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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be seen.
Chris Paige and Amy Gerard. Hey, good morning everyone, good moning,
Welcome back, Amy Gerard, good to see you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Thank you if you miss me, but the whole five.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Days hanging out with my family all week, tell you
I miss you. You're you're fun.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean I probably don't miss you as and.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You put in an effort with the outfit today as well.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yes, no, I did. I actually have somewhere to be
after this, so I felt like I had to put
a little bit of makeup and not come in my
comfy clothes.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah. And also for me, yeah yes sure. Hey saw
an interesting thing on the way to work this morning.
Oh I thought, well, I didn't think of you in
that way like I amya like this story?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So stop the Walk of Shane.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, although it might have included something in that area.
So stopped at a red light. I looked over and
on a hedge. So just out the front of someone's
house there was quite a nice hedge. I actually went out.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's nicely trimmed nick nicely trimmed hedge.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hedge, but ruining the hedge, I feel, was the pair
of discarded jeans draped over the hedge. And look, I
don't want to jump to conclusions about what had happened
in the jeans, but perhaps someone had spilt a beef
wnderloo into the crotch area of the jeans? Were they
(01:51):
or someone had someone had themselves and on the way
home on a Friday night, big Friday, just slipped them off.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But hang on a second, were you're slipping them off?
And then what walking the streets in your undies.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Might be better than the state these jeans were in?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh my god, I mean that makes no sense, Like
unless that bloke lives here.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Now, you wouldn't do it to your own place.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You wouldn't do it to your own house. But think
about it. Why is he taking them off there? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe it's probably happened there, I reckon, he's walking home
after a big one.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's happened, and he's just removed his jeans and then
yeah he would have Oh maybe where is undies? Then
please kept them on?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Maybe you know what, he might have been wearing a
long shirt or you know, in high school. You know,
you tie your jumper around your waist.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
None of it makes any sense, but it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If that was you, can you give us a call
on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Fill us in.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I want to know exactly what happened and how you
go how you got there? Well done, Chris?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
All right. I want to talk to my single ladies
out there. I'm single men, because I feel like there's
somewhere better for you to go to pick up, like
cast aside all the apps. Put your phone down. You
don't even have to get dressed up for this place.
I mean it helps if you do look a little
bit smarter. It's the airport. Oh right, but you didn't
(03:12):
see that coming.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I didn't. I was thinking supermarket.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah no, I think we've mentioned this before. It is
the airport. I actually had an experience a couple of
months ago. I was flying Domestic and I was sitting down.
I was on my own. I sat down and then
this quite an attractive man came and sat down right
next to me.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
An attractive or quite quite an attractive man. Attractive act like.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
A good looking dude. Anyway, we were chatting, chatting, chatting
the whole time and then we got the sign like
return to your seats where coming in for landing? And
he goes, oh, I hope this is not too forward
or inappropriate, but could I grab your number? And I said, oh,
I'm actually really flattered, but I'm also married with three children,
and that's a lot of baggage. You don't want to
(03:53):
take that on, right, And so we had a bit
of a laugh about it. He goes, oh, you can't.
You can't give me shit for trying my luck, and
I was like, no, honestly, I'm truly flattered. Now I
have a girlfriend who has also been catching domestic flights
here and there, and she says to me, she has
said this to me for the get go, if you
want to pick up a guy, you can pick him
up at the airport. It's like there must be something
(04:15):
in the air. People are going on holidays, they're usually
in good spirits flying out either overseas on a vari
or something. Hell yep. And she said she has been
picked up by that many different guys in airports. She
was telling me this story about this one guy who
(04:35):
was sitting a few rows in front of her. They
locked eyes on the plane. You know, the little cute
smiles you give each other. And then they got off
the plane. They started walking with it like side by side, Oh,
how are you going? Where are you headed? And walked
to the baggage terminal and she said there was so
much tension between the two of them. They didn't even
get out of the airport and they like went over
(04:57):
to a lift area. She said, I wasn't even getting
in the lift, but she just followed him over and
then next minute they're just having a full blown makeout session.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
This is just from looking at like from looking from
the plane.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And forwards and backwards and forwards and some cute little
smiles and then a brief little conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know, something does go out when you walk into
an airport. Yes, there are certain rules that do kind
of get left behind, particularly if you're traveling for business
your solo, so you feel quite transient. Yes, for example,
and this is the alcoholic and you and I can
tell you the old thing about it doesn't matter what
time of day it is. As soon as you're at
an airport, it's just international time. So you're gonna have
a beer at nine o'clock in the morning because it's
(05:36):
the airport. Well, you can also cheat on your wife because.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's the airport. I'm not going down the cheating part.
I feel like if I had been single a couple
of times at the airport, like you get the looks
from other men. I mean, actually, now that you think
about it, they probably are cheating on their wives. You
know what, you don't even have to be flying anywhere.
Just go on through customs, plunk yourself at an airport
(06:02):
bar and see where the day takes you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
An airport bar fly. Yeah, well, if you weren't already
at rock bottom, enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You know what. It's better than those dating apps, that
Tinder app.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When you meet someone on the plane, there is that
sense of fate because it's not like a bus where
you get on and sit down next to someone you
like the look of. You've got your ticket, so you
literally go This person was put in thirty four E
for a reason.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm saying, you don't even need to get on the plane.
You just need to go and sit at the airport bar.
It's on your own, and make eyes with the other guy.
The gentleman over there, he's flying over to see his
sick mother in the UK. Strike up a little conversation
Boom number exchange.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And his sick mother already what cancer? Don't Chris?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey, this is Tylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hard to miss the news.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
During the week, I had girlfriends crying on the phone
to me.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You serious off the market, Travis Kelcey a big dumb football.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We called it. Remember last week she'd gone on his podcast.
You said, I said they are one hundred percent going
to get engaged soon and get married, because she hasn't
gone on anyone else's podcast. You only start giving out
that kind of attention and love to your partner's platform
if you are science delivered, locked in for life.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Your partner's platform, well.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You know what I in like his podcast is his
thing outside of sports.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, hey, you were one hundred percent right. Yes, I
mocked you for saying, oh, because she went on a podcast,
they're definitely getting married. Yeah, okay, you were right again.
Do you see the ring? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah? I think it's really beautiful. She's obviously gone with
an antique style ring, which I love. My ring is
actually vintage. It's an antique. It's a diamond my I'm
talking about my own ring here. Hers is impressive. It's
a big.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Ass rock worth a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
A million dollars. It's the way that it's set that's
made it look quite antique, and I like it. It's
not too ridiculous, like remember Cristiano Ronaldo. He just proposed
his wife with this rock that looks like the most
It looks like costume jewelry. It's so big where I
suppose he's quite beautiful. I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You said she went with it. Did he chose it though, right?
Did he mean a design it and surprise her or
does he even ask permission to do?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
We don't know the answers, do we You can tell
that they are very smitten with each other, and they
do look like a great couple. And yeah, she found
her happily ever after. So I think that everybody is
just stoked. And to be honest, there's no lose lose
situation here. We're either going to get another love album
or a divorce album. So it's a win win for everyone,
(08:44):
all the fans.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It says it's a mine and an old mine cut diamond.
Does that mean any African child's slave? Well, it's not a.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Lab grown diamond, that's what that means.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So is it a blood diamond?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Well, it's not a it's a I want to I
was gonna say it's a real diamond, but I mean
people who make lab grown diamonds say that they are
also real diamonds.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And I'm sure it was humanely.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Of course, at the old mine cut diamonds date back
to the seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And we know that African child, my god, move on.
Mine workers were looked after very well in the seventeen
hundreds as far as human rights. Yep, okay. So the
most famous man in the world heard the news. Of
course it's Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Did oh yeah, manchild.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, he's a man of the people. He cares about
the real issues. You know, while other presidents talk about
the national debt and you know, wars, he talks about
toilets not flushing properly and then paper straws. You know,
he's an idiot man of the people. Interrupted an important
cabinet meeting to hear the breaking news during the week.
I have to tell you the biggest part culture news
(09:50):
of the year. Group follower of his cabinet meeting trucks,
Kelsey and Taylor spokes are engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And well, I wish I'm a lot alone. I think
it's I think he's a great player. I think he's
a great guy, and I think that she's a terrific person.
So I wish have a lot of luck. Oh, he
sounds my dad will hate me saying this. But he
literally sounds like my dad. Like he speaks like, you know,
(10:19):
I'm really happy for them, you know, all the best,
all the best.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
But doesn't, Donnie, He just goes the way the tide
is flowing on any day, doesn't it. He's very he's
happy for them now and he's a fan of hers,
whereas twelve months ago she was endorsing Kamala Harris and
he was talking about what a loser she is.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I miss. That doesn't surprise me one tiny bit when
it comes to.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The man child, Well, congratulations, your big dumb boyfriend is
now your big dumb fiance.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh my god. You I don't know how you haven't
been told yet.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm not worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Honestly, you're actually not. No one cares what you think.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, sad, Chris. Might a parenting fail really badly during
the week, real degenerate stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You forgot to pick them up from school or something.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, I didn't a band? Well did I abandon them. Okay,
so you know I'm a cuck at home. I'm a
stay at home dad. I'm doing the washing, the ye,
making school lunches while my wife is off earning the
big dollars at another media outlet.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She's doing so well, Georgie.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She's killing it and now. But I'm supporting her in that,
and I'm doing a lot of the at home stock.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
That's also sorry you call yourself a cuck staying at
home with children. He's probably harder than most corporate jobs.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I would agree, but you know, traditionally the man will
do it, whereas I'm here earning peanuts, doing weekends on
Kiss which we love. Oh no, I love it anyway.
So Georgie left for work during the week pretty early,
about six forty five. She likes to get up and
beat the traffic. She's out the door. Will wake me
up as she's leaving because she's up early, and says,
all right, I've started the boys lunches. There's sandwiches in
(11:56):
the fridge. You do the rest, and she's out drop
him to school. So they're already up. They're watching TV
and they're six and eight now, so they're sort of
old enough. To look after themselves and pour some nutri grain. Yes,
so they're watching Telly. So I'll go back to sleep,
but they'll be in multiple times a morning. Yeah, dadd
eken me of this. Can you come and play with this?
Can you make us some oats? And all of that?
(12:19):
Nothing this morning, nothing at all because they'd found the
iPad and their grandparents had told them the code.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, come on, that's a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But they didn't tell us that they knew the code.
They kept that secret. So they've been on the iPad
all morning.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You didn't get a single interruption.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It was bliss. I had a nice big sleep in
deep rem It sounds like Kevin right until Henry comes
in and goes, hey, Dad, we're meant to be at school,
and you like, sit bolt upright, and it's quarter past
nine and I'm asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And what time does school start?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I mean, it's not the I would have been more
impressed if he said, hey, it's eleven, am, Like, I'm
impressed that Henry came and gave you a nudge at
quarter past nine.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
With the iPad going, which is like Heroin to their mind.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
They were my kids, and my kids had the iPad
hooked into their arm vein. No one is interrupting me
at all, like they would. They would go as far
to let me sleep the whole day if possible.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'd had a few still knocks the night before, because
I'd had a few dodgy sleep, so that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You woke up and you felt like you'd been tranquilized anyway, I.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Felt hungover, which really sucks when you didn't even get
to drink.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, so what time was it when you finally got
the kids to school?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, I was up pretty damn quick, and I got
them together through some chips in their lunchboxes, got them
out the door. We were at school by nine thirty five.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
That's all right. What was your excuse though, because my
school always asked, oh why were you late?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, we got the the iPad log in where it
prints off your late note and it has the reasons
to choose from, and I put medical appointment for both
of them. But now Henry can read, looking you under
the bus, we didn't have a medical appointment. You slept
in while I'm standing there with the office sleep looking
(14:10):
at me in my ug boots.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Do they just laugh at you or they shake their head?
Like you're a disgrace.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Both yeah, laugh and shaking their head.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The ladies at my kid's school, they're so they are
so cool. They get it that sometimes like I'll rush
them in and I'll be five minutes past the bell
and I'll say, oh, Dennis appointment and they just like
wink at me, like yeah, right, this.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Is the office ladies. Yes, Usually the office ladies at
school are.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Like, no, the office ladies at my kids' school are
such legends.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm scared of the office ladies. Yeah, terrifying. And they
are sitting there because the school gate closes for off.
Oh and I tell you someone is standing there. I
stop watch nine. Yes, they are ready to slam that
gate and make you go through the office and get
a note of three seconds late. Yeah, it's a Catholic
school too. Haven't you ever heard of forgiveness? Did the
(15:00):
Lord not say forgive for sleeping? In? A very happy
birthday little Kobe Cob he turns six during the week.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He did. And he when I tell you, that guy
has been counting down to his birthday since June? How
many days? How many more sleeps? And I was like, bro,
we're like two months away.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
They love it though, remember when you're excited about birthdays
and you can go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Back to that, like the pure joy that special day
brought him. We had got him a new bike. You're
a mountain bike with his gears and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So he saw that looks sick.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, so yeah it's Sigma. He was like, is this
bike Sigma? Apparently Sigma means like sick?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
And then we just got him a whole heap of
junk from Kmart.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
What's that brand from Kmart? That everything is an Ko?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And is it with an R on the end?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, just an cho an Cho. Yeah, everything is Ancho.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
There was a lot of Ancho stuff in there. But
funnily enough, half the time it's the three dollar toys
that they love the most. Sure he had a good birthday,
do you know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't know that much about Kobe. But the one
thing that I always rememberhen I think of Kobe is
that he has a really big head, because it's all
you ever talk about giving birth to him and how
yeah big mel that was his watermelon.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
His name when he was first born was big Melon.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, and I naturally, yes, give you a rap here.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yes I did. I pushed him out of well, we.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
All know where. Yeah, I'm not providing any new information here.
You shared all of this on your instance. I did
during the week, including some pictures of the birth that
hang on.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, what were you quite like taken back?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, I was going, okay, that's like some of them
were quite No no no.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
No no no no no. As a woman, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
A lot of people would choose to keep those photos privates.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Were I did not upload a crowning photo. I've got them.
Most of the photos from that birth I have, and
there's some incredible shots of me giving birth to my son.
None of them have seen the light of day. The
ones that I showed are literally just me leaning on
my husband as a support poll wincing in actual agony.
(17:23):
I think you could see that in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But the very candid raw.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, there's some of my most favorite photos of all time.
And you if you look at the album from start
to finish, you see me and my progression in my
labor when I get my waters broken and then just
trying to, you know, concentrate on my breathing and then
trying to push and bearing down and trying to give
(17:48):
birth to him. But old May inside Big Mel had
been obviously doing three sixties, and he had the umbilical
cord wrapped around his neck multiple times, and so every
time I kept trying to push him.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Out, he was.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Epsteining in my womb. He was. It was not a
fun labor. It was definitely by far my hardest. I
think by the end of it, I was like card
am out of me, cut me in half, and they
were like, we can't, like, his head is right there,
but we got there. In the end. He was worth
every second. He was a large baby. But I remember
the midwife measuring his head and going, oh, wow, that's
(18:25):
the biggest head I've ever measured, and I felt every
centimeter of it.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Seeing your face, honestly, sincerely when you said that's they're
some of your favorite photos ever, I can tell that
was like one of your best moments of your life
and proudest it was achievements.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I think the end photos for me was such relief.
He was put on my chest and I have held
on to him very tightly ever since.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Now I understand why you shared those photos with the world. Okay,
thank you for explaining it to a guy.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Chose how different men and women are. I'm just thinking
of my photos of my proudest ever moment. It was
a place called Bullets and Burgers in Arizona, and it's
me with an AR fifteen assault rifle.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, very different. Yeah's a proud.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Moment though, Chris Gerard. Massive coup for the AFL coup
A coup, like an uproar, like like a big get,
Like they've got like a win. Yeah, like if we had,
if we had a Taylor Swift interview on our show.
I've got a massive coup. We've got Taylor Swift exclusive.
(19:28):
It's also when people overthrow a government. They do it
in Fiji from time to time. Okay, it's no. They
got Snoop Dogg for the AFL Grand Final. Nice live performance.
I mean that's huge, right.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I kind of like Snoop Dogg. I like his all
his old music.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I love Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I like his older music, which is I don't
think none of it's politically correct anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, you've hit the nail on the head, Amy Gerard.
His older music is what has caused some issues.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Wait, so they've landed him, but now it's causing issues, Well.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's causing issues with the Internet people on the internet.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And the outrage for grade.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Isaac Rankin has recently been banned for four matches for
using the F word on the field and not not
the F word. That no, no, no, not the F word.
Everyone uses it all the time, the homophobic slur, F word,
terrible word. It divided opinion on what had happened to him,
and he's topped four matches. The AFL has said, no,
we have a zero tolerance for homophobia. Yep, good on you.
(20:28):
But of course people have gone back to Snoop Dogg's
old school songs and listen to the lyrics and said, well,
hang on a second. The guy you've just booked to
do the Grand Final uses homophobic sexist.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Language in remember hearing homophobic slurs. But yeah, there's a
lot of like sexist remarks.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Now I believe the I believe the F word featured
in some of Snoop doggs earlier songs. But you're talking
about a gangster from Compton in the Ninth.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Night like you're gonna be talking about like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And he's talking gin and juice.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Street, chipping up and lay back.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
He doesn't say this song, doesn't check this really know
the Chlorus, So I see their point. It's it's really
just terrible timing that the Isaac Crankin's story was massive
and the suspension and then the same weekday an Well.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
The only thing is Snoop Dogg is not bringing out
music nowadays that are using those kind of slurs, right.
I think I feel like he's kind of commercialized himself
quite a fair bit now, and he's kind of a
little bit more family oriented.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
We'd argue he's sold out time so mainstream.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That, but also he's laughing to the bank. But Isaac
Rankin saying that stuff now that you know there's penalties
for that, and you don't. We're all educated and we've
all grown up enough to know that those kind of
remarks aren't tolerated or appropriate anymore. But if they're trying
to pin stuff on Snoop Dogg from music that he
(22:05):
brought out what like fifteen years ago, that's I think
that's they're two separate things.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I agree completely. There's the time. There should be a
time limit on things you do. The nineties were a
different time. Twenty twenty five. I mean, all right, I'll
put my hand up. Yeah, I didn't mind a bit
of that word in high school, yes, even primary school
that all.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
That's all they called each other.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Exactly so, but it was a different time. We didn't
mean anything by it. Now it hurts people. The other
difference is music is art, so you're creating art. It's
not calling another human being that face to face on
a football field.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Well, it's like you could say, that's what comedians do, right.
Their skill is getting up and saying and pushing things
too far and pushing the boundaries, but ultimately making people laugh.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Dave Chappelle said that word recently, and when I was
watching a Dave Chappelle specially use that word. Louis c
k uses that word.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
So why is why are comedians allowed?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well, I think musicians are allowed as well. I think
they can. I mean there's dire straits money for nothing,
A song has that word in it. But I think
they're allowed. It was just terrible timing with the a
f L and it being a big family. It's very
family friendly, the Grand Final. It's meant to be forever one.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
So wait, is Snoop? They brushed him out?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
No, there's there's talk about it, there's calls.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh so there's been calls to stand him down and
bring in a country music singer or something.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But if I know Snoop Dogg, and I think.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I do you know him?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Do you he would have asked for the cash. I
think so. If he's smart, he'd have it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He would like it to get it to you when
the pigs to get it.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Now we took that word out. You said they should
get a country music stuff. Yes, they probably all say
racist stuff though, so then just stuff there as well.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Can't win. Who are we getting getting back Kylie Minogue?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, Kylie is clean, keeps snooping.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Chris. So you're pretty close with your parents, right, Do
they still treat you like a little baby?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
No, I don't know what it is about my dad.
I am almost forty year old woman with three children
and a career and a mortgage, and I pay my bills,
and yet every time they come to stay with me,
I am made to feel like I am an eighteen
year old who can't sort out a red Joe and
can't run a household. And I don't get me wrong,
(24:39):
I know it comes from a really, really loving place.
It's like he just cannot switch off from the fact
that I have grown up. I will, in his eyes,
always be his little daughter who he needs to look
after and care for. But it's constant, so he'll open
my mail when I'm not there, if I'm at work.
(25:00):
Have you paid this bill? Have you? Amy? This is
a parking ticket? Where were you parked? How much petrol?
Have you gone? You? Have you had your car?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What's a service service?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Where's your red joe? Up to?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What is with old people? And God? They love a
car service, don't they?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
They love a car service. He starts to lecture me
about my superannuation and then it's about like my milk
and my bread and that's not out of date. We
can I'll top you up, Amy. Do you have any
toilet paper at home?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
You are an Instagram influencer. Look at that and go, no,
she hasn't grown up yet.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It was even for the Instagram stuff, okay, And that was,
you know, only after having children, even when I was
working in advertising, which is just like, oh, yes, Chris,
call this. Sorry, don't call me sweetie, you condescending.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, you're right. A weekend radio show is also not
a real job. I'm aware of that.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
At least I have other jobs outside of this. Let's
just say that.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Okay, you've hit on something there. My parents, I think,
do treat me like forty two year old man who
should have all his affairs in order. Yeah, and I
am not.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, so you want to be babied and I want
to be kind of left alone.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I want to be a big, a big girl and
be treated as such.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And you want to be like mothered again.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I want my mom to yeah, I want my parents
to look after my superannuation mighty and yeah, pay the
reg o, the bills. Yeah, oh, okay, okay, it's Georgie.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh I married your mother.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
My wife is my mother. Yesh, there we go.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So Georgie does everything for me because I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, that makes sense. I always thought that i'd marry someone,
and you know, they say you always marry your father.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Ryan definitely doesn't do that. Ryan definitely doesn't make sure
all my finances and everything's in order. He's like, you're
almost forty, you can do it yourself. Yeah, And I
was like, I want the help from him. I just
don't want it from my daddy. I'm from your daddy.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I'm definitely not what I think a forty two year
old old man is like I think of a forty
two year old man.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
He's like a grown up.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, like a grown up with sure, yeah, mature house kids.
I've got all that, but I don't know what I'm doing.
Is it all an act?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, I have to do.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All adults not know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't think anyone really knows the exact right or
wrong way. I think everyone just moves at their own pace.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But everyone acts like they've got it all together and
everything's easy. They say that when you're going to have
a kid and you go, I don't feel ready, and
everyone goes, No, one is ready. Your parents weren't ready.
No one in human history has been ready.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, and I don't think there's ever a right moment either. Yeah,
you just do it and hopeful wing in a prayer.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Just do your best. Everyone, Just do your best. That's it.
Keep acting like you know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Fake it till you make it, don't or don't make it.
Just keep faking it.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be seen.
Chris Paige and Amy Gerard. Hey, good morning everyone, good moning,
Welcome back, Amy Gerard, good to see you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Thank you if you miss me, but the whole five.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Days hanging out with my family all week, tell you
I miss you. You're you're fun.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I mean I probably don't miss you as and.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You put in an effort with the outfit today as well.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yes, no, I did. I actually have somewhere to be
after this, so I felt like I had to put
a little bit of makeup and not come in my
comfy clothes.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah. And also for me, yeah yes sure. Hey saw
an interesting thing on the way to work this morning.
Oh I thought, well, I didn't think of you in
that way like I amya like this story?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So stop the Walk of Shane.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, although it might have included something in that area.
So stopped at a red light. I looked over and
on a hedge. So just out the front of someone's
house there was quite a nice hedge. I actually went out.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's nicely trimmed nick nicely trimmed hedge.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hedge, but ruining the hedge, I feel, was the pair
of discarded jeans draped over the hedge. And look, I
don't want to jump to conclusions about what had happened
in the jeans, but perhaps someone had spilt a beef
wnderloo into the crotch area of the jeans? Were they
(01:51):
or someone had someone had themselves and on the way
home on a Friday night, big Friday, just slipped them off.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But hang on a second, were you're slipping them off?
And then what walking the streets in your undies.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Might be better than the state these jeans were in?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh my god, I mean that makes no sense, Like
unless that bloke lives here.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Now, you wouldn't do it to your own place.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You wouldn't do it to your own house. But think
about it. Why is he taking them off there? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe it's probably happened there, I reckon, he's walking home
after a big one.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's happened, and he's just removed his jeans and then
yeah he would have Oh maybe where is undies? Then
please kept them on?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Maybe you know what, he might have been wearing a
long shirt or you know, in high school. You know,
you tie your jumper around your waist.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
None of it makes any sense, but it's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If that was you, can you give us a call
on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Fill us in.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I want to know exactly what happened and how you
go how you got there? Well done, Chris?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
All right. I want to talk to my single ladies
out there. I'm single men, because I feel like there's
somewhere better for you to go to pick up, like
cast aside all the apps. Put your phone down. You
don't even have to get dressed up for this place.
I mean it helps if you do look a little
bit smarter. It's the airport. Oh right, but you didn't
(03:12):
see that coming.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I didn't. I was thinking supermarket.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah no, I think we've mentioned this before. It is
the airport. I actually had an experience a couple of
months ago. I was flying Domestic and I was sitting down.
I was on my own. I sat down and then
this quite an attractive man came and sat down right
next to me.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
An attractive or quite quite an attractive man. Attractive act like.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
A good looking dude. Anyway, we were chatting, chatting, chatting
the whole time and then we got the sign like
return to your seats where coming in for landing? And
he goes, oh, I hope this is not too forward
or inappropriate, but could I grab your number? And I said, oh,
I'm actually really flattered, but I'm also married with three children,
and that's a lot of baggage. You don't want to
(03:53):
take that on, right, And so we had a bit
of a laugh about it. He goes, oh, you can't.
You can't give me shit for trying my luck, and
I was like, no, honestly, I'm truly flattered. Now I
have a girlfriend who has also been catching domestic flights
here and there, and she says to me, she has
said this to me for the get go, if you
want to pick up a guy, you can pick him
up at the airport. It's like there must be something
(04:15):
in the air. People are going on holidays, they're usually
in good spirits flying out either overseas on a vari
or something. Hell yep. And she said she has been
picked up by that many different guys in airports. She
was telling me this story about this one guy who
(04:35):
was sitting a few rows in front of her. They
locked eyes on the plane. You know, the little cute
smiles you give each other. And then they got off
the plane. They started walking with it like side by side, Oh,
how are you going? Where are you headed? And walked
to the baggage terminal and she said there was so
much tension between the two of them. They didn't even
get out of the airport and they like went over
(04:57):
to a lift area. She said, I wasn't even getting
in the lift, but she just followed him over and
then next minute they're just having a full blown makeout session.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
This is just from looking at like from looking from
the plane.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And forwards and backwards and forwards and some cute little
smiles and then a brief little conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know, something does go out when you walk into
an airport. Yes, there are certain rules that do kind
of get left behind, particularly if you're traveling for business
your solo, so you feel quite transient. Yes, for example,
and this is the alcoholic and you and I can
tell you the old thing about it doesn't matter what
time of day it is. As soon as you're at
an airport, it's just international time. So you're gonna have
a beer at nine o'clock in the morning because it's
(05:36):
the airport. Well, you can also cheat on your wife because.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's the airport. I'm not going down the cheating part.
I feel like if I had been single a couple
of times at the airport, like you get the looks
from other men. I mean, actually, now that you think
about it, they probably are cheating on their wives. You
know what, you don't even have to be flying anywhere.
Just go on through customs, plunk yourself at an airport
(06:02):
bar and see where the day takes you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
An airport bar fly. Yeah, well, if you weren't already
at rock bottom, enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You know what. It's better than those dating apps, that
Tinder app.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When you meet someone on the plane, there is that
sense of fate because it's not like a bus where
you get on and sit down next to someone you
like the look of. You've got your ticket, so you
literally go This person was put in thirty four E
for a reason.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm saying, you don't even need to get on the plane.
You just need to go and sit at the airport bar.
It's on your own, and make eyes with the other guy.
The gentleman over there, he's flying over to see his
sick mother in the UK. Strike up a little conversation
Boom number exchange.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And his sick mother already what cancer? Don't Chris?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Hey, this is Tylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Hard to miss the news.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
During the week, I had girlfriends crying on the phone
to me.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You serious off the market, Travis Kelcey a big dumb football.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We called it. Remember last week she'd gone on his podcast.
You said, I said they are one hundred percent going
to get engaged soon and get married, because she hasn't
gone on anyone else's podcast. You only start giving out
that kind of attention and love to your partner's platform
if you are science delivered, locked in for life.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Your partner's platform, well.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You know what I in like his podcast is his
thing outside of sports.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, hey, you were one hundred percent right. Yes, I
mocked you for saying, oh, because she went on a podcast,
they're definitely getting married. Yeah, okay, you were right again.
Do you see the ring? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah? I think it's really beautiful. She's obviously gone with
an antique style ring, which I love. My ring is
actually vintage. It's an antique. It's a diamond my I'm
talking about my own ring here. Hers is impressive. It's
a big.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Ass rock worth a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
A million dollars. It's the way that it's set that's
made it look quite antique, and I like it. It's
not too ridiculous, like remember Cristiano Ronaldo. He just proposed
his wife with this rock that looks like the most
It looks like costume jewelry. It's so big where I
suppose he's quite beautiful. I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
You said she went with it. Did he chose it though, right?
Did he mean a design it and surprise her or
does he even ask permission to do?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
We don't know the answers, do we You can tell
that they are very smitten with each other, and they
do look like a great couple. And yeah, she found
her happily ever after. So I think that everybody is
just stoked. And to be honest, there's no lose lose
situation here. We're either going to get another love album
or a divorce album. So it's a win win for everyone,
(08:44):
all the fans.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
It says it's a mine and an old mine cut diamond.
Does that mean any African child's slave? Well, it's not a.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Lab grown diamond, that's what that means.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So is it a blood diamond?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Well, it's not a it's a I want to I
was gonna say it's a real diamond, but I mean
people who make lab grown diamonds say that they are
also real diamonds.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And I'm sure it was humanely.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Of course, at the old mine cut diamonds date back
to the seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And we know that African child, my god, move on.
Mine workers were looked after very well in the seventeen
hundreds as far as human rights. Yep, okay. So the
most famous man in the world heard the news. Of
course it's Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Did oh yeah, manchild.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, he's a man of the people. He cares about
the real issues. You know, while other presidents talk about
the national debt and you know, wars, he talks about
toilets not flushing properly and then paper straws. You know,
he's an idiot man of the people. Interrupted an important
cabinet meeting to hear the breaking news during the week.
I have to tell you the biggest part culture news
(09:50):
of the year. Group follower of his cabinet meeting trucks,
Kelsey and Taylor spokes are engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And well, I wish I'm a lot alone. I think
it's I think he's a great player. I think he's
a great guy, and I think that she's a terrific person.
So I wish have a lot of luck. Oh, he
sounds my dad will hate me saying this. But he
literally sounds like my dad. Like he speaks like, you know,
(10:19):
I'm really happy for them, you know, all the best,
all the best.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
But doesn't, Donnie, He just goes the way the tide
is flowing on any day, doesn't it. He's very he's
happy for them now and he's a fan of hers,
whereas twelve months ago she was endorsing Kamala Harris and
he was talking about what a loser she is.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I miss. That doesn't surprise me one tiny bit when
it comes to.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The man child, Well, congratulations, your big dumb boyfriend is
now your big dumb fiance.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh my god. You I don't know how you haven't
been told yet.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm not worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Honestly, you're actually not. No one cares what you think.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, sad, Chris. Might a parenting fail really badly during
the week, real degenerate stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You forgot to pick them up from school or something.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
No, I didn't a band? Well did I abandon them. Okay,
so you know I'm a cuck at home. I'm a
stay at home dad. I'm doing the washing, the ye,
making school lunches while my wife is off earning the
big dollars at another media outlet.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She's doing so well, Georgie.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
She's killing it and now. But I'm supporting her in that,
and I'm doing a lot of the at home stock.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
That's also sorry you call yourself a cuck staying at
home with children. He's probably harder than most corporate jobs.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I would agree, but you know, traditionally the man will
do it, whereas I'm here earning peanuts, doing weekends on
Kiss which we love. Oh no, I love it anyway.
So Georgie left for work during the week pretty early,
about six forty five. She likes to get up and
beat the traffic. She's out the door. Will wake me
up as she's leaving because she's up early, and says,
all right, I've started the boys lunches. There's sandwiches in
(11:56):
the fridge. You do the rest, and she's out drop
him to school. So they're already up. They're watching TV
and they're six and eight now, so they're sort of
old enough. To look after themselves and pour some nutri grain. Yes,
so they're watching Telly. So I'll go back to sleep,
but they'll be in multiple times a morning. Yeah, dadd
eken me of this. Can you come and play with this?
Can you make us some oats? And all of that?
(12:19):
Nothing this morning, nothing at all because they'd found the
iPad and their grandparents had told them the code.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, come on, that's a huge mistake.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But they didn't tell us that they knew the code.
They kept that secret. So they've been on the iPad
all morning.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You didn't get a single interruption.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
It was bliss. I had a nice big sleep in
deep rem It sounds like Kevin right until Henry comes
in and goes, hey, Dad, we're meant to be at school,
and you like, sit bolt upright, and it's quarter past
nine and I'm asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
And what time does school start?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Nine?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I mean, it's not the I would have been more
impressed if he said, hey, it's eleven, am, Like, I'm
impressed that Henry came and gave you a nudge at
quarter past nine.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
With the iPad going, which is like Heroin to their mind.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
They were my kids, and my kids had the iPad
hooked into their arm vein. No one is interrupting me
at all, like they would. They would go as far
to let me sleep the whole day if possible.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'd had a few still knocks the night before, because
I'd had a few dodgy sleep, so that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You woke up and you felt like you'd been tranquilized anyway, I.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Felt hungover, which really sucks when you didn't even get
to drink.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, so what time was it when you finally got
the kids to school?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, I was up pretty damn quick, and I got
them together through some chips in their lunchboxes, got them
out the door. We were at school by nine thirty five.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
That's all right. What was your excuse though, because my
school always asked, oh why were you late?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, we got the the iPad log in where it
prints off your late note and it has the reasons
to choose from, and I put medical appointment for both
of them. But now Henry can read, looking you under
the bus, we didn't have a medical appointment. You slept
in while I'm standing there with the office sleep looking
(14:10):
at me in my ug boots.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Do they just laugh at you or they shake their head?
Like you're a disgrace.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Both yeah, laugh and shaking their head.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The ladies at my kid's school, they're so they are
so cool. They get it that sometimes like I'll rush
them in and I'll be five minutes past the bell
and I'll say, oh, Dennis appointment and they just like
wink at me, like yeah, right, this.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Is the office ladies. Yes, Usually the office ladies at
school are.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Like, no, the office ladies at my kids' school are
such legends.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm scared of the office ladies. Yeah, terrifying. And they
are sitting there because the school gate closes for off.
Oh and I tell you someone is standing there. I
stop watch nine. Yes, they are ready to slam that
gate and make you go through the office and get
a note of three seconds late. Yeah, it's a Catholic
school too. Haven't you ever heard of forgiveness? Did the
(15:00):
Lord not say forgive for sleeping? In? A very happy
birthday little Kobe Cob he turns six during the week.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He did. And he when I tell you, that guy
has been counting down to his birthday since June? How
many days? How many more sleeps? And I was like, bro,
we're like two months away.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
They love it though, remember when you're excited about birthdays
and you can go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Back to that, like the pure joy that special day
brought him. We had got him a new bike. You're
a mountain bike with his gears and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
So he saw that looks sick.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, so yeah it's Sigma. He was like, is this
bike Sigma? Apparently Sigma means like sick?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
And then we just got him a whole heap of
junk from Kmart.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
What's that brand from Kmart? That everything is an Ko?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
And is it with an R on the end?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, just an cho an Cho. Yeah, everything is Ancho.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
There was a lot of Ancho stuff in there. But
funnily enough, half the time it's the three dollar toys
that they love the most. Sure he had a good birthday,
do you know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't know that much about Kobe. But the one
thing that I always rememberhen I think of Kobe is
that he has a really big head, because it's all
you ever talk about giving birth to him and how
yeah big mel that was his watermelon.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
His name when he was first born was big Melon.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, and I naturally, yes, give you a rap here.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yes I did. I pushed him out of well, we.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
All know where. Yeah, I'm not providing any new information here.
You shared all of this on your instance. I did
during the week, including some pictures of the birth that
hang on.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, what were you quite like taken back?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, I was going, okay, that's like some of them
were quite No no no.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
No no no no no. As a woman, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
A lot of people would choose to keep those photos privates.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Were I did not upload a crowning photo. I've got them.
Most of the photos from that birth I have, and
there's some incredible shots of me giving birth to my son.
None of them have seen the light of day. The
ones that I showed are literally just me leaning on
my husband as a support poll wincing in actual agony.
(17:23):
I think you could see that in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
But the very candid raw.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, there's some of my most favorite photos of all time.
And you if you look at the album from start
to finish, you see me and my progression in my
labor when I get my waters broken and then just
trying to, you know, concentrate on my breathing and then
trying to push and bearing down and trying to give
(17:48):
birth to him. But old May inside Big Mel had
been obviously doing three sixties, and he had the umbilical
cord wrapped around his neck multiple times, and so every
time I kept trying to push him.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Out, he was.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Epsteining in my womb. He was. It was not a
fun labor. It was definitely by far my hardest. I
think by the end of it, I was like card
am out of me, cut me in half, and they
were like, we can't, like, his head is right there,
but we got there. In the end. He was worth
every second. He was a large baby. But I remember
the midwife measuring his head and going, oh, wow, that's
(18:25):
the biggest head I've ever measured, and I felt every
centimeter of it.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Seeing your face, honestly, sincerely when you said that's they're
some of your favorite photos ever, I can tell that
was like one of your best moments of your life
and proudest it was achievements.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I think the end photos for me was such relief.
He was put on my chest and I have held
on to him very tightly ever since.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Now I understand why you shared those photos with the world. Okay,
thank you for explaining it to a guy.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Chose how different men and women are. I'm just thinking
of my photos of my proudest ever moment. It was
a place called Bullets and Burgers in Arizona, and it's
me with an AR fifteen assault rifle.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, very different. Yeah's a proud.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Moment though, Chris Gerard. Massive coup for the AFL coup
A coup, like an uproar, like like a big get,
Like they've got like a win. Yeah, like if we had,
if we had a Taylor Swift interview on our show.
I've got a massive coup. We've got Taylor Swift exclusive.
(19:28):
It's also when people overthrow a government. They do it
in Fiji from time to time. Okay, it's no. They
got Snoop Dogg for the AFL Grand Final. Nice live performance.
I mean that's huge, right.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I kind of like Snoop Dogg. I like his all
his old music.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I love Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I like his older music, which is I don't
think none of it's politically correct anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, you've hit the nail on the head, Amy Gerard.
His older music is what has caused some issues.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Wait, so they've landed him, but now it's causing issues, Well.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's causing issues with the Internet people on the internet.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And the outrage for grade.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Isaac Rankin has recently been banned for four matches for
using the F word on the field and not not
the F word. That no, no, no, not the F word.
Everyone uses it all the time, the homophobic slur, F word,
terrible word. It divided opinion on what had happened to him,
and he's topped four matches. The AFL has said, no,
we have a zero tolerance for homophobia. Yep, good on you.
(20:28):
But of course people have gone back to Snoop Dogg's
old school songs and listen to the lyrics and said, well,
hang on a second. The guy you've just booked to
do the Grand Final uses homophobic sexist.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Language in remember hearing homophobic slurs. But yeah, there's a
lot of like sexist remarks.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Now I believe the I believe the F word featured
in some of Snoop doggs earlier songs. But you're talking
about a gangster from Compton in the Ninth.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Night like you're gonna be talking about like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And he's talking gin and juice.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Street, chipping up and lay back.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
He doesn't say this song, doesn't check this really know
the Chlorus, So I see their point. It's it's really
just terrible timing that the Isaac Crankin's story was massive
and the suspension and then the same weekday an Well.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
The only thing is Snoop Dogg is not bringing out
music nowadays that are using those kind of slurs, right.
I think I feel like he's kind of commercialized himself
quite a fair bit now, and he's kind of a
little bit more family oriented.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
We'd argue he's sold out time so mainstream.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That, but also he's laughing to the bank. But Isaac
Rankin saying that stuff now that you know there's penalties
for that, and you don't. We're all educated and we've
all grown up enough to know that those kind of
remarks aren't tolerated or appropriate anymore. But if they're trying
to pin stuff on Snoop Dogg from music that he
(22:05):
brought out what like fifteen years ago, that's I think
that's they're two separate things.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I agree completely. There's the time. There should be a
time limit on things you do. The nineties were a
different time. Twenty twenty five. I mean, all right, I'll
put my hand up. Yeah, I didn't mind a bit
of that word in high school, yes, even primary school
that all.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
That's all they called each other.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Exactly so, but it was a different time. We didn't
mean anything by it. Now it hurts people. The other
difference is music is art, so you're creating art. It's
not calling another human being that face to face on
a football field.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Well, it's like you could say, that's what comedians do, right.
Their skill is getting up and saying and pushing things
too far and pushing the boundaries, but ultimately making people laugh.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Dave Chappelle said that word recently, and when I was
watching a Dave Chappelle specially use that word. Louis c
k uses that word.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
So why is why are comedians allowed?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Don't know?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well, I think musicians are allowed as well. I think
they can. I mean there's dire straits money for nothing,
A song has that word in it. But I think
they're allowed. It was just terrible timing with the a
f L and it being a big family. It's very
family friendly, the Grand Final. It's meant to be forever one.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
So wait, is Snoop? They brushed him out?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
No, there's there's talk about it, there's calls.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh so there's been calls to stand him down and
bring in a country music singer or something.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But if I know Snoop Dogg, and I think.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I do you know him?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Do you he would have asked for the cash. I
think so. If he's smart, he'd have it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He would like it to get it to you when
the pigs to get it.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Now we took that word out. You said they should
get a country music stuff. Yes, they probably all say
racist stuff though, so then just stuff there as well.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Can't win. Who are we getting getting back Kylie Minogue?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, Kylie is clean, keeps snooping.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Chris. So you're pretty close with your parents, right, Do
they still treat you like a little baby?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
No, I don't know what it is about my dad.
I am almost forty year old woman with three children
and a career and a mortgage, and I pay my bills,
and yet every time they come to stay with me,
I am made to feel like I am an eighteen
year old who can't sort out a red Joe and
can't run a household. And I don't get me wrong,
(24:39):
I know it comes from a really, really loving place.
It's like he just cannot switch off from the fact
that I have grown up. I will, in his eyes,
always be his little daughter who he needs to look
after and care for. But it's constant, so he'll open
my mail when I'm not there, if I'm at work.
(25:00):
Have you paid this bill? Have you? Amy? This is
a parking ticket? Where were you parked? How much petrol?
Have you gone? You? Have you had your car?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What's a service service?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Where's your red joe? Up to?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What is with old people? And God? They love a
car service, don't they?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
They love a car service. He starts to lecture me
about my superannuation and then it's about like my milk
and my bread and that's not out of date. We
can I'll top you up, Amy. Do you have any
toilet paper at home?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
You are an Instagram influencer. Look at that and go, no,
she hasn't grown up yet.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It was even for the Instagram stuff, okay, And that was,
you know, only after having children, even when I was
working in advertising, which is just like, oh, yes, Chris,
call this. Sorry, don't call me sweetie, you condescending.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, you're right. A weekend radio show is also not
a real job. I'm aware of that.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
At least I have other jobs outside of this. Let's
just say that.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Okay, you've hit on something there. My parents, I think,
do treat me like forty two year old man who
should have all his affairs in order. Yeah, and I
am not.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, so you want to be babied and I want
to be kind of left alone.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I want to be a big, a big girl and
be treated as such.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And you want to be like mothered again.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I want my mom to yeah, I want my parents
to look after my superannuation mighty and yeah, pay the
reg o, the bills. Yeah, oh, okay, okay, it's Georgie.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh I married your mother.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
My wife is my mother. Yesh, there we go.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
So Georgie does everything for me because I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, that makes sense. I always thought that i'd marry someone,
and you know, they say you always marry your father.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Ryan definitely doesn't do that. Ryan definitely doesn't make sure
all my finances and everything's in order. He's like, you're
almost forty, you can do it yourself. Yeah, And I
was like, I want the help from him. I just
don't want it from my daddy. I'm from your daddy.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I'm definitely not what I think a forty two year
old old man is like I think of a forty
two year old man.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
He's like a grown up.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, like a grown up with sure, yeah, mature house kids.
I've got all that, but I don't know what I'm doing.
Is it all an act?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, I have to do.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
All adults not know what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't think anyone really knows the exact right or
wrong way. I think everyone just moves at their own pace.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But everyone acts like they've got it all together and
everything's easy. They say that when you're going to have
a kid and you go, I don't feel ready, and
everyone goes, No, one is ready. Your parents weren't ready.
No one in human history has been ready.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, and I don't think there's ever a right moment either. Yeah,
you just do it and hopeful wing in a prayer.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Just do your best. Everyone, Just do your best. That's it.
Keep acting like you know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Fake it till you make it, don't or don't make it.
Just keep faking it.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Your ard
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