August 23, 2025 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's got good morning that remains
to be seen. Chris Paige and Amy Girard pay Good
morning everyone, Happy Sunday. Good morning, Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hey, how are you look? I'm very comfy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What are you doing? You're putting nails on over there.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm singing on my fake nails because I'm a professional
netball player now and I can't have nails.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Do you reckon? You could do it during the songs
or yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I mean I feel like I'm a woman. I can multitask.
I can do it and do two things at once.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You said you're comfy. You look comfy.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Can I just say you also look comfy?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, okay, it was a bit cold this morning, and
you said, hey, I'm gonna wear our boots to work.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I said, I'm coming dressed as a lad.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, And I thought, well, if you're gonna wear ugg boots,
I'll go a step further and I'll wear trackie decks.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So it's like a race to the bottom for both
of us with our retire today.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, you know what I think next weekend, we can
take it a step further and coming our dressing gowns
and then after that dressing gowns, ug boots, pjs.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
How about me just why fronts and like a stained
singlet with like food spilt down the front.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Maybe in summer you can save that for summer when
it starts to get a bit warmer. But I used
to be corporate queen and always in like the tight
fitting dresses and eleven inch stiletto heels, and.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I thought you used to. It was like, Oh, she's
really making an effort for me.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Now I'm like weekend wrecky, like no one's here.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I can wear whatever I want.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like a marriage, isn't it. You've given up.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
For me now that I'm locked in, I've just let
myself go.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I think track pants, though it does send a message
that you have given up competing in society. You're just
like a right, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is a very cool track cool and I've got
a Stax hoodie on.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, I'm big w track pants. I've given up competing
in society. I'm gonna go down. I'm going to eat
a tin of baked beans in my car.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You need to grow a beard as well and listen.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
To Matchbox twenty and just it's the full trifecta. I've
given nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So my girlfriend has been seeing his sky for about
five weeks now.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Now they're not.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Exclusive, they have been intimate with each other, but they've
been dating, courting.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
They're just having some fun.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They're having fun. They've had a few dinner dates, a
few walks, coffee, movie days, sleepovers, all of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Then she went to the gym with him and he
was kind of doing a bit of pete. I mean,
I don't know if he is a pete, but hope.
She has accidentally done some sort of squat or some
sort of movement and her body has betrayed her and
she has let out.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
A pop off.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh she's farted. Is that all right? I thought she'd
like fully voided her bows.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, she didn't go into too much detail, but I'm
assuming it was quite loud and.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Maybe a little bit offensive or aggressive. But here's where.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
She personally, I think she went wrong. So she's dropped
her guts and he has kind of jumped back in shock,
and instead of her just dropping a really funny one
liner or laughing it off or like I don't know,
punching him in and being like, do better than that, bro,
or something like that. She has run away, She's ran
(03:43):
and taken herself into the toilet, and she's made it
incredibly awkward. And then she's come back out and he
was awkward, and they were awkward, and they've gone their
separate ways and she now has not heard from him.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's been ten days. He's essentially ghosted her.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, if he's into her, if she'd just like laughed
and gone better out than oh there's.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Some frogs in here or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, or blame him. Go oh, Ryan, I'm right here.
You know what else is bad? She ran straight to
the toy Yes, so he's she's followed through Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Headbutting cloth. Yeah, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And this is probably a TMI story.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
On the second night that Ryan and I ever had
a sleepover, I literally wet the bed and that's not
something I'm proud of. And I don't think I've ever
wet the bed since.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't know why I even wet the bed.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I was a twenty nine year old woman, and I
remember him rolling over in the morning and nudging me,
going amy, we've been out drinking the night before. Yeah,
And he goes, if were the bed, and I go, yeah,
that happens sometimes, and I just downplayed it, and he
kind of just got up and had a shower, and
(04:52):
I got up and had a shower and we.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Laughed about it, and I said, oh, forgot to.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Put my nappy on before bed, and I just I
was internally dying, but I just kind of laughed it
off and hoped for the best.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And we're now married and we've got three kids.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I think if I had been incredibly awkward in
that moment and gone, you need to leave, you need
to leave, like I had some weird underlying incontinence issues
that played.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Out at gross.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Exactly right, Whereas I was just like, yeah, I get
used to it, buddy, I'm a catch occasionally wet the bed.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I dropped a fart in the supermarkets during the week,
you know, when you don't expect it to be loud. Yes,
it's just like I'll just seek one out here. Yes,
it was just totally unexpectedly so loud. Three people turned
around I love it and just looked at me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I do pilates, and I remember a couple of months back,
because you're always in leg spread positions and you're pushing,
and this lady behind in the road behind me just
let out this big and I went to giggle, and
then I realized no one was giggling because obviously people
are like, oh, we didn't want to make her feel bad.
I was like, I have a giggle about it, guys,
no one did.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
So I am all for farts. I've actually got.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Girlfriends who whose partners used to let like there's there's
a no farting policy in their relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't. Me and my wife don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
But if you needed to, you you don't like get
up and leave the room, do you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know. You just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So if you're sitting in the room with Georgie on
the lounge watching a movie, that happens.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well that's probably why you know what.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You actually are never in the same room, which is
why you never do it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's why we do it. It's a great relationship tip everyone.
I'm was trying to rile you up and get you angry,
and I'm so disappointed. I sent you the link to
an article I read, and I thought, Amy'll be furious
about this. She'll hate it. And you're sitting there reading
it during the songs, laughing away, and I made you happy.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It was very well written and very funny.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Actually, the articles from someone at Mamma Mia, and she
has written saying that having a third baby is like
ordering dessert at a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, now, after thought.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Let me just read you some so people understand. So
she's gone. Starters were firstborns. You know the drill.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You and your friends arrive at the restaurant and sit down.
To begin with, you're just drinking, and then everyone takes
a while pondering the menu and ordering their starters. This
is the first round of babies. When the starters arrive,
it's very exciting because you're all ravenous and been eyeing
off other people's food going past. There might even be
some covert comparing of whose starter is the best.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
H hilarious, you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Mums sometimes can be like quite competitive main course. By
the time the main course arrives second children, everyone is
thoroughly settled into the restaurant and the whole business of
having dinner. You will all be much less interested in
each other's food because nobody's hungry anymore. Now you can
finally start talking about something else, and then dessert, would
(07:52):
anyone like to see the dessert menu? Nearly everyone at
the table says no, thanks immediately, no.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Two courses is plenty.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Thank you, without pausing or even looking at each other.
And you're a little surprised. Putting would be so delicious,
and you don't quite feel that finished, all balanced. It's
all been a little bit savory up till now. And
this is when you try for a third after two
kids of the same sex. So she goes on to
(08:21):
talk about when the dessert arrives, and everyone's like looking
on adoringly, and they're salivating, and they're paying a lot
of attention to the dessert that you've ordered, and you
kind of are sitting there feeling a bit smug, and
you look around the table and people are kind of
sitting there thinking, oh, am.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I going to regret not ordering dessert. It is a
very well written article.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm probably one of those people that I think because
I grew up in a dynamic of three kids, it
was always me having three children. I never thought I
was going to have one or two or four. I
just I was just always having three kids.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, you had such a good childhood. Everything you tell
me about your childhood is lovely memories. You have now
bought the house that you grew up in and renovated
it your own, but you're raising three kids in your
childhood home. You're recreating your own childhood as an adult. Yeah,
your parents were drunks as well, recreating that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
My parents enjoyed a wine, and yes, so do I.
I mean it's a little bit weird when you think
about it, like I.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Had a weird but you're lucky to have had a
childhood that was so nice. You went, that's what I
want to.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, And I think it's funny because I think a
lot of people were like, oh, you've had a girl
and a boy, so you've got both different genders so
you can experience, you know, a different relationships with different genders.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
But I was. I was never stopping it too. I
was always having a third.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I actually probably would have had a fourth if Ryan
hadn't gone and got the snip so quickly.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh really, did you and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Georgie never contemplate having a third given.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That you've Yeah, we talked about dessert. We had the conversation,
and no for us personally, Okay, my entree my starters
were I got the oysters. Yeah, turns out the oysters
have been sitting in room temperature all day, and I
got aggressive food, poisonous and no dessert for me.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's now, we're not actually speaking about your kids here.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Like you love being a dad, don't you.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But I absolutely drew the line after your mane and
you there was no room.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You know what, I'm a great dad to my two boys.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What about Georgie? Did she want to push on for
a third?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
She would love she would love a daughter. It's the
oldest story in the book. We had the two boys
and she would love a daughter. But I said, hey,
if we're gonna have a third, you need to assume
it will be a boy, because you cannot have a
hint of disappointment. Of course if we have a third boy,
and you know, of course we will.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I've had girlfriends who have pushed on for a third,
hoping for a girl, and then it's a boy, and
they've done the gender reveals and they can't post them
because there's just like they're just wiped out with disappointment,
which I totally understand.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
But also every you know, delete that video.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Never let their kid see that video. So what are
you ordering for dessert? If you're trying for a third kid,
like something like a big chocolate a clare lots of
cream pudding, not sticky date?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why not sticky date? I love sticky Day this moment, You're.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Not gonna get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I didn't put the two and two together page.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You've never thought sticky date pudding sounded dirty? I still
love it. Still order. You need to be careful because
you know I've got an addictive personality and if I
try something that provides even a hint of dopamine.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Are you back?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm hooked. Yeah, so I've got to be well. I've
never done smack and I never will because that's yeah,
I'll be on the street before you know it, going,
can I four dollars? I've got a job interview. I
need to train fair so I'm not going to do that.
Now you've got me hooked on online shopping on Amazon
and yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Get you hooked on that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Did I tell you about it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I told you I was going to the shops. I said,
I need to go to the shops and buy this,
and you were like, just get it on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
On the convenience of Amazon especially is outrageously good.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Like, if I need a book, I ordered a book
the other day.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I ordered it at nine am and it was on
my door by three pm same day.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's insane, Like, yeah, I needed a Wi Fi booster
thing to set up a new TV during the week,
ordered it at night and like lunchtime the next day
it's on set up thirty eight bucks and we're rolling.
It's just it's too easy.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, the apps like Amazon and then you've heard of
like Timu and Sheen and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
The only thing I hear about Timu is it's used
as an insult.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's like a TMU version.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, Peter Dutton was Timu Trump during the election.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's well, I have withstood those apps for a long
time now. I refused to get on them. All my
girlfriends were like, you're crazy. Everything's like four dollars, three dollars,
six dollars. But I kind of folded recently when it
was book week leading up to book Week, and I
was like, I'll jump on.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Everyone said get the costumes from there. They're so cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I downloaded the Timu app and as soon as I
opened the app up, this little thing popped up.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And it said wheel of prizes. Spin the wheel.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I couldn't actually go any further without spinning the wheel,
so I spun the wheel.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Boom. I win six prizes.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I won a handheld vacuum for the car.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I got to pick them as well.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I want a steamer, a clothed garment steamer, this little
egg thing for the fridge, A whole row of brushes
and hair ties for my daughter, and I got it
all for free.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
TEAMU is a pokey. You opened it up and as
the spinning wheel, You've won the prizes and you're hooked.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Became so aggressive.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
The notifications from Timu were going off on my phone
like three four times a day. You got more prizes,
collect your free prize, collect your free gifts. And I
was like, how do I need to turn these notifications off?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Because this is aggressive?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But I can imagine if you were constantly sniffing out
that dopamine. Here.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I do have the moral, well not enough of a
moral qualm to not use it, because I really needed
that Wi Fi booster. But you look at a lot
of the stuff on Amazon, and I'm sure t Wu's
probably even worse. Ali Barber is another one you go
for them to be able to sell that and deliver
it to your door the next day at that price.
Someone has suffered for that.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That's not Oh you think someone suffered that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Was made in a factory in a crap country with
workers who are not knocked after properly. Yet. Well, but
they're too convenient. I think people just go home. Well,
I'd love to be a better person, but.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So how bad is the addiction? Like how often are
you shopping on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm on every day, I'm browsing and I'm but again buying.
It's too easy. You don't even have to get out
your credit card, credit card stores that you just it's done.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Never Downloadchine or Timu because it feeds you stuff that
you're like.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
That could actually be quite handy.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's stuff you didn't know you needed, that's right, and
that's how Bunnings get you as well.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Don't get on I'm telling you now, ban yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Never get on it because Amazon doesn't give you free stuff,
but all these like cheaper ones like Timu and Ali Baba,
they do lure you in with the free gifts.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I can feel my dopamine receptors just firing. You're talking
about it. No, I'm a sucker. I can't say no,
even you know the special the middle Aisle. I go
through Aldi and I'm not even trying to look at it.
Something You'll catch my eye and I go, well, I
guess I could use a tennis ball launcher. Yeah, I'm
boots with U Boot rollerblades. I've just got an.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Say, well, let me know if you need me to
intervene at any point.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, I'll go to AA Amazon. And so let's go
inside the Facebook moms group. I mean like, let's yeah,
do it internal.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You can't get in.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
What's been going on in the Facebook mum script? This
what's the big issue in the Facebook mum's groups?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This lady's written high Mums.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
My nine year old was so excited for a classmates
birthday party.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
He got the invite, but I'll admit I was a
little late.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
RSBP, life's been chaos forgot to text until about ten
days before the party. The mum replied, saying that the
party was called off due to family issues. Felt bad
but understood until the day of the party, when my
son got bombarded with messages from his classmates asking where
he was and why he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Turns out the party went ahead. He just wasn't included.
I get that I was late.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But to lie about canceling the whole thing ten days
is easily enough time to squeeze him into a backyard party, right.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, I was at it. That's it a big issue
until you said backyard party. I was going well, fair enough.
If they've booked out beside Sea World or some stupid center,
then there's a set number.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, but hang on, why not just say sorry, I've
already sent through the numbers for the party. Why lie
and say you've got friendly issues. I think there's bigger
things that play here. I think this mum doesn't like
the other mum. Yeah, because honestly.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I'm the worst mum.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm the mom that's like driving to the party going
oh shit, I haven't even our sweet pea, Hey, Tanya,
Bobby and I are on the way now.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Sorry for not RSVP.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, when you say we're on the way, it's like, oh, okay,
you're coming.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
But if it's a backyard party, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
If it's at some stupid indoor climbing thing, you can say, hey, sorry,
I forgot to RSVP. I'll give you the thirty five
dollars for Bobby to come and have his cake whatever,
but your backyard party enough fairy bread for one more kid?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
And also why lie?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You literally can't lie about things these days. Social media
will always catch you out. You might not be posting photos,
but the other ten parents who were.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
There probably are.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Maybe she was telling the truth and they do have
huge family issues, and what's that? The issue is that
she's a bitch? Chris. Last night, yep, finally you watched
the movie Sinners. Yes, I did, with Michael B. Jordan.
That's why it's the vampire movie. Yeah, I know. So
(18:29):
you didn't want to because it's a vampire movie.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, no, I didn't want it.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I actually saw it come up, you know, on your
TV screen, and it kind of lets you know of
all the new releases, new movies that have come out.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
And I clocked Michael B.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Jordan and that, my friends is a sexy hall pass
of mine. But when I clicked into it, it actually
said horror. Now I hate horror films like I'm the
big baby. I don't like the I don't like being
jump scared.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, but you have been going on about it, saying
you need to watch it, even if you just watch
it for Michael B.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Jordan, but also that it's a really great.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Film and it's got great music, and I don't think
it's a horror film. I think they've misclassified it, yeah,
because it's not. Yes, it's vampires and people getting their
next spitting and blood coming out, but it's not scary.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is it.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
No, So Ryan was.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I kind of mentioned it to Ryan last night and
he said, oh, yeah, apparently it's got really great it's
shot really well or something like that. He said, I've
heard it's had good reviews. And when I clicked on it,
it didn't say horror anymore. It said like thriller and drama.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
So I was like, maybe.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
They've like down categorized it from like Gore to something manageable. Yeah,
And it was absolutely fine to watch like it was.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
There was maybe one or two scenes where.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I blocked my ears because as long as the jump
scares not there for me, I can watch the Gore.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It was a really good film.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
My early prediction, and he's going to dominate the Oscars,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, And I love the music in it. I've already
like spent a bit of time googling the Sinners playlist
the soundtrack to the whole movie without giving too much away.
The vampires, I've got some really good tunes sing like this.
It's almost like folklore or something.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Folklore, Yeah, is that what it is? The l is silent,
it's just folk shit. It's great music all the way through.
So a lot of it is it's said in nineteen twenties,
round nineteen thirty, nineteen thirty five, Mississippi, so it's back then,
and it's the most of the film is like the
black soul music. Would you say? Is that what?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
It was a lot of soul music, blues blues.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's what I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It was that music is also beautiful. That guy, that
sammy guy with the guitar, his voice.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
But then the White Vampires come along with their Irish
jig and that was the song.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You really there was one song that they I like.
They yes, they really liked it. Anyway, if anyone's looking
for a good movie, Sinners.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Have we sold it? Well? We're talking about vampires and folk. Yeah, me,
it sounds weird as hell.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, I actually really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's good. You should listen to me more often you
don't listen to me. I don't, okay. Next up, Terrify
three is on there as well. It's hilarious. You got
a book in your holidays nice and early. Because this
is the hack for twenty twenty six. I'm going to
tell you where you can take a few days and
you'll leave here and there and really stretch out those breaks,
(21:28):
getting your bang for your buck on your and your leave.
But everyone will do it. So go to your company
website and tell your manager you want these dates away.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I think a lot of companies only allow you to
put in like an you'll leave up to six months.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Right, Well, yeah, well set a reminder and do it
six months because otherwise if everyone else does it, they'll
go No. Too many people are away kind of those dates.
So January Australia days our first one. If it hasn't
been canceled by then, I don't know. So Monday, January
twenty sixth is a public holiday. Do your four days
leave jan twenty seven. Rest of that week four days
and you'll leave equals nine days off.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes, so a lot of it. Yeah, it looks like
a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Of these are falling after public holiday, which is on
a Monday. Yeah, and then you're taking the Tuesday to
Friday and you're getting two weekends and a week off,
so do that.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Post Australia Day. You've got that. One April, you've got Easter,
so Tuesday April seven, rest of that week you take
your four days. That is a ten day holiday night
around Easter only using four days of leave. Clever, we
get to June the King's Birthday, all Hail our Glorious King,
and you get his Monday off, So Tuesday, June nine
(22:40):
you take those four days off. That's another nine day
break for four days around the King's birthday. Labor Day.
I don't know what that.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Is, but it Suo cares. It's a public holiday.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's off. It's Monday October five, so early October you
take the four days after Labor Day off. You get
nine days for the price of four.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And then the holy Grail is December of Christmas New
Year's If you take December twenty nine, thirty thirty one one,
just the three days and you'll leave, that equals ten
days off over that. Because of we're Boxing Day and
Chris falls, the Boxing Day public holiday falls is pushed
back to the Monday. Anyway, it's a good one for
(23:22):
raught and you leave this year year.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I'm actually going to screenshot this and send it to Ryan.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, get him to get in early.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Made December twenty twenty six. That's a long way away,
you might say.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You say that, but we will literally blink and be there.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I feel like I'm almost like I dead set. Saw
a Christmas decoration in Kmart the other day in August, Like.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
God, it's August twenty four.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Jeez, we're going to be in September in like a
week or so.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Where's the bloody year gone?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And we're right?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
How's that for a conversation start up? Can't you believe
how quickly this year's gone? Shut up? Every year?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Every year.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Sorry, it is a bad move at the end of
the show because because I love hanging out with you
and being on the radio. But now I'm going to
go and spend time with my family.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh my god, lovely bunch.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We will see you next weekend, same time, Saturday and Sunday.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's got good morning that remains
to be seen. Chris Paige and Amy Girard pay Good
morning everyone, Happy Sunday. Good morning, Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hey, how are you look? I'm very comfy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
What are you doing? You're putting nails on over there.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm singing on my fake nails because I'm a professional
netball player now and I can't have nails.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Do you reckon? You could do it during the songs
or yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I mean I feel like I'm a woman. I can multitask.
I can do it and do two things at once.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You said you're comfy. You look comfy.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Can I just say you also look comfy?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, okay, it was a bit cold this morning, and
you said, hey, I'm gonna wear our boots to work.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I said, I'm coming dressed as a lad.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, And I thought, well, if you're gonna wear ugg boots,
I'll go a step further and I'll wear trackie decks.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So it's like a race to the bottom for both
of us with our retire today.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, you know what I think next weekend, we can
take it a step further and coming our dressing gowns
and then after that dressing gowns, ug boots, pjs.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
How about me just why fronts and like a stained
singlet with like food spilt down the front.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Maybe in summer you can save that for summer when
it starts to get a bit warmer. But I used
to be corporate queen and always in like the tight
fitting dresses and eleven inch stiletto heels, and.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I thought you used to. It was like, Oh, she's
really making an effort for me.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Now I'm like weekend wrecky, like no one's here.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I can wear whatever I want.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like a marriage, isn't it. You've given up.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
For me now that I'm locked in, I've just let
myself go.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I think track pants, though it does send a message
that you have given up competing in society. You're just
like a right, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is a very cool track cool and I've got
a Stax hoodie on.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, I'm big w track pants. I've given up competing
in society. I'm gonna go down. I'm going to eat
a tin of baked beans in my car.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You need to grow a beard as well and listen.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
To Matchbox twenty and just it's the full trifecta. I've
given nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So my girlfriend has been seeing his sky for about
five weeks now.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Now they're not.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Exclusive, they have been intimate with each other, but they've
been dating, courting.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
They're just having some fun.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They're having fun. They've had a few dinner dates, a
few walks, coffee, movie days, sleepovers, all of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Then she went to the gym with him and he
was kind of doing a bit of pete. I mean,
I don't know if he is a pete, but hope.
She has accidentally done some sort of squat or some
sort of movement and her body has betrayed her and
she has let out.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
A pop off.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh she's farted. Is that all right? I thought she'd
like fully voided her bows.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, she didn't go into too much detail, but I'm
assuming it was quite loud and.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Maybe a little bit offensive or aggressive. But here's where.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
She personally, I think she went wrong. So she's dropped
her guts and he has kind of jumped back in shock,
and instead of her just dropping a really funny one
liner or laughing it off or like I don't know,
punching him in and being like, do better than that, bro,
or something like that. She has run away, She's ran
(03:43):
and taken herself into the toilet, and she's made it
incredibly awkward. And then she's come back out and he
was awkward, and they were awkward, and they've gone their
separate ways and she now has not heard from him.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's been ten days. He's essentially ghosted her.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, if he's into her, if she'd just like laughed
and gone better out than oh there's.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Some frogs in here or something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, or blame him. Go oh, Ryan, I'm right here.
You know what else is bad? She ran straight to
the toy Yes, so he's she's followed through Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Headbutting cloth. Yeah, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And this is probably a TMI story.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
On the second night that Ryan and I ever had
a sleepover, I literally wet the bed and that's not
something I'm proud of. And I don't think I've ever
wet the bed since.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't know why I even wet the bed.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I was a twenty nine year old woman, and I
remember him rolling over in the morning and nudging me,
going amy, we've been out drinking the night before. Yeah,
And he goes, if were the bed, and I go, yeah,
that happens sometimes, and I just downplayed it, and he
kind of just got up and had a shower, and
(04:52):
I got up and had a shower and we.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Laughed about it, and I said, oh, forgot to.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Put my nappy on before bed, and I just I
was internally dying, but I just kind of laughed it
off and hoped for the best.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And we're now married and we've got three kids.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I think if I had been incredibly awkward in
that moment and gone, you need to leave, you need
to leave, like I had some weird underlying incontinence issues
that played.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Out at gross.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Exactly right, Whereas I was just like, yeah, I get
used to it, buddy, I'm a catch occasionally wet the bed.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I dropped a fart in the supermarkets during the week,
you know, when you don't expect it to be loud. Yes,
it's just like I'll just seek one out here. Yes,
it was just totally unexpectedly so loud. Three people turned
around I love it and just looked at me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I do pilates, and I remember a couple of months back,
because you're always in leg spread positions and you're pushing,
and this lady behind in the road behind me just
let out this big and I went to giggle, and
then I realized no one was giggling because obviously people
are like, oh, we didn't want to make her feel bad.
I was like, I have a giggle about it, guys,
no one did.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
So I am all for farts. I've actually got.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Girlfriends who whose partners used to let like there's there's
a no farting policy in their relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't. Me and my wife don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
But if you needed to, you you don't like get
up and leave the room, do you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know. You just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So if you're sitting in the room with Georgie on
the lounge watching a movie, that happens.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well that's probably why you know what.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
You actually are never in the same room, which is
why you never do it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's why we do it. It's a great relationship tip everyone.
I'm was trying to rile you up and get you angry,
and I'm so disappointed. I sent you the link to
an article I read, and I thought, Amy'll be furious
about this. She'll hate it. And you're sitting there reading
it during the songs, laughing away, and I made you happy.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It was very well written and very funny.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Actually, the articles from someone at Mamma Mia, and she
has written saying that having a third baby is like
ordering dessert at a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, now, after thought.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Let me just read you some so people understand. So
she's gone. Starters were firstborns. You know the drill.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You and your friends arrive at the restaurant and sit down.
To begin with, you're just drinking, and then everyone takes
a while pondering the menu and ordering their starters. This
is the first round of babies. When the starters arrive,
it's very exciting because you're all ravenous and been eyeing
off other people's food going past. There might even be
some covert comparing of whose starter is the best.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
H hilarious, you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Mums sometimes can be like quite competitive main course. By
the time the main course arrives second children, everyone is
thoroughly settled into the restaurant and the whole business of
having dinner. You will all be much less interested in
each other's food because nobody's hungry anymore. Now you can
finally start talking about something else, and then dessert, would
(07:52):
anyone like to see the dessert menu? Nearly everyone at
the table says no, thanks immediately, no.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Two courses is plenty.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Thank you, without pausing or even looking at each other.
And you're a little surprised. Putting would be so delicious,
and you don't quite feel that finished, all balanced. It's
all been a little bit savory up till now. And
this is when you try for a third after two
kids of the same sex. So she goes on to
(08:21):
talk about when the dessert arrives, and everyone's like looking
on adoringly, and they're salivating, and they're paying a lot
of attention to the dessert that you've ordered, and you
kind of are sitting there feeling a bit smug, and
you look around the table and people are kind of
sitting there thinking, oh, am.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I going to regret not ordering dessert. It is a
very well written article.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm probably one of those people that I think because
I grew up in a dynamic of three kids, it
was always me having three children. I never thought I
was going to have one or two or four. I
just I was just always having three kids.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, you had such a good childhood. Everything you tell
me about your childhood is lovely memories. You have now
bought the house that you grew up in and renovated
it your own, but you're raising three kids in your
childhood home. You're recreating your own childhood as an adult. Yeah,
your parents were drunks as well, recreating that.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
My parents enjoyed a wine, and yes, so do I.
I mean it's a little bit weird when you think
about it, like I.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Had a weird but you're lucky to have had a
childhood that was so nice. You went, that's what I
want to.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, And I think it's funny because I think a
lot of people were like, oh, you've had a girl
and a boy, so you've got both different genders so
you can experience, you know, a different relationships with different genders.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
But I was. I was never stopping it too. I
was always having a third.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I actually probably would have had a fourth if Ryan
hadn't gone and got the snip so quickly.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh really, did you and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Georgie never contemplate having a third given.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That you've Yeah, we talked about dessert. We had the conversation,
and no for us personally, Okay, my entree my starters
were I got the oysters. Yeah, turns out the oysters
have been sitting in room temperature all day, and I
got aggressive food, poisonous and no dessert for me.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's now, we're not actually speaking about your kids here.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Like you love being a dad, don't you.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes, you do.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But I absolutely drew the line after your mane and
you there was no room.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You know what, I'm a great dad to my two boys.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What about Georgie? Did she want to push on for
a third?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
She would love she would love a daughter. It's the
oldest story in the book. We had the two boys
and she would love a daughter. But I said, hey,
if we're gonna have a third, you need to assume
it will be a boy, because you cannot have a
hint of disappointment. Of course if we have a third boy,
and you know, of course we will.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I've had girlfriends who have pushed on for a third,
hoping for a girl, and then it's a boy, and
they've done the gender reveals and they can't post them
because there's just like they're just wiped out with disappointment,
which I totally understand.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
But also every you know, delete that video.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Never let their kid see that video. So what are
you ordering for dessert? If you're trying for a third kid,
like something like a big chocolate a clare lots of
cream pudding, not sticky date?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Why not sticky date? I love sticky Day this moment, You're.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Not gonna get pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I didn't put the two and two together page.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You've never thought sticky date pudding sounded dirty? I still
love it. Still order. You need to be careful because
you know I've got an addictive personality and if I
try something that provides even a hint of dopamine.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Are you back?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm hooked. Yeah, so I've got to be well. I've
never done smack and I never will because that's yeah,
I'll be on the street before you know it, going,
can I four dollars? I've got a job interview. I
need to train fair so I'm not going to do that.
Now you've got me hooked on online shopping on Amazon
and yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Get you hooked on that.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Did I tell you about it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I told you I was going to the shops. I said,
I need to go to the shops and buy this,
and you were like, just get it on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
On the convenience of Amazon especially is outrageously good.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Like, if I need a book, I ordered a book
the other day.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I ordered it at nine am and it was on
my door by three pm same day.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's insane, Like, yeah, I needed a Wi Fi booster
thing to set up a new TV during the week,
ordered it at night and like lunchtime the next day
it's on set up thirty eight bucks and we're rolling.
It's just it's too easy.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, the apps like Amazon and then you've heard of
like Timu and Sheen and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
The only thing I hear about Timu is it's used
as an insult.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's like a TMU version.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, Peter Dutton was Timu Trump during the election.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's well, I have withstood those apps for a long
time now. I refused to get on them. All my
girlfriends were like, you're crazy. Everything's like four dollars, three dollars,
six dollars. But I kind of folded recently when it
was book week leading up to book Week, and I
was like, I'll jump on.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Everyone said get the costumes from there. They're so cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I downloaded the Timu app and as soon as I
opened the app up, this little thing popped up.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
And it said wheel of prizes. Spin the wheel.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I couldn't actually go any further without spinning the wheel,
so I spun the wheel.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Boom. I win six prizes.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I won a handheld vacuum for the car.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I got to pick them as well.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I want a steamer, a clothed garment steamer, this little
egg thing for the fridge, A whole row of brushes
and hair ties for my daughter, and I got it
all for free.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
TEAMU is a pokey. You opened it up and as
the spinning wheel, You've won the prizes and you're hooked.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Became so aggressive.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
The notifications from Timu were going off on my phone
like three four times a day. You got more prizes,
collect your free prize, collect your free gifts. And I
was like, how do I need to turn these notifications off?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Because this is aggressive?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
But I can imagine if you were constantly sniffing out
that dopamine. Here.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I do have the moral, well not enough of a
moral qualm to not use it, because I really needed
that Wi Fi booster. But you look at a lot
of the stuff on Amazon, and I'm sure t Wu's
probably even worse. Ali Barber is another one you go
for them to be able to sell that and deliver
it to your door the next day at that price.
Someone has suffered for that.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
That's not Oh you think someone suffered that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Was made in a factory in a crap country with
workers who are not knocked after properly. Yet. Well, but
they're too convenient. I think people just go home. Well,
I'd love to be a better person, but.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So how bad is the addiction? Like how often are
you shopping on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm on every day, I'm browsing and I'm but again buying.
It's too easy. You don't even have to get out
your credit card, credit card stores that you just it's done.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Never Downloadchine or Timu because it feeds you stuff that
you're like.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
That could actually be quite handy.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's stuff you didn't know you needed, that's right, and
that's how Bunnings get you as well.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Don't get on I'm telling you now, ban yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Never get on it because Amazon doesn't give you free stuff,
but all these like cheaper ones like Timu and Ali Baba,
they do lure you in with the free gifts.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I can feel my dopamine receptors just firing. You're talking
about it. No, I'm a sucker. I can't say no,
even you know the special the middle Aisle. I go
through Aldi and I'm not even trying to look at it.
Something You'll catch my eye and I go, well, I
guess I could use a tennis ball launcher. Yeah, I'm
boots with U Boot rollerblades. I've just got an.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Say, well, let me know if you need me to
intervene at any point.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, I'll go to AA Amazon. And so let's go
inside the Facebook moms group. I mean like, let's yeah,
do it internal.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
You can't get in.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
What's been going on in the Facebook mum script? This
what's the big issue in the Facebook mum's groups?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This lady's written high Mums.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
My nine year old was so excited for a classmates
birthday party.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
He got the invite, but I'll admit I was a
little late.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
RSBP, life's been chaos forgot to text until about ten
days before the party. The mum replied, saying that the
party was called off due to family issues. Felt bad
but understood until the day of the party, when my
son got bombarded with messages from his classmates asking where
he was and why he wasn't there.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Turns out the party went ahead. He just wasn't included.
I get that I was late.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But to lie about canceling the whole thing ten days
is easily enough time to squeeze him into a backyard party, right.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, I was at it. That's it a big issue
until you said backyard party. I was going well, fair enough.
If they've booked out beside Sea World or some stupid center,
then there's a set number.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, but hang on, why not just say sorry, I've
already sent through the numbers for the party. Why lie
and say you've got friendly issues. I think there's bigger
things that play here. I think this mum doesn't like
the other mum. Yeah, because honestly.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I'm the worst mum.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm the mom that's like driving to the party going
oh shit, I haven't even our sweet pea, Hey, Tanya,
Bobby and I are on the way now.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Sorry for not RSVP.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, when you say we're on the way, it's like, oh, okay,
you're coming.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
But if it's a backyard party, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
If it's at some stupid indoor climbing thing, you can say, hey, sorry,
I forgot to RSVP. I'll give you the thirty five
dollars for Bobby to come and have his cake whatever,
but your backyard party enough fairy bread for one more kid?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
And also why lie?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You literally can't lie about things these days. Social media
will always catch you out. You might not be posting photos,
but the other ten parents who were.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
There probably are.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Maybe she was telling the truth and they do have
huge family issues, and what's that? The issue is that
she's a bitch? Chris. Last night, yep, finally you watched
the movie Sinners. Yes, I did, with Michael B. Jordan.
That's why it's the vampire movie. Yeah, I know. So
(18:29):
you didn't want to because it's a vampire movie.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, no, I didn't want it.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I actually saw it come up, you know, on your
TV screen, and it kind of lets you know of
all the new releases, new movies that have come out.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
And I clocked Michael B.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Jordan and that, my friends is a sexy hall pass
of mine. But when I clicked into it, it actually
said horror. Now I hate horror films like I'm the
big baby. I don't like the I don't like being
jump scared.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, but you have been going on about it, saying
you need to watch it, even if you just watch
it for Michael B.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Jordan, but also that it's a really great.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Film and it's got great music, and I don't think
it's a horror film. I think they've misclassified it, yeah,
because it's not. Yes, it's vampires and people getting their
next spitting and blood coming out, but it's not scary.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is it.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
No, So Ryan was.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I kind of mentioned it to Ryan last night and
he said, oh, yeah, apparently it's got really great it's
shot really well or something like that. He said, I've
heard it's had good reviews. And when I clicked on it,
it didn't say horror anymore. It said like thriller and drama.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
So I was like, maybe.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
They've like down categorized it from like Gore to something manageable. Yeah,
And it was absolutely fine to watch like it was.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
There was maybe one or two scenes where.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I blocked my ears because as long as the jump
scares not there for me, I can watch the Gore.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
It was a really good film.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
My early prediction, and he's going to dominate the Oscars,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, And I love the music in it. I've already
like spent a bit of time googling the Sinners playlist
the soundtrack to the whole movie without giving too much away.
The vampires, I've got some really good tunes sing like this.
It's almost like folklore or something.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Folklore, Yeah, is that what it is? The l is silent,
it's just folk shit. It's great music all the way through.
So a lot of it is it's said in nineteen twenties,
round nineteen thirty, nineteen thirty five, Mississippi, so it's back then,
and it's the most of the film is like the
black soul music. Would you say? Is that what?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
It was a lot of soul music, blues blues.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's what I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It was that music is also beautiful. That guy, that
sammy guy with the guitar, his voice.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
But then the White Vampires come along with their Irish
jig and that was the song.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You really there was one song that they I like.
They yes, they really liked it. Anyway, if anyone's looking
for a good movie, Sinners.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Have we sold it? Well? We're talking about vampires and folk. Yeah, me,
it sounds weird as hell.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, I actually really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's good. You should listen to me more often you
don't listen to me. I don't, okay. Next up, Terrify
three is on there as well. It's hilarious. You got
a book in your holidays nice and early. Because this
is the hack for twenty twenty six. I'm going to
tell you where you can take a few days and
you'll leave here and there and really stretch out those breaks,
(21:28):
getting your bang for your buck on your and your leave.
But everyone will do it. So go to your company
website and tell your manager you want these dates away.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I think a lot of companies only allow you to
put in like an you'll leave up to six months.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Right, Well, yeah, well set a reminder and do it
six months because otherwise if everyone else does it, they'll
go No. Too many people are away kind of those dates.
So January Australia days our first one. If it hasn't
been canceled by then, I don't know. So Monday, January
twenty sixth is a public holiday. Do your four days
leave jan twenty seven. Rest of that week four days
and you'll leave equals nine days off.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes, so a lot of it. Yeah, it looks like
a lot.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Of these are falling after public holiday, which is on
a Monday. Yeah, and then you're taking the Tuesday to
Friday and you're getting two weekends and a week off,
so do that.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Post Australia Day. You've got that. One April, you've got Easter,
so Tuesday April seven, rest of that week you take
your four days. That is a ten day holiday night
around Easter only using four days of leave. Clever, we
get to June the King's Birthday, all Hail our Glorious King,
and you get his Monday off, So Tuesday, June nine
(22:40):
you take those four days off. That's another nine day
break for four days around the King's birthday. Labor Day.
I don't know what that.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Is, but it Suo cares. It's a public holiday.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's off. It's Monday October five, so early October you
take the four days after Labor Day off. You get
nine days for the price of four.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And then the holy Grail is December of Christmas New
Year's If you take December twenty nine, thirty thirty one one,
just the three days and you'll leave, that equals ten
days off over that. Because of we're Boxing Day and
Chris falls, the Boxing Day public holiday falls is pushed
back to the Monday. Anyway, it's a good one for
(23:22):
raught and you leave this year year.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I'm actually going to screenshot this and send it to Ryan.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, get him to get in early.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Made December twenty twenty six. That's a long way away,
you might say.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You say that, but we will literally blink and be there.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I feel like I'm almost like I dead set. Saw
a Christmas decoration in Kmart the other day in August, Like.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
God, it's August twenty four.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Jeez, we're going to be in September in like a
week or so.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Where's the bloody year gone?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And we're right?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
How's that for a conversation start up? Can't you believe
how quickly this year's gone? Shut up? Every year?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Every year.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Sorry, it is a bad move at the end of
the show because because I love hanging out with you
and being on the radio. But now I'm going to
go and spend time with my family.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh my god, lovely bunch.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We will see you next weekend, same time, Saturday and Sunday.
Chris Page and Amy Gerard
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