
like I like to him man, yeah, and you know,
like make sounds like I like, I don't like a
quiet lover. He said too much. That means he was

(19:53):
going over I tell the story. I've said that I've
talked too much doing bad, and I know what I
was doing. I'm every second daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy,
And I think that's so annoying. I've said that in
my younger years that everybody was daddy, every second daddy,
daddy's daddy. And is it weird because like Daddy at

(20:14):
that moment, you just go with it. Might be weird
when you think about it afterwards, but if they'll think
you can say whatever the fun y'all want to say,
we're gonna We're gonna go with it, squirt. In my twenties,
I was I was screaming alive. Are you screaming a lot? Yeah? Yeah,
that's a that's a that's annoying when y'all screamed too
much because I know how good my dick. Is it
not right sometimes that I'm not like what do you think?

(20:41):
And maybe hear so when you say you paint the picture,
like what do you say? It's like you know you
can you find out what like before we know me,
before we have says we're gonna go to But when
I was drinking. Were gonna go to the bar and
start talking. I'm gonna find a little bit of your history,
and we're gonna start feeling with you. I'm gonna start
for youre out what you like, what you don't like,

(21:01):
and then I'm gonna start painting the picture or what
I heard you told me you like, and we could
role play. We could do whatever you want, especially if
I don't care about you. That we could really role play.
If I don't care about you, especially especially that's the
best sex I can give you one I don't care
about you, because it's just that was just sport. Is
that what you're doing this, we're just doing it as
an activity. When you love a girl, when you love

(21:23):
a woman, oh man, that's a whole different type of sex.
You're not really half the time. You're not really gonna
be that good because you really love this girl. What no,
it's And I agree with this because when that guy
doesn't even when I went at first, he's you are
slotting and getting slapped around, and then he loves you
when this whole kisses on the forehead and on the back,

(21:45):
the face, until I get used to it, until we
get into our thing. What, I don't give a funk
about you. We're literally gonna have the best time ever.
And God, this guy right here, she gonna slap the
ship out of you, your guys, This guy right here
is a great with you. Yes, yes, I don't know that.
Best sex I've ever had has always been with guys
that were like in love with me. Yeah, agree with that.

(22:07):
They care and they care if you come and you're comfortable.
I feel like when I'm more comfortable, I'm more nasty,
and then I'll be like, all right, I'll do whatever.
But like, if it's like a nigga that I'm just
not even really working with like that, I mean, I
might fuck them good, but it ain't gonna be like
the nigga that I've been with, passion crazy. It's way
nastier when it's with somebody you love. Yes, okay, okay.

(22:34):
Lorial A love the Clappers, boy. I love the lion
ass Clappers. I love the one. It was like, yeah,
you in love, you in love? You just got bed over.
You know when ship really gets popping after that night
that you met him, and y'all go back and tell
your girls, y'all, he roughed me up for real. Nobody
want to clap. Y'all like getting roughed up her and sex?

(22:58):
You like that? Yes, okay, you raise your hand high.
But y'all like better gentle sex or rough? I like
a mixture, yeah, a little slow, little fast like little rub. Yeah.

(23:21):
You know you didn't make the other options sound that good.
That like passionate or rough passionate passionate because passionate could
be slow. But if you just be like raight for
the other way, it's like kind of like no never,
I think it. At the end of the day, it

(23:41):
all goes down to your chemistry, yes, because if you're
if you're not already connected on that level, it's hard
for you to even get to that point of passion
where is that intense? And it really means something you
like when girls are rough with you. I'm a little
so I don't like all that rough like I do.

(24:02):
We can get physical, but like how rough? Because they
had one chick actually tell me the smotherer, wow, like
she took that. She said, smother with I swear on everything.
She went to jail. I put it down and she said,
but do it hard. I was like, I did it?
I did it? You know when you when you when
you get choked when you're about to orgasm, it it

(24:24):
makes it more intense. So maybe that was her angle.
I don't know about smothering with a pillow, but but
but yeah, you can like she passed out before during second?
Did you pass out? Cover mind? You can like cover
my mouth and knows at the same time to restrict
me from breathing for a couple of seconds, or choked me?
You know, so you have you passed out during I

(24:45):
haven't passed out, but you got close. No, but I
felt that intenseness from me not being able to breathe.
I think I've passed out during sicks and that won't
up Like, oh ship, we're so fucking said drunk night,
it was for sure. Have you ever had not been

(25:07):
able to remember if you have sex with somebody or not?
Y'all felt, Yeah, I've had that. I gotta drinking problem.
Problems like y'all know, y'all listen to the radio. I
gotta drink a problem. But yeah, I've had. I woke
up like did we have sex? Did we not have sex?
I fell asleep during sex. Damn. It's a lot of liquor,
like liquor changed the game more. You like one drink
too many to everything up. Yeah, run definitely passed out

(25:32):
during sex on a drunk NIGHTE. My ex got mad
at me before because I fell asleep with his dick,
and my mom like out there were sex bro, and
y'all know how much I love a sucker dick, So
like if I felt more than woe man at me,
I have definitely fun. But you know, I get up
very early in the morning every day. I have definitely
fun to sleep during sex. I hate when I'm tired

(25:54):
at night, but I'm like, all right, I'm gonna have
sex anyway. And then you take mad long knowing that
you get to sleep in WI Let's get right to it. Yeah, like,
come on, let's go. Let's get to your orgasm position.
We're not playing no different things. Get to your opie now,
and they'd be trying to prolong it and hold it
out and go all along, and I'm like, alright. Then

(26:16):
I start having the attitude last I just think it's
bad when you don't remember, like I've been so drunk
and out with the person I was dating that I've
been so drunk I couldn't remember. And then the next day,
they're like, yeah, that thing you did last night. That damn.
I'm like, I know right, and had no idea what

(26:36):
that thing making talking about. You've had that conversation. I
stopped breaking, like where did you saying last night? And
I'll be trying it again and I'm like, damn, that
wasn't it. What can I say? What? Like this blood
all over the bed? I wasn't know what the fuck
you want to gone too far? Angel always got going.

(27:02):
He was like that was amazing, you know that was crazy,
bitch was bleeding. Well listen, um, I want to thank
you so much for coming through because I hit you
up and you definitely say yes right away. So I
love people who actually respond in that way. And you
really came out and show some love to lip service.
And we're so excited that we actually said a wedding date.

(27:24):
That might be the first time this has ever happened. Yeah,
good looking. Appreciate you for that. And that's a beautiful number.
And you know it's real because the kids knowing everything now,
So yeah, there's no going back. Thanks happened for a reason. No,
I'm happy, man, Alright, So y'all give it up from

(27:46):
Michael shown to make sure you'll listen to him. Did
in the morning. Thank you'll, thank you. That was dope.
You can tell your phone back on. He put it
on airplane mode and turned it off. Alright, So you're
having a good time because we're making history here tonight.
So let's bring out our next guest, Little Ronnie, Little

(28:07):
Ronnie mother here, I swell, i'm i'm, I'm sweat. He
burned his mouth on pizza. Y'all got my little ball
head shining and ship over here. What's going on? What's

(28:29):
going on? That's what's heading man, y'all look draw what's up? Man? Now?
Before we get out of we always gotta make sure
we know what's going on. So I don't know if
you saw, but Michael Shawn is getting married now on
September nineteen. Congratulations. Alright, we made that happen. Boy, we
expedited that. Now let's talk about you. Are you single

(28:50):
or are you okay? He said that fast? You got it?
And again, how many ladies your whole girl? But start lying?
What you are a girl? What's you here? I'll be
dropping the dude all right now, wait her finger up?

(29:13):
She put her finger up. She did like this, what's this?
I'm not good at this game. That's my baby, but
that but that ain't my girlfriend. What I'm saying, and
I got you on care, I'm saying it again. I'll

(29:34):
personally you said. I said, that's my baby, but that
ain't my girlfriend. Okay, I keep it gas. Okay, what
does that mean that? My mom always told me give
a woman a choice. So if I ain't go, I
ain't gona waste your time. I'm not gonna marry you
all like I'm I'm gonna cheat while I'm gonna tie
you down. Okay, fair enough, so you don't so you

(29:57):
don't mind if she dates other guys and stuff on mine. Now,
wait a minute. If I find out and made me
feel you know what, we're being our feelings. We do.
We're being our feelings. I can't be in my feelings.
You don't tell me what I could be. I love
that her home girl said up and was like right
she I was like, little dick, what does that mean?

(30:20):
He fingers. She was doing all these hand signals. I
was your figure at the file. This means something else.
Judging judging from my predictions about guys his high I
don't think he has a little dick at all. I'm
pretty sure he's he fits into the tripod category. If
I'm stand on that motherfucker, I'll be talking. Not only

(30:42):
is he sure he's skinny, that's a double you know
what I'm saying. But you right there with the stripe.
What do you think I heard you say something? What
do you think it? Don't tripod? I call them tripods?
Well I believe her. She I think you know about
some dicks talking about them? But she said it. She

(31:06):
said it like she knew. She was like, it's something
that's the other side too. Let me ask you this stuff.
The holidays are coming up, right, and you don't around
the holidays. That's when we started really feeling like we
want to be around somebody and have a good bring
them around the family, you know. So what are you
gonna do for the holidays. I'm gonna disappear. I'm weak.

(31:32):
That's what I'm going for holidays. I'm gonna disappear. Get
your phone back out. She know I'll be back in March, March,
thanks Giving, Christmas and Valentine's Day. I'm coming. Don't forget
about it. So you're coming back. When you come back,

(31:53):
out when to get winning war more. You're like a bear.
You're gonna go haben ate for the winter. I'm most
definitely gon haben ate. Are you hopperating by yourself? No? No,
we listen. Nobody is never by theirselves. I don't know
why people when you when you meet somebody new and
you asked them if they didn't want somebody, they tell
you know, they lie. Everybody is talking about somebody all

(32:15):
the time. That comes from somebody that always got some mind.
You goddamn right. So have you ever been faithful in
your life for a couple of days? A couple of
days that don't count? You do count? I'm telling you
all the truth. You'll want me to lie a couple
of days that's not really the truth? Absolutely? What's some

(32:37):
things you've ever done to go out of your way
for a woman? Like? How can a woman know that
you really like her? Like? The best thing I can
give you is my time? Okay, that's what matters most?
Like do you do things like cook? I don't know
how to cook. Do you buy presents? We just slice
the pizza in the green room, clearly he did on five,
but the pizza on the microway for five minutes. I

(32:59):
can't cook now, I'm joking. There was thirty seconds, but
they cooked the ship out that that ship was sizzling.
It was smoking. Michael. Let me talk about Michael Wavers.
This guy. It's an easy bake, right the bitch little opening.
That bitch was smoking, y'all. Solid. It was thirty seconds.
He still ate it too, He still ate it. He
sucked it up. I'm mad about was bird and everything.

(33:20):
He made me think, like, what the pussy stink? Are
you still going to eat it? First off, I'm not
being gonna even put ain't one, but you've done it
almost definitely had boom. Fuck y'all. Yes, y'all because my
home girl and that grow with the nails, ain't about
to call this sad man. Somebody here say that. He said,

(33:42):
he's just not big on it, while you're not. While
you're not big on it, I mean, I just feel
like with me in life, that's what. Yeah, that's all.
I'm single tooth they choose to be single. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm still in there. I'm still in there. I just

(34:03):
feel like, if I'm not gonna be passionate about anything,
I'm just not gonna do it. And I'm just if
I do it whenever when I with it, But I'm
you're gonna be a girl and you're just gonna be stop.
You can't eat everybody, you can't suck anybody dick, you
can't eat anybody pussy, That's what I'm saying. Like you

(34:27):
don't want to eat her pussy. Like one day, one
day you're gonna find a girl and you're just gonna
be so attractive pussy you're gonna want to eat it
all day? Is that what you think? And day some
day you're gonna thing about it. I mean, as a man,
it's just gonna happen. Really, haven't had a girl squared

(34:48):
on you? Man? I hate that when you do it,
oh man, Like and you don't tell me, warn me,
warned me every time. Every time I and the guy
that I'm about to squirt, I'd be like, no, don't
do that, You're gonna make me squirt. And then they
do it anyway because they want you to do it.
Ain't no, Warren, it's an ego booster. Huh. I think

(35:10):
it's an ego booster. Ego booster because they think they
did something special. Listen, if a missionary, it's cool, get
your little squired on. But if you ride me and
you got domn let me know that's what you're gonna
do because you've been having I'm a little I'm a look,
I'm drowning in this ship out of god now, but
you still like it. It's cool, it's cool. They want

(35:32):
to know when your birthday is out of here. I'm
a counsel. If that's what you're asking, Lord, you're the worst.
You do you ever mess with women that are like
taller than you? Like, I ain't got no choice. I

(35:52):
ain't got no choice. How tall are you? I'm fall six,
so you probably. Yeah, it's easy for the short women
in the room. Okay, who's on the five? All a
little shirt of women? Y'all see this right leg and
ain't even on the ground. I'm just like you, hanging
in the air. You said what she said? He gonna

(36:15):
crying the car. Yeah. Cancers are very sensitive and they
also held us. They act like they ain't got no
money when they sit on that ship. They save all
their money and want to cash in coupons and got
them penny counting ship. My little my little son is
a cancer and he's thirteen years old. And he saved
every dollar give him. I'll be like and I'll be like, here,

(36:39):
take forty hope, be like okay, good, So I could
save thirty seven dollars. And I'm like, okay, that's what
you want to hold your money? Okay, you keep money.
And he's he's a baby hell a sensitive. But she said,
okay sensitive. So when's the last time and we've talked
about this, when's the last time a woman has made
you cry? Be honest. I was in the tenth grade. Okay,

(37:01):
I don't think that she cheated. Don't listen. Let me
tell you all women something and y'all to y'all make
it like all men of dogs, we usually our dogs
after y'all do some ship to us. I think that's
the other way around. Usually like usually we don't. We

(37:22):
ain't just boring dogs. We ain't just boring. Yes you are.
I think that society teachers a man that it's okay
for them to get away with certain things. And oh well,
you know, all men cheat, and some men use that
as an excuse lies, but they calling security on you.
Don't raise your head no more times because look, I
see all the fellows video, see all the felling with

(37:43):
that girl like you, right, we don't cheat? He better.
Oh listen, not boys, think what I'm saying. What I'm saying.
That's why I don't be in a relationship because I'm
a man. I feel like I ain't gonna waste nobody time.
But eventually you want to settle down. Eventually, I mean

(38:06):
that's everybody's you know. Okay, I'm just but I'm not
in a rush. Do you bring people home to meet
your family? What about you have a sin? So what
about the mother? She's met your family? I'm sure of course. Okay,
by default, he said, by default, because she got your
baby by default. But you still care about her. I

(38:26):
almost definitely care about it. She's a good mother to
my son. Okay, But you don't think there's anything there
in the future, not right now. I can't speak on now. No,
So why do you think men, because your man I
would have a child with a woman that they wouldn't
introduce today family before they have the child together. No, no, no, no, no,
no no no no. She met she met my family

(38:48):
before she was Is that by default? But that was
by default? I'm listening. She probably got pregnant today, she
met my mom, you know what this guy, but your family,
your mom likes her though, yeah for sure does that
matter to you? Not really, because this is really my life. Okay,

(39:08):
but it helps, Yeah, it helps? What yella? Letting him
have it here? I ain't all right? So let's play
a little game lip service. Have or have not? And
you're gonna say whether, yeah, we are gonna bring Claudia
out to with him. Have you or have you not
had an orgasm without actually having orala intercourse? Have you

(39:30):
ever came during four play? I never had a wet dream?
You never had a wettery coming. I've been having six
since I was nine years old. That's not going to
be proud of, by the way, but oh my god,
I ain't really never had a reason to do that.
She was the same way age as me. She was fast.

(39:54):
That's terrible. How did you even know? Watch all kids? Man?
We won? Watch we won being watched? How did you
even know what you were doing? What you mean exactly?
How didn't know what you were doing to steal my mama? Flix?
Uh he's a little spicy little something. Huh nine years old,

(40:15):
there's a that's a lot. I felt like I do
a little their sisters still cousins. So I knew about
sex and ship when I was before. Yeah. Nine, Yeah,
I know about sex. I agree with you. Growing up
in New York City with cousins and and and brothers
and sisters, you know about but I didn't. I'm not young.

(40:38):
He wasn't trying to have sex. You just not. But
she's a teenage. I feel like having sex as a
teenager is young too. I think you got nine out
like what you saw. Let's do another hand happened? Have
you ever called somebody the wrong name during sex? Oh? No,
call out. I called Jesus alone the wrong name. And
I don't think I'm saying nobody name. Oh god, damn

(41:04):
whatever names name, whatever names ship? Like, No, so you
don't say nothing during sex. I'm a fool, I talk.
So you just don't say her name ever. Do you
know everybody's name you've had sex with? No? Oh my god,
you don't need nothing. We're proud of people. But I'm
just being honest. Up and she got me drunk. So yeah,

(41:25):
he had a little bit of tequila. Look a little bit.
I don't have to drink. I had to drink before
there too. Wait, what's the kind of things you say
in the bed because, like to me, I don't see
you as being that kind of person. But you're like, yeah,
I talk. So what do you say? Like, what's your
go to line? Put that pizza in the microwave? Boom
shot it? No really, basically, I mean we all got

(41:48):
the same ship. We say um um good like you like,
like you know what I'm saying type ship? Yeah? And
that monster voice? Yeah, what's that voice? Now? You know
you have a sexy whisper. Oh, y'all whisper whisper. That
is a whisperer. See, but everybody don't something like that.

(42:13):
I don't know nobody that speaks in a regular tone. Laugh.
He definitely loud as hell. Alright, have I have that?
Have you ever gotten injured during sex? I mean the
Charlie horse is an injury. Oh man, that Charlie's real.
Hold on, God, I should feel like you need surgery

(42:36):
when that bad foot crap o different sex. Oh Jesus,
you don't try to do it. Yeah, No, you know,
a lot of time you don't want to tell the
god you' even having a crap. You just saying like,
oh my god, oh my god, you're gonna look weak
if you don't play that shift and you can't be like,
hold on, I got a Charlie horse. My god, that's

(42:58):
not sexy at all. Well, that depends on how close
you are with the person you have sex with. All right,
so you have done that for sure? You tell the truth,
all right? Have her? Have not? Have you ever been
embarrassed about a girl you had sex with? Oh? Of course,
every man. I see all your friends standing right there

(43:18):
and over there, So what happened? You have to your
friends knew you had sex with somebody and he was
embarrassed about it. It makes fun of it, but they can't.
He said, Well he smashed the homie. What's one of y'all?

(43:41):
Bet just he fucked before? Now that I don't work
behind nobody, none of my brothers, I won't know. I
don't do that, okay. Have y'all ever have you and
your friends ever had sex with the same girl on accident?
So how you gonna say you don't do that? And
now you're saying you do? I most definitely went first.

(44:02):
That's okay if you wish. I don't believe behind none
of my brothers, they say you capting, No capting my rap?
Come on, do that still? Well, listen, we are also
while you are here, gonna bring Claudia Jordan to come
sit with you too. Have y'all met each other there before?

(44:23):
Little Ronnie Claudia Jordan's nice to meet you. I'm the
flavor ball here home. He I wasn't drinking a little
saucy me too. I had some dark look on a
school Now I'm terrib already, like we all. There's three
of us here. They got to get up early in
the morning and morning radio. Do you want another drink? Claudia, Absolutely,
there we go. That's my girl. I got your grid now.

(44:43):
The first time I ever met Claudia was on my
pot well when I had lip service as serious and
she came in. She was doing radio with Jamie Fox
and she came by and I was like, oh, we
gotta do lip service together. And we did that and
we had a good time and we've been friends ever since.
So I'm excited to have Claudia Jordan here with us also,
and we want to bring some clarity to some of
the things that a little Ronnie is saying here today.

(45:04):
Yes please alright, So let me ask you this, Claudia,
since we asked him, have you ever been embarrassed by
somebody who had sex with Hell? Yeah, have you ever
lied about it? Yes? A matter of fact, the first
guy of a kiss, like, I feel like I wasn't
like really in the business back then. I know, he

(45:25):
tells mad people. I'm like, I don't even know that, nigga.
I feel like everybody I have sex with before plastic
surgery doesn't count exactly, Like if you sucked me before
I got the asside, before I got this is a
different there's a different body with a whole different body,
and those are the proudest ones. I agree. I agree,
but there's no video proof or pictures. I don't even

(45:45):
know what you're talking about exactly, Like, no, I never
fucked you. That reminds me of Beyonce's ex boyfriend from
nineties too. He keeps saying, like I used to date Beyonce,
I went to the problem with here, and we're like, no,
that's messed up, because they probably do know he didn't
like that. Have you ever lied and said you didn't

(46:07):
have sex with somebody you did have sex with? Okay,
I'm just wondering if guys lie like we do now
they do. I just haven't. I had no reason to.
And I want to ask you. Have you met Beyonce yet?
I've never met Beyonce, but you should at some point
you feel like that's got I gotta deal. I got
an icebreaker. Yes, you definitely do saker, Maybe you have

(46:29):
to throw that's in the circus, like, oh, come on,
I like the circle when it's a blessing. Really, you know,
especially when you're doing music, like you don't get that
type of I'm pretty sure some people to do music
out here. It's hard doing music, you feel what I'm saying.
So to get that type of stamp, that's hard. Have

(46:52):
you ever met a celebrity and that you really loved
and then didn't like them after you met them in person?
She said, yeah, you haven't. Haven't, have you, Claudia, you
had to have. We've all met people. Are you feeling
this right now? Okay? Yes? Um? And he talked about
himself in the third person. He's so fine, but then

(47:12):
he just oh, currenty, okay, it was And I always
had a crush on him. And then I worked at
the Prices Right Right. So Prices Right is right across
from the young and the restless. So every day, I'm like, damn,
he's fine, Like when is he inna holla? So he did,

(47:32):
and then um he was like you know what, you
find it's fine, we should be fine together. Oh my god,
you know what, So Ronnie's gonna stright at later. I'm
just like, all right, well, what about you, Stephandy. Have
you met a celebrity and you didn't like them anymore
after you met them? Um? I had an experience where

(47:54):
I met a celebrity that I really looked up to
and he was a little arrogant. It was it was Timberland,
but um, you know, we were like, um, we were
I don't remember who I was with. I was with
a rapper. I was with one of my rapper friends
and we were out of studio and it was um
Swiss beasts of studio and Simberland was there and everybody
was just being so cool. But he was the only

(48:15):
one that But I still I still love him, and
I was just like, you know, he's that big. I
guess he canta act like that. You know what I'm saying.
It was a long time ago, so okay, what about
you gi. Not somebody that I looked up to, but
somebody to be interviewed on lip service. Um Jackie from
Basketball Wives, she was she she just was not the

(48:37):
same person with us that she portrays on TV. And
we all know that reality is fake and scripted and
all of that, but it was just like to fake, like,
come on, like you could at least you go on camera.
Still you still gotta portray the same persona that we
know you buy and she just was dumb, dry and bland.
And then whatever happened to our books? Oh yeah, she
had a buck out, she had a book that she

(48:58):
came to promote her book and then have any books.
I was like, I'm gonna send you guys books. We're
still waiting on the books. But wasn't they call on
her Tackie Jackie on the show or something? Tackie Jackie like,
I don't watch basketball ways, you don't watch no reality
show at all. You don't watch the Love of hip hop?
Sometimes I know you do? She said, you know you
pussy fine, don't do nothing. You don't eat pussy? Are

(49:22):
you Caribbean? I haven't a pushy in like two years.
I'm on a celibacy that he also don't have no
facial hair. Ladies, Now we know why fast, I'm on
a pussy fast. It's only on this chip. I'm on
a pussy fast. Whatever. What if the girl was like,
I don't suck deck? Is that okay? Ship disrespected? Okay?

(49:45):
You saw you know what? No putter be far to
a screaming whatever girl wanted you to eat hair ass?
Would you do that? I ain't eating your bussy, so
I only looking att. I don't even answer that. Keep
that in the last hole away from me. Let me

(50:08):
ask you this that right, if you were a woman,
would you date you? Like? Would you say I would
never funk with me? I asked females that funk with me,
why do you funk with me? And what's their reason?
They just I don't know. They're just be like I
don't know what you Why would you say you would
never sunk with you? Like? What's so bad? Because I'm
not doing nothing extra? So you never paid a bell?

(50:32):
It depends on how fun that's extra it is, But
it depend on how to funk with you, like I'm
still a passionate. Like I'm still passionate, I'm still genuine.
If you need me and I know that you will
do it for me, I'll funk with you on that level.
You feel what I'm saying, You need that pussy? Need?
Rather have you got a choice? You heard her say

(50:53):
need not want need? Would you rather have your pussy?
You know your bells paid? I'd rather have my bell
was paid. I'd rather have my bells paid. I can
make myself come and he's I'll put it a little
like Bill. I'll put that little water bill and come
beat that Claudia. You ever funk with a guy that

(51:14):
didn't know how to eat pussy? Yeah? I was telling
Angel like halfing that like yeah, and it's like it's
like thank you, but not you know what I mean?
That do you coach that? But you just let him go? Um,
you just act like, oh my god, I just can't
wait to do it, Like just come back up, you
know what I mean. Y'all did it? Y'all all did

(51:34):
it right? Oh my god, it's so good. I just
I can't wait to fill you inside of me. But
like this thing has a whack as far in the
space until I but Nigga said, you're just not good
at it. That's why you don't like it. I'm telling
you I'm not I'm not passionate about it. So it's
like I'll just be like, all right, do it for you.
Gotta French kisses, yes, yes, don't go into vagina. That's

(51:58):
like waste of time. Just get the clip sucking that
like a pacifier. But understand this, women, women, y'all gotta
talk to us to y'all not big on that, y'all
to talk about us before y'all tell us what y'all want.
Y'all gonna tell y'all home girls how bad we are.
Instead of saying, hey, no, no, I'll slow down. I
don't like my ship beat up or beat my ship up,
y'all talk about you. Should I be telling them they

(52:18):
said I was crazy for telling the guy how to
eat my teachers of all, I'm gonna your face to
get my ship off, and then I'm gonna be like,
so you know what she should it did was, and
I'm gonna let him know how to do it, and
then next time, you know, it's me. I taught I
taught it enough negers how to eat pussy in my twenties.
I'm not teaching nobody nothing. I have my thirties. If
you don't know how to do it, I'm not gonna

(52:38):
teach you how to do it so you could go
throw it on somebody else goodbye. I agree. I'm like,
you're grown ass man, you should not how to eat
some pussy's crazy. Every difference, So guys get used to
the girl that they do it to the most, and
how she likes it, And just because that's what she
likes doesn't mean that because I fairly like him, like

(52:59):
I want him in my life. That's the only way
I'm gonna culture guys. But y'a man. Y'all say, y'all
want us to tell you, But honestly, the ego, the
male ego to fragile the moment we tell you Dick's
not gonna work, it's gonna be so insecure. I think
a positive way you can be like, oh, like, you
can't do that. You gotta say it like it's all
your delivery, what you do, it's how you do it.

(53:20):
Positive affirmation. You gotta be like, you know what, I love,
I love fly like it with you? Is that positive affirmation?
I would feel like as a man if he was
if a woman was to say, like, you should do
it like this, I'd be like this, But y'all, like
the way I eat pussy, I would give up to
and I would be like you, yeah, but I think
I would be like you, you're not doing it right

(53:41):
as opposed to I love when you do this. I
think that's when somebody did that with you. Love what
they said they like you talk. It was like I
didn't say go, I said, yo, I love when you
do this, Like you just say it in a positive way,
and so that you said, way, yeah, you should say something.

(54:02):
You can't stop playing about somebody not knowing how you
like something if you don't say ship. That's true, Like
it's not really their fault if you're just sitting there
and not liking it. But a lot of women don't
say nothing sucks for them. That's true. But I just
feel like every different guy that you've ever fund with
in your life, they had to teach you how to
do something to them. I feel like you gotta do

(54:23):
it by the way they're moving. Or sometimes they can't
read that either, Like sometimes you'll be moving because you
don't like some ship and they think you like it
when you'd be moving like it's like I want him
to stop. But he thinks communication is the key to
all success, happiness and orgasms. You guys, ever do, like
role playing or like sexual little fantasies you ever do that,
haven't have one to go wrong? I want to, I

(54:45):
want I want to. I've never done that, won't go wrong.
What happened? So my boyfriend's backstage ear muffs? Um so
one time I thought I'd be cute to do like
the little rape fantasy. I know, Like, so I'm forty
six olds. You don't work like when I was younger, right,
So I was like, no matter what I say, just
keep on going. Like if I say stopped, just keep

(55:05):
on going. So he started doing it whatever, and I
was like no, no, no, And then I got two
Charlie horses in both calves at the same time. So
I was like no, no, and he wouldn't stop. You
told him, not told him? And He's like, damn, you
were goodass actions. I'm like, you might favor work, Claudia,
you need, say for pineapple, So I don't do that

(55:28):
to avocados, don't. I'm old? You are you wearing heels?
Probably you're old. You just dehydrated all the time. Oh
my god, but you made it through. Man. I broke
up with him. No, like I told you know, he's
not wagged here how you met in New York? Remember?
Oh my god, we were just talking about him. He
was a co cat I found out, really talked about

(55:52):
him a little bit like I would never because I
don't even remember me neither. But Claudia was like, dealing
with this guy to at this dated reality show? Is
it this one that he was just ask you not
to and then you specifically thanks. It wasn't for the
name him. You didn't say, It's all good. I didn't
say his name. So either way, it was like we

(56:12):
sat at the table with him, and I was like,
you ever meet one of the guys like your friends
is dating and you're like no. Immediately, Like I sat
down at the table and I was like, I looked
at Angel, I was like no. The bill came. The
ship was like a hundred and twenty dollars. He was like, okay,
we all gotta split this up. You got the you

(56:33):
got the Vaca soda. I was like, yeah, this thing
is said, I'll pay it. I want to apologize to
y'all for my bad vagina management. I'm sorry. We look Ronnie.
Would you have paid that bill? It depend on how
to funk with you, y'all y'all can't do it like
y'all have been said that ship every since Saturday. And

(56:57):
I don't want to eat your little pussies. I listen
if I'm out eating with you on your home girls,
obviously I funk with you enough to play the bill.
You feel what I'm saying. I ain't even gonna waste
my time and go eat with you if you like.
But if you pull up on her and she already
having drinks with her home girl, are you going to
fit the bill? I ain't gonna pull up a fight
like you can literally cannot get me to pull up

(57:17):
if i'uk with you like that, Okay, okay, so yes, okay,
So if you pull it up, your paying that's good
for sure, good goodad answer, good answer. But I'm bill.
I don't play a light bill. Fuck no, But I
feel you because sometimes you have like the rap friends

(57:39):
that we're trying to come up. Girl, we got some freeze.
I don't write any pulling up. I don't like hanging
with girls at that end with I think that's a
major come up. Like I like to hang on girls
that got it. But you gotta understand this woman, when
like you got it, this woman. I hear it go
on dates every day just to eat. I know, hey,
you know that was college I hope no. No, I
mean the crowd they don't either less they go on

(58:02):
a date. You ever, you ever let a woman check
on you? What you gotta understand is me and we
don't get that type of you know what I'm saying,
We don't get that type of ship. So I most
definitely I'm gonna kiss me a female that's gonna spend
a little money on me, for sure. I can hear
y'all too, y'all gonna lad I'm on y'all last super
you bet though, some things I can tell Laudia has

(58:25):
checked on some guys. She was just she brought rams
in the nineties. You bust the rams about rims twice
and the second time the cargo repossess I got repot
with your rams on it. I was so mad. I'm like,
you couldn't let me know. You are't gonna pay those
parking tickets? Son, Like what the fuck you want? Those
that did they asked for it. I think I'm so

(58:47):
overly trying to overcommensate, Like I feel like girls like
like us me whatever they assume the worst, like they
think you're gonna be the gold that you and I
feel like I try to go over and above and
beyond to show I'm not to my detriment, you know
what I mean. And I feel like I've done that,
Like I've done unnecessary ship, like I've done dumb ship
and I'll admit it. And I feel like I have

(59:08):
no problem admit it. I fucked up. I don't tricked
off on people who can't spell Wednesday. And it's like
I regret it and I have like I've done it,
Like I've been stupid, I've been a sucker for love,
ass trick, I've done all of that And when do
you wake up? Like how do you realize? Um, I'm
still starting to figure out. I feel like I'm I

(59:30):
over compensate to to make myself look independent and relationships.
So but I don't be like usually they have rich already.
So like I bought a couple of Louisa Soon wallets
in Monday, for sure, I'm definitely bought a couple of
different guys on Louisva song wallet show them that we're good.
But I got to like, you don't have been You're
buying something on body side too. But it makes it

(59:52):
hard because then guys don't want to do ship for
you because they feel like you always do a stuff
for yourself and they take it for granted. Right, don't
you think, guys, when that's happened, for sure? Do you
guys got sensitive? Now? Come? This way is so mean?
Do you guys value like when we're like I tell
girls my friends, men don't really value like the things

(01:00:14):
that we value as women, right, Like other women are
impressed when I'm a strong black independent women I got
it other women to be like she's a boss. I
don't think that really impresses men like that, right, sort
of God, because it seems like y'all love saving hose though. Yeah,
But and that's the thing. They all say that they

(01:00:34):
want to whatever way all say they want to. You
can talk for the majority, you know what I mean?
That's what the majority of me and I agree with you.
I have to get on my partners too, like, bro,
you gotta chill, don't be tender. But we're not all
like that, right, And I hate to generalize all of them.
And I think it's good that. I think it's good
how many women here got their own days, got their
own money, take care of stuff on their own. Yeah.

(01:00:56):
But the thing is man men they always say they
want a boss bitch, but they like to feel needed,
so you are too bossy. Then they're like, oh, this
girl doesn't need me, and they end up doing nothing
for you. What I like to do is everything else myself,
but I like to go to my man life for
advice so he feels special. When something happened, i'd be like,
all right, so I just want to hear here you go, yes,

(01:01:16):
what you think about this? This is what happened? Right?
And what do you think? And guys like to feel
needed and they like to feel like I need you
for conversation and like I had to understand that I
should ask my man for things when I need it
because I wouldn't do it. I really try to like
figure everything out myself. But it's okay to be like,
oh my god, this will helped me out so much.
Can you do this? And of course he wants to

(01:01:38):
do it because I barely ask for anything. Guy, sometimes,
even when you don't really need them to do it,
just act like you do so they can feel special.
And guess what, guys want a boss bitch until you're
too busy. Until you're busy making that money, then they
don't want it. Claudia, what's the what's the best gift
you've ever gotten from somebody? Because you said what you've given?

(01:01:59):
But how about what have you gotten from someone I
was dating, or just in somebody you dated, or in general,
if you feel like it's something better. I like really
thoughtful things that really aren't super expensive, because I like
it seems like the guys I didn't deal with or
like with sunning, they gave me the most, like some
African put like twenty on my account, never never even
kiss him on the cheek, right, what happened after that? No?

(01:02:23):
I mean no, I didn't do it, but you didn't
like funk with him? He was. But the thoughtful, the
things that mean the most of me are like the
little things that you think of corn. Who is he?
What's his I? What's his? IgA? Can't slide? And themm
I can't pronounce that Nigeria motherfucker's I don't know, I
don't remember. But but like thoughtful stuff like you know

(01:02:46):
my guy now is like he's a military Air Force
veteran vets from a Texas guy, cowboy and he does
like super thoughtful things to me, you know what I mean,
Like I live in a high rise, will get me binoculous,
so I can see I Bane was looking at me
like this thoughtful ship that like that if I sucked
anybody like drive bys and stuff like yeah, have you

(01:03:09):
ever did jive bye stuck their social media? I didn't. Yeah,
I did it drive by before and I was embarrassed.
I yeah, there was a car in front of his house.
I did a car facts and all that I did
a long time. It was like two years ago, well
year ago that a month ago. I didn't believe him. Wait,

(01:03:32):
he said, you drove by his house. I didn't believe
It's like what he was about to go do. It
was not my current relationship, it was not the Cali.
And so I drove out the house and there was
a car. Everybody, Oh, y'all got a friend that knows
how to do the research trip right for my friend?
She like did the car like the search she found
like who the card was registered? Look, yeah, I was embarrassing.

(01:03:53):
You knew who the car was registered. Why are we
all me right now? I think I'm sure? Asked answer,
what's your friends to day? I need her information. Friend
popped up to your house. You dropped by my house.
You're gonna see that car out there? Your car, No,
my car in the garage. You're gonna see a cute

(01:04:15):
little beetle bull. You're gonna see a woman car. Like
different cars. I don't care about hurting your feelings because
I told you what it was from the jump. Are
you talking to anybody? Anybody? I get texts all the time.
Who saw it? Don't matter? But did you just said?
I get tested all the time. I get texts, Oh,

(01:04:36):
I'm not on the door, I'll introduce you. Do you
want to be in a relationship? I already said, no, male, No,
why the road over here? But you gotta understand it's
a lot of twenty year olds. I heard this. A
lot of females act like they want to be in
a relationship, and they don't. You ever got your windows
a bust set? I've never got my windows bust. I
don't do what people like that tire slash. His car

(01:04:59):
is in the derived the garage. The garage lifts up.
You got to do that, but pull it up. I've
got my own garage egged. Okay, See that's bad. That's
the start. Did you think it was funny or were
you mad? Hilarious? Lift the garage door because so what

(01:05:20):
about threesomes? You preferred three SOMs or one on one? Hey,
don't eat pussy? Used to have threes you only got
one dick? Since you want since you want to say
that I've had multiple threesomes. You did what I'm saying.
I ain't ain't no pussy in there. Y'all can eat
each other pussy, you understand me. I ain't working with
all that ship. Listen. I don't give a damn. I

(01:05:43):
don't give a damn. I don't give a damn. Yeah,
got they are? They shame at you, and that's what
stopping each other. That's what I said. You said I
want with you? If I funk? Was you WRONGA eat
your little pussy? I'm eating all that time? Obviously not

(01:06:07):
wan doing it? So we a grown mass man with
never you're young your girl one of these days? What about?
What about if a girl just sat on your face?
But she's somebody trying to do me like that? My
partners can can't bass for that. I had the bitch pressle,

(01:06:28):
bitch on me, get on me. Are you are you
afraid of it, like I'm not. You've never done it before,
I've done it. I've done it. Did you have a
bad experience like was her PHS level? I've never had
a bad experience either. You had you had a bad
pH level? Pussy? You know I'll get those puss If

(01:06:49):
you use the wrong soap, eat too much sugar, you
could be sucked up. And doesn't mean she's a dirty bitch.
Maybe she had too much sugar that week. Trust me,
it's that some hotel soap. I've never been traumas hotels
sop up grade. I was. I was doing it grade.
She hurt my heart. I mean women, so you just

(01:07:11):
sensitive once that we feel bad? Great, I said, what
are some reasons that it's okay to not answer your phone?
Let's say you're dating somebody, they're trying to call you
and you're not answering. What are some good reasons? Who
used to mine tonight? What is some acceptable what are

(01:07:31):
some in hectile reasons if you're trying to call your
man and he's not answering the phone, jail Dade locked up.
I never believe that. Only I only get mad. I
only get mad for a second. So he could tell
me whatever. He could be like, oh, I was all
sleeping and I'm like okay, how do you think it's
excuse for me if I'm like okay, whatever. Where we

(01:07:54):
go wrong with his dudes is usually when we first
started dialing with women, we answered the phone all day,
We text all day. What you gotta do is you
gotta throw them off from the jump, because they're gonna
be like you switched if you change something like I'm
good at being a horrible guy. You feel what I'm
saying at LISTA. Let you know this is what's going on.
So once you start changing your patterns, that's what they

(01:08:15):
feel like. You're picking the phone up. You usually picked
the phone up me. I'm gonna picked the phone up early.
He's starting off with the bullshit, playing ahead for the bullshit.
If this an emergency, you're gonna text me and then
I'm gonna call you back. I gotta float over here.
Ah cool, I'm gonna come get you. I'm gonna come
fix that for you. An emergency, you gotta texting an emergency,

(01:08:38):
text me, oh my god, a matter of fact, leave
a voicemail. That's a that's an emergency. I think nobody,
voicemail and let me hear the voice, let me hear
the urgency. I can't remember the last time I checked
my voice. Now I don't have one. I haven't had
a voicemail for a year. I think I've been just Claudia,

(01:09:00):
Have you ever cheated? A long time ago? She looking
like everyone. But it was payback, Okay, it was man
cheating is the best. Cheating. When I was younger, I
was too weak to just leave it. I should just
left it, And that was like a weak ass, pussy
ass way of getting out of relationship. I would never
do it now, But I feel like when I was younger,

(01:09:22):
like like if so I found out something to me,
it was like a payback, I gotta make it be even.
But I don't have a desire anymore. That was some
child and ship that I did when I was younger.
I don't do that anymore because I can't now at
this age, like the thought of like spreading myself then
I can't do it. But I was younger, it was
just different. I was childish. I'll admit that ship. I
wasn't said they pushed you. It was their fault, the victim.

(01:09:46):
You feel me, You gade me slad that you got
over that, Claudia, that that man didn't hurt you anymore
for you to have to keep on cheated exactly. It
was just one time. I was gonna come right back,
all right, What about you, Larry? How you ever? Uh cheated?
Everybody said, do I look like a cheater? Yes? Why damn? No?

(01:10:10):
You know what, like I will say that like the
last relationship I had was probably the only relationship where
I didn't cheat, and um, he cheated on me, but
he so white. It was what relationships where I didn't cheat?
Or what I said, that was the last relationship you
had when you did cheat? How many have you had?

(01:10:31):
How many relationships I feel she's a cheater? Was a
relationship I wasn't cheating one of us. Our last relationship
was pretty long, so I wasn't cheating that. So no,
So that one relationship cleans up all other cheating. Yes,
it died, last one anything over especially it was over

(01:10:54):
four years, So it cleans up my cheating ways. So
all I gotta do is go be faithful the one
woman for have a long I deal with her, and
y'all gonna it cleaned my whole slakeful for a week
isn't long enough? Week? Like a year to three lifetime,

(01:11:14):
that's time, he said, come on a lifetime. What have
you ever? Have you ever felt bad about hurting your
girl's feelings? Did you apologize? I haven't? You want to
do it? Now? Do I want to? Now? Yeah? Apologize
to her. Now you got on a suit, you're checking
people out and like you missed a nice guy. Tell himbout,

(01:11:35):
don't do it. Come Ronnie, apologize right now. Let it.
Let her know why you feel bad. She got her
phone out. I don't. I don't got a no, no, no,
it ain't. It ain't gonna be that person. Burn that's not,
that's not. That's not to be bad, y'all. So Mrs

(01:11:56):
Hell plan out our home. Grand What made you feel bad? Though?
I mean, I just feel like we wasted a lot
of time. Like one thing with me is I understand Tom,
and you can't get that time back. You feel what
I'm saying. I was with somebody for five years. You
did what I'm saying. I ain't even gonna cap I'm
gonna I'm gonna keep it all the way gangster, and
I'll feel it a litt drink and feel what I'm saying.
But I want to congratulate her because she just got

(01:12:17):
recently engaged, like you got out girl. You don't make
me feel on type of way because I always knew
what type of female she was, Like she deserved that.
Like I understand like even if we were still together
right now, we would probably be what eight years nine
years going on, and I probably still wouldn't be engaged too.

(01:12:37):
I was that that Pusson was getting much on for
show for show. You think you can take that from her? Man,
if you wanted to, I don't want to. But if
you wanted to, I don't want to. You can't. I'll
never doubt myself on that level. Don't don't do that,
see y'all, y'all man see it. I want her to

(01:12:58):
be happy though she looks like men think they can
always get the girl back that they sucked up with.
I don't think so. But I don't even think that.
Like when I feel like acting right, I can come
get you and you're gonna just come back to me personally.
I loved you so much. I feel like she deserved
better than me. You feel what I'm saying. I asked
about the best thing you said all night. Clapping up

(01:13:19):
for that, y'all. I think he's gonna do three more
points for that one. You get three more points for
that one. He just redeemed himself overdemped being honest all night,
y'all being mad at me. I do feel like guys
think that because we can always have any of our
exes back. I feel like that's why they can listen. No,
you can't. You can have your exes penis back. Okay, same,

(01:13:42):
you don't want child back. If we all, we might
want to hit that again. We don't want the whole
female back. I mean we wanted I went back to
my d that's the difference, and went back. She just
said she like she didn't even sucked some of it again.
She sucked before crazy, she said, before plaster. You gotta

(01:14:02):
understand how many niggas. You gotta understand how many niggas
is on the phone right now? And whatever little trap pass,
I ain't showing your motherfucking Instagram, h you see the
niggas is. I believe in it. I believe I've had guys.
I've had guys that I've slept with and guys that
I have not slept with saying that, you know, brag

(01:14:22):
about sleeping with me. You know, I've had guys lie
about it, and I've had guys who are selling the truth,
and I feel like it's all up to me what
I want to add met too, So God Nigga said,
whatever the funk you want, and like it's all It's
all my chart too. It's what embarrassed man I want. Okay,
do you guys? Do you guys care about a woman's past?

(01:14:44):
You do? You know who said that? Oh shiny suit
man over here, we call the security on you, but
about you a little around? You care about a woman's past? No,
I really don't. You shouldn't. They ain't got nothing to
do with you at Because I'm chilling. My past is
way more fun. And not only that, we learned from

(01:15:05):
our life experiences, right, So she might have learned some
things from dealing with certain situations in her past that
has made her a better woman, and hence she is
a better woman for you. Now. Has she not had
that past and we're through those things, then she wouldn't
be the woman that she is that you fell in
love with or wanted to even be with the beginning
with her to talk about the coffee got her pH D.

(01:15:26):
That's more than just women though, Man, we learned from
women as well. See see what I'm saying. Why are
you so sensitive about the crowd talk? He's a cancer.
He can't help up be sensitive and say his DNA

(01:15:46):
feed Kaulautia just said you can't be a home after thirty,
Well I got two more years and offer to leave
it up. This is my thing. Like listen, I always
ask guys, what is a high number of love was
for a girl that's thirty five? There are we say
some dumbass number five. And then I asked the guy
how many girls girls have you been? They say some

(01:16:08):
ridiculous I'm like, oh, four hundred a thousand, Where the
bitch is? Y'all fucking okay? That's one second of all. Like,
if you spend enough time on this planet and you're
not married, you're gonna wrack up some numbers. If it
didn't work out, everybody that's single is still you're still dating.
It's still in the game. You know. If you make
a guy wait like three months to sex, who does
that and it doesn't work out, then you get with

(01:16:29):
another one. Say you do three in a year, that's
not that's not whole like activity. But if you're around
for like, you know, twenty years in the game, that's
sixty guys. If you told a guy sixty, they're gonna
act like you're a whole but really didn't get there
with howish behavior? Huh you say three months? Yeah? I said, no,
one really waits. What what town frame it's cool for
you to not feel like I'm being a hole? What

(01:16:52):
what time frame is cool for you to feel like? All, y'all,
what time frame you he didn't split the motherfucking up
on the rival? That's what I'm saying. I feel like
all the bands on the mood. You know, I'm a whole.
I'm a ball hit whole at that. Some guys you
make way two years to funk you. Some guys you

(01:17:12):
make way two hours. Like it just depends on Some
of the longest relationships are from a one night stand.
That's right, because you've felt it, and you guys are
both honest and mature about it, and you both was like,
you know, why am I playing the game with you? Like, oh,
let me make you wait this amount of days you
felt and he went with it. And you're with someone
that's actually as mature as you can't deal with that,

(01:17:34):
you know what I mean. So it's just it depends
on the person. But if you over here like juggling
magics at the same time, then that's how it's behavior.
I do say fucking on the first day, I don't
think determinant whether or not that ship is gonna work out,
because I still have a guy that I fucked like
the first day that I I'm not gonna lie and
this mother, this is like ten years, twenty years. I
felt like, later, this is mother fucking DM me like,

(01:17:56):
can I talk to you for a second? Are you
dating anybody? I'm like, could leave me alone? Good? And
he wanted Yeah, I was with a guy. I was
with a guy that I met at the club and
we were together, had a wild three days after the
club and we just met there and I still I
still talk to him. He's still my friend. We has
been like ten years day and we just made just

(01:18:19):
mad and we ended up staying in the whole stuff
for three days, going crazy on each other. Sounds like
a good time. We had a good song and honestly,
when I left him, I went to my best friend's
house and I was like, good girl, I think that
I have to have aids. He must have give me aids. WHOA, yes,
we won't go row and everything. I was like, I'm

(01:18:39):
never gonna see this guy again. He has given me
her p's. I gotta go check myself. But it ended
up being a long term thing. I know him forever
and he didn't give me anything. Thank you. Have you
ever been with a girl who you wouldn't she wouldn't
let you see here without makeup on? Yes? Does that
bother you? Yes? What did you do? I'm at the

(01:19:00):
end of the day. I mean, I'm just here to
I'm just here to um because I gotta be here,
Like Marshall, listen, I'm here for the for the action, paction,
and I'm gone. You think you're good in bed, I'm amazing.
How do you know call your home girls? No? Now
you want the colors? This show you sat? But she

(01:19:23):
said it's good what she dealt with this bullshit? All right,
talk about the nai and pussy and all that. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. How do you know all that
because we talk about that. Yes we do. She was like,

(01:19:45):
don't let him get up on that day he stuck
about he don't eat pussy find you have me talking
about bitch as you fun before. Shut your mouth. Oh, Claudia,
what makes that guy good in bed? Um? Well, I'm
my forties now, so if he can maintain an erection,
Oh my god, I mean yeah, don't fall asleep midstroke. Um, passionate,

(01:20:14):
eat puzzy um. Um. This is depres it is listen,
I am your future. Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now.
It is not growthy. On the other side of forty,
the ship is different. It's mad different. You meet guys
are taking blood pressure medication, they got gouts, they got
all these issues they need. Colin Ascarpy date younger guys. Um,

(01:20:38):
I used to always ate younger guys. My guy now
is to be as younger. But he's super in shape
and he like looks mad young. He takes care of himself.
But before I got with him, I dated two guys
that were older, and I always date a younger before that,
and it was like, damn, Like dating older is like
kind of depressing, Like there's a lot of medical issues
that come with it. They can't like you can't make
your food too salty because then the dick doesn't work.

(01:20:59):
It's a lot issues. But a guy that's I heard
that good and bad is just a guy that's into you.
What's a guy that's into you? It's not like doing
this action or that. Actually, it's a guy that's into
you and like pays attention to how your body reacts
to things that he touches in his very That's what
good and bed is because your body gonna tell you
what you need to know. Would you wipe the guys

(01:21:20):
if like he got into an accident and like how
we're dating and you had to like wipe his ass
and ship like that hoppen like nurse? Yeah, but would
you do it? Like what say something happened, they got
an accident, you had to take care of them, would you?
She's like, it's my boyfriend still out here? No? No, well,

(01:21:42):
I don't know. I mean I gotta wipe his ass
and then say there can I go out after? It's
like I gotta be with him after that. I don't know.
He's I don't know if I'm not good of a person.
I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I'm honest. I don't
know if I'm that good of a person to do
all that like, but I don't. But I also feel
like I wouldn't like just leave them, but like you
would help him hire homemade, I'll pay for it, right,

(01:22:04):
That's what I said. I was, you know, kick Mama.
Clodia said, she playing the bill. Okay, she busts that
she could buy a nurse that ship I find. Ronnie said,
she talked about all these medical issues. Have you ever
had your dick not work? No, no, no, no, I
haven't came to that stage in life. That's why I'm
really trying to get all my rocks off because I
know it's coming. My pops me, Me and my pops

(01:22:26):
really close and you know, he chipped me, let's come in.
It's coming, so you better do it while you got it.
And with like the stuff that we're eating now, it's
happening to man younger and younger, like all these Popeye's
chicken sandwiches. Ship Like I don't eat that ship. I
ain't had one. It will fuck your dick up. Like
it's all designs. It's all bullshit, Like the steroids is soy,
there's hormones. So why do all man mess with young girls?

(01:22:48):
Because I thought that was because they always had directions
this ship. I didn't know that it made it difficult
once they got older there to have directions. I feel
like they feel like they're kind kind of getting their
youth back a little bit biagra mess of the game
for gold diggers like before, like they can just get
it your Yeah, you have to funk. You're just like, oh,
Virgil or whatever, you know, touch the leg now, viagraph

(01:23:13):
make them they got Virgil. Now they got to really
like earn for it. Alright, well listen, and I was
getting late right now, but I want to thank all
of y'all for coming out, and I hope you had
a good time. Thank you little Ronnie for hanging with
us for so long. Yes, everybody had a good time,

(01:23:33):
said Michael Sean, who is getting married on September Timber nineteen.
We had a little Claudia Jordan. We appreciate you. That's Claudia,
and we appreciate you. We had a great time with
you guys tonight. So thank you, We love you, thank you,
thank you.

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