Ali Can't Stand New MAFS Groom For His Grinding Grammar

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mix one or two point three Max, andinally with you
right here of a morning. Now, far be it for
me to be really into my grammar and my English.
But I am a little bit as our umax. You're
quite precise about all of that.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
The English language was my best subject at school.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
My dad brought me up to a little bit of
a gramma up, yeah, little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah yeah yeah, And you know that's okay. So far
be it for me to go to the bastion of
the modern day Oxford Dictionary, which is maths.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yea sweet, But I.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Think that's what we need to do, because I'm starting
to hear a lot of words come home from school
that I just go, what the hell does that mean?
I don't even know what that means?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, what are we talking? Okay, well, I.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Want to introduce you hello to everybody else who might
be putting themselves through married at first sight, I'm with you.
We actually met a new groom now. His name is Ridgie.
He's twenty seven year old man nurse Ridge.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes, what is he like? A Disney surfer character?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I think Mum watch Bold and the Beautiful Discliber too
much anyway, So he's a twenty seven year old male
nurse who still lives at home with his parents, right,
and he's not married. That's fine, So he's not married.
So while he was sort of waiting for his wife,
and for those that are playing along at home, if
you haven't wasted your life on a single episode of
this car Crash TV show, basically they marry to people
who haven't met together and put together with love that

(01:17):
experts and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It makes so many of sense.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
While he's waiting for this woman who he's never met before,
he just gives us a bit of a hint as
to what he's looking for in a girl. Carlis, I'm
a bit nurse. What a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
If I'm going to be attracted to her or not,
because AT's the end of the day, I'm not going
to get hard for a personality. Hero was thinking, the
twenty seven year old that lives at home and his
male nurse is going to be like, a really nice guy,
but your personally.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Anybody who ever speaks about a woman says that comes
near me with a syringe, I'm going to punch him
in the face and ask questions, what a line?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
What a line? Okay? It gets better, It gets better.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
So he comes out twenty seven year old male nurse
ridge and just have a listen because he's with his mates, right,
His mates are his groomsman. It's lovely. He's got friends
that are so aligned with him, but haven't listened to
their catchphrase.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think we're looking fresh?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Or what are you hoping? She's like.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Means like decent, which is like very good looking in
our terminology.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, have we really got to a stage in life
where we can we need to shorten the word decent
to deuce. Well, yeah we have, which takes you longer
to say when you stretch out the vowels like that.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's a good A little bit of emphastiest, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I quite like? Do you liked like derogatory? But well,
this is him talking about his new bride. She's gorgeous, man.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I was looking for a nice smile and nice eyes,
tidy rig yes, yeah, all of all of us.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
She had numbers like no, no, no, I want to point
out that this bloke is currently keeping people alive as
his main gear.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Let me put it to you this way, Ali, if
what like he said enough in there to know that
maybe he is a tiny bit of an asshole. But
if he was like a really lovely guy and ticked
all those boxes, and he just had this catchphrase with
his mates, and he wasn't describing necessarily the way he looked,
but he was just throwing deese out. Ali is so
Ali's show is so Deese.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I did not completely hate him with a

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Not decee, not dee