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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chris Age and Your Eyes aims. We had Martha from
Baby Reindeer hanging out with.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
How could I forget her?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, I should say, because I'm here. I was having
a laugh about it yesterday. But last night I watched
a few more episodes of Baby Reindeer.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I got through episode four. It's pretty dark, isn't it.
It's not so funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's dark and disturbing.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah again, I'm not laughing now.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
But that's been the biggest show in the world for
the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
My wife assures me, something else is coming.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Else dropped on Thursday night. I'm pretty sure your wife
and I both stayed up waited for the kids to
go to bed so we could just watch it in
peace and quiet and really hone in. It is Bridgeton.
Have you watched the first season?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Second season?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No? No, you know what it's all about. I know.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
My wife goes up to the bedroom and entourag close.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's one time she actually encourages me to play. She goes,
what do you turn on the xbox and stay downstairs
for a few hours?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Bother me for a solid hour.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It's Honestly, it has been one of the biggest shows
in Netflix history. Bigger than Baby Rainy, bigger than The Roast.
It's huge. I actually don't know a single woman who
doesn't watch it. Maybe my mom. She's only allowed to
watch the ABC.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So when I know it's all it's set what like
seventeenth century or something.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, back in.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
The day, back in the day where women had no rights.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, and they were they were it is it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's great to see how far we have evolved as
women and how far we've come and how many rights
and how our voices are heard now. It's it's we're
not getting turned on by that. Like that side of the.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Series though, Is it like an old movie, like the
men are all smoking and like when they grab a
woman and kiss her and if a woman's being hysterical,
just like whack, pull yourself together.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, Listen, there is a lot of men are having
their way with women and doing what they like and
the women just I guess putting up with it or
just knowing no different.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Right this is.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You probably will watch it, honestly. The costumes, the hair,
the makeup, the storyline, it is. It is so beautifully shot.
I can't it really does. It takes you all the
way back into an era that none of us would
know about.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
And storyline, it's the sex scenes's.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Watching.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They are definitely a cell point and they are quite frequent.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
How hardcore are they?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
They're not that hardcore, like you wouldn't let children watch them.
It's like, yeah, yeah, Netflix, right, it's Netflix.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, yeah, so it's pretty Yeah, Hey, I just watched
The Baby Reindeer.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
About anything wrong?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh no, I reckon. They're a bit hotter and a
bit more steamy. It I mean, Baby Reindeer disturbing.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Sorry there was.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It was flat out disturbing. Baby Reindeer. Bridgeton Is it's
classy sexy. Okay, yeah, it's like classy sex.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
So if you're husband Ryan walks in and you're watching it,
it's not like you're watching like porn like people going
out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's like, oh, just a love scene.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, it's very much more love. It's probably because of
the way they're dressed. They're all in like ethereal looking
lace gowns and he's in a tux and they're just
having a little moment behind a tree.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
In a lace gown. Oh, they just like it's just
lifted up. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, it's really really beautiful. And I don't know if
i've sat you just you're looking at me like a
gleam in your eyes, like, oh, this sounds like the
new show I need to watch.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Well, we already covered it with you watching porn last
week at the show. That's not it's a feedback about
that one thing I know about Bridgeton without having seen it,
though I have seen the soundtrack, because don't they when
they go to a ball or something, there's the classical
music playing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yes, but it's a new it's like a Swift.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's Taylor Swift. It's all these new current artists, but
they've taken them and they've put a classical spin on it.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
There, it's really clever.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I've got some here. These are some of the songs
that are coming up in this series.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's simple, Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Simple, Okay, that's Gibby everyone pit Bull, all right, here's and.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's the Korean Fellas k pop bts. Yes, wow, I
didn't know that, Like after you that one? Here we
go Ylie Cyrus, Yes, Flowers, well done, Flowers? Does she
smoke you? Reckon? She got a t boy flowers, oh joints? Okay, yeah, last.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
One here, Billy, we've played a new song just before.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
There's a bad guy. Al right, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
It's really cool.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Women everywhere, it's so horny for this show on thirteen
one oh sixty five, give us a call.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What TV show gets you all?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
This is going to be women digit.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, what what you know TV show gets?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Not under the collar?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, hot under the collar for me is like Q
and A the politicians arguing and screaming at the TV.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
No more good hot and bothered you know, yeah, yeah,
good hot, steamy women all over the world are losing
their mind. The team one of six five What TV
show gets you all?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Hot and bothered and fluster sweaty and the rest of it?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Ali has called in, Hi, alieh.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Hi guys, look Amy, I had to call in. I
heard you're talking about Bridgeston and.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Ah, yes, how long is it?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Have you watched all four episodes?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I have?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I have watched them all. I've watched them, I've binge
watched them all in a matter of like minutes basically.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
And then I was devastated to find out.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
That that we're gonna wake, I've got to wait out.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's it's like, it's it's it's like dangling the carrot
in front of us and then making us. It's it's cruel.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
It's cruel.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
And let me tell you that Colin has gone from
drabulus fabulous.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That sounds very interesting.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Now, Ali, let me ask you, you, rabbit, after you
watch a couple of episodes of Regiton, like, do you
have to go and get your husband?
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What are you? What are you doing after you?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
My husband quite enjoys the mood I'm in after watching,
and I must say.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yes, how good?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Do you? I would sometimes I just I take myself
to bed and then I just fall into these ludicrous
sex streams without anybody touching me. But I'm actually in
a relationship with Anthony in most of my dreams, and
I've put a soft spot for him.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He's the older brother you wouldn't know. And his wife's
really beautiful too.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So okay, you girls all done? All right?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
I feel I could go on, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Thank you for the call.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Melanie is here as well, Melanie, what TV show gets
you all hot and bothered?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
So I like your trash TV or your reality TV show,
and I am obsessed with Love Island Love.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Everyone's walking around in bikinis and shorts, all the body
parts are on display.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
This is the one with all that, all the human garbage,
with like tattoos, with spelling mistakes and orange faked.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yes, Australian one as well.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah, the UK one is the one I prefer. Then
you've got the Australian one as well.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I actually feel like the UK one is far more
raunchy than the Australian. In Australia they are much.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
More PG and they see when we're younger.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
For some reason, I don't know, I'm with you Love
Island Loveland.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm not going to check it out.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Amber has called as well, Amber, what show gets you
all hot and bothered?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
What should we be watching?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I will not say Love Irelist good sorry.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
And I will not say Bridges No.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Sorry, okay Bridges and was in the time before personal
hygiene really took off as well, so there might be
some smelly sex scenes.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Yeah, probably Look this is back in the smelly land too.
I would say Outlander.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh Jamie from Outlander, I would you hear me? I
hear you loud and clear, I would have his babies.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't know, So tell us what what's Outlander?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Outlander is a show in which if you pressed pause
on the entire world and got every single woman to
watch the intimate love scenes in Outlander, you would hear
a collective sigh that would ripple through the universe and
time and just change everything.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
She's not wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So there's great chemistry between the two main people in
this Yes.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
So I have to say the chemistry between the two
main characters is like nothing I've ever seen on TV before,
and I was convinced you could not actually fake that
level of chemistry. Will have lots of interview I am
pretty sure that many many years ago, on an interview,
pre install, pre social media, they were clearly saying, we
(09:16):
can't be in a relationship because.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
We worked together.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh so wanted to be.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
The chemistry is well.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have you have you seen that show sex Life on Netflix?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh my god, Okay, you need to watch this show.
And there is two people on that On the show.
There's an Australian actor I think his name is Adam Demos,
and there's this American lady.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Anyway, Adams is the guy with the tennis balls.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Huge wang and it flops out, and I actually went
onto a deep dive to work out was that a
prosthetic hawks sword flopping out of his tower? But it's not,
it's actually his. But the moral of this story is
their sex scenes together are so in tense and passionate
that I too went on a deep, deep dive slush
(10:06):
stalk of both of their accounts to be like, are
they together? They are actually together? So after they filmed
all of these series, this sex life series, they are
now together and I understand, now, why.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What is it with you girls? And like needing to
you can't just watch something?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I enjoy it? My wife if we watching them expends
the whole time on IMDb? Who's that actor?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, that's right? Oh did you know she was in
this with this? Yea, And this happened.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And I follow all their Instagram accounts.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
And the person who did the catering on that moodie
was also the line grip on this And I don't care.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Chris, it's the backstory matter.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes it does, and but knows what's up?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
All you could read about during the week games as
boring as hell was the federal budget.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
The three hundred dollars giving us.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, three hundred bucks to cover like the that's not
her electricity bill.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's for the whole year. Stop her week, Thanks elbow,
so generous.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
But the Treasurer Jim Chalmers also said I want everyone
to have more babies.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I mean, I actually did hear this, and I do
not understand why.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't know it helps the economy. For whatever reason,
you can.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Afford to have another baby these days, like maybe lower
the interest rates?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Maybe I'll pop a baby out for you.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Then the fuel I mean I definitely won't. No, well,
that's what I wanted to ask you. You done, You've
got three.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I am well and truly done. But you know what,
I never thought that I would be done. I love
babies and it's probably half the reason why my husband
went and got the snip when my third baby was
nine days old. And I remember his doodle doctor basically
saying to him, are you like, I don't normally do
the snip until your baby's at least one, just in
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case you change your mind.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And Ryan was like, snip it, do it now? Just
cut it off. Well care, no, now, just cut it off.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
He knows what I'm like, and I'm such a sucker
for babies. And that's why I had all of them
in close succession, because when my first baby turned one,
I was pregnant again, and then my second baby turned
one and I was pregnant again. It's like, once they
move out of the baby stage, I'm like, well, it's
start to go again.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, you're a machine.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And I actually think that, as sick as in the
head as I am, I actually think that I probably
I think I probably would have just kept going.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And he knows that he was smart to take that
dive into the vasectomy, but I into the I'm scared
to get one because everyone says they use to do
the incision or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
They use like a laser.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Burning thing and you can actually smell burning, your old
fella burning.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Then I wasn't there with Ryan, but he drove himself there.
He said, they lift up your shaft and they do
a little incision and then they do a little snip
and whatever that is. It's it's a little sip, but wholla, wait,
it doesn't matter, does hang on? It does not even
require a stick. There's no stitching. You're not going in
for internal stitches after you've given birth to a bowling
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ball head or anything like that. For weeks, he just
got a bandage smacked on it, and then he drove
himself home because he just only got a local anesthetic
after down there, and then he just iced his nuts
for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
That's right, and other all the tests afterwards, like after
a certain amount of time, you have to keep flogging
yourself to see if it actually if there's still sperm
in there.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, they said to him, don't play with it for
at least a week. But he was so paranoid in
his head that he was like, it's gonna feel different,
I'm gonna feel like less of a man, and blah
blah blah. That he jumped on the playing with himself
trained very quickly, and he was very surprised and it
felt exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Okay, just the swimmers were dead.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
You know what he hasn't done though, He hasn't gone
for that six week follow up appointment, which is to
check that there. Well, after six weeks, you meant to
go take yourself off to a little room with maybe
a zoo weekly magazine. And then they checked to make
sure that none of the swimmers are alive, and he
has never done that. But hey, that was five years
ago and I have never had a scare since.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
So I've never been to one of those sperm banks,
but I would hope not. They have something better than
Zoo Weekly to look at with the trade's injuries. Yeah,
I'm a getting avasectomy because I'm future proofing my life. Look,
you know, I'm not having any more kids with my
wife talking, but you know, if she leaves me and
I meet some twenty five year old, you're gonna have
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more children from Zoo Weekly and she wants kids, then
I want to be able to provide that. Really, Yeah,
I don't want Yeah, yeah, sure a rich old dad.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Sure, I just got to find money.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Then you wake up from your dream.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yes, Chris, this sweet powerball is jack potting again. If
you want to quit your job and get out of
it one hundred and fifty million dollars.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Can you?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I just I would not even know what to do.
I mean, yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I know exactly what I would do with one hundred
and fifty Well, okay, what's the first very first purchase?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh jeez, the very first purchase probably like a fancy
handbag that I've had my eye on, or an island.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, okay, ireland island.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
The first thing I would do is not tell a
single let's go with person.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, I was thinking of another word.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Don't tell any that you have won Powerball and one
hundred and fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Don't they?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Can you ask to have like privacy? Like can?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Because oh really.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's what I see when they show them on the
news and it's Darren and with his suburb and everything going,
oh what a hundred million dollars?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You're like, you idiots.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Everyone's going to try and befriend you. I actually that
I didn't even think of that. I would actually give
a million away to all of my friends.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
How many friends are you going to? My friends? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You know, like I would love to give everybody something,
but I would give like my top five girlfriends a
mill each. I would sort my parents out, I'd make
my brothers, and then obviously would just keep buying islands.
But you know what, the how incredible would it be
to just, let's say you spend one hundred million buying
I don't know, a jet anything you want, and then
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you just put fifty mil into the bank and you
just live a.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Lazy fifty mil just you know, as a security blanket,
and the interest you just live off the interest.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
That's right, the salary.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
What would you what would be the first thing you bought?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Well, my first thought is always an enormous mansion. Oh yeah,
I did when I was When I was younger, I'd go, yeah,
I want to imagine with a hundred rooms. But now
that I do have a house and a wife and kids,
I go, that's more work, that's more rooms to I.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Mean, I'd hire a cleaner.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Obviously, a living cleaner, nanny, chef, cook.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
But I'm still worrying about it.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I'm still going, jeesus, Helen, did the cleaner do the
library last week?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What about the cinema? Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Okay, okay, home cinema, I'm buying a Yeah, like converting
a whole room into a imax.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, cinema.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I would buy a villa in like Abetha, Spain, Paris.
I don't know a buyer shares in the Eiffel Tower,
just shares tower, Okay, swinging my big rich weigh around.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I'd stay humble, broke. Anyone who says I'm going to
buy shares in the Eiffel Tower. Is it's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
A vineyard Okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, that's a good way to lose money. A vineyard,
a racehorse, a boat, all great investments and go for it.
Chris Amy, huge congratulations to you and your husband Ryan,
because I saw on Instagram that he is a bitcoin
millionaire now and I've just been getting your message after
message from.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Him about your new mansion.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well he's also brought a g wagon.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We got property in South London.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
We had forty five thousand dollars to deposited into his
account and it.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Was so easy, just with bitch cooin.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah. Time a man someone someone she was Ryan's coach yep,
and she has coached him through his bitcoin journey and
it's it's just we are just rolling in it basically now.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So what's really happening.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's really happened. Hackers from Nigeria.
So I'm just I'm going straight to Nigeria because that's
apparently where all the hackers I saw a sixty minute
episode on it have somehow gotten into his account. They've
gotten into his Facebook, his hot mail as well as
his Instagram. They've locked him out of everything.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And he still has a hot mail, which is nice
as he twelve.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
He's twelve at heart, yes, but what they do is
they instantly change the email address that's linked to it
all and they change the number, so there's actually no
way of us getting back in.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Also, when they send like the verification codes to go
is it you logging in? It goes to the new
mobile number address that they've read up and correct, but
they own that instoor account.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Then correct, But they must have cracked some code because
in order to get in there, they've somehow cracked a code.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
To get in. They're like squatting on his Intagram.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Instagram, Instagram and they're trying to lure people in. I
actually had a lady and God bless her, but she
was like, oh and I actually did some stories about it,
saying oh Ryan's accounts me be and hacked. Guys. We
haven't bought a g wagon, we don't own property in
South London. And a lady messaged me saying, oh, thank
god you did. I was about to invest some of
my savings and I was like, wait, so they're praying
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on these innocent, vulnerable people who were a little bit gullible, right,
because I mean, I look, most people could look at
that and be like, that's a scam. But I'll tell you.
I'll tell you one thing right fast. Rewind rewind a
week ago and I had this Anna lady, she's my psychic.
This's a whole other topic friend another day. But she
came over to my house. We had some girlfriends over
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and she did you.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Call her in advance or she did she just know
to show up?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I invited her over.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
She didn't just manifest.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
No, she was down from coughs and I brought her
over and she gave us all little readings.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And I'm not even kidding you.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
She pulled a card for me and she looked at
her and it was a grim Reaper card, which sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Death, maybe like someone's going to die cancer.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well I thought that. She was like, no, I'm getting scammers.
There's scammers all around you. And she said the words
to me, tell Ryan to change all of his passwords,
rely on everything. And I took that information and I
gave it to Ryan, and Ryan just took it with
a grain of salt in one ear and out the other,
and he didn't change his passwords and a week after
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she had visited, all of his stuff's gone.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And I don't know you're loving it at you.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well, firstly, I'm like, wow, Anna is a white witch
and she's so gifted.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
And secondly she's a psychic.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh, I feel at one o'clock this morning, you're going
to get a text from Australia to Toast saying your
parcel wasn't delivered.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I will deep dive into Anna on another weekend because
she has predicted everything right, everything.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
But you, meanwhile, I're gloating because you told Ryan to
change his passwords. He didn't, He got hacked and he
will not hear the end of it.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
You know all I want a matter to him. I
told you so, I told you so.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I see told your souls go a song. I think
so you never heard I've never heard of that song before.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Listen. It wasn't helpful in the situation. But I was like,
I told you to change your passwords a week ago,
and he's like, I think also because it came from
the psychic, and he's a disbeliever, a bit of a skeptic,
and so he was just like mah, and so he
didn't do it. But I did reiterate it again a
couple of days later, and he ignored me. And now
I'm like, I told.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
You, I'm only always right with my wife in the car.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So it's about like.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
We should go this way, the traffic will be bad,
and she goes, now, I'll go this one guy.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I told you so.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Oh, we'll get a park here, go here. But as
soon as we step out of the car, I'm always
wrong about everything, and she's always right, and she loves
and I told you so.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I mean I love and I told you so.
It just doesn't really land very well with Ryan. He
just he gets angrier.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I know, for the people out there who love and
I told you so, just saying it to your partner
isn't enough.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So we're gonna say it to us.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
We'll turn the radio station into your megaphone right here,
and you can yell. You can broadcast I told you
so to your partner.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Can I tell you, though? I will. My biggest I
told you so with Ryan is we used to do
these like little sleepings and the kids would kind of
jump on our bed and he would start WrestleMania with them.
Yeah nice, and I would say, do not do this
in here. Someone is going to get hurt. It's going
to end in tears. And every single weekend, whether it's
in the morning, afternoon or nighttime, WrestleMania stuffed and every
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single time someone cries and.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are you like hoping for a trip to the hospital
at that point so that you're wrong, just so I.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Can really shove it in that I'm again right. And
I told you this was going to happen.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
We're turning the radio station into your big I told
you so megaphone this morning on thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Give us here.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I told you so you get to tell everyone, tell
us about it and basically humiliated cream it your partner.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Jane, have you got a big eye? Told you so?
You want to share with everyone?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
I do.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
And it's all about winter sport and soccer. So my
husband is wanting to relive his youth and so through
my son is like, let's get him in soccer so
he could be the next superstuff. And I was like great,
I like, but sure, okay if that's if he wants
to do that, And you're going to go to the
games in the morning, you know, all over wherever they are,
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You're going to take him to training after work.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You're going to do that?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know you work on
a Saturday sometimes. No, no, no, I'll change it. It's all good,
I'll change it.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
I want to be there, good man.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
So yeah, good, good going. So we're a couple of
weeks in now to winter sport, as everybody knows. Would
you like to guess how many games he's been through?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
None?
Speaker 10 (23:49):
None? Would you know how many training sessions.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
He has been through?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
None?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
None?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Here?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
Also like to guest he now is the team manager
cutting up the oranges memory Saturday morning.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
He has done you dirty? Jane?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I know, Jane. What's what's his name?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
As well?
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Do you want to give a big I told you so,
Ben on kiss so everyone can hear it?
Speaker 10 (24:13):
Told you so. We are not signing anybody off the sport.
I am gone.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well done, Thank you, Jane, thanks for the call. Well done.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
We got Natalie here as well. Natalie, you got it.
I told you so, Oh I do.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
But can I just say, Amy, you feature heavily in
my uncensored mom chat. I basically feel like you're a
member of it because we're talking about you all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I love that I'm in the uncensored one. I wouldn't
be I wouldn't be appropriate in the g rated chat.
But yeah, I belong in the uncensored chat. But I
love that.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
There all the time.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
So my husband, yes, he frosted some chicken the other day,
didn't tell me to stand it, and then we didn't
eat it that night. And then the next night he's like, yeah,
i'll cook chicken. I'll cook the chicken if oh, absolutely
not gross. It's been picky days. We're not doing that.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Yeah, it's a waste of money.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I'm going to cook it.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
I like, don't, you'll get sick now.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Times are tight, though, you know you're gonna eat that chicken.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm gonna share a story with you, yep, after this.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
And then when he was a vomit ting at like
three am and he was in your bucket, which took
all of my strength not to say I.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Told you so.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Was he only vomiting or was he a human jets?
Speaker 5 (25:26):
There was more. I was just gonna I was just
gonna center that out.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But no, they were squirty, b Yes, can I tell
you this exact same thing happened with Ryan? He wanted
to cook these stupid things that he'd seen on TikTok
where you get like this huge wagoo paddy and you
flip it over and then you make like this burger
that you turn into a taco. Anyway, he did it
for me and the kids, and I took one bite
into it and I said, this me, this mince or
whatever it is is not cooked. And he goes, yeah,
(25:50):
but you can have it like that steak tartar, like
you can have it like that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And I was like nah.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Anyway, I said to the kids, nobody eat it, and
Ryan goes, you're being an idiot, like I'll eat it.
He ate all of them, and exactly the same, he
had the squirts. He sat on the toilet for six hours,
and I was like, suck it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, he had it coming. And that's a cautionary tail.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Don't get recipes for burger tacos off a Chinese app,
and maybe you won't get six TikTok sledging for thank
you for the call, Chris.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Renovating is rather stressful, Like it's exciting, but it's also stressful.
And like everybody warned me that you would just be
hemorrhaging money. And they weren't lying that everything like right
and I were really diligent. We're like, this is our budget.
We might go like one hundred dollars over and oh
my god, it's just everywhere we look there's there's issues.
(26:44):
So at first it was termites. And then we got
a call from the air con guy and he's like, hey,
your entire like you need new air con. It's a
huge house.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
But it's one of those things like what are you
going to do?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Like it's the same with the mechanics if or a
builder goes, we're halfway done.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh but by the way, we're out of money.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You go, well, I'm not going to live in a
house without a roof, so it's more cash.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
That's exactly right. But you know what, me and my
girlfriends have actually come up with a really great plan.
So I have a girlfriend she put up we were
talking about tonal colors, right, and she put up her
feet and I was like, wow, you have incredibly beautiful feet.
And she was like, what do I ell?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Are you talking like good feet?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Good feet? Like do you know.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That have to do with renovating?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Okay, hear me out there are people. So I said
to her you should go on feet Finder. You can
make bank now feet.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Feet find well feet like a sounds like a startup thing,
like finding finding your feet.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
No, no, it is not. It's kind of like an
only fans, but for your feet, you know, like people,
people have certain kinks, and feet is a huge, huge
one of them. I mean, anyone that ends up with
me with a foot fetish shit out of luck because
my toes were they stop growing in the uterus, like
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they are stunted. They're fatter than they are long, and
they're short and rectangular.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
So Quintin Tarantino is not putting you in a movie,
not at all. Have you noticed he's a big fan
of the lingering foot close up?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I have not noticed.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Who would have thought Tarantino was a sick Oh well, yeah,
loves the zoom in of the feet.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
He would probably be on feet Finder for sure. Anyway,
my my selfish way of getting in on people's really
beautiful feet was I suggested to a bunch of my
mum friends, why don't we all collectively chuck some photos
of our feet on feet Finder, Like, you've got really
beautiful feet, you've got the ones with long finger toes,
(28:42):
you've got my rectangle slab foot, and then you've got
another foot which is kind of average looking, right, And
we'll get on there. We'll pour cream on them, and
we'll slide socks onto our feet, will rub moisturizer in
between our toes, and painter. This is what you do
on there.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
And it's like a competition now to see which girlfriend
has the most creeps.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, because I feel No, we're gonna go on as
a packaged deal so that there's something for everybody. It's
gonna be like we're gonna have like a little foot
orgy on there. I actually have a girlfriend who is
on there. I will not say her name on air,
but she has a guy who sends her socks and
she puts the socks on and she wears them for
the day and then she posts them back to her No,
I'm not I am not kidding. This guy has never
(29:23):
ever seen her face. He has no idea the size
of her body, what she looks like. She could have
hairy armpits, she could be a man.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Right.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Does he pay extra if there's like dead skin or
something in it, like a bit of tiny Maybe?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I don't know, but he likes He particularly likes her
parading around in really really high stilettos.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Get that. Yeah, but but you don't wear socks with stilettos.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
No, no, no, he wants her to wear socks like underneath
boots or wherever she goes to the day in sneakers
and then posts them back.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Wow, I'm not kidding. It is huge. It's an app
feet Finder, feet Finder.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Do you look at it now? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
That is I'm going to look.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's pretty much how I have decided that I'm going
to pay for the rest of our reno. Like that
twenty four thousand dollars air conditioning unit which I had
absolutely no foresight of coming in, is going to be
paid thanks to one of my girlfriends having really beautiful feet.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Because you've jumped on her beautiful ugly No.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
No, because what I was told is that there is
a market for everyone, So there there would be somebody
out there who says, hey, I like imperfect feet.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Make money fast. Yep, No, tinders here, I can't find
feet Finder.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh well, I mean it's there. Do you want me
to look it up for you?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
It's all right, feet Find.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It's the first thing that came up for me. Feet
is safe.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Spelling feet Finder. That's what I've got. What have you?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Locked yourself on your phone? You can't be trusted, that's
my wife.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh here we got an adult context control, Thanks Georgie.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
It says feet Finder is the easiest way for verified
foot fetish you to buy feet picks and sell feet
pictures and videos in a safe and secure environment. You
don't have to show a single thing more than your feet.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Is it all women? Is it all lady feet? And
men looking at them all? Could I give it a go?
I've got my feet are like I've got the longer
second toes.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
That means you're in bread, does it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I have heard that.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Well we're all inbred.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
If you go, that's far enough, I guess Chris.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
We were just talking about feet Finder because it was
news to me.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I found it now, Yes, googling the app and you
just have to google feet find.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
On five million dollars in feet picks sold annually.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Older you can make bank.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
What a world we live in.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You could shave your toes and just try and get
away with being an the second long toe.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Call me old fashion, but actually do call me old fashion,
but you are old fashion. We were talking yesterday about
when you know you're old, yes, and well I think
we got another on anyway, Look, we took your calls
as well on getting old yesterday.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Everything hurts. The next day, I woke up after the
wedding and I was trying to get up to go
to the toilet, and I felt like I'd thrown my
hip out, like there was a twinge. I was walking
with a bit of a limp. And I've woken up
and I've I've got a gluey and I've pulled like
one of the muscles in my trap said.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
I was in the bottle shops and I was waiting
to get through, and two trades were around me, and
one of them said to the other one, we'll just
let the old lady go first. And I looked at
the guy that said and I said, you know, where's
your manners?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Really?
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Where's your manners? I was mortified. I thought, my god,
that's how they see me.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Where's your manners? Young man.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
I bent down to.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Pick up a piece of paper off the floor in
the kitchen of my own house, and not only did
my back lock up, but I was put out for days,
oh days over a piece of paper.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
So we're hearing all those stories, yes, on the show,
and it must have been on my mind because I
went home and last night I was watching some TV with.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
The kids before they went to bed, Yes, and they
were watching Peter Rabbit.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
It was actually it was the movie Peter Rabbit, not
the TV show with James Corden as the voice of
the rabbit.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yuck.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
What an insufferable turb Anyway, but I found myself and
I realized I was getting old because in the movie
Peter rabbits like the heroes, and mister McGregor, who has
his vegetable garden that they love breaking into, is the villain.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Anyway, I'm sitting there going because I've got a little
veggie garden at home as well. And I realized on
team mister McGregor, Oh, because he's worked so hard cultivating
these vegetable garden.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
He's got his tomato and his carrots.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You're turning on the rabbits.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
These vermin.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Breaking in so trespassing, it's illegal on mister McGregor's property
and like digging up his carrots and his radishes and
stealing them.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
But that's what they eat to survive.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But it's his guarden and they make him out of
some kind of monster.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
So not only are you old, but you're also turning
into a grumpy old man as well.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yes, yes, so the kids are going, how funny that
Peter rabbits stealing these vegas?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Are'm like raat, So the kids are learning about stealing.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I said, I'd like to see Peter Rabbit, that smart
mouthed thing with a broken neck in a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Okay, with Peter Rabbit with his head.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Just bent the wrong way but still like twitching as
mister McGregor comes and picks him up with a rake
and puts him in the bin.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Okay, and this is you in your forties. Imagine you
as a.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Sixty five year old.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
You are going to have a vendetta against everybody that
just looks into the direction.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Now you got me.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Actually, if I'm forty and I'm murdering Peter Rabbit sixty
fun right.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
That's that's quite terrifying.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Actually, well, have a good day everyone. On that note,
we better get out of here.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Amy, same time again next week. Yep, let's do it again.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Chris