November 30, 2022 • 13 mins
Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a married woman with five children and I had a very interesting Halloween night. We were invited to a costume party at a friend’s house so I dressed up in a red devil costume. My husband dressed up as Zoro. We took four shots before we left home and I was so frazzled, I forgot my glasses. I knew my husband was freaky before we got married and he has asked me for threesomes a lot lately..................
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. That way we could be
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now, right here,
(00:23):
right now. You spoke al up and old on site
is to Strawberry Little Thank you, Billy D What a
coming back, all right? Subject, I didn't know who he was, Okay,
just Stephen Shirley. I am a married woman with five children,
and I had a very interesting Halloween night. We were
(00:44):
invited to a costume party at a friend's house, so
I dressed up in a red devil costume. My husband
dressed up at Zora. We took four shots before we
left home, and I was so frazzled I forgot my glasses.
I knew my husband was freaking before we got married,
and he has asked me for threesomes a lot lately.
(01:05):
He said he'd let me be with another man while
he watched. I told him I'll pass. He told me
to keep an open mind about the party because the
hosts were wild and free. I could barely see all
of the guests, but I did see there were a
few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar. By midnight,
I had more drinks and I was in the powder
(01:27):
room trying to get myself together. The door was slightly
cracked and I saw a hand slide in and turned
the light off. It was a funny male voice saying
he was going to rock my world, and the man
was dressed like Zoro, so I thought it was my
husband at first. He made me lie down on the
(01:47):
floor and got really freaky. Yeah, he laid me down
on the floor, and he laid me on the floor
and got really freaky. The whole experience was off the charts,
and I knew it was not my husband, but I
didn't stop him. When it was over, the man passed
out on the floor. I turned on the bathroom light
(02:08):
and my husband was standing there taking it all in.
I frantically started lying and I told my husband I
thought it was him. My husband swears that I knew
who I was having sex with, but I don't know
that man. That was last month and he has not
touched me since then. He told me that he has
(02:29):
been having sex with people he doesn't know too. I
think my husband set me up so he can do
whatever he wants to do. Am I right or wrong?
Who's right or wrong? That's your question. There's no right
in any of this. And you already know that all
of this is wrong. I mean, first of all, you
(02:51):
had to know that something might go down at this party.
Your husband warned you beforehand that it could get a
little crazy. He said that people were wild. He said
that he knew and probably wanted something to go down.
So do I think he set you up? Yes? Didn't
you say he told you that he wanted to watch you? Yes?
(03:11):
So how is it that he just miraculously showed up
immediately after the other Zoro passed out? He was right
there all the time. You said it in your letter.
Now he's mad? Well, yeah, he's mad, and I think
it's because you enjoyed it too much and he was there,
he saw it. Because people might say that they want
to see their mates being intimate, you know, with other
(03:33):
men and women while they watch and all of that,
but until they actually see their husbands or see their
wives doing it with someone else, they really don't know
how they'll feel about that situation. That stuff is just
nothing to play with, as you see now, because your
man hasn't touched you in a month, and he's been
just doing random stuff. Like he said, he's just been
(03:54):
having sex with people he doesn't know. You know, this
stuff is nothing to play with. Your marriage is ruined now,
you know the trust is broken. Your lies about thinking
you know the man was your husband didn't work with
your husband, because now your husband is feeling justified in
his cheating. You just, you know, gave him permission more
(04:16):
or less. That's the way he took it anyway. After
he saw you do what you did. You got played
in all of this. You got played, Steve Well. I
don't know who he was. I didn't know who he was.
This title letter. I don't care about this letter. I
really don't. I don't. I don't know what you want
(04:36):
me and surely to do. You're not asking for advice.
You want to know where you're wrong in all this hit?
What are you talking about? This whole thing is wrong.
You're mad with five kids, You had an interested Halloween night,
went to a costume party. Your husband was zero. You
was a devil. You took some four shots for y'all
(04:57):
left the house, you forgot your glass asses. So now
what you're trying to set us up for is you
didn't have your glasses, so now you can't see good.
That's what you're trying to say. Lady. Anyway, your husband
was freaking before y'all gotten married. He asked me for
a threesome a lot lately. He said, he let you
(05:17):
be with another man while he watched. First of all, y'all,
marriage is shot anyway. Ain't no real husband fitting to
watch another man do his wife. I don't care what
you say. Anybody let you do that does not love you.
That's that's my opinion. That's just you know. Y'all can
thanking another way if you want to out there. But
(05:40):
any man that will allow another man on his wife
while he watching, he'll give a damn about you. We're
just a piece of meeting, a piece of property right there.
So you don't have a marriage. Okay, you told him
you a pass. He told me keep an open mind
at the party because the host they wild and free.
I could barely see all the guests here, and now
(06:01):
I see you lying. I could barely see all the guests.
She trying to use that because she forgot her glasses.
That's a lot. It was a costume party. They had
on costumes anyway, But I did see what There were
a few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar.
By midnight, I had some mo drinks. You know, already
took folk shots. I was in the powder room trying
(06:23):
to get yourself together. The door was slightly cracked. I
saw us hand slide in and turn off the light.
It was a funny male voice saying he was going
to rock my world. And the man was dressed like
Zorod hair. Well, that wasn't your husband. Yeah, all right, listen.
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
(06:44):
twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
Strawberry letter is I didn't know who he was. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening, all right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is,
I didn't know who he was. This ignorant mass. This
woman got five kids married to this freaky man. They
(07:06):
go to a costume party at a friend's house. Her
husband dressed like Zoro. She dressed like a red devil. Costume.
They had some folk shots for they left the house.
She was so frazzled she forgot her glass. That's to
make us think she can't see good. And then he yo,
her man was real freaky. She knew that before. She
(07:27):
had been asking for threesomes a lot lately. He said
he let her be with another man while he watched it.
I told him my pass. If a man will let
another man on his wife while he watching, he don't
care nothing about that woman, period at all. He don't
care nothing about that woman. Period. You're a piece of
(07:47):
property or slab of meat, that's all. He don't give
a damn about you. So you told him you passed.
He told you to keep open mind. At the party,
because the host was wild and free, I could barely
see all the guests. That's because she ain't got any glasses.
She would drunk. But I did see that were a
few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar. By midnight,
I had some more drinks. I was in the powder
(08:09):
room trying to get myself together. Then door was cracked.
I saw a hand slide in the turnout, the like
Now for a woman that ain't got no glasses, I
can't see good. Come on, come on, you show ain't
missing nothing. You saw a hand slide in the crack
of the door and turn the light off. And we
(08:30):
don't go in the bathroom without closing the door. Who
do that? It was a funny male voice saying he
was gonna rock my world. And the man was dressed
like Zoro, So I thought it was my husband at first.
You just a damn lie. You just a damn lie.
You ain't married to no man, got no five kids
(08:52):
with him, and don't know his damn voice, teach Field
mannerisms all that lady missed me saying he was gonna
dressed like zero, So I thought it was my husband
at first. He laid me on the floor when he
grabbed you. You knew that wasn't your husband. You know
your man's hands. And it got really freaking. The whole
(09:17):
experience was off the chart, and I knew it was
not my husband. Hell yeah, because your husband don't do
off the chart stuff. But the other zoo this was
you was with zero plus plus Amazon, the plus you
was at Hulu plus. You had zero plus. I knew
(09:42):
it wasn't my husband. He was just in there. Jack clowning.
He was who girl, but I did not stop him.
When it was over, the man passed out on the
floor he could went to sleep and in baths. I
turned on the bathroom light and my husband was standing
there taking it all in. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, now,
(10:05):
how big was this powder room? How your husband in
the room and you don't know it? Now? You didn't
stood over, got your way over with your blind ass,
then stood up in the dog with your blind ass,
found the lights with and cut it on. And now
your husband standing there. You didn't see the shadow in
(10:27):
the doorway. I frantically started lying, and I told my
husband I thought it was him. My husband swears I
knew who I was having sex with another man, but
I didn't know that man. Lady. He right. That was
the last month that he has not touched me since
he told me he'd been having sex with people he
don't know. He he don't know too. I know my
(10:49):
husband set me up so he can do whatever he
wants to do. Your husband been doing what he wanted
to do. Yeah, he didn't divorce you. He didn't tell
you he was disgusted with you. He just told you.
Now I'm sleeping with women. He don't care about you.
I'm sleeping with women. I don't know too. Wow, you
(11:09):
want me to bring something to the house and you
join in? Or what piece of meat slab a woman?
Am I right or wrong? Are you right about what
I think? My husband setting me up? You know good
in hair? Well, that wasn't your husband. Can't nobody set
you up like that. You're a woman. A woman, don't
get set up like that. He just gave his wife away.
(11:32):
I'm not easily aroused, y'all. Ain't y'all. Ain't y'all. Don't
do stuff like that without thinking about it. Y'all know, Zoro,
I'm gonna do something freaking that. You laid you on
the floor. You went there like your husband, followed instruction.
You kept open mind because the owner's other party kind
of while, so you just kept open mind. Zoro came
in with the funny voice. Probably came in sound like
(11:55):
Kia cruing it in junior. Yeah, I've been laying down
and floating you you the head some kind of ignorant care.
(12:23):
Doesnt sound like that. But he was in working the
man day was a big Kate. Kate was in there
working big real name kill but he called in Kate
be Kate, shout for Zeke. Alright, like that? All right,
(12:47):
post your color that you like the Dunkey Shrek Day
Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook,
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please now coming up in forty six minutes after the hour.
(13:08):
Right after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning
Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. That way we could be
reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
gonna read this one right here, right now, right here,
(00:23):
right now. You spoke al up and old on site
is to Strawberry Little Thank you, Billy D What a
coming back, all right? Subject, I didn't know who he was, Okay,
just Stephen Shirley. I am a married woman with five children,
and I had a very interesting Halloween night. We were
(00:44):
invited to a costume party at a friend's house, so
I dressed up in a red devil costume. My husband
dressed up at Zora. We took four shots before we
left home, and I was so frazzled I forgot my glasses.
I knew my husband was freaking before we got married,
and he has asked me for threesomes a lot lately.
(01:05):
He said he'd let me be with another man while
he watched. I told him I'll pass. He told me
to keep an open mind about the party because the
hosts were wild and free. I could barely see all
of the guests, but I did see there were a
few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar. By midnight,
I had more drinks and I was in the powder
(01:27):
room trying to get myself together. The door was slightly
cracked and I saw a hand slide in and turned
the light off. It was a funny male voice saying
he was going to rock my world, and the man
was dressed like Zoro, so I thought it was my
husband at first. He made me lie down on the
(01:47):
floor and got really freaky. Yeah, he laid me down
on the floor, and he laid me on the floor
and got really freaky. The whole experience was off the charts,
and I knew it was not my husband, but I
didn't stop him. When it was over, the man passed
out on the floor. I turned on the bathroom light
(02:08):
and my husband was standing there taking it all in.
I frantically started lying and I told my husband I
thought it was him. My husband swears that I knew
who I was having sex with, but I don't know
that man. That was last month and he has not
touched me since then. He told me that he has
(02:29):
been having sex with people he doesn't know too. I
think my husband set me up so he can do
whatever he wants to do. Am I right or wrong?
Who's right or wrong? That's your question. There's no right
in any of this. And you already know that all
of this is wrong. I mean, first of all, you
(02:51):
had to know that something might go down at this party.
Your husband warned you beforehand that it could get a
little crazy. He said that people were wild. He said
that he knew and probably wanted something to go down.
So do I think he set you up? Yes? Didn't
you say he told you that he wanted to watch you? Yes?
(03:11):
So how is it that he just miraculously showed up
immediately after the other Zoro passed out? He was right
there all the time. You said it in your letter.
Now he's mad? Well, yeah, he's mad, and I think
it's because you enjoyed it too much and he was there,
he saw it. Because people might say that they want
to see their mates being intimate, you know, with other
(03:33):
men and women while they watch and all of that,
but until they actually see their husbands or see their
wives doing it with someone else, they really don't know
how they'll feel about that situation. That stuff is just
nothing to play with, as you see now, because your
man hasn't touched you in a month, and he's been
just doing random stuff. Like he said, he's just been
(03:54):
having sex with people he doesn't know. You know, this
stuff is nothing to play with. Your marriage is ruined now,
you know the trust is broken. Your lies about thinking
you know the man was your husband didn't work with
your husband, because now your husband is feeling justified in
his cheating. You just, you know, gave him permission more
(04:16):
or less. That's the way he took it anyway. After
he saw you do what you did. You got played
in all of this. You got played, Steve Well. I
don't know who he was. I didn't know who he was.
This title letter. I don't care about this letter. I
really don't. I don't. I don't know what you want
(04:36):
me and surely to do. You're not asking for advice.
You want to know where you're wrong in all this hit?
What are you talking about? This whole thing is wrong.
You're mad with five kids, You had an interested Halloween night,
went to a costume party. Your husband was zero. You
was a devil. You took some four shots for y'all
(04:57):
left the house, you forgot your glass asses. So now
what you're trying to set us up for is you
didn't have your glasses, so now you can't see good.
That's what you're trying to say. Lady. Anyway, your husband
was freaking before y'all gotten married. He asked me for
a threesome a lot lately. He said, he let you
(05:17):
be with another man while he watched. First of all, y'all,
marriage is shot anyway. Ain't no real husband fitting to
watch another man do his wife. I don't care what
you say. Anybody let you do that does not love you.
That's that's my opinion. That's just you know. Y'all can
thanking another way if you want to out there. But
(05:40):
any man that will allow another man on his wife
while he watching, he'll give a damn about you. We're
just a piece of meeting, a piece of property right there.
So you don't have a marriage. Okay, you told him
you a pass. He told me keep an open mind
at the party because the host they wild and free.
I could barely see all the guests here, and now
(06:01):
I see you lying. I could barely see all the guests.
She trying to use that because she forgot her glasses.
That's a lot. It was a costume party. They had
on costumes anyway, But I did see what There were
a few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar.
By midnight, I had some mo drinks. You know, already
took folk shots. I was in the powder room trying
(06:23):
to get yourself together. The door was slightly cracked. I
saw us hand slide in and turn off the light.
It was a funny male voice saying he was going
to rock my world. And the man was dressed like
Zorod hair. Well, that wasn't your husband. Yeah, all right, listen.
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
(06:44):
twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
Strawberry letter is I didn't know who he was. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening, all right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is,
I didn't know who he was. This ignorant mass. This
woman got five kids married to this freaky man. They
(07:06):
go to a costume party at a friend's house. Her
husband dressed like Zoro. She dressed like a red devil. Costume.
They had some folk shots for they left the house.
She was so frazzled she forgot her glass. That's to
make us think she can't see good. And then he yo,
her man was real freaky. She knew that before. She
(07:27):
had been asking for threesomes a lot lately. He said
he let her be with another man while he watched it.
I told him my pass. If a man will let
another man on his wife while he watching, he don't
care nothing about that woman, period at all. He don't
care nothing about that woman. Period. You're a piece of
(07:47):
property or slab of meat, that's all. He don't give
a damn about you. So you told him you passed.
He told you to keep open mind. At the party,
because the host was wild and free, I could barely
see all the guests. That's because she ain't got any glasses.
She would drunk. But I did see that were a
few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar. By midnight,
I had some more drinks. I was in the powder
(08:09):
room trying to get myself together. Then door was cracked.
I saw a hand slide in the turnout, the like
Now for a woman that ain't got no glasses, I
can't see good. Come on, come on, you show ain't
missing nothing. You saw a hand slide in the crack
of the door and turn the light off. And we
(08:30):
don't go in the bathroom without closing the door. Who
do that? It was a funny male voice saying he
was gonna rock my world. And the man was dressed
like Zoro, So I thought it was my husband at first.
You just a damn lie. You just a damn lie.
You ain't married to no man, got no five kids
(08:52):
with him, and don't know his damn voice, teach Field
mannerisms all that lady missed me saying he was gonna
dressed like zero, So I thought it was my husband
at first. He laid me on the floor when he
grabbed you. You knew that wasn't your husband. You know
your man's hands. And it got really freaking. The whole
(09:17):
experience was off the chart, and I knew it was
not my husband. Hell yeah, because your husband don't do
off the chart stuff. But the other zoo this was
you was with zero plus plus Amazon, the plus you
was at Hulu plus. You had zero plus. I knew
(09:42):
it wasn't my husband. He was just in there. Jack clowning.
He was who girl, but I did not stop him.
When it was over, the man passed out on the
floor he could went to sleep and in baths. I
turned on the bathroom light and my husband was standing
there taking it all in. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, now,
(10:05):
how big was this powder room? How your husband in
the room and you don't know it? Now? You didn't
stood over, got your way over with your blind ass,
then stood up in the dog with your blind ass,
found the lights with and cut it on. And now
your husband standing there. You didn't see the shadow in
(10:27):
the doorway. I frantically started lying, and I told my
husband I thought it was him. My husband swears I
knew who I was having sex with another man, but
I didn't know that man. Lady. He right. That was
the last month that he has not touched me since
he told me he'd been having sex with people he
don't know. He he don't know too. I know my
(10:49):
husband set me up so he can do whatever he
wants to do. Your husband been doing what he wanted
to do. Yeah, he didn't divorce you. He didn't tell
you he was disgusted with you. He just told you.
Now I'm sleeping with women. He don't care about you.
I'm sleeping with women. I don't know too. Wow, you
(11:09):
want me to bring something to the house and you
join in? Or what piece of meat slab a woman?
Am I right or wrong? Are you right about what
I think? My husband setting me up? You know good
in hair? Well, that wasn't your husband. Can't nobody set
you up like that. You're a woman. A woman, don't
get set up like that. He just gave his wife away.
(11:32):
I'm not easily aroused, y'all. Ain't y'all. Ain't y'all. Don't
do stuff like that without thinking about it. Y'all know, Zoro,
I'm gonna do something freaking that. You laid you on
the floor. You went there like your husband, followed instruction.
You kept open mind because the owner's other party kind
of while, so you just kept open mind. Zoro came
in with the funny voice. Probably came in sound like
(11:55):
Kia cruing it in junior. Yeah, I've been laying down
and floating you you the head some kind of ignorant care.
(12:23):
Doesnt sound like that. But he was in working the
man day was a big Kate. Kate was in there
working big real name kill but he called in Kate
be Kate, shout for Zeke. Alright, like that? All right,
(12:47):
post your color that you like the Dunkey Shrek Day
Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook,
and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast. Asked on demand
please now coming up in forty six minutes after the hour.
(13:08):
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