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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
That remains to be seen.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Chris Page and Amy Good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hey sunshine, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm skipping church to be here with you?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So you sinner? Are you you? You were first into
flames if he walks into church anyway?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Now, look at this coat you were wearing. Is that
that's leather? This is Amy not head to toe in
brown leather.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's faux croc Yeah, crock of ship. No, that's rich
coming from the guy who has a puppy dog on
his jumper.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's Polo. That's Ralph Larenz. What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's the guy that not Ralph laen isn't it? No?
What is it that's from?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's a good one too. I'm going down to the
polo club after the show. Rod and Gun Jumper on.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
So this is nice, but it looks like either a
flasher like someone who hides in the bushes and expose
themselves to joggers.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Or someone from the Matrix, right.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, bit of Neo or Morpheus from the Matrix. All
those people that sell fake rolexes near the World Trade
Center in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I just opened my trench and they're all like, yeah, I've.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Got the rolex. I won't do the accent. You look good.
It's nice. Something's just sparked my memory mentioning New York.
Saw this thing about Pete Davidson. You know, the committee's
from SNL and he's done the movies now and he's
dated all these amazing women. Kim Kardashian, A, there's been
a stack. There's a buch of others. Can you explain

(02:03):
to me as a red blooded woman? Why what? What's?
What is it? I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's so easy. He looks like it because he's hilarious.
If the guy can make you laugh. Penny Dropper, Oh no,
you will say that it's not true. Yes it is.
If you've got charisma and you're a funny guy, you
literally can look past looks.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
He looks like an ice addict.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah he's at first glance, he's not attractive. But I actually,
I'll never forget I went on a date with this
guy and first impressions, purely based on looks, not attracted
to him at all. In the slightest sat down on
the date and I laughed and laughed and laughed, and
he had this charisma about him and he was so funny.
I ended up dating him for like a year and

(02:48):
a half, and I within a couple of weeks or months,
I was like, he's the most attractive man in the world.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Am I funny?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You've got a sense of humor. It's just not my
style of sense of him. It's very dark, inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
And I've got a special guest in the studio. Amy
is doing overtime this week, one half of Will and
Woody from the Drive Show.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Woody is here.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Hello Woody, Hello.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Chris, Hello Amy. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else
on the weekend. They're hanging out with you too, Nakabet.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Look, you live to give because the thing we are
talking to you about today is a really really important
cause and we will get onto some lighter stuff as well,
but this is really great. It's through World Vision and
we know how tough well everyone in Africa has it,
but particularly the kids and even more so the girls.
So this is about the voices of a thousand girls,

(03:44):
this program that you're involved in. Can you explain it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
To us totally? Yes, you hit now on the head.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
It's called the Thousand Voices for a Thousand Girls campaign
that World Vision have been doing for about seven years now,
and effectively, it's about giving vulnerable girls our voices, you know,
to talk about the situations that they're in. And I
mean the numbers are harrowing. It's pretty confronting for me

(04:10):
to find out that one in three girls around the
globe will at some stage face violence.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Wow, right, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
So you know, as soon as I heard that and
as soon as World Vision reached out for me to
get involved with the campaign, it was a pretty easy yes.
And part of the campaign was giving my voice in
a video to a girl called Amselek. So she's someone
who I won't go into too much detail because it
does get pretty heavy, but effectively, she was abducted when

(04:41):
she was really young. And you know, you hear stories
like this, you can't believe it exists in the world
that we live in.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And I know you guys have got kids.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I've got a little girl, Remy, and you know, as
soon as my mind goes to her ever feeling like
she's not safe or facing violence, I mean, it just
it kills me.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I know you've been doing for seven years, but a
switch does flick as soon as your wife gives birth
to your first child. Every bad story about kids, missing kids,
kids being hurt, it just times is it by ten impact?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, because I think with the love that you have
for your children, which again I'm sure you guys can
relate to anyone who has a child, you know, with
that love that you feel for your children, you also
get the other side of it, which is the pain,
because when you see your child go through something, it
destroys you in a way that you didn't think it
was possible to be destroyed.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Like when I drop my.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Daughter off at daycare and she's not happy about being
dropped off at daycare, Like I will shed a tear
in it on the drive, you know, which I know
pales in comparison to what people are facing.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Around the globe.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
But if that's hurting me at that level, then you know,
anything you can do to help little girls, I think
is a great thing. What goes on in Africa, could
we could actually, I don't want to say use it,
can I say harness it for our benefit with our
kids and maybe tell them about what goes on around.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
The globe for a little perspective. You know, I just go, hey,
this is do you want to hear about Africa and
heart to the Middle East and what goes on there.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
We're doing all right, yes you are, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I look forward to sharing all the details. I've sponsored
a little girl in Cambodia actually called Sraypov, and this
is all very new, but I'm going to be able to,
through World Vision, reach out to her and write her
letters and see how she's going, and obviously, you know,
look to see her progress through her life and help
her out in any way.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
And I do look forward to sharing that with Remy.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
You know, a photo of Srapov up in the house,
And I think you're exactly right, Chris.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I think for Remy to get some perspective on like
you are very lucky.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's the oldest one of the book, isn't it. When
they won't eat the chicken nuggets, that the stubbing kids
in Africa, we were all told.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That they can't comprehend it.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Though right, it doesn't ever work. It doesn't ever work
because it hasn't worked for me.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You're having another baby. You've got your two year old daughter,
Remys and another baby coming along. Do you know if
you're having a boy or a girl? Yet you're keeping
it a secret, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
This time around, yes, keeping it a secret. So with Remy,
we found out the gender.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Because I just I feel like there's so.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Much unknown with your first child that that was just
one of the unknowns that we were going to get
rid of.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
So let's find out the gender.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
And then it was almost like we were lying to
ourselves in thinking that that would make us more prepared.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Apparently, right, Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
So this time round, we've decided to get the surprise
on the day, which would be great because I feel
like the longer you live and the older you get,
the more that surprises just disappear.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
All my three I had three, and all of all
three of mine were surprises.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
One of them was an accident as well.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
On two of them were surprises, surprise pregnancies. That was
But how's Mims your wife, right, Mimi?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And how has she had a different pregnancy to her first?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
So I think like physically when you compare the two pregnancies,
like they're similar, but the main difference we're finding, which
I'm sure you can speak to Amy is that during
the first pregnance, if she was feeling fatigued and tired
and sore, she was like, Okay, I can stay in
bed all day. And she also had a loving husband

(08:17):
that was also like, I'll do I've got all this time,
I'll do everything for you. Whereas this time around, it's
not only does she have a toddler to look after
so she can't really just stay in bed all day
and relax, but also the best that I can do
for her is kind of looking after Remy and taking
Remy away, So she's kinda she's lost her foot rubs

(08:39):
and also her time all day to stay in bed.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
So I'd say that this pregnancy has been tougher.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
It is. I feel like as you have more consecutive kids,
each your pregnancy just gets harder and harder. What about Remy?
What's she hoping for? Does she want a little brother
or a little sister?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No girl, a little sister, and she is pretty stubborn
about that. We're trying to temper with her the fact
that you know it could be a boy, but unfortunately
her response to.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
That is no boy. Boys are yuck.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
To learn early that males will disappoint her.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
In life.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, yeah, at two years old, she's finding that ad
through me, actually, Chris, So she's getting she's getting that
lesson enough just through watching me through love.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
What I find with little girls, though, is the minute
the baby has arrived, from as young as too, they've
got this like maternal instinct ingrained in them. So the
minute that baby comes out, she might there might be
a little moment of oh, disappointment maybe, and then she'll
just switch into like a little mother hen mode and
she'll she will absolutely love it.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I hope, So, I hope. So fingers crossed.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Unfortunately that the White Law family doesn't have a great
reputation when it comes to the second child coming though,
because when I came into the world, so my brother
is two years older than me, and when he met me,
he smiled, and then I think Mum and Dad kind
of exchanged a loving look, thinking like, look at our

(10:02):
two boys coming together. And then my brother I gouged you,
and he like gonna half my face kind of ripped off.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh okay, yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
The doctors had no idea what to do.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
It was it was like you can't stitch a baby
back up. So for like for the first couple of
years of my life, I had this huge scart.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I actually watched your pregnancy video, Woody. I saw when
you were giving birth and all of that kind of stuff.
Did you have the actual like TENS machine strapped to you?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
This was actually a machine that you can get from
sexy Land. This is a responsor bit, but it's called
it's called a tension lover.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
But effectively it.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Does exactly the same as a TENS machine, which was
sending the contraction palses. Yes, so so it was giving
me what it is I guess somewhat like to be
going through contracts.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I don't want to say that it's exactly the same
as contractions, because it was.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Funny when I did spend a week with a fake
pregnancy belly on with the motivation to try and just
find out or have a better understanding of what my
wife was going through that the women listening to the
radio show were very quick to say, go and f yourself. Yeah,
that's only ten percent of what pregnancy actually is.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So so again, and I fully fully appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
But I'm still glad that I was able just to
wear the belly and then yeah, I went through six
hours of this simulated labor.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was awful.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Honestly, I don't know how long. How long were you
all labors aiming?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
My first with my daughter was thirty hours. Yeah, my
second with my second was ninety minutes.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And then the third one you're saying, the third one
walked out not singing it.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
The third one was about six hours, and nut was
the most Like. That was the hardest because I was like,
no drugs, I'm gonna do it all natural. And he
was a ginormous baby, so I actually felt like my
entire body was being crushed. I was like, this is
how I die. Sorry to anyone who's pregnant. Sorry, make
sure your wife doesn't listen to this.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, I'll tell her a tune out immediately.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Tell you what if. If you've got any advice for
the kids, though, tell them to become anethetists, because we
got we got the bill for hours and we're like
holy ship with them. When we went downstairs, I saw
him in the lobby. Yeah, and he's like, I'm gonna
take it a and he walked out and I was
outside making a phone call and right in front of
me gets into his Bentley guardian. Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, okay,

(12:32):
that's that's where I went.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
That's what they want their money pretty quick though as well,
don't they.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I'll never forget that.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
It was like the obviously a lot going on, and
as the anethis is leaving, he's handing me the bill.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's like, Bro, is this the time?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Do you like?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Email me tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Kids be anthetists starting out. It's a good job advice.
Would he great to talk to you. Hey, thanks for
chatting to us on the weekend as well, because I
know this is your downtime with hanging out with Remy
and looking after your beautiful wife.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
No stress at all. Thanks for having me, guys.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
And all the best at new dad of two life.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, number two, don't worry. Number two. Two is so easy.
It's like than why it really is?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Three is not advisable?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, two and done? Two and done? Yeah, too easy, Gerard.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Can I get your female perspective on something that I've seen?
Because I like to run things past you because I
sort of see something online and react to it and
go that's outrageous. Well, no, I don't, but I think,
well am I am I being a bit chauvenus? If
I have an issue with that. I don't know about
this thing that they're doing in the UK, the British
police are getting attractive female officers to go undercover as joggers.

(13:48):
So they put on their nice active wear. There'll be
two of them and they run along, go for a
jog beside a street, busy street, and then undercover unmarked
police cars with other officers in them will be around
the place, driving around near them, keeping an eye on
things for men who do things like call out to them,

(14:09):
beep their horn, beep their horn, warf whistle, yeah, all
of that sort of stuff.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
These women aren't friends out for a run. They're actually
undercover police officers taking to the streets in sorry, as
part of a new operation trying to stop people cat
calling and harassing female runners.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
So we get polked at the staring, the hanging out
of the window just to look at us, and it
just it's so so so prevalent. Now women deserve to
feel safe wherever they are.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Absolutely, But wait, staring?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Are you Are you arresting people for staring?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm confused. Are they actually arresting people?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yes, people, they've arrested No people, I mean, obviously, if
someone yells out something you know that equates to verbal
assault or something, then fine, but staring, like do they
ever stop watching?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Your eyes should be on the road, Chris, I still
don't understand how it is a cry like, yes, I
think that women should be allowed to go for a
run and feel safe and not like they're pieces of
meat running along the side the road. Do you I
think that men should be arrested over it? Probably not.
Maybe give them a warning or give them a heads up. Hey,

(15:25):
we're cracking down on gronks who liked to cat call
and make women feel uncomfortable, But.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I don't arresting them. I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Well, how do you get arrested for honking your horn?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well, it is illegal to honk your horn unless it's
in a situation like an emergency, unless you're using it
to warn someone. It is illegal to honk your horn.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Every guy is just going to be like, oh, I'm
just sorry. I just leant on the horn. I was,
you know, a person in two cars up was driving
left and I was going right. I was just saying goodbye, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
My fly was undone because I forgot.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Anything. That's a step towards making women feel safer out
in public. I think it's always a step in the
right direction.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
If they're hanging out the window yelling stuff. Sure, maybe,
but she said the staring and well, okay, be honest.
When you wak on your active where you're Lulu Lemon
and go for a go for a walk?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Ye, do I get a yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Do you get it? You get the odd whistle or
a little beep.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I get, I get, I don't get. I mean like,
I feel like everyone stairs, even women, I feel like you. Well, sorry,
I'm not even saying that, like I look good. I
just think everyone usually is kind of sussing out who's
out walking and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, it's people look at each other. That's where a society.
They one just looking at our phones instead.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I am driving down the road and I see a
girl who's running and looks super fit, I'm looking at
her too. Yeah, not because I am a pervert or anything,
just because it's an incentive I need to go home
and go for a walk or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
No, Amy, I'm afraid you're a sex offender and you're
under arrest.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Sorry, what I wouldn't do his cat call or honk
or make her feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
No, I would, yeah, exactly. Well, you know, maybe they
got a point.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Don't honk, don't honk look dirty dogs?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
All right? Cool Amy told me off he that if
she doesn't get she gets upset and goes home. I
did not sad she did.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So you know, we've got this lovely thing called social media, right,
and sometimes yeah, the algorithm, it's a funny little thing.
Sometimes it feeds you bizarre videos, and then every now
and again you come across this gem. It was on
the weekend that I stumbled on this lady's video and

(17:48):
I was somewhat like mesmerized with Bonnie Blue. No beautiful
looking lady. I think she's of Chinese descent, and she
speaks incredibly well. Fast forward the next two hours of
my life and I have gone down a spiral on
this woman. Not only is she so filthy stinking rich.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh thank god you said rich.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Aha, And I will preface this with saying she doesn't
come across arrogant. She speaks very beautifully. You can tell
that she's very, very educated.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
So she was a rich kid when all the best
schools had everything, So she doesn't know anything else.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
She doesn't know any different. But honestly, I can't help,
but I was like fascinated with her. She goes on
these shopping sprees and spends money the same way I
like when I go to Codonon and I need to
like do a winter update for my kids, and I
just you know, I'll blow like three hundred dollars. She

(18:47):
does the same thing in like hermez or Chanel, or
she'll go to Bulgari and she does these like come
high end shopping.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
With me, Come shopping with me. My mom and I
wanted matching Bulgari serpenty pinky rings for the Year of
the Snake. After selecting her ring, we got distracted and
started looking at the bracelets as well. Here's the thicker
and thinner version side by side.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
She literally talks about a wedding tree because she's getting
married and everyone just sends gifts, and so she was like,
my mum wanted to surprise me. She's obviously paying for
most of the wedding, but she wanted to surprise me
with a little gift on Tuesday, and it is this
Van Cleef and Apples, which is this very very expensive
designer brand. She's like, I wanted this necklace, and so

(19:33):
she got it for me. It's a Tuesday morning, and
I googled the necklace. It's like eighty five thousand dollars,
just as a like a I'm thinking of you, sweetheart.
But it's just a level of worth that I don't
think most people in the world can even comprehend.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
And I bet this is going to bother me a lot.
I bet the guy she's marrying is rich too, right.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I think he's a software engineer at Google, but you
can tell that he is also also quite wealthy.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
See, he doesn't need the money.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, he doesn't need the money.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
You need to go pick up a hobo on the streets.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I know, but you know what happens there. Then you're
always like, is he just with me for my money?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Sometimes I think it's better when they're both quite wealthy.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't know how to make a good reverse pretty
woman kind of story, like a male prostitute, but like,
you know, teach him how to walk and talk properly
and buy him some nice clothes.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Or she's just become new to social media. She's just
got on and she's blown up on Instagram as well
as TikTok. And I know that there's a lot of
people who are going to start trolling herself.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
They'd be hate watching, right.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Sure, well, it's only a matter of time because her
shopping spree is that she does every single day. If
she took one of them out of her weekly to
do list and maybe donated that money, she could probably
build an entire village in Uganda.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
That's the thing. I go without one eighty thousand dollar
necklace because you've got one hundred others, And yeah, build
schools in Africa for goot.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I know, but she just is so oblivious I think.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Come spend the afternoon at Aramaz with me. The goal
of today's side quest was to get my dad a
day present. I proceeded to get distracted and accidentally walk
into the women's ready to wear a section. Usually come
to Ames for more of the basics, like their double
faced cashmere jacket. My sales Assoshia brought like twenty different
things in my changing room. While I was trying things on,
she offered me my first brecon of the day, to

(21:25):
which I rejected because I had the exact same bag already.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It was my favorite party she goes. I normally come
to Hermes for the basics, the double cashmere coat what babe,
shop cat it on for your basics, Dal like.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I could do a video like that at big W.
I'm just coming in here for my ten black T
shirts that I buy once a year. They've gone up
to four dollars fifty.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Her voice is so lovely. Though I don't hate her,
I actually really love her. I hate her, I love her.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
My fiance and I just bought a house that we
plan on moving into after we get married, so I
figured it was a good time to look at some
furniture while I was here. Technically you can say it
was being very productive. Its makes incredible equestrian accessories, but
I feel like when it comes to dog stuff, they
could step it up.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Hermez Permede equestrian accessories. But yeah, so her dogs treated
also like small princes.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You haven't told us her name. Where do we find
if everyone.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Becker Bloom, do not troll her. She's done absolutely nothing wrong,
but she's chosen to share her life. But I think
what she doesn't realize is with all of the fame
and the followers also comes the trolls.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
That if you're putting out content like that, you're sort
of asking for it.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Well, I don't think she hasn't done content in the past.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I typed in Bonnie Blue. Now that's going to be
my algorithm.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I mean that was in your search engine already.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, just auto corrected it.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Just put in B.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
And there's some new billionaires in Hollywood. Amy. It's an
exclusive club for entertainers.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, I can imagine. Who are they.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
There are a lot of billionaires, but they're all finance people,
AI computer people. It's a tech related Yeah, as far
as entertainment goes. There's Taylor Swift, Jerry so Einfeld is
a billionaire. Where from the syndication of the old Seinfeld episodes,
it's worth a fortune. Tyler Perry. Anyway, some new guys,
and I'm really happy for these guys. You know when

(23:20):
you see someone really underdogs and you go, good on you.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of south Park
and the voices of just about everything on south Park,
are now billionaires. Following the big merger, there was a
Paramount sky Dance, this other studio and now the rights
to stream south Park on Paramount Plus. Because they were

(23:44):
really smart back in the day when they signed the
deal for streaming online, they said, like we're gonna we
want half of the streaming revenue. But this was back
when it was on like Windows Media Player and it
was a little clip and they were like, yeah, sure,
you're gonna have half the streaming now. So now they
get half the streaming from Paramount. Plus.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I was never ever ever allowed to watch South Park.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
You weren't allowed to watch The Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
To watch the Simpsons, so South Park was well and
truly off limits. But my brothers and I used to
all like sneak to our next door neighbor's house and.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Watch it because it was on SBS. Remember when we
were Yes, yeah, you have to tape it on SBS.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes, it is right up there with my sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
How do they get away with? Why can't we do
any of that on the radio? But you put it
on TV and everyone's like, oh, what biting satire. But
if we say anything on the radio, they go, you're canceled.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I mean maybe because they're cartoons, and it's like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Know, I don't know, maybe because it's not real.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, they're kind of like, yeah, it's kind of skirting around.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Family Guy too as well.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Family Guy is very crooked.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
You've got to check out the new South Park episodes.
They's just been out a couple of weeks season twenty
three or something. I think it is a lot of
Trump gear in it, but don't worry, they're not Trump fans.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They absolutely give it to him.
In the first episode, there's a video I'm assuming using
AI Donald Trump walking through the desert and you can
see full frontal his tiny and it talks yea. The

(25:19):
pecker pokes up and goes, I'm Donald Trump and I
approved this message.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
So it's not for kids, mister president, Sir, the Prime
Minister of Canada is here to see you.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Mister President, Why are you placing his new tariffs on Canada?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
What are you some kind of dictator.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
From the Middle East? I dictated from the Middle East?
Elast gag. I'm just yamming you garat.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The people of Canada will not be devalued like this.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I come on, you don't want me to bomb you
like I did Iraq.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I thought you just bombed I raq Iran, Iraq? What
the hell is the difference?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
A la, Yes, so it's exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I regret saying that. It's my sense of human now
Jesus Christ. I'm talking more about like mister Hanky.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Pooh and like Christmas Pooh.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, it was back back in the day, like there
was lots.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Of pooh and fun, and it's elevated a little bit.
Now it's gone up a bit. It's a bit more.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I think it's the voices that are quite funny.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I love that Trump has the exact same voice as
Saddam has, saying from the South Park movie, Satan's his
gay lover, and he gets into bed with Satan, hey,
and tries and pulls down his pants and again he
sees tiny pecker.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
They've all got tiny peckers.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
So it's really high brow stuff. And from doing childish
and now they're billionaires. Good for their hats off to
them from Christmas poohs and.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, tiny peckers to billionaires.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
You love South I just love the toilet humor pays.
It's nice to see it. And kids remember that if
you're thinking about what you want to.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Be, just smut anything around pooh.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah, cool.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Your ard.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Taylor Swift's done her boyfriend's podcast New Heights.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah. I think it shows a level of commitment as well.
From her because she's so elusive and she doesn't do
interviews and she doesn't really ever talk about anything.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
It's a big deal for her because the only reason
anyone celebrities do interviews is to sell movies or to
sell concert tickets, and obviously she doesn't need any help,
so she can afford to be an enigma. You need
to be rich to be mysterious.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's so sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
She told the story though, of how she and Travis
originally met, which I know a lot of people hadn't
heard in detail and definitely not from her.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
This podcast got me a boyfriend ever since Travis decided
to use it as his personal dating app about two
years ago. So this kind of felt more like I
was in an eighties John Hughes movie and he was
just like standing outside of my window with a boombox,
just being like.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I want to date you. Do you want to date
with me? I made your friendship prices. Do you want
to day me?

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Just outside and meet me?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Just meet me?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
What?

Speaker 8 (28:03):
So I was like, if this guy isn't crazy, which
is a big if. This is sort of what I've
been writing songs about wanting to happen to me since
I was a teenager.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It was wild, but it worked.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
I'm glad it worked.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh that's actually so cute. So he was just putting
it out there. He manifested Taylor Swift pretty much. You
keep putting it out into the universe, and she finally caught.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
With rub your crystals under a full moon.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You don't need to do that. I just you just
got to say it out loud, keep saying it over
and over.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I will marry Delta. Good.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, she's off the mask.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
She's also just gotten married. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon
Taylor and Taylor and Travis are going to get married.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I think they are. Is that going to he's the one?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Is that going to end her songwriting? No inspiration? What's
she going to write about now?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I think it'll be more all about like being in
love and falling in love and all that kind of stuff.
She's had her heartbreak era, Like she's done a lot
of like I'm a Sad Girl songs. Yeah, I think
it's nice to kind of switch it up and it
can be like I'm in love that kind of vibe.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Okay, yeah, maybe one more album about being in love.
But you and I are now married with kids, right, Yeah,
so you know how bad life gets. It's not gonna
sell albums going. I was late for school run because
they wouldn't put their shoes on.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
And I tell you, I think that the last their
love will last. I think the trick to being super
happy is to just never seeing each other.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
So she just stays on tour and he can fly
in and out every.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now and then. Yeah, I think I think it works.
My uncle ded set lives in Paris and his wife
lives in the UK, and they're like blissfully happy.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
It's a great marriage Paris as.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Well, and they just meet up and there. It's like
they're always dating each other. I think it's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
He'd be playing up in Paris too, for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Who knows.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
It's funny listening to a footballer sliding into DMS. Meeting
someone famous, though, does remind me of the story. I
don't know if we can say this on air, I'll
give it a go. So Sydney Sweeney was in Australia
and she was in Sydney. She was promoting some movie.
It was Anyone But You with Glenn Powell. So she
was promoting that movie, but she did a cross promotional

(30:13):
thing with the Sydney Swans, because Sydney Sweeney Sidney Swan.
So she went to a training thing and she had
the Swans scarf on and took photos with all the players.
She said that that night she was sitting in her
hotel and open up her Instagram and she goes, I
don't know how many people there are on an AFL team,
but it was about that many dms from them just go, well,

(30:35):
you miss every shot, you don't take.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Absolutely, why not have a cracky what's the worst that
can happen? She can leave you on red.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well that's the Yeah, you've got to throw it out there,
don't you have? Sidney Sweeney writes back and goes, yeah, hey,
Intercontinental Penthouse, come now, sure
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