He Padded Everything

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Thank you, nephew. Subject He's patting everything. Dear Stephen Shirley.
I'm a forty two year old woman and I met
a man that lied about his age and other things.
When I met him, he's six four and very nice

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looking with curly hair, but he's very skinny. He had
a large groin area and I couldn't help but see
it since he is such a tall man. We met
in a grocery store and he was staring at me
for a long time, and then he finally spoke and said,
my beauty had him mesmerized. We exchange numbers and a
few days later I met him out for a drink.

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I would have preferred to go to dinner, but that's
not what he offered on our first date. That's when
he started laying it on thick with the lies. He
said he's forty eight years old and he played ball
in college, but he didn't get a chance to go
pro because he heard his foot. He said his home
is getting renovated, so he's staying in one of his

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rental properties. He never told me what he does for
a living, but he says he dabbles in the stock market.
I loved getting to know him, so I continued to
hang out with him. After about two months, I was
ready to be intimate with him. As he got undressed,
I noticed his underwear had a cuplike feature in the front,

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and that was the bulge I always saw. I asked
him about his underwear and he told me that a
lot of men wear those to protect themselves. He also
had on an under shirt, a black T shirt and
a button front shirt and explained that he likes to
pat his chest because he is skinny. We ended up
doing the do and he was small and terrible. Since

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that night, oh, since that night, he's admitted that he's
sixty four. He works as a custodial manager. He never
played basketball, and he's never been to college. It's clear
that he does not have a house either. Since he
has come clean about the lies, should I give him
a chance to prove himself or break it off? Well,

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I think he's already proven himself. He doesn't tell the truth,
and not just little lies. He tells his big, elaborate lies.
He didn't tell you the truth about anything, So how
can you trust him now? He told you he was
forty eight, he's sixty four. Men may lie about a
lot of things, but they usually they usually don't lie
about their age. Everything he told you was a lie.

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And the thing about it is is that he didn't
have to do that. When people lie, it serves only them,
only them, because they don't give you a chance to
make an informed decision, and it leaves you no options.
It's selfish on their part because they're just trying to
get what they want. You said he's terrible, in bad
and small. Wow, you said that, But even with all

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of that and all of the lies going against him,
you continue to go out with him, and you want
to give him another chance. That's what you're asking us.
You like him, and you're torn right now, I'm glad
he came clean and finally told you the truth, if
that really is the truth. But I say, when the
red flags show up, you have to pay attention. Pay
attention to what he does, okay, what he does right now,

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not what he says, because that will determine how you
should move forward. Every lie he told you in the
beginning was a red flag. Hopefully he's changed for the
good now, hopefully, Steve im possible, m possible. Ladies, you
all have got to start listening to what a man

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is saying to you because what he is saying to
you and doing to you must sink up emediately. Let
me say this to y'all, what a man is saying
to you and doing to you, it has to link

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up emediately. If it doesn't link up immediately, you are
in for what you always end up being for a surprise.
Steep Sheryon, I'm aforty to your woman. I met a
man that lied about his age and other things. When
I met him, he's six foot four and very nice looking. Okay,

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ain't no problem curly hair, but he was skinny, that
butt skinny. He had a large growing area and I
couldn't help it. Since he's such a tall man, so
what you're trying. It was just right there at hum
he's six fold you five two? He was right there.

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He was right there. Okay, can help it. I'm down here,
I'm in the grocery store. I'm our level with the
handle on the grocery car. All I saw was Lord
ha Mercy's six fold, and he had on some product
platform shoes. So now he bought probably six six six.
Oh yeah. Oh and Tommy, by the way, probably got

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a new shoe out with a heavy platform and solo. Yeah,
get you a few pairs, get it all. I just
thought of that. You hit him in all the colors,
and you look lassen them too. Bus you got bigg
ass feet, so it'll work out. We met at the
grocery store. He was standing me for a long time,

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said beauty, my beauty. Man around y'all exchanged numb a
few ladies. Letter here we go. We met him out
for a drink. I would have preferred to go to dinner,
but that's not what he offered our first date. It's
when he started landing it on thick with the lies. Remember,
I said, listen to what a man says, and it
has to sink up with what he does. He said
he's funny eight years old, played ball in college but

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didn't get a chance to go pro. Now, he also
told you he dabbles in the stock market. He has
rental properties. I'm just saying this. I'm getting ahead of
the letter. He gonna tell you he dabbles in the
stock may got rental properties. But then all y'all getting
with drinks. All right, y'all, don't see that. We'll get

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big package. So she thought he's six folson. She couldn't
help but noticing he tall, he's skinny, he got curly hair.

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He said, your beauty mesmerizing. Y'all exchange numbers. A few
days later, he asked you out. I met him out
for a drink. You wanted to go to dinner. But
that's not what he offered our first date. It's when
he started laying it on. Think with the last he said,
he's forty eight years old. He played ball in college,
but he didn't get a chance to go pro because

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he hurt his foot. He said his home is getting renovated,
so he's staying in one of his rental properties. Okay,
one of but y'all just having drinks. Though he never
told me what he does for a living, but he

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said he dabbles in the stock mark. I love getting
to know him, so I continue to hang out with him.
After about two months, I was ready to be intimate
with him. As he got undressed, I noticed his underwear
had a cup like feature in the front, and that
was the bulge. That was the bulge I always saw.

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What is that? I asked about his underwear? He told
me a lot of men whereos to protect themselves? Not
the only thing me and where to protect themselves? It's
when they playing sports, all boxing, and it's called the cup.
You can see it on all football players uniform, every

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last one of them wearing cup. Don't nobody where that
in their dress? Plants nobody? And if he that tallness kidney,
what is he protecting it from? What is he doing?
But right there it was a clue because you found

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out later on what he really did. So now he
now you find out why he needed the cup? A
lot of men don't wear that. That. A lot of
men is just blessed. Now, I mean it's a lot
of men. This blessed. That's what she's talking about. She
has do all me and do that. No. So when

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y'all was getting naked, he had on an under shirt,
a black T shirt and a button up shirt. He said,
that's a lot. He said. What he said. He likes
to pad his chest because he's skinny. That a lot
of shirts we ended up doing to do. And he

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was small and terrible. Since that night, he's admitted, now
here we go, he's six folk. See, you know where
he got that. He's sixty four. He admitted he's sixty four.
You know where he got that from because you said
he was six folk to see, so he just kept

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that information. That's true. But he told you he was
forty eight years old. He works as a custodio manager.
Thus explains the cup. See when you you might fall
on the bucket head, you're gonna need that cup. You

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slipped down them steps and hit that real and you
need that cup. One of them little kids up at
the elementary school get tired. I'm tired you, mister Harold
barn and blast you put you dead in your zipper.
You need that cup. Because he ain't the janitor. He custodian.
See he didn't tell you where he worked at because

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he worked down at the school. He said, he's a
one Shurley coustodio manager. He the only one. Ain't but
one janitor after school, he the only want, so he
managed himself. He never played basketball and never been to
car so now he ain't athletic, but he wear athletic
come and he ain't got no education, no chance for

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further advancement. It's clear he does not have a house either. Yeah,
that's clear. When y'all just had them drinks and he
was staying at one of his rental properties because you
can't go over there. Since he's come clean about the
line shop, I give him a chance to prove himself
a break. He's already proven himself. Ladies, stop collecting red flags.

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Stop this is a red flag six foot fold currently
hair forty eight, played ball, hurt his foot, he got
rental properties, dabbling the stock market. Truth of the matter
is he's sixty four. Now, how you let this man
tell you with forty eight and he's sixty four? When

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they started pulling him all ass clothes off. Look at
his outfits. Look at his outfit. You aren't paying no
attention most sixty four year old dudes unless they fly now.
A lot of fly brothers out there, see them all
the time. Cats that I'd move when I see him
dressed up. He ain't it. He can't play ball. He

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broke it a little fragile ass foot. He ain't got
no education, no chance for advancement. He adjanted down at
the school and ain't nothing wrong that. But you're just
collected flag and d just started lie. He not fitting
to stop lying. This is a red flash. He didn't
lie about everything. You don't think it's some more lies coming.

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He wanted to do a special um in lieu of
Junior and Sports. She wanted to do a special third
edition third thing about this woman that met his hanything
who says it's pad and everything he talls skinny. She's
attracted to the cup that he has in the front
of his package. She said she was attracted by the bulge.

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She didn't know it was a sculpt a sculpture that
she's He said he couldn't go procause it hurt his foot,
and she don't know what he do for a living.
He said he dabbled in the stock market. And he
not at his regular house right now because he's staying
in one of his rental problems. She said he had
a large groin area and I couldn't help but see
it since here she couldn't help this man. Well, he's

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six folks, She fired too. Right there, she's got with
the grocery card in her hand, just looking over the
handleball on the grocery car. What else is right there? Well,
they go home, they trade numbers, and finally she started
liking that getting naked. He got on four shots because

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he liked to pad his chest, because he's because he's skinny.
He got four shirts on. Then he pulled his pants down.
She knows that draws had a cup in the front,
he said, a lot of me and where that to
protect theirselves. You don't wear a cup unless you play sports, football, boxing,
stuff like that. You have on the cup, and you
don't wear out to dinner. Hell no, but he got

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but he wear it because of his job is coming
find out here janitor. So he brought the manager. Yeah,
and but the only reason he'd manage it because he'd
custodian and he don't want to work that, so he
managed himself. So now he said, yeah, honest, man, I
know how to do this here, and it ain't nothing
to this dude. And now he got to wear that
cup because he didn't slipped on that mop handle bucket before.

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And and damn he's sending his children to heaven earlier.
So now that's why he wear a cup. I gotta
ask you something, though, Steve. Do men lie about their age?
I've just never not, don't. I'm too famous for that.
I don't know. I really don't know a lot of
men to lie about it. No, No, that's a real

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I really don't. I'm pretty sure they do. But why
would you do that to say, you forty eight? What's
the different? Biggest? Sixteen years different? Yeah, he wanted her
to think in sixteen more years, I put it together.
We have a good life. What your life? You had,
your good life, it's always more to it. But you
have to be a different person. You gotta stop all
this laugh. That's part three of today's Scrubberry Letter, sadding

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everything coming up at the top of the hour, Steve
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