"A Monkey Punched You?!" - Adelaide's CRAZIEST Bali Stories!

Since Max has just returned from Bali, he and Hayley want to hear Adelaide's CRAZIEST Bali stories!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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the morning. Eighteen away from eight thirteen one O two three.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
What happened in Bali?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
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Speaker 1 (00:33):
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a rink. Thirty one O two three. What happened in Bali?
Because my Bucks party on the weekend that I went
to over there. I had a great time, but it
hasn't quite delivered the shenanigans that Haley.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I wanted someone to wake up on a beach naked.
I wanted some really weird things to happen during a massage,
a face tattoo someone.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And here I was thinking that customs taking my deodor
and toothpaste as I left Adelaide Airport might be good enough.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
But it wasn't so hardcore. It wasn't all right. Olivia
and Gaula. What happened in Bali.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hey, so it's nothing wild like naked on a beach.
But me and my girls were there for her fortieth
birthday party and I we were riding ATVs I ran
into a coconut tree and I at the time it

(01:28):
was just a really bad broken top of my collar
bone shoulder, and the hospital were like, you need to
go home or you need to pay thirteen thousand dollars
for a surgery. So the girls, the girls were amazing.
So I got a flight that night. The girls went
back to the villa, they packed my bags, they helped

(01:50):
shower me because I was covered in mud. I flew
home on a commercial flight home, went straight to the
hospital and when I was at the hospital in Adelaide,
they said, oh, the shoulder is not the least of
your problems. You have a punctured lung. You have eight
broken ribs, and you've broken the back of your scapula.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
The punctured lung, you're not know.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
The doctors definitely kept telling me that that you shouldn't
have flown. So yeah, I spent a night in I
See you, and then like thirteen days in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
From a coconut tree.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, so I missed it. I missed a turn and
the accelerator.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Wait, I mean there's your story though, that's the kind
of story that I was expecting from died. Yeah. Yeah, business.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah to sleep on that flight on the way home Olivia.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Really, I am. The girls are amazing, like just like
shower me and stuff like that. But I missed five
days of the rest of the trip, and that was
the most important part. Like I missed her birthday. I
missed everything, and.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah that yeah, leanne in.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Then my favorite suburb combination, and then what happened on
your first ever trip to Bali?

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Good morning everybody. Just before I start with this amazing
Balinese story, Hey, what's this great giveaway thing that you're going.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
To be I'm sorry, you know, I can't give it
away to you.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
On the line. I might give you a little little hint.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Oh patiently wait story ALRIGHTI so my first trip to
Bali meant going to a wonderful monkey park temple place,
and I had quite a large monkey on my shoulder,
about thirty forty kilo posing for photos when the lady
offered him some fruit. She changed her mind, took it away,
which caused him to throw a tantrum, and he jumped

(03:54):
up and down and ripped my hair out and did
it Anthony Dean punched him in.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
A faith Oh by a monkey?

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
What did that feel like?

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Quite painful?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Really?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
He punched you in the face.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
He punched me in the face yet and he bit
my finger too.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Did you punch him back? Ah?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Very tempting, very tempting, But sadly I shouldn't really go
overseas and beat their animals into.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
A fire protected space.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
There are signs up everywhere now say that this is protected spaces.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Leanne got it was your fault, don't do you know what?
Monkeys are?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Scary things they are, and they steal stuff from your stuff, sunglasses,
all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Emma in Craig Moore, Emma, what happened to you in Bali?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Hello? Good morning. So mom is a little bit of
a scary story which has actually prevented me from going.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Back to Bali.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
So?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I went to Bali with my mum and my brother.
I was eighteen at the time and my brother was
about fifteen. We're on the top floor having, you know,
children in the pool whatever, and I just wanted to
go back down to my room to get my phone.
I asked my brother, can you come with me. I'm
feeling a little bit nervous, and he said, you'll be fine.
So I went down to the room and as I

(05:09):
got down to the lobby, there were these two men.
They weren't Valinese, but they really freaked me out, and
I thought, oh my gosh, I have to run to
my room right now. So I fumbled my key to
my room, got myself in there, calmed down, got my phone.
But Emma, just get back upstairs. It's all good. So

(05:29):
I come out of my room and they were standing
behind me. So I sort of how walked my way
to the elevator, got myself in, thought oh my gosh,
shut the door, but I was pressing open ah, and
so I allowed them to come into the elevator and
they pressed basement, which I was going, oh. So we

(05:49):
went down to the basement. They were speaking a different language.
I'm not sure what language, and I sort of just froze.
But when we got down there, I don't know what
came over me, but I was sort of like, nope,
not happening, no way, swear words, maybe happened and were
trying to pull me out the basement and I was

(06:11):
just frozen, but also just something came over me and
I just got this woman power and was like, no,
absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I haven't they ran out.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
They ended up going because I put it on a
bit of a scene and went straight back to the
top floor and then let loose at my brother like
it was all his futs.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
That is so frightening.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
And I haven't been to Barley sinn No.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Can I just say, if people have just tuned in now,
you did mention the beginning of the story that it
wasn't that because of Balinese people are beautiful people.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
They know Balinese. They were just other randoms.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Em.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I'm so sorry. That is really scary, and understand why
you haven't been back.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
For you for telling that story again is give your
double pass the Red Hot Summit.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
All right, thank you so much, appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Okay, oh my gosh, I'm going to tell you in
a second when we come back the reason why it
took twenty years for me to go back to Ballei.
I had booked and something really bad happened and my
mom said to me, whatever you do, you're not allowed
to go to Bali.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Sorry, mom, but I did last year. I'll tell you
what happened next