November 10, 2025 • 32 mins
In this hilarious edition of Chris & Amy, Amy proves she’s the queen of chaos forgetting her wedding anniversary for the second year in a row and somehow scoring an invite to an 18th birthday party. Chris can’t decide which is worse: her memory or her plans to “get on the dance floor with the kids.”
The pair also dive into the viral Mum’s Group scandal where one Melbourne mum was outed as a sex worker and debate whether parents’ jobs should affect their place in the group chat.
Things get deeper (and weirder) when Amy opens up about a disturbing death dream that shook her week, Chris admits to filming himself parenting (and drunk-parenting), and they both argue about whether filming yourself can actually make you a better parent.
It’s funny, unfiltered, and full of real-life parenting moments every Aussie mum will relate to, from forgetting the date to battling Roblox addiction.
Chapters & Timestamps
00:00 – Skittles vs. Jelly Beans: Chris’s shocking new sugar obsession and Amy’s half-price parenting hack.
02:20 – The Sex Worker Mum Debate: Amy defends a mum who moonlights, while Chris can’t resist the dad jokes.
07:00 – Amy Forgets Her Wedding Anniversary (Again): How both she and Ryan managed to miss the date.. twice.
11:00 – Social Media Ban Showdown: Amy and Chris clash over the government’s upcoming kid-friendly crackdown.
16:30 – Parenting on Camera: Amy catches Ryan “parenting” in the worst way imaginable.
22:00 – Death Dreams & Mum Anxiety: Amy’s nightmare leaves her googling dream meanings and fearing plane crashes.
27:00 – Amy Gets Invited to an 18th: The big question - how much fun is too much for a mum at a teen party?
31:30 – Wrap-Up: From farts to flashbacks, Amy signs off promising not to embarrass herself… too much.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Let's good morning. That remains to be seen. Chris Page
and Amy Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday. Amy, We're back morning.
I've made a big life change and it just happened
a few days ago and I'm not going back.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
How big are we talking here?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's pretty big.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, you've moving house.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, no, no, Well, when you stop drinking alcohol, there's
this major like sugar withdrawal. You need your sugar from
somewhere else. I've made the switch from jelly beans no
to skittles.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh okay, because you love your jelly beans. I don't
know where you were going. If you said licorice, I
would have kicked you out of the studio. But no Skittles, Like,
I'm gonna put it out there. I feel like that's
a bit of an upgrade, big time, right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And you know what, the only reason was the jelly
beans weren't on special at the shops and the skittles
were half priced. I went all right, Skittles, you saw.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well played by the supermarket there. That's a huge win
for you. I feel like skittles are far more elite
than jelly beans. Yeah, and now you've got them for
a cheaper amount than jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, now I'm on the Skittles until they go back
to full price. But that's my diet is whatever's half priced,
that's supermarket. Woolworths could sell fifty percent of dog shit,
and I would stock up on it and take it
over there, yes, because it's half priced.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, and listen, I probably wouldn't do that, but I
do catch myself everything my kids, cereal, the packets of
chips that they eat, anything that is half priced, that
is what they're eating that week. I don't buy their favorites.
I buy what'sever on sale.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I reckon. The supermarkets still play us, though.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They know, oh absolutely how to.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do it, and they have a lot of specials on
there that if you look closely, they're not great special.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, you're literally getting like four cents off all the
sales stickers. They're like, that's what's thrown up.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm kind have jacked everything up, and then they go,
hey have this for half price?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah? Dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So no, they're good people. The supermarkets they're wonderful, probably
advertisers and there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I love, we love that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I love this is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know, when we want to know what's going on
in the lives of mums around Australia, the one place
to check is the Facebook mums group. Yep, because they
go straight there with all the issues. So let's take
a look at what's been going on in that secret
society this week.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, this one is piping hot tea.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, hi mums.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
A woman in my local mums group just got absolutely
dragged after someone found out that she does lady of
the night work on the side, and apparently none of
us knew. Do you know what I'm referring to?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It started out as gossip, but then it turned into
this full blown debate about whether she should still be
part of the group or around the kids. Honestly, I
was quite shocked at how quickly it turned judgmental. She's
a mum like the rest of us, juggling bills almost
she's struggling school lunches and chaos, just trying to get by.
(03:28):
But it really made me stop and think would you
be comfortable being friends with a mum who does this
kind of work or do you think it crosses a
line when the kids are involved issue?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow, well she's got kids.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Obviously, Yes, so in ams group.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's not like some random hookers just joined the is
what I'm saying. She's a mum with kids who happens
to do that as work.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, listen, And at the end of the day, how
people choose to make their money shouldn't have any effect
on the mother's group. Like, at the end of the day,
Mum's group is all about creating a safe space for
moms to go and for the kids to It's not
like she's bringing her clients to the playground. She's probably
(04:15):
not talking about it. And if she does, great, I
want to hear all the fun stories. Tell me all
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It would be funny if she was like there at
school pickup though, and say like dropped her handbag and
or like.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
If she saw one of the dads and she's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's well, that would terrify me. As one of the
other mums in the group, she's like, oh, your husband,
the stuff he's into, you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wouldn't I don't understand and also, this lady has children,
and these children shouldn't miss out on mum's group or
you know, socializing with kids their own age, just based
on the mum's chosen profession.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I'd agree with that. I'd say, look, judge her, look
sideways at her if you want, and think whatever you
want about it. But yeah, she's got kids. They haven't
done anything wrong and they still want to be a
part of the social group and be invited to the
park on Friday afternoon after school.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And also, don't judge her. She's not affecting your life.
She can do where she pleases. Oh you want to
judge it, go right ahead, judger.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, unless she's seeing the husbands. Yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's the she probably never. She can't kiss and tell.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You know, lots of jobs get judged for all types
of things. I took Henry to a doctor. I won't
say the type because it gets really specific, but a
specialist doctor, okay. And you could just tell when you
walked in that she was a lefty right, like what
she was wearing, like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Real based on what she was wearing. Yeah, okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You can look at someone and know if they listen
to the ABC, right doctor Martin's boots and like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
A floor stereotyping here.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah you know what I mean? Right, she you're classic
lefty and she was doing she asked me what I
did for a living, and I said, I worked in
radio and kiss and she goes, oh what and she
you see a light up? Oh what station do you
work for? And you know she was hoping. I went, oh,
the ABC and she go, oh what, I love it.
I went Kiss FM and you just Saura with that,
(06:13):
Kyle Santalans, you work there?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And honestly, I wish I'd been a g that next
time if she would have given me so I reckon,
it's okay, what are we saying to this mum? Leave
her in the mum's group for the kids.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, or just leave her be, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Talk smack about her, but leave her in for the kids.
Hey you've got something a gossip about now? You girls
love that?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah? I don't. I'm a I'm not a gossiper.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
But if you make her the subject of all the gossip,
the rest of you will avoid the gossip. Sure, like
when you join in picking on.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
The kids are basically a woman now.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, Well, I stay at home and do washing all day.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
So you'd be a nightmare and a mom's Now.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Who's being sexist? All right? Leave her in the Facebook alone,
all right? If you want our advice, leave it. Leave
her alone.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
This is Chris Page and Amy Jerrard.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've got a real doozy. I had a bit of
a I don't want to say I dropped the ball.
I want to say we dropped the ball. You know
how when you've been married for a few years, you
kind of relaxed a little bit. You become a little
bit complacent. I actually don't pick your wife to be
complacent in the marriage. I feel like you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
No, I didn't soil myself. It wasn't that bad. But
it's the second year I've done it in a row. Now.
I was at lunch during the week and I got
a message from one of my girlfriends who happens to
have gotten married on the exact same date as me
and my husband Ryan, but she got married ten years earlier.
And I'm sitting at lunch with a bunch of girlfriends
(07:55):
and I get a message going, oh, happy anniversary, babe,
And I said, oh no, no, no, no, no. It
was the sixth, wasn't it. It was the sixth of November,
wasn't it? Girl? Oh yeah? And she was like, I
don't think so. So I scrolled back through my phone
(08:15):
and sure enough Ryan and I there we were exchanging
vows on the fourth of November. So I straight away
picked up my phone and I said, happy anniversary, babe. Wow,
we've become really complacent, and he goes, no, it was
the sixth, and I said, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You both had the wrong date.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We are both so hopeless when it comes to our
anniversary date. Last year, same thing happened. It wasn't until
this same girlfriend messaged me two weeks later and said,
what did you guys end up doing for your anniversary?
I said, oh shit, when was that? It was two
weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So two weeks neither you were Ryan, neither me or Ryan.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And I think that's probably a blessing that we are
very in sync with our floppiness.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It'd be a problem if one half of the couple
was like huge anniversaries being a really big deal.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You imagine if one if like I was that person
who like handmade cards and printed out photos of our
time together and then presented it to Ryan as a surprise,
and he didn't even have a card for me.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But wankers like that tend to marry other wankers.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Wow, I don't know. I could think of a friend
of mine who is very sentimental and her husband is
absolutely not, so we all try and give him the
heads up. Anyway, we're both as crap as each other.
And what I've said is next year it's our ten years,
so we're actually going to renew our vows. So romantic.
I want to renew our vows in our backyard. But
(09:45):
I said to Ryan, let's put a calendar alert in.
But let's do it a month before, so we've got
four weeks to organize something cute in our backyard.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, good idea. Anyway, I'm terrible with dates and birthdays
and stuff, but not the date. You could ask me
any of my friends name my friend and I'll tell
you what date their birthday is. I know, I just
don't know what the date is. Today I couldn't tell you.
So it's the day and you go, od, it's the
end of November. Oh I missed blah blah blah blah
during November.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
See, I love everyone. I love all my friends and
family dearly, and I'm constantly checking in with them, but
I will never remember I called my dad on my
mom's birthday and had a thirty minute chat with him,
and then my dad goes, so anyone else you want
to chat with? And I was like what, and then
it clicked. So I am the world's worst.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You get me, you remember less, So Amy and I have.
Amy was born on March thirteen, yes, and my birthday's
March fourteen. But I hate the order that they falls
in because now I'll get a message from Amy on
March fourteen, going happy birthday, Chris, blah blah, and you
go ah.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And the only reason I remember yours is because it's
the day after mine, and you never remember mine. So
I just love to make you feel like crap.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You get the one day warning for it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's my calendar, alerte.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
We're getting close to D day. Kids on your social
media because Elbow's social media ban is coming in on
December the tenth, yep, a month away. You and I
don't see I do I on this. You're a big
supporter of it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I absolutely am.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I mean, I'm not a fan of social media, but
i'm I'm. I think it's a parent thing older side
what my kids can know what.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I just can't wait for your boys to get old enough,
because at the moment you're still swinging it around and
you're the big boss dog at home, and you think
I'll be the boss of them. Just you wait till
you get like I grow, little teen boys, pre teens
and stuff. I can wait.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I think it's a small price to pay for the
freedom the government sticking their nose into our business.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I think I think it's the government moving ahead in
the right direction.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Asking us all for digital IDAs online.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Here we go, no man on the moon. I think
it's a way of helping parents.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Okay, so the social media platforms we know are going
to be included Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, and x Twitter. Yep,
the ones currently under consideration. WhatsApp that's just messaging people,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's just texting. I don't really understand that either.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Twitch what's a tweetch.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Actual, they don't even know what that is. That's what
I get when I've spent too much time with my children.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yes, discord. That's for gamers, right, discord I think is
big no idea, Yeah, it is Lego Play. Hang on
a second, Lego Play, Lego Play. If you're over sixteen
and you're on Lego Play, you need to have a
good look at yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The Lego fans will come for you.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The Lego people gonna cop when they go, oh, no,
one under sixteen can use your thing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
To be honest, I didn't even know there was a
Lego Play app.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So yeah, because you're over sixteen, Well, that is ridiculous.
I have a life Pinterest.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Pinterest is just pictures of people's kitchens, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Pinterest is literally inspo picks. So like, if I have
an event and I want a pink theme, I said,
I'll type into Pinterest, like show me some decorations, or
show me some outfits or table settings.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
See this is what I'm talking about. The government amy
they want to ban your Pinterest.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, I think they're just throwing all the most used apps.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I guess here's when I know that you will have
an opinion on roadblocks. Your kids are big on roadblocks.
My kids on into this yet. Can you tell me
about Roadblocks.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
My kids don't have iPads any more because of Roadblocks.
I don't know a whole lot about Roadblocks. Like my
middle child, Bobby, he used to love it because he
plays this Grow Garden game where they have to kind
of essentially build their own garden. And he'd be like,
I need my iPad the tulips sprouting, the tulips sprouting
(13:57):
at this time, and I'm like what. But apparently Roadblocks
is almost the number one most addictive game for kids.
It's like similar to Poke Keys for adults. That's what
they kind of There's all.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
The random reward, lights, sounds.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Also, apparently there is a chat feature on Roadblocks, and
that's where you get all your pedophiles lurking and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So that's what I was going to ask. If it's
a game, why they're banning it so they can chat.
Users can chat to each other on Roadblocks?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What about Fortnite? Is that on their list?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Doesn't mention it in this Fortnite, but you can chat
to each other in Fortnite any game on Xbox now,
like Call of Duty, colicky when you're not meant to
be playing it if you're under sixteen. But let's face it,
but yeah you can. You've got a headset and you
can abuse children in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's what you do to let off some steam, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, when they creep up and shoot you in the
back of the head, I'm like you little rat dog.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay. I've never been a gamer. We
weren't allowed to play games growing up at my home,
so the whole gaming world is very new to me.
But I just saw it. Used to sink it, hooks
and teeth into my middle child, and when I used
to remove the iPad from him, it was like he
was coming off a hit of Heroin, Like it was
(15:18):
so bad. I would love for roadlocks to be blocked.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
But are we banning things now because they're addictive or
because they're social media and there's that risk element. It
feels like this ban is starting to get very very broad. No.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I think what they're trying to do is they're trying
to allow kids to have a childhood, because at the
end of the day, you can't fight the technology. It's
only getting more progressive and it's evolving at the speed
of light. And by the time they hit sixteen, guess
what they're going to fall into the whole technology and
they're going to have some all kinds of addictions. But
(15:55):
I think what they're trying to do is salvage, you know,
the innocence of their childhood whilst they're still young. Get
them outside, get them riding their bikes, let them just
be kids.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Couldn't agree with you more, but it's not the government's
job to what type of childhood.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
They I think it's a helping hand and it's a
good thing.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You know what. Yeah, you just reminded me of a
great part of our childhood. Bobby said, his tulips are
going to die and he has to get back on roadblocks. Look,
get them a Tamagotchi Dachi and they can just see
kids exactly. Bring back Nokia fifty one, tens amen, Tamagotchi's
game boys. Yes, and you can grow up as healthy
(16:35):
and well adjusted as people like me.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Where both parents and I know a lot of our
listeners are as well. I've got two kids, six and eight,
you've got three.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Three, six, eight and almost ten.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You horn dog have a.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
TV back in the day, No I did.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, A parenting hack that has been doing the rounds
and apparently makes you behave differently as a parent, become better.
Is to film yourself at home parenting and then what back.
The theory is that you act completely differently as a
parent when you're out in public and people can see
(17:17):
you presumably better.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, everyone's on their best behavior when you're out in public.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Right, Yeah, So you set up the phone filming and
then watch it back. You take that behind closed doors
element away, Yeah, and it makes you a better parent.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I actually find myself being a completely different parent when
my parents are over. Like, whenever my parents are over,
I am very cool, calm and collected, emotionally regulated, you know.
And I'll walk my child away and we'll have a
chat when they've been naughty or whatever. Whereas when they're
(17:53):
not around, I may drop. There may be a swear word,
a curse word that's set out loud.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah, I see. I don't swear in front of my kids.
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay, you're the perfect parent, are you.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
No, I don't smack in public.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
You smack it behind closed doors.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Only at I probably wouldn't smack if I knew I
was being filmed, Right, So changes you as a parent.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I actually have a very funny clip. I was filming
my daughter a couple of months ago, and she was
wearing one of my dresses from my wardrobe. She loves
to go in and try on all my clothes, and
it was a dress that I wore for my book
launch when my book came out. She was trying it on.
She was doing a little thing as girls do, look
at themselves in the mirror, and she was prancing around
(18:37):
and I had my phone out because it was a
really sweet little moment. And Ryan was actually walking down
the corridor and he was also witnessing it, and he said,
is that her mum's dress? And blah blah blah, And
then he didn't know I was filming, And it could
have been a really, you know, sweet parenting moment, could
have been some really cute little words from Ryan, but
we got this instead. Do you are know where I
(18:59):
wore that dress?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
To your wine book? Or wine books?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Better?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's how I feel about you discussing.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You better open that door?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
How was that a real far?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He cocked his leg up and it was like a
crack of thunder.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
No, it came through on the video. That's that's loud.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That is literally Ryan's style of parenting. Ryan is like
Donald Trump. He's also a man baby. And because he
doesn't know how to handle girls he grew up with brothers.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He doesn't want his nine year old daughter, his a
little sweetheart, growing up too quickly.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Also, his response is to cock his leg and rip
the most outrageously offensive fart.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yes, and then he goes, that's what I think of
you brancing around in your.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
In a very beautiful dress that I've.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Worn mum's slutty clothes.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
He was in a slutty clothes. It was a beautiful dress.
And then he I'll fart in front of your boy
friend again. Yeah, maturity level in the gutter.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
But if he knew he was being filmed, would he
have done anything different?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Would he do that out in public? No?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Will you try this? Would you consider setting up a
camera just for five minutes and watching it back?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yes? I would love to, would you?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I look I as a screamer at your house? Is
Georgie a bit more of a yellow?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Screaming is sort of her default volume, and then every
now and then it reduces to just a loud.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Speaking so she speaks in yell, I can relate. I
also speak in yell. I actually speak in yell in
public too. I was at soccer the other day and
I was like, get in the car, gataka, and then
everybody at the soccer field just turned around.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
No, I creen. I'm always calm and called. When I
do yell, though, it's good.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And it's it has a real impact.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Get that impact. Yeah, like when you use the C
word too often, you know it just has no impact.
You gotta save it for special occasion.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yes, can relate to that too.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I'll tell you a serious one that is okay, this
is honest. I was going through all videos on my
phone and one that was really hard to watch was
a video where I had accidentally been recording a video
and I was around the kids on the couch at
night watching TV and I'd been drinking. That was a
really really.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Different, hard video to watch.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Thing to watch a year back and hear my voice.
I mean, I wasn't doing.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Anything around you on the source.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I was being nice. I'm a nice gentle.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes you are, but you just repeat yourself one hundred times.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
It wasn't that, it was just hearing myself slurring their
names and thinks. It was really if you're trying to
quit drinking, that's the thing. I mean, don't just feel
myself parenting. Film yourself on the throng and watch it
back and just go, Yeah, it was pretty fun until then.
We should have should have ended on the fart right.
(22:07):
It's quite deep, you know everyone.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, this is cris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yesterday, I told you that I had a weird dream
where you had died. Yeah, I don't know the cause
of death. We thought maybe alcohol poisons, but it wasn't in.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The dream that was your assumption.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, I was at your funeral and I was hugging
your children and your husband and we were all crying.
So I mean, at least we were all sad if
we were when we were all having a great time. Yeah, i'ming.
So I don't know did I plan to see? Have
(22:49):
I done inception on you or something? Now you've had
a death dream.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I have never had a death dream before. I've had
a I've had a falling dream. I've had a Ryan
cheating on me. I've had a me cheating on Ryan dream.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I've had a Michael B. Jordan dream.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, I've had plenty of them, but you told me
that dream about yours. And then I have gone home
last night. I don't even want to repeat the dream
out loud. But someone who I love very very much
got on a plane after I had said, hey, don't
get on that plane. It looks like it's faulty. It
was Big b my dad, and he got on. He
(23:25):
was like, no, no, no, it's fine. I trust the pilots.
You know, there's more chance of you being hit by
a car, all of the things that he would say, sure,
And then he's got on and it's kind of dipped,
and my heart's gone into my chest, and then it's
taken off and it's kind of just climbing climbing, and
I've kind of started to relax, and then it's just
gone ooo and nose dived and exploded. And when I
(23:49):
tell you, I was so distraught. I woke up and
I felt so upset, and I have been googling death
in dreams because I'm like, surely someone tell me I'm
coming into money or like I know that. They usually
don't mean that thing is going to.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Happen with dream aalysis because everyone's subconscious is different Everyone
has seen different things and observed different things. That day.
As soon as you mentioned the plane exploding into a
fire ball, I bet you saw that video during the
week of the plane in America. Yes, I did, the
cargo plane trying to take off and then.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Duel floating, and that is exactly what it looked like
in my dreams as well.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So that was in your subconscious So I reckon.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's a combination of you telling me that I died
in your dreams, and then I've clocked that news article.
I remember seeing it on our producer's computer about the
plane that crashed and burst into an inferno, and then
I've gone to bed, and then the two have linked
up and I've and then I was obviously trying to
get a hold of my parents yesterday. They were not
(24:55):
on planes. They were playing golf. All three of them
have met in my dreams.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
And oh my god, because I had a dream last
night about your parents.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Stop now you didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
And they were on a golf course and they got
hit in the head with.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Let's talk about happy dreams.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Okay, No, I want to talk about that plane crash
and how when everyone saw it and when, oh my god,
it's look at that fireball. How would you feel if
you were one of the people or one of the families,
because I think four people were or seven people were
still killed in it. But everyone's reaction was, oh, thank god,
it was just a cargo plane.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Oh yeah, I know, because.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, if that you know, a good thing. It wasn't
three hundred people on board, but it would suck if
you were one of the cargo plane people. And you're
always if you do cargo plane stuff, you're the oh
thank god, it was just a cargo plane death.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah. I've actually seen a couple of news stories recently.
This is why do I watched the news Because I
go to bed at night and I close my eyes.
All I want is a good sleep, and the most intrusive,
messed up thoughts come to me and it involves my kids,
or me dying and my kids not having their mom,
or just really horrible things that I've even just like
(26:07):
glanced at from Afar and they come and they haut
me in my bed.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Well, your nightmares change as soon as you have kids,
because prior to having kids, your worst fear, you know,
it's things like someone chasing you with a chainsaw and
all of the as soon as you have a kid,
your worst nightmare is.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Anything happening to them.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yes, and that happens.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I can tell you right now. I never ever had
a horrible dream before having children. Yeah, actually no, that's
a lie. I did have a reoccurring dream about both
my brothers being hung by an anaconda. Google the reason
behind that. Very odd.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Those cargo pilots, you know, we have a lot in
common with that, because if there was the headline kiss
Breakfast Radio duo killed in accident, everyone to click on it,
particularly management here, and then go, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Thank god it was only Christination.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Phew, that's just that weekend breaky show.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Well you're out of luck. We're still here.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, sucked in.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
So I got invited to a very exciting birthday party
coming up in a few weekends time, and I guess
I just want to understand, you know, are there rules
around how much how much I can enjoy myself at
this birthday party? So, because it's not obviously I'm forty
next year, and there's lots of fortieth birthdays on, but
(27:32):
it's not a fortieth or a thirtieth it's an eighteenth right.
I am being invited, not as a person who likes
a party. I'm being invited by the adult. So the mom. Yeah,
so she's kind of like, come round, you know, a
bit of moral support. My daughter's having a big birthday party.
I think they've got like ninety people coming here, right, so.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Exactly you think it's nice.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, that's probably why she wants some morals.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Ryan to stand on the door as well.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well. She's just invited a few girls, and I was
kind of like, of course I'm going to go, obviously
to support her, but also because I love a party.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You love a party, but you party too much, like
you're expected to go and stand with the boring old
ladies well and talk about school things. No kids have
a good time.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
The moms are not boring. But I do think that
there's this expectation that, you know, we'll be sitting inside
having some wines, and the party is going to be
on outside in the backyard. But I'm going to struggle
with this concept because when there's music on, like, I'm
going to want to get out there and get amongst
it and get on the dance floor.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
You know, you're going to make your intentions clear. When
you arrive, you've got to show up a stussy shirt,
stussy with four pack of watermelon noses.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
No, no, the double blacks, the Smirnoff double blacks. That's
what the young kids.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
When you want to get straight down to business.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I mean, I think I would die if I had
four of them right now.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
But anyway, take the okay, four pack of smirrn Off
double blacks. Get there and just grab an eighteen year
old boy straight into the bushes for making out.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I am a happily married woman. Eighteen year old boys
would not find me attractive.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Ha ha, No, eighteen year old boys, yes, find everything.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, eighteen year old boys are pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
They're morony. You go, I'm almost forty. But you're a
hot blonde with big fake boobs and you know, pretty
face in a nice boty like.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You have to through the pretty face in afterwards after
the fact fake tits.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Sometimes I look at your face too.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, occasionally you're going to be the star of the party.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Boys are going to love you.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
No, I don't think so. The all the girls that
are going are very young and pretty, with full faces
of collagen and youth. But I will be out there.
I can't control myself. I will be out there. I
will be creating a dance floor if there isn't one. Yeah,
I actually think kids these days will find me cringe.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I wonder I think kids these.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Days they care so much about what everyone else thinks,
whereas I think when you're my age, you live with
no inhibitions.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I find forced smurn off double blacks does tend to
help you.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It definitely does. You kind of lower your inhibitions after
a few smirn Off blacks.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Kids listen to crap music at parties, though, these days,
when you hear the parties, you're like, oh, what is that?
You've got to take along some of your take along
a boombox and some CDs so they know you're cool.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'm just going to put my Spotify playlist on. I'm
actually going to take charge of this party.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
No, you need some old, hottest one hundred CDs on
a boombox, take your Ever Clear albums.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Come on, this is why you don't get invited to
eighteen year old parties. All right, take this one. Oh
please page what this is?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
What the kids like, isn't No? I'm going back to
this is my memories. Okay, every seventeen eighteen.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I know we were more like Nelly and Destiny's Child
and Eve and things you could dance to one twelve.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, what that's the one twelve? Dance with me? Clap?
Don't you remember it? No, that's the clap.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, sure, anyway, I'm going to the party.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
You'll get the clap.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I've already had the clap. Don't you are.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Andy Stussy shirt. He's face hot with acne Linx Africa
in the air. It's gonna be glorious.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Can't wait. Invite me to your eighteenths Guys, I'm a
good time, not in the bushes, just on the dance floor.
And don't whatever you do, invite Chris because he will
be in the bushes uninvited with his flesh torch.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
You sound like Bonnie Blue Jump Online. I'll come to
any eighteenth party now, there'd be okay anyway, Yeah, if
you want to be at the iHeartRadio jingle Ball, I
do grand to across the USA. The winning starts next
and we will catch you next weekend. We're back Saturday,
eight am. Have a good one, Have.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
A good one. Bay
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Let's good morning. That remains to be seen. Chris Page
and Amy Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday. Amy, We're back morning.
I've made a big life change and it just happened
a few days ago and I'm not going back.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
How big are we talking here?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's pretty big.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Okay, you've moving house.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, no, no, Well, when you stop drinking alcohol, there's
this major like sugar withdrawal. You need your sugar from
somewhere else. I've made the switch from jelly beans no
to skittles.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh okay, because you love your jelly beans. I don't
know where you were going. If you said licorice, I
would have kicked you out of the studio. But no Skittles, Like,
I'm gonna put it out there. I feel like that's
a bit of an upgrade, big time, right.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And you know what, the only reason was the jelly
beans weren't on special at the shops and the skittles
were half priced. I went all right, Skittles, you saw.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well played by the supermarket there. That's a huge win
for you. I feel like skittles are far more elite
than jelly beans. Yeah, and now you've got them for
a cheaper amount than jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, now I'm on the Skittles until they go back
to full price. But that's my diet is whatever's half priced,
that's supermarket. Woolworths could sell fifty percent of dog shit,
and I would stock up on it and take it
over there, yes, because it's half priced.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, and listen, I probably wouldn't do that, but I
do catch myself everything my kids, cereal, the packets of
chips that they eat, anything that is half priced, that
is what they're eating that week. I don't buy their favorites.
I buy what'sever on sale.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I reckon. The supermarkets still play us, though.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They know, oh absolutely how to.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do it, and they have a lot of specials on
there that if you look closely, they're not great special.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, you're literally getting like four cents off all the
sales stickers. They're like, that's what's thrown up.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm kind have jacked everything up, and then they go,
hey have this for half price?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah? Dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So no, they're good people. The supermarkets they're wonderful, probably
advertisers and there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I love, we love that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I love this is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know, when we want to know what's going on
in the lives of mums around Australia, the one place
to check is the Facebook mums group. Yep, because they
go straight there with all the issues. So let's take
a look at what's been going on in that secret
society this week.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, this one is piping hot tea.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, hi mums.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
A woman in my local mums group just got absolutely
dragged after someone found out that she does lady of
the night work on the side, and apparently none of
us knew. Do you know what I'm referring to?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It started out as gossip, but then it turned into
this full blown debate about whether she should still be
part of the group or around the kids. Honestly, I
was quite shocked at how quickly it turned judgmental. She's
a mum like the rest of us, juggling bills almost
she's struggling school lunches and chaos, just trying to get by.
(03:28):
But it really made me stop and think would you
be comfortable being friends with a mum who does this
kind of work or do you think it crosses a
line when the kids are involved issue?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow, well she's got kids.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Obviously, Yes, so in ams group.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
It's not like some random hookers just joined the is
what I'm saying. She's a mum with kids who happens
to do that as work.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, listen, And at the end of the day, how
people choose to make their money shouldn't have any effect
on the mother's group. Like, at the end of the day,
Mum's group is all about creating a safe space for
moms to go and for the kids to It's not
like she's bringing her clients to the playground. She's probably
(04:15):
not talking about it. And if she does, great, I
want to hear all the fun stories. Tell me all
about it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It would be funny if she was like there at
school pickup though, and say like dropped her handbag and
or like.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
If she saw one of the dads and she's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's well, that would terrify me. As one of the
other mums in the group, she's like, oh, your husband,
the stuff he's into, you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wouldn't I don't understand and also, this lady has children,
and these children shouldn't miss out on mum's group or
you know, socializing with kids their own age, just based
on the mum's chosen profession.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I'd agree with that. I'd say, look, judge her, look
sideways at her if you want, and think whatever you
want about it. But yeah, she's got kids. They haven't
done anything wrong and they still want to be a
part of the social group and be invited to the
park on Friday afternoon after school.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And also, don't judge her. She's not affecting your life.
She can do where she pleases. Oh you want to
judge it, go right ahead, judger.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, unless she's seeing the husbands. Yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's the she probably never. She can't kiss and tell.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You know, lots of jobs get judged for all types
of things. I took Henry to a doctor. I won't
say the type because it gets really specific, but a
specialist doctor, okay. And you could just tell when you
walked in that she was a lefty right, like what
she was wearing, like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Real based on what she was wearing. Yeah, okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You can look at someone and know if they listen
to the ABC, right doctor Martin's boots and like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
A floor stereotyping here.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah you know what I mean? Right, she you're classic
lefty and she was doing she asked me what I
did for a living, and I said, I worked in
radio and kiss and she goes, oh what and she
you see a light up? Oh what station do you
work for? And you know she was hoping. I went, oh,
the ABC and she go, oh what, I love it.
I went Kiss FM and you just Saura with that,
(06:13):
Kyle Santalans, you work there?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And honestly, I wish I'd been a g that next
time if she would have given me so I reckon,
it's okay, what are we saying to this mum? Leave
her in the mum's group for the kids.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, or just leave her be, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Talk smack about her, but leave her in for the kids.
Hey you've got something a gossip about now? You girls
love that?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah? I don't. I'm a I'm not a gossiper.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
But if you make her the subject of all the gossip,
the rest of you will avoid the gossip. Sure, like
when you join in picking on.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
The kids are basically a woman now.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, Well, I stay at home and do washing all day.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
So you'd be a nightmare and a mom's Now.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Who's being sexist? All right? Leave her in the Facebook alone,
all right? If you want our advice, leave it. Leave
her alone.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
This is Chris Page and Amy Jerrard.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've got a real doozy. I had a bit of
a I don't want to say I dropped the ball.
I want to say we dropped the ball. You know
how when you've been married for a few years, you
kind of relaxed a little bit. You become a little
bit complacent. I actually don't pick your wife to be
complacent in the marriage. I feel like you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
No, I didn't soil myself. It wasn't that bad. But
it's the second year I've done it in a row. Now.
I was at lunch during the week and I got
a message from one of my girlfriends who happens to
have gotten married on the exact same date as me
and my husband Ryan, but she got married ten years earlier.
And I'm sitting at lunch with a bunch of girlfriends
(07:55):
and I get a message going, oh, happy anniversary, babe,
And I said, oh no, no, no, no, no. It
was the sixth, wasn't it. It was the sixth of November,
wasn't it? Girl? Oh yeah? And she was like, I
don't think so. So I scrolled back through my phone
(08:15):
and sure enough Ryan and I there we were exchanging
vows on the fourth of November. So I straight away
picked up my phone and I said, happy anniversary, babe. Wow,
we've become really complacent, and he goes, no, it was
the sixth, and I said, that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
You both had the wrong date.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We are both so hopeless when it comes to our
anniversary date. Last year, same thing happened. It wasn't until
this same girlfriend messaged me two weeks later and said,
what did you guys end up doing for your anniversary?
I said, oh shit, when was that? It was two
weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
So two weeks neither you were Ryan, neither me or Ryan.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And I think that's probably a blessing that we are
very in sync with our floppiness.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It'd be a problem if one half of the couple
was like huge anniversaries being a really big deal.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You imagine if one if like I was that person
who like handmade cards and printed out photos of our
time together and then presented it to Ryan as a surprise,
and he didn't even have a card for me.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But wankers like that tend to marry other wankers.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Wow, I don't know. I could think of a friend
of mine who is very sentimental and her husband is
absolutely not, so we all try and give him the
heads up. Anyway, we're both as crap as each other.
And what I've said is next year it's our ten years,
so we're actually going to renew our vows. So romantic.
I want to renew our vows in our backyard. But
(09:45):
I said to Ryan, let's put a calendar alert in.
But let's do it a month before, so we've got
four weeks to organize something cute in our backyard.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, good idea. Anyway, I'm terrible with dates and birthdays
and stuff, but not the date. You could ask me
any of my friends name my friend and I'll tell
you what date their birthday is. I know, I just
don't know what the date is. Today I couldn't tell you.
So it's the day and you go, od, it's the
end of November. Oh I missed blah blah blah blah
during November.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
See, I love everyone. I love all my friends and
family dearly, and I'm constantly checking in with them, but
I will never remember I called my dad on my
mom's birthday and had a thirty minute chat with him,
and then my dad goes, so anyone else you want
to chat with? And I was like what, and then
it clicked. So I am the world's worst.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You get me, you remember less, So Amy and I have.
Amy was born on March thirteen, yes, and my birthday's
March fourteen. But I hate the order that they falls
in because now I'll get a message from Amy on
March fourteen, going happy birthday, Chris, blah blah, and you
go ah.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And the only reason I remember yours is because it's
the day after mine, and you never remember mine. So
I just love to make you feel like crap.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You get the one day warning for it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's my calendar, alerte.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
We're getting close to D day. Kids on your social
media because Elbow's social media ban is coming in on
December the tenth, yep, a month away. You and I
don't see I do I on this. You're a big
supporter of it.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I absolutely am.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I mean, I'm not a fan of social media, but
i'm I'm. I think it's a parent thing older side
what my kids can know what.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I just can't wait for your boys to get old enough,
because at the moment you're still swinging it around and
you're the big boss dog at home, and you think
I'll be the boss of them. Just you wait till
you get like I grow, little teen boys, pre teens
and stuff. I can wait.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I think it's a small price to pay for the
freedom the government sticking their nose into our business.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I think I think it's the government moving ahead in
the right direction.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Asking us all for digital IDAs online.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Here we go, no man on the moon. I think
it's a way of helping parents.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Okay, so the social media platforms we know are going
to be included Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, and x Twitter. Yep,
the ones currently under consideration. WhatsApp that's just messaging people,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's just texting. I don't really understand that either.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Twitch what's a tweetch.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Actual, they don't even know what that is. That's what
I get when I've spent too much time with my children.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yes, discord. That's for gamers, right, discord I think is
big no idea, Yeah, it is Lego Play. Hang on
a second, Lego Play, Lego Play. If you're over sixteen
and you're on Lego Play, you need to have a
good look at yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The Lego fans will come for you.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The Lego people gonna cop when they go, oh, no,
one under sixteen can use your thing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
To be honest, I didn't even know there was a
Lego Play app.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So yeah, because you're over sixteen, Well, that is ridiculous.
I have a life Pinterest.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Pinterest is just pictures of people's kitchens, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Pinterest is literally inspo picks. So like, if I have
an event and I want a pink theme, I said,
I'll type into Pinterest, like show me some decorations, or
show me some outfits or table settings.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
See this is what I'm talking about. The government amy
they want to ban your Pinterest.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, I think they're just throwing all the most used apps.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I guess here's when I know that you will have
an opinion on roadblocks. Your kids are big on roadblocks.
My kids on into this yet. Can you tell me
about Roadblocks.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
My kids don't have iPads any more because of Roadblocks.
I don't know a whole lot about Roadblocks. Like my
middle child, Bobby, he used to love it because he
plays this Grow Garden game where they have to kind
of essentially build their own garden. And he'd be like,
I need my iPad the tulips sprouting, the tulips sprouting
(13:57):
at this time, and I'm like what. But apparently Roadblocks
is almost the number one most addictive game for kids.
It's like similar to Poke Keys for adults. That's what
they kind of There's all.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
The random reward, lights, sounds.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Also, apparently there is a chat feature on Roadblocks, and
that's where you get all your pedophiles lurking and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So that's what I was going to ask. If it's
a game, why they're banning it so they can chat.
Users can chat to each other on Roadblocks?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What about Fortnite? Is that on their list?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Doesn't mention it in this Fortnite, but you can chat
to each other in Fortnite any game on Xbox now,
like Call of Duty, colicky when you're not meant to
be playing it if you're under sixteen. But let's face it,
but yeah you can. You've got a headset and you
can abuse children in Indiana.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's what you do to let off some steam, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, when they creep up and shoot you in the
back of the head, I'm like you little rat dog.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay. I've never been a gamer. We
weren't allowed to play games growing up at my home,
so the whole gaming world is very new to me.
But I just saw it. Used to sink it, hooks
and teeth into my middle child, and when I used
to remove the iPad from him, it was like he
was coming off a hit of Heroin, Like it was
(15:18):
so bad. I would love for roadlocks to be blocked.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
But are we banning things now because they're addictive or
because they're social media and there's that risk element. It
feels like this ban is starting to get very very broad. No.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I think what they're trying to do is they're trying
to allow kids to have a childhood, because at the
end of the day, you can't fight the technology. It's
only getting more progressive and it's evolving at the speed
of light. And by the time they hit sixteen, guess
what they're going to fall into the whole technology and
they're going to have some all kinds of addictions. But
(15:55):
I think what they're trying to do is salvage, you know,
the innocence of their childhood whilst they're still young. Get
them outside, get them riding their bikes, let them just
be kids.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Couldn't agree with you more, but it's not the government's
job to what type of childhood.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
They I think it's a helping hand and it's a
good thing.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You know what. Yeah, you just reminded me of a
great part of our childhood. Bobby said, his tulips are
going to die and he has to get back on roadblocks. Look,
get them a Tamagotchi Dachi and they can just see
kids exactly. Bring back Nokia fifty one, tens amen, Tamagotchi's
game boys. Yes, and you can grow up as healthy
(16:35):
and well adjusted as people like me.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Where both parents and I know a lot of our
listeners are as well. I've got two kids, six and eight,
you've got three.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Three, six, eight and almost ten.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You horn dog have a.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
TV back in the day, No I did.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Okay, A parenting hack that has been doing the rounds
and apparently makes you behave differently as a parent, become better.
Is to film yourself at home parenting and then what back.
The theory is that you act completely differently as a
parent when you're out in public and people can see
(17:17):
you presumably better.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, everyone's on their best behavior when you're out in public.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Right, Yeah, So you set up the phone filming and
then watch it back. You take that behind closed doors
element away, Yeah, and it makes you a better parent.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I actually find myself being a completely different parent when
my parents are over. Like, whenever my parents are over,
I am very cool, calm and collected, emotionally regulated, you know.
And I'll walk my child away and we'll have a
chat when they've been naughty or whatever. Whereas when they're
(17:53):
not around, I may drop. There may be a swear word,
a curse word that's set out loud.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah, I see. I don't swear in front of my kids.
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay, you're the perfect parent, are you.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
No, I don't smack in public.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
You smack it behind closed doors.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Only at I probably wouldn't smack if I knew I
was being filmed, Right, So changes you as a parent.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I actually have a very funny clip. I was filming
my daughter a couple of months ago, and she was
wearing one of my dresses from my wardrobe. She loves
to go in and try on all my clothes, and
it was a dress that I wore for my book
launch when my book came out. She was trying it on.
She was doing a little thing as girls do, look
at themselves in the mirror, and she was prancing around
(18:37):
and I had my phone out because it was a
really sweet little moment. And Ryan was actually walking down
the corridor and he was also witnessing it, and he said,
is that her mum's dress? And blah blah blah, And
then he didn't know I was filming, And it could
have been a really, you know, sweet parenting moment, could
have been some really cute little words from Ryan, but
we got this instead. Do you are know where I
(18:59):
wore that dress?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
To your wine book? Or wine books?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Better?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That's how I feel about you discussing.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You better open that door?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
How was that a real far?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He cocked his leg up and it was like a
crack of thunder.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
No, it came through on the video. That's that's loud.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That is literally Ryan's style of parenting. Ryan is like
Donald Trump. He's also a man baby. And because he
doesn't know how to handle girls he grew up with brothers.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He doesn't want his nine year old daughter, his a
little sweetheart, growing up too quickly.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Also, his response is to cock his leg and rip
the most outrageously offensive fart.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yes, and then he goes, that's what I think of
you brancing around in your.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
In a very beautiful dress that I've.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Worn mum's slutty clothes.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
He was in a slutty clothes. It was a beautiful dress.
And then he I'll fart in front of your boy
friend again. Yeah, maturity level in the gutter.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
But if he knew he was being filmed, would he
have done anything different?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Would he do that out in public? No?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Will you try this? Would you consider setting up a
camera just for five minutes and watching it back?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yes? I would love to, would you?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I look I as a screamer at your house? Is
Georgie a bit more of a yellow?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Screaming is sort of her default volume, and then every
now and then it reduces to just a loud.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Speaking so she speaks in yell, I can relate. I
also speak in yell. I actually speak in yell in
public too. I was at soccer the other day and
I was like, get in the car, gataka, and then
everybody at the soccer field just turned around.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
No, I creen. I'm always calm and called. When I
do yell, though, it's good.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
And it's it has a real impact.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Get that impact. Yeah, like when you use the C
word too often, you know it just has no impact.
You gotta save it for special occasion.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yes, can relate to that too.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I'll tell you a serious one that is okay, this
is honest. I was going through all videos on my
phone and one that was really hard to watch was
a video where I had accidentally been recording a video
and I was around the kids on the couch at
night watching TV and I'd been drinking. That was a
really really.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Different, hard video to watch.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Thing to watch a year back and hear my voice.
I mean, I wasn't doing.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Anything around you on the source.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I was being nice. I'm a nice gentle.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yes you are, but you just repeat yourself one hundred times.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
It wasn't that, it was just hearing myself slurring their
names and thinks. It was really if you're trying to
quit drinking, that's the thing. I mean, don't just feel
myself parenting. Film yourself on the throng and watch it
back and just go, Yeah, it was pretty fun until then.
We should have should have ended on the fart right.
(22:07):
It's quite deep, you know everyone.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, this is cris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yesterday, I told you that I had a weird dream
where you had died. Yeah, I don't know the cause
of death. We thought maybe alcohol poisons, but it wasn't in.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The dream that was your assumption.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, I was at your funeral and I was hugging
your children and your husband and we were all crying.
So I mean, at least we were all sad if
we were when we were all having a great time. Yeah, i'ming.
So I don't know did I plan to see? Have
(22:49):
I done inception on you or something? Now you've had
a death dream.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I have never had a death dream before. I've had
a I've had a falling dream. I've had a Ryan
cheating on me. I've had a me cheating on Ryan dream.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I've had a Michael B. Jordan dream.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, I've had plenty of them, but you told me
that dream about yours. And then I have gone home
last night. I don't even want to repeat the dream
out loud. But someone who I love very very much
got on a plane after I had said, hey, don't
get on that plane. It looks like it's faulty. It
was Big b my dad, and he got on. He
(23:25):
was like, no, no, no, it's fine. I trust the pilots.
You know, there's more chance of you being hit by
a car, all of the things that he would say, sure,
And then he's got on and it's kind of dipped,
and my heart's gone into my chest, and then it's
taken off and it's kind of just climbing climbing, and
I've kind of started to relax, and then it's just
gone ooo and nose dived and exploded. And when I
(23:49):
tell you, I was so distraught. I woke up and
I felt so upset, and I have been googling death
in dreams because I'm like, surely someone tell me I'm
coming into money or like I know that. They usually
don't mean that thing is going to.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Happen with dream aalysis because everyone's subconscious is different Everyone
has seen different things and observed different things. That day.
As soon as you mentioned the plane exploding into a
fire ball, I bet you saw that video during the
week of the plane in America. Yes, I did, the
cargo plane trying to take off and then.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Duel floating, and that is exactly what it looked like
in my dreams as well.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So that was in your subconscious So I reckon.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's a combination of you telling me that I died
in your dreams, and then I've clocked that news article.
I remember seeing it on our producer's computer about the
plane that crashed and burst into an inferno, and then
I've gone to bed, and then the two have linked
up and I've and then I was obviously trying to
get a hold of my parents yesterday. They were not
(24:55):
on planes. They were playing golf. All three of them
have met in my dreams.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
And oh my god, because I had a dream last
night about your parents.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Stop now you didn't.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
And they were on a golf course and they got
hit in the head with.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Let's talk about happy dreams.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Okay, No, I want to talk about that plane crash
and how when everyone saw it and when, oh my god,
it's look at that fireball. How would you feel if
you were one of the people or one of the families,
because I think four people were or seven people were
still killed in it. But everyone's reaction was, oh, thank god,
it was just a cargo plane.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Oh yeah, I know, because.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, if that you know, a good thing. It wasn't
three hundred people on board, but it would suck if
you were one of the cargo plane people. And you're
always if you do cargo plane stuff, you're the oh
thank god, it was just a cargo plane death.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah. I've actually seen a couple of news stories recently.
This is why do I watched the news Because I
go to bed at night and I close my eyes.
All I want is a good sleep, and the most intrusive,
messed up thoughts come to me and it involves my kids,
or me dying and my kids not having their mom,
or just really horrible things that I've even just like
(26:07):
glanced at from Afar and they come and they haut
me in my bed.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Well, your nightmares change as soon as you have kids,
because prior to having kids, your worst fear, you know,
it's things like someone chasing you with a chainsaw and
all of the as soon as you have a kid,
your worst nightmare is.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Anything happening to them.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yes, and that happens.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I can tell you right now. I never ever had
a horrible dream before having children. Yeah, actually no, that's
a lie. I did have a reoccurring dream about both
my brothers being hung by an anaconda. Google the reason
behind that. Very odd.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Those cargo pilots, you know, we have a lot in
common with that, because if there was the headline kiss
Breakfast Radio duo killed in accident, everyone to click on it,
particularly management here, and then go, oh.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Thank god it was only Christination.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Phew, that's just that weekend breaky show.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Well you're out of luck. We're still here.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, sucked in.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
So I got invited to a very exciting birthday party
coming up in a few weekends time, and I guess
I just want to understand, you know, are there rules
around how much how much I can enjoy myself at
this birthday party? So, because it's not obviously I'm forty
next year, and there's lots of fortieth birthdays on, but
(27:32):
it's not a fortieth or a thirtieth it's an eighteenth right.
I am being invited, not as a person who likes
a party. I'm being invited by the adult. So the mom. Yeah,
so she's kind of like, come round, you know, a
bit of moral support. My daughter's having a big birthday party.
I think they've got like ninety people coming here, right, so.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Exactly you think it's nice.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, that's probably why she wants some morals.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Ryan to stand on the door as well.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well. She's just invited a few girls, and I was
kind of like, of course I'm going to go, obviously
to support her, but also because I love a party.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You love a party, but you party too much, like
you're expected to go and stand with the boring old
ladies well and talk about school things. No kids have
a good time.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
The moms are not boring. But I do think that
there's this expectation that, you know, we'll be sitting inside
having some wines, and the party is going to be
on outside in the backyard. But I'm going to struggle
with this concept because when there's music on, like, I'm
going to want to get out there and get amongst
it and get on the dance floor.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
You know, you're going to make your intentions clear. When
you arrive, you've got to show up a stussy shirt,
stussy with four pack of watermelon noses.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
No, no, the double blacks, the Smirnoff double blacks. That's
what the young kids.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
When you want to get straight down to business.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I mean, I think I would die if I had
four of them right now.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
But anyway, take the okay, four pack of smirrn Off
double blacks. Get there and just grab an eighteen year
old boy straight into the bushes for making out.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I am a happily married woman. Eighteen year old boys
would not find me attractive.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Ha ha, No, eighteen year old boys, yes, find everything.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, eighteen year old boys are pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
They're morony. You go, I'm almost forty. But you're a
hot blonde with big fake boobs and you know, pretty
face in a nice boty like.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
You have to through the pretty face in afterwards after
the fact fake tits.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Sometimes I look at your face too.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, occasionally you're going to be the star of the party.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Boys are going to love you.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
No, I don't think so. The all the girls that
are going are very young and pretty, with full faces
of collagen and youth. But I will be out there.
I can't control myself. I will be out there. I
will be creating a dance floor if there isn't one. Yeah,
I actually think kids these days will find me cringe.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
I wonder I think kids these.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Days they care so much about what everyone else thinks,
whereas I think when you're my age, you live with
no inhibitions.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I find forced smurn off double blacks does tend to
help you.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It definitely does. You kind of lower your inhibitions after
a few smirn Off blacks.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Kids listen to crap music at parties, though, these days,
when you hear the parties, you're like, oh, what is that?
You've got to take along some of your take along
a boombox and some CDs so they know you're cool.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'm just going to put my Spotify playlist on. I'm
actually going to take charge of this party.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
No, you need some old, hottest one hundred CDs on
a boombox, take your Ever Clear albums.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Come on, this is why you don't get invited to
eighteen year old parties. All right, take this one. Oh
please page what this is?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
What the kids like, isn't No? I'm going back to
this is my memories. Okay, every seventeen eighteen.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I know we were more like Nelly and Destiny's Child
and Eve and things you could dance to one twelve.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, what that's the one twelve? Dance with me? Clap?
Don't you remember it? No, that's the clap.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, sure, anyway, I'm going to the party.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
You'll get the clap.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I've already had the clap. Don't you are.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Andy Stussy shirt. He's face hot with acne Linx Africa
in the air. It's gonna be glorious.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Can't wait. Invite me to your eighteenths Guys, I'm a
good time, not in the bushes, just on the dance floor.
And don't whatever you do, invite Chris because he will
be in the bushes uninvited with his flesh torch.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
You sound like Bonnie Blue Jump Online. I'll come to
any eighteenth party now, there'd be okay anyway, Yeah, if
you want to be at the iHeartRadio jingle Ball, I
do grand to across the USA. The winning starts next
and we will catch you next weekend. We're back Saturday,
eight am. Have a good one, Have.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
A good one. Bay
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