May 11, 2025 • 32 mins
Today Lisa told Clairsy about her trip to Geraldton over the weekend and the unusual thing she saw on the side of the road which prompted the guys to open the phones and text line about other strange things you've seen on the side of the road.
Barra was in after the closest AFL round in many many many years and he also told Clairsy & Lisa about a local guy who has just become a UFC champion.
In The Shaw Report, the BAFTA TV awards were on overnight and Lisa has all the results plus some audio from a winner that had to be cut from the broadcast and she also told Clairsy what Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols is listening to at the moment and it will surprise you.
It was Mother's Day yesterday and Clairsy went for a walk with his wife Lori and saw a very strange thing happening during someone else's celebrations.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
On the podcast which took your calls on what you
saw on the side of the.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Road, Para spoke about one of the closest rounds of
football ever, and Lisa spoke up about something that gets her.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Go to the after TV awards around this morning.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
I went for a bit of a walk and saw
something interesting on Mother's Day and.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Johnny Lardon aka Rotten surprised us with some of his
favorite song choices.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
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Speaker 5 (00:42):
Hello, hey Lise, how you going, clarzy?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yes, incredible round of footy awful, jeez, incredible the whole
weekend closest round has this closest round in over half
a century.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Oh really so the last time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
This happened, games were really close.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
All of them were very close.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
The average winning margin was ten points so ten points.
Last time this happened, man was landing on the moon. Seriously, seriously,
that's how long it got on and last night and yesterday,
so he threw me there and yesterday. The combined the
combined winning margin of the three games was six points.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow, because they've been some smashings lately, haven't there Last.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Ye week it was actually incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
So of course that included a drawer and also the
Eagles losing a close one to the Tagers by two
points at the MCG and the lead changed least fifteen
times in the Battle of the Wooden Spooners. Okay, let's
be honest. I admit it was a low teams, but
fifteen times and ultimately the Tigers got up. It was
(01:45):
the eagles eleventh straight loss, so pretty tough. But the
West Coast they could have won. With thirty seconds on
the clock, the Tigers were leading by two points. Young
bloke burst out of the middle, decided to have a bounce.
His name's Tom Gross, had the chance to win the game.
You're hot, you're hot, your heart gets yelled out. That's
what we yell out when when players are getting hot,
(02:06):
if you know what I mean. When that's it's not
a I know that sounds strange.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Means like you're free or you're not.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
I mean you're about to be.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
For it means you're about to get Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Yeah, you're hot. You're hot, You're hot. You probably here
all the time.
Speaker 8 (02:21):
Watch out, look out.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, that's what we used to yell out.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Kick the bloody thing.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
It's like a panto. He's behind you.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Anyway, someone didn't do all that because we're old Tommy.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
He went for a bounce.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
And then there was the tackle of the year and
this is how Alistair Nicholson called it on Channel seven.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
They're going up front Hall one a half.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
He gets it on one of the young Dross.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
He's god, what a tackle Tom Brown, the game saving tackle.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I toge young Gross, that's the tackle of the year.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The exceleration was incredible.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
He was goose bumps.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
He was super.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
He was super.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This kid thinks that I've got the world on a
cloak right now, and then it's shut down.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
There goes the plate.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Yeah and some Brown. You do run harder when you've
made a blue. So he made a blue. So he
had to chase down the plank, come for it. And
did you see the coach's reaction.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, he wasn't happy, was he that.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Least he jumped out of his seat, almost went to
punch the wall. That's what it meant to the coach
as well.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So when he went MAXI a.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Lot of passion there. So they're trending in the right direction.
I reckon the eggs Harley was good. You can hardly
believe it was.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
The line from Alistair Nicholson there. You can hardly believe it.
When he kicked his goal, they.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Were up all night.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's not exactly comedic comedianism.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But it's not exactly a commede.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Must be a handgame and I'm liked Frank, Yeah, it's
not my Sharona and the goal and all that mist
the optically mister optically Liam Ryan was brilliantly and Baker
nine out of ten. So yeah, I reckon they're trending
in the right honestly. Least I know it's hard to
get enthusiastic a little bit about how they're traveling after
(04:13):
eleven straight losses.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Yeah, but I think they're on the right track.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
There was also the first draw of the season, which
came from the biggest margin ever between the teams, so
one team was first Brisbane.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
The other team was seventeenth.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
That's largest spread in the history.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Of the AFL VFL for a draw.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Oh yeah, records broke.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
That's all happening. That sounded better when I wrote.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
It, not so good when I said it, And I
just thought i'd mention as I go out before the
break and we recognize our first UFC champion. After the break,
I went to the waffle on the weekend Perth. We
got beaten based amount on so a little bit of
a reality check. But the very good team. But good
Grocer Park, Good Grocer Park and Instrumant that's the new
(05:00):
East Fromount of Oval. Go and check it out. A
great job East from Antal. We've got a temporary stand,
they've got a new marquee, they've got a new scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
They really as fancy as the shop. The good grosser.
It'll be good.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
He didn't say it's expensive.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's where my Jim is right. Have they put a
fence around it?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Just walking? Sorry, yeah, just wondering. Take your dog.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It looks great but there's no fence.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah, you don't have to actually pay, So check it out.
Easter rount of Oval now called Good grocer pay very good.
Hey guys, I've got some beautiful audio here for you
this this morning. This is Hawthorne ruckman and former doctor
Lloyd Meek and talking to Essendon great Matthew Lloyd. So
Lloyd Meek talking to Matthew Lloyd on the white Why
(05:49):
he was named Lloyd by his parents? I think that
one day when the other Lloyd was playing, mum had
me in her valley and he kicked a couple of
snap and apparently I started kicking.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I already like Voyd.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
It a good story, not Matthew.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That's quite the honor, isn't it is?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
It is Lloyd Meek got named Lloyd because Matthew kicked
a goal and when he was in his mum's tummy
he kicked.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
He was kicking.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Nice little story made him feel old.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah right, if you're on the panel, feel exactly now.
Australia has a new UFC champion. We haven't had a lot.
I think we've had two or three and w A
has their first ever UFC champion, Jack Della Madelina.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I wasn't going to get his name wrong. Great man.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Former Aquinas college student lives in Leaming. He upset well
toweight King Belal Muhammad in the main event at UFC
three one five. So that's actually quite a big thing.
I know not everyone's into UFC, but a few, you know,
some of the younger people are, and that's a big thing.
Local West Australian becoming a.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Uf he's paying for the Eagles.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Tom Gross very good anyway, and his typical response at
the end Aussie response was how did it feel? And
it felt great? It felt as I thought it. I
feel like it feels ef.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
And goods given the.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
A wordsmith, he's very happy, Hope.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't understand why people want to hit each other
for a living. His life not hard enough that you
want to go out and not just get hit, but
hit someone else for your living.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I'll never runder sod, will never ever.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Understand something in that. I think crazy. What you reckon?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
You don't upset anyone?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Do you? Normally?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Who thinks that?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
With least when I'm not here? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Just listen to Yes's opinion and then garryes on, Yeah,
keep come and carry on, Barret, that's why we love it.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Runs a business a little gap and then you may
do the same. I am offended, going up tainted last.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I know plenty of people like it. That's your business.
I just will never understand it myself.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'll move on this okay, as.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
To leave a tiny gap.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
You gap, and.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You got that off your chest. We'll move on.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
I'll handle it this way.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
The West Coast Foever won their third game in a row,
their third actually their back. They thrashed the Melbourne Mavericks.
They tried to rough up star shooter Janiel Fowler new
Pard right, but to no vail. She scored sixty goals
from sixty two shots. So that was the Foevers going
beautifully and the Western Force. They got beaten by the
Brumbies thirty three fourteen right here in per spoiling their
(08:50):
twenty year reunion.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
No, but you know who was great to see there,
John Wilbourne.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Remember the honey Badger.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Oh yeah, Nick coming coming out of his interview, what
did he say?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Strike strike me? Pink?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Someone striking?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
That's really old anyway, keep going forward, you're going well.
Twenty year anniversary. Congratulations, let's hope they play finals.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
That's it for me, you guys.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Thanks Barra for you guys.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
At ninety six AFM.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
More Clezy More podcasts.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Soon I drove to Geraldson on the weekend for Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes, went up on Friday. It was thirty five degrees.
I mean it was about thirty three that I left
behind here. But something about thirty five degrees on the
tenth of May's or you know, ninth of May whatever,
seems a bit ridiculous, But that's another story. Always, kay,
I'm a very careful driver because it's a very small
car in amongst all those road trains on the Brand
(09:51):
Highway that I have made. Sometimes I think I'm overtaking
one of them, and they think, what is that?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Sometimes feel like you like editing, did that come from
underneath me? I feel like you're going on because like
it does feel like that you're in a go cart.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
But I'm very you know, very aware of what's on
the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Just past the where you have the Indian Ocean Drive
turns off which is open again. Uh, there's a lot
of goats. Look out, beware the goats, and you're they're
on the other side of the fence. You know, they're
right on the road. Lots of goats around there. For
some reason, haven't a bit of a munch and they've
been there.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
For a while.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
You just have one of them. One of them do
not have any direction and just road.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And most of them are really cute, like lady goats,
I think. And I saw one yesterday that was like
out of a fairy tale, you know, Billy you know,
gruff goat. Yeah, that one, Yeah, from a hands Christian
Anderson or something.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Anyway, he.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Was on his own. He didn't seem to have any
mates friends.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
But I mean, obviously very sadly.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You see a lot of kangaroos on the side of
the road that have been hit, of course, but not
this time, not this weekend, but the last time a
couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
When we were on holiday.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
When I went up there, I saw something on the
side of the road that I have never in all
my years of and I drive in the country. Affair
be because Mum and Dan used to live in Bustleton
and so you know, I go down there all the time,
and now I go up to geraldon a bit because
there's family living up there.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
There was a pig.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now we're not talking a feral pig, a wild pig.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
This was a pink pig like you know, like like
like bay.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, like my head. I had blue mood.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It was and I thought, what I thought, there's no
you know, and there's there's no sort of pig farms
in this area. It was pretty much middle of nowhere
where this pig was right, And I thought he must.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Have fallen out of a truck.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You think so, wouldn't it. Maybe a little piggy.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Goes to market this one. We were all the way
out the back.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Little curly tail it was he had.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
He was quite big. It was a fairly hefty pig,
but he did he had.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
To he was.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
He was a fairly hefty pig.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
He was a pig pig.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It was a pink porkies and that's all folks.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Pig.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
So did you bring home the bacon? Was he fresh?
Speaker 8 (12:22):
No, he looked very fresh.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Well, as I said, he was pink.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
He pulled up for a sniff. Just do you think
do you.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Think he fell off a truck?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You know, sometimes you see the very big, you know,
trucks with livestock, and sometimes you see them and you know,
all hanging out.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
Possible that he could have got out and.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Fallen more than just a trotter hanging out us because
they normally pigs normally fairly close to the farmstead and
that they're not normally out paddocks and stuff through.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Did the fall kill him?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Did it?
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I mean inquiring how this pig ended up?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You know, he is like I felt like I was
at a body farm, really, you.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Know, because they use they do use piggy's.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Did you slow down and have a bit of a
rubber neck? It said, pig?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Not really, but I certainly did catch my eye because
you do not very rare a pink pig.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Pig on the side of the road every day.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What the yeah, because you know in the landscape the
colors that he really stood out.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, that's real pink, real miss piggy. Not good, but
it makes.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The question what did you see on the side of
the road One day? My dad said, he was, you know, driving,
he was coming up to Perth from Bustle and just
out of the corner of his eyes saw something look
on the side of the road staring at him.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
And it was an enormous bull and it was ready
to charge.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
A bull And you know, if that had run out
at you, that would really do some damage.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
That's not good a bull. Yeah, that's pretty scary.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I do remember, you know that holiday that the old
man took my brother and I onto the state divorce
sorry for the divorce. And we went to one of
the one of the big mountains over there, Yosemite, okay, yes,
And as we're driving, Dad goes bear and and I
was trying to grab the yeah back this is in
the eighties.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Weren't have phone cameras.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
We're trying to grab the brownie.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, we was trying to I was trying to find
the camera from the back seat, Kodak brown And I'm
going By this stage, Bear has gone across the road
bolted this gonat be bear?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And I'm kind of missed my chance. You know where
the camera was in my lap all the time, but
I panicked bear.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Where oh right there? Well there, yeah, there's a bear
in there.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Wendy and Frio, Hello, good morning sea.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Well, after living forty years up in the Kimberley, aside
from seeing the usual cows, bulls, horses.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Broose, pig, no big.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
I've never seen any friend quite anything like a kink
kink pig. Well I had I have up around kim
Bolton and stuff like that. They've got a lot of
feral pigs up around that area. But you know, you
see a lot of road kill up there, that's quite common,
as well as live livestock wandering around and stuff like that.
(15:16):
But the most majestic thing I've ever seen was a
huge eagle up the Gibrieber Road feeding on a roue packet,
just on the side of the road. It was absolutely massive.
But yeah, recently my friends traveled to South Australia and
they saw four camels in a row that killed.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It was.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
It was quite distressing actually because they were massy, but
there were four of them all in a row that
were on the side of the road in South Australia.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, that's my little story there. Those eagles, the further
away you get, they are just yeah, they're magnificent when
they are above you.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
You know, incredible creatures. Thanks Wendy.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Why couldn't the pig have been there? When you're in
the car with your siblings on a long family trip,
right and you're playing I Spy and if you went
icepy with little eye something beginning with your brother and sister,
have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
They wouldn't be They wouldn't get a bit they would
be could.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Have happened a few years early. Couldn't it be going.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
For the rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And then you'd be so many road down the road
that wouldn't believe you anyway, So a big honestly back there,
all right.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
So you know it might have been Obviously, it doesn't
have to be an animal, some kind of random object.
And actually there's a couch on the side of the
road near my house that I see has a giant
stick r.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
On it that says illegal jumping. Really, yeah, how.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
About you just take it away, don't put a sticker
on it?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, yes, really, they just take the damp there came
out to put a sticker on it, went to the effort.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
It might be Yeah, it might be a white good.
It might be a fridge in the middle of Wooop.
Even an I might be the community library out there
near the fridge.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Craig and Green Mount.
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Hello, I really wanted to say that. I actually saw
a little green pig on the side of the road
with a sign saying, look, I've moved all around the world.
I actually got chased down by an elephant once.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Elephant okay, yeah, but really not the story.
Speaker 12 (17:41):
I was driving through the Northern territory with my family.
We were living up there and we were living in
Jabbarou out in Kagaboo National Park, and we were pelting
down the highway and there on the side of the road,
sorry not on the side of the road, playing across
the road was a canisle that would have been around
(18:01):
about six meters long.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh oh my god, that's long. Was it just sun
baking or was it?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
Yeah, just sun baking, sitting there with the south open,
you know, just waiting for somebody to drive in.
Speaker 13 (18:12):
And sallow car.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, just like we yep.
Speaker 12 (18:16):
So we had to pull up and wait for him,
and we would have had probably thirty people, thirty cars
behind us just waiting for this crocodiles move because there
was no way we can go around.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The crocodiles definitely have the right of way.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah, yeah, they are boss, Yeah, the boss.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah, the three.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
He probably would have probably would have if the truck
come through, he probably would have.
Speaker 13 (18:40):
Made him speed.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, yeah, that would where's bloody Steve Irwin when you
need him in that moment?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
That's amazing. Crocodile. Well, that beats my big.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
You would have eaten your.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Craig Duchy and Gosnels. What have you said on the side.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Of the road, Good morning, beautiful people. Well this was
back in the election of Kevin O seven. Yeah, if
you remember that, that sort of campaign, and there was
a sign of him on the side of the road
and I'm assuming it was someone that didn't agree with
him had strapped to a forehead of one of these posters.
Shall we say, a ladies bedroom toy?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Okay, right, so like.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Yeah, yes, exactly, yea. Interesting that sort of summed up
what they thought of Kevin. It was quite as.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Stuck in your mind.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
A good day the battery sold separately.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yeah, after some political penetration, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Caroline and Yo Khan says when she was living in
Kansas can they went through a cyclone and that brought
a three meter salty croc up onto a roundabout that
was snapping at all The cars that were trying to
get through had to wait until he was removed before
they could keep going. And a Net says a few
(20:18):
years ago, I was driving to Bumbering, just passed Mander.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
On the space near.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
That blue cone and metal sculpture on the east side
of the road was a man playing his drums.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Oh okay, wild abandoned.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
His ute was nearby, so he obviously unloaded them onto
a cement pad there and was rehearsing.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Someone got someone was complaining at home for the neighbors.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
To find a spot where you're not going to bother anybody.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Love that unplugged, that's a beauty. Let's go rocking, Darren
the good on the side of the road.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
You'd drove a truck all over this state and it's
a huge so you'd think you've seen it all. Yes, Well,
two thousand and eight, I was driving from First to Well.
I was headed to Sydney to then come back out
to see bad First Race and back blocks of New
(21:11):
South Wales. You crossover through Broken.
Speaker 13 (21:14):
Hill and there was the middle of the night.
Speaker 14 (21:16):
It had been a long day of driving. And from
the right hand side of the road comes this massive
got back yard loose juge.
Speaker 13 (21:25):
You pick porker, domestic pick right and you know, do
you know in your brain.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
You're not supposed to swerve when something like that comes,
You're not meant to. Yeah, well, pus werved me.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
Send me in the gravel. I've collected the car, got
it back on the bench and stopped. Checked the car
out like I did not just see that. Go back,
go back to where I'd gone off the road, and
sure enough there's the big rooster tayl of where I've
gone sideways. Yeah, that's sign of said pig.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
I think I'm losing my mind. I continued on and
about a kilometer a kilometer a half further down the road,
come around the corner and I was going quite a
bit slower at this point because clearly got me.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
There's what appears to be coals.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
All these plastic shopping bag fluttering in the middle of
the road brought the hair it was flowed right down.
I'm almost a walking pace, and with the torch that
I've keep in the side of the car door, I'm
looking at kids, baby goats, and I.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Know, literally laying in the middle of the road in
observing the heat from the chumen.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Wow. Wow, that's like a freaky Trip's going.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
To say, like a trip trip, like something.
Speaker 13 (22:56):
I've never touched that.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
But if that's.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
What animal are you gonna find next?
Speaker 8 (23:02):
You will prigs?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, you'd be worried what was next? Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
You would be questioning what did I have today? It
was near my food and drinks. Someone spoikel the drink
and Jean Bitchborough, what did you see on the side
of the road.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
So it wasn't actually me, It was my nana back
in the day. I'm from Scotland.
Speaker 12 (23:27):
So she was in Scotland and she was out on
a nice country drive with.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Her sister, I think it was.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
So they stopped at the side of the road themselves
to have a little picnic and the Queen.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
Mom drove by and stopped and had a little bit
of a chat with them.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
She into the Queen Mam, you're kidding and a chat
not just a royal wave. That's awesome, had a chat, brilliant.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
That's what a great story. Thanks, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Garonda on the text was driving across the Nulla Boar
and saw a storm trooper jogging. Look that's going to
stand out, isn't it? A storm trooper jogging across the Nullyboar.
They were raising money for some charity. But she said
it was a forty degree day.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
That's funny and all of that white place.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
More crazy all He's more podcast soon The Sure Report
on ninety six air FM.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
The beafter TV Awards have been handed over handed out
overnight in a ceremony at Royal Festival Hall in London,
hosted by the Wonderful Allan Coming.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
If you're all sitting comfortably, then we'll begin. Billy won
a Bafta. Billy's speech went gone for six very boring minutes.
No Billy hasn't got any friends. Becky won a Bafta.
Becky forgot to thank the commissioner. Becky doesn't a TV
(25:06):
shows anymore. Bobby won a Buster. Bobby brought too many
friends on stage. One fell off and landed on Mary Berry.
No Bobby's standing on TikTok Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Baby Reindier is still winning awards. Jessica Gunning won Best
Supporting Actress for her role as Martha, but the show
was beaten in the Best Limited Series category. Bye Mister
Bates versus the Post Office. The Best Drama Series was
won by Blue Lights. So Thoroughly Enjoyed That and Alma's
Not Normal One. Best Comedy. Our Own Column from Accounts
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was in the running for Best International Series, but was
beaten by Showgun, which seems to win everything it's ever
nominated for. Marissa Abella won Best Leading Actress for the
Series and Industry Lenny James won Leading Actor for Mister Loverman.
That's a category that included Tenant in rivals Gary Oldman
in Slow Horses, Toby Jones and Mister Bates Versus the
Post Office and Richard Gadden Baby Reindier. So heck of
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a competition this year in that one. And it's the
one thing I don't know what it is. I don't
know the show and I don't know him. Yeah, but
Danny Dyer won Best Male Comedy Performance. More on that
in a sec. And my personal highlight was Ruth Jones
winning Best Female Comedy Performance for Gavin and Stacey and
then going full nessa in a speech.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I'm not going to lay. This is a manse I
want expecting to win. There's no way I've won a
BAFT to be thought, of course I have. In nineteen
seventy six.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It was the Buddy Arcade Flutey Tac Niction Awards.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I might as creature for that, but this, this is cracking.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I'm going to miss that show so much. I love her.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So there was one slight interruption to proceedings during the
show when host Allen Coming had do wish you an
apology for actor Dandy Dyer Dire won his first BAFTA
for his role in the comedy Miss Big Stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
To say he was excited.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Would be an understatement, which led to him dropping several
expletives during his speech despite having been thoroughly worn. Danny
in particular thoroughly warned about Bapti's strict language policy. About
five minutes and forty five seconds of his six minute
speech was cut from the telecast.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
What's a charge comedy performance?
Speaker 5 (27:26):
The action was so bad, it was funny. That's all
you can play.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
That's pretty much all you could play.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
It was from what I've you know, sort of gathered
just from the bits I've seen. Looks like it was
a really good show.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh brilliant love that. Yeah, I'm what a host?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, I love him. Alan Comming just fantastic.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Allen Coumming has got a lot of friends.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yes, this story that I wanted to share with you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
John Leiden aka Johnny Rotten from The Sex Pistols and
Public Image Limited, has just done a great interview with
the Guardian about his favorite songs. Caught my eye when
I saw Johnny quoted saying I've always had a soft
spot for Lady Gaga. I thought I must read that.
These are some of the things he says about his
favorite songs. To the question the first song you ever
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fell in love with John Luden, Johnny Rotten said, you
really got me by the Kinks. He said, it shocked
me that the guitar was so tough and brilliant. Ray
Davies is one of Britain's finest songwriters. The first single
he ever bought ruby Don't Take You Love to Town
by Kenny Kenny, from a little store in Finsbury Park.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
He said.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It was run by a little old lady who played
the deepest of deep reggae. She had colossal mad taste,
this little old he said. He went on to buy
all his reggae and Jimmy Hendrick from there, but Ruby
Don't Take You Love to Town was the first one.
The best song to play at a party, he said.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
This show me the way.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
The best enjoy.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
The song that you do it karaoke Johnny Rotten, he said,
I hate karaoke. It's embarrassing and awful. I'd rather spend
the time drinking than pretending I'm Royals. And the song
that he secretly likes but tells everybody he hates Johnny Rotten.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
He said this.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Of sent Die with a Smile by Lady Gaga and
Bruno Mars may be written for mass consumption. And even
though I'm not corporate minded myself, that doesn't mean that
I dislike corporate philosophies.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I've always had a soft spot for Lady Gaga. I
like her vocal deliveries. They're really quite excellent.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Wow, mind blowing ones into Johnny Rotten's musical secrets.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Very nice, good story.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
That's an article that's interview.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
The morning after the Mother's Day, the day before a day,
catch up with mum and spoil them or remember your
mum if you like me and you lost your mum
a few years ago. Yeah, but we decided to go
out for a bit of a drive and a bit
of a walk yesterday. And some of the things that
you see on Mother's Day that you probably generally only
saur Mother's Day, I don't. I lost count after driving
down a couple of major roads how many blokes I
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saw walking with flowers? Really we had to drop in
to get something for Wallies, and there were they were
doing that mad dash in either chocolates or flowers or both. Right,
I'm thinking oh you've got both there a bit late,
just a little bit late, yeah, late, that said, the
last minute preparations or no preparation whatsoever. But we ended
up going for a walk around the river and we
ended up up at the old Heathcote up there above
(30:44):
towering above the river, and there an applecross and it
was there were people absolutely everywhere, as you imagine people
have gone out for picnics. In the restaurant. There was
absolutely booming. But we got to one group yesterday and
the family gathering, and there must have been twenty five
pe in this group. You can see on one side
there were a whole lot of I take it was
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a whole lot of mums, a couple of hubbies, and
maybe a few uncles and that in the sort of
group no were having a chat and having a drink
and still eating.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
This about two in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And then I looked over at a table and there
was there was an outdoor table and there were four
blokes either in their twenties or thirties like staring at
a small screen like their lives depended on it. And
what it was was there were four blokes watching the
end of the Eagles. Richmond game the last two or
three minutes, so.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
That stepped away from the gathering.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Had they stepped away from the gathering and it looked
like they were watching a grand in the last few
minutes of a grand viny. It was actually funny to watch,
but there was no way any of these boys were
taking their eyes off the screen. It was quite funny.
So the takeout I think was when there's a family
event on Mother's Day, you say yes to the Mother's
Day picnic, Yeah, and which means you're going to miss
the live game, but your mates are. You're all watching
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the app just to see if it's close, and if
it's close, I'm sorry you don't miss the last there
was two points.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Anyone's going to understand two boys.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, these boys are in the wild of their are
in a willed to pint because they're all Eagle supporters. Unfortunately,
it wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Crazy and Lisa
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On the podcast which took your calls on what you
saw on the side of the.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Road, Para spoke about one of the closest rounds of
football ever, and Lisa spoke up about something that gets her.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Go to the after TV awards around this morning.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
I went for a bit of a walk and saw
something interesting on Mother's Day and.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Johnny Lardon aka Rotten surprised us with some of his
favorite song choices.
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Hello, hey Lise, how you going, clarzy?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Yes, incredible round of footy awful, jeez, incredible the whole
weekend closest round has this closest round in over half
a century.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
Oh really so the last time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
This happened, games were really close.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
All of them were very close.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
The average winning margin was ten points so ten points.
Last time this happened, man was landing on the moon. Seriously, seriously,
that's how long it got on and last night and yesterday,
so he threw me there and yesterday. The combined the
combined winning margin of the three games was six points.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Wow, because they've been some smashings lately, haven't there Last.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Ye week it was actually incredible.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
So of course that included a drawer and also the
Eagles losing a close one to the Tagers by two
points at the MCG and the lead changed least fifteen
times in the Battle of the Wooden Spooners. Okay, let's
be honest. I admit it was a low teams, but
fifteen times and ultimately the Tigers got up. It was
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the eagles eleventh straight loss, so pretty tough. But the
West Coast they could have won. With thirty seconds on
the clock, the Tigers were leading by two points. Young
bloke burst out of the middle, decided to have a bounce.
His name's Tom Gross, had the chance to win the game.
You're hot, you're hot, your heart gets yelled out. That's
what we yell out when when players are getting hot,
(02:06):
if you know what I mean. When that's it's not
a I know that sounds strange.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Means like you're free or you're not.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
I mean you're about to be.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
For it means you're about to get Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Yeah, you're hot. You're hot, You're hot. You probably here
all the time.
Speaker 8 (02:21):
Watch out, look out.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, that's what we used to yell out.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Kick the bloody thing.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
It's like a panto. He's behind you.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Anyway, someone didn't do all that because we're old Tommy.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
He went for a bounce.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
And then there was the tackle of the year and
this is how Alistair Nicholson called it on Channel seven.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
They're going up front Hall one a half.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
He gets it on one of the young Dross.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
He's god, what a tackle Tom Brown, the game saving tackle.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I toge young Gross, that's the tackle of the year.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The exceleration was incredible.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
He was goose bumps.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
He was super.
Speaker 10 (03:05):
He was super.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
This kid thinks that I've got the world on a
cloak right now, and then it's shut down.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
There goes the plate.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Yeah and some Brown. You do run harder when you've
made a blue. So he made a blue. So he
had to chase down the plank, come for it. And
did you see the coach's reaction.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, he wasn't happy, was he that.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Least he jumped out of his seat, almost went to
punch the wall. That's what it meant to the coach
as well.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So when he went MAXI a.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Lot of passion there. So they're trending in the right direction.
I reckon the eggs Harley was good. You can hardly
believe it was.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
The line from Alistair Nicholson there. You can hardly believe it.
When he kicked his goal, they.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Were up all night.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's not exactly comedic comedianism.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But it's not exactly a commede.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Must be a handgame and I'm liked Frank, Yeah, it's
not my Sharona and the goal and all that mist
the optically mister optically Liam Ryan was brilliantly and Baker
nine out of ten. So yeah, I reckon they're trending
in the right honestly. Least I know it's hard to
get enthusiastic a little bit about how they're traveling after
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eleven straight losses.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Yeah, but I think they're on the right track.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
There was also the first draw of the season, which
came from the biggest margin ever between the teams, so
one team was first Brisbane.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
The other team was seventeenth.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
That's largest spread in the history.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Of the AFL VFL for a draw.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Oh yeah, records broke.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
That's all happening. That sounded better when I wrote.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
It, not so good when I said it, And I
just thought i'd mention as I go out before the
break and we recognize our first UFC champion. After the break,
I went to the waffle on the weekend Perth. We
got beaten based amount on so a little bit of
a reality check. But the very good team. But good
Grocer Park, Good Grocer Park and Instrumant that's the new
(05:00):
East Fromount of Oval. Go and check it out. A
great job East from Antal. We've got a temporary stand,
they've got a new marquee, they've got a new scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
They really as fancy as the shop. The good grosser.
It'll be good.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
He didn't say it's expensive.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's where my Jim is right. Have they put a
fence around it?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Just walking? Sorry, yeah, just wondering. Take your dog.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
It looks great but there's no fence.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah, you don't have to actually pay, So check it out.
Easter rount of Oval now called Good grocer pay very good.
Hey guys, I've got some beautiful audio here for you
this this morning. This is Hawthorne ruckman and former doctor
Lloyd Meek and talking to Essendon great Matthew Lloyd. So
Lloyd Meek talking to Matthew Lloyd on the white Why
(05:49):
he was named Lloyd by his parents? I think that
one day when the other Lloyd was playing, mum had
me in her valley and he kicked a couple of
snap and apparently I started kicking.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I already like Voyd.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
It a good story, not Matthew.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That's quite the honor, isn't it is?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
It is Lloyd Meek got named Lloyd because Matthew kicked
a goal and when he was in his mum's tummy
he kicked.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
He was kicking.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Nice little story made him feel old.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah right, if you're on the panel, feel exactly now.
Australia has a new UFC champion. We haven't had a lot.
I think we've had two or three and w A
has their first ever UFC champion, Jack Della Madelina.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
I wasn't going to get his name wrong. Great man.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Former Aquinas college student lives in Leaming. He upset well
toweight King Belal Muhammad in the main event at UFC
three one five. So that's actually quite a big thing.
I know not everyone's into UFC, but a few, you know,
some of the younger people are, and that's a big thing.
Local West Australian becoming a.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Uf he's paying for the Eagles.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Tom Gross very good anyway, and his typical response at
the end Aussie response was how did it feel? And
it felt great? It felt as I thought it. I
feel like it feels ef.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
And goods given the.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
A wordsmith, he's very happy, Hope.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't understand why people want to hit each other
for a living. His life not hard enough that you
want to go out and not just get hit, but
hit someone else for your living.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I'll never runder sod, will never ever.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Understand something in that. I think crazy. What you reckon?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
You don't upset anyone?
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Do you? Normally?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Who thinks that?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
With least when I'm not here? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Just listen to Yes's opinion and then garryes on, Yeah,
keep come and carry on, Barret, that's why we love it.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Runs a business a little gap and then you may
do the same. I am offended, going up tainted last.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I know plenty of people like it. That's your business.
I just will never understand it myself.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'll move on this okay, as.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
To leave a tiny gap.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
You gap, and.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You got that off your chest. We'll move on.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
I'll handle it this way.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
The West Coast Foever won their third game in a row,
their third actually their back. They thrashed the Melbourne Mavericks.
They tried to rough up star shooter Janiel Fowler new
Pard right, but to no vail. She scored sixty goals
from sixty two shots. So that was the Foevers going
beautifully and the Western Force. They got beaten by the
Brumbies thirty three fourteen right here in per spoiling their
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twenty year reunion.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
No, but you know who was great to see there,
John Wilbourne.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Remember the honey Badger.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Oh yeah, Nick coming coming out of his interview, what
did he say?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Strike strike me? Pink?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Someone striking?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
That's really old anyway, keep going forward, you're going well.
Twenty year anniversary. Congratulations, let's hope they play finals.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
That's it for me, you guys.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Thanks Barra for you guys.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
At ninety six AFM.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
More Clezy More podcasts.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Soon I drove to Geraldson on the weekend for Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yes, went up on Friday. It was thirty five degrees.
I mean it was about thirty three that I left
behind here. But something about thirty five degrees on the
tenth of May's or you know, ninth of May whatever,
seems a bit ridiculous, But that's another story. Always, kay,
I'm a very careful driver because it's a very small
car in amongst all those road trains on the Brand
(09:51):
Highway that I have made. Sometimes I think I'm overtaking
one of them, and they think, what is that?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Sometimes feel like you like editing, did that come from
underneath me? I feel like you're going on because like
it does feel like that you're in a go cart.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
But I'm very you know, very aware of what's on
the side of the road.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Just past the where you have the Indian Ocean Drive
turns off which is open again. Uh, there's a lot
of goats. Look out, beware the goats, and you're they're
on the other side of the fence. You know, they're
right on the road. Lots of goats around there. For
some reason, haven't a bit of a munch and they've
been there.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
For a while.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
You just have one of them. One of them do
not have any direction and just road.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And most of them are really cute, like lady goats,
I think. And I saw one yesterday that was like
out of a fairy tale, you know, Billy you know,
gruff goat. Yeah, that one, Yeah, from a hands Christian
Anderson or something.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Anyway, he.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Was on his own. He didn't seem to have any
mates friends.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
But I mean, obviously very sadly.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You see a lot of kangaroos on the side of
the road that have been hit, of course, but not
this time, not this weekend, but the last time a
couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
When we were on holiday.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
When I went up there, I saw something on the
side of the road that I have never in all
my years of and I drive in the country. Affair
be because Mum and Dan used to live in Bustleton
and so you know, I go down there all the time,
and now I go up to geraldon a bit because
there's family living up there.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
There was a pig.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Now we're not talking a feral pig, a wild pig.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
This was a pink pig like you know, like like
like bay.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, like my head. I had blue mood.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It was and I thought, what I thought, there's no
you know, and there's there's no sort of pig farms
in this area. It was pretty much middle of nowhere
where this pig was right, And I thought he must.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Have fallen out of a truck.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You think so, wouldn't it. Maybe a little piggy.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Goes to market this one. We were all the way
out the back.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Little curly tail it was he had.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
He was quite big. It was a fairly hefty pig,
but he did he had.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
To he was.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
He was a fairly hefty pig.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
He was a pig pig.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It was a pink porkies and that's all folks.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Pig.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
So did you bring home the bacon? Was he fresh?
Speaker 8 (12:22):
No, he looked very fresh.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Well, as I said, he was pink.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
He pulled up for a sniff. Just do you think
do you.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Think he fell off a truck?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
You know, sometimes you see the very big, you know,
trucks with livestock, and sometimes you see them and you know,
all hanging out.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
Possible that he could have got out and.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Fallen more than just a trotter hanging out us because
they normally pigs normally fairly close to the farmstead and
that they're not normally out paddocks and stuff through.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Did the fall kill him?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Did it?
Speaker 8 (12:54):
I mean inquiring how this pig ended up?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You know, he is like I felt like I was
at a body farm, really, you.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Know, because they use they do use piggy's.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Did you slow down and have a bit of a
rubber neck? It said, pig?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Not really, but I certainly did catch my eye because
you do not very rare a pink pig.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Pig on the side of the road every day.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What the yeah, because you know in the landscape the
colors that he really stood out.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, that's real pink, real miss piggy. Not good, but
it makes.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The question what did you see on the side of
the road One day? My dad said, he was, you know, driving,
he was coming up to Perth from Bustle and just
out of the corner of his eyes saw something look
on the side of the road staring at him.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
And it was an enormous bull and it was ready
to charge.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
A bull And you know, if that had run out
at you, that would really do some damage.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
That's not good a bull. Yeah, that's pretty scary.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I do remember, you know that holiday that the old
man took my brother and I onto the state divorce
sorry for the divorce. And we went to one of
the one of the big mountains over there, Yosemite, okay, yes,
And as we're driving, Dad goes bear and and I
was trying to grab the yeah back this is in
the eighties.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Weren't have phone cameras.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
We're trying to grab the brownie.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, we was trying to I was trying to find
the camera from the back seat, Kodak brown And I'm
going By this stage, Bear has gone across the road
bolted this gonat be bear?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And I'm kind of missed my chance. You know where
the camera was in my lap all the time, but
I panicked bear.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Where oh right there? Well there, yeah, there's a bear
in there.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Wendy and Frio, Hello, good morning sea.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Well, after living forty years up in the Kimberley, aside
from seeing the usual cows, bulls, horses.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Broose, pig, no big.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
I've never seen any friend quite anything like a kink
kink pig. Well I had I have up around kim
Bolton and stuff like that. They've got a lot of
feral pigs up around that area. But you know, you
see a lot of road kill up there, that's quite common,
as well as live livestock wandering around and stuff like that.
(15:16):
But the most majestic thing I've ever seen was a
huge eagle up the Gibrieber Road feeding on a roue packet,
just on the side of the road. It was absolutely massive.
But yeah, recently my friends traveled to South Australia and
they saw four camels in a row that killed.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
It was.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
It was quite distressing actually because they were massy, but
there were four of them all in a row that
were on the side of the road in South Australia.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, that's my little story there. Those eagles, the further
away you get, they are just yeah, they're magnificent when
they are above you.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
You know, incredible creatures. Thanks Wendy.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Why couldn't the pig have been there? When you're in
the car with your siblings on a long family trip,
right and you're playing I Spy and if you went
icepy with little eye something beginning with your brother and sister,
have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
They wouldn't be They wouldn't get a bit they would
be could.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Have happened a few years early. Couldn't it be going.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
For the rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And then you'd be so many road down the road
that wouldn't believe you anyway, So a big honestly back there,
all right.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
So you know it might have been Obviously, it doesn't
have to be an animal, some kind of random object.
And actually there's a couch on the side of the
road near my house that I see has a giant
stick r.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
On it that says illegal jumping. Really, yeah, how.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
About you just take it away, don't put a sticker
on it?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, yes, really, they just take the damp there came
out to put a sticker on it, went to the effort.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
It might be Yeah, it might be a white good.
It might be a fridge in the middle of Wooop.
Even an I might be the community library out there
near the fridge.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Craig and Green Mount.
Speaker 12 (17:20):
Hello, I really wanted to say that. I actually saw
a little green pig on the side of the road
with a sign saying, look, I've moved all around the world.
I actually got chased down by an elephant once.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Elephant okay, yeah, but really not the story.
Speaker 12 (17:41):
I was driving through the Northern territory with my family.
We were living up there and we were living in
Jabbarou out in Kagaboo National Park, and we were pelting
down the highway and there on the side of the road,
sorry not on the side of the road, playing across
the road was a canisle that would have been around
(18:01):
about six meters long.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh oh my god, that's long. Was it just sun
baking or was it?
Speaker 12 (18:07):
Yeah, just sun baking, sitting there with the south open,
you know, just waiting for somebody to drive in.
Speaker 13 (18:12):
And sallow car.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, just like we yep.
Speaker 12 (18:16):
So we had to pull up and wait for him,
and we would have had probably thirty people, thirty cars
behind us just waiting for this crocodiles move because there
was no way we can go around.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The crocodiles definitely have the right of way.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah, yeah, they are boss, Yeah, the boss.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah, the three.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
He probably would have probably would have if the truck
come through, he probably would have.
Speaker 13 (18:40):
Made him speed.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, yeah, that would where's bloody Steve Irwin when you
need him in that moment?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
That's amazing. Crocodile. Well, that beats my big.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
You would have eaten your.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Craig Duchy and Gosnels. What have you said on the side.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Of the road, Good morning, beautiful people. Well this was
back in the election of Kevin O seven. Yeah, if
you remember that, that sort of campaign, and there was
a sign of him on the side of the road
and I'm assuming it was someone that didn't agree with
him had strapped to a forehead of one of these posters.
Shall we say, a ladies bedroom toy?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Okay, right, so like.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Yeah, yes, exactly, yea. Interesting that sort of summed up
what they thought of Kevin. It was quite as.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Stuck in your mind.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
A good day the battery sold separately.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yeah, after some political penetration, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Caroline and Yo Khan says when she was living in
Kansas can they went through a cyclone and that brought
a three meter salty croc up onto a roundabout that
was snapping at all The cars that were trying to
get through had to wait until he was removed before
they could keep going. And a Net says a few
(20:18):
years ago, I was driving to Bumbering, just passed Mander.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
On the space near.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
That blue cone and metal sculpture on the east side
of the road was a man playing his drums.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Oh okay, wild abandoned.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
His ute was nearby, so he obviously unloaded them onto
a cement pad there and was rehearsing.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Someone got someone was complaining at home for the neighbors.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
To find a spot where you're not going to bother anybody.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Love that unplugged, that's a beauty. Let's go rocking, Darren
the good on the side of the road.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
You'd drove a truck all over this state and it's
a huge so you'd think you've seen it all. Yes, Well,
two thousand and eight, I was driving from First to Well.
I was headed to Sydney to then come back out
to see bad First Race and back blocks of New
(21:11):
South Wales. You crossover through Broken.
Speaker 13 (21:14):
Hill and there was the middle of the night.
Speaker 14 (21:16):
It had been a long day of driving. And from
the right hand side of the road comes this massive
got back yard loose juge.
Speaker 13 (21:25):
You pick porker, domestic pick right and you know, do
you know in your brain.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
You're not supposed to swerve when something like that comes,
You're not meant to. Yeah, well, pus werved me.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
Send me in the gravel. I've collected the car, got
it back on the bench and stopped. Checked the car
out like I did not just see that. Go back,
go back to where I'd gone off the road, and
sure enough there's the big rooster tayl of where I've
gone sideways. Yeah, that's sign of said pig.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
I think I'm losing my mind. I continued on and
about a kilometer a kilometer a half further down the road,
come around the corner and I was going quite a
bit slower at this point because clearly got me.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
There's what appears to be coals.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
All these plastic shopping bag fluttering in the middle of
the road brought the hair it was flowed right down.
I'm almost a walking pace, and with the torch that
I've keep in the side of the car door, I'm
looking at kids, baby goats, and I.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Know, literally laying in the middle of the road in
observing the heat from the chumen.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Wow. Wow, that's like a freaky Trip's going.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
To say, like a trip trip, like something.
Speaker 13 (22:56):
I've never touched that.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
But if that's.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
What animal are you gonna find next?
Speaker 8 (23:02):
You will prigs?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, you'd be worried what was next? Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
You would be questioning what did I have today? It
was near my food and drinks. Someone spoikel the drink
and Jean Bitchborough, what did you see on the side
of the road.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
So it wasn't actually me, It was my nana back
in the day. I'm from Scotland.
Speaker 12 (23:27):
So she was in Scotland and she was out on
a nice country drive with.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Her sister, I think it was.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
So they stopped at the side of the road themselves
to have a little picnic and the Queen.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
Mom drove by and stopped and had a little bit
of a chat with them.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
She into the Queen Mam, you're kidding and a chat
not just a royal wave. That's awesome, had a chat, brilliant.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
That's what a great story. Thanks, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Garonda on the text was driving across the Nulla Boar
and saw a storm trooper jogging. Look that's going to
stand out, isn't it? A storm trooper jogging across the Nullyboar.
They were raising money for some charity. But she said
it was a forty degree day.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
That's funny and all of that white place.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
More crazy all He's more podcast soon The Sure Report
on ninety six air FM.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
The beafter TV Awards have been handed over handed out
overnight in a ceremony at Royal Festival Hall in London,
hosted by the Wonderful Allan Coming.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
If you're all sitting comfortably, then we'll begin. Billy won
a Bafta. Billy's speech went gone for six very boring minutes.
No Billy hasn't got any friends. Becky won a Bafta.
Becky forgot to thank the commissioner. Becky doesn't a TV
(25:06):
shows anymore. Bobby won a Buster. Bobby brought too many
friends on stage. One fell off and landed on Mary Berry.
No Bobby's standing on TikTok Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Baby Reindier is still winning awards. Jessica Gunning won Best
Supporting Actress for her role as Martha, but the show
was beaten in the Best Limited Series category. Bye Mister
Bates versus the Post Office. The Best Drama Series was
won by Blue Lights. So Thoroughly Enjoyed That and Alma's
Not Normal One. Best Comedy. Our Own Column from Accounts
(25:45):
was in the running for Best International Series, but was
beaten by Showgun, which seems to win everything it's ever
nominated for. Marissa Abella won Best Leading Actress for the
Series and Industry Lenny James won Leading Actor for Mister Loverman.
That's a category that included Tenant in rivals Gary Oldman
in Slow Horses, Toby Jones and Mister Bates Versus the
Post Office and Richard Gadden Baby Reindier. So heck of
(26:08):
a competition this year in that one. And it's the
one thing I don't know what it is. I don't
know the show and I don't know him. Yeah, but
Danny Dyer won Best Male Comedy Performance. More on that
in a sec. And my personal highlight was Ruth Jones
winning Best Female Comedy Performance for Gavin and Stacey and
then going full nessa in a speech.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I'm not going to lay. This is a manse I
want expecting to win. There's no way I've won a
BAFT to be thought, of course I have. In nineteen
seventy six.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It was the Buddy Arcade Flutey Tac Niction Awards.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
I might as creature for that, but this, this is cracking.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I'm going to miss that show so much. I love her.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So there was one slight interruption to proceedings during the
show when host Allen Coming had do wish you an
apology for actor Dandy Dyer Dire won his first BAFTA
for his role in the comedy Miss Big Stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
To say he was excited.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Would be an understatement, which led to him dropping several
expletives during his speech despite having been thoroughly worn. Danny
in particular thoroughly warned about Bapti's strict language policy. About
five minutes and forty five seconds of his six minute
speech was cut from the telecast.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
What's a charge comedy performance?
Speaker 5 (27:26):
The action was so bad, it was funny. That's all
you can play.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
That's pretty much all you could play.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
It was from what I've you know, sort of gathered
just from the bits I've seen. Looks like it was
a really good show.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Oh brilliant love that. Yeah, I'm what a host?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, I love him. Alan Comming just fantastic.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Allen Coumming has got a lot of friends.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yes, this story that I wanted to share with you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
John Leiden aka Johnny Rotten from The Sex Pistols and
Public Image Limited, has just done a great interview with
the Guardian about his favorite songs. Caught my eye when
I saw Johnny quoted saying I've always had a soft
spot for Lady Gaga. I thought I must read that.
These are some of the things he says about his
favorite songs. To the question the first song you ever
(28:11):
fell in love with John Luden, Johnny Rotten said, you
really got me by the Kinks. He said, it shocked
me that the guitar was so tough and brilliant. Ray
Davies is one of Britain's finest songwriters. The first single
he ever bought ruby Don't Take You Love to Town
by Kenny Kenny, from a little store in Finsbury Park.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
He said.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It was run by a little old lady who played
the deepest of deep reggae. She had colossal mad taste,
this little old he said. He went on to buy
all his reggae and Jimmy Hendrick from there, but Ruby
Don't Take You Love to Town was the first one.
The best song to play at a party, he said.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
This show me the way.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
The best enjoy.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
The song that you do it karaoke Johnny Rotten, he said,
I hate karaoke. It's embarrassing and awful. I'd rather spend
the time drinking than pretending I'm Royals. And the song
that he secretly likes but tells everybody he hates Johnny Rotten.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
He said this.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Of sent Die with a Smile by Lady Gaga and
Bruno Mars may be written for mass consumption. And even
though I'm not corporate minded myself, that doesn't mean that
I dislike corporate philosophies.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I've always had a soft spot for Lady Gaga. I
like her vocal deliveries. They're really quite excellent.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Wow, mind blowing ones into Johnny Rotten's musical secrets.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Very nice, good story.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
That's an article that's interview.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
The morning after the Mother's Day, the day before a day,
catch up with mum and spoil them or remember your
mum if you like me and you lost your mum
a few years ago. Yeah, but we decided to go
out for a bit of a drive and a bit
of a walk yesterday. And some of the things that
you see on Mother's Day that you probably generally only
saur Mother's Day, I don't. I lost count after driving
down a couple of major roads how many blokes I
(30:22):
saw walking with flowers? Really we had to drop in
to get something for Wallies, and there were they were
doing that mad dash in either chocolates or flowers or both. Right,
I'm thinking oh you've got both there a bit late,
just a little bit late, yeah, late, that said, the
last minute preparations or no preparation whatsoever. But we ended
up going for a walk around the river and we
ended up up at the old Heathcote up there above
(30:44):
towering above the river, and there an applecross and it
was there were people absolutely everywhere, as you imagine people
have gone out for picnics. In the restaurant. There was
absolutely booming. But we got to one group yesterday and
the family gathering, and there must have been twenty five
pe in this group. You can see on one side
there were a whole lot of I take it was
(31:04):
a whole lot of mums, a couple of hubbies, and
maybe a few uncles and that in the sort of
group no were having a chat and having a drink
and still eating.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
This about two in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And then I looked over at a table and there
was there was an outdoor table and there were four
blokes either in their twenties or thirties like staring at
a small screen like their lives depended on it. And
what it was was there were four blokes watching the
end of the Eagles. Richmond game the last two or
three minutes, so.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
That stepped away from the gathering.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
Had they stepped away from the gathering and it looked
like they were watching a grand in the last few
minutes of a grand viny. It was actually funny to watch,
but there was no way any of these boys were
taking their eyes off the screen. It was quite funny.
So the takeout I think was when there's a family
event on Mother's Day, you say yes to the Mother's
Day picnic, Yeah, and which means you're going to miss
the live game, but your mates are. You're all watching
(31:53):
the app just to see if it's close, and if
it's close, I'm sorry you don't miss the last there
was two points.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Anyone's going to understand two boys.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, these boys are in the wild of their are
in a willed to pint because they're all Eagle supporters. Unfortunately,
it wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Crazy and Lisa
Speaker 13 (32:10):
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