November 9, 2025 • 23 mins
On this week’s Weekend Breakfast with Chris & Amy, Amy defends her fake Christmas tree against Chris’s “real-tree snobbery.” The duo debate when it’s acceptable to start decorating for Christmas (spoiler: Amy’s already lit up).
From celebrity crushes to royal scandals, Amy and Chris unpack the week’s biggest stories including Jennifer Aniston’s new hypnotherapist boyfriend, the first openly gay Sexiest Man Alive, and Prince Andrew’s royal downfall.
Amy also gives a hilarious mum-take on locking down her kids’ YouTube access before the social media ban hits, and the team wraps up with News to Amy a rapid-fire round of real headlines that she somehow turns into comedy gold.
Expect chaotic energy, cheeky banter, and classic Amy one-liners that’ll make every mum feel seen.
Chapters & Timestamps
00:00 – The Big Catch-Up: Amy’s had a massive week of photo shoots, parties, and exhaustion.
02:15 – Parental Lockdown: Chris sets TV restrictions while Amy’s kids outsmart her tech.
06:00 – Sexiest Man Alive: Amy rates (and roasts) People’s new choice - Jonathan Bailey from Bridgerton.
09:20 – Royals on the Ropes: Prince Andrew gets stripped of titles
12:20 – Jen Aniston’s New Love: Amy’s thrilled (and a little jealous) of Jen’s handsome hypnotherapist boyfriend.
16:00 – Christmas Tree Wars: Amy defends fake trees and wins… kind of.
19:50 – News to Amy: Ducks, bikinis, and Kim Kardashian’s new “worst show ever.”
23:30 – Wrap Up: Amy’s done, Chris is festive, and the weekend officially begins.
Keywords
Weekend Breakfast, Chris & Amy, iHeart Radio, Australian radio podcast, Amy Gerard, funny parenting podcast, Christmas tree debate, Jennifer Aniston boyfriend, Sexiest Man Alive 2025, Prince Andrew scandal, royal family news, Christmas in Australia, mum life podcast, comedy weekend radio, pop culture news.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Let's good morning. That remains to be seen. Chris Page
and Amy Yards in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Tay, good morning everyone, Good morning, Happy Saturday. Welcome back.
How you doing.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I'm actually exhausted, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You've had a big week.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I have had a big month.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, lying down in supermarkets at four o'clock in the morning.
What we're blind.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, we're not allowed to talk about that yet. That's
not coming out till next week.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That was a photo shoot.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It was. It was a photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
There was we had rise and wine, a big party
for two hundred and eighty women.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I did absolutely nothing. Thanks for asking.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
No, I know that you did nothing. You did gardening.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's why I'm fresh and ready to go.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And I'm dead inside.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There was some sad news during the week. There was
a couple of famous deaths.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Dick Cheney, the previous Vice President of the United States.
He was VP when George W. Bush was in and
we went into Iraq.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And Dick Cheney was the big architect of the Iraq
War and the weapons of mass destruction that weren't there.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know what you're talking about right now. I
love how into American politics you are.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyway, he's a bad guy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He's in hell.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He's starting wars and accidentally shooting people in hell. Now, okay,
but another big name that died. The rap world is
mourning the loss of a rapper from No Limit and
his name is Young Bleed.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. That's very sad.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, no, it is sad. Please take it seriously.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Young is Young Bleed.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Young Bleed died at fifty one from a brain aneurysm.
Isn't that ironic? You're allowed to laugh. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
This is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I hope my wife is keeping an eye on the
kids at home right now, because I'm in the process
of having to set up all the parental locks on
the TV.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Uh huh Why did they have they broken into them
or something?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, they've hit the age where they actually want to
watch inappropriate stuff. How what are your boys eight and six?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
So it's more than eight year old?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
More henry leading it? Yeah, because they start talking about
school at school. Before this, it was like grown up movies.
Are boring. We just want to watch Bluey and Pepper pick. Yes,
now it's all about mum and dad, aren't looking Deadpool
and Wolverine. Great movie, great movie, but I'm so confused.
(03:06):
It's it's the new TV right with AI and everything,
which confuses and scares me. But every different streamer has
different so you've got things. Disney has different ones, HBO, Netflix, Amazon. Yeah,
I've got to set them all up separately.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I feel exactly the same way.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And this must be how our parents felt when technology
came about. And I used to be on MSN or ICQ, yeah,
and I used to know how to like navigate the
whole system, and my parents had no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
And I feel like a.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Prehistoric dinosaur nout because I have actually already put parental
locks on certain things on our TV, on iPads and everything.
And my especially my daughter who's almost ten, she knows loopholes.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And that's why the social media band is going to
be bringing saying. The kids are apparently already taking steps
to do it, like putting their parents' names in their username,
and that's going to get it. I mean, they are
going to run rings around that social media band.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, they will especially for like kids who are fifteen. Yeah,
I think they'll they will jump through those loopholes so quickly.
For me, I have said to my kids, because we
put a pin coat on YouTube on a TV, I
still let them watch YouTube kids.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I swear to god. That's even worse sometimes.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So I'm using this social media band and I'm like,
tenth of December, guys, all of your YouTube kids accounts blocked,
and I'm going to have to try and find locks
for them and obviously put them on. But you watch,
you watch my daughter somehow navigate her way around that,
and I bet she will.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
They're smarter than us.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, they're smarter than us, but I'm not real smart technology.
They've also guessed some of the pins already on the TV.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Because don't tell me you did four zeros.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I did one, two, three four on a Boxtel and
they got that one. You're right about it being the
same with our parents. Though. This reminds me of a time.
Remember your old home PC. Yes, and you could choose
the screen saver, Yes, and it was all the different
screen savers. And one of the screen savers you could
have was the scrolling text. Yes, and you could put
(05:13):
in whatever you wanted to say, and then after a
few minutes, when the computer screen rested, it would start
just scrolling whatever you put in. I one day put
in this is the FBI. Your computer has been compromised
as the screen saver. My dad spent over an hour
on the phone to no god knows who was IBM
(05:36):
or whoever it would have been back in the day,
explaining to them that we'd been compromised and that the
FBI were involved, and then going what's happening, And he
goes the message is coming up, but then he touched
the mouse or something. He goes off, the message is gone,
and he go, oh, no, I don't know what happened.
And then two minutes later he go the messages up again.
Here it is again, the the FBI is back.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
That would be ours one day.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's me now and that damn AI television.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Who magazine, No, it's People magazine magazine. You can get
my magazines mixed up. I haven't been to the doctors
in I read a magazine.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The magazines even exist anymore?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
At the doctors sure, And the world's sexiest man is
Patrick Swayzey that's the doctor surgery.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That's from nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, the People magazine World's Sexiest Man, and drum roll,
it is Jonathan Bailey.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Jonathan Bailey. No, he was the guy in Bridgeton.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He's the photo.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yes, he's gay. He's a gay man. He is a
very handsome, sexy man. I'll pay that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is he the first gay man to be the world's
sexiest man?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
He is the first gay guy.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let me have a look I've got.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I asked you, no wonder. Your wife was very happy
about that.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She's a huge Bridgeton fan. He was very charming in Bridgington.
I'm pretty sure he plays Rolin Wicket as well.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm being told he's the first ever gay man to
win Sexiest Man Life. But I'm looking at this list, amy,
and I'm going to change that to the first openly
gay man. Who's one sexiest man of life? You have
to go through. I'll just go through a few lawsuits.
Last year was a weird one. John Krasinski from the
Office and the movie A Quiet Place. You know him? No,
(07:29):
But also year before that, Patrick Dempsey.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, yeah, he's anatomy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Chris Evans, Okay, Paul Rudd, Michael B. Jordan hot. Yeah,
see yeah, and she's come alive. Yes, John Legend, okay, yeah,
Idris Elba no, as in noah, you don't know who he.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Is, as in like I don't find him sexy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Dwayne Johnson hot the rock, I don't know what he
throw me the around the room, okay, David Beckham, Chris Emsworth.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, go back anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Here we go, two thousand and eight. Hugh Jackman, our
very own, Hugh Jackman, well done. Two thousand and six.
George Clooney, Oh yeah, there's another.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He would have been quite young back then. That's what
almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Ah, there he is. I knew he had to win
one ninety ninety. Tommy Cruz. Of course he was there
at nine.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Brad Crue, Brad Pitts. I think he's won two ninety
ninety five in two.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Thousand, nineteen eighty eight. John F. Kennedy, Oh god, also
John F. Kennedy junior. Okay, yeah, John F. Kennedy didn't
have a head. Yeah, it had to. I'll let you
guess who the first ever Sexiest Man Alive was when
they started it in nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, yeah, but you'd know who it is.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Presley, No, he was?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Was he dead then? Nineteen eighty five Jackson twenty nine
years old, sexiest man alive, Our very own Mel Gibson.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, Mel Gibson was so good looking until I saw
him at Madame Tusword's wax museum and realized that he's
four foot.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
He's not really you can look at the wax thing
and judge him on that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, it's based on his real heighth. He's a
small man. He's like my heigh.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
He's a four foot, but he's like five seven, not
as attractive.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What about?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Sorry, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Jonathan Bailey twenty twenty five, Sexiest Man life. Congratulations, I done,
first openly gay man ever to win round.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
This is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The Royal family are on the nose a little bit.
I feel. Since Lizzie died, Oh my god, Lizzie, Queen
Elizabeth passed away, King Charles became the king. He's less
popular than Elizabeth. Ever since the Diana.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Charles looks like he's dead inside.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think, ever since Diana died and he was with Fergie,
not Fergie was he with his Camilla Camilla? Yeah, I
think you know he hasn't been as popular Harry and
Meghan big time. That's a stain as well.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I know you're really not a fan of Meghan.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I oh, can you imagine living with her?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Harry, Harry, that's not what she sounds.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Like in my head, that's exactly what she sounds like.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I don't mind it. I think I just really liked
her in suits.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I liked her in that one scene.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, I know what scene you're just getting in the
filing room.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, it's on YouTube, Bet it is. But the fall
from grace for the Royals is definitely complete now with
Prince Andrew. Brutal stuff that his brother King Charles has
stripped him of all of his royal titles, his milk
should on as he's kicked him out of his royal
house everything because of the Epstein good stuff and fair enough.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Well, he's making an example of him.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
He's saying, just because you are a royal doesn't mean
that you're above repercussions of your actions.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You're a dirty dog. Beat it.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's been a long time coming. I feel like they've
given Andrew a lot of chances to fall on his
sword and it's so arrogant. He just hasn't. Finally, his
brother had to publicly.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
There should be a public hanging.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I'd be down for that if he just found guilty
of what they're saying. Went on on Epstein Island. I
think public hangings would be right for those people. Yeah,
but it has reignited the debate here in Australia. It's
excited all the Republicans, who are the people who go
get rid of the King and Queen. We should have
a president and be our own republic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh god, imagine Australia had a president. I don't think
it would be that different to a prime minister.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's just a name, it's just a title. Really, don't worry.
They're not all like Donald Trump. A lot of countries
in the world have presidents and they're just normal people. Yes, yes, okay,
Ossie Trump would be good.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, it would not, No, it would not.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
But do you do you have an attachment either way?
My wife is a hardcore She loves the Royals. She
would hate it if we broke away from that.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I feel completely indifferent.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I just like the fact that we get some public
holidays for their birthdays.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So that's true. Yeah, we'd lose that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Actually, do we even get a public holiday now for
the queen's birthday even though there is a one?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, she's gone, and but nessa, now it's the.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
King's birthday, King's birthday, but it's.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Never even on their birthday anyone.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
We get a public holiday, all right, Long live the King,
the King, Live the King, Yes, just.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Not his brother, who's a complete perverse.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
This is crisp page.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And speaking of men, we need I have always and
I think I can speak on behalf of the female population.
We have always wanted to see Jennifer Aniston fun love.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh god, I know, because Angeline Jolie.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well she I mean, I'm not going to say that
she came in and swooped and stole brad Off exactly
what she Yeah, it takes two people to tango, and
it takes two people to have an affair.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
And I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Happened either, but everyone was very heartbroken. Jennifer Aniston is
the very much the pretty girl next door.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Everyone loved her on Friends and she.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Is the epitome of aging. Well, I mean she is
how old is she? She'd be mid fifties at least,
and she looks amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
She mid fifties. I thought she might be even older
than that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm looking her up here. Yeah, she's fifty six, and
I mean she looks incredible. Remember the movie Horrible Bosses
was a couple of years ago. She was so that
predator boss. Yeah, and what with that guy that cuck
that like went, oh, how terrible. She's trying to sleep
with me? She on?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
She was so hot in that movie.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But I just think I've always wanted her to find somebody,
someone really great, because I mean, anyway, she's soft.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
She hasn't soft launched. She's hard launched. With this guy,
Jim Curtis.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I took the liberty of going on to his page
and having a PERV.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And he is a very handsome man.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Is he a toy boy or is he not age appropriate?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
He is very much age appropriate. I think he might
be even older than her. The only thing that a
girlfriend of mine and I were having a joke about
is that he's actually a hypnotherapist, and somebody was like,
he's hypnotized her. But you just have to take one
look at him. He's a very handsome guy. He's got
these beautiful green karknotic eyes. Yeah, likely you did there,
(14:23):
But he seems very emotionally mature.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Big on manifestation.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, I know, but you know that's very big these days,
And to be honest, I feel like I am an
unintentional manifesto.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Rub your crystals together.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, I don't have crystals, but anyone there is something
about manifesting.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
But then story here.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
The main point of this story is that they found
each other and they do seem really happy. He actually,
after she went public with their little love story on
her socials, he followed suit and posted, oh here we go.
Oh he played Alex Warren the Ordinary, and he wrote
if this is a dream, I don't want to wake up,
(15:06):
And it's him standing up in Jennifer Anison is cuddling
him from behind, and I really really want this to work.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
He's a hypnotherapist that manifests things. I mean, you just
I mean, Jennifer Aniston is a bit of a hippie,
so you always knew she was going to end up
with a feng shuai specialist or.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So it feels like they've met their match. And I
just want to say I'm very very happy for jen Aniston.
What's his name, Jim Curtis.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's a terrible name. J from Manifestation, Jasper or Packson
or something stupid Jasper. Yeah, because he has a stupid job,
he should have a stupid name.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
No, I don't think his job is stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
And I think women all around the world, especially ones
that have been jilted or done wrong done by No
what I was trying to say, wrong done, I've.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Done wrong by.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Any woman who's been betrayed. It's a win for the girls.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
At the end of the day, he's having sex with
Jennifer Aniston, winning. So yeah, good on gym yet well done.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride Amy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I was driving home yesterday and I saw something that
gave me a real tingle of excitement. It's my favorite
time of year. I'm a big fan of this. And
I saw the sign hanging up for the Scout Christmas Trees.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Do you go out to like a forest and lob
yours down?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't cut it down. I don't buy it from
the Scout's either, because it's amateur hour. They're small trees.
You get the big one, proper trees. The Christmas tree
is my small penis itdem Some men buy a gun.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Some men buy a Lamborghini Dodge Ram.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The Christmas tree. I need a big, strong Christmas tree
once a year. That's my thing. Has to be bigger
every year. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Do you love Christmas?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love Christmas, Love Christmas. My first thoughts seeing this
sign for Christmas trees was like, oh, that's ridiculous. It's
a bit early.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
We're in November.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
And then I've just looked it up. It's forty six
days until Christmas. There's six four weekends until Christmas.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I feel like the minute Halloween is done, within a
one hour period, Halloween's done.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Christmas decorations are up.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Sure, I've actually got friends who have already put the
Christmas tree up.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I mean, I think that's a bit early.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Do they have a fake tree?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Do they?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah? I've got a fake tree too. You've got beef?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's garbage. Fake Christmas trees. They don't have
the smell. Here's charm.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I grew up with real Christmas trees as well, and
when I smell that pine, that reminds me of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
It's so nostalgic.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
But here's what I do to kind of still get
that feeling, but also have an absolutely sick tree. I've
got a bow some hill which has the inn built lights,
which means it takes blank three clip ins. My tree
is up. Every single line is on because they are
built in. Hang on before you come at me with
(18:13):
a rebuttal. Then I have a koya pine candles all around.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I have the incense, I've.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Got the diffuses. But I've got a sick Christmas tree.
I don't have to punch on with all the lights,
and then I don't have to clean up after all
the little pine needles decide to die and drop off
and filter around my entire house.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah it's a sick Christmas tree, all right. Yeah it's sick.
It's fake. It's a plastic made in China Christmas tree
with you said like it's a good thing. Oh, the
lights are already on there, so you don't get to
decorate the tree with your family.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I decorate the entire tree with ornaments and tinsel and beads.
I just don't mess around with the lights that get tangled.
I'm pretty sure last year you left your Christmas tree
up till the end of January and it was rotting
in the corner of your house.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It was not because I keep it alive as long
as possible, so no, I kept. I kept it till
Australia Day, which was my new record this year. So
we're going for a bigger tree. It has to be
bigger every year until it can't fit in the house.
And this year I'm going for Valentine's Day. Good one
year with this Christmas tree, I will be leaving it.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Alive and hopefully it doesn't bring in any.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Bugs or it doesn't. You've got to care for your
live Christmas tree. It takes love because it's a real.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You can do that because you only have a four
hour job each week.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You put water in the base and a little bit
of lemonade. They love a bit of sugar. It keeps
them alive longer if you put lemonade in the bottom
and spray it with water on the hot days, little
squirter after it.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Again, this is why you can keep your trees alive.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Well, let me be the first to say here on Saturday,
the eighth of November, Merry Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I actually can't wait.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
This is crisp page and.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You don't watch the news, Amy, I don't blame you.
It's usually bad depressing. I watched the news so you
don't have to, and I'll tell you what's been going
on this week. It's news to Amy.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We have some breaking news for you.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
It's news to Amy, very simple. I'll read you had
some headlines. If it's something you are interested in knowing
more about, yep, you let me know. And if not,
you just say past will keep moving.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Reserve Bank to keep interest rates. Yeah, the interest rates
aren't going anywhere. Florida woman suing SeaWorld after duck knocks
her unconscious on a roller coaster.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I mean that sounds a bit funny, to.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Tell you the truth. The headline does most of the
heavy lifting.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
And there's nothing else to say.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The woman is suing SeaWorld in Orlando. She was riding
a roller coaster and while going down the hill, the
fast bit a duck hitter in the face, broke her nose,
knocked or unconscious. But she's suing SeaWorld. Now, I'm not
a lawyer, but do SeaWorld control the duck ducks?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Listen, that is very unfortunate and you'd be really upset,
But that is not SeaWorld's fault anyway, SeaWorld.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I feel he's a duck, a marine animal, because then
SeaWorld should be responsible for its ducks. Next headline is
anger at seven year old in bikini.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
My daughter is nine and she wears a bikini.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
A popular Australian shoe brand has responded after being heavily
criticized for its recent marketing campaign featuring young girls in
swimwear Billini Shoes Billini.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I do, and I've also seen this campaign.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Look at the photo. It's not sexualized in any way,
not at all. And it's not a tiny.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's not a string bikini. It is not a provocative bikini.
It's not a provocative shot. It is a kid in
a bikini wearing the sandals. Because it's like she's at
a beach or she's going.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
To pull she's in a swimmers let's call it. It's
only creepy when you start calling it a bit.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I actually don't understand because I follow a lot of
kids swimwear brands and even my daughter. I recently bought
her one and it's this little two piece and it's
got blue flowers on it. But I saw it on
my socials because a little girl was wearing it, and
I thought Charlie would love that.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Call it togs because that's as unsexual as possible.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I don't think that there is anything wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, Jilly Clark, a popular TikTok creator, took exception to it.
Good on your, Jilly, keep it the good work playing
in America. Erupts into Fireball to take off.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No, no, okay, I don't want to hear about that.
I've already spotted it, and I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Know it was a cargo plane.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
So are you telling me anyway?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, I'm letting you know the good news that it
wasn't full of three hundred passengers on their way to Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Only seven. Well, that's still seven innocent lives lost, better.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Than three hundred. Kim Kardashian's new TV show labeled worst
of all time.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Tell me, tell me.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's called All's Fair. But it's not the usual reality
just filming them going about their lives thing. It's an
actual scripted drama.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You just have to watch one episode of Keeping Up
with the Kardashians to know that Kim is no actress.
That's not even me being offensive like her show is
a reality TV show.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I can't stand the way how slow they all talk.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Critics are calling it the worst TV show ever made.
Worse than that show on Channel seven years ago, Man
oh Man, where they'd push them into the swimming pool
if they didn't want to go on a date with them.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh god, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's worse than that.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
That was reality. That was a reality show.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Worse than Round the Twist where they lived in a
where they lived in a lighthouse. Worse than that. Let's
get out of here. I really feel like we've run
out of steam. So it's a good thing. That's the
end of the show.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Thank god.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Let's good morning. That remains to be seen. Chris Page
and Amy Yards in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Tay, good morning everyone, Good morning, Happy Saturday. Welcome back.
How you doing.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I'm actually exhausted, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You've had a big week.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I have had a big month.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, lying down in supermarkets at four o'clock in the morning.
What we're blind.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, we're not allowed to talk about that yet. That's
not coming out till next week.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
That was a photo shoot.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
It was. It was a photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
There was we had rise and wine, a big party
for two hundred and eighty women.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I did absolutely nothing. Thanks for asking.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
No, I know that you did nothing. You did gardening.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's why I'm fresh and ready to go.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And I'm dead inside.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There was some sad news during the week. There was
a couple of famous deaths.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Dick Cheney, the previous Vice President of the United States.
He was VP when George W. Bush was in and
we went into Iraq.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah wow.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
And Dick Cheney was the big architect of the Iraq
War and the weapons of mass destruction that weren't there.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I don't know what you're talking about right now. I
love how into American politics you are.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyway, he's a bad guy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He's in hell.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
He's starting wars and accidentally shooting people in hell. Now, okay,
but another big name that died. The rap world is
mourning the loss of a rapper from No Limit and
his name is Young Bleed.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. That's very sad.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, no, it is sad. Please take it seriously.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Young is Young Bleed.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Young Bleed died at fifty one from a brain aneurysm.
Isn't that ironic? You're allowed to laugh. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
This is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I hope my wife is keeping an eye on the
kids at home right now, because I'm in the process
of having to set up all the parental locks on
the TV.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Uh huh Why did they have they broken into them
or something?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, they've hit the age where they actually want to
watch inappropriate stuff. How what are your boys eight and six?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
So it's more than eight year old?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
More henry leading it? Yeah, because they start talking about
school at school. Before this, it was like grown up movies.
Are boring. We just want to watch Bluey and Pepper pick. Yes,
now it's all about mum and dad, aren't looking Deadpool
and Wolverine. Great movie, great movie, but I'm so confused.
(03:06):
It's it's the new TV right with AI and everything,
which confuses and scares me. But every different streamer has
different so you've got things. Disney has different ones, HBO, Netflix, Amazon. Yeah,
I've got to set them all up separately.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I feel exactly the same way.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And this must be how our parents felt when technology
came about. And I used to be on MSN or ICQ, yeah,
and I used to know how to like navigate the
whole system, and my parents had no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
And I feel like a.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Prehistoric dinosaur nout because I have actually already put parental
locks on certain things on our TV, on iPads and everything.
And my especially my daughter who's almost ten, she knows loopholes.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And that's why the social media band is going to
be bringing saying. The kids are apparently already taking steps
to do it, like putting their parents' names in their username,
and that's going to get it. I mean, they are
going to run rings around that social media band.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, they will especially for like kids who are fifteen. Yeah,
I think they'll they will jump through those loopholes so quickly.
For me, I have said to my kids, because we
put a pin coat on YouTube on a TV, I
still let them watch YouTube kids.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I swear to god. That's even worse sometimes.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So I'm using this social media band and I'm like,
tenth of December, guys, all of your YouTube kids accounts blocked,
and I'm going to have to try and find locks
for them and obviously put them on. But you watch,
you watch my daughter somehow navigate her way around that,
and I bet she will.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
They're smarter than us.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, they're smarter than us, but I'm not real smart technology.
They've also guessed some of the pins already on the TV.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Because don't tell me you did four zeros.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I did one, two, three four on a Boxtel and
they got that one. You're right about it being the
same with our parents. Though. This reminds me of a time.
Remember your old home PC. Yes, and you could choose
the screen saver, Yes, and it was all the different
screen savers. And one of the screen savers you could
have was the scrolling text. Yes, and you could put
(05:13):
in whatever you wanted to say, and then after a
few minutes, when the computer screen rested, it would start
just scrolling whatever you put in. I one day put
in this is the FBI. Your computer has been compromised
as the screen saver. My dad spent over an hour
on the phone to no god knows who was IBM
(05:36):
or whoever it would have been back in the day,
explaining to them that we'd been compromised and that the
FBI were involved, and then going what's happening, And he
goes the message is coming up, but then he touched
the mouse or something. He goes off, the message is gone,
and he go, oh, no, I don't know what happened.
And then two minutes later he go the messages up again.
Here it is again, the the FBI is back.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
That would be ours one day.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's me now and that damn AI television.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Who magazine, No, it's People magazine magazine. You can get
my magazines mixed up. I haven't been to the doctors
in I read a magazine.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
The magazines even exist anymore?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
At the doctors sure, And the world's sexiest man is
Patrick Swayzey that's the doctor surgery.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That's from nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay, the People magazine World's Sexiest Man, and drum roll,
it is Jonathan Bailey.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Jonathan Bailey. No, he was the guy in Bridgeton.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He's the photo.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yes, he's gay. He's a gay man. He is a
very handsome, sexy man. I'll pay that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Is he the first gay man to be the world's
sexiest man?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
He is the first gay guy.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let me have a look I've got.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I asked you, no wonder. Your wife was very happy
about that.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She's a huge Bridgeton fan. He was very charming in Bridgington.
I'm pretty sure he plays Rolin Wicket as well.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm being told he's the first ever gay man to
win Sexiest Man Life. But I'm looking at this list, amy,
and I'm going to change that to the first openly
gay man. Who's one sexiest man of life? You have
to go through. I'll just go through a few lawsuits.
Last year was a weird one. John Krasinski from the
Office and the movie A Quiet Place. You know him? No,
(07:29):
But also year before that, Patrick Dempsey.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, yeah, he's anatomy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Chris Evans, Okay, Paul Rudd, Michael B. Jordan hot. Yeah,
see yeah, and she's come alive. Yes, John Legend, okay, yeah,
Idris Elba no, as in noah, you don't know who he.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Is, as in like I don't find him sexy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Dwayne Johnson hot the rock, I don't know what he
throw me the around the room, okay, David Beckham, Chris Emsworth.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah, yeah, go back anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Here we go, two thousand and eight. Hugh Jackman, our
very own, Hugh Jackman, well done. Two thousand and six.
George Clooney, Oh yeah, there's another.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He would have been quite young back then. That's what
almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Ah, there he is. I knew he had to win
one ninety ninety. Tommy Cruz. Of course he was there
at nine.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Brad Crue, Brad Pitts. I think he's won two ninety
ninety five in two.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Thousand, nineteen eighty eight. John F. Kennedy, Oh god, also
John F. Kennedy junior. Okay, yeah, John F. Kennedy didn't
have a head. Yeah, it had to. I'll let you
guess who the first ever Sexiest Man Alive was when
they started it in nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, yeah, but you'd know who it is.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Presley, No, he was?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Was he dead then? Nineteen eighty five Jackson twenty nine
years old, sexiest man alive, Our very own Mel Gibson.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, Mel Gibson was so good looking until I saw
him at Madame Tusword's wax museum and realized that he's
four foot.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
He's not really you can look at the wax thing
and judge him on that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
No, no, no, it's based on his real heighth. He's a
small man. He's like my heigh.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
He's a four foot, but he's like five seven, not
as attractive.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What about?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Sorry, well there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Jonathan Bailey twenty twenty five, Sexiest Man life. Congratulations, I done,
first openly gay man ever to win round.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
This is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The Royal family are on the nose a little bit.
I feel. Since Lizzie died, Oh my god, Lizzie, Queen
Elizabeth passed away, King Charles became the king. He's less
popular than Elizabeth. Ever since the Diana.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Charles looks like he's dead inside.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I think, ever since Diana died and he was with Fergie,
not Fergie was he with his Camilla Camilla? Yeah, I
think you know he hasn't been as popular Harry and
Meghan big time. That's a stain as well.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I know you're really not a fan of Meghan.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I oh, can you imagine living with her?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Harry, Harry, that's not what she sounds.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Like in my head, that's exactly what she sounds like.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I don't mind it. I think I just really liked
her in suits.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I liked her in that one scene.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, I know what scene you're just getting in the
filing room.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, it's on YouTube, Bet it is. But the fall
from grace for the Royals is definitely complete now with
Prince Andrew. Brutal stuff that his brother King Charles has
stripped him of all of his royal titles, his milk
should on as he's kicked him out of his royal
house everything because of the Epstein good stuff and fair enough.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Well, he's making an example of him.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
He's saying, just because you are a royal doesn't mean
that you're above repercussions of your actions.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You're a dirty dog. Beat it.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's been a long time coming. I feel like they've
given Andrew a lot of chances to fall on his
sword and it's so arrogant. He just hasn't. Finally, his
brother had to publicly.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
There should be a public hanging.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I'd be down for that if he just found guilty
of what they're saying. Went on on Epstein Island. I
think public hangings would be right for those people. Yeah,
but it has reignited the debate here in Australia. It's
excited all the Republicans, who are the people who go
get rid of the King and Queen. We should have
a president and be our own republic.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh god, imagine Australia had a president. I don't think
it would be that different to a prime minister.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
It's just a name, it's just a title. Really, don't worry.
They're not all like Donald Trump. A lot of countries
in the world have presidents and they're just normal people. Yes, yes, okay,
Ossie Trump would be good.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, it would not, No, it would not.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
But do you do you have an attachment either way?
My wife is a hardcore She loves the Royals. She
would hate it if we broke away from that.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I feel completely indifferent.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I just like the fact that we get some public
holidays for their birthdays.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So that's true. Yeah, we'd lose that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Actually, do we even get a public holiday now for
the queen's birthday even though there is a one?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, she's gone, and but nessa, now it's the.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
King's birthday, King's birthday, but it's.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Never even on their birthday anyone.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
We get a public holiday, all right, Long live the King,
the King, Live the King, Yes, just.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Not his brother, who's a complete perverse.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
This is crisp page.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And speaking of men, we need I have always and
I think I can speak on behalf of the female population.
We have always wanted to see Jennifer Aniston fun love.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh god, I know, because Angeline Jolie.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well she I mean, I'm not going to say that
she came in and swooped and stole brad Off exactly
what she Yeah, it takes two people to tango, and
it takes two people to have an affair.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
And I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Happened either, but everyone was very heartbroken. Jennifer Aniston is
the very much the pretty girl next door.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Everyone loved her on Friends and she.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Is the epitome of aging. Well, I mean she is
how old is she? She'd be mid fifties at least,
and she looks amazing.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
She mid fifties. I thought she might be even older
than that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm looking her up here. Yeah, she's fifty six, and
I mean she looks incredible. Remember the movie Horrible Bosses
was a couple of years ago. She was so that
predator boss. Yeah, and what with that guy that cuck
that like went, oh, how terrible. She's trying to sleep
with me? She on?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
She was so hot in that movie.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But I just think I've always wanted her to find somebody,
someone really great, because I mean, anyway, she's soft.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
She hasn't soft launched. She's hard launched. With this guy,
Jim Curtis.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I took the liberty of going on to his page
and having a PERV.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And he is a very handsome man.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Is he a toy boy or is he not age appropriate?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
He is very much age appropriate. I think he might
be even older than her. The only thing that a
girlfriend of mine and I were having a joke about
is that he's actually a hypnotherapist, and somebody was like,
he's hypnotized her. But you just have to take one
look at him. He's a very handsome guy. He's got
these beautiful green karknotic eyes. Yeah, likely you did there,
(14:23):
But he seems very emotionally mature.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Big on manifestation.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No, I know, but you know that's very big these days,
And to be honest, I feel like I am an
unintentional manifesto.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Rub your crystals together.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, I don't have crystals, but anyone there is something
about manifesting.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
But then story here.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
The main point of this story is that they found
each other and they do seem really happy. He actually,
after she went public with their little love story on
her socials, he followed suit and posted, oh here we go.
Oh he played Alex Warren the Ordinary, and he wrote
if this is a dream, I don't want to wake up,
(15:06):
And it's him standing up in Jennifer Anison is cuddling
him from behind, and I really really want this to work.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
He's a hypnotherapist that manifests things. I mean, you just
I mean, Jennifer Aniston is a bit of a hippie,
so you always knew she was going to end up
with a feng shuai specialist or.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So it feels like they've met their match. And I
just want to say I'm very very happy for jen Aniston.
What's his name, Jim Curtis.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
That's a terrible name. J from Manifestation, Jasper or Packson
or something stupid Jasper. Yeah, because he has a stupid job,
he should have a stupid name.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
No, I don't think his job is stupid.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
And I think women all around the world, especially ones
that have been jilted or done wrong done by No
what I was trying to say, wrong done, I've.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Done wrong by.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Any woman who's been betrayed. It's a win for the girls.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
At the end of the day, he's having sex with
Jennifer Aniston, winning. So yeah, good on gym yet well done.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride Amy.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I was driving home yesterday and I saw something that
gave me a real tingle of excitement. It's my favorite
time of year. I'm a big fan of this. And
I saw the sign hanging up for the Scout Christmas Trees.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Do you go out to like a forest and lob
yours down?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I don't cut it down. I don't buy it from
the Scout's either, because it's amateur hour. They're small trees.
You get the big one, proper trees. The Christmas tree
is my small penis itdem Some men buy a gun.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Some men buy a Lamborghini Dodge Ram.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The Christmas tree. I need a big, strong Christmas tree
once a year. That's my thing. Has to be bigger
every year. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Do you love Christmas?
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I love Christmas, Love Christmas. My first thoughts seeing this
sign for Christmas trees was like, oh, that's ridiculous. It's
a bit early.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
We're in November.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
And then I've just looked it up. It's forty six
days until Christmas. There's six four weekends until Christmas.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I feel like the minute Halloween is done, within a
one hour period, Halloween's done.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Christmas decorations are up.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Sure, I've actually got friends who have already put the
Christmas tree up.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I mean, I think that's a bit early.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Do they have a fake tree?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Do they?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah? I've got a fake tree too. You've got beef?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's garbage. Fake Christmas trees. They don't have
the smell. Here's charm.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I grew up with real Christmas trees as well, and
when I smell that pine, that reminds me of Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
It's so nostalgic.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
But here's what I do to kind of still get
that feeling, but also have an absolutely sick tree. I've
got a bow some hill which has the inn built lights,
which means it takes blank three clip ins. My tree
is up. Every single line is on because they are
built in. Hang on before you come at me with
(18:13):
a rebuttal. Then I have a koya pine candles all around.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I have the incense, I've.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Got the diffuses. But I've got a sick Christmas tree.
I don't have to punch on with all the lights,
and then I don't have to clean up after all
the little pine needles decide to die and drop off
and filter around my entire house.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah it's a sick Christmas tree, all right. Yeah it's sick.
It's fake. It's a plastic made in China Christmas tree
with you said like it's a good thing. Oh, the
lights are already on there, so you don't get to
decorate the tree with your family.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I decorate the entire tree with ornaments and tinsel and beads.
I just don't mess around with the lights that get tangled.
I'm pretty sure last year you left your Christmas tree
up till the end of January and it was rotting
in the corner of your house.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It was not because I keep it alive as long
as possible, so no, I kept. I kept it till
Australia Day, which was my new record this year. So
we're going for a bigger tree. It has to be
bigger every year until it can't fit in the house.
And this year I'm going for Valentine's Day. Good one
year with this Christmas tree, I will be leaving it.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Alive and hopefully it doesn't bring in any.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Bugs or it doesn't. You've got to care for your
live Christmas tree. It takes love because it's a real.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You can do that because you only have a four
hour job each week.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You put water in the base and a little bit
of lemonade. They love a bit of sugar. It keeps
them alive longer if you put lemonade in the bottom
and spray it with water on the hot days, little
squirter after it.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Again, this is why you can keep your trees alive.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Well, let me be the first to say here on Saturday,
the eighth of November, Merry Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I actually can't wait.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
This is crisp page and.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You don't watch the news, Amy, I don't blame you.
It's usually bad depressing. I watched the news so you
don't have to, and I'll tell you what's been going
on this week. It's news to Amy.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We have some breaking news for you.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
It's news to Amy, very simple. I'll read you had
some headlines. If it's something you are interested in knowing
more about, yep, you let me know. And if not,
you just say past will keep moving.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Reserve Bank to keep interest rates. Yeah, the interest rates
aren't going anywhere. Florida woman suing SeaWorld after duck knocks
her unconscious on a roller coaster.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I mean that sounds a bit funny, to.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Tell you the truth. The headline does most of the
heavy lifting.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
And there's nothing else to say.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The woman is suing SeaWorld in Orlando. She was riding
a roller coaster and while going down the hill, the
fast bit a duck hitter in the face, broke her nose,
knocked or unconscious. But she's suing SeaWorld. Now, I'm not
a lawyer, but do SeaWorld control the duck ducks?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Listen, that is very unfortunate and you'd be really upset,
But that is not SeaWorld's fault anyway, SeaWorld.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I feel he's a duck, a marine animal, because then
SeaWorld should be responsible for its ducks. Next headline is
anger at seven year old in bikini.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
My daughter is nine and she wears a bikini.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
A popular Australian shoe brand has responded after being heavily
criticized for its recent marketing campaign featuring young girls in
swimwear Billini Shoes Billini.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I do, and I've also seen this campaign.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Look at the photo. It's not sexualized in any way,
not at all. And it's not a tiny.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
It's not a string bikini. It is not a provocative bikini.
It's not a provocative shot. It is a kid in
a bikini wearing the sandals. Because it's like she's at
a beach or she's going.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
To pull she's in a swimmers let's call it. It's
only creepy when you start calling it a bit.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I actually don't understand because I follow a lot of
kids swimwear brands and even my daughter. I recently bought
her one and it's this little two piece and it's
got blue flowers on it. But I saw it on
my socials because a little girl was wearing it, and
I thought Charlie would love that.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Call it togs because that's as unsexual as possible.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I don't think that there is anything wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, Jilly Clark, a popular TikTok creator, took exception to it.
Good on your, Jilly, keep it the good work playing
in America. Erupts into Fireball to take off.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No, no, okay, I don't want to hear about that.
I've already spotted it, and I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Know it was a cargo plane.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
So are you telling me anyway?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, I'm letting you know the good news that it
wasn't full of three hundred passengers on their way to Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Only seven. Well, that's still seven innocent lives lost, better.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Than three hundred. Kim Kardashian's new TV show labeled worst
of all time.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Tell me, tell me.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's called All's Fair. But it's not the usual reality
just filming them going about their lives thing. It's an
actual scripted drama.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You just have to watch one episode of Keeping Up
with the Kardashians to know that Kim is no actress.
That's not even me being offensive like her show is
a reality TV show.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I can't stand the way how slow they all talk.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Critics are calling it the worst TV show ever made.
Worse than that show on Channel seven years ago, Man
oh Man, where they'd push them into the swimming pool
if they didn't want to go on a date with them.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh god, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's worse than that.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
That was reality. That was a reality show.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Worse than Round the Twist where they lived in a
where they lived in a lighthouse. Worse than that. Let's
get out of here. I really feel like we've run
out of steam. So it's a good thing. That's the
end of the show.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Thank god.
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