May 8, 2025 • 30 mins
Lisa told Clairsy about the names that you legally can't call your child in Australia and some of them were quite bizarre.
Barra was in after The Dockers defeat to Collingwood last night at Optus Stadium plus he has given a bold prediction about Sunday's Eagles/Richmond clash.
Clairsy's wife Lori hates cockroaches and she's found one that is apparently the size of a horse in their garage. Clairsy told Lisa how that has unraveled over the past few days.
It's Mother's Day on Sunday so Clairsy & Lisa opened the phones and text line to ask, How have you turned into your mother.
Poorly Drawn Pets is Clairsy and Lisa's fundraising initiative for The Cat Haven. You send them a photo of your pet, make a small donation to Cat Haven and they'll draw your pet for you...poorly! Today the guys had their first crack and it was better than any of us, including them expected.
In The Shaw Report, we have a new Pope but you won't believe what some of the Cardinals watched before they went in to vote.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Whenever You're listening today. This is Clesy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, we have a list, a
list of the names you legally cannot name your child
in Australia.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Don't call you kid, dickhead. Apparently. Barrett talks about Frego's
loss of course to the Pies and Way's new team.
Here come to the ears.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
CLEAs his wife met the biggest cockroach in the Southern Hemisphere.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
She put a saddle on it. The cardinals watched conclave
to prepare picking the next Pope or Leo.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's true with goals on how you have turned into
your mother, And.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
We lived up to the name of the segment, poorly
drawn pets by attempting our first sketches. She I thought
yours was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
What is in a name? A lot?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Apparently in some cases enough to make it illegal, actually illegal.
A list has been compiled of eighty nine names which
cannot be bestowed on children born in Australia. Well, I guess,
I mean, at least you can't put it on the
birth certificate, right, I suppose you can call them anything
you want. And while some names on the list might
seem like the usual suspects, like you know, Adolf Hitler
(01:09):
that's on the list, there are some that might surprise.
Each Australian state and territory has its own Birth, Deaths
and Marriages Registration Act. The names are examples of those
banded nationwide under Australian naming laws these names. Names cannot
be offensive or obscene. They cannot resemble an official rank
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or title.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I was not aware of that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So there's a lot on here, like admiral, Bishop, brigadier, barons, cadet, captain,
chief there, constable, fair enough, commodore, commissioner, commander, emperor. I
didn't know that one. But so they're not allowed. They
can't be too long or contained symbols. Oh, you'd be
in trouble in la musque. They can't be numbers or
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punctuation marks, and names which could be considered misleading.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Are out as well.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Now here's what I want you to remember before we
go through some of the names on this list. To
get banned, someone had to try to name their kid
this name in the first place. Right, Okay, now I've
already mentioned bong head. Who is calling their child bong head.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Now.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Obviously, obviously Christ and Jesus Christ are out, although I
know people who thought their name was Jesus Christ up
until they were about seven.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
About cyanide is out? Really, dickhead can't do it?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why little?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
But how many kids have been called dick kids?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Just like you said, it's just not a lad on
the page. It's weird.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Harry Potter is not allowed. But there was a Channel ten.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
A journalist called Harry Potter was there was, Yeah, he was,
he was really he was really old school police around
and I just remember him doing a story once and
he said, because I used to end his report Harry
Potter ten News, and he said, the headless corpse was
found face down.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
And I just thought that was one of the funnies.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
He wasn't me and muggle The headless.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Corpse was found face down, Harry Potter. Anyway, that's another story.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Lady. You can't have that. You can't have iMac.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Oh, so big Key is on the list too, I see, yep,
what's big brands.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You can't have Medicare Messiah, Marijuana or ned Kelly.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You can't have Natella. Oh, you can't be panties.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
What's wrong with pulling your kid panties?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now, let me have a look under m again. No,
that's not there. You can't have passport. Why would your
name be.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Passport about RoboCop?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
RoboCop?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You can't be scrotum, semen, satan or saints.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well you were even to start with. I guess well
partly one of.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Cut one of kardashians kids is called saint.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, you cannot be called premier, president, prime minister, or
prince or princess.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
You can't be called thong, oh, flip flop. You can't
be called smelly snort or virgin.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
There are all the three things used to call me
smelly snorting, virgil, not all at once, version.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Of the ridiculous, used to say it quite often, but
other than that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So there is a full list, which you can find
online if you care too. Just to be sure that
you're not you're not going to run the god letter
of being knocked back with your names. But bong head,
trying to get my head around that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Let's talk sport with a barrage.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
When you've got to get work, you've got to get
into work, blubber there eight trade stores are everywhere, so
when you need it you can get it or check
out work clobber dot com dot at you.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Barah, good morning morning.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
You would have been at the game last.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Night, I no, I actually I had to stay home.
I couldn't leave my bathroom basically because preparing for.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Pairing for a little procedure.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes, the old Bowl prep is. It's really good.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
So yeah, delicious too to lose.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Weight, but it yeah, yeah, it was like the game
just ended five minutes ago. But yeah, look the Dockers
obviously lost by fourteen points to Collingwood. Massive crowd. As
I was driving in, I heard you guys talking about
almost fifty thousand.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
It was forty seven to seven, and a.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Big Collingwood presence, too, wasn't it. How they ever travel?
I suppose, but I think glass. I'm going the glass
half full. Still a lot of angry Frio fans out there,
at least about losing again back to back games. But
it was so much better, so much better than last week,
like they and much better effort had a real crack
(05:47):
and all the stats, apart from the most important one,
all the stats pointed to a FREEO win. They had
seventy six more possessions. They had twenty nine more inside fifties.
How they didn't win with that? How many inside fifties
A had but they only had six marks So the
ball went in there sixty odd times but they only
marked at six times.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Very good.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, I think they took sixteen intercept possession.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I think the stat that most people were concerned about
was the fact that Collingwood had four of its best
players out.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, all right, so let's go to Collingwood more polish.
That's why they won. But that you're right least that
was a win for the Ages off a five day
break traveling, So no club this year is won off
a five day break and traveling as well. They left
those four stars at home. Nick Dekos looked sore, he's
got a hip or something. Yeah, and he got tagged
(06:36):
by Wagner and he went forward and still kicked the goal.
They had to travel to Perth. They got smashed in
the clearances. Luckie Shuts got knocked out still side Bottom
was already subbed and still won.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Actually, how did they lose? Free?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
But seriously, they probably should have won for you, yeah,
I mean, Pies fans will hate that. But and they
really missed our man Hayden Young because he's the guy
who can deliver the ball in I had fifty beautiful
target every time. Yeah, so that made it made it tough.
Jordan Jordan Clark was outstanding, wasn't he thirty three possessions.
You would have loved this least. Alex Pierce kicked a goal.
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So he's the defender obviously, and he went forward and
kicked a goal, a rare goal. And it was the
one year anniversary of the passing of Cam McCarthy.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Mcam McCarthy, you played for free. It was one of
his very good friends.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And he kissed his wrist, didn't He had his head
Cam's name on his wrist and he kissed his wrist
and looked up.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's funny because he kicked a goal in the drawn
game against Collingwood here last year and he did the
same thing. He was pointing to the sky because it
was after the passing of Cam. Yeah, one year anniversary.
And then Locky Shultz do you remember Lockey Schultz. Le's
playing for Freemantle. He's really nice guy, little guy.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
They've always had nice Lockies.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, well the little guy Lucky Shultz. He got concussed,
but he was doing the sort of arm up disturbing
to watch, and it's frightening, it's horrific. It's not great
for kids. And they didn't stop the game. The umpire
didn't see him there weird writhing like and then he
(08:09):
got up and then fell back down. Yeah, so we wish.
I love lockey short, so wish our best to him
as well.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Have you never been can cast touch wood?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And so I can't imagine how disorientated they must be
when they could. When you see them and they stand
and they clearly don't know what is going on.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Weird feeling you.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Can customing you've got the broken cheek bone.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Day, Yeah, first game, it happened to me once. But
the funny bit is when you can't remember what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That has that ever happened to you much least you
can't remember what had happened the night before, not even after.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
A really big marsh by youth.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, sure, that's me.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Every time I go to the bathroom coming home for.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Do not recall, sorry you're recollection.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Did you see how in the last few minutes the
coach of the Collingwood coach and steel side Bottom on
the bench, how happy they were, how important?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then the camera came on and they went stop smiling,
stop smiling.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Huge grins because in away game in Perth against the Docors.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And still still two minutes to go. It's like when
you go in the pantry, you know, wait, what do
come the pantry for? That's the worst the front room again,
you haven't got.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
To that age.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I know, I actually have.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You would not smartest I know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All right, So Sean Darcy injured his knee as well,
so not great news. Yeah, so Eagles play on Mother's Day. First,
they only play one game at the MCG this year,
so they're going to totally embrace that because a lot
of the young guys haven't even played at the G.
So it's exciting times. I think they might beat the Tigers.
I feel like they feel good about it.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Don't even match up.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, it is at least.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Both crap you reckon, Well, they're both you know, riding
low on the on the ladder.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Well, I'll tell you what if Baker and Graham have
a day out against their old teammates.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I'll be excited and mc walty is to coach
Richmond at one stage. As long as it's not a
Mother's Day massacre.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
We are happy.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Here they come to Bears.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Here come to Bears, the Perth Bears, new Rugby League team,
new NRL team.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Least any questions you'd like to ask.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Me about that?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Why Bears?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, Well, because basically they've taken on, taken on the
North Sydney Bears.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It's a bit of it like a Brisbane Lions.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, a bit of a fitzroy takes on. It goes
to Brisbane, that sort of thing. It's a little bit
like that, isn't it. They've got two hundred thousand members
and they've thought, you know what, let's just bring back
the Bears. It's created a lot of hype in Sydney
because North Sydney was a very popular brand and they've
got North Sydney. OVAL's magnificent and they're going to play
all their obviously all their home games away games in Sydney,
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most of them.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Grizzly bear, drop bear.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Bear bear, Yeah, scary bear.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
He's not even a bear? Is it a bear?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
That's a little massupial thing.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
How much ka.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Call them bear? That got a question. You played for
the Reds, right, yes, why is it different? But the
red was Super League. Part of the NERLA was a
breakaway competition.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
So so this is why I think it'll work, because
the Reds was Western Reds was working. It was thirty
years ago, okay, so ironically thirty years since. You know,
Rodney Howe and Mark Guyer and Julian O'Neill, Willian all
those wild men. So what happened was, though they the
competition basically got a huge broad between you of Super League.
(11:50):
But when news Limited tried to take on Packets, so
Packer versus Murdoch, and they went for two comps and
there was two competitions.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
For one World Series League.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then they came back together and
they said, oh, bugg of this bug of Perth. Bugger
at adelaid, let's get rid of them and just consolidate.
It's been thirty years since since I know, it's incredible.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Thirty years since those great big blokes were smashing you.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's a collision sport, not a contact sport. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's frightening. But enough about that. The Perth Bears, yeah
to hear so a lot of league fans very excited.
Just a couple of things overnight.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
How good's this?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The Spurs angposter Coglo Spurs. They've reached the Europa Cup
final after a two nil win over this Norwegian team
boder Glimted. So they actually played Manchester United in a final.
So the whole thing. Everyone's been trying to sack Angs
all year. All right, and he said, normally in my
second year, I win a trophy and now the prophecy
(12:47):
may come Astradama. He's going to look like an absolute genius.
So well done to Spurs, Well done to a big
final coming up Arsenal blew it. So Tim McMillan's like
on Suicide Watch. He's just absolutely blown. I shouldn't said that.
He just loves Arsenal. And along they missed out on
the Champions League, finally got beaten by Paris Saint Germain.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
D J French? Great? Great?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Last on that was what are we on here? Anyway? Yes,
we just wrap it up again.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I gotta go and I've had nothing to for about
two days.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I said, I thing silly, apologize, excuse we'll see. Congrats
to the.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Kerr family, the new Bubba Jagger, Jag Jagger.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Thank you guys. Thanks very goodluck. Man.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's more crazy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I'm getting a bit nervous about doing a bit of
drawing here with poor drawn pets.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
We've got some tracing paper.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
No, do you not let a cheat or use AI
or anything like that? None of that. Oh I shouldn't
have said anything. No, no, because after seeing a real artist,
as in our mate John Pinda yesterday, I almost feel
ashamed of the first efforts. But you know, what do
you do?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
All right, We're going to have our first go oh dear,
I mean not that, I mean.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Have a bit of a crack, have a crack.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
We got some real pencils and some real some art
paper and all the rest.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Of a lovely sketch hat. It makes me feel very arty.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
But something worth three hundred and thirty dollars or something
already raised. It's very very for the cabin. So thanks
for everyone for the generosity.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Have you started?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I have had a little bit started a scribble, a scribbling.
Why was it meant to be like a gun go off?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
No, no, I mean I'm not going to do it
right now, Okay, I'll do it sort of well, the
songs I've.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Done a couple of years, and I've started an eyeball,
but oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, we're talking about poorly drawn pets fundraiser that we're
doing in cohoots with the Cat Haven, where you give
us a picture of your pet.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Doesn't have to be just cats. By the way, no
hat so.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Far, and we will do a poorly drawn because we
can't promise better than something that's because I'm not an artist.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Claresy is slightly better.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
John Kinder did one for someone yesterday and it is
like a it should be in the galley.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
The eyes are so important. I don't want it to
be a cross eyed clar sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
So far three hundred and thirty dollars raised, which is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
This is how you get involved.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Head to the ninety six FM wind page, fill out
the entry form and upload a picture of your pet.
Make a donation of at least ten dollars to the
Cat Haven via the link provided on the wind page,
and then you'll go in the in the running to
receive a one of a kind hand drawn portrait.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Of your pet creation by Claresy or Sures.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
We are going to try.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
We will endeavor to draw as many of them as
we can. Now I have been given my first yes
one and my apology's angela.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I got one bat.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
One bat is a gorgeous cat, and I come trying
to work out.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Tell me if you think I can't work out.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
If one bat has a hat on right, pink golf
hat or something, or if the hat is on a
bench behind him.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
It looks like a cute little hat on the top,
doesn't do you think.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
It's on his head. I think it's sitting on top
of a scratching post.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Reckon.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
It's hard to tell.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Some one of those hats you have in the back
seat of your fancy car, doesn't it. But it does
look cute the way it's done.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Anyway, that's already problematic, is it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I can't even tell if it's on his head, So
we'll see how we go with the drawer it anyway.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
By the way, we are all the blokes. Apparently most
of the money, almost every cent, has come from women,
so we all blokes getting involved as well. Yeah, do
what you can.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
We want to see you. I'm going to say, we
want to see you, lizard. We want to see you.
We want to see you your reptile. Yeah, your dogs,
your cats, your horse. We've had a horse. We've got
a horse.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Horse.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
We want to see whatever you've got.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I knew someone who used to have a Mexican walking
fish and acts a lot of.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Oh really, you got yourself so lovely. I've got marmalade now,
thanks Janine. He's a ging marmalade passed away this year,
So a pressure, beautiful marmalade. What a great photo.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Really, I have to take a nice chopped marmalade.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
To do justice to that one.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Maybe we could save marmalade for someone who could do so.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
John Pinder's number. Don't tell Lison, it's going to help
me out and send it.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Back, all right.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
So the ninety six FM wim page get involved in
poorly drawn pets.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
So much fun.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
The Sure report on ninety six am.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, as you know, there's a new pope in town,
Pope Leo the fourteenth and highlighting the fine line between
life and art. It has been revealed that some of
the cardinals watched the movie Conclave before they started their
deliberations this week. I am not even kidding. A Vatican
source says the card and saw the movie as a
helpful research tool to learn more about the process, and
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I have it on good authority. From an interview this
morning with his brother, the new bi Leo was one
of them.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh brilliant.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
One cleric said, the film is seen as remarkably accurate
by the cardinals at a time when so many of
the conclave participants had little experience of Vatican politics and protocol. Absolutely,
you know, that's the last time you can say that.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Now it is true, until.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
The next time.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I can't go there again.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Foreigner has announced their debuting a musical next year called
Feels Like the First Time, the Foreigner Musical. I've absolutely
no idea how this is going to work, but it
is being directed by Broadway legend Adam Pascal, who's done
Chicago and Rent, and it will feature fourteen of the
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band's biggest hits. Hollywood director James Foley, who was at
the home of House of Cards, Billions, the Fifty Shades movies,
and several Madonna videos, has died from brain cancer. He
was seventy one. Folly directed Madonna in her videos including
Live to Tell, True Blue and Papa Don't Preach and
Smokey Robinson's former Smokey Robinson's attorney, i should say, has
(19:17):
addressed the fifty million dollar civil lawso that's been filed
this week by former housekeepers who are alleging the music
legend sexually assaulted them. Attorney Christopher Frost says as the
case progresses, the evidence will show that this is simply
an ugly method of trying to extract money from an
eighty five year old American icon. He asked people following
(19:38):
the case to reserve judgment until all the facts come
to life.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Oh wow, which is probably a good idea in any case.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, any case, whatsoever? Yeah, Okay, more clazi mores, more
podcasts soon. Lis. I've got to say, there's only one
thing worse than finding a whatever it is that you
detest in this story, it's a cockroach. So any one
thing worse than finding a cockroach in your house or
your garage and killing it, and that is spotting one
(20:07):
that you never see again. Yeah, because it's always in
the back of your mind.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
So I've had to move out because you couldn't find
a huntsman.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, yours just a huntsman. Yours a spider, right. So
from my wife Florie, it's the cockroach, as I've mentioned
to you before. So this and you know, fill in
the gap. If it's cockroach or a huntsman, there might
be a mouse or a rat or whatever it might be.
So if you see it and you never see it again,
then it's always in the back of your mind.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
It's in your car.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, not good. Isn't your huntsman in your car?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
There was a huntsman in my car. I didn't take one.
I offer it all the way into work and then
I dealt with it.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
And then I mean, you've driven all the way without
really looking at the road properly, not once can you
let go across mob And it's not good, not even
in your peripheral. Well. I got a message from home
from Laurie during the week. They say, hello, disaster. So
that's all I see, like, you know, like this urgent message.
So a reply, So what wrong? She goes, there was
(21:01):
a cockroach in the garage near my car that I
could have put a saddle on. Slide over exaggeration, perhaps
she said this thing was said the biggest skateboard, she said,
is bigger than a skateboard. Not terrific. So what she's done?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
It was on a skateboard was on a.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Skateboard Gay with given him the bird. So she's she's
unloaded the can of spray on it, missed it and
it's gone under her car.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, so she said, she said, when you get home
and put the garage door up, but be careful because
there's a cockroach in the garage. So I get home
and I don't because she's sprayed everything. So I get
home and I couldn't stop laughing because the canna spray
was on the bonnet, so you know, she'd sprayed, dropped
it on the bonnet and ran inside from the cockroach.
So we have not seen the concrete, the concrete, the cockroach.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Since well I would I would expect it's dead.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
No, she reckons it ran off, Yeah, ran off to die.
Well it was a plume. It was a plume. So
that's the thing. Now you have someone who hates cockrow
and every now and then I go, oh, I don't
really like them, but I'll just see it and I'll
get a thong and go whack. Whereas with Lori's psychologically
the cockroach is still living there, like it's moved in.
Maybe some family members rent free big times, you know,
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some family moves and maybe the in laws are there
as well. You know, the cockroaches go that kind of thing.
So the fear of cockroaches is very great. It's very
very powerful thing, so much so that she parked a
car out the front for two days, no way, two days,
and I went with you, why are you parking at
the front, And she was trying to make excuses about
I'm going to go to the shop later. I'm going
this is about you make the cockroach, isn't it. And
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then when I finally convinced her to bring a car
and I said, he's moved out, he's gone, right, And
then one day we go home from the shops together
and she was in the garage and she was doing
this a little jig from side to side, and I went,
really busting to go for a week, aren't you And
she goes, no, it's just in case the cockroaches on
my feet.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
So I think that cockroach is dead.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I think the cockroaches gol on ski. However, just because it.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Ran, I think, if you've unloaded a whole cant of
sit yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, it's not always the most accurate shot. But because
she was a bit nervous, but can I just say
that's it. We're moving house. Yeah, it's going to solve
the problem. Moved house for a year and a half. Ladsy,
you know I'm can have the cardboard boxes.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
It's Mother's Day on Sunday. I hope you're organized. I'm
going to see my mum on Sunday. I don't often
get to have breakfast with her on Mother's Day because
we live, you know, a fair distance away from you
as well.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
So that's going to be nice.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I might have to cook something, some watery scrambled eggs
and cold toast.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I like the old day.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, we want to talk about when you, you know,
you start to turn into your mother.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It happens to all of us. It happens to the
best of us.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I read an article recently that said the average age
we start to act like our parents is forty.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Three, with women beginning to exhibit.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Their behavior slightly earlier at forty two on average, while
men don't turn into their parents until forty five. And
it said, unless you're Norman Baits, it's nothing to worry about,
all right.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, it'sn't funny how we do become parents, and quite
often it's daggy old sayings. Because I spent more time
living with Mum than Dad. The folks broke up when
I was quite young. I've got a lot of mummisms,
but some of them are just the old chestnuts. Do
you know, like you kids turn the lights off, you know,
all that kind of stuff for right? Yeah, kids are
going to eat me out of house and home. I
remember saying saying that. My Dada went, oh my god,
that's come straight from Margie.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, there'd be a lot that are repeated to kids.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yes, I guess I haven't had that one, but definitely
it's things that come out of my mouth and I'll
my hand will fly to my mouth.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
I think where did that come from?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
It wouldn't take a long to work it out where
it came from.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
With it?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
No, absolutely not. How have you turned into your mother?
Cheryl and Darlington? What were the signs?
Speaker 8 (24:42):
It just makes me igl now. But when we were young,
and you used to get a little prep or nail
or something in your finger or toe, and Mom would
get that needle out, and she'd had this smile on
her face and we know it's coming. She's got to
dig it out. And before she before she started, she
always used to say, this is going to hurt me
more than it's going.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
To hear you.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You right there, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
Yeah, it's coming handy now and then and now I'm
sort of look at their faces and go, yeah, it's
good fun. It's good fun.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
You know you're going to hurt them, but it's for
their own good.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Absolutely. Thanks, Thanks guys.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Paul and Journer. Turned into your mother.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, the other day, I had a really really bad
day and I thought, all right, I'm going straight to
the freezer for a peppermint magnum, you know, the four patch.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
I got there and Max had eaten all four of
them and turned the box back the front in the freezer.
And it's worse than turning into your mother. I'm going
to come clean here. I actually turned into alf Stewart
off Home and away.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
It was that bad.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
It was so bad. Yeah, and even know I live
once as I'm you know, I moved to Jove one
second from the shop, but I just could not. I
just couldn't go there. It was so depressing, heart broken.
I used to do the same sort of thing. I
know where he gets. It's not nice having it done back.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
I tell you put em.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Because eventually you get sprung the box.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Yeah, right when you don't need it too.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Well, that's it, exactly right. I'm with you under Peppermint
all the way.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Yeah, yeah, you know I might get some of the.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, I think I think should make up for Yeah,
treat those calories.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
On a Friday.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
You are a wounded man jail in Rockingham.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
When did you turn into your mother?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
My mum used to have this saying whenever we used
to play out, I brought you in this world and
I'll take you out.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I've got three boys and my eldest is in his
forties and I still give him a pinch and say
I bought you into this world and I'll take you out.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
It is a classic.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
My mom was always a fan of the I didn't
come down on the last show.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
That's a good one.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Roger yours Gail. In twenty twenty five, you may end
up with a police officer on the doorstep.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
No, no, adults, they know better.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
That's great and that's why.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yeah, I can still be my forty year old someday
with just a little pinch under his own.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Very good, just a reminders and a look thank you.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Gail, you have a good one.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Jeanine from Belladura says when her mom is bringing them up,
they used to go to church every Sunday and if
they misbehaved, they just get the look. I mean the
look that mothers are the queens of the look that
just says everything and stops all.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
So they'd get the look.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
And the look would say you're in for it when
we get home. And so she still finds herself giving
her kids the same look if they say anything inappropriate today.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
And the eldest is thirty one and the youngest is
twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
The look.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah that and eyes in the back of the head.
You know if you've forgot that one from mum.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
SI incredible the number of times hear everything and in
the that was because that would happen in the car
and an arm would come back and it doesn't matter
who it gosh, but you know someone.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Would get it a little bit of impact. It's cater
Darling Downs, Hey, Kristin.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Hello Christy, why are you?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Good to know?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
What do you go for us?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
We went to a friend's new, big, beautiful house and
I was a bit nervous about taking my son there.
And as we walked in, I suddenly turned into my
mother and I said, now you look with your eyes
you say, don't touch, Yes.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Look at your eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yes, it's cute, lovely to look out, delight for the hold.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
But if it's broken, consider itself to say.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
But if it's a forty thousand dollars sculpture or something, yeah,
so good.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, you look with your eyes like that. That's that's
a that's a good one that.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Applies to anyone that all the time. Thanks Kristin, Thanks Gayla.
Dorothy in Rivervale says, when you're saying if you can't
say anything nice and don't say anything at all, well
that I mean, that's mum gold.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
That should probably still apply.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's pretty much top of the water.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Is totally apply to Facebook absolutely.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Sharry and Huntingdale, Hello, have you turned into your mother? Okay,
so this has gone from my mum to my children,
to my grain children.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Saying was we don't hate, we dislike.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Immensely okay, just getting it right.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
It hates a very strong word.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
It is a very strong one.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It is a very strong like a little verbal little heirloom.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Like immensely, very very much. Thank Sarry.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
On the text Johnna, I can relate to this so much,
Donna says, as the youngest of six kids, it used
to both amaze and surprise me that Mum would reel
off all five names of my siblings when she wanted
my attention before she landed on my name, and that
includes the names of the three boys. Then, of course
she'd probably start naming off the you know, rolling off
(30:16):
the animal's name.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Now she does it.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Love that
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Clazy and Lisa
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Whenever You're listening today. This is Clesy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, we have a list, a
list of the names you legally cannot name your child
in Australia.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Don't call you kid, dickhead. Apparently. Barrett talks about Frego's
loss of course to the Pies and Way's new team.
Here come to the ears.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
CLEAs his wife met the biggest cockroach in the Southern Hemisphere.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
She put a saddle on it. The cardinals watched conclave
to prepare picking the next Pope or Leo.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's true with goals on how you have turned into
your mother, And.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
We lived up to the name of the segment, poorly
drawn pets by attempting our first sketches. She I thought
yours was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
What is in a name? A lot?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Apparently in some cases enough to make it illegal, actually illegal.
A list has been compiled of eighty nine names which
cannot be bestowed on children born in Australia. Well, I guess,
I mean, at least you can't put it on the
birth certificate, right, I suppose you can call them anything
you want. And while some names on the list might
seem like the usual suspects, like you know, Adolf Hitler
(01:09):
that's on the list, there are some that might surprise.
Each Australian state and territory has its own Birth, Deaths
and Marriages Registration Act. The names are examples of those
banded nationwide under Australian naming laws these names. Names cannot
be offensive or obscene. They cannot resemble an official rank
(01:29):
or title.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I was not aware of that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So there's a lot on here, like admiral, Bishop, brigadier, barons, cadet, captain,
chief there, constable, fair enough, commodore, commissioner, commander, emperor. I
didn't know that one. But so they're not allowed. They
can't be too long or contained symbols. Oh, you'd be
in trouble in la musque. They can't be numbers or
(01:53):
punctuation marks, and names which could be considered misleading.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Are out as well.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Now here's what I want you to remember before we
go through some of the names on this list. To
get banned, someone had to try to name their kid
this name in the first place. Right, Okay, now I've
already mentioned bong head. Who is calling their child bong head.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Now.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Obviously, obviously Christ and Jesus Christ are out, although I
know people who thought their name was Jesus Christ up
until they were about seven.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
About cyanide is out? Really, dickhead can't do it?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Why little?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
But how many kids have been called dick kids?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You know?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
You?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Just like you said, it's just not a lad on
the page. It's weird.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Harry Potter is not allowed. But there was a Channel ten.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
A journalist called Harry Potter was there was, Yeah, he was,
he was really he was really old school police around
and I just remember him doing a story once and
he said, because I used to end his report Harry
Potter ten News, and he said, the headless corpse was
found face down.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
And I just thought that was one of the funnies.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
He wasn't me and muggle The headless.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Corpse was found face down, Harry Potter. Anyway, that's another story.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Lady. You can't have that. You can't have iMac.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Oh, so big Key is on the list too, I see, yep,
what's big brands.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You can't have Medicare Messiah, Marijuana or ned Kelly.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You can't have Natella. Oh, you can't be panties.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
What's wrong with pulling your kid panties?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now, let me have a look under m again. No,
that's not there. You can't have passport. Why would your
name be.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Passport about RoboCop?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
RoboCop?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You can't be scrotum, semen, satan or saints.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well you were even to start with. I guess well
partly one of.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Cut one of kardashians kids is called saint.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, you cannot be called premier, president, prime minister, or
prince or princess.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
You can't be called thong, oh, flip flop. You can't
be called smelly snort or virgin.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
There are all the three things used to call me
smelly snorting, virgil, not all at once, version.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Of the ridiculous, used to say it quite often, but
other than that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So there is a full list, which you can find
online if you care too. Just to be sure that
you're not you're not going to run the god letter
of being knocked back with your names. But bong head,
trying to get my head around that.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Let's talk sport with a barrage.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
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into work, blubber there eight trade stores are everywhere, so
when you need it you can get it or check
out work clobber dot com dot at you.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Barah, good morning morning.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
You would have been at the game last.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Night, I no, I actually I had to stay home.
I couldn't leave my bathroom basically because preparing for.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Pairing for a little procedure.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes, the old Bowl prep is. It's really good.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
So yeah, delicious too to lose.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Weight, but it yeah, yeah, it was like the game
just ended five minutes ago. But yeah, look the Dockers
obviously lost by fourteen points to Collingwood. Massive crowd. As
I was driving in, I heard you guys talking about
almost fifty thousand.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
It was forty seven to seven, and a.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Big Collingwood presence, too, wasn't it. How they ever travel?
I suppose, but I think glass. I'm going the glass
half full. Still a lot of angry Frio fans out there,
at least about losing again back to back games. But
it was so much better, so much better than last week,
like they and much better effort had a real crack
(05:47):
and all the stats, apart from the most important one,
all the stats pointed to a FREEO win. They had
seventy six more possessions. They had twenty nine more inside fifties.
How they didn't win with that? How many inside fifties
A had but they only had six marks So the
ball went in there sixty odd times but they only
marked at six times.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Very good.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, I think they took sixteen intercept possession.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I think the stat that most people were concerned about
was the fact that Collingwood had four of its best
players out.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, all right, so let's go to Collingwood more polish.
That's why they won. But that you're right least that
was a win for the Ages off a five day
break traveling, So no club this year is won off
a five day break and traveling as well. They left
those four stars at home. Nick Dekos looked sore, he's
got a hip or something. Yeah, and he got tagged
(06:36):
by Wagner and he went forward and still kicked the goal.
They had to travel to Perth. They got smashed in
the clearances. Luckie Shuts got knocked out still side Bottom
was already subbed and still won.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Actually, how did they lose? Free?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
But seriously, they probably should have won for you, yeah,
I mean, Pies fans will hate that. But and they
really missed our man Hayden Young because he's the guy
who can deliver the ball in I had fifty beautiful
target every time. Yeah, so that made it made it tough.
Jordan Jordan Clark was outstanding, wasn't he thirty three possessions.
You would have loved this least. Alex Pierce kicked a goal.
(07:12):
So he's the defender obviously, and he went forward and
kicked a goal, a rare goal. And it was the
one year anniversary of the passing of Cam McCarthy.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Mcam McCarthy, you played for free. It was one of
his very good friends.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
And he kissed his wrist, didn't He had his head
Cam's name on his wrist and he kissed his wrist
and looked up.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's funny because he kicked a goal in the drawn
game against Collingwood here last year and he did the
same thing. He was pointing to the sky because it
was after the passing of Cam. Yeah, one year anniversary.
And then Locky Shultz do you remember Lockey Schultz. Le's
playing for Freemantle. He's really nice guy, little guy.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
They've always had nice Lockies.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, well the little guy Lucky Shultz. He got concussed,
but he was doing the sort of arm up disturbing
to watch, and it's frightening, it's horrific. It's not great
for kids. And they didn't stop the game. The umpire
didn't see him there weird writhing like and then he
(08:09):
got up and then fell back down. Yeah, so we wish.
I love lockey short, so wish our best to him
as well.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Have you never been can cast touch wood?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And so I can't imagine how disorientated they must be
when they could. When you see them and they stand
and they clearly don't know what is going on.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Weird feeling you.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Can customing you've got the broken cheek bone.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Day, Yeah, first game, it happened to me once. But
the funny bit is when you can't remember what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That has that ever happened to you much least you
can't remember what had happened the night before, not even after.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
A really big marsh by youth.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
No, sure, that's me.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Every time I go to the bathroom coming home for.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Do not recall, sorry you're recollection.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Did you see how in the last few minutes the
coach of the Collingwood coach and steel side Bottom on
the bench, how happy they were, how important?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then the camera came on and they went stop smiling,
stop smiling.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Huge grins because in away game in Perth against the Docors.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And still still two minutes to go. It's like when
you go in the pantry, you know, wait, what do
come the pantry for? That's the worst the front room again,
you haven't got.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
To that age.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I know, I actually have.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You would not smartest I know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All right, So Sean Darcy injured his knee as well,
so not great news. Yeah, so Eagles play on Mother's Day. First,
they only play one game at the MCG this year,
so they're going to totally embrace that because a lot
of the young guys haven't even played at the G.
So it's exciting times. I think they might beat the Tigers.
I feel like they feel good about it.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Don't even match up.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, it is at least.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Both crap you reckon, Well, they're both you know, riding
low on the on the ladder.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Well, I'll tell you what if Baker and Graham have
a day out against their old teammates.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I'll be excited and mc walty is to coach
Richmond at one stage. As long as it's not a
Mother's Day massacre.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
We are happy.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Here they come to Bears.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Here come to Bears, the Perth Bears, new Rugby League team,
new NRL team.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Least any questions you'd like to ask.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Me about that?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Why Bears?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yes, Well, because basically they've taken on, taken on the
North Sydney Bears.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It's a bit of it like a Brisbane Lions.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, a bit of a fitzroy takes on. It goes
to Brisbane, that sort of thing. It's a little bit
like that, isn't it. They've got two hundred thousand members
and they've thought, you know what, let's just bring back
the Bears. It's created a lot of hype in Sydney
because North Sydney was a very popular brand and they've
got North Sydney. OVAL's magnificent and they're going to play
all their obviously all their home games away games in Sydney,
(10:54):
most of them.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Grizzly bear, drop bear.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Bear bear, Yeah, scary bear.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
He's not even a bear? Is it a bear?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
That's a little massupial thing.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
How much ka.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Call them bear? That got a question. You played for
the Reds, right, yes, why is it different? But the
red was Super League. Part of the NERLA was a
breakaway competition.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
So so this is why I think it'll work, because
the Reds was Western Reds was working. It was thirty
years ago, okay, so ironically thirty years since. You know,
Rodney Howe and Mark Guyer and Julian O'Neill, Willian all
those wild men. So what happened was, though they the
competition basically got a huge broad between you of Super League.
(11:50):
But when news Limited tried to take on Packets, so
Packer versus Murdoch, and they went for two comps and
there was two competitions.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
For one World Series League.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then they came back together and
they said, oh, bugg of this bug of Perth. Bugger
at adelaid, let's get rid of them and just consolidate.
It's been thirty years since since I know, it's incredible.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Thirty years since those great big blokes were smashing you.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's a collision sport, not a contact sport. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's frightening. But enough about that. The Perth Bears, yeah
to hear so a lot of league fans very excited.
Just a couple of things overnight.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
How good's this?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The Spurs angposter Coglo Spurs. They've reached the Europa Cup
final after a two nil win over this Norwegian team
boder Glimted. So they actually played Manchester United in a final.
So the whole thing. Everyone's been trying to sack Angs
all year. All right, and he said, normally in my
second year, I win a trophy and now the prophecy
(12:47):
may come Astradama. He's going to look like an absolute genius.
So well done to Spurs, Well done to a big
final coming up Arsenal blew it. So Tim McMillan's like
on Suicide Watch. He's just absolutely blown. I shouldn't said that.
He just loves Arsenal. And along they missed out on
the Champions League, finally got beaten by Paris Saint Germain.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
D J French? Great? Great?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Last on that was what are we on here? Anyway? Yes,
we just wrap it up again.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I gotta go and I've had nothing to for about
two days.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I said, I thing silly, apologize, excuse we'll see. Congrats
to the.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Kerr family, the new Bubba Jagger, Jag Jagger.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Thank you guys. Thanks very goodluck. Man.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's more crazy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
I'm getting a bit nervous about doing a bit of
drawing here with poor drawn pets.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
We've got some tracing paper.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
No, do you not let a cheat or use AI
or anything like that? None of that. Oh I shouldn't
have said anything. No, no, because after seeing a real artist,
as in our mate John Pinda yesterday, I almost feel
ashamed of the first efforts. But you know, what do
you do?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
All right, We're going to have our first go oh dear,
I mean not that, I mean.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Have a bit of a crack, have a crack.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
We got some real pencils and some real some art
paper and all the rest.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Of a lovely sketch hat. It makes me feel very arty.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
But something worth three hundred and thirty dollars or something
already raised. It's very very for the cabin. So thanks
for everyone for the generosity.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Have you started?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
I have had a little bit started a scribble, a scribbling.
Why was it meant to be like a gun go off?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
No, no, I mean I'm not going to do it
right now, Okay, I'll do it sort of well, the
songs I've.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Done a couple of years, and I've started an eyeball,
but oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yeah, we're talking about poorly drawn pets fundraiser that we're
doing in cohoots with the Cat Haven, where you give
us a picture of your pet.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Doesn't have to be just cats. By the way, no
hat so.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Far, and we will do a poorly drawn because we
can't promise better than something that's because I'm not an artist.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Claresy is slightly better.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
John Kinder did one for someone yesterday and it is
like a it should be in the galley.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
The eyes are so important. I don't want it to
be a cross eyed clar sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
So far three hundred and thirty dollars raised, which is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
This is how you get involved.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Head to the ninety six FM wind page, fill out
the entry form and upload a picture of your pet.
Make a donation of at least ten dollars to the
Cat Haven via the link provided on the wind page,
and then you'll go in the in the running to
receive a one of a kind hand drawn portrait.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Of your pet creation by Claresy or Sures.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
We are going to try.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
We will endeavor to draw as many of them as
we can. Now I have been given my first yes
one and my apology's angela.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I got one bat.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
One bat is a gorgeous cat, and I come trying
to work out.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Tell me if you think I can't work out.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
If one bat has a hat on right, pink golf
hat or something, or if the hat is on a
bench behind him.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
It looks like a cute little hat on the top,
doesn't do you think.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
It's on his head. I think it's sitting on top
of a scratching post.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Reckon.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
It's hard to tell.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Some one of those hats you have in the back
seat of your fancy car, doesn't it. But it does
look cute the way it's done.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Anyway, that's already problematic, is it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I can't even tell if it's on his head, So
we'll see how we go with the drawer it anyway.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
By the way, we are all the blokes. Apparently most
of the money, almost every cent, has come from women,
so we all blokes getting involved as well. Yeah, do
what you can.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
We want to see you. I'm going to say, we
want to see you, lizard. We want to see you.
We want to see you your reptile. Yeah, your dogs,
your cats, your horse. We've had a horse. We've got
a horse.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Horse.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
We want to see whatever you've got.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I knew someone who used to have a Mexican walking
fish and acts a lot of.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Oh really, you got yourself so lovely. I've got marmalade now,
thanks Janine. He's a ging marmalade passed away this year,
So a pressure, beautiful marmalade. What a great photo.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Really, I have to take a nice chopped marmalade.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
To do justice to that one.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Maybe we could save marmalade for someone who could do so.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
John Pinder's number. Don't tell Lison, it's going to help
me out and send it.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Back, all right.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
So the ninety six FM wim page get involved in
poorly drawn pets.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
So much fun.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
The Sure report on ninety six am.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well, as you know, there's a new pope in town,
Pope Leo the fourteenth and highlighting the fine line between
life and art. It has been revealed that some of
the cardinals watched the movie Conclave before they started their
deliberations this week. I am not even kidding. A Vatican
source says the card and saw the movie as a
helpful research tool to learn more about the process, and
(18:04):
I have it on good authority. From an interview this
morning with his brother, the new bi Leo was one
of them.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh brilliant.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
One cleric said, the film is seen as remarkably accurate
by the cardinals at a time when so many of
the conclave participants had little experience of Vatican politics and protocol. Absolutely,
you know, that's the last time you can say that.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Now it is true, until.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
The next time.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I can't go there again.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Foreigner has announced their debuting a musical next year called
Feels Like the First Time, the Foreigner Musical. I've absolutely
no idea how this is going to work, but it
is being directed by Broadway legend Adam Pascal, who's done
Chicago and Rent, and it will feature fourteen of the
(18:55):
band's biggest hits. Hollywood director James Foley, who was at
the home of House of Cards, Billions, the Fifty Shades movies,
and several Madonna videos, has died from brain cancer. He
was seventy one. Folly directed Madonna in her videos including
Live to Tell, True Blue and Papa Don't Preach and
Smokey Robinson's former Smokey Robinson's attorney, i should say, has
(19:17):
addressed the fifty million dollar civil lawso that's been filed
this week by former housekeepers who are alleging the music
legend sexually assaulted them. Attorney Christopher Frost says as the
case progresses, the evidence will show that this is simply
an ugly method of trying to extract money from an
eighty five year old American icon. He asked people following
(19:38):
the case to reserve judgment until all the facts come
to life.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Oh wow, which is probably a good idea in any case.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, any case, whatsoever? Yeah, Okay, more clazi mores, more
podcasts soon. Lis. I've got to say, there's only one
thing worse than finding a whatever it is that you
detest in this story, it's a cockroach. So any one
thing worse than finding a cockroach in your house or
your garage and killing it, and that is spotting one
(20:07):
that you never see again. Yeah, because it's always in
the back of your mind.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
So I've had to move out because you couldn't find
a huntsman.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, yours just a huntsman. Yours a spider, right. So
from my wife Florie, it's the cockroach, as I've mentioned
to you before. So this and you know, fill in
the gap. If it's cockroach or a huntsman, there might
be a mouse or a rat or whatever it might be.
So if you see it and you never see it again,
then it's always in the back of your mind.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
It's in your car.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, not good. Isn't your huntsman in your car?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
There was a huntsman in my car. I didn't take one.
I offer it all the way into work and then
I dealt with it.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
And then I mean, you've driven all the way without
really looking at the road properly, not once can you
let go across mob And it's not good, not even
in your peripheral. Well. I got a message from home
from Laurie during the week. They say, hello, disaster. So
that's all I see, like, you know, like this urgent message.
So a reply, So what wrong? She goes, there was
(21:01):
a cockroach in the garage near my car that I
could have put a saddle on. Slide over exaggeration, perhaps
she said this thing was said the biggest skateboard, she said,
is bigger than a skateboard. Not terrific. So what she's done?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
It was on a skateboard was on a.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Skateboard Gay with given him the bird. So she's she's
unloaded the can of spray on it, missed it and
it's gone under her car.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, so she said, she said, when you get home
and put the garage door up, but be careful because
there's a cockroach in the garage. So I get home
and I don't because she's sprayed everything. So I get
home and I couldn't stop laughing because the canna spray
was on the bonnet, so you know, she'd sprayed, dropped
it on the bonnet and ran inside from the cockroach.
So we have not seen the concrete, the concrete, the cockroach.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Since well I would I would expect it's dead.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
No, she reckons it ran off, Yeah, ran off to die.
Well it was a plume. It was a plume. So
that's the thing. Now you have someone who hates cockrow
and every now and then I go, oh, I don't
really like them, but I'll just see it and I'll
get a thong and go whack. Whereas with Lori's psychologically
the cockroach is still living there, like it's moved in.
Maybe some family members rent free big times, you know,
(22:13):
some family moves and maybe the in laws are there
as well. You know, the cockroaches go that kind of thing.
So the fear of cockroaches is very great. It's very
very powerful thing, so much so that she parked a
car out the front for two days, no way, two days,
and I went with you, why are you parking at
the front, And she was trying to make excuses about
I'm going to go to the shop later. I'm going
this is about you make the cockroach, isn't it. And
(22:33):
then when I finally convinced her to bring a car
and I said, he's moved out, he's gone, right, And
then one day we go home from the shops together
and she was in the garage and she was doing
this a little jig from side to side, and I went,
really busting to go for a week, aren't you And
she goes, no, it's just in case the cockroaches on
my feet.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
So I think that cockroach is dead.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I think the cockroaches gol on ski. However, just because it.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Ran, I think, if you've unloaded a whole cant of
sit yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, it's not always the most accurate shot. But because
she was a bit nervous, but can I just say
that's it. We're moving house. Yeah, it's going to solve
the problem. Moved house for a year and a half. Ladsy,
you know I'm can have the cardboard boxes.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
It's Mother's Day on Sunday. I hope you're organized. I'm
going to see my mum on Sunday. I don't often
get to have breakfast with her on Mother's Day because
we live, you know, a fair distance away from you
as well.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
So that's going to be nice.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I might have to cook something, some watery scrambled eggs
and cold toast.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I like the old day.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, we want to talk about when you, you know,
you start to turn into your mother.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
It happens to all of us. It happens to the
best of us.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I read an article recently that said the average age
we start to act like our parents is forty.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Three, with women beginning to exhibit.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Their behavior slightly earlier at forty two on average, while
men don't turn into their parents until forty five. And
it said, unless you're Norman Baits, it's nothing to worry about,
all right.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, it'sn't funny how we do become parents, and quite
often it's daggy old sayings. Because I spent more time
living with Mum than Dad. The folks broke up when
I was quite young. I've got a lot of mummisms,
but some of them are just the old chestnuts. Do
you know, like you kids turn the lights off, you know,
all that kind of stuff for right? Yeah, kids are
going to eat me out of house and home. I
remember saying saying that. My Dada went, oh my god,
that's come straight from Margie.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, there'd be a lot that are repeated to kids.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yes, I guess I haven't had that one, but definitely
it's things that come out of my mouth and I'll
my hand will fly to my mouth.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
I think where did that come from?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
It wouldn't take a long to work it out where
it came from.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
With it?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
No, absolutely not. How have you turned into your mother?
Cheryl and Darlington? What were the signs?
Speaker 8 (24:42):
It just makes me igl now. But when we were young,
and you used to get a little prep or nail
or something in your finger or toe, and Mom would
get that needle out, and she'd had this smile on
her face and we know it's coming. She's got to
dig it out. And before she before she started, she
always used to say, this is going to hurt me
more than it's going.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
To hear you.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You right there, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
Yeah, it's coming handy now and then and now I'm
sort of look at their faces and go, yeah, it's
good fun. It's good fun.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
You know you're going to hurt them, but it's for
their own good.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Absolutely. Thanks, Thanks guys.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
Paul and Journer. Turned into your mother.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, the other day, I had a really really bad
day and I thought, all right, I'm going straight to
the freezer for a peppermint magnum, you know, the four patch.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
I got there and Max had eaten all four of
them and turned the box back the front in the freezer.
And it's worse than turning into your mother. I'm going
to come clean here. I actually turned into alf Stewart
off Home and away.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
It was that bad.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
It was so bad. Yeah, and even know I live
once as I'm you know, I moved to Jove one
second from the shop, but I just could not. I
just couldn't go there. It was so depressing, heart broken.
I used to do the same sort of thing. I
know where he gets. It's not nice having it done back.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
I tell you put em.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Because eventually you get sprung the box.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Yeah, right when you don't need it too.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Well, that's it, exactly right. I'm with you under Peppermint
all the way.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Yeah, yeah, you know I might get some of the.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, I think I think should make up for Yeah,
treat those calories.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
On a Friday.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
You are a wounded man jail in Rockingham.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
When did you turn into your mother?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
My mum used to have this saying whenever we used
to play out, I brought you in this world and
I'll take you out.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I've got three boys and my eldest is in his
forties and I still give him a pinch and say
I bought you into this world and I'll take you out.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
It is a classic.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
My mom was always a fan of the I didn't
come down on the last show.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
That's a good one.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Roger yours Gail. In twenty twenty five, you may end
up with a police officer on the doorstep.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
No, no, adults, they know better.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
That's great and that's why.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yeah, I can still be my forty year old someday
with just a little pinch under his own.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Very good, just a reminders and a look thank you.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Gail, you have a good one.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Jeanine from Belladura says when her mom is bringing them up,
they used to go to church every Sunday and if
they misbehaved, they just get the look. I mean the
look that mothers are the queens of the look that
just says everything and stops all.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
So they'd get the look.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
And the look would say you're in for it when
we get home. And so she still finds herself giving
her kids the same look if they say anything inappropriate today.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
And the eldest is thirty one and the youngest is
twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
The look.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah that and eyes in the back of the head.
You know if you've forgot that one from mum.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
SI incredible the number of times hear everything and in
the that was because that would happen in the car
and an arm would come back and it doesn't matter
who it gosh, but you know someone.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Would get it a little bit of impact. It's cater
Darling Downs, Hey, Kristin.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Hello Christy, why are you?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Good to know?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
What do you go for us?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
We went to a friend's new, big, beautiful house and
I was a bit nervous about taking my son there.
And as we walked in, I suddenly turned into my
mother and I said, now you look with your eyes
you say, don't touch, Yes.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Look at your eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yes, it's cute, lovely to look out, delight for the hold.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
But if it's broken, consider itself to say.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
But if it's a forty thousand dollars sculpture or something, yeah,
so good.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, you look with your eyes like that. That's that's
a that's a good one that.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Applies to anyone that all the time. Thanks Kristin, Thanks Gayla.
Dorothy in Rivervale says, when you're saying if you can't
say anything nice and don't say anything at all, well
that I mean, that's mum gold.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
That should probably still apply.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's pretty much top of the water.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Is totally apply to Facebook absolutely.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Sharry and Huntingdale, Hello, have you turned into your mother? Okay,
so this has gone from my mum to my children,
to my grain children.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Saying was we don't hate, we dislike.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Immensely okay, just getting it right.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
It hates a very strong word.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
It is a very strong one.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It is a very strong like a little verbal little heirloom.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Like immensely, very very much. Thank Sarry.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
On the text Johnna, I can relate to this so much,
Donna says, as the youngest of six kids, it used
to both amaze and surprise me that Mum would reel
off all five names of my siblings when she wanted
my attention before she landed on my name, and that
includes the names of the three boys. Then, of course
she'd probably start naming off the you know, rolling off
(30:16):
the animal's name.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Now she does it.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Love that
Speaker 2 (30:23):
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