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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be
seen Chris Page and Amy's good morning everyone. Hello, pork Chop.
How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Do not call me pork chop? That's mine. I'm going
to trademark that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello Sunshine, Hello pork Chop.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm good. It's been a week. We've had book Week
at week.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I hate book Week.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you know some schools are We're lucky. Our book
week is one day of the week. My brother's kids'
school do book Week every day of the week, and
they have to do five different things.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That should be illegal.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I know when my kids are in preschool, we would
do book Week every single day for the week, and
I think what one day I would put in the
effort and the other I was like, just go in
your pajamas.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You surely only do hit it out of the park
one day, one day a week. And then the other
day you're like, here are some track pants. You're the track.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Pant kid from Yeah, yeah, that book.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Far Away Tree.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, my daughter literally went as a Tellytubby and I
said sang on a second one you don't even read
a Tellytubby book and two Tellytubbies you used to watch
when you were two years old. It becomes less about
a book that they're reading and more just about what
are their friends all going as and what can we
This is like a dress update.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's literally what Henry did. A bunch of his mates,
and I'm kind of impressed at this. For eight year
old got together and said, hey, this will be funny.
Let's all go as where's Wally?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes, and the very good.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's actually kind of cool they did it. Although you
do think about it and go for book week. You
dressed as a book with no words that you don't
actually read.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Hey, it's still a book though, you've still got to
turn the pages.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I was very proud though. I sent you the photo
of my Oscar in his astronaut outfit and the helmet
I teled together on an it was a cardboard box,
and then the styrofoam packaging from a TVX.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You actually do get quite creative. You got creative last year.
Remember you did the horn with the flames coming out or.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Something for a dragon. Yeah, that made the flame throw.
It's i think it's adhd once you. I have trouble
starting a job, but when I do.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You get fixated on it, gets out of con You
also have more time than most people as well.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
A lot of time. I mean, look at if you're
a company out there and I'm dealing with you, don't
mess with me. I'm a small, petty man with a
lot of time. Exactly right, Be careful, Chris.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I've actually come in with a really sore neck today.
I'm getting whiplash, and it's coming from my nine year
old daughter. I know I'm not alone when I speak
about this. It's not just girls either. Your boys are
still only five and seven, right, well six and eight
really now, it's like it's like living with a gas
lighting boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I have this beautiful nine year old daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She's my best little buddy, and she's so sweet and
so innocent, and look, she really does have a beautiful
heart of gold. And I know that kids start pushing boundaries.
I myself used to be a kid, and I remember
pushing boundaries, except I remember doing it at like fourteen.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's when you're not a girl but not yet a woman,
and there's changes going on. There's a lot going on in.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Was that a Britney Spheares quote.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, yes, you know, I love pretty.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah. One day I'll come home and she'll have ridden me.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She did this big arts and crafting and it said
my mum is and she'd drawn love hearts kind and
loving and looks after her kids so well and cuddly
and warm. And then three days later I wouldn't take
her to pilates with me.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
She sent me a message telling me that she hoped
I died, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Was like, sometimes she's so sweet and I'm like, there's
my little girl.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And then the next minute they'll backhand. It's like that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So that's the whiplashes.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Whiplash.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm like, and that's why I talk about I'm living
with a gas lighting boyfriend. He reels me in with
loving words and we have cuddles in her bed after
we've read books, and then backhander tells me you I
should die.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I hate you, mum.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You're the worst mom ever.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I it's a lot at the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And it's not just girls. I can tell you as
a six year old and an eight year old boy,
probably the six year old more so. Actually, Oscar is
the sweetest thing loves to help, loves is really caring
if someone's hurt or someone needs something, jumps right in.
But yeah, it's you flick a switch. When he really
wants to be horrible, he really pushes you and really
(04:50):
knows how to do it, and it just comes out
of nowhere. Well, like nothing triggers it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I have actually been told this is very age appropriate
and it's actually a good thing. So it all comes
down to the fact that our kids are feeling big
feelings in that moment and instead of using their fists,
you know, back when they were younger, they used to
try and head butt you, or they'd like run at
you with a punch, or maybe that was just my kids.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, we'll go in to the kitchen and get a night.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So they're not at a level where their brain has
fully developed so that they can go, hey, I really
wanted to come with you to Pilate's mum, I feel
really really disappointed. Instead of using that language, they just
go I hope you die. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So they're still they're lashing out, but they're using their words.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They're lashing out, and they're using their age appropriate kind
of language, which isn't overly nice, and it can be
quite mean, but it's still it's just because they they're
having these big feelings, right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's difficult to not feel a bit hurt sometimes though.
I mean, you know, I get the things where they mean, well, okay,
you know how daddy, why is your tummy so being?
But yeah, when they actually want to insult you, But
when they go I hope you die, it's really difficult
to go, hey, good on you for using your words.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know, I could never get down at that precise
moment and go, you know what, you've got some big
feelings right now, I'm like, really good, Maybe you'll think
twice about that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
If I died a car accident on.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
The way home from Pilladi, I hope you die too.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't go that far.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You were an accident. One of Amy's children was an accident,
But we're not gonna allowed to say which one of those.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
None of them were accidents, was a surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Surprise, But which one was it? If all three are
listening right now, it was one of you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Now all three of them are going to go tell
me I hope I die now.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Chris, sitting at home during the week, I got the
phone call from my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
The dreaded phone call at her job.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
This was only about nine thirty in the morning, and
she said, I've got some bad news and you can tell. Okay,
you know me, Yes, I go off like the rails
pretty easily, Like I'm cool as long as everything's cool.
It doesn't take a lot for me to fly out.
And I'm not like hot tempered. I just you know,
I need everything to just be cool, kosher. So she
(07:11):
is easing me into this news that she has shattered
our cars back windscreen reversing into a pipe in a
car park in the city. Yes, because your first thought
is it's the new car as well, the mas To
c X nine with the reversing camera and the beeps
(07:32):
when you're going backwards in your How do you hit
something those cars.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's something to do with the sensor heights or something
like that. Because I'm the same. I have the Hyundai Palisade.
And when I tell you, I have clipped that many
poles are the cars big car. It's very wide.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I used to have to make the same dreaded
call to Ryan.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So the senses obviously are down where the bumper is
or something.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, and there's definitely blind spots in them.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What kind of car park in the city as a
pipe sticking out? Like, you know, was she allowed to?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
My husband Ryan, he's done the same thing. He reversed
into one of those poles at a Woolly's car park once.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, except the difference between Ryan and I.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Every time I called Ryan, he'd be like, oh, okay,
you okay, Like his first concern is are you okay?
And then he's like it's all good, like we'll just
sort it out, We'll pay your excess or whatever. When
he calls me, I'm like, what do you mean if
you like, can't you say this?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Or you expect a man to be able to drive?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You know what I mean? Like you go, Ryan must
have been distracted or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But when when of you sweethearts does it? You go, oh,
you're probably just off with the fairies, just thinking about
stickers and ponies.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And so you got to get your carf fixed?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, well no, it's already fixed. She had to get
the guy out because he couldn't drive it like that,
so oh wow. And then I said, have you got
a quote? She's like no, I'm like, he can charge
you whatever. He wants you can do the job and
say a number and you have to pay it get
a quote. So it was nine hundred bucks. That's pretty
good with the back wind screen. It's kind of what
I expected because it's got the sense of things in it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Wait, so he replaced it there and then the back windscreen.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That day she called around a few people and it
was one guy that had that wind screen. I mean,
it's pretty common car came and put it in. But
it's got, of course, the demissing stuff on it, so
it's not just glass.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So nine hundred that's done, And you wanted to go
have a go.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But then I'm sure you've had a few.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I've spent nine hundred dollars on dumber things, and you go.
She would have one up her sleeve as well, Like
if I do one just much, she'd have written a
list of things to come back at me with. If
I'd gone, you idiot, you go, well what about you know?
How much have you put in the poke?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Exactly right?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Never win there, But it is up my sleeve.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
One one is up.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm banking it. And if I have a vehicular mishap,
sure I'll be remembering that one. Okay, we've become too
reliant on technology though, the reversing camera and the beeps.
When I drive our other car, which is a lit older,
crappy one, it doesn't have any of that, and I'm reversing. Literally,
I'm like, how did we ever survive without reversing cameras?
(10:17):
How did I do this? It's like, well, you turned
your neck.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I can one up you here.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I've actually got my mum and dad's car because they're
overseas at the moment.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
My Mum's car is a manual.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But I jumped in the car and I had to
like put a key in, an actual physical key, and
then I had to release the handbrake with the stick.
And then I was driving with like pedals and whatnot.
And I felt like I was in a black and
white film. I felt, so, this is so old school now,
the old cars. There was no reversing mirror, there's no senses.
(10:48):
I was like, how do you bark this thing on
the curve?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Did you have to wind down the window not press
the button? It's funny, I still say, whined, even though
it's all buttons. Did you embrace that old thing? Light
up a cigarette?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Well, they've still got the cigarette things she's got. You
push it in and bom. Yeah I could have lit
up a dart, but I don't smoke.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The good old days, The good old days, there's so
many words you used to be able to use as
well when you're driving, Well you can still use them
as long as the window is wound up. Yes, that's right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay, So we've got a new trend that's going viral
and it's actually not on social media this time.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I mean, sorry, how does it go viral?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It probably is being filmed for social media, but it's
happening in real life. It's called proposals proposals. So what's
happening is kids when they have their formals coming up.
They're not getting married, no, but they're proposing to the
person who they want to take to their formal. Now
it's called proposals because it originated obviously in the US,
(11:50):
but it's kind of sweeping the schools of Australia now.
It's basically like you've got a year ten formal and
a year twelve formal.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, I had those. I had on a year eleven
as well.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
In between, but I obviously I went well, actually, No,
I had a boyfriend in year ten who was older
than me, so.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I went on my own, but he was one of
the teachers.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
No, he was not.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But in year twelve I went with my boyfriend. But
I'm assuming it's for Let's say you're at a school
and you've had a crush on a girl.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
To the to the formal.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But in these situations, people are going all out. And like,
I'm looking at this photo here where this boy has
gotten one, two, three, four, five of his mates and
they've all held up a card saying will you go
to formal with me? And he's standing at the front
and he's on like one knee with a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Elaborate, right, I love it. I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This is nice. It's teaching young men about some romance.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Romance, right, And there's you've got all these little photos here.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Where banners have been made. They've hung banners up at
the start of the school gates.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Lots of men with bunches of flowers for their hopeful date,
and they're asking in a really cute, little romantic way.
Now I think it's really sweet.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm just trying to yeah, because you would what did
I do? You just ring up the girl? You just
ring her up? And this was on a landline, so
you had to talk to mum or dad and say hello,
mister Pearson, can I splain, you know, and get put
through and you just ask And yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was different for me because when I went to
year twelve formal I was already going out with my
boyfriend at that I'm Ryan, So he just kind of
we just always assumed obviously we were going together.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He just came up to my house with a corsage?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Is that what they called at the pre drinks that
you're not meant to have? But Mum and dad go, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Look, it says up here.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Though a Quinas College, which is an elite secondary school
on the Gold Coast, it says he they've reportedly banned
students from proposing to their dates for formal why at
the end of the last year, and it's also allegedly
threatened one student who was keen to partake in the
blossoming tradition with suspension.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Why Hi, I why, I cannot think of the band I.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
See how I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Unless they're going from the the viewpoint that some girls
might feel left out but I.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Mean could believe me, plenty of boys feel left out
at the formal as well.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Is it a no?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was gonna say, is it a gay thing?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Like?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Does it? But no? Because gay marriage is legal, so
you'd still you could still prom pose boy to boy.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I think it's really cute.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I think it's a really cute idea that it doesn't
look like they're doing it obviously in primary school. It's
more high school related, but I'm all for it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
How many same sex couples are there these days at
school falls because I mean when we were at school,
there were zero at ours. You didn't even even if
guys were gay, which I'm sure there were of course
my year they still took girls to the formal. But
now I would think it'd be perfectly acceptable for.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, listen, I'm actually not a high school student, Chris,
so I can't answer that question.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, the botox is working as a compliment it better?
Can you give us a call? Thirty one h six.
I want to know, like what the percentage is, because
if there are a lot of like gay guys gay
girls doing the same partner thing, then surely I'm thinking
back to it, and even as a straight guy. When
I didn't have a girlfriend, you, I'd rather take one
of my guy mates to the formal and have a
(15:24):
good night.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And I think a lot of my girlfriends back in
your ten as well, they all just went with each other,
like all the girls were about, Like we all went
to one of our girlfriend Mel's house, and we all
kind of got ready there together and we just went
in the same one limousine and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So I think it's if you're not getting asked out,
if you're not getting.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Proposed to proposed to, you just go with your girlfriends
or your mates.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Do they consummate the promo?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I hope not. Well, I mean I'm sure it's happening.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I bet you did with your older boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
So we are talking about all three different kinds of
people in the workplace, aren't we, And we've got three d's.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You can't be all three of them. You can apparently
only be one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Right, So there's the dreamer, there's dickheads somewhere right now.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
There's the dreamer dreamer, there's the doer, and there's the doubter.
And apparently you actually need all three people. I think
together they would work quite harmoniously.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yes, if you had all dreamers. So I'm guessing they're
the creative type. So I think big and go, ye,
what if we did this? Yeah, but they don't want
to do the work.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Well, although maybe they just can't action.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Then you've got the doers, and I feel like they're
the real driven people, the ones who kind of don't
sleep and they're up late at night working and they're
they're pushing activations and they're just getting shit done.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The real workhorses who often are really not given the
credit if they.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Weren't well, they kind of need the dreamers because they
can't come up with the ideas, but they can just
action things.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Now, yeah, they're not creative. Those people, they just head
down and work.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And then you've got the doubters. Now I reckon the doubters.
They get a bad rap, but I think that they're
the risk assessors. They're the people who are looking for
potential future problems, hopefully putting things in place to avoid
those things. I can tell you right now, my husband
is a doubter. He and I'm a dreamer. So I
(17:26):
will come to him with all these ideas and he'll say, well,
have you got a business plan?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Have you done this? Have you done that?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Have you done?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And he pooh poos it so much so that I
end up just ding it right and hating him. But
he does it from a place of future proofing everything
for you, because otherwise there's flaws in your plan.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
He's pragmatic and he's realistic, and I think I would
probably be a doubter foremost. I think I have moments
of dreamer, yeah, but probably more doubter anything but doing
I will do no work.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, I'm definitely a dreamer.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And it's funny because even like in socials and like
the other work that I do, my manager, who's also
a girl friend of mine, she is very much the doer,
so like I'll come to her with some ideas and
she will help me bring them to life. Whereas if
I was just left on my own, I'd be like, oh,
this could be so cool and this is a great idea, and.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Then I wouldn't actually follow through with anything.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But you need I think doubters. That's a real negative.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Word, right, That's why I said they get a bit
of a rat.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, they're going to get a bad rap, but you
do need them. The dreamers need to be held to account.
And the doubters I think keep a lot of businesses
from going bus. We've got them here at the radio station,
well a lot of them. They're called sensors, program directors,
the people who do risk assessments. We want to do something.
Our producer ego, when I go, hey, I've got this
great break, and he goes, what's it about? I say,
(18:52):
transgender people. No, no, you don't and you go and
he's the doubter and necessary I dreamt of doing a
break about transgender people, and he doubted it, and we.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Didn't do it, and now you still have a job.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Everyone's happier because of it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So look, I think it wouldn't it be nice if
in a thrupple, if there was one of.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Each a thruple. I haven't heard that word since that
show Tiger King. You know where they're in a He
was in a homosexual thropple?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, what is that a show?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Remember Tiger King Huge during COVID on Netflix, the Weirdo
with the.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And he lived in the trailer.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, and Carol Baskin and he killed his wife.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I wonder which D he was?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
The big d's everywhere in that throttle. Good for him
lose track of which d is which ye, Chris. Scientists
would like to rename obesity or people yes to something
else because it's harmful. They say it's unhelpful. It can
(19:53):
be hurtful to people who are obese.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And I just think growing up, if you ever heard
the term obese, I would think of you know those
you know, those people over in America who would have
to get like craned out of their.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
House where they saw the wall off their sure.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Like they've completely utterly they've got huge binge eating problems
and whatnot. So that is how I used to think
of an obese person.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well, that's morbidly obese, which they use as well, which
sounds nasty.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
My husband, technically, if you look at his weight, how
much he weighs, he is in the obese category. And
my best friend, after she'd had three kids, went to
a GP about three months later and her GP told
her that she was in the obese category. Now, when
I tell you, I almost went in swinging at this
(20:41):
GP because firstly, what an outrageous thing to say to
a postpart and mum of three. Secondly, she's like a
size twelve. How dare he tell her that she is obese.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
So this is when they just go off BMI and
that's exactly right, which is a crap way to do it,
because everyone people come in different shapes and size, right,
I'm not talking about if someone's absolutely massive, they can't
go on big booned. Yes, but yeah, some people are
just built big.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And some people have heavier bones, some people are wider set.
But it, like, the term obese is very confronting and
very hurtful. I could imagine so many people would have
heard it and gone wow, like.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think it's an okay word. But when it's reserved
for the morbidly obese, like the dead body at the
start of seven, you know with the spaghetti and like that.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Is great movie, great movie, Yeah that's obese.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But who decided which pencil neck decided that obese was like, oh,
you've one hundred kilos and you're only five foot ten
year obese because your husband's a big guy, Like he's
well built, but he's I would never you'd never.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Even go You'd never look at Ryan and think you're obese.
And that's because he's of his height, but he's got
really thick legs, like strong thick legs, and you know,
he's wide set, like he's a broad man, and yet
he is essentially obese.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I wouldn't even look at him and say overweight at all.
He's like, he's not really, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
He carries it well because of his size. Yeah, so wait,
what are the scientists wanting to call it?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Now that they don't want to go just off BMI
so they want to go they say it's a complex
disease that centers on environmental, genetic, physiological, behavioral developmental factors.
But you can't count on the scientists to name something
because they get carried away. So they want to call
it at opacity based chronic disease. You need someone a
(22:35):
bit catchier, guys, Yeah, largeness.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I don't think any suggestions here are going to land.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well. I think they need to go back to the
schoolyard for some you know, and do a little brainstorm like.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
My little brother. My little brother used to cop it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And you know, as siblings, you all tease each other,
like I had really prominent freckles growing up, and I
used to be like join the dot or Pepperoni Face.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Or Pippi Longstocking.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
But we used to.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Say to Tom because he went through a particularly chubby stage,
and his nickname used to be egg or wristole. Oh,
some of his mates used to say he was a
sphere with no bones.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You know, so he was round.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
It was round and he Yeah, he just used to
cop it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I mean we all copped it. We all got relentlessly
bullied by each.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Other, just the eighties and nineties. So if you anything
physical about you became your name and the hilarious thing.
You're not allowed to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
This is my favorite one.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
My brothers used to tell me that I had been
shit on through a fly screen.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh the freckles, always.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
The freckles, always, always at the freckles.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
And now I've got that image stuff. Yeah that wow. Okay,
so it's not obese. It's maybe a people of a
robust build.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Or I meanbous, bulbous, botty, Yeah, rotund, rotund.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Do you think in twenty years we'll look back and go,
oh my god, can you believe we ever called anyone obese?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I feel like we were going to be there in
five years.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, because you don't think. I mean, like back in
the day, there's a whole bunch of words we don't
use anymore, like there's a terrible word for very handicapped
people that used and there was the rhymes with plastic.
There was that center and it was just the word
and people used it, yes, and it was it. And
now if you drop that word now people be horrified.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
And rightly so.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I feel like as humans, we are constantly evolving, and
we're slowly It's taken a while, but we're slowly realizing
that there are certain words and certain things that are
actually quite hurtful to a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We are becoming too We're going too farther, We're going
too soft. Obese should still be a word, but you
need to crank up what obese is.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yes, agree, it should be for two hundred and fifty
kilo plus Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Like a real fat heap. Anyway, can you pass me
that packet of Alan snakes.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
That I brought and no, I'm kidding them over here.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, fatty, you're call me that ard Oasis have kicked
off their big reunion to a coming to Australia as well.
I think I missed the boat.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Really are they I'm gonna I'm going to regret that.
Just make sure they don't do Anshan pull out on.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You, Liam and nol never pull out. They love a
night out on the drink though they're scally wags. Yes,
chavs are they chavs?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Chavs? What is a chav?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's like a bogan.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I think it's the equivalent to like an Aussie lad,
you're a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Of any.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Sorry. Chav is an is an Australian term? I thought
was what Sean Connery used to write in high school.
Oh you like actually got a laugh out of a joke.
You know what time Sean Connery gets to Wimbledon tennis.
Let's let Liam Gallagher provide the laughs now, because he
(26:00):
told this story about one of his very famous neighbors
that he used to harass after a night out on
the cans. It was celebrity chef Jamie Oliva.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
We used to go with a pub across the road
in i K and he bought the house foolishly, right
across the roll from the booze that we were drinking,
and on the way home would be going out He's
got some scunn in there, and he'd come out of
his window and he'd be going, Liam, stop talking about
and getting the kids to bed. We're going to just
chuck us down a couple of bacons and moves, you
(26:29):
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I wonder why he moves.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
What the funny thing is he moves up to where
I live now as well.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Sorry, I actually couldn't understand half of that. What was
he saying?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
There was one word in there that sounded dodgy. I
think it was scrun or something that it's.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Food, Well he was, I'm assuming because it's Jamie Oliver,
so they're basically asking for some meat.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
They rock up blind and make us a bacon sandwich
and Jamie's going, kids, Yeah, but you know, you probably
don't know actually, but when you're sober drunk, people are
so annoying.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
We're so annoying when you.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Are putting the kids to bed and someone's having a
good time and they're blind, and you're going, you just
wish you were there.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well, I remember being a kid and my dad always
used to love a wine after work, multiple wines, and
like my mom would always put us to bed, and
then my dad would kind of wander in and he'd
be like, move over, move over, and we had like
king singles, and he'd lie there and he'd start just
going on these rants about telling stories. About the solar
(27:32):
system and my mom and may I'd be like, mom,
get him out of my room. The mom would be like, Bradley,
the kids are trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And he'd just leave my room.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And then he'd go into Ben's room and tell a
story there, and then he'd go into Tom's and fall
asleep on Tom's bed, and we're all like, mom, get
him out of he's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I would have loved to listen to Big Bees Nighttime
Rants after Love three bottles of Red.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Just a loves a bedtime story.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Of a who should have won World War.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Two and exactly, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
My wife, do you know? She says, since I quit drink,
if you think about quitting drinking, one of my wife
said the best thing about me since I've gout drinking.
I thought it would be clearer, skin, lost weight, you know,
better with the kids. She goes, No, she says, I
only have to hear stories once from you now, and
she just when I was drunk, i'd tell her the same,
but I wouldn't stop. She got, You've told me this
(28:25):
story and I just keep going, you know, and drunk
people do that.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, there's nothing worse than being completely sober around drunk people. Yeah,
that's why I just drink. You never want to be
that sober person.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Or people who are on the personality salt as well,
and they're just a million.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Miles and your stone cold sober.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Well I've never done drugs, so nether Re you so
your right
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be
seen Chris Page and Amy's good morning everyone. Hello, pork Chop.
How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Do not call me pork chop? That's mine. I'm going
to trademark that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello Sunshine, Hello pork Chop.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm good. It's been a week. We've had book Week
at week.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I hate book Week.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Do you know some schools are We're lucky. Our book
week is one day of the week. My brother's kids'
school do book Week every day of the week, and
they have to do five different things.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That should be illegal.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I know when my kids are in preschool, we would
do book Week every single day for the week, and
I think what one day I would put in the
effort and the other I was like, just go in
your pajamas.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You surely only do hit it out of the park
one day, one day a week. And then the other
day you're like, here are some track pants. You're the track.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Pant kid from Yeah, yeah, that book.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Far Away Tree.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, my daughter literally went as a Tellytubby and I
said sang on a second one you don't even read
a Tellytubby book and two Tellytubbies you used to watch
when you were two years old. It becomes less about
a book that they're reading and more just about what
are their friends all going as and what can we
This is like a dress update.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's literally what Henry did. A bunch of his mates,
and I'm kind of impressed at this. For eight year
old got together and said, hey, this will be funny.
Let's all go as where's Wally?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yes, and the very good.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's actually kind of cool they did it. Although you
do think about it and go for book week. You
dressed as a book with no words that you don't
actually read.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Hey, it's still a book though, you've still got to
turn the pages.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I was very proud though. I sent you the photo
of my Oscar in his astronaut outfit and the helmet
I teled together on an it was a cardboard box,
and then the styrofoam packaging from a TVX.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You actually do get quite creative. You got creative last year.
Remember you did the horn with the flames coming out or.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Something for a dragon. Yeah, that made the flame throw.
It's i think it's adhd once you. I have trouble
starting a job, but when I do.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You get fixated on it, gets out of con You
also have more time than most people as well.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
A lot of time. I mean, look at if you're
a company out there and I'm dealing with you, don't
mess with me. I'm a small, petty man with a
lot of time. Exactly right, Be careful, Chris.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I've actually come in with a really sore neck today.
I'm getting whiplash, and it's coming from my nine year
old daughter. I know I'm not alone when I speak
about this. It's not just girls either. Your boys are
still only five and seven, right, well six and eight
really now, it's like it's like living with a gas
lighting boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I have this beautiful nine year old daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
She's my best little buddy, and she's so sweet and
so innocent, and look, she really does have a beautiful
heart of gold. And I know that kids start pushing boundaries.
I myself used to be a kid, and I remember
pushing boundaries, except I remember doing it at like fourteen.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's when you're not a girl but not yet a woman,
and there's changes going on. There's a lot going on in.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Was that a Britney Spheares quote.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, yes, you know, I love pretty.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah. One day I'll come home and she'll have ridden me.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She did this big arts and crafting and it said
my mum is and she'd drawn love hearts kind and
loving and looks after her kids so well and cuddly
and warm. And then three days later I wouldn't take
her to pilates with me.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
She sent me a message telling me that she hoped
I died, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Was like, sometimes she's so sweet and I'm like, there's
my little girl.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And then the next minute they'll backhand. It's like that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So that's the whiplashes.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Whiplash.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm like, and that's why I talk about I'm living
with a gas lighting boyfriend. He reels me in with
loving words and we have cuddles in her bed after
we've read books, and then backhander tells me you I
should die.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I hate you, mum.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You're the worst mom ever.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I it's a lot at the moment.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And it's not just girls. I can tell you as
a six year old and an eight year old boy,
probably the six year old more so. Actually, Oscar is
the sweetest thing loves to help, loves is really caring
if someone's hurt or someone needs something, jumps right in.
But yeah, it's you flick a switch. When he really
wants to be horrible, he really pushes you and really
(04:50):
knows how to do it, and it just comes out
of nowhere. Well, like nothing triggers it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I have actually been told this is very age appropriate
and it's actually a good thing. So it all comes
down to the fact that our kids are feeling big
feelings in that moment and instead of using their fists,
you know, back when they were younger, they used to
try and head butt you, or they'd like run at
you with a punch, or maybe that was just my kids.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, we'll go in to the kitchen and get a night.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
So they're not at a level where their brain has
fully developed so that they can go, hey, I really
wanted to come with you to Pilate's mum, I feel
really really disappointed. Instead of using that language, they just
go I hope you die. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So they're still they're lashing out, but they're using their words.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They're lashing out, and they're using their age appropriate kind
of language, which isn't overly nice, and it can be
quite mean, but it's still it's just because they they're
having these big feelings, right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's difficult to not feel a bit hurt sometimes though.
I mean, you know, I get the things where they mean, well, okay,
you know how daddy, why is your tummy so being?
But yeah, when they actually want to insult you, But
when they go I hope you die, it's really difficult
to go, hey, good on you for using your words.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know, I could never get down at that precise
moment and go, you know what, you've got some big
feelings right now, I'm like, really good, Maybe you'll think
twice about that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
If I died a car accident on.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
The way home from Pilladi, I hope you die too.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't go that far.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You were an accident. One of Amy's children was an accident,
But we're not gonna allowed to say which one of those.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
None of them were accidents, was a surprise.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Surprise, But which one was it? If all three are
listening right now, it was one of you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Now all three of them are going to go tell
me I hope I die now.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Chris, sitting at home during the week, I got the
phone call from my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
The dreaded phone call at her job.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
This was only about nine thirty in the morning, and
she said, I've got some bad news and you can tell. Okay,
you know me, Yes, I go off like the rails
pretty easily, Like I'm cool as long as everything's cool.
It doesn't take a lot for me to fly out.
And I'm not like hot tempered. I just you know,
I need everything to just be cool, kosher. So she
(07:11):
is easing me into this news that she has shattered
our cars back windscreen reversing into a pipe in a
car park in the city. Yes, because your first thought
is it's the new car as well, the mas To
c X nine with the reversing camera and the beeps
(07:32):
when you're going backwards in your How do you hit
something those cars.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's something to do with the sensor heights or something
like that. Because I'm the same. I have the Hyundai Palisade.
And when I tell you, I have clipped that many
poles are the cars big car. It's very wide.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And I used to have to make the same dreaded
call to Ryan.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So the senses obviously are down where the bumper is
or something.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, and there's definitely blind spots in them.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What kind of car park in the city as a
pipe sticking out? Like, you know, was she allowed to?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
My husband Ryan, he's done the same thing. He reversed
into one of those poles at a Woolly's car park once.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, except the difference between Ryan and I.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Every time I called Ryan, he'd be like, oh, okay,
you okay, Like his first concern is are you okay?
And then he's like it's all good, like we'll just
sort it out, We'll pay your excess or whatever. When
he calls me, I'm like, what do you mean if
you like, can't you say this?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Or you expect a man to be able to drive?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You know what I mean? Like you go, Ryan must
have been distracted or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But when when of you sweethearts does it? You go, oh,
you're probably just off with the fairies, just thinking about
stickers and ponies.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And so you got to get your carf fixed?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, well no, it's already fixed. She had to get
the guy out because he couldn't drive it like that,
so oh wow. And then I said, have you got
a quote? She's like no, I'm like, he can charge
you whatever. He wants you can do the job and
say a number and you have to pay it get
a quote. So it was nine hundred bucks. That's pretty
good with the back wind screen. It's kind of what
I expected because it's got the sense of things in it.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Wait, so he replaced it there and then the back windscreen.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
That day she called around a few people and it
was one guy that had that wind screen. I mean,
it's pretty common car came and put it in. But
it's got, of course, the demissing stuff on it, so
it's not just glass.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So nine hundred that's done, And you wanted to go
have a go.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
But then I'm sure you've had a few.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I've spent nine hundred dollars on dumber things, and you go.
She would have one up her sleeve as well, Like
if I do one just much, she'd have written a
list of things to come back at me with. If
I'd gone, you idiot, you go, well what about you know?
How much have you put in the poke?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Exactly right?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Never win there, But it is up my sleeve.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
One one is up.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm banking it. And if I have a vehicular mishap,
sure I'll be remembering that one. Okay, we've become too
reliant on technology though, the reversing camera and the beeps.
When I drive our other car, which is a lit older,
crappy one, it doesn't have any of that, and I'm reversing. Literally,
I'm like, how did we ever survive without reversing cameras?
(10:17):
How did I do this? It's like, well, you turned
your neck.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I can one up you here.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I've actually got my mum and dad's car because they're
overseas at the moment.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
My Mum's car is a manual.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But I jumped in the car and I had to
like put a key in, an actual physical key, and
then I had to release the handbrake with the stick.
And then I was driving with like pedals and whatnot.
And I felt like I was in a black and
white film. I felt, so, this is so old school now,
the old cars. There was no reversing mirror, there's no senses.
(10:48):
I was like, how do you bark this thing on
the curve?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Did you have to wind down the window not press
the button? It's funny, I still say, whined, even though
it's all buttons. Did you embrace that old thing? Light
up a cigarette?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Well, they've still got the cigarette things she's got. You
push it in and bom. Yeah I could have lit
up a dart, but I don't smoke.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The good old days, The good old days, there's so
many words you used to be able to use as
well when you're driving, Well you can still use them
as long as the window is wound up. Yes, that's right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay, So we've got a new trend that's going viral
and it's actually not on social media this time.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I mean, sorry, how does it go viral?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It probably is being filmed for social media, but it's
happening in real life. It's called proposals proposals. So what's
happening is kids when they have their formals coming up.
They're not getting married, no, but they're proposing to the
person who they want to take to their formal. Now
it's called proposals because it originated obviously in the US,
(11:50):
but it's kind of sweeping the schools of Australia now.
It's basically like you've got a year ten formal and
a year twelve formal.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, I had those. I had on a year eleven
as well.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
In between, but I obviously I went well, actually, No,
I had a boyfriend in year ten who was older
than me, so.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I went on my own, but he was one of
the teachers.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
No, he was not.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But in year twelve I went with my boyfriend. But
I'm assuming it's for Let's say you're at a school
and you've had a crush on a girl.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
To the to the formal.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But in these situations, people are going all out. And like,
I'm looking at this photo here where this boy has
gotten one, two, three, four, five of his mates and
they've all held up a card saying will you go
to formal with me? And he's standing at the front
and he's on like one knee with a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh okay, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Elaborate, right, I love it. I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
This is nice. It's teaching young men about some romance.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Romance, right, And there's you've got all these little photos here.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Where banners have been made. They've hung banners up at
the start of the school gates.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Lots of men with bunches of flowers for their hopeful date,
and they're asking in a really cute, little romantic way.
Now I think it's really sweet.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm just trying to yeah, because you would what did
I do? You just ring up the girl? You just
ring her up? And this was on a landline, so
you had to talk to mum or dad and say hello,
mister Pearson, can I splain, you know, and get put
through and you just ask And yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was different for me because when I went to
year twelve formal I was already going out with my
boyfriend at that I'm Ryan, So he just kind of
we just always assumed obviously we were going together.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He just came up to my house with a corsage?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Is that what they called at the pre drinks that
you're not meant to have? But Mum and dad go, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Look, it says up here.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Though a Quinas College, which is an elite secondary school
on the Gold Coast, it says he they've reportedly banned
students from proposing to their dates for formal why at
the end of the last year, and it's also allegedly
threatened one student who was keen to partake in the
blossoming tradition with suspension.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Why Hi, I why, I cannot think of the band I.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
See how I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Unless they're going from the the viewpoint that some girls
might feel left out but I.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Mean could believe me, plenty of boys feel left out
at the formal as well.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Is it a no?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was gonna say, is it a gay thing?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Like?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Does it? But no? Because gay marriage is legal, so
you'd still you could still prom pose boy to boy.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I think it's really cute.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I think it's a really cute idea that it doesn't
look like they're doing it obviously in primary school. It's
more high school related, but I'm all for it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
How many same sex couples are there these days at
school falls because I mean when we were at school,
there were zero at ours. You didn't even even if
guys were gay, which I'm sure there were of course
my year they still took girls to the formal. But
now I would think it'd be perfectly acceptable for.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, listen, I'm actually not a high school student, Chris,
so I can't answer that question.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, the botox is working as a compliment it better?
Can you give us a call? Thirty one h six.
I want to know, like what the percentage is, because
if there are a lot of like gay guys gay
girls doing the same partner thing, then surely I'm thinking
back to it, and even as a straight guy. When
I didn't have a girlfriend, you, I'd rather take one
of my guy mates to the formal and have a
(15:24):
good night.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And I think a lot of my girlfriends back in
your ten as well, they all just went with each other,
like all the girls were about, Like we all went
to one of our girlfriend Mel's house, and we all
kind of got ready there together and we just went
in the same one limousine and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
So I think it's if you're not getting asked out,
if you're not getting.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Proposed to proposed to, you just go with your girlfriends
or your mates.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Do they consummate the promo?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I hope not. Well, I mean I'm sure it's happening.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I bet you did with your older boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
So we are talking about all three different kinds of
people in the workplace, aren't we, And we've got three d's.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You can't be all three of them. You can apparently
only be one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Right, So there's the dreamer, there's dickheads somewhere right now.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
There's the dreamer dreamer, there's the doer, and there's the doubter.
And apparently you actually need all three people. I think
together they would work quite harmoniously.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yes, if you had all dreamers. So I'm guessing they're
the creative type. So I think big and go, ye,
what if we did this? Yeah, but they don't want
to do the work.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Well, although maybe they just can't action.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Then you've got the doers, and I feel like they're
the real driven people, the ones who kind of don't
sleep and they're up late at night working and they're
they're pushing activations and they're just getting shit done.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The real workhorses who often are really not given the
credit if they.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Weren't well, they kind of need the dreamers because they
can't come up with the ideas, but they can just
action things.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Now, yeah, they're not creative. Those people, they just head
down and work.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And then you've got the doubters. Now I reckon the doubters.
They get a bad rap, but I think that they're
the risk assessors. They're the people who are looking for
potential future problems, hopefully putting things in place to avoid
those things. I can tell you right now, my husband
is a doubter. He and I'm a dreamer. So I
(17:26):
will come to him with all these ideas and he'll say, well,
have you got a business plan?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Have you done this? Have you done that?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Have you done?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And he pooh poos it so much so that I
end up just ding it right and hating him. But
he does it from a place of future proofing everything
for you, because otherwise there's flaws in your plan.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
He's pragmatic and he's realistic, and I think I would
probably be a doubter foremost. I think I have moments
of dreamer, yeah, but probably more doubter anything but doing
I will do no work.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, I'm definitely a dreamer.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And it's funny because even like in socials and like
the other work that I do, my manager, who's also
a girl friend of mine, she is very much the doer,
so like I'll come to her with some ideas and
she will help me bring them to life. Whereas if
I was just left on my own, I'd be like, oh,
this could be so cool and this is a great idea, and.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Then I wouldn't actually follow through with anything.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But you need I think doubters. That's a real negative.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Word, right, That's why I said they get a bit
of a rat.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, they're going to get a bad rap, but you
do need them. The dreamers need to be held to account.
And the doubters I think keep a lot of businesses
from going bus. We've got them here at the radio station,
well a lot of them. They're called sensors, program directors,
the people who do risk assessments. We want to do something.
Our producer ego, when I go, hey, I've got this
great break, and he goes, what's it about? I say,
(18:52):
transgender people. No, no, you don't and you go and
he's the doubter and necessary I dreamt of doing a
break about transgender people, and he doubted it, and we.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Didn't do it, and now you still have a job.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Everyone's happier because of it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So look, I think it wouldn't it be nice if
in a thrupple, if there was one of.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Each a thruple. I haven't heard that word since that
show Tiger King. You know where they're in a He
was in a homosexual thropple?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, what is that a show?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Remember Tiger King Huge during COVID on Netflix, the Weirdo
with the.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And he lived in the trailer.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, and Carol Baskin and he killed his wife.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I wonder which D he was?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
The big d's everywhere in that throttle. Good for him
lose track of which d is which ye, Chris. Scientists
would like to rename obesity or people yes to something
else because it's harmful. They say it's unhelpful. It can
(19:53):
be hurtful to people who are obese.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
And I just think growing up, if you ever heard
the term obese, I would think of you know those
you know, those people over in America who would have
to get like craned out of their.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
House where they saw the wall off their sure.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Like they've completely utterly they've got huge binge eating problems
and whatnot. So that is how I used to think
of an obese person.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well, that's morbidly obese, which they use as well, which
sounds nasty.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
My husband, technically, if you look at his weight, how
much he weighs, he is in the obese category. And
my best friend, after she'd had three kids, went to
a GP about three months later and her GP told
her that she was in the obese category. Now, when
I tell you, I almost went in swinging at this
(20:41):
GP because firstly, what an outrageous thing to say to
a postpart and mum of three. Secondly, she's like a
size twelve. How dare he tell her that she is obese.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
So this is when they just go off BMI and
that's exactly right, which is a crap way to do it,
because everyone people come in different shapes and size, right,
I'm not talking about if someone's absolutely massive, they can't
go on big booned. Yes, but yeah, some people are
just built big.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And some people have heavier bones, some people are wider set.
But it, like, the term obese is very confronting and
very hurtful. I could imagine so many people would have
heard it and gone wow, like.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think it's an okay word. But when it's reserved
for the morbidly obese, like the dead body at the
start of seven, you know with the spaghetti and like that.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Is great movie, great movie, Yeah that's obese.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But who decided which pencil neck decided that obese was like, oh,
you've one hundred kilos and you're only five foot ten
year obese because your husband's a big guy, Like he's
well built, but he's I would never you'd never.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Even go You'd never look at Ryan and think you're obese.
And that's because he's of his height, but he's got
really thick legs, like strong thick legs, and you know,
he's wide set, like he's a broad man, and yet
he is essentially obese.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I wouldn't even look at him and say overweight at all.
He's like, he's not really, but he's not.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
He carries it well because of his size. Yeah, so wait,
what are the scientists wanting to call it?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Now that they don't want to go just off BMI
so they want to go they say it's a complex
disease that centers on environmental, genetic, physiological, behavioral developmental factors.
But you can't count on the scientists to name something
because they get carried away. So they want to call
it at opacity based chronic disease. You need someone a
(22:35):
bit catchier, guys, Yeah, largeness.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I don't think any suggestions here are going to land.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well. I think they need to go back to the
schoolyard for some you know, and do a little brainstorm like.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
My little brother. My little brother used to cop it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And you know, as siblings, you all tease each other,
like I had really prominent freckles growing up, and I
used to be like join the dot or Pepperoni Face.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Or Pippi Longstocking.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
But we used to.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Say to Tom because he went through a particularly chubby stage,
and his nickname used to be egg or wristole. Oh,
some of his mates used to say he was a
sphere with no bones.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You know, so he was round.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
It was round and he Yeah, he just used to
cop it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I mean we all copped it. We all got relentlessly
bullied by each.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Other, just the eighties and nineties. So if you anything
physical about you became your name and the hilarious thing.
You're not allowed to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
This is my favorite one.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
My brothers used to tell me that I had been
shit on through a fly screen.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh the freckles, always.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
The freckles, always, always at the freckles.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
And now I've got that image stuff. Yeah that wow. Okay,
so it's not obese. It's maybe a people of a
robust build.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Or I meanbous, bulbous, botty, Yeah, rotund, rotund.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Do you think in twenty years we'll look back and go,
oh my god, can you believe we ever called anyone obese?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I feel like we were going to be there in
five years.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, because you don't think. I mean, like back in
the day, there's a whole bunch of words we don't
use anymore, like there's a terrible word for very handicapped
people that used and there was the rhymes with plastic.
There was that center and it was just the word
and people used it, yes, and it was it. And
now if you drop that word now people be horrified.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
And rightly so.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I feel like as humans, we are constantly evolving, and
we're slowly It's taken a while, but we're slowly realizing
that there are certain words and certain things that are
actually quite hurtful to a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We are becoming too We're going too farther, We're going
too soft. Obese should still be a word, but you
need to crank up what obese is.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yes, agree, it should be for two hundred and fifty
kilo plus Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Like a real fat heap. Anyway, can you pass me
that packet of Alan snakes.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
That I brought and no, I'm kidding them over here.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, fatty, you're call me that ard Oasis have kicked
off their big reunion to a coming to Australia as well.
I think I missed the boat.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Really are they I'm gonna I'm going to regret that.
Just make sure they don't do Anshan pull out on.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You, Liam and nol never pull out. They love a
night out on the drink though they're scally wags. Yes,
chavs are they chavs?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Chavs? What is a chav?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's like a bogan.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I think it's the equivalent to like an Aussie lad,
you're a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Of any.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Sorry. Chav is an is an Australian term? I thought
was what Sean Connery used to write in high school.
Oh you like actually got a laugh out of a joke.
You know what time Sean Connery gets to Wimbledon tennis.
Let's let Liam Gallagher provide the laughs now, because he
(26:00):
told this story about one of his very famous neighbors
that he used to harass after a night out on
the cans. It was celebrity chef Jamie Oliva.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
We used to go with a pub across the road
in i K and he bought the house foolishly, right
across the roll from the booze that we were drinking,
and on the way home would be going out He's
got some scunn in there, and he'd come out of
his window and he'd be going, Liam, stop talking about
and getting the kids to bed. We're going to just
chuck us down a couple of bacons and moves, you
(26:29):
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I wonder why he moves.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
What the funny thing is he moves up to where
I live now as well.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Sorry, I actually couldn't understand half of that. What was
he saying?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
There was one word in there that sounded dodgy. I
think it was scrun or something that it's.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Food, Well he was, I'm assuming because it's Jamie Oliver,
so they're basically asking for some meat.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
They rock up blind and make us a bacon sandwich
and Jamie's going, kids, Yeah, but you know, you probably
don't know actually, but when you're sober drunk, people are
so annoying.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
We're so annoying when you.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Are putting the kids to bed and someone's having a
good time and they're blind, and you're going, you just
wish you were there.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well, I remember being a kid and my dad always
used to love a wine after work, multiple wines, and
like my mom would always put us to bed, and
then my dad would kind of wander in and he'd
be like, move over, move over, and we had like
king singles, and he'd lie there and he'd start just
going on these rants about telling stories. About the solar
(27:32):
system and my mom and may I'd be like, mom,
get him out of my room. The mom would be like, Bradley,
the kids are trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And he'd just leave my room.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And then he'd go into Ben's room and tell a
story there, and then he'd go into Tom's and fall
asleep on Tom's bed, and we're all like, mom, get
him out of he's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I would have loved to listen to Big Bees Nighttime
Rants after Love three bottles of Red.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Just a loves a bedtime story.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Of a who should have won World War.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Two and exactly, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
My wife, do you know? She says, since I quit drink,
if you think about quitting drinking, one of my wife
said the best thing about me since I've gout drinking.
I thought it would be clearer, skin, lost weight, you know,
better with the kids. She goes, No, she says, I
only have to hear stories once from you now, and
she just when I was drunk, i'd tell her the same,
but I wouldn't stop. She got, You've told me this
(28:25):
story and I just keep going, you know, and drunk
people do that.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, there's nothing worse than being completely sober around drunk people. Yeah,
that's why I just drink. You never want to be
that sober person.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Or people who are on the personality salt as well,
and they're just a million.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Miles and your stone cold sober.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Well I've never done drugs, so nether Re you so
your right
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