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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go moning that remains to be seen.
Chris Page and Amy Girard, you say, good morning everyone,
Happy Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
How are you pork chop?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I felt better, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Here a big congratulations everybody. Big news for Amy Gerard.
She got a period.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Nobody needs to know that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
She's not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But sure there's a small win.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
There was a little scared the other week.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We weren't sure because the psychic said Amy was pregnant,
and then.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Obviously we take psychics word as gospel. Yeah, there was.
There was one or two days there where there was
a little bit of nausea. But yeah, I'm in the clear.
My body definitely hates me. I think maybe the nausea,
maybe all of that was telling me that this month's
period is going to ruin me.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You said, I did.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I Hell on Earth. My little five year old found
me curled up on the shower floor and he was
really upset. You know, like, I don't know, have you
got a kid that gets really upset or like worried
when he sees you?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, they think we're sort of invincible so if we're
in pain or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yet they freaked out.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And I was I just was trying to have a
moment with the hot water on my back and whatnot,
and I was like kind of keeled over. And Bobby
came in and mummy mummy, and I was like, ah, shit,
now I've got to pretend like I'm okay, it's okay,
it's okay. Mummy's just having a particularly bad period. And
then he tried to help make lunchboxes and I was like, no,
(02:00):
you actually can't spread butter.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And he offered to mess up the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Exactly, but he was so sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Is Bobby your helper child? Because Oscar, my five year old,
is the world's best helper, wants to help with everything,
and I hope he's not listening, but he is no
help because he's five and just gets in the way.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Funnily enough, both my boys want to be the world's
best helpers only when they see me in pain. Otherwise
they couldn't give two hoots about anything that I do.
But maybe I just need a fake having a period.
Every week, all of a sudden, everyone picks up their shoes,
Everyone Bobby kept saying, Mum, you sit down, You sit down, Mum,
I'll do crunch and.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Get some aids. Always a few band aids on, some bandages. Yeah,
paint on a black eye.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Sit on the floor every morning in the shower, and
all of a sudden, my kids want to help out.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Exactly. Great, Okay, as long as you're hurt. There's your
period update for this week.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Thanks thanks for bringing that to everyone's attention.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Chris.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So, I am this close, paigy to losing my license,
and that's not something I'm proud of. And I hope
that Big b my dad that is not listening because
as a police prosecutor, he would be mortified. But I
think I've got like two points left.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What's your Is your main vice? Speeding or using the phone?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Or no, never using the phone. I've got a holder
for my phone, which is save. That saved me.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Doing one hundred in a school zone.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No never. I'll tell you what it is. It's all
these bloody tolls. There's one in particular that I take
and I swear to God, I'm going to write.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
A letter in the tolls. Are you not paying them?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hear me out? No, it's not the tolls. So sorry,
not the tolls. It's a motorway, it's a highway.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
The tunnel.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The tunnel, right, and it used to be an eighty zone. Yeah,
and so we all did eighty and then they changed
it to ninety. Now every single fine I get is
me doing in my head, I'm still under the ninety K.
I am convinced that they haven't changed the speed camera
(04:04):
to like, to reflect the ninety k.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh right, The science is ninety you record, No one's changed, so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Because it used to be eighty, I am convinced that
they haven't changed the speed camera sign because all these
finds that I'm getting are me doing ten, not even
that I'm doing under ten.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
K's okay, So you're getting into the conspiracy theories now
that the government is messing with the speed cameras well.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I just don't think they've changed it to reflect their
upgraded speed limit.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
The point is you've nearly you've got what one.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Point left, I think it's one or two.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You're like me here at Kiss you are on your
last warning. One more thing and you're gone.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, but I actually know of this underground thing that
goes on where people you can pay people to take
your points.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Really is I've heard of people doing it. Probably not.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've heard people doing it with relatives, obviously, like a
husband or say to his wife, Hey, I've lost three points,
but this will screw me.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Can you say, you're everyone see the gender.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And if they go well, I was clearly wearing a dress.
You go well, identified as a woman.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's right, How dare you?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But I also know that there's people. I know one
guy in particular who it was when the mobile phone
cameras just came out and there was one road and
he's a builder and he must have been done like
forty times holding his phone. I'm not condoning it. I
think that's very very despicable road behavior.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, but there should be a mercy rule where you
can't get done forty times like ten.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He just got this Brazilian guy. The Brazilian guy took
all his points, He paid the fine. The Brazilian guy
took all the points and left the country. Really, I
was like, wow, it's a lot of points. He would
he would have lost his license like six years.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Where did he find a Brazilian guy? Is it like
the Mexicans in America? Do you drive down to the
hardware store and they're just standing around waiting for work
or I.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Don't know, he knew a guy, that knew a guy
you know.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh yeah, they were guys.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Good to have a good South American contact day. Yes,
it's always helpful.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I bet you know a good one, Chris, Your kids
and my kids they all have one thing in common,
and that is they love songs that have the reference to.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Pooh Pooh's hilarious poo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Pooh anything, really farts, Pooh anything discussing. My kids love it. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It was Henry's eighth birthday during the week and George,
he said, can you grab a card while you're up
at the shops.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
But there was a card.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I just saw it straight away and it was like,
this card entitles you to three guilt free birthday farts.
I was like, that's the car and my god. He
thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, you can't go wrong with a pooh or fart
joke of all of any kind.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I have a friend. His name is Sean Zepp's.
If you don't already follow him on Instagram, you have
to give him a follow. Him probably puts out the
most relatable content I have ever come across. It's very funny, comedic.
It's all to do with parenting basically. But he's gone
a step further and he's now released his own song.
(07:15):
It's called It's Pooh Time, so it's all about Pooh.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
He's getting in on that big Pooh money.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's a smart move by him. He's also released some
poo pajamas. I played it to my kids.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
My kids are poo pajamas already, do they just in
the morning when they wake up?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Great, No, these ones actually have like the Pooh emoji
on them. But I've played this song to my kids
and now it is the most requested bedtime song. We
play it most nights. When I say, it is very catchy.
Can we play it? Sean Zepps, It's Pooh time, a
thick poot time number two time. Better hurry before it's
(07:54):
too late.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Got a feeling in my tummy.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Straight to my mummy.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I don't think I can wait.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Wait wait is that a tub to the little bitfore
I'm run on my baby.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I think it's pool time number two time. Now I'm
rushing like I'm lay to the gate, straight from my
tom down to my bomb. Oh here come made a
second to soon first normal bomb now number two? That is.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Right, and so you can have a full blown dance party.
Yeah there's parts as well.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, well it's got everything. That's that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
But isn't it That is a very very clever move
by him. He's got two of his own children. He's
got twins, a boy and a girl, and I think
all parents of I think they're roughly around five or
seven his kids. Any parent with a kid that age
knows how wild the Pooh Crazy is. And Sean Zepp's
he's laughing all the way to the bank. Now, I
(08:55):
reckon like that song is gonna go number one.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
There's big money in kids music, right. You know The Wiggles,
the original Wiggles. Yes, we're, like I say, a proper band.
They were a band for adults called the Cockroaches. And
they weren't you know, they were playing RSL clubs and
stuff and they weren't really taking off.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Wait is this a Chris fact? They were called the Cockroaches.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The Wiggles were a band called the Cockroaches. Weren't cracking
it big, and they decided we will put on the
colored skivvies, call ourselves the Wiggles and do kids music.
One of the band members of the Cockroaches, when bugger
that I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Looking like an idiot and a skivvy and doing kids music.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Biggest regretted walked and you guys have fun with your
stupid Wiggles band. Now I think they're the richest entertainers
in Australia, the original Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Honestly, the Wiggles saved my sanity with all of my
children anytime there was meltdowns, Wiggles straight on the TV.
Yeah they didn't bring out a poo song. No, they've
missed the mark.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Too low brow for the Wigs. You know, that's nasty stuff,
is it? Though?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Kids love it?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They do love it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know what Cocktail weddings they kind of it's much
less about the formalities and it is far more just
a huge party.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's what I wanted at my wedding to be like, yeah,
we'll do the ceremony fifteen to twenty minutes tops, and
then it's a party with all of our friends.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, I will tell you a funny story from that wedding.
So the bride, who is a very good friend of mine,
got married in a beautiful garden setting, and you know
how afterwards you kind of there's like a list of
all the groups that need the family photos and stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, so now we need the parents right now. Yeah,
that's now.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Cousins, people from the groom side, and vice versa. It's
so funny because she sent us We've got this what's
up group chat. She sent us this photo in she goes, guys,
can you say anything wrong with this photo? And I'm
scanning it and it was the bride in the groom
with some Arnie's uncles, some kids, brothers, a big group
family photo.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You showed me the photo just during that song, Yes,
the photo, yeah, and all, like I said, one guy
was wearing sneakers, which is weird at a wedding, and
that man.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Is too short.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But you missed it as well.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I missed it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I missed it as well. And we all went back
and we were like no, no, no, like, which one
is it? And her brother, the bride's brother.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
The bloken sneakers, yeah, who.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is a bit of Alarican and is very cheeky, has
actually got his nuts out and he's holding his ball
bag in the photo. And the poor woman who's had
this taken on her phone. I think it's the bride's
sister in law has just uploaded it onto her feed,
being Nune the wiser. Yeah, and it's been a big
(11:39):
laughing point of the whole wedding, like.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So they're okay, like they are laughing, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think it's funny. I mean, I hope that he
didn't do it with the professional wedding photographer. Yeah, I
don't think he would of I think it's like a
running joke in their family. Like she showed us other
photos where they were trying to have like Christmas photos,
and he's in the background with his butt smushed up
against the glass in the background.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So this is his shtick, this is his you know's.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
There's certain people who randomly, at certain points in their life,
they just liked to expose them. So I don't know
are they exhibitionists.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Because people would go, oh, it's probably alcohol or whatever,
but it's not. I was a big drinker. I never never,
I've never had the desire to expose myself.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, I did. I used to flash the old girls
quite a bit. I remember, being in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You paid good money for them the off.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, but I remember. I will never forget. I was
in Mexico, were in Tulum. We went to this big nightclub,
Cocoa Bongo. If people have been to Tulum, they'll know
what I'm talking about. And I got pulled up on
stage by some Mexican dude dressed as the mask, and
Ryan at the time was like, and so I did.
(12:49):
I was like, yeah, you don't have to tell me twice,
and so I flashed him and then afterwards he was like,
that was a bad move from me. As soon as
some words left my mouth, I knew you were going
to do it, and I was like, yes, I will. Like,
don't ever encourage me to flash the girls, because I'll
do it. I feel like since having children, I.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Have stopped so since they became feedback, You've not going
to shame into the world.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I've paid a lot of money for them. They're still great.
Have you never exposed yourself, like you don't get your
shirt off at a wedding?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, my wife has, though. You just remind me yeah Georgie, Yeah,
because I mean you know Georgie right, she's pretty.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
She's pretty sweet and innocent, very sweet and innocent, dish.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Like, but she does have great cans. She years ago
at them out.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Her favorite singer is Robbie Williams. So and one of
the things that a Robbie Williams Conston is so. She
was up on a friend's shoulders yep, and flashed Robbie
Williams good girl, she reckons. There was eye contact and
he he saw her and gave her a little non yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Like for the for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, respect, but you sort of go, oh, what, I
don't know, it's a bit working classes.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, oh, I don't. I think it's just girls boys
having a bit of fun. It's just a body part.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, getting a nut out of the wedding. It is
probably a bit. It's a bit beyond the page.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's kind of brilliant. It's kind of brilliant, and it's
even funnier. She didn't know and he did.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Well.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It was subtle enough to get someone to post it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You didn't even know. I don't notice it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, well pay well played.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
This story caught my eye because it had the words
intimate object in it in American sports, because are you
across what's happening with the Memen's, the w NBA, the
women's basketball.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They're throwing dildos onto the court. Yeah, I'm trying to understand.
There must be some hidden messaging.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
But it's a publicity stunt for a crypto currency, is it.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Actually that's what they're saying. But my first thought is
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But then if it keeps happening, it's a bit derogatory
to women's sports, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
One of them probably pick it up and take it home.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
In the UFC, this is a different intimate object. A
UFC star Angela Hill was very embarrassed because at her
official way in at the UFC Vegas one O nine,
she was walking up and remembered she'd left her chicken
fill in her bra that she was wearing. Well, you know,
it's like a sports bra she's wearing for the way
in and had to actually pull out of her Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well because every like gram counts right exactly. Yeah, So
that she's whipped out her chicken filets. I mean we've
all been.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
There, yeah, thrown them away, So a souvenir for a
lucky fan obviously as well.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Every I mean me and all my girlfriends used to
wear chicken filets. I've got permanent ones now under the
underneath the skin. But I have been there. I used
to wear the ones that like you would stick on
and you'd stick on the side of your boob from
one side and then another side, and then you'd be
able to clip it in the middle, so create like
a cleavage for you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Is this like when you're thirteen and you camart dressed?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, not when I'm thirteen. I was like twenty, And
I remember going out for New Year's Eve once and
I had been dancing all night long, and I was sweating,
and I was dancing with this guy and then in
between like we must have been dancing, and then all
of a sudden, just something dropped onto the floor in
between my legs and we both just looked down and
(16:13):
there were these like moist, flappy chicken filets. Just it's
like it fell out from my undercarriage. Like the guy
was so confused that he just legged it, and I
was like.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh, well, he didn't know where they'd fallen from.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It was pretty odd, right.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And the cold chicken they sort of look like four
chicken filets. So seeing a wet, sweaty one fall out
on the day.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
One wasn't as much a chicken filler. It was more
than cups, right, So it just looked odd. It looked
like I'm not even to say what it looked like.
But have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction? Surely you've
got your knob caught in a zippa.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
No, I haven't done this something about Mary, but I have.
I have a very old pair of board shorts, like
like my gardening shorts.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Anyway, they they now, I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I threw them out because they had a split in
the crotch, but a big one. And I also was
hearing a pair of undies that was probably past its
use by date as well, So I was wearing a
little bit thin around the undercarriage area. And I went
wearing those board shorts and those undies for a guitar lesson.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
And you know how you sit when you're playing the.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Guitar leg spread your ball bag just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, I don't know it was that bad, but yeah,
the guitar teacher got a real one show. Didn't even
charge me for the lessons, so he was a really
nice old guy. Kept inviting me back to his house.
Lovely old bloke. You say that your chicken filets are
on the inside, and that that's perfectly safe from a malfunction.
(17:51):
But I love the story of a friend of yours
whose breast exploded when she was doing the worm at
a party.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah I think it kind of. I don't know what happened,
but it Yeah, half of it ended up in her armpit.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, she had surgery. So don't do the worm, guys,
if you've got implants, not advisable.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You learned something every day here.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift you are listening to.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yes, you know, I'm a swifty now told you about that.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I was exactly the same. I'd never ever listened to
her music. And then I saw the craze that happened
when she came out here. Ryan had got tickets through
his old job. He was like, do you want to
come along? I was like, it must be good, and honestly,
I also was converted.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'll give you a word of advice.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You've got to be so careful about getting on air
and saying I didn't love Taylor Swift that much, but
my husband got free tickets through his work.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
So I went along. Because the people listening who are
hardcore fans and were.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Sitting there going refresh, Refresh, refresh on ticket Tech and
you can get the tickets and going you absolute cow.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know, sorry, but that was the straight up truth. Guys.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Let's go to the podcast though, So it was big
news during the week.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
She never does interviews. Yeah, and she's never.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Done a possible elusive. Her football player boyfriend, sexy man
Travis Kelsey, he sure is big dumb lug and he's
got his podcast with his brother called New Heights.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Well it's it went. They had Taylor Swift on the
show Move by Them. She announced her new album.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
You may have seen this is the clip doing the
rounds that at the moment she came on and actually
announced and showed them the cover of the new album
that we've seen.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Now, so I wanted to show you something.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Okay, what do we got? We got a briefcase.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yep, Mick Green, Yep. This is my brand new album.
This is my brand new album. It's called The Life
of a Showgirl.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Listen to that distortion on the microphone. That's when you
put football players on the radio.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I mean, it's kind of a big deal though.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
The album is called the Life of a show Girl.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
She's lying in a bath I think, or a shallow
Pool in a sparkly brah Well.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's kind of like all her outfits when she performs.
All of her outfits are very like the dazzling I know,
I bet you do.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
There's a duet with Sabrina Carpenter. Taylor fans are going nuts.
The track listing is out as well.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are you gonna buy the album?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I am somewhat confident I'll get to come to work
and play it occasionally. I think we'll occasionally probably play
some Taylor Swift when it comes out.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
She went into a bit of detail about what the
album means to her and how precise she's been in
putting it all together.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
I wanted the album to feel the way my life felt,
and this completely matches the way that my life has felt.
Every single song is on this album for hundreds of reasons,
and you couldn't take one out and it'd be the
same album. You couldn't add one and it's just right.
And that focus and that kind of discipline with creating
(21:04):
an album and keeping the bar really high is something
I've been wanting.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
To do for a very long time.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I tend to love to write lots and lots of music,
so it's a temptation to release lots of music. Sure,
I wanted to do an album that was so focused
on quality and on the theme and everything fitting together
like a perfect puzzle.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That these twelve.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Songs for my twelfth album. It just I feel like
we achieved that and I'm really happy about that.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That would be hard if you've written a bunch of
songs to go, I'm only putting twelve on.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Like how do you pick the best ones?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Like a good song that you like, but you go
doesn't fit the album and just leaving it off.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, I feel like all of her albums and correct
me if I'm wrong, Swifties, but all of her albums
kind of have a theme.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
The eras, and it's that that time of her life
is what the album's all about. Yeah, okay, you know
what the unreleased songs that you're right, that's for when
you die, Like you know when when the Beatles they go, oh,
we've found an old Beatles.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Song that they never actually finished or where and it's
huge stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
So produces each song like hundreds of them and then
picks handpicks.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Which one I don't know, Amy put on the other.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
For me, asking you like you're a producer, Yeah, just
Crisp Page.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I do know a few things because I read about it.
You know, she bought all of her music back so.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That she owns it from Scooter Braun, right.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, so there was the producer when she was you know,
like anyone starting out of the music industry, the record
companies will take advantage of them somewhat with the contract
they signed. So Taylor recorded all of the Taylor's version
of songs and bought her music back, which I originally went, oh,
how smart is that Financially She's going to be so
much richer now, which she is, But hearing her explain
(22:46):
that on the podcast, I actually my cynicism went away
a little bit. It did actually mean a lot to
her to have that ownership of her own music.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Rather than send lawyers or management, I sent my mom
and my brother to LA and they sorry. They sat
down and they're like with Shamrock Capital, and they told
them this meant for me, like they told him the
whole story. I get a call from my mom and
(23:14):
she's like, you got your music. And it's literally been
so long since this happened.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
It's every time I talk about it, and I.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Just very dramatically hit the floor for real, like honestly
just started a long time bawling my eyes out, and
I'm just like, what happened?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And you got something was wrong and you come up
and I'm just like my.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Music and then just start absolutely heaving dead. Had no
power in my life to support myself.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Yeah, this changed my life.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
She's going to marry him, isn't she. It's gonna happen.
This is the that relationship falls apart.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
The world's over. What hope does the rest of the
world have?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It'll be inspiration for the next album.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, No, I think she seems.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Like the one.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It seems like the one. I don't think she would
have gone on the podcast with him if she didn't
think that. You know, there was a big, meaty rock
comings sometime soon.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Wow, welcome to twenty twenty five everyone. You know it's
the one when you go on their podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
However, she said she's an elusive Pandora's box. She's never
gone on anyone else's.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Don't worry, were almost done.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
A yawn, No, I my lower back is cramping up.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
She's on a period. Oh josh, this is the last break.
But we're going inside the secret society of whining women.
What they're complaining about this week in the Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
This mum's not whining, she just wants to know. I
think she's putting some feelers out there, right, She wrote, Hi, Mums,
I recently came across an article about a mum who
keeps her kids on a late night schedule. I think
dinner around nine point thirty, bath and bedtime stories close
to midnight what and waking up around ten thirty am.
(25:15):
We've shifted into this night our routine over the past week,
and to my surprise, it's working really well for us.
The evening's feel calmer. What, we get more quality time
as a family, especially with my partner's late work hours,
and the kids are waking up happy and well rested.
Has anyone else done this and is it possible long term?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Big issue? Well, firstly no.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Firstly, her kids must not be.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
At school right, so they're obviously very young.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
For me, that is even more detrimental. Like everybody knows
that the hours before midnight count for like double and
they're far more precious and important. And when kids are
so young, they need their sleep. It's how they're well them.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
They're getting to sleep because they're sleeping in in the
morning so that the hours of sleep are still there.
So that's fine, but her talking about the evening's being
more peaceful. Peaceful is when the kids go to sleep
and you can finally watch Succession and.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, be Chocolateah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Without having a share. Yeah, I'm assuming they're both young
kids with no school, and this mum loves a sleep
in because I don't actually understand why anyone would do this.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I'd love asleep in too, but not at the price
of them staying up till midnight.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, like, when do you get to watch your shows?
Maybe she doesn't watch shows.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Maybe she stays up till three.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Maybe she has no screens.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Maybe they're homeschooled, they're.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Off grid, they don't have any electricity up.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
In the mountains or something. Maybe they are in a cult.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It sounds a bit cultish.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What time do your kids go to bed?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh, my daughter, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
As you started answering, I realized.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You realize you actually don't care. Eight thirty is the latest,
and my other two I tried seven thirty. Okay, So
I can watch my shows and have my wine and
eat my ice cream and lots of snacks.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Everyone I know has that same thing, just waiting for
the kids to get to sleep, to enjoy sometime.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And even when I'm dog shit tired, I still will
force myself to stay up just so I have that
alone time.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I think that alone time and that relaxation time is
as important as sleep.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's imperative.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I will sacrifice two hours sleep to sit up and
watch a movie because it's still I think that's still
good for your brain.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's how you unwind.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, for the mental health.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So guys, do not do what this mum's doing. Putting
your kids to better midnight sounds outrageous.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Do we know what the other mums replied in the Facebook?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Surely everyone just told it also, Actually, you know what,
I take that back. Do whatever the hell you want
with your own children.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I don't know you, and it's not my problem. That's
it the end. I don't know why we do that segment.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sometimes we can believe it.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, we do have to do it every week.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
If it's a good one, well I'll do some trawling
and I'll only come to you with juicy ones.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
If it's that week, don't bring it in next time.
We've got to go have a great Saturday.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I mean, you're odd,
I heard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go moning that remains to be seen.
Chris Page and Amy Girard, you say, good morning everyone,
Happy Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
How are you pork chop?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I felt better, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Here a big congratulations everybody. Big news for Amy Gerard.
She got a period.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Nobody needs to know that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
She's not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But sure there's a small win.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
There was a little scared the other week.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
We weren't sure because the psychic said Amy was pregnant,
and then.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Obviously we take psychics word as gospel. Yeah, there was.
There was one or two days there where there was
a little bit of nausea. But yeah, I'm in the clear.
My body definitely hates me. I think maybe the nausea,
maybe all of that was telling me that this month's
period is going to ruin me.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You said, I did.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I Hell on Earth. My little five year old found
me curled up on the shower floor and he was
really upset. You know, like, I don't know, have you
got a kid that gets really upset or like worried
when he sees you?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well, they think we're sort of invincible so if we're
in pain or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yet they freaked out.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And I was I just was trying to have a
moment with the hot water on my back and whatnot,
and I was like kind of keeled over. And Bobby
came in and mummy mummy, and I was like, ah, shit,
now I've got to pretend like I'm okay, it's okay,
it's okay. Mummy's just having a particularly bad period. And
then he tried to help make lunchboxes and I was like, no,
(02:00):
you actually can't spread butter.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And he offered to mess up the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Exactly, but he was so sweet.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Is Bobby your helper child? Because Oscar, my five year old,
is the world's best helper, wants to help with everything,
and I hope he's not listening, but he is no
help because he's five and just gets in the way.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Funnily enough, both my boys want to be the world's
best helpers only when they see me in pain. Otherwise
they couldn't give two hoots about anything that I do.
But maybe I just need a fake having a period.
Every week, all of a sudden, everyone picks up their shoes,
Everyone Bobby kept saying, Mum, you sit down, You sit down, Mum,
I'll do crunch and.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Get some aids. Always a few band aids on, some bandages. Yeah,
paint on a black eye.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Sit on the floor every morning in the shower, and
all of a sudden, my kids want to help out.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Exactly. Great, Okay, as long as you're hurt. There's your
period update for this week.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Thanks thanks for bringing that to everyone's attention.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Chris.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So, I am this close, paigy to losing my license,
and that's not something I'm proud of. And I hope
that Big b my dad that is not listening because
as a police prosecutor, he would be mortified. But I
think I've got like two points left.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What's your Is your main vice? Speeding or using the phone?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Or no, never using the phone. I've got a holder
for my phone, which is save. That saved me.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Doing one hundred in a school zone.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No never. I'll tell you what it is. It's all
these bloody tolls. There's one in particular that I take
and I swear to God, I'm going to write.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
A letter in the tolls. Are you not paying them?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hear me out? No, it's not the tolls. So sorry,
not the tolls. It's a motorway, it's a highway.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
The tunnel.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The tunnel, right, and it used to be an eighty zone. Yeah,
and so we all did eighty and then they changed
it to ninety. Now every single fine I get is
me doing in my head, I'm still under the ninety K.
I am convinced that they haven't changed the speed camera
(04:04):
to like, to reflect the ninety k.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh right, The science is ninety you record, No one's changed, so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Because it used to be eighty, I am convinced that
they haven't changed the speed camera sign because all these
finds that I'm getting are me doing ten, not even
that I'm doing under ten.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
K's okay, So you're getting into the conspiracy theories now
that the government is messing with the speed cameras well.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I just don't think they've changed it to reflect their
upgraded speed limit.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
The point is you've nearly you've got what one.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Point left, I think it's one or two.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You're like me here at Kiss you are on your
last warning. One more thing and you're gone.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yes, but I actually know of this underground thing that
goes on where people you can pay people to take
your points.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Really is I've heard of people doing it. Probably not.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've heard people doing it with relatives, obviously, like a
husband or say to his wife, Hey, I've lost three points,
but this will screw me.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Can you say, you're everyone see the gender.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And if they go well, I was clearly wearing a dress.
You go well, identified as a woman.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's right, How dare you?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But I also know that there's people. I know one
guy in particular who it was when the mobile phone
cameras just came out and there was one road and
he's a builder and he must have been done like
forty times holding his phone. I'm not condoning it. I
think that's very very despicable road behavior.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, but there should be a mercy rule where you
can't get done forty times like ten.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He just got this Brazilian guy. The Brazilian guy took
all his points, He paid the fine. The Brazilian guy
took all the points and left the country. Really, I
was like, wow, it's a lot of points. He would
he would have lost his license like six years.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Where did he find a Brazilian guy? Is it like
the Mexicans in America? Do you drive down to the
hardware store and they're just standing around waiting for work
or I.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Don't know, he knew a guy, that knew a guy
you know.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Oh yeah, they were guys.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Good to have a good South American contact day. Yes,
it's always helpful.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I bet you know a good one, Chris, Your kids
and my kids they all have one thing in common,
and that is they love songs that have the reference to.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Pooh Pooh's hilarious poo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Pooh anything, really farts, Pooh anything discussing. My kids love it. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It was Henry's eighth birthday during the week and George,
he said, can you grab a card while you're up
at the shops.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
But there was a card.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I just saw it straight away and it was like,
this card entitles you to three guilt free birthday farts.
I was like, that's the car and my god. He
thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, you can't go wrong with a pooh or fart
joke of all of any kind.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I have a friend. His name is Sean Zepp's.
If you don't already follow him on Instagram, you have
to give him a follow. Him probably puts out the
most relatable content I have ever come across. It's very funny, comedic.
It's all to do with parenting basically. But he's gone
a step further and he's now released his own song.
(07:15):
It's called It's Pooh Time, so it's all about Pooh.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
He's getting in on that big Pooh money.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
It's a smart move by him. He's also released some
poo pajamas. I played it to my kids.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
My kids are poo pajamas already, do they just in
the morning when they wake up?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Great, No, these ones actually have like the Pooh emoji
on them. But I've played this song to my kids
and now it is the most requested bedtime song. We
play it most nights. When I say, it is very catchy.
Can we play it? Sean Zepps, It's Pooh time, a
thick poot time number two time. Better hurry before it's
(07:54):
too late.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Got a feeling in my tummy.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Straight to my mummy.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
I don't think I can wait.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Wait wait is that a tub to the little bitfore
I'm run on my baby.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I think it's pool time number two time. Now I'm
rushing like I'm lay to the gate, straight from my
tom down to my bomb. Oh here come made a
second to soon first normal bomb now number two? That is.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Right, and so you can have a full blown dance party.
Yeah there's parts as well.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, well it's got everything. That's that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
But isn't it That is a very very clever move
by him. He's got two of his own children. He's
got twins, a boy and a girl, and I think
all parents of I think they're roughly around five or
seven his kids. Any parent with a kid that age
knows how wild the Pooh Crazy is. And Sean Zepp's
he's laughing all the way to the bank. Now, I
(08:55):
reckon like that song is gonna go number one.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
There's big money in kids music, right. You know The Wiggles,
the original Wiggles. Yes, we're, like I say, a proper band.
They were a band for adults called the Cockroaches. And
they weren't you know, they were playing RSL clubs and
stuff and they weren't really taking off.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Wait is this a Chris fact? They were called the Cockroaches.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The Wiggles were a band called the Cockroaches. Weren't cracking
it big, and they decided we will put on the
colored skivvies, call ourselves the Wiggles and do kids music.
One of the band members of the Cockroaches, when bugger
that I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Looking like an idiot and a skivvy and doing kids music.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Biggest regretted walked and you guys have fun with your
stupid Wiggles band. Now I think they're the richest entertainers
in Australia, the original Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Honestly, the Wiggles saved my sanity with all of my
children anytime there was meltdowns, Wiggles straight on the TV.
Yeah they didn't bring out a poo song. No, they've
missed the mark.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Too low brow for the Wigs. You know, that's nasty stuff,
is it? Though?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Kids love it?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
They do love it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know what Cocktail weddings they kind of it's much
less about the formalities and it is far more just
a huge party.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's what I wanted at my wedding to be like, yeah,
we'll do the ceremony fifteen to twenty minutes tops, and
then it's a party with all of our friends.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, I will tell you a funny story from that wedding.
So the bride, who is a very good friend of mine,
got married in a beautiful garden setting, and you know
how afterwards you kind of there's like a list of
all the groups that need the family photos and stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, so now we need the parents right now. Yeah,
that's now.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Cousins, people from the groom side, and vice versa. It's
so funny because she sent us We've got this what's
up group chat. She sent us this photo in she goes, guys,
can you say anything wrong with this photo? And I'm
scanning it and it was the bride in the groom
with some Arnie's uncles, some kids, brothers, a big group
family photo.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You showed me the photo just during that song, Yes,
the photo, yeah, and all, like I said, one guy
was wearing sneakers, which is weird at a wedding, and
that man.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Is too short.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But you missed it as well.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I missed it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I missed it as well. And we all went back
and we were like no, no, no, like, which one
is it? And her brother, the bride's brother.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
The bloken sneakers, yeah, who.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is a bit of Alarican and is very cheeky, has
actually got his nuts out and he's holding his ball
bag in the photo. And the poor woman who's had
this taken on her phone. I think it's the bride's
sister in law has just uploaded it onto her feed,
being Nune the wiser. Yeah, and it's been a big
(11:39):
laughing point of the whole wedding, like.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
So they're okay, like they are laughing, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I think it's funny. I mean, I hope that he
didn't do it with the professional wedding photographer. Yeah, I
don't think he would of I think it's like a
running joke in their family. Like she showed us other
photos where they were trying to have like Christmas photos,
and he's in the background with his butt smushed up
against the glass in the background.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
So this is his shtick, this is his you know's.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
There's certain people who randomly, at certain points in their life,
they just liked to expose them. So I don't know
are they exhibitionists.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Because people would go, oh, it's probably alcohol or whatever,
but it's not. I was a big drinker. I never never,
I've never had the desire to expose myself.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, I did. I used to flash the old girls
quite a bit. I remember, being in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You paid good money for them the off.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, but I remember. I will never forget. I was
in Mexico, were in Tulum. We went to this big nightclub,
Cocoa Bongo. If people have been to Tulum, they'll know
what I'm talking about. And I got pulled up on
stage by some Mexican dude dressed as the mask, and
Ryan at the time was like, and so I did.
(12:49):
I was like, yeah, you don't have to tell me twice,
and so I flashed him and then afterwards he was like,
that was a bad move from me. As soon as
some words left my mouth, I knew you were going
to do it, and I was like, yes, I will. Like,
don't ever encourage me to flash the girls, because I'll
do it. I feel like since having children, I.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Have stopped so since they became feedback, You've not going
to shame into the world.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I've paid a lot of money for them. They're still great.
Have you never exposed yourself, like you don't get your
shirt off at a wedding?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, my wife has, though. You just remind me yeah Georgie, Yeah,
because I mean you know Georgie right, she's pretty.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
She's pretty sweet and innocent, very sweet and innocent, dish.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Like, but she does have great cans. She years ago
at them out.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Her favorite singer is Robbie Williams. So and one of
the things that a Robbie Williams Conston is so. She
was up on a friend's shoulders yep, and flashed Robbie
Williams good girl, she reckons. There was eye contact and
he he saw her and gave her a little non yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Like for the for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, respect, but you sort of go, oh, what, I
don't know, it's a bit working classes.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, oh, I don't. I think it's just girls boys
having a bit of fun. It's just a body part.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, getting a nut out of the wedding. It is
probably a bit. It's a bit beyond the page.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's kind of brilliant. It's kind of brilliant, and it's
even funnier. She didn't know and he did.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Well.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It was subtle enough to get someone to post it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You didn't even know. I don't notice it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, well pay well played.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
This story caught my eye because it had the words
intimate object in it in American sports, because are you
across what's happening with the Memen's, the w NBA, the
women's basketball.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
They're throwing dildos onto the court. Yeah, I'm trying to understand.
There must be some hidden messaging.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
But it's a publicity stunt for a crypto currency, is it.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Actually that's what they're saying. But my first thought is
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But then if it keeps happening, it's a bit derogatory
to women's sports, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
One of them probably pick it up and take it home.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
In the UFC, this is a different intimate object. A
UFC star Angela Hill was very embarrassed because at her
official way in at the UFC Vegas one O nine,
she was walking up and remembered she'd left her chicken
fill in her bra that she was wearing. Well, you know,
it's like a sports bra she's wearing for the way
in and had to actually pull out of her Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well because every like gram counts right exactly. Yeah, So
that she's whipped out her chicken filets. I mean we've
all been.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
There, yeah, thrown them away, So a souvenir for a
lucky fan obviously as well.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Every I mean me and all my girlfriends used to
wear chicken filets. I've got permanent ones now under the
underneath the skin. But I have been there. I used
to wear the ones that like you would stick on
and you'd stick on the side of your boob from
one side and then another side, and then you'd be
able to clip it in the middle, so create like
a cleavage for you.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Is this like when you're thirteen and you camart dressed?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, not when I'm thirteen. I was like twenty, And
I remember going out for New Year's Eve once and
I had been dancing all night long, and I was sweating,
and I was dancing with this guy and then in
between like we must have been dancing, and then all
of a sudden, just something dropped onto the floor in
between my legs and we both just looked down and
(16:13):
there were these like moist, flappy chicken filets. Just it's
like it fell out from my undercarriage. Like the guy
was so confused that he just legged it, and I
was like.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh, well, he didn't know where they'd fallen from.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It was pretty odd, right.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And the cold chicken they sort of look like four
chicken filets. So seeing a wet, sweaty one fall out
on the day.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
One wasn't as much a chicken filler. It was more
than cups, right, So it just looked odd. It looked
like I'm not even to say what it looked like.
But have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction? Surely you've
got your knob caught in a zippa.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
No, I haven't done this something about Mary, but I have.
I have a very old pair of board shorts, like
like my gardening shorts.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Anyway, they they now, I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I threw them out because they had a split in
the crotch, but a big one. And I also was
hearing a pair of undies that was probably past its
use by date as well, So I was wearing a
little bit thin around the undercarriage area. And I went
wearing those board shorts and those undies for a guitar lesson.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
And you know how you sit when you're playing the.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Guitar leg spread your ball bag just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well, I don't know it was that bad, but yeah,
the guitar teacher got a real one show. Didn't even
charge me for the lessons, so he was a really
nice old guy. Kept inviting me back to his house.
Lovely old bloke. You say that your chicken filets are
on the inside, and that that's perfectly safe from a malfunction.
(17:51):
But I love the story of a friend of yours
whose breast exploded when she was doing the worm at
a party.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah I think it kind of. I don't know what happened,
but it Yeah, half of it ended up in her armpit.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, she had surgery. So don't do the worm, guys,
if you've got implants, not advisable.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You learned something every day here.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift you are listening to.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yes, you know, I'm a swifty now told you about that.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I was exactly the same. I'd never ever listened to
her music. And then I saw the craze that happened
when she came out here. Ryan had got tickets through
his old job. He was like, do you want to
come along? I was like, it must be good, and honestly,
I also was converted.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'll give you a word of advice.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
You've got to be so careful about getting on air
and saying I didn't love Taylor Swift that much, but
my husband got free tickets through his work.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
So I went along. Because the people listening who are
hardcore fans and were.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Sitting there going refresh, Refresh, refresh on ticket Tech and
you can get the tickets and going you absolute cow.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know, sorry, but that was the straight up truth. Guys.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Let's go to the podcast though, So it was big
news during the week.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
She never does interviews. Yeah, and she's never.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Done a possible elusive. Her football player boyfriend, sexy man
Travis Kelsey, he sure is big dumb lug and he's
got his podcast with his brother called New Heights.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Well it's it went. They had Taylor Swift on the
show Move by Them. She announced her new album.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
You may have seen this is the clip doing the
rounds that at the moment she came on and actually
announced and showed them the cover of the new album
that we've seen.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Now, so I wanted to show you something.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Okay, what do we got? We got a briefcase.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yep, Mick Green, Yep. This is my brand new album.
This is my brand new album. It's called The Life
of a Showgirl.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Listen to that distortion on the microphone. That's when you
put football players on the radio.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I mean, it's kind of a big deal though.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
The album is called the Life of a show Girl.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
She's lying in a bath I think, or a shallow
Pool in a sparkly brah Well.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's kind of like all her outfits when she performs.
All of her outfits are very like the dazzling I know,
I bet you do.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
There's a duet with Sabrina Carpenter. Taylor fans are going nuts.
The track listing is out as well.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are you gonna buy the album?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I am somewhat confident I'll get to come to work
and play it occasionally. I think we'll occasionally probably play
some Taylor Swift when it comes out.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
She went into a bit of detail about what the
album means to her and how precise she's been in
putting it all together.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
I wanted the album to feel the way my life felt,
and this completely matches the way that my life has felt.
Every single song is on this album for hundreds of reasons,
and you couldn't take one out and it'd be the
same album. You couldn't add one and it's just right.
And that focus and that kind of discipline with creating
(21:04):
an album and keeping the bar really high is something
I've been wanting.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
To do for a very long time.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I tend to love to write lots and lots of music,
so it's a temptation to release lots of music. Sure,
I wanted to do an album that was so focused
on quality and on the theme and everything fitting together
like a perfect puzzle.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That these twelve.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Songs for my twelfth album. It just I feel like
we achieved that and I'm really happy about that.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That would be hard if you've written a bunch of
songs to go, I'm only putting twelve on.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Like how do you pick the best ones?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Like a good song that you like, but you go
doesn't fit the album and just leaving it off.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Well, I feel like all of her albums and correct
me if I'm wrong, Swifties, but all of her albums
kind of have a theme.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
The eras, and it's that that time of her life
is what the album's all about. Yeah, okay, you know
what the unreleased songs that you're right, that's for when
you die, Like you know when when the Beatles they go, oh,
we've found an old Beatles.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Song that they never actually finished or where and it's
huge stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
So produces each song like hundreds of them and then
picks handpicks.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Which one I don't know, Amy put on the other.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
For me, asking you like you're a producer, Yeah, just
Crisp Page.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I do know a few things because I read about it.
You know, she bought all of her music back so.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That she owns it from Scooter Braun, right.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, so there was the producer when she was you know,
like anyone starting out of the music industry, the record
companies will take advantage of them somewhat with the contract
they signed. So Taylor recorded all of the Taylor's version
of songs and bought her music back, which I originally went, oh,
how smart is that Financially She's going to be so
much richer now, which she is, But hearing her explain
(22:46):
that on the podcast, I actually my cynicism went away
a little bit. It did actually mean a lot to
her to have that ownership of her own music.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Rather than send lawyers or management, I sent my mom
and my brother to LA and they sorry. They sat
down and they're like with Shamrock Capital, and they told
them this meant for me, like they told him the
whole story. I get a call from my mom and
(23:14):
she's like, you got your music. And it's literally been
so long since this happened.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
It's every time I talk about it, and I.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Just very dramatically hit the floor for real, like honestly
just started a long time bawling my eyes out, and
I'm just like, what happened?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And you got something was wrong and you come up
and I'm just like my.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Music and then just start absolutely heaving dead. Had no
power in my life to support myself.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Yeah, this changed my life.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
She's going to marry him, isn't she. It's gonna happen.
This is the that relationship falls apart.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
The world's over. What hope does the rest of the
world have?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It'll be inspiration for the next album.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, No, I think she seems.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Like the one.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It seems like the one. I don't think she would
have gone on the podcast with him if she didn't
think that. You know, there was a big, meaty rock
comings sometime soon.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Wow, welcome to twenty twenty five everyone. You know it's
the one when you go on their podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
However, she said she's an elusive Pandora's box. She's never
gone on anyone else's.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Don't worry, were almost done.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
A yawn, No, I my lower back is cramping up.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
She's on a period. Oh josh, this is the last break.
But we're going inside the secret society of whining women.
What they're complaining about this week in the Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
This mum's not whining, she just wants to know. I
think she's putting some feelers out there, right, She wrote, Hi, Mums,
I recently came across an article about a mum who
keeps her kids on a late night schedule. I think
dinner around nine point thirty, bath and bedtime stories close
to midnight what and waking up around ten thirty am.
(25:15):
We've shifted into this night our routine over the past week,
and to my surprise, it's working really well for us.
The evening's feel calmer. What, we get more quality time
as a family, especially with my partner's late work hours,
and the kids are waking up happy and well rested.
Has anyone else done this and is it possible long term?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Big issue? Well, firstly no.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Firstly, her kids must not be.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
At school right, so they're obviously very young.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
For me, that is even more detrimental. Like everybody knows
that the hours before midnight count for like double and
they're far more precious and important. And when kids are
so young, they need their sleep. It's how they're well them.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
They're getting to sleep because they're sleeping in in the
morning so that the hours of sleep are still there.
So that's fine, but her talking about the evening's being
more peaceful. Peaceful is when the kids go to sleep
and you can finally watch Succession and.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, be Chocolateah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Without having a share. Yeah, I'm assuming they're both young
kids with no school, and this mum loves a sleep
in because I don't actually understand why anyone would do this.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I'd love asleep in too, but not at the price
of them staying up till midnight.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, like, when do you get to watch your shows?
Maybe she doesn't watch shows.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Maybe she stays up till three.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Maybe she has no screens.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Maybe they're homeschooled, they're.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Off grid, they don't have any electricity up.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
In the mountains or something. Maybe they are in a cult.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It sounds a bit cultish.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What time do your kids go to bed?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh, my daughter, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
As you started answering, I realized.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You realize you actually don't care. Eight thirty is the latest,
and my other two I tried seven thirty. Okay, So
I can watch my shows and have my wine and
eat my ice cream and lots of snacks.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Everyone I know has that same thing, just waiting for
the kids to get to sleep, to enjoy sometime.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And even when I'm dog shit tired, I still will
force myself to stay up just so I have that
alone time.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I think that alone time and that relaxation time is
as important as sleep.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's imperative.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I will sacrifice two hours sleep to sit up and
watch a movie because it's still I think that's still
good for your brain.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's how you unwind.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, for the mental health.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
So guys, do not do what this mum's doing. Putting
your kids to better midnight sounds outrageous.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Do we know what the other mums replied in the Facebook?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Surely everyone just told it also, Actually, you know what,
I take that back. Do whatever the hell you want
with your own children.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I don't know you, and it's not my problem. That's
it the end. I don't know why we do that segment.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sometimes we can believe it.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, we do have to do it every week.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
If it's a good one, well I'll do some trawling
and I'll only come to you with juicy ones.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
If it's that week, don't bring it in next time.
We've got to go have a great Saturday.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I mean, you're odd,
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