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December 12, 2024 • 7 mins

Wrapping up the show for 2024, Clairsy & Lisa broadcast LIVE from the Broken Hill Hotel with our beloved listeners and special guests. 

Comedian Jon Pinder reunites with Clairsy & Lisa to wrap up the year and look back at special events that have taken place since they saw each other last!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mister John.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Christmas.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
You know, you guys sound wonderful as I'm approaching up
the streets here, because it's like I think, because of
the tight streets and buildings, your voice is bouncing off it. Yeah,
and it sounds very sort of nineteen forty one? Will
do you shutout for mom?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You know what I mean? It's bouncing off the walls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Not really the vibe we're going for.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's nice.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's nice to know what it would sound like. They
take over Victoria Park beach, just beach cricket, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Just for beach.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
How can it be this? I got five to come
here and it was already off.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You had a few.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh, I can't do it anymore. I think I'm getting
too old for it. Yeah, I haven't got the staying power.
Makes me want to retire to live in an aircon.
The government should do something about it's.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Going to be in shortly, are they.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
We'll have a chat then you're gonna about this. Roger
would if you would.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
The thing is you're stuck with the webinar because you did,
indeed marry your beloved Milty.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I certainly did that happened. Yeah, do you know what
I must say as well. I'm very relieved because I
got sick of saying. You know, when you're engaged, you
have to say fiance, and I cannot stand that word.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, there's something that there's something weak about it, emasculating.
But I don't know what else to do because I'm
thirty seven. I can't say girlfriend. Do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It sounds Yeah, it's juvenile, isn't it going around? Like
I met her in a sandpit next to the swings? Yeah? Yeah,
partner partners no good partner. I feel as just that
all the juice is drained from it. Partner needs a
tablet to stand it back. You know, part It's a
dried up word, isn't it. Part For a while, I

(01:53):
was going with significant other, and I liked that because
it gave us some credit, but not too much credit.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You're significant but you're not the main one. But now
that's all fixed because we've.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Done, done the done the deed, and now I can
happily introduce her to people as my second wife.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
She loves that.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
The missus, No, it's awful. The missus, like there's just
one in the world.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
John, you do a lot of things in front of
a lot of people. Right comedy, it has been said
on the day, on the day, were you nervous?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Were Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, I think I was blase up until the point
of oh, it's happening now, and like bride's maids started
coming down there, and then my daughter come down there,
and then everybody's just weeping, and then I'm weeping in
front of people.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It was lovely though, it was very, very good, And
it's nice to be married again older because I think
if you get married too young, like I did the
first time, you, I think it's good to know what
a walking nightmare you are as a person before you
subject yourself some.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
More significant Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, yeah, but it was lovely day day, feel very
good about it.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Now you've got you've got to incorporate all sorts of things,
like for Christmas Day. Of course, it's not just you
watch You've got two families, you know, to do.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, what are.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
The Christmas I just I just scoot around the place
all day?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, yeah, because I'm still in very I'm very like.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
We have a good relationship with my ex wife, my
daughter's mom and stuff. So we spend the morning there
and then we don't see these in law. I've got
nineteen sets of in laws, so I'll be doing that.
But i haven't got an air con in my car,
so I'm going to be a moist man.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You get them out from one place.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Just dripping show.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's the next show, wet guy.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
And you're rolling up to multiple houses where you've already
got enough food in your belly you don't really want
to wear.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, that's the other that's the other thing.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
And of that age as well, where it's like I
should be a one meal of the day guy, and
on Christmas, I'm eating several and I'm just the seat
belt overhang is something which is something chronic don't have.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Gaps, and then it is one meal.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, I can't wait until I'm a distinguished enough age
that I go.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm not going anywhere for Christmas. You can cameras, mate,
if you want to.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know those people that do that, these people in
the crowd, not in the I'm that guy.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah. Now you know where Elliott go is pub today? Yes?
And you he taught you given a pint. Yes, he
told you about zero football. He keeping up. Some say
he taught me some say.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I told him you were pretty good man. I thought
I was all right.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I did one of them kill curly kicks through the
still saw whatever they call it a banana.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
As you can say.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, yeah, No, he was a very good teacher. He
did make me run laps though, you Yeah, I thought
we were doing fun promo here. He's like, no, no,
you got to run laps. Made me actually do it. Yeah,
it's the most work I've ever done.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
All right, speaking of moist man fringes around the corner.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Certainly it's got You've got shows.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I have a new show, and it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Was I wasn't going to do one. I've had a
very busy year and I didn't think I was going
to do one. And then my daughter, this girl's nine.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Remember my daughter.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Goes, Daddy, you should do a show, and you should
call it Julius Geezer, And that was a good enough
title for me to go, okay, yea, And I just
registered it, and now I've.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Got to write it because like Will does Wilosophy.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I have.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I did Absolute Geezer a couple of years ago.
Ruby just dropped them by.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, it's a much better title than any of my
other shows. It's had such a good reception, people like
I can't wait to see this show.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm like, I wonder if I could get her to
write it for me.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh yeah, so you're going I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, I was in a toga for the poster. If
you look on the Fringe website and say, I spent
a hell of a long time trying to find a
laurel wreath in perf.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
They seems to have gone out of fashion.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
It seems you can't get them anymore, but make your own. Yeah.
I ended up being a big dub and a big dub. Yeah,
that's where I managed to find Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Roman Empires on the rise again.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
So that's happening on the thirteenth and fourteenth of February
at Fremantle Comedy Factory. I'm also, if you're interested, doing
a split bill with my good friend David Hughes, double
show for it.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, and that's called Geezers as well.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
You're trying to brand it, Yeah, I should, I should
copyright the word.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Can you do that geezer?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Maybe somebody else.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Will do it now then on the radio, and then
you have to pay them to use it.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I mean, people do. The worst that can happen is
they can turn you down.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I wouldn't know how to do it anyway. I'm not bright.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah yeah, and I see how you go.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, it's been way too long since we saw you.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
And it's like, I like that you're doing it at
a pub as well. We should do that more often.
Roaming radio station at various boozers round Perth.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Nice radio. Yeah yeah, I like that. It's quite good.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
QBG fifty two I think.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
All right, thank you, thank you very much for having us.
Merry Christmas. Everybody I've got, thank you. Thanks Glad
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