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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEHARBFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on, ty you.
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Thank you, nephew, subject, his sister or his secret lover there,
Stephen Shirley. I've been in a long distance relationship for
almost a year, and when we're apart, we keep the
magic going with video chats and surprise gifts. He's big
on family and he's got one sister and lots of
aunts and uncles. I have met all of his family,
(00:49):
but I just got a chance to meet his sister.
She was always working when I would come to town or
she was traveling. All my man talks about is his sister,
and I love their relationship until I met her and
I got some family history. This woman would literally sleep
in the bed with my boyfriend and walk around in
(01:09):
her underwear around him. I don't do that with my brothers,
but some families are closer than others. A few times,
when we'd be on a video call, she would walk
by in nothing but a bra and panties, and I
did not say a word. Fast forward to Easter weekend
when I went to stay with him and I finally
met her. She was cool but seemed possessive of him,
(01:32):
so I had hoped that she would go home. She
stayed the first night, and she told me that she
would let me stay in the king's bedroom with him.
He said he wouldn't have it any other way and
told her to go sleep in the guest room, but
they stayed up all night chit chatting. The following day,
I mentioned it to one of his aunts, and she
said that I had to watch that girl because she's
(01:53):
always had a crush on my man. I found out
that she was adopted when she was thirty teen, and
they're not really related. She said that my boyfriend should
have told me that. I told her how close they are,
and his aunt ran her big mouth to the family.
They had no idea they'd been carrying on the way
(02:14):
they'd been carrying on My boyfriend said it was none
of my business, but shouldn't he have told me they're
not really related? Well, of course he should have told
you that. I mean, come on, now, there's no question
about it. He should have told you, Yes, this is
my sister. She lives with us, she has been with us,
(02:35):
but we are not related. And the fact that he
didn't that is a huge, huge red flag. Okay, this
woman is sleeping with the same bed, sleeping in the
same bed with your man, wearing only her underwear around him,
and his aunt told you they're not related. It's obviously
they're very close and have had and are still having sex.
(02:59):
I mean, why else would you be so comfortable around
him and just her undies. You said you didn't do
that with your brothers, And I don't know too many
people who walk around just in their bra and panties,
you know, in front of their brothers and stuff. So
I mean, come on, she's letting you know what's up
with them, and she's marking her territory with them. She
said she would quote let you sleep in the King's
(03:22):
bed with him, didn't she. So yeah, she's very possessive
of him, and you know she would let you as
if you need a permission to sleep with him. This
man is not for you. I'm just gonna tell you
right now, he's not for you. He already told you
it's none of your business. Okay, how can he tell
you that? And you guys are supposed to be boyfriend girlfriend.
(03:45):
You've been going at this for a whole year, and
now long distance relationships are hard enough, then you add
this into the mix. No, uh, clearly, this this is
a mess right here. You need to dump him and
move on. He's not going to let his fake sister
slash girlfriend go, So you know, long distance relationship, Just
cut it off and move on.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Just do that, Steve, Wow, this is you with him?
I got two sisters they walk around mercy. Hell no, please.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Please don't, please please Mona Polly can't come on now?
Please don't send me to therey.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, just don't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I just don't even understand.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Now you're in a long distance relationship now, and you've
been at this for about a year, and now when
you're a long just relationship, there's gonna be some things
that you just cannot know, just can't.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's impossible to know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Some things simply because you don't spend enough time together.
You don't go over there at night. He don't come
over your house at night. You ain't looked under the bed,
you ain't looked up at the top of that closet,
and you ain't been in the medicine.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Captain.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Those are the three things that a woman has to
if you've been dating a man for a while and
you think about it's gonna get serious, You've got to
get over his house, look under that bed, look in
the closet in the back or in the top, and
you got to get in that bathroom and open up
that medicine.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Captain.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm just telling you what you got to do. Then
you feel how you want to feel about me, Think
what you want to think. I'm just telling you what
you got to do. You feel me Okay. Now, now
you're in this long and time relationship, you'd have met
all his aunts and uncles. He's big on family. You know,
(05:46):
all the man talks about is his sister. You ain't
and you you finally got a chance to meet him.
But she was always working when you came to town,
or she was traveling, and all he talked about is
how he loved that relationship. Up until I met her,
and I got some family history. They he was sleeping
the same bed as your boyfriend to walk around in
(06:07):
her underwear around him.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't do that with my brother. Don't nobody do
that with they brother?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Don't nobody do that with they brothers? Y'all ain't hell billy? Now,
if you he'll billy, you know, I'm understanding this letter.
But most he'll billies don't have email, so I'm assuming
you're not a heel billy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Hang on, so we come back. We'll straighten us out.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And any heel billy that's listening and you starting to
take offense, then just be offended.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter, subject
his sister or his secret lover. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
his sister or his secret lover.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, like I tell you, I've never seen this before.
This is a crazy one. She's in a long this
relationship with a man now, and when you're in a
long this relationship, there's gonna be some things you just
don't know because y'all don't spend time with each other
enough and you ain't been over each other's house.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Just a jewel to help.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Women out if you're in a relationship with a man
that you think is getting serious. Next time you over
there as three things you need to do. You need
to look under that bed. You need to open up
that closet and look in the back of the closet
at the top of the closet, and you have got
to get in that medicine captain in that bathroom. Then
the three places you need to look so you can
find out what's going on in your life. All right, Cool? Now,
(07:42):
she'd have met everybody in this family, aunts and uncles.
He's really big on family, and he got a loving
relationship with his sister, and y'all they talk about his sister,
but you ain't never met her because every time you
go over there, she either.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Out of town or traveling.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Well, you finally met her, and there's something going on
right here. And you know found out that the man
talks about his sister.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You love their relationship till you met him.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
The one would literally sleep in the same bed with
your boyfriend and walk around in her underwear around him.
I don't do that with my brother. Don't nobody do
that with they brothers? Now, I told you before. The
only people do this is he'll billy. Now, if you're
not a hell billy, and I'm assuming you're not because
you emailed them. Most he'll billies don't have email, I
(08:27):
will tell you how he'll billies communicate. He'll billy do
a lot with smoke signals. He'll philly's do a lot.
You know it's some people over here, come help me
all either they use dog balls. You know they got
a hounter. I heard that means you know they're out
looking for something. It's just a lot of ways they
(08:50):
communicate email and one of them here's a dog that's
a hunting dog. That's a different sign. That's when you
know they own the rabbit. See little lesson on hill Billies.
I grew up in Welch, West Virginia, been around them
a good part of my life. I love them because
they taught me a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Would you get back to the letter now here hill.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Billies, if you get hit by a skunk, if you
he'll believe you've been hit by a skunk.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You had to get in that to mate.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The juice his sister or his secret lover. Okay, okay, cool,
Now we thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Sister walking around in her drawers in front of the man.
A few times, y'all would be on a video call.
She walked by in nothing but a broad panny, and
I didn't say a word. Your sister walked by in
a video call is a broad and some damn panties. Really, okay.
I finally met her. She was cool, but she seemed
possessive of him. I'd hoped that she would go home.
(09:43):
She stayed the first night and told me she'd let
you stay in the king's bedroom with him. Wait a minute,
you mean y'all spend the night together in the bed
with the bra and panties on, and she gonna let
you stay in there a night?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And she seemed possessive. But they stayed up all night
chit chatting.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
The following day I mentioned it to one of his aunts,
and she said, I had to watch that girl. See
here go to there's a couple of keys in this letter.
I had to watch that girl because she's always had
a crush on my man.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That girl, what you mean that girl? Ain't that his sister?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well you found out that she was adopted when she
was thirteen and they really not related?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, he said, jackpot.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Not only do I have a somebody that ain't my
sister living with us? Now I got a sister white.
Oh huh, we kicking now. She said that my boyfriend
should have told me that. I told her how close
(10:48):
they are, and his aunt ran her big mouth to
the family. They had no idea that they've been carrying
on this way. No, because they kept it a secret because.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
They know what they doing. Ain't right.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
My boyfriend said, it was none of my business. That's
the second tagline in this letter. First tagline, you need
to watch that girl because she's always had a crush
on my man. That was the odd he is the
second line. My boyfriend said, it was none of my bizzins.
(11:22):
See now that right there. But shouldn't he have told
me that they're really not related? He said, that ain't
none of your biz. See where was the.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That? Where was the the denial? Where was that at?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Where's the he wasn't even a pall?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What rage? You would think? What that was?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No. Uh that he wasn't thrown off, That wasn't no.
How could you? How dare you? That's my system? We
just cool like that. No, ain't none of your beers
listen to me. You at this relationship for a long,
this relationship for a year, You finish signed up.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
For some foolish Now.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The only thing that's okay and the only thing they're
getting away with is that ain't really his blood system.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
She got adopted. They don't cross the line. You don't
think they cross the line. You stupid. You can't walk
around in front of me with your panties, are brother? Now?
We the same age and you're attractive. You just can't
do that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Now, My sisters walked past me, Mona walk past me
and her pandy the ball. Now I'm gonna have to
go into therapy somewhere. And I'm sixty six. My sister
eighty seven. If I see her right now and her
panty and draws, I'm gonna have to go talk.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
To Day's Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
That's mental illness. That's what mental illness.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
At Steve Barb FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out
the Strawberry Letter podcast See each Other Now Coming up
at forty six minutes after the hour, will Happen Junior
and Sports Talk Right after this crazy you're listening to
the Dave Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
please submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEHARBFM dot com and
click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
live on the air, just like we're going to read
this one right here, right now, and you never know,
it could be yours.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on, ty you.
We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Thank you, nephew, subject, his sister or his secret lover there,
Stephen Shirley. I've been in a long distance relationship for
almost a year, and when we're apart, we keep the
magic going with video chats and surprise gifts. He's big
on family and he's got one sister and lots of
aunts and uncles. I have met all of his family,
(00:49):
but I just got a chance to meet his sister.
She was always working when I would come to town or
she was traveling. All my man talks about is his sister,
and I love their relationship until I met her and
I got some family history. This woman would literally sleep
in the bed with my boyfriend and walk around in
(01:09):
her underwear around him. I don't do that with my brothers,
but some families are closer than others. A few times,
when we'd be on a video call, she would walk
by in nothing but a bra and panties, and I
did not say a word. Fast forward to Easter weekend
when I went to stay with him and I finally
met her. She was cool but seemed possessive of him,
(01:32):
so I had hoped that she would go home. She
stayed the first night, and she told me that she
would let me stay in the king's bedroom with him.
He said he wouldn't have it any other way and
told her to go sleep in the guest room, but
they stayed up all night chit chatting. The following day,
I mentioned it to one of his aunts, and she
said that I had to watch that girl because she's
(01:53):
always had a crush on my man. I found out
that she was adopted when she was thirty teen, and
they're not really related. She said that my boyfriend should
have told me that. I told her how close they are,
and his aunt ran her big mouth to the family.
They had no idea they'd been carrying on the way
(02:14):
they'd been carrying on My boyfriend said it was none
of my business, but shouldn't he have told me they're
not really related? Well, of course he should have told
you that. I mean, come on, now, there's no question
about it. He should have told you, Yes, this is
my sister. She lives with us, she has been with us,
(02:35):
but we are not related. And the fact that he
didn't that is a huge, huge red flag. Okay, this
woman is sleeping with the same bed, sleeping in the
same bed with your man, wearing only her underwear around him,
and his aunt told you they're not related. It's obviously
they're very close and have had and are still having sex.
(02:59):
I mean, why else would you be so comfortable around
him and just her undies. You said you didn't do
that with your brothers, And I don't know too many
people who walk around just in their bra and panties,
you know, in front of their brothers and stuff. So
I mean, come on, she's letting you know what's up
with them, and she's marking her territory with them. She
said she would quote let you sleep in the King's
(03:22):
bed with him, didn't she. So yeah, she's very possessive
of him, and you know she would let you as
if you need a permission to sleep with him. This
man is not for you. I'm just gonna tell you
right now, he's not for you. He already told you
it's none of your business. Okay, how can he tell
you that? And you guys are supposed to be boyfriend girlfriend.
(03:45):
You've been going at this for a whole year, and
now long distance relationships are hard enough, then you add
this into the mix. No, uh, clearly, this this is
a mess right here. You need to dump him and
move on. He's not going to let his fake sister
slash girlfriend go, So you know, long distance relationship, Just
cut it off and move on.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Just do that, Steve, Wow, this is you with him?
I got two sisters they walk around mercy. Hell no, please.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Please don't, please please Mona Polly can't come on now?
Please don't send me to therey.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, just don't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I just don't even understand.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Now you're in a long distance relationship now, and you've
been at this for about a year, and now when
you're a long just relationship, there's gonna be some things
that you just cannot know, just can't.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's impossible to know.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Some things simply because you don't spend enough time together.
You don't go over there at night. He don't come
over your house at night. You ain't looked under the bed,
you ain't looked up at the top of that closet,
and you ain't been in the medicine.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Captain.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Those are the three things that a woman has to
if you've been dating a man for a while and
you think about it's gonna get serious, You've got to
get over his house, look under that bed, look in
the closet in the back or in the top, and
you got to get in that bathroom and open up
that medicine.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Captain.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm just telling you what you got to do. Then
you feel how you want to feel about me, Think
what you want to think. I'm just telling you what
you got to do. You feel me Okay. Now, now
you're in this long and time relationship, you'd have met
all his aunts and uncles. He's big on family. You know,
(05:46):
all the man talks about is his sister. You ain't
and you you finally got a chance to meet him.
But she was always working when you came to town,
or she was traveling, and all he talked about is
how he loved that relationship. Up until I met her,
and I got some family history. They he was sleeping
the same bed as your boyfriend to walk around in
(06:07):
her underwear around him.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't do that with my brother. Don't nobody do
that with they brother?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Don't nobody do that with they brothers? Y'all ain't hell billy? Now,
if you he'll billy, you know, I'm understanding this letter.
But most he'll billies don't have email, so I'm assuming
you're not a heel billy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Hang on, so we come back. We'll straighten us out.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
And any heel billy that's listening and you starting to
take offense, then just be offended.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in
twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter, subject
his sister or his secret lover. We'll get back into
it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
his sister or his secret lover.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, like I tell you, I've never seen this before.
This is a crazy one. She's in a long this
relationship with a man now, and when you're in a
long this relationship, there's gonna be some things you just
don't know because y'all don't spend time with each other
enough and you ain't been over each other's house.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Just a jewel to help.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Women out if you're in a relationship with a man
that you think is getting serious. Next time you over
there as three things you need to do. You need
to look under that bed. You need to open up
that closet and look in the back of the closet
at the top of the closet, and you have got
to get in that medicine captain in that bathroom. Then
the three places you need to look so you can
find out what's going on in your life. All right, Cool? Now,
(07:42):
she'd have met everybody in this family, aunts and uncles.
He's really big on family, and he got a loving
relationship with his sister, and y'all they talk about his sister,
but you ain't never met her because every time you
go over there, she either.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Out of town or traveling.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Well, you finally met her, and there's something going on
right here. And you know found out that the man
talks about his sister.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You love their relationship till you met him.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
The one would literally sleep in the same bed with
your boyfriend and walk around in her underwear around him.
I don't do that with my brother. Don't nobody do
that with they brothers? Now, I told you before. The
only people do this is he'll billy. Now, if you're
not a hell billy, and I'm assuming you're not because
you emailed them. Most he'll billies don't have email, I
(08:27):
will tell you how he'll billies communicate. He'll billy do
a lot with smoke signals. He'll philly's do a lot.
You know it's some people over here, come help me
all either they use dog balls. You know they got
a hounter. I heard that means you know they're out
looking for something. It's just a lot of ways they
(08:50):
communicate email and one of them here's a dog that's
a hunting dog. That's a different sign. That's when you
know they own the rabbit. See little lesson on hill Billies.
I grew up in Welch, West Virginia, been around them
a good part of my life. I love them because
they taught me a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Would you get back to the letter now here hill.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Billies, if you get hit by a skunk, if you
he'll believe you've been hit by a skunk.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You had to get in that to mate.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The juice his sister or his secret lover. Okay, okay, cool,
Now we thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Sister walking around in her drawers in front of the man.
A few times, y'all would be on a video call.
She walked by in nothing but a broad panny, and
I didn't say a word. Your sister walked by in
a video call is a broad and some damn panties. Really, okay.
I finally met her. She was cool, but she seemed
possessive of him. I'd hoped that she would go home.
(09:43):
She stayed the first night and told me she'd let
you stay in the king's bedroom with him. Wait a minute,
you mean y'all spend the night together in the bed
with the bra and panties on, and she gonna let
you stay in there a night?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And she seemed possessive. But they stayed up all night
chit chatting.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
The following day I mentioned it to one of his aunts,
and she said, I had to watch that girl. See
here go to there's a couple of keys in this letter.
I had to watch that girl because she's always had
a crush on my man.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
That girl, what you mean that girl? Ain't that his sister?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well you found out that she was adopted when she
was thirteen and they really not related?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, he said, jackpot.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Not only do I have a somebody that ain't my
sister living with us? Now I got a sister white.
Oh huh, we kicking now. She said that my boyfriend
should have told me that. I told her how close
(10:48):
they are, and his aunt ran her big mouth to
the family. They had no idea that they've been carrying
on this way. No, because they kept it a secret because.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
They know what they doing. Ain't right.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
My boyfriend said, it was none of my business. That's
the second tagline in this letter. First tagline, you need
to watch that girl because she's always had a crush
on my man. That was the odd he is the
second line. My boyfriend said, it was none of my bizzins.
(11:22):
See now that right there. But shouldn't he have told
me that they're really not related? He said, that ain't
none of your biz. See where was the.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That? Where was the the denial? Where was that at?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Where's the he wasn't even a pall?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What rage? You would think? What that was?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No. Uh that he wasn't thrown off, That wasn't no.
How could you? How dare you? That's my system? We
just cool like that. No, ain't none of your beers
listen to me. You at this relationship for a long,
this relationship for a year, You finish signed up.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
For some foolish Now.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
The only thing that's okay and the only thing they're
getting away with is that ain't really his blood system.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
She got adopted. They don't cross the line. You don't
think they cross the line. You stupid. You can't walk
around in front of me with your panties, are brother? Now?
We the same age and you're attractive. You just can't
do that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Now, My sisters walked past me, Mona walk past me
and her pandy the ball. Now I'm gonna have to
go into therapy somewhere. And I'm sixty six. My sister
eighty seven. If I see her right now and her
panty and draws, I'm gonna have to go talk.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
To Day's Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
That's mental illness. That's what mental illness.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
At Steve Barb FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out
the Strawberry Letter podcast See each Other Now Coming up
at forty six minutes after the hour, will Happen Junior
and Sports Talk Right after this crazy you're listening to
the Dave Harvey Morning Show
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