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It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, on work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
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and you never know, it could be yours. It could
(00:23):
be yours. Buckled up and hold on tight. We got
it for you here it is. Thank you, nephew. Subject.
You need to know what you're getting into. Dear Stephen Shirley,
my brother has been married for almost a year and
it's been a rough year for him and our family.
He met her online and she ended up being an
old friend of one of our cousins, and before they
(00:44):
got married, our cousin told him not to marry this girl.
To make matters worse, she shoved me and put me
out of my brother's house. Before the wedding, she told
my brother that she was getting liposuction on her tummy
and it would take three days to recover. She went
out of town and came back eight days later with
a bigger booty and she had a breast lift. She
(01:07):
came back, like I said, a new body, a whole
new body, and he didn't speak to her during the recovery.
I don't know what made him stick with her and
go through with the wedding. After that, he said that
she told him she didn't need his consent to do
anything to her body, but now she needs his help
with all the medical bills that keep piling up because
(01:29):
she's been having a lot of complications from her booty implants.
She does not have any feelings in her left cheek,
and I think it's karma. My brother keeps complaining to
me and our parents, and our solution is to tell
her to kick rocks, but he won't. A lot of
things aren't what they seem with her. She's always been
the type to jump from man to man for money.
(01:50):
According to our cousin, with everything that's going on in
the world now, there should be a database of men
and women so we will know what we're getting into.
It's like the Carfax system for people. My sister in
law clearly has self esteem issues and needs to love
herself before she can love my brother. I'm not trying
to be in her business, in their business but it's
(02:13):
a lot for my brother to deal with, and on
top of that, he hasn't had sex in five months.
What should he do well? I think he should stop
telling you guys all of his business. Okay, that's first.
That's what I would tell him first. This is his wife,
this is his marriage, love it or hate it. Your
cousin told him not to marry this woman before they
(02:35):
got married. He didn't listen. I don't think he listened
at the time because this is who he wanted, and
he did what he wanted to do like most grown
people do. Now that he's in it, he needs to
man up and either try to make it work with
the new booty or get a divorce. If he's staying
in it, it should be between him and wife what happens.
(02:56):
She probably does have a lot of medical bills for
all the work she's had done, but your brother is
certainly under no obligation to pay them. That body makeover,
like she said, didn't need his consent, but now she
needs his money to help pay for it. This is
a mess. The fact that he hasn't had sex in
five months after only being married a year, that's bad.
(03:18):
I think that's bad. But you shouldn't even know that.
Why do you know that, sister, and the family. Why
because he's telling you guys everything, and of course you
care because he's your brother. But there's nothing you can do,
sister about any of this. So my advice to you
is to stay out of it and let them work
it out. Steve met the girl online. Here we go,
(03:45):
another horror story, fucking going role online. Now, there are
a lot of success stories too. I read a survey
that says sixty five percent of all marriages now come
from online day to the service, So that awesome success rate.
Problem we're having right now is too many cooks in
(04:09):
the kitchen. I tell people all the time, best way
to get married and stay married. This form of two
headed sucker. Took me a while to figure it out
and learn it. But ah, me and Margie make all
the decisions now, and the kids have no vote. We
don't have a democracy. We have a dictatorship and it
(04:29):
works out just fine. It's a monarchy. I'm the king,
she's the queen. That's what we had. This guy right here,
like Shelly says, tells every damn thing that's going on.
He met a girl online. Turns out that the girl
is an old friend of one of y'all's cousins, and
(04:50):
before they got married, your cousin told him, don't marry
this girl. Then she goes right into this the next
statement to make matters worse, she's shoved me and put
me out my brother's house. No, let's stop for just
a brea. What did you do to make her shove
(05:10):
you and put you out your brother's house? Which is
her house? Now? See, and that's where you're wrong. Ain't
your brother's house you getting married? Is her house? She
shoved you? Why because you was in that time about
this my brother's house. You ain't got no see, you
you part of this problem here. So you got shoved
(05:33):
and put out. And guess what you left? You get
put out? And you know how I know she left
because she said as she put me out, which means
she had to write to and your brother couldn't say nothing.
So now we got a woman's writing this letter that
don't like this girl. So the whole letter is based
around that. Before the wedding, she told you brother, she
(05:55):
was getting light on suction on a tummy and it's
gonna take three days. She went out of town to
back eight days later with a bigger booty and she
had a breastlet. She came back with a new body,
and he didn't speak to her doing her recovery. I
don't know what made him stick with her and go
through with the wed and after that, you don't know.
(06:16):
You don't know why he stuck with her and went
through the wed and after that, bigger breast and a
bigger booty was waiting. Okay, you don't see how he
went through with it. I don't see how he could
have not hold of thought. Hold of thought. We'll have
(06:40):
part two of Stubberry Letter. Response from Steve coming up
in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter,
subject you need to sell what you're getting into. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening to
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject you need to know
(07:01):
what you're getting into? Yeah, you do. This lady's writing
this letter because his brother met this woman online and
married her. Now cousin knew her before, old friends for
warned got not to marry her. Then right after that,
the woman that's writing a letter deals us that. And
the other thing is she has shoved her and put
(07:21):
her out of her brother's house. Now you went over
there doing suddenly running, your mouth got up in the
girl's face. She married. It hain't your brother's house no
more as her house. And you got shoved. And then
you said she put you out. And the reason she
put you out because she had to write too. And
guess what you left? So then what you do? You left,
and you went to the house and start typing and
(07:41):
wrote us immediately after we immediately because you're trying to
get some damn support. Then here come the facts you saved.
She told your brother that she was gonna get a
tummy tuck and she would be at life on suction.
She'd be out of town three days. She was gone
eight day, and she came back with a bigger duty
and a breast live. She came back with a whole
(08:03):
new body. He ain't speaking of doing the recovery. I
don't know what made him stick with her or go
through with the wed and after that what you don't know,
because when she came back he saw her and went
Lord alber Bottom, Mega wanna bite alber Bottom? Megam wanna bite. Yeah,
(08:32):
that boy said I guessed to marry. Now it's more everything.
Well now, then she says, he says she told him
and then uh, like like you said, you don't know
what made him go through with the web. He says,
she told him she didn't need his consent to do
(08:53):
anything with her body. But now she needs this help
with all the medical bills piling up because she didn't
have a lot of complications from her booty implant. All right,
now we have it with the booty implants. You know
why you have it because that ain't your booty. See,
(09:16):
these women are getting all these booty and players. Y'all
need to start running some tests. See when you go
to get a kidney transfer and stuff like that, they
run tests to make sure that the kidney of the
organ is compatible with you do that all the time.
Y'all need to find out does your body rejects hillicone?
(09:39):
Does your body accept pix a flat? Can you jam
boltox in your booty? Does your body respond to style
of foam? Do you need to start looking into down
and stuff like that. Maybe you need down like duck feathers,
like like a comforter. Yeah, you got do something now
(10:01):
you're the run out here and got some booty in
plants that don't fit your body. Now you got medical
Kate Michell told y'all they hadn't been that they got
documentaries on it right now to keep telling y'all, y'all
keep going to get these asses so y'all can get
on Instagram and walk and look back over your shoulder.
Cartie B said something too about it recently, didn't she? Yeah,
(10:25):
And now you say she don't have any feelings in
her left cheek, and I think it's calmer. I can't
stand with people try to make everything calmer. You know,
they to judge and judy. My brother keeps complaining to
me and our parents, and our solution is tell her
to kick rock. I'm thinking divorced, but he won't. A
(10:46):
lot of a lot of things aren't what they've seen
with her. She's always been the type of jump from
man to man for money, accord to our cousin. According
to your cuss, you don't like the woman there since
she pushed your ass. That's what this whole damn letterbot.
She pushed you and put your ass out the house,
and you went right to the house and star tapers
(11:08):
type of Steve hard Morning Show. And then we got
in mail, yeah, immediately, and now you want to tell
it all. Then she says, Oh, that should be a
database of men and women so we would know what
we're getting into. It's like the Carfax system for people. Well,
it ain't one, it ain't one, and it ain't gonna
(11:29):
be one. Dating sites put flags on certain profiles, men
who are romanizers and stuff like that. They got that
my sister in law clearly had self esteem issues and
needs to love herself before she could love my brother.
Now here's the part that I'm trying not to be
in their business, but it's a lot for my brother
(11:54):
to deal with, and on top of that, he ain't
had six in five months. Now, I want you to
listen to this whole state. I'm gonna make a statement.
I'm trying not to be in their business, but it's
a lot for my brother to deal with, and on
top of that, he ain't had sex in five months.
You know what I got to say. None of this
(12:15):
is truth. Nothing you said in that statement, it is true.
You ain't trying to stay out their business. You wrote
a whole letter with nothing but their business. Ain't none
of what you do in this damn letter. All this
letter is about day damn business. So stop lying. And
then he ain't had sex in five months. That's another lie.
(12:37):
That is a lie right here, that's a lie. Now,
your brother ain't telling you everything. Your brother have him
sex somewhere five months for what you bought all this
booty and breast back up in here, and we ain't
doing nothing with it, sitting here paying all these medical bills.
I'll tell you what you're Untoday's Strubberry Letter at Steve
(12:59):
Harvey FM and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
Coming up next it is Junior with Sports Talk. We'll
hear from him right after this. You're listening to this
Dame Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, on work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
All you have to do is click submit Strawberry Letter.
We could be reading your letter live on the air,
just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now,
and you never know, it could be yours. It could
(00:23):
be yours. Buckled up and hold on tight. We got
it for you here it is. Thank you, nephew. Subject.
You need to know what you're getting into. Dear Stephen Shirley,
my brother has been married for almost a year and
it's been a rough year for him and our family.
He met her online and she ended up being an
old friend of one of our cousins, and before they
(00:44):
got married, our cousin told him not to marry this girl.
To make matters worse, she shoved me and put me
out of my brother's house. Before the wedding, she told
my brother that she was getting liposuction on her tummy
and it would take three days to recover. She went
out of town and came back eight days later with
a bigger booty and she had a breast lift. She
(01:07):
came back, like I said, a new body, a whole
new body, and he didn't speak to her during the recovery.
I don't know what made him stick with her and
go through with the wedding. After that, he said that
she told him she didn't need his consent to do
anything to her body, but now she needs his help
with all the medical bills that keep piling up because
(01:29):
she's been having a lot of complications from her booty implants.
She does not have any feelings in her left cheek,
and I think it's karma. My brother keeps complaining to
me and our parents, and our solution is to tell
her to kick rocks, but he won't. A lot of
things aren't what they seem with her. She's always been
the type to jump from man to man for money.
(01:50):
According to our cousin, with everything that's going on in
the world now, there should be a database of men
and women so we will know what we're getting into.
It's like the Carfax system for people. My sister in
law clearly has self esteem issues and needs to love
herself before she can love my brother. I'm not trying
to be in her business, in their business but it's
(02:13):
a lot for my brother to deal with, and on
top of that, he hasn't had sex in five months.
What should he do well? I think he should stop
telling you guys all of his business. Okay, that's first.
That's what I would tell him first. This is his wife,
this is his marriage, love it or hate it. Your
cousin told him not to marry this woman before they
(02:35):
got married. He didn't listen. I don't think he listened
at the time because this is who he wanted, and
he did what he wanted to do like most grown
people do. Now that he's in it, he needs to
man up and either try to make it work with
the new booty or get a divorce. If he's staying
in it, it should be between him and wife what happens.
(02:56):
She probably does have a lot of medical bills for
all the work she's had done, but your brother is
certainly under no obligation to pay them. That body makeover,
like she said, didn't need his consent, but now she
needs his money to help pay for it. This is
a mess. The fact that he hasn't had sex in
five months after only being married a year, that's bad.
(03:18):
I think that's bad. But you shouldn't even know that.
Why do you know that, sister, and the family. Why
because he's telling you guys everything, and of course you
care because he's your brother. But there's nothing you can do,
sister about any of this. So my advice to you
is to stay out of it and let them work
it out. Steve met the girl online. Here we go,
(03:45):
another horror story, fucking going role online. Now, there are
a lot of success stories too. I read a survey
that says sixty five percent of all marriages now come
from online day to the service, So that awesome success rate.
Problem we're having right now is too many cooks in
(04:09):
the kitchen. I tell people all the time, best way
to get married and stay married. This form of two
headed sucker. Took me a while to figure it out
and learn it. But ah, me and Margie make all
the decisions now, and the kids have no vote. We
don't have a democracy. We have a dictatorship and it
(04:29):
works out just fine. It's a monarchy. I'm the king,
she's the queen. That's what we had. This guy right here,
like Shelly says, tells every damn thing that's going on.
He met a girl online. Turns out that the girl
is an old friend of one of y'all's cousins, and
(04:50):
before they got married, your cousin told him, don't marry
this girl. Then she goes right into this the next
statement to make matters worse, she's shoved me and put
me out my brother's house. No, let's stop for just
a brea. What did you do to make her shove
(05:10):
you and put you out your brother's house? Which is
her house? Now? See, and that's where you're wrong. Ain't
your brother's house you getting married? Is her house? She
shoved you? Why because you was in that time about
this my brother's house. You ain't got no see, you
you part of this problem here. So you got shoved
(05:33):
and put out. And guess what you left? You get
put out? And you know how I know she left
because she said as she put me out, which means
she had to write to and your brother couldn't say nothing.
So now we got a woman's writing this letter that
don't like this girl. So the whole letter is based
around that. Before the wedding, she told you brother, she
(05:55):
was getting light on suction on a tummy and it's
gonna take three days. She went out of town to
back eight days later with a bigger booty and she
had a breastlet. She came back with a new body,
and he didn't speak to her doing her recovery. I
don't know what made him stick with her and go
through with the wed and after that, you don't know.
(06:16):
You don't know why he stuck with her and went
through the wed and after that, bigger breast and a
bigger booty was waiting. Okay, you don't see how he
went through with it. I don't see how he could
have not hold of thought. Hold of thought. We'll have
(06:40):
part two of Stubberry Letter. Response from Steve coming up
in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter,
subject you need to sell what you're getting into. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening to
Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's
recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject you need to know
(07:01):
what you're getting into? Yeah, you do. This lady's writing
this letter because his brother met this woman online and
married her. Now cousin knew her before, old friends for
warned got not to marry her. Then right after that,
the woman that's writing a letter deals us that. And
the other thing is she has shoved her and put
(07:21):
her out of her brother's house. Now you went over
there doing suddenly running, your mouth got up in the
girl's face. She married. It hain't your brother's house no
more as her house. And you got shoved. And then
you said she put you out. And the reason she
put you out because she had to write too. And
guess what you left? So then what you do? You left,
and you went to the house and start typing and
(07:41):
wrote us immediately after we immediately because you're trying to
get some damn support. Then here come the facts you saved.
She told your brother that she was gonna get a
tummy tuck and she would be at life on suction.
She'd be out of town three days. She was gone
eight day, and she came back with a bigger duty
and a breast live. She came back with a whole
(08:03):
new body. He ain't speaking of doing the recovery. I
don't know what made him stick with her or go
through with the wed and after that what you don't know,
because when she came back he saw her and went
Lord alber Bottom, Mega wanna bite alber Bottom? Megam wanna bite. Yeah,
(08:32):
that boy said I guessed to marry. Now it's more everything.
Well now, then she says, he says she told him
and then uh, like like you said, you don't know
what made him go through with the web. He says,
she told him she didn't need his consent to do
(08:53):
anything with her body. But now she needs this help
with all the medical bills piling up because she didn't
have a lot of complications from her booty implant. All right,
now we have it with the booty implants. You know
why you have it because that ain't your booty. See,
(09:16):
these women are getting all these booty and players. Y'all
need to start running some tests. See when you go
to get a kidney transfer and stuff like that, they
run tests to make sure that the kidney of the
organ is compatible with you do that all the time.
Y'all need to find out does your body rejects hillicone?
(09:39):
Does your body accept pix a flat? Can you jam
boltox in your booty? Does your body respond to style
of foam? Do you need to start looking into down
and stuff like that. Maybe you need down like duck feathers,
like like a comforter. Yeah, you got do something now
(10:01):
you're the run out here and got some booty in
plants that don't fit your body. Now you got medical
Kate Michell told y'all they hadn't been that they got
documentaries on it right now to keep telling y'all, y'all
keep going to get these asses so y'all can get
on Instagram and walk and look back over your shoulder.
Cartie B said something too about it recently, didn't she? Yeah,
(10:25):
And now you say she don't have any feelings in
her left cheek, and I think it's calmer. I can't
stand with people try to make everything calmer. You know,
they to judge and judy. My brother keeps complaining to
me and our parents, and our solution is tell her
to kick rock. I'm thinking divorced, but he won't. A
(10:46):
lot of a lot of things aren't what they've seen
with her. She's always been the type of jump from
man to man for money, accord to our cousin. According
to your cuss, you don't like the woman there since
she pushed your ass. That's what this whole damn letterbot.
She pushed you and put your ass out the house,
and you went right to the house and star tapers
(11:08):
type of Steve hard Morning Show. And then we got
in mail, yeah, immediately, and now you want to tell
it all. Then she says, Oh, that should be a
database of men and women so we would know what
we're getting into. It's like the Carfax system for people. Well,
it ain't one, it ain't one, and it ain't gonna
(11:29):
be one. Dating sites put flags on certain profiles, men
who are romanizers and stuff like that. They got that
my sister in law clearly had self esteem issues and
needs to love herself before she could love my brother.
Now here's the part that I'm trying not to be
in their business, but it's a lot for my brother
(11:54):
to deal with, and on top of that, he ain't
had six in five months. Now, I want you to
listen to this whole state. I'm gonna make a statement.
I'm trying not to be in their business, but it's
a lot for my brother to deal with, and on
top of that, he ain't had sex in five months.
You know what I got to say. None of this
(12:15):
is truth. Nothing you said in that statement, it is true.
You ain't trying to stay out their business. You wrote
a whole letter with nothing but their business. Ain't none
of what you do in this damn letter. All this
letter is about day damn business. So stop lying. And
then he ain't had sex in five months. That's another lie.
(12:37):
That is a lie right here, that's a lie. Now,
your brother ain't telling you everything. Your brother have him
sex somewhere five months for what you bought all this
booty and breast back up in here, and we ain't
doing nothing with it, sitting here paying all these medical bills.
I'll tell you what you're Untoday's Strubberry Letter at Steve
(12:59):
Harvey FM and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
Coming up next it is Junior with Sports Talk. We'll
hear from him right after this. You're listening to this
Dame Harvey Morning Show
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