May 7, 2025 • 32 mins
Elliot Yeo gave Clairsy & Lisa a call after surgury on his injured ankle. He told them why he needed to go under the knife, also will he be playing again this year plus the guys also chatted about Jeremy's McGovern's influence on the younger players in the team and whether or not they can beat Richmond this weekend.
In The Shaw Report, A new award for the Golden Globes next year which is a bit of a surprise and some sad news about the lead singer from 3 Doors Down.
Clairsy & Lisa's Poorly Drawn Pets continued today with comedian and tattoo artist Jon Pinder joining the guys for a sketching lesson, where Jon realised just how terrible Lisa is at drawing.
Lisa stubbed her foot on the end of the bed this morning and thought she'd broken a few toes so the guys opened the phone and text line to ask when you have broken a toe.
Lisa told Clairsy the story of a boy in America who used his mums Amazon account to buy 70,000 lollipops.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered by the iHeartRadio app. From ninety six airfam to
wherever you're listening today. This is Clearcy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, John Pinder arm Mate, he
can draw and he joined us to give us some
clips on drawing to help with our poorly drawn pets initiative.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Did you say that dog that he drew?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This ame I did?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That is so incredible, so jealous. West Coast Eagle Elliot
Yo gives an update on his surgery and we talk
about the Eagles. On the weekend, a.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Boy stole his mum's credit card and purchased seventy thousand lollipops.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
The Golden Globes have added a new Ridiculous Award category
and we.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Take calls on the time you Broca toe Eli Yeah Yo.
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Good morning morning, So how are you good?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Where good? You had some surgery. Why how did it go?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I think it went well. Obviously we'll know more in
the coming weeks. So I just start to get moving
and how I pull up and recover. But pretty basic
surgery are just getting a few things taken out and
mainly just a couple of cuts.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, so this is the troublesome ankle.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
It is, unfortunately, So yeah, it was just the hardware
that was in the ankle just wasn't holding up too
well and was aggravating a few things. So yeah, it
was probably best to get it taken out and let
it sort of heal and naturally do its thing. Now,
now that's kind of completely all all the ligaments and
(01:52):
that they feel and think of recovered and healed. So okay, yeah,
yeah that was kind of what was set me back
and not getting me to that next level in terms
of my training load and get moving for Betty to
be basically able to play football.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you think you'll be able to play this season?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful, very hopeful. I think if everything
goes well, I'd like to try and at least be
pushing my name up for you know, some sort of
role or game of football. Towards the towards the around
the buy I reckon. So but that's that's if everything
goes well, and that's if I pick every box and
(02:35):
recovery is perfectly linear, which unfortunately majority of the time
it isn't. So we've just got to hope for the best.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, they need you, yeah, yeah, I really do.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It's frustrating to be sitting on the sidelines and not
being able to help, that's for sure. So that's all
you want to do. You just want to be out
there and try and help your team mates as best
as possibly can. And yeah, it's hard to sit on
the sidelines and watch them. You have no sort of
influence at all when it comes to match day or
game day. So yeah, that's that's a frustrating aspect.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's hard when you're playing against the champion ruckman like
Maxicran to have any impact because he's in stellar form.
Is idiot that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, spoke about it last week. Yeah, yeah, he was
the one to stop and we just couldn't stop him.
So good players like that, when they're when they're on fire,
they are to stop and he was just on another level.
So sitting there at the game watching it was just
the Maxica and show. And unfortunately he's.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Like a giant giant, isn't he so versatile?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So unfortunately we just couldn't get
that done and they arned that costomers as well, amongst
other things as well.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It was a bizarre game because the Eagles couldn't kick
a goal to save their lives in the first, then
they went on a gold blitz in the second, and
then Jeremy McGovern was subbed out and couldn't withstand the
pressure of the attack. Was that the turning point losing Gov?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I think it's certainly. I think he'd be noaive to
think that it wasn't. I mean, Gov was holding down
the four quite well and then for all of a sudden,
you know, for him to go out. He's obviously his
leadership in the back line is you know, you can't
fault that either. So him being able to direct and
instruct players and where they need to be certainly helps
and gives a lot of guidance for a young team
(04:27):
as well. So yeah, it's it's not just the fact
that you know, Jeremy mcgoverned the player, but it's also
Jerem mcgoverned the leader that helped change.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know obviously what he can
do inter that mark and you know he's fantastic at
reading to play it, but he's also very good at
directing and instructing where players.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Need to be. So yeah, that's certainly, that certainly hurt.
And you know that was probably, you know, not the
determining factor, but it was be certainly a factor in
the whole scheme of things as well.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Make Guv's a bit like you you angels, fear to
tread kind of stuff. You stick your head and your
body where it probably shouldn't be at at times. But
it just goes to show that he just get his
heart and soul, isn't he and boarding as.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Well he does. Yeah yeah, Gov is as you said,
he's heart and soul of Wall Club and he gives everything.
I'm sure that he'll be feeling the pinch in a
couple of years time Querod fires and I'll probably be
the same as well with our bodies. But you know,
we talked because we love the game, we love football
club and we love playing for our mates. So yeah,
hopefully the wins can just start coming, because yeah, you know,
(05:36):
you don't want to keep breaking your body for you know,
losing games of football. That's not fine at all.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, it's Richmond now at the mcg on Sunday eleven
ten bounced down for US per time. There'll be no
GOV because of the concussion protocols, no bo Allen because
of suspension. Archer Reid looks like he hurt his lower
leg on Saturday, but he hasn't been named on the
injury list. How's he looking for Sunday?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Look, I think he's got to get through. There's main
training today, so he has to do that and tick
that box. So until until he gets through all of that,
I'm sure that you know, the Menicos will make the
rot this season whether or not he's okay. But yeah,
I'm actually getting into the football club today to catch
up and see everyone. So I've kind of been away
(06:23):
from it all.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But yeah, you're probably you've probably not been in as
soon as I asked you that. Elliott, he's probably at
home with his bo.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I have been. I have been, but I'm heading in
today so hopefully I can see all the team and
the poison archer and get a bit of a vibe.
And yeah, I'm hopeful that he's Ankul will be okay
and that he can play some games because he's going
to be really good football for us, and I think
the more games that we can get into him, the better.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
This is early, you know, the man who's watched everything
on Netflix twice in the past week. Absolutely, I would
imagine a bit of it, if nothing else, a bit
of fun band between the Richmond guys and their former
teammates and Liam Backer and Jack Graham.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I think, so it's going to be good to watch.
I'm sure there'll be there'll be some fiery sort of clashes.
I would have thought it would have been fun to
be out there because it's actually it's pretty funny to
hear what each team's got to say of their ex
teammates and it's actually can be quite fun and you
have a bit of a laugh. So we actually did
(07:29):
something similar. I think it was last year when we
played Richmond, and I think there was talks that Bakes
was coming back to West Coast as well. We were
sort of hotting Bakes and it was a lot of
fun and I think a few of the Richmond boys
jumped on as well rejoin it. So yeah, yeah, obviously
it's it's all quick and it happens quite fast because
(07:51):
the game moves pretty quick, and most of the blokes
are tongue in it, as you can probably tell, because
the game just moves that quick. So there's not a
lot of time for too much to chat. But when
there is, it's actually quite fun.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, you're sitting near each other on the ladder, so
it's one of those games. It's going to be very
matched and will be interesting to see.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
How it goes.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Bounced down. Is ten past eleven our time? Good luck,
good luck with your your ankle. I hope now you've
got all the bits out that are not necessary in
that that it'll heal luck Well, yeah, yeah, that's so
thank you. Thanks Elliet. Take it easy, more crazy, moreaser,
more podcast soon.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The Sure Report on ninety six airm.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, the Golden Globes has announced next year's ceremony. We'll
have a best Podcast category. Really, yes, really, The Globe's president,
Helen Holmes says, as the world of entertainment continues to evolve,
we are excited to recognize new forms of storytelling. Yeah,
but the Golden Globes are about visual arts, don't you think,
(09:03):
I mean, do we really need another category at the
ceremony for this.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Podcasts may sort of argue the point that they actually
do it on zoom and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Now you can see no one really wants to see
people talking. It's not performance sometimes. Can you imagine if
they had an oscar for podcasts and the Academy Award
for Best Podcast goes to some kid with a tape recorder,
a mic and access to YouTube. I mean, that's the thing.
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Speaker 2 (09:41):
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like the Late Smells like the Late. One Direction star
Liam Payne has left behind a fifty million dollar plus
fortune after dying without a will. Paint died age just
thirty one in October last year after falling from a
third floor hotel balcony and Argentina. His ex partner, Cheryl Tweety,
who's also singers. She is the mother of his son.
(10:27):
She will be the one legally responsible for his money
and assets because she was named an administrator for his
stage and I hope that doesn't turn into one of
those big nasty family I think at this stage she's
talking about just putting it all in a trust for
the sun.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, she has a lot of coin. That that's a lot.
What happened to those kids signing contracts and they get
ripped off in.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Music ext I know?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And some sad news Three doors down singer Brad Arnold
has revealed that he's been diagnosed with stage four renal
cell carcinoma, which is a form of kidney cancers. Sadly
announced it has spread to his lung and the prognosis
isn't good.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Rights finds in the building.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yes, he's already Uh, someone who has put their pet
in for a portrait. He's getting a really good deal
because John's already done one while he was waiting, and
it's a proper professional.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
To be fair. That is one of the best looking dogs.
I've ever seen a beautiful dog. It's got it's got
a costume. It's easy to do a nice portrait of
an animal when it looks like it's just popped out
of a disney is it?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Would we say that was aoodle.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It's definitely one of those kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's an noodle for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
It's oh, you're in for a trade.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You are going to frame this beauty. I can't draw.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I haven't seen any of these.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Masterpieces from mister pieces from yesterday, maybe not Marcus in
a number because of.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
No I want. Some years ago, there was a thing
somebody did a drawing competition type thing, didn't they on
the internet? And somebody had drawn this almost felt a
realistic dog. And then some little kid had just sort
of done what was in their heart right and it
was ridiculous and the kid won the competition. But that's
(12:23):
a character thing, isn't it. I don't always have to be.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And what we are doing, this initiative, it's a beautiful
thing that we're doing with the cat. Have to raise money,
it's called poorly drawn pets. Now we are not promising
well you know pets. We are promising amateur sort of
you know, you receive it in the spirit with which
(12:49):
it was intended.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
If anything, for me, I'm dead last because I've renegged
on the dying phto as well as.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
The comedian You are as we know a tattoo as
Where did you know that you could draw?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I started to know that I could draw, or I
started to guess that perhaps I could draw when Mi
Nana was arping on about it. When I was little,
she took me to see Hook. Do you remember Hook?
Some it was largely dismissed that movie, but there's a
certain certain sort of generation of people for whom it
is the holy movie, and I was one of them people.
Robin William you can't beat it as a Peter Pan film.
(13:31):
Julia Roberts with tinker Bell, Yeah, yeah, ideal, that's what
you want in a tinker Bell you want Julia Roberts.
And we went and watched that a cinema in Manchester,
and I came home and apparently drew them in exquisite
detail in Birol. Mi Nana kept him and she'd arup
on about and for years, and when she passed away
(13:51):
and my mum was like clearing out her house and stuff,
she found those drawings. She goes, you never guess what
I've found. She goes, I found you, Peter Pan, and
your captain sent to me god awful, redful drawer for
any age you went from memory, real bad. Yeah, I think,
but I think perhaps she Yeah, I think perhaps she
just decided to instill some confidence in me that kept
me drawing. I don't know, and he just improved and
(14:14):
I was just delusional enough to go along with it
for many years.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Can I just say, John, you do two of the
things for me. You do two of the things that
would be the filming with the most dread. Right, So
you stand on stage and you do comedy and then
you go and put tattoo art on people's bodies. You
can't make a mistake.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, Well, I mean I would argue there that you
do a thing that fills me with the most dread,
which is getting up this earlier. Yeah, everybody's got a
special thing. Yeah, I don't know. They say you can't
make a mistake in tattoos, but I don't know. If
you've walked around many shoppings lately, I would say it's
(14:50):
relatively accepted. Because you walk around any Westfield, you'll be
lucky to spot a good tattoo, right, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, but you standards pretty We're.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Almost proud of it in w A, I think as well.
You know, I think that's why they started doing the
barley sleeve. They sort of want it to look a
little bit.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I was about to say, there's a little bit too
much getting it you know offshore.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't about goods so
much as they are about quick get it down. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I've always been four grand on the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, to drink absolutely, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
All right, now clais is not too bad. You've seen
you saw his cat, and you saw.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm still defending yours, Lisa. I think there's something zen
about it, charm. Yeah, the single lines, see claes, He's
had effort and sketch. You could see that the man
was it was aiming high. Yeah, whereas yours is a
collection of circles swiggles.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, there is a lot of people send us some little,
you know, clues as to how you do draw. It
was usually a cat based on circles. Yeah, is this
is this a thing? Would you recommend? That's my googling
those sort of sides. What would you your biggest.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Usually right, this is legitimate drawing tips, This is this
is no longer going to be having a laugh and
being fun. If I'm boring, I apology, simply yeah. Simplify
it into like you can usually separate things into not
even necessarily circles, but sort of shapes. Like when I
drew that we didly doodle kind of curly. I separated
(16:31):
as we snooter, you know, the snouty bit into a
kind of I don't know, burger bond shape, and then
a little sort of upside down triangle shape for the nose.
The eyes were ovals, do you know what I mean?
And if you look at things in blocks and simplify things,
you can get My daughter has terrible trouble with this
because she always wants things to start looking beautiful and
(16:53):
realistic from the very moment she starts. I just can't,
so she gets so when I was little, and I
would drive my dad and get so angry at me
because I would start to draw a portrait of somebody
and I would have this perfect nose, and then I
would go from there and do the arch of the eyebrow,
and then I'd get this wonderfully realistic eye, and then
I do the other eye, but it was all squiffy
(17:14):
and I would throw it away, Yeah I would. I
would go again, over and over, and it took me
years to realize. Just draw it in very very simple chips. Yeah,
draw a.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Little and then you then you can add to it.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah yeah yeah, go over it and just scribble over
it until it's the big picture, not one fat at
a time. Yeah, that's it. And people don't like People
don't really like neatness. People are overly fixated when they
try and draw something on neatness.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Die in the lines you've got to.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
People don't want that. People like a sketch. People like
it scribbly. If you show somebody at if you've drawn
up a tattoo for somebody, they very rarely. If you've
put all every collar and shade and every nice neat
line in there, that's when they go, do you think
they can change this bit? You think they could put
it if you show them like a really loose scribblem
A guy, that's so good, Yeah, let's do it. Sorry,
(18:06):
that was me imitating my customers.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So John, you think maybe not aim so high next,
because my cat ended up having eyes like Fagan from
all of the Twist.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, you're just reminded me of those medieval cat you know,
in those like Renaissance paintings. It was branding up on
two legs. It was playing a flute, marching into battle.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
John, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Thanks for having us advice.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
We might be able to hit you up for another portrait.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Someone donated one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will do that. Yeah, I'll do that,
and I'll make it real nice because I'm a I'm
a cat person. I like this Cat Haven charity. I'm
a cat person.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Dogs, you know lots. Did the person say I'll give
you a hundred dollars for Lisa Lot to do it?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What it was?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
They probably wanted one of the players. They probably wanted.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's a bit of fun. Yeah, and when you had it,
can you draw Lisa?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I would never I would never never draw a lady
like your friend friends. Yeah, she's wearing the heart of
the ocean.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I was thinking nothing. I was thinking about.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Thank you more.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
More podcasts.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So it's well, actually it's three of them. I did that,
I did that thing.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
This.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I didn't have a good start till the morning because
I did that thing where you stub your toe on
the bed. The bed leg is not like it's not
like a leg, it's you know, one of those sort
of like a I don't know how you describe. It's
a wide piece of wood that comes not just a
singular spindle sort of leg thing. So it's taken out
(19:48):
three toes, and what.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
A way to start the day.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It's you know it, there's not it hurts. This is
this is what happened when I did it.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
A little bit of this work, yeah, exactly that.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
But well it was three toes, so you had to
allow an amount of multiple But I did that thing.
I don't know if you do this when you stub
a toe, you pretend it hasn't you know, it didn't happen,
and it didn't hurt, and you might grab hold of
your toe and you just try to move.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Through it, almost like a denial thing.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It's a denial thing. Do you do that?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No, I swear like a trooper.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I just grab it and it's like it didn't happen.
It didn't happen. Susie nodding. She does it to it
must be a girl thing. And then you sort of
and then you red group and you move on and
you put your shoe on and you get ready to go.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It is a girl thing because you've got far more
pain tolerance we do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh, there's no doubt about it. Who has the babies swearing?
But nothing's broken. They're all good, there's no blood, everything's fine.
But it just hurt at the time. And I think
it hurts more when it's pre four a m.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, I think so. And you're as conscious of making
too much. There's no miserable.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You're on a schedule. You don't have time to sit
there and feel sorry for yourself for five minutes while
you hold your foot was sobbing softly. But nothing's broken.
I did break a toe though once I was doing
something absolutely so stupid. I should have been locked up
for d I Y I know. I was on my
(21:33):
own trying to remove a very heavy cupboard door from
its hinges.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, barefoot.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well actually I had socks on you to.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Break your whole footing.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Not thinking at all. I admit that was the most
one on a scale of stupid things I've done. This
was up there stupid now in terms of the whole
grabbing hold of your foot and pretending it didn't happen
while you just held your foot for a minute. Didn't
didn't come, did.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You come into the discussion.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
It hurt more than anything I've ever done. And I
thought I was too scared to take my sock off
because I thought my toe is going to be off,
is going to be separated from my foot inside this sock,
and I don't want to see it. You know you
watch the blood expand out through the sock. Oh yeah,
I thought this toes off. This, this is an extra
(22:25):
four toes on one foot.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Terrific.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
There are now no more, no more taking doors off.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So no stage you were thinking this patent, this door,
removing doors, It's going to fall down eventually.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So that's how I broke my toe. Have you ever
broken a toe?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Only getting ready for athletics training one morning at about
six in the morning in winter, and you know how
you in the old days, we used to have heaters
that were sort of on the built up a little
bit of built up tiled area and you have your
gas heat to see hyah yeah yeah yeah. I hit
it on there and it was like how much training
you reckon? I did that day? And you can't do
anything about a toe. You can't put a plast No,
(23:00):
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And I mean, I'm to be fair, I'm assuming my
toe was broken that time. And it's never been the same.
It's always been a little bit munted looking.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, yeah, I'm never gonna look at that again. Bloody hell,
I get that thing away from.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I've cleaned it up, made it pretty.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Pretty, pretty dreadful. Was that from the door?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, it's never been quite the same. It took years
and years and before and then it took years for
the nail to grow back in the same way as
other thing would grow back at four times the thickness.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
So no job for you at doors are us?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
How did you break your toe? Gary? And Pierra Waters?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Good mate? How do you do it?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Some years ago, I was picking up a thank you
gasol from the local sur right in the back of
the car. It was rolling around, Oh goss, I'll pull over,
pull over the local Bunning car park and the target
opened up automatic and as it has it opened the
the gaspe rolled out and landing.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Right on my toe.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, big toe, little toe. You're talking big, big big.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
It's a family uh conversation all the time. And and
his broken toesday. It's probably nine years ago. It's still
not right to I will never go back the same.
I can't bend it, and every now and then it.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Still gives me free Did you try now grow back
really thick?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yes, he's got a little helmet now.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
And some poor guy came home and says to me,
are you okay? And I'm popping around the car back
saying no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, I mean I look like it just fell on
this thing, this bottle.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Thanks Gary, Thanks Gary.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
Guys have a good You're.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Lucky to get you nail back. My old man dropped
a battery like a car battery on his toe when
he was young, and his nail never grew back, so
it was always weird looking at Dad's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Toe, Paul in I think it's safety basis, Paul, from safety.
I broke my big toe when I was twelve years
old on the back of the tractor doing fire burn off,
and a forty four gallon drum bounced and landed on
it and.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Chopped the bone and toe off.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
That's what I thought I was going to find in
my sock, Paul. But they sewed it back on. They
saved the day.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Wow. That's in micro surgery is amazing, and Craigs in
wanting to get a Craig High.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
School about fifteen sixteen, a lady young girl next to
me eating her eyes cream, and as you do as
a guy, be in a bit of a lad, I
hit her elbow so it went in her motion up
her nose. Yeah, and she was not happy, so she
chased me and I took it off and I was
running up some steps and instead of up the step,
(25:55):
my foot went straight into the step. As I was running,
ash and my big toe in the hate. She caught
me and the rest of the ice cream got musht
all over.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
My face was broken. She couldn't believe Barley's Barley's. She
really could not believe her good like in your bad like.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I know, and it took years to come good.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
It does.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Have you had ice cream since then? Craiger? Has it
affected you?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah? I still do the elbow thing. I didn't learn.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
But isn't it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You break your leg and it heels a lot quicker
than you know a toe will. It's years before it's
the same again.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
They can do those things.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I made the mistake of clicking on the picture. Mel
sent two toes gone an argument with a front end loader.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, not good.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Mel In Banksy Grove said, I broke my toe while
I was taking a shower. I kicked out a huntsman
that was crawling out of the tap. Oh my god,
the shower was on one of it was one of
those over the bath. So my toe hit the tap,
but the spider got away.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Oh not the only one male who would be kicking
at that thing.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I read this about that story.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, that was well with the EF. I think let's
go to Gooday.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Rachel, Hello, Rachel one you guys, how are you? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Did you break your toe?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I've broken all my toes, some of them more than
one years of horse riding and my folk standing in
the wrong plays. And then last weekend, after you know,
a break of about ten to fifteen years, I tipped
over and broke another toes.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Good.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Nice, you do good.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I probably have the world's ugliest toes.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
So when the weight of a horse is coming down,
that's you must have broken. We have broken more of
your foot than just the toe. Surely that's crushing.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
No, no, just mainly just the toes. You know, you're
aware of where you should be and sometimes you just
forget a little bit, you get your toes caught. So yeah,
and it's like I said, it's entirely my faulk because
I was in the wrong place where I shouldn't have been.
But they're heavy creatures and.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
They don't understand when you say get off.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
They're not even aware there's done.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
What No, that's right?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, thanks, great day, Thanks guys. Dangerous, dangerous spot so dangerous.
Last call the anchor in Lansdale.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Hello, maybe okay, welcome, Hey, how.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
You going good?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
How'd you break your toe?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
It was an Australia day and I've had a couple
of drinks with some friends. Decided to organize some nuggets
and stuff for our kids. Went out to go and
get the tomato sauce in the pantry, walked in, grabbed it,
walked out. Left my little toe inside the pantry as
I was outside, went down as a stack as you
go down to the stack of breeze. Husband looks at it, says,
(28:42):
it's justiflicated. Let me fix that. So he grabs hold
of it and straightens it, and then ended up in
hospital with excruciating pain, waiting to have it confirmed to
give some painkillers. I don't know if it was the
worst was either breaking the toe or having him straighten it.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I would say, like columbe, I'm sort.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Of all curled up into it, because there there is
nothing worse than when you catch that little one on
the edge of something and it stays and you keep going.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What are the smallest things the most? That's incredible, I know, horrible. Yeah,
you have a great one.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It is the worst. The little one is the worst.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm pleased to say. So many text and phones. It
was like a toe jam this morning, which is good
to see.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, this made me laugh this morning. Clarzy, you have kids,
they're obviously they're all grown up now. But did either
of them ever take one of your credit cards or
something hostage and use it?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
No? I never got sprung by that. But one of
them did set up some I don't know family. You know,
you can do your family research kind of thing, those
websites like genealogy, And when my son Sam stayed at
my dad's place to stay a granddad's place. Once, all
of a sudden, about three years later, grand I had
realized there was an account that he was paying for
set up the genealogy for well.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
This is this is a similar thing. A kid in
the US, Kentucky, he is I just ordered seventy thousand
lollipops on Amazon. He's an eight year old boy. You're joking,
lollipop let's count him seventy thousand. No, we won't count.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's going to all that.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
He got access to his mum's Amazon account and ordered
seventy thousand dumb, dumb lollipops. He was going to have
a carnival for his friends and passed them out. Mum
Holly got the four thousand dollar charge about a week later,
before they came. She tried to cancel the order, but
(30:42):
to know, twenty two boxes showed up at her house,
so she's she's got lollipops forever. Family and friends stepped
up to buy boxes off them, and then eventually Amazon
refunded the full purchase amount. Well, I wonder if she
had to round up the lollipops after that and turn
them because by this stage they've been divvied up.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well, they no good ones.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
The elect I mean that the Holy la Favors, her
name is the La Favors family are walking around with
a stick hanging out of their mouth. Chop chop style.
Does that these look like little chop chops for the
next twenty years.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
The local dadis is rubbing his hands together.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Absolutely count he wants. I want the Homer's family, and
I don't do anything to get.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It and everyone they know and what accountival the kid
was planning? How many four has he got?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Seventy thousand?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Won't you with lolly thousand?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Mind you for four thousand dollars? Is that a good
deal of four thousand dollars seventy thousand dollies?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't know that's right to me. Well, it's got
more sense than the fire guy. You know, you could
get a festival together.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Absolutely, I mean, mum's got the you know, the goodie
bags at a birthday party up for time forever.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
In Talisa like sixty eight, that was sixty five?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Absolutely gat anyway? Like happy cards?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes, yeah, take care of business.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Cleazy Lisa
Speaker 5 (32:01):
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Coming up on the podcast, John Pinder arm Mate, he
can draw and he joined us to give us some
clips on drawing to help with our poorly drawn pets initiative.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Did you say that dog that he drew?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This ame I did?
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That is so incredible, so jealous. West Coast Eagle Elliot
Yo gives an update on his surgery and we talk
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Good morning morning, So how are you good?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Where good? You had some surgery. Why how did it go?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I think it went well. Obviously we'll know more in
the coming weeks. So I just start to get moving
and how I pull up and recover. But pretty basic
surgery are just getting a few things taken out and
mainly just a couple of cuts.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, so this is the troublesome ankle.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
It is, unfortunately, So yeah, it was just the hardware
that was in the ankle just wasn't holding up too
well and was aggravating a few things. So yeah, it
was probably best to get it taken out and let
it sort of heal and naturally do its thing. Now,
now that's kind of completely all all the ligaments and
(01:52):
that they feel and think of recovered and healed. So okay, yeah,
yeah that was kind of what was set me back
and not getting me to that next level in terms
of my training load and get moving for Betty to
be basically able to play football.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you think you'll be able to play this season?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful, very hopeful. I think if everything
goes well, I'd like to try and at least be
pushing my name up for you know, some sort of
role or game of football. Towards the towards the around
the buy I reckon. So but that's that's if everything
goes well, and that's if I pick every box and
(02:35):
recovery is perfectly linear, which unfortunately majority of the time
it isn't. So we've just got to hope for the best.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, they need you, yeah, yeah, I really do.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It's frustrating to be sitting on the sidelines and not
being able to help, that's for sure. So that's all
you want to do. You just want to be out
there and try and help your team mates as best
as possibly can. And yeah, it's hard to sit on
the sidelines and watch them. You have no sort of
influence at all when it comes to match day or
game day. So yeah, that's that's a frustrating aspect.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's hard when you're playing against the champion ruckman like
Maxicran to have any impact because he's in stellar form.
Is idiot that.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yeah, spoke about it last week. Yeah, yeah, he was
the one to stop and we just couldn't stop him.
So good players like that, when they're when they're on fire,
they are to stop and he was just on another level.
So sitting there at the game watching it was just
the Maxica and show. And unfortunately he's.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Like a giant giant, isn't he so versatile?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So unfortunately we just couldn't get
that done and they arned that costomers as well, amongst
other things as well.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It was a bizarre game because the Eagles couldn't kick
a goal to save their lives in the first, then
they went on a gold blitz in the second, and
then Jeremy McGovern was subbed out and couldn't withstand the
pressure of the attack. Was that the turning point losing Gov?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I think it's certainly. I think he'd be noaive to
think that it wasn't. I mean, Gov was holding down
the four quite well and then for all of a sudden,
you know, for him to go out. He's obviously his
leadership in the back line is you know, you can't
fault that either. So him being able to direct and
instruct players and where they need to be certainly helps
and gives a lot of guidance for a young team
(04:27):
as well. So yeah, it's it's not just the fact
that you know, Jeremy mcgoverned the player, but it's also
Jerem mcgoverned the leader that helped change.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know obviously what he can
do inter that mark and you know he's fantastic at
reading to play it, but he's also very good at
directing and instructing where players.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Need to be. So yeah, that's certainly, that certainly hurt.
And you know that was probably, you know, not the
determining factor, but it was be certainly a factor in
the whole scheme of things as well.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Make Guv's a bit like you you angels, fear to
tread kind of stuff. You stick your head and your
body where it probably shouldn't be at at times. But
it just goes to show that he just get his
heart and soul, isn't he and boarding as.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Well he does. Yeah yeah, Gov is as you said,
he's heart and soul of Wall Club and he gives everything.
I'm sure that he'll be feeling the pinch in a
couple of years time Querod fires and I'll probably be
the same as well with our bodies. But you know,
we talked because we love the game, we love football
club and we love playing for our mates. So yeah,
hopefully the wins can just start coming, because yeah, you know,
(05:36):
you don't want to keep breaking your body for you know,
losing games of football. That's not fine at all.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, it's Richmond now at the mcg on Sunday eleven
ten bounced down for US per time. There'll be no
GOV because of the concussion protocols, no bo Allen because
of suspension. Archer Reid looks like he hurt his lower
leg on Saturday, but he hasn't been named on the
injury list. How's he looking for Sunday?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Look, I think he's got to get through. There's main
training today, so he has to do that and tick
that box. So until until he gets through all of that,
I'm sure that you know, the Menicos will make the
rot this season whether or not he's okay. But yeah,
I'm actually getting into the football club today to catch
up and see everyone. So I've kind of been away
(06:23):
from it all.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But yeah, you're probably you've probably not been in as
soon as I asked you that. Elliott, he's probably at
home with his bo.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I have been. I have been, but I'm heading in
today so hopefully I can see all the team and
the poison archer and get a bit of a vibe.
And yeah, I'm hopeful that he's Ankul will be okay
and that he can play some games because he's going
to be really good football for us, and I think
the more games that we can get into him, the better.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
This is early, you know, the man who's watched everything
on Netflix twice in the past week. Absolutely, I would
imagine a bit of it, if nothing else, a bit
of fun band between the Richmond guys and their former
teammates and Liam Backer and Jack Graham.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I think, so it's going to be good to watch.
I'm sure there'll be there'll be some fiery sort of clashes.
I would have thought it would have been fun to
be out there because it's actually it's pretty funny to
hear what each team's got to say of their ex
teammates and it's actually can be quite fun and you
have a bit of a laugh. So we actually did
(07:29):
something similar. I think it was last year when we
played Richmond, and I think there was talks that Bakes
was coming back to West Coast as well. We were
sort of hotting Bakes and it was a lot of
fun and I think a few of the Richmond boys
jumped on as well rejoin it. So yeah, yeah, obviously
it's it's all quick and it happens quite fast because
(07:51):
the game moves pretty quick, and most of the blokes
are tongue in it, as you can probably tell, because
the game just moves that quick. So there's not a
lot of time for too much to chat. But when
there is, it's actually quite fun.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, you're sitting near each other on the ladder, so
it's one of those games. It's going to be very
matched and will be interesting to see.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
How it goes.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Bounced down. Is ten past eleven our time? Good luck,
good luck with your your ankle. I hope now you've
got all the bits out that are not necessary in
that that it'll heal luck Well, yeah, yeah, that's so
thank you. Thanks Elliet. Take it easy, more crazy, moreaser,
more podcast soon.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
The Sure Report on ninety six airm.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, the Golden Globes has announced next year's ceremony. We'll
have a best Podcast category. Really, yes, really, The Globe's president,
Helen Holmes says, as the world of entertainment continues to evolve,
we are excited to recognize new forms of storytelling. Yeah,
but the Golden Globes are about visual arts, don't you think,
(09:03):
I mean, do we really need another category at the
ceremony for this.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Podcasts may sort of argue the point that they actually
do it on zoom and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Now you can see no one really wants to see
people talking. It's not performance sometimes. Can you imagine if
they had an oscar for podcasts and the Academy Award
for Best Podcast goes to some kid with a tape recorder,
a mic and access to YouTube. I mean, that's the thing.
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Okay.
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(10:05):
like the Late Smells like the Late. One Direction star
Liam Payne has left behind a fifty million dollar plus
fortune after dying without a will. Paint died age just
thirty one in October last year after falling from a
third floor hotel balcony and Argentina. His ex partner, Cheryl Tweety,
who's also singers. She is the mother of his son.
(10:27):
She will be the one legally responsible for his money
and assets because she was named an administrator for his
stage and I hope that doesn't turn into one of
those big nasty family I think at this stage she's
talking about just putting it all in a trust for
the sun.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, she has a lot of coin. That that's a lot.
What happened to those kids signing contracts and they get
ripped off in.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Music ext I know?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And some sad news Three doors down singer Brad Arnold
has revealed that he's been diagnosed with stage four renal
cell carcinoma, which is a form of kidney cancers. Sadly
announced it has spread to his lung and the prognosis
isn't good.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Rights finds in the building.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yes, he's already Uh, someone who has put their pet
in for a portrait. He's getting a really good deal
because John's already done one while he was waiting, and
it's a proper professional.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
To be fair. That is one of the best looking dogs.
I've ever seen a beautiful dog. It's got it's got
a costume. It's easy to do a nice portrait of
an animal when it looks like it's just popped out
of a disney is it?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Would we say that was aoodle.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It's definitely one of those kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's an noodle for sure.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
It's oh, you're in for a trade.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You are going to frame this beauty. I can't draw.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I haven't seen any of these.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Masterpieces from mister pieces from yesterday, maybe not Marcus in
a number because of.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
No I want. Some years ago, there was a thing
somebody did a drawing competition type thing, didn't they on
the internet? And somebody had drawn this almost felt a
realistic dog. And then some little kid had just sort
of done what was in their heart right and it
was ridiculous and the kid won the competition. But that's
(12:23):
a character thing, isn't it. I don't always have to be.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And what we are doing, this initiative, it's a beautiful
thing that we're doing with the cat. Have to raise money,
it's called poorly drawn pets. Now we are not promising
well you know pets. We are promising amateur sort of
you know, you receive it in the spirit with which
(12:49):
it was intended.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
If anything, for me, I'm dead last because I've renegged
on the dying phto as well as.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
The comedian You are as we know a tattoo as
Where did you know that you could draw?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I started to know that I could draw, or I
started to guess that perhaps I could draw when Mi
Nana was arping on about it. When I was little,
she took me to see Hook. Do you remember Hook?
Some it was largely dismissed that movie, but there's a
certain certain sort of generation of people for whom it
is the holy movie, and I was one of them people.
Robin William you can't beat it as a Peter Pan film.
(13:31):
Julia Roberts with tinker Bell, Yeah, yeah, ideal, that's what
you want in a tinker Bell you want Julia Roberts.
And we went and watched that a cinema in Manchester,
and I came home and apparently drew them in exquisite
detail in Birol. Mi Nana kept him and she'd arup
on about and for years, and when she passed away
(13:51):
and my mum was like clearing out her house and stuff,
she found those drawings. She goes, you never guess what
I've found. She goes, I found you, Peter Pan, and
your captain sent to me god awful, redful drawer for
any age you went from memory, real bad. Yeah, I think,
but I think perhaps she Yeah, I think perhaps she
just decided to instill some confidence in me that kept
me drawing. I don't know, and he just improved and
(14:14):
I was just delusional enough to go along with it
for many years.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Can I just say, John, you do two of the
things for me. You do two of the things that
would be the filming with the most dread. Right, So
you stand on stage and you do comedy and then
you go and put tattoo art on people's bodies. You
can't make a mistake.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, Well, I mean I would argue there that you
do a thing that fills me with the most dread,
which is getting up this earlier. Yeah, everybody's got a
special thing. Yeah, I don't know. They say you can't
make a mistake in tattoos, but I don't know. If
you've walked around many shoppings lately, I would say it's
(14:50):
relatively accepted. Because you walk around any Westfield, you'll be
lucky to spot a good tattoo, right, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, but you standards pretty We're.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Almost proud of it in w A, I think as well.
You know, I think that's why they started doing the
barley sleeve. They sort of want it to look a
little bit.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I was about to say, there's a little bit too
much getting it you know offshore.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't about goods so
much as they are about quick get it down. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I've always been four grand on the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, to drink absolutely, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
All right, now clais is not too bad. You've seen
you saw his cat, and you saw.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm still defending yours, Lisa. I think there's something zen
about it, charm. Yeah, the single lines, see claes, He's
had effort and sketch. You could see that the man
was it was aiming high. Yeah, whereas yours is a
collection of circles swiggles.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, there is a lot of people send us some little,
you know, clues as to how you do draw. It
was usually a cat based on circles. Yeah, is this
is this a thing? Would you recommend? That's my googling
those sort of sides. What would you your biggest.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Usually right, this is legitimate drawing tips, This is this
is no longer going to be having a laugh and
being fun. If I'm boring, I apology, simply yeah. Simplify
it into like you can usually separate things into not
even necessarily circles, but sort of shapes. Like when I
drew that we didly doodle kind of curly. I separated
(16:31):
as we snooter, you know, the snouty bit into a
kind of I don't know, burger bond shape, and then
a little sort of upside down triangle shape for the nose.
The eyes were ovals, do you know what I mean?
And if you look at things in blocks and simplify things,
you can get My daughter has terrible trouble with this
because she always wants things to start looking beautiful and
(16:53):
realistic from the very moment she starts. I just can't,
so she gets so when I was little, and I
would drive my dad and get so angry at me
because I would start to draw a portrait of somebody
and I would have this perfect nose, and then I
would go from there and do the arch of the eyebrow,
and then I'd get this wonderfully realistic eye, and then
I do the other eye, but it was all squiffy
(17:14):
and I would throw it away, Yeah I would. I
would go again, over and over, and it took me
years to realize. Just draw it in very very simple chips. Yeah,
draw a.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Little and then you then you can add to it.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah yeah yeah, go over it and just scribble over
it until it's the big picture, not one fat at
a time. Yeah, that's it. And people don't like People
don't really like neatness. People are overly fixated when they
try and draw something on neatness.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Die in the lines you've got to.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
People don't want that. People like a sketch. People like
it scribbly. If you show somebody at if you've drawn
up a tattoo for somebody, they very rarely. If you've
put all every collar and shade and every nice neat
line in there, that's when they go, do you think
they can change this bit? You think they could put
it if you show them like a really loose scribblem
A guy, that's so good, Yeah, let's do it. Sorry,
(18:06):
that was me imitating my customers.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So John, you think maybe not aim so high next,
because my cat ended up having eyes like Fagan from
all of the Twist.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, you're just reminded me of those medieval cat you know,
in those like Renaissance paintings. It was branding up on
two legs. It was playing a flute, marching into battle.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
John, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Thanks for having us advice.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
We might be able to hit you up for another portrait.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Someone donated one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will do that. Yeah, I'll do that,
and I'll make it real nice because I'm a I'm
a cat person. I like this Cat Haven charity. I'm
a cat person.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Dogs, you know lots. Did the person say I'll give
you a hundred dollars for Lisa Lot to do it?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What it was?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
They probably wanted one of the players. They probably wanted.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's a bit of fun. Yeah, and when you had it,
can you draw Lisa?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I would never I would never never draw a lady
like your friend friends. Yeah, she's wearing the heart of
the ocean.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I was thinking nothing. I was thinking about.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Thank you more.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
More podcasts.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So it's well, actually it's three of them. I did that,
I did that thing.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
This.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I didn't have a good start till the morning because
I did that thing where you stub your toe on
the bed. The bed leg is not like it's not
like a leg, it's you know, one of those sort
of like a I don't know how you describe. It's
a wide piece of wood that comes not just a
singular spindle sort of leg thing. So it's taken out
(19:48):
three toes, and what.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
A way to start the day.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It's you know it, there's not it hurts. This is
this is what happened when I did it.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
A little bit of this work, yeah, exactly that.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
But well it was three toes, so you had to
allow an amount of multiple But I did that thing.
I don't know if you do this when you stub
a toe, you pretend it hasn't you know, it didn't happen,
and it didn't hurt, and you might grab hold of
your toe and you just try to move.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Through it, almost like a denial thing.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It's a denial thing. Do you do that?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No, I swear like a trooper.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I just grab it and it's like it didn't happen.
It didn't happen. Susie nodding. She does it to it
must be a girl thing. And then you sort of
and then you red group and you move on and
you put your shoe on and you get ready to go.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It is a girl thing because you've got far more
pain tolerance we do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh, there's no doubt about it. Who has the babies swearing?
But nothing's broken. They're all good, there's no blood, everything's fine.
But it just hurt at the time. And I think
it hurts more when it's pre four a m.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, I think so. And you're as conscious of making
too much. There's no miserable.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You're on a schedule. You don't have time to sit
there and feel sorry for yourself for five minutes while
you hold your foot was sobbing softly. But nothing's broken.
I did break a toe though once I was doing
something absolutely so stupid. I should have been locked up
for d I Y I know. I was on my
(21:33):
own trying to remove a very heavy cupboard door from
its hinges.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, barefoot.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well actually I had socks on you to.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Break your whole footing.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Not thinking at all. I admit that was the most
one on a scale of stupid things I've done. This
was up there stupid now in terms of the whole
grabbing hold of your foot and pretending it didn't happen
while you just held your foot for a minute. Didn't
didn't come, did.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You come into the discussion.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
It hurt more than anything I've ever done. And I
thought I was too scared to take my sock off
because I thought my toe is going to be off,
is going to be separated from my foot inside this sock,
and I don't want to see it. You know you
watch the blood expand out through the sock. Oh yeah,
I thought this toes off. This, this is an extra
(22:25):
four toes on one foot.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Terrific.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
There are now no more, no more taking doors off.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
So no stage you were thinking this patent, this door,
removing doors, It's going to fall down eventually.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
So that's how I broke my toe. Have you ever
broken a toe?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Only getting ready for athletics training one morning at about
six in the morning in winter, and you know how
you in the old days, we used to have heaters
that were sort of on the built up a little
bit of built up tiled area and you have your
gas heat to see hyah yeah yeah yeah. I hit
it on there and it was like how much training
you reckon? I did that day? And you can't do
anything about a toe. You can't put a plast No,
(23:00):
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
And I mean, I'm to be fair, I'm assuming my
toe was broken that time. And it's never been the same.
It's always been a little bit munted looking.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Well, yeah, I'm never gonna look at that again. Bloody hell,
I get that thing away from.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I've cleaned it up, made it pretty.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Pretty, pretty dreadful. Was that from the door?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, it's never been quite the same. It took years
and years and before and then it took years for
the nail to grow back in the same way as
other thing would grow back at four times the thickness.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
So no job for you at doors are us?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
How did you break your toe? Gary? And Pierra Waters?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Good mate? How do you do it?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Some years ago, I was picking up a thank you
gasol from the local sur right in the back of
the car. It was rolling around, Oh goss, I'll pull over,
pull over the local Bunning car park and the target
opened up automatic and as it has it opened the
the gaspe rolled out and landing.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Right on my toe.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, big toe, little toe. You're talking big, big big.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
It's a family uh conversation all the time. And and
his broken toesday. It's probably nine years ago. It's still
not right to I will never go back the same.
I can't bend it, and every now and then it.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Still gives me free Did you try now grow back
really thick?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yes, he's got a little helmet now.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
And some poor guy came home and says to me,
are you okay? And I'm popping around the car back
saying no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
No, I mean I look like it just fell on
this thing, this bottle.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Thanks Gary, Thanks Gary.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
Guys have a good You're.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Lucky to get you nail back. My old man dropped
a battery like a car battery on his toe when
he was young, and his nail never grew back, so
it was always weird looking at Dad's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Toe, Paul in I think it's safety basis, Paul, from safety.
I broke my big toe when I was twelve years
old on the back of the tractor doing fire burn off,
and a forty four gallon drum bounced and landed on
it and.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Chopped the bone and toe off.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
That's what I thought I was going to find in
my sock, Paul. But they sewed it back on. They
saved the day.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Wow. That's in micro surgery is amazing, and Craigs in
wanting to get a Craig High.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
School about fifteen sixteen, a lady young girl next to
me eating her eyes cream, and as you do as
a guy, be in a bit of a lad, I
hit her elbow so it went in her motion up
her nose. Yeah, and she was not happy, so she
chased me and I took it off and I was
running up some steps and instead of up the step,
(25:55):
my foot went straight into the step. As I was running,
ash and my big toe in the hate. She caught
me and the rest of the ice cream got musht
all over.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
My face was broken. She couldn't believe Barley's Barley's. She
really could not believe her good like in your bad like.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I know, and it took years to come good.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
It does.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Have you had ice cream since then? Craiger? Has it
affected you?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah? I still do the elbow thing. I didn't learn.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
But isn't it.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You break your leg and it heels a lot quicker
than you know a toe will. It's years before it's
the same again.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
They can do those things.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I made the mistake of clicking on the picture. Mel
sent two toes gone an argument with a front end loader.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, not good.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Mel In Banksy Grove said, I broke my toe while
I was taking a shower. I kicked out a huntsman
that was crawling out of the tap. Oh my god,
the shower was on one of it was one of
those over the bath. So my toe hit the tap,
but the spider got away.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Oh not the only one male who would be kicking
at that thing.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I read this about that story.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, that was well with the EF. I think let's
go to Gooday.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Rachel, Hello, Rachel one you guys, how are you? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Did you break your toe?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I've broken all my toes, some of them more than
one years of horse riding and my folk standing in
the wrong plays. And then last weekend, after you know,
a break of about ten to fifteen years, I tipped
over and broke another toes.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Good.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Nice, you do good.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I probably have the world's ugliest toes.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
So when the weight of a horse is coming down,
that's you must have broken. We have broken more of
your foot than just the toe. Surely that's crushing.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
No, no, just mainly just the toes. You know, you're
aware of where you should be and sometimes you just
forget a little bit, you get your toes caught. So yeah,
and it's like I said, it's entirely my faulk because
I was in the wrong place where I shouldn't have been.
But they're heavy creatures and.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
They don't understand when you say get off.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
They're not even aware there's done.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
What No, that's right?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, thanks, great day, Thanks guys. Dangerous, dangerous spot so dangerous.
Last call the anchor in Lansdale.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Hello, maybe okay, welcome, Hey, how.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
You going good?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
How'd you break your toe?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
It was an Australia day and I've had a couple
of drinks with some friends. Decided to organize some nuggets
and stuff for our kids. Went out to go and
get the tomato sauce in the pantry, walked in, grabbed it,
walked out. Left my little toe inside the pantry as
I was outside, went down as a stack as you
go down to the stack of breeze. Husband looks at it, says,
(28:42):
it's justiflicated. Let me fix that. So he grabs hold
of it and straightens it, and then ended up in
hospital with excruciating pain, waiting to have it confirmed to
give some painkillers. I don't know if it was the
worst was either breaking the toe or having him straighten it.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I would say, like columbe, I'm sort.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Of all curled up into it, because there there is
nothing worse than when you catch that little one on
the edge of something and it stays and you keep going.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What are the smallest things the most? That's incredible, I know, horrible. Yeah,
you have a great one.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It is the worst. The little one is the worst.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm pleased to say. So many text and phones. It
was like a toe jam this morning, which is good
to see.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Okay, this made me laugh this morning. Clarzy, you have kids,
they're obviously they're all grown up now. But did either
of them ever take one of your credit cards or
something hostage and use it?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
No? I never got sprung by that. But one of
them did set up some I don't know family. You know,
you can do your family research kind of thing, those
websites like genealogy, And when my son Sam stayed at
my dad's place to stay a granddad's place. Once, all
of a sudden, about three years later, grand I had
realized there was an account that he was paying for
set up the genealogy for well.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
This is this is a similar thing. A kid in
the US, Kentucky, he is I just ordered seventy thousand
lollipops on Amazon. He's an eight year old boy. You're joking,
lollipop let's count him seventy thousand. No, we won't count.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's going to all that.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
He got access to his mum's Amazon account and ordered
seventy thousand dumb, dumb lollipops. He was going to have
a carnival for his friends and passed them out. Mum
Holly got the four thousand dollar charge about a week later,
before they came. She tried to cancel the order, but
(30:42):
to know, twenty two boxes showed up at her house,
so she's she's got lollipops forever. Family and friends stepped
up to buy boxes off them, and then eventually Amazon
refunded the full purchase amount. Well, I wonder if she
had to round up the lollipops after that and turn
them because by this stage they've been divvied up.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well, they no good ones.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
The elect I mean that the Holy la Favors, her
name is the La Favors family are walking around with
a stick hanging out of their mouth. Chop chop style.
Does that these look like little chop chops for the
next twenty years.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
The local dadis is rubbing his hands together.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Absolutely count he wants. I want the Homer's family, and
I don't do anything to get.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It and everyone they know and what accountival the kid
was planning? How many four has he got?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Seventy thousand?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Won't you with lolly thousand?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Mind you for four thousand dollars? Is that a good
deal of four thousand dollars seventy thousand dollies?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't know that's right to me. Well, it's got
more sense than the fire guy. You know, you could
get a festival together.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Absolutely, I mean, mum's got the you know, the goodie
bags at a birthday party up for time forever.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
In Talisa like sixty eight, that was sixty five?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Absolutely gat anyway? Like happy cards?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes, yeah, take care of business.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Cleazy Lisa
Speaker 5 (32:01):
MHM
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