FULL SHOW #61: HAYLEY FINALLY TAUGHT HER SON ABOUT THE BIRDS & THE BEES...

FULL SHOW #61:

HAYLEY FINALLY TAUGHT HER SON ABOUT THE BIRDS & THE BEES...BUT HOW DID HE TAKE IT?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Haley and Max in the morning. With these two together,
anything can happen you. This is Hailey and Max in
the morning. Get it hate that number one? It was
food fun, so much fun. It's fine face because I
get it. Hate that.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Idn't want to want to Dondy.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh Ilaid Happy Monday, Happy sin God and Mayo Happy
twenty seven degrees in Saurnay, Haley Peers and Max Burford.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hello, is it.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Actually seek go tomorrow today?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Go to Moyow May five, right and twenty seven degrees
And so much happened over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, you went to Darwin. God, you look tan, You
look refreshed.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I was going to say, we have a we had
an election. But it was.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Boring, wasn't it boring? Everything happened that we thought was
going to happen.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Do you know what exciting thing happened in Darwin? Well,
I was there to host a Foodland conference, which was amazing.
This had one of the Abactuo had nothing to do
with food land, but we're at these like Garla Dinner
on the Water and Darwin had like some special anniversary
of something. So they decided to.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Like yeah or whatever else.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
They weren't celebrating that they had these fireworks. And normally
when you do fireworks, you have to do your due diligence,
and you have to do your due diligence.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Do you want to go one more time, one more time,
one more time, moving on?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
So you have to get your diligence, due diligence, due diligence,
due diligence, anyway, stuff that. So you have to be
like five hundred meters away from fireworks when they go off.
So we were all having this really beautiful Garla dinner
and they didn't plan it properly, and the fireworks were
going off about one hundred meters away, and fireballs were

(01:49):
landing all over the children's area, all like in Lauren's
my best friend's champagne, massive fire like firework in champagne.
In my chicken was fireworks. It was literally raining fireworks
in my eye. Chicken looks quite dangerous, gunpowdered chicken. Yeah,
and do a little differently out there, Yeah they do, don't.

(02:11):
You don't cross their their teas and check their eyes on.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Let's just say they don't do their due diligence up there,
due diligence.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Such a crap, word.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Due diligence, due diligious, due diligence. There we go.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
That was due diligence.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
We have the same prime minister. We got a new
same one. Despite what my dog predicted would happen. On Friday,
we had Morrison. Here is our election detected dog. We
set down two bowls in front of him. There was
an Elbow poster and a Peter Dutton poster. And he
went straight over to the Darton bowl.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
He really did. And it wasn't even like it wasn't
all should I go to Albert? Was straight to Darton,
and I believed Morrow.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Morris is huge on nuclear energy.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah always small business really big and small business in
fantasy did eat Albanize's bowls straight afterwards.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So he didn't discriminate.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
The Australian people certainly did because they have voted Laboring
in an absolute landslide. I think last count is eighty
three seats to Labor, thirty five to the Coalition, including
Peter Dutton.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Voldemort has lost his seat.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Can I say something slightly maybe controversial, please? I love
that election day in Australia is boring. As a love
that we have two boring people going to be the
leader of our country. Because imagine being in America or
having like Kim John Ung or any of those guys

(03:40):
I didn't have elections, who cares whatever they do, having
an awful leader that's like about to blow up the world.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
And it feels like if your side loses, your whole
life's going to change.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yes, Australia, there's everything. It's like it's literally live or
die between like whoever gets the whoever wins. Whereas in
Australia people just go to their local primary school, they
get a little Lambington five do I get a five
dollars snag with some sauce and then they walk home
and skip home and go, oh wonder who wins?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
It is nice to know that you're probably not going
to have your entire well ripped apart when you break
down a few of the policies. There are some people
that will be impacted negatively or positive.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, but it's not like full on, it's not extreme.
There's not there's actually not heaps of heaps of passion
between each party, like if you were to put them
side by side. This is why a lot of people
are like I don't know who I'm going to vote for.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It's because they're actually quite similar these days, promises the
Labor Party and the Liberal Party of Australia have both
gone from being a little bit more right and a
little bit more left to being in the middle.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do you know. I know that you're not supposed to
vote for the person, but I always look at the
person and I can't help but vote for the person
and not the party. Malanowskus is someone that I would
vote for, don't you reckon as prime minister.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
We know him though.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
He's a good dude, but but he's but he has
such a personality and a good aura that he also
goes to all the regions and cares about people. He
actually cares about people.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You know what I do like about Mali is quite
a good speaker. He's an engaging speaker. I don't like
listening to either our boat or well.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Dunton's unemployed now, so don't be hearing about anymore From exactly.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Dunton's got absolutely no warmps. I can't believe anything he says.
And Albanese is just like a careful what you say
about him. He's going to be primeters for the next
three years.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's just his classic Prime minister and he speaks through
his teeth.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Are always close to him.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Know, we're a fair country here, we want to we're
we're honest.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
For see him holding the room at like the UN
as World leaders.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Just you're strong. Whether I like you or not, you're strong.
Yeah strong.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
It doesn't suck Australia. Can we please get some good politicians.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Dunton's probably just going to start like making like little
arts and craft and selling them on.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Do you think that that's the most likely thing, because you.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Know when you get fired from something, this is where
great things happen when you get fired.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
He's going to really find himself.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah you do. You get to stop and go. I
don't actually want to be apology. I want to bake
cakes and I want to have a little cake store.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What do you think Peter Dutton's special specialty cake would be.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Maybe making like wigs wigs or cakes wigs but look
like cakes that look like wigs. That's his specialty. That's
his niece because he has no hair.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
An insight into Haley's mind, I.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Cannot wait to a medium. Monitors transcripts this whole conversation
and sends it to them both if the Mayhaw that's
that twenty seven degrees?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
So good?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hop for the fifth of May coming?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
They were wrong in Game of Thrones? Do we play game?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's do it?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I want to play What's Cooking Good Looking? We're in
a suburb edition What's Cooking Good Look? And we'd like
to play every morning. Vergo gives us a recipe. It
did start with recipes from actual food dinners, but it's morphed.
It went to TV shows and now we're in Adelaide
suburbs as our theme. We get some ingredients, We go
head to head with each other, best.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Two out of three. Whoever can name the suburbs first
gets a point.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
All right, are you ready for this?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hailey is miss Adelady?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah? I should know.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Every time I win. It's huge regions.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
You're also from Adelaide, mate, everyone's.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Talking about Everyone in my head is talking about.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Suburb Rainer's building supplies. Also, I'm changing the rules. One
guess per clue, Absolutely good. Guess our DNS silver chain
head office.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh this is definitely Regency Park is.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
God?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
The confidence you said that with ninety three Cafe f.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Ninety three Edinburgh sounds like a plane beyond bouldering.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
This is out like Monoparahby.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, remember it was one Solisby Parklands terminal.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh resurend is he being to that parklands so many times?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Beyond bouldering? We should go beyond bouldering.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Out Is that anyway?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Rock climbing, boulders A big rock, big boulders.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
In this chap there is Betty's Burgers, god Elk City,
There's a Cheabo, there's.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Part High Park.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Just then I literally went cross. It was so much
anxiety locked in. I had to get it out.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
You're like, I know everywhere that Betty's Burger.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I can list them all off. There's Marion and there's Norwood,
and there's City and there's God.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
This girl loves her concrete shakes. All right, time break
here we go. Come on, Wait Street Reserve, Oh god.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Wait street, Waite Streets?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Is there a Waite Street? The Blair Hotel. We already
said no.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You said it's your rule. It was your new rule.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
The TeV issues.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
It's not mad, alright, the Max is angry about losing
that one, but it's also angry about the weekend that
was in the AFL All right here about you.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Lost growth lie wa we're talking about this other.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I've moved on like he has. We're talking about football.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I've still let's still a bit of this mad.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Mad yeah, mad Max Crey.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Right, we are getting mad about the footy this weekend
thirty one or two three. If you are mad about anything,
or if you want to agree with me here, I'm
going to go offered a couple of people on social media. Now,
this happens for both Crows and Power and any football
club really, any sporting club.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
People just get anger on social media.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I get that it's given you a voice you otherwise
wouldn't have had, but these people, they give me the irits.
So this group of Crows fans, I'm going to point
out it was the same for Port fans with Charlie
Dixon last year.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
There's a group of Crows fans who.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Seem to think that sitting at home watching it on TV,
they know a little bit better than the people that
work at the football club when it comes to selection.
And every single week there's a couple of blokes that
these group of Crows fans don't like. They don't like
Lockie Murphy, they don't like Matt Crouch. They somehow don't
like Riley O'Brien and Rory lad who have won the

(10:30):
Farrest before, and they don't like Brodie Smith. Why because
they think that all of these players have been good
in the past and they've served their use and now
the Crows magically have a whole bunch of eighteen year
olds who should be playing instead.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
The issue is the Crows young players aren't that great.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Wow, well they're not. There's a headline for you.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I mean every football club most of their eighteen year
olds aren't that great.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh they're that n they're playing AFL. They're great. They're
the best of the best.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Sure they will be better one day, most guys do.
I want to talk about Brodie Smith in particular. Brodie's
like thirty three. He is in the last year of
his AFL contract and probably in the last year's AFL career,
and he knows that last year so Brody has been
one of their best players for ages and he's now
no longer one of their best players. And he started

(11:20):
to drop out of the team last year and he
gets that that happens, right. That's a good dude. He
switched on. He's committed to he knows that he's going
to finish his an Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Boy when you're on the top.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
He's given everything to this football club body mind, like
everything he's done.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
He's done his knee for the footy club.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
He got picked again on the weekend for the first
time in like six months. Didn't play back end the
last year, hasn't played this year and he said, as
like a thirty three ould who's played nearly three hundred games,
it was.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Like I was playing my first game again. I was
really nervous.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
And he has copped so much victriol from the Crow's
fans over the last six months. And there's a group
of them you have to be unhappy, but there's a
group of them that like seemed to have this hatred
and they refer to him on Twitter as thirty three
his number. They don't even call him his name, Yeah,
they call him.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Why it's thirty three in the team are not to me?

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It is just like there's supporting and then there's bang
unhappy with things, and then there's whatever they're doing where
they have like this vitriolic hatred of one person in
particular who has done so much for your football club.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Charlie Dixon was the same for port.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
You're listening of players that picked like legendary players exactly
can't dislike. It's like are saying mandra is a bad player.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
And the thing is, Brodie's not as quick as he
used to be and he's not as good as you
used to but he still contributes.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
He was good on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
He kicked a fantastic goal on the weekend and the
whole team ran to him because they know the crap
that he cops on social media every week and they
celebrated like his first goal put them on to Smith.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
He serves one. Can I just say that is a
little bit weird. You're playing an AFL match and people
congratulating you for getting a goal that's the point of playing.
Its like, it's a bit weird.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
My last point on this the last point I'm moving
on from your points I've done.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
You gotta go.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
The last point on this.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
There is one particular very bitter Crow's fan who I
see pop up on Twitter all the time because he
is the person that says thirty three and you're afers
to all by their numbers.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
He would never say it to their face.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
And I know this because despite crapping on these players
for months and months and months and months. He goes
to the clinics with his daughters and has and posts
photos with his young daughters and the players on his
social media.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Who is this person?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh, don't use egg he doesn't have his fake name
egg face because.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
You don't know who is, not like some of the
people would know.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
And these are the these are the people that do it.
And I hate you and don't do that. Your daughter's
idolize these people.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Don't do it. You're a bad person. You're setting a
bad example.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You're doing exactly what he's doing, saying he's a bad
person publicly.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
And they're saying that if I knew his name, i'd
call him out. I wouldn't call him by his number.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is his your alert?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
He's from Adelaidy. It's cozy, it's not.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
It's not if you want to those people, please don't
do it.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
That is mad.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Max was.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Heely's hot tea. So this went to air too late
last night for me to see it, but I was
really wanting to learn all about what happened to Jock
Soong Frillow Cat TV. Yeah, you would have seen that.
His widow, Lauren has given her first sit down interview
since he has passed away. So she was on Channel
seven and she gave a deep insight I guess into
what happened. The hooks were, how did he die?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's all we want to know.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, no one really knows the mystery surrounding it, what
actually happened in those final moments, But she didn't. She
says she'll never reveal exactly what happened.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
So they said they put their ads saying yeah, she's
going to and then she says, I'm not going to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, I think we want to know because out of interest,
but also you also want to know. I like to
know these things because I'd like to know, like I'm
but and I'd like to prepare in case that ever
happened to someone that I loved, I would go, okay,
so this is what you do to stop something that happen.
But she said she was in Itaaly when all went down.
The hotel was saying that there's they can't get in
contact with him, so she rushed back and described the

(15:14):
moment where she first saw him.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
I could smell his hair product like it was just
like Jock was sleeping and I went up to him,
and I wanted to touch him, but I was really
quite scared. So I started with his hair and then
I could touch his face, and then I kind of
was okay with it, but it was really my time
to say.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Goodbye to Jock.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's so. I can imagine that the father of
your children, your partner. That's awful.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
If you saw Jimmy dead, would you touch his hair first?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I've never really thought about that. Would you touch him?
Would you hug him?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I suppose you.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Have you seen a dead person?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
A lot of movies where they hugged people and they
sob on their chest.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Their skin, Their skin is weird, it goes waxy. I
don't know what I would do, but.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
We don't have to get to that.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, that is terrible. Now I'm thinking those thoughts. She
is going to release her memoir Till Death Do Us Part.
Maybe that's where she'll talk a little bit more about
how it happens.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't like that title.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
No, I think she could have probably done be better
with the title.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Like taking advantage of your husband's death with that.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
She's no, no, don't say that. No, she's not. She's
just probably in a situation now where she's like, how
am I I need to I've got the rest of
my life to make some money. Yes, and people care. Okay,
let's go to Lady Gaga. She has broken records once again.
She has just smashed Madonna's record for the highest attended

(16:42):
concert by a female singer. Ever, how many numbers we
talk two point five million. If anyone can do it,
it's Lady.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Gaga copa Kavana Beach in Brazil.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, she's beaten Madonna Madonna.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't think anyone would ever beat Madonna.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Madonna did it. I think it was just after the
Bubonic plague that she did it, so like a lot
of people that died when she was touring, definitely around
the plague of a lot of the men were away
from the First World War.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Mount Vesuvius was just erupting at the time. That's a
different country. I'm just putting a timestamp on it. Have
a listen. This is Lady Gaga in Brazil.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Big crowd.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Apparently those a bit scary. It doesn't sound amazing, but
you know there's two or five million people there. Apparently
didn't go ahead, almost didn't go ahead because the Brazilian
police found a terror plot.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
We turned a half million people there.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I'm shocked if there wasn't a couple of people that
opted nefarious thing.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Apparently there was going to be people denonating bombs there
posing as Lady Garga fans in their meat dresses. Some
of Madonna's family trying to keep the record for her.
They're not around anymore, her family, great great great great
great great great great grand grandchildren. I don't like joking
about Madonna being old, because I love her anyway. That's
my aunt Tea.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
We had Easter a few weeks ago when he rolled
away to the Stone. A lot of people couldn't make
it to when Jesus came back because they were at
a Madonna concert.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm not very political. You probably realize that by now.
Don't really dive deep into the political world.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
No, you weren't out there picketing or anything. No handing
out how to vote cards.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
It would be funny if I was, it would be
But I am suddenly interested, semi interested in politics, and
I was on many articles last night because the woman
who unseated Dutton has suddenly got me interested.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yes, Ali France tell us about Ali France.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
She is a bloody wonder woman. She has done so
much before she's even unseated Dutton. She has had an
awful life with some awful tragedies happening in her life,
but has shaped who she is today. So in twenty eleven,
this woman life changed forever. She was pinned by a
car in a shopping center car park with her little

(19:05):
boy next to her. She ended up having to amputate
her leg, so she lost a leg. Then she represented
Australia in power canoeing, winning two team gold medals at
some massive championships. Like she's a para yeah, Olympian. Did
she go to the Olympics. I don't know if it

(19:26):
was Olympics. Your story anyway, she's a power athlete, she's amazing.
Maybe next Olympics she can go there.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
But I'm not about the fact in the way of
a good story.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Before she was in the Red, she was in the
Grain and Gulf.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
She's amazing, But then she's also faced some awful things
in her life. Her husband had cancer and passed away,
and then her little boy had leukemia and died last year.
And now she has unseated Dutton, and she's like all
over the news at the moment, and it's just like, Wow,
I don't know if you're like me. I don't think

(19:59):
you are. I'm just gonna put it out there.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, we have differences, you and I.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I have this weird connection with people who have been
through tragedies. I don't know what it is, but when
I hear someone's story like that, I'm suddenly so invested
in them and I want to know all about their lives,
and I just think they are so inspiring and so
amazing to continue to be in the public eye when
you've been through so much crap in your.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Life because you understand loss.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Maybe maybe that's what it is. I do, I understand it,
but I just go, OK, I want to know more
about this woman. She's so passionate obviously about as a
disability advocate, about NDIS and things like that. I want
to know more. And now I'm suddenly invested in politics,
which I wasn't about three days ago.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I didn't realize that you were so invested in politics.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I'm not until now I said.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
That, how did you go voting up in Darwin on
the weekend where you were away for the week.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I didn't vote.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I know I know you didn't vote the way I said.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
That was quite humorous.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, now, did you know my dad's country in Australia.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
It's a privilege, pulsory to vote, I know, and it
is a privilege to be able to choose our leader.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Democracy is good.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I go my own way, and I didn't vote. And
I'll tell you why I didn't vote. And my dad
is very angry at me. He told my husband. I
haven't had the conversation with him yet, but he's annoyed
at me. So I didn't vote because I was very
busy last week, right.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
We're all busy.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I was very busy.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
We're all busy.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I had to go to Darwin on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
If only the pre polling stations had been open for
two months, but I had.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I was very I wasn't thinking about politics two months ago.
I can't think about tomorrow. I can only think about
the day that I'm in.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You know you're in for a big fine.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well, I think it's between twenty and one hundred bucks.
It's twenty dollars, but it's also it's the only twenty bucks.
Oh yeah, okay, full fine. I'm glad I didn't vote.
Oh no, I just mean it's also one of those
things when I'm not super passion about either side. Obviously
I like the labor stuff. Yes, I'm a business owner, great, yeah,

(22:05):
but I'm also an employee and I have employees, and
I care about other things as well. There was no
side that I was like, yes, if I don't vote
that side, then I'm screwed.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Donkey vote, get a sausage and vote one.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think me no, because I think you're better off
if you don't have a side, you might as well
not vote.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
No, we're not encouraging people to not vote in a democracy.
I'd like to make that very clear. You should vote,
have an election, you should do the research and pick
a side.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I'm a busy working mom.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, we're all busy.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Again, you're not as busy as I am.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
All right. We're learning a lot about Haley Pearson, from
not voting to the disgusting thing that she exposed her
ten year old child to stop.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
It wasn't discussing. It's natural. You know how you always
remember that where you were when Princess Diana died. You
remember where you were when the towers sign it down. Yeah,
I remember where I was when my little guy, my
ten year old, found out about the birds and the bees,
and I'll always remember it, hence this tale. I'm about to

(23:08):
tell you what happens.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Regalios.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, ready, this is what happened in my lound room
a couple of weekends ago. So we're sitting down watching
a family movie.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Something about Mary or starting to push the boundaries of
family movie.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Great movie, though, awesome movie.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
So funny, very funny.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
There's one particular scene in that movie, the famous scene. Now,
if you are listening, mums and dads, it's okay, I'm
I'm going to dance around things, so you're okay PG.
Well it isn't. Yeah, show's PG. So there's that pivotal
scene in the movie that everyone remembers. When you say
something about Mary, they think of.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
The hair scene, Cameron DIA's hair gel.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
The hairgel, which is an in fact hair gel. It's
something else. And so I said to my husband, Jimmy,
we're watching it with our two kids. One's ten, one's thirteen,
and I said to Jimmy, let's just fast forward that
part and then everything else is fine. And he's like, nah,
it's actually just talk to him about it. Let's be real.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
It's an integral part of the movie to get the
full story building experience.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
But I'm I get nervous with that stuff. I don't
like them losing their innocence for clarity.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Thirteen year old is the oldest. Yes, has he had
any of the chats?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, he would know bits more. Yeah, he knows more.
It's more than ten year old that doesn't know really anything.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
And he's kind of very inno.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
She's my baby, he really I don't want him to
know anything.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Big guys that look up like yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
So we're all sitting there and I was like, oh
my god, this is it. Jimmy's probably right, I'm going
to go with this. Let's not fast forward it. And
so I was like nervously sitting there, like giggling because
I'm immature, and it was all happening. There's a scene
where the thing happens, the guy does what he needs
to do. We all understand what I'm saying here.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
If you haven't seen the film, it's Ben Stiller, right, Yeah,
he has some alone time. Yeah, and the product of
his alone time somehow finds itswain to Cameron Diaz his hair.
She thinks it's hair gel.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
And so my husband's explain to him while that people
to the moment is happening and they're like, why is
he doing that? Why are you doing that? And Jimmy's like, well,
when a man needs to relax, sometimes relaxing route and
sometimes you know he's going about to go on a
hot day and he doesn't want to be embarrassed and
get the thing down there that goes straight. So he
just did that before. Anyway, this is how I'm dancing

(25:14):
around it. This is ten year old know about the
straight thing. Yeah, of course he knows about the straight thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's what we call it straight, the straight thing, mom.
It's straight. Anyway, So the scene's happening, the hair, the stuff,
the sticky stuff goes on. Cameron Diaz hair. I thought, well,

(25:36):
this is a moment. I'm going to just bress record
on my phone and I got a little bit of
audio of Alfie's reaction. Have a listen. So he's gagging

(25:59):
that what looks like and so he knows that that
thing there is how you make babies. Sure, and so
he then said to me, so do you just then
get it from there? Does mum eat? It is that
how I became a baby.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Mummy may have previously, but no, not in this scenario.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
That is not how it works. So then we had
to describe, explain, you know, it actually goes somewhere else
and h rah. Anyway, that is how he has learned
about the birds and the bees through something about marry
It's actually obviously you wouldn't do it when they're younger,
but at that age, I'm quite glad we did because
now it was like we had a bit of a laugh,
a family laugh. We said, we only talk about this
with us, We don't go and talk about this with

(26:37):
our friends and things like that. Yeah, but that's how
you found out about the.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Birds of the bee educational.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
All I can remember from learning about the birds and
the bees is I reckon we had like year nine
sex out at school and there was the banana and
the condom, yes, or the tennis.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Racket, yeah, tis racket. Okay, see that's year nine. That's
quite late.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
All right.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
We want to know from you, how did you find
out about the birds and the bees? I reckon? Mine was,
where did you come from that book with the little
chubby old couple They get in their little bed and
they do the little thing and then they have a
baby bird.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Ain't wanted to tell you three, how did you find
out or how have you told your children about the
birds and the bees?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, we'd love to know how did you find out
about the birds and the bees or how did you
tell your kids? Because my little boy, he's ten, he
found out by watching Something about Mary as a family
movie the other night where Jimmy didn't fast forward this scene,
the famous scene with the sticky stuff in the hair,
and we had to explain everything, and he thought that
you got that sticky stuff when the woman ate it.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, but now he.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Knows that that's not how it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Works, that's not how babies are made.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
But it was a great way of teaching them.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
It is a way to learn.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
So we're asking you please let us know how did
you teach your kids or how did you find out
about the birds and the bees?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
The more ridiculous the better.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yeah, we love something about Mary as an educational tool.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Brilliant right, perfect, Yeah, give us.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Ring thirty one or two three. Catherine in Flagstar Phield
has done exactly that. Catherine, what did you have explained
to you when you were younger?

Speaker 9 (28:01):
So I was at my neighbor's house when I was
a kid, probably about six seven, and they were older boys.
They were talking about sixty nine ing. I had no
idea what they were talking about. So later when I
was home we were having dinner at the family I
said to my mom and dad, sixty nine ing. And

(28:21):
my dad picked up his fork and he picked up
my mom's fork and he held them together. Oh, that's
really He held them together and said, this is forking.
And then he turned one upside dad and said, and
this is sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh my god. That is really funny because my kids
say that now they don't know what it is a word.
This is spooning. That is really that's very good. Thank you, Catherine.
That's exactly what we want. Thirteen one O two three.
How did you find out about the Birds of the Beach?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
The creepy, the weird, the better, it's not craepy. Please
get Catherine about a mental as well.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
We'll take you calls next.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Something about Mary is the way my ten year old
found out about the Birds and the Bees. We watched
it as a family movie. And we're actually go a
little bit of audio after we're describing the very famous
scene where Ben Steeller was doing the thing and then
the sticky stuff ended up in Carindez's hair and we're
explaining what that was and how that's how you get pregnant,

(29:23):
and this is Alfie's reaction. Yeah, so he was gagging
on watching out. Before we get to the calls Burjo,

(29:46):
what's your story?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
How did you find out about the birds and the base?
I've got two stories. One quick one.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I was passing Ashley Jade on the bean bags in
the year two yeah and.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Year two yeah, and it's a bit of a.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Skin and Mum got involved and it was this whole
big saga at school because everyone was like, it's year two,
calm down.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Flex mate.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah. And then I can't remember what year it was,
but a girl came back from school, came back to
mom and Dad's house and like Mum had gone doing something,
and we were in the spa and I said.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Not in a spar it's not good for you there,
that we.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Should take our clothes off. And then I remember that
was the first time I straight.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, you went straight, and then you learned about.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
It, yeah, to learn about how to chat after that, so,
oh my.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
God, everyone's gone I'm thirty one O two three, give
it you Birds and the Bees chats Dave in Sky
with our favorite deep voice.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Dave tell us about the birds and the bees in
your life.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Well, I was born and bred on a farm, and
at about when I was about eight years old, I
suppose we had a stallion that people used to bring
their means around to get serviced. So I knew how
the mechanics of that work. But my question was to Dad, like,

(31:02):
how do they know when the mayor's already? And Dad
would say, well, they come on het. So I said
to him, well, is that how it works? His mum?
So she comes on heat and you know when to
make babies. And yeah, it sort of progressed from there. No,
that's not exactly, but you know, so you had.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
It in front of your Dave, you had a very
visual representation of babies being brought into the world.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Just listening, absolutely being a farm kid. Absolutely listening to.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Your voice, Dave. I think there's a few women in
Adelaide who are suddenly pregnant. If you're like the Morgan
Freeman of Adelaide, you need to tell like kid's storybooks
with your voice. It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Oh, look, I'd love to do that. That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh the forecast was twenty seven to the day. It's
a little bit.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Warmer now, Thank you Da, Thanks God. We said a
Dave to Hungry Jackson Hale Erson.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah, Dave, you got a one hundred dollars Hungry Jack's spout,
So thank you so much for giving us your dime
this morning.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Eggs there, Hungry Jack. They just give us a have
a good day, Hailey, you have a good day. Oh yes,
my pants floor.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So we've just been talking about how did you find
out about the birds and the bees? And I was
just telling story about how our ten year old Alfie
found out about uh, the birds and the bees and
what happens with the sticky stuff from Something about Mary.
It's the movie that we sat down as a family
and watched it, and my husband was like, let's just
not fast forward, let's actually watch this and we'll describe

(32:36):
what happens, so.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
They know the hairjel scene, that's not hairjel, it's not
hair gel.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
And so it was awkward and funny and weird at
the same time, but we did it. We got through it.
And the first thing he said, when he saw the
sticky stuff in hair. Hair is so do you then
get that and mummy eats it and that's how you
get pregnant and then pregnant. But you know, it's a
hard it's not it's not an option. It's a hard

(33:00):
want to do whatever you do. You it's a hard
thing to describe to kids without you don't want to
lose their innocence.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
But to be real now, even now, it's making you
uncomfortable because you're thinking about exactly and I don't have
and I was like, you know what, I can help
and you can help. So we've come up together with
a bit of a well a storybook really. We've tried
to make it nice and maybe at most PG rated,
And you, if you were in this position like Hayley,

(33:26):
you'll be able to play this to your young inquisitive
children and it will.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Make sense to them because we're using things that they
know of, like nerve guns, the birds, the bees, and
the sticky stuff. By Haley and Max.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Once upon a time there was a mummy and a daddy,
or two mummies and the donor, or two daddies and
a surrogate or one person identifying as a cat.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
We get it at least two parties. They love each other.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
And when these people or animals or as call them
a mum and a dad, you.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Know what, let's do that.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Okay, When this mummy and daddy love each other very much,
they might decide their love is so great they want
to have a baby so they can grow their love
even further.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Now, on the subject of growing, this will play a
part in how babies are made. You see, in most cases,
Daddy's ding dong is a lot like a nerf gum,
except imagine a nerf gun that shoots three hundred millions
sticky darts with each pull of the trigger.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Mummy has an oven in her tummy where she can
cook up a baby, and one of the most important
ingredients is one of these three hundred million sticky nerve
darts from Daddy.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
And if you want to get one of those darts
in mummy's tummy oven, where do you need to shoot
the gun?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Well, some people like to eat the sticky darts as
a treat. Other people like to shoot them all over
the place and wipe them up later. But the only
way to make a baby is by aiming the sticky
darts into a well.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Lubricated front door.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Once a dart finds its way into the oven, Mummy
has to cook it for nine months. One Daddy gets
further and further away from the oven.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Door, there will come a time where Daddy can only
shoot nerf guns by himself well Mummy is out of
the house.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
He may even use tissues his target practice.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
After nine months, mummy's oven goes and Mummy often screams
with love and happiness for a few days as the
oven door has its hinges blown off, sometimes with permanent damage.
But it's all worth it because a brand new baby has.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Been born, and Mummy and Daddy will look lovingly into
each other's eyes, amazed at what they had created because
they love each other so much.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
The end, they should do that in schools.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
They will play that in Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Actually, I'm just taking a call right now from that giraffe,
the giraffe that goes around in the little caravan, little
healthy kids.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yes, I'm going to take Yeah, there you go, get that.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
You want to run it everywhere immediately.

Speaker 10 (36:01):
Sixty seconds, five thousand dollars, okay, Alien Max's money minute.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
All right, beautiful paralle Houri is on fire today because
Natalie is about to win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Morning mate, morning, what do you need this thousand dollars for.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
A little bit of everything? I think spy day and
some bills and yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Day, Yes, I'm sure you gotta put by the way
nut showdown Weak poor Power.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, okay, we have tickets to that later, so stay chuned.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
I'm cheering for Nat because she's a poor Adelaide fan, Okay, And.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I'm cheering for that because she's a sister. All right.
So here's the deal. Net. We have ten questions sixty seconds.
If your pass, we'll come back to you at the end,
and we must accept your first answer. All right, sure,
thank you, good luck, girlfriend, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I'll drive today, Natalie? You ready?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Your money minute starts now. How many days in May.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Thirty one?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
What suburb is the larges Peer hotel in uh Large?
Which political party won the election on Saturday? Labor merlow
and Pinot noirs are types.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Of what wine?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
What is the color of sapphire green? Who played cheer
in Clueless? Oh?

Speaker 8 (37:21):
Path?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Is Addison Ray a singer or type of uv ray?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Uv Ray?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
What street is the nightclub? The woolshed on a street?
A popular AI Service is chat what.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
G TP?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
What is the capital of Germany? Pa, who played chare
in clueless?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
A path?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I need the capital of Germany. Give me German City.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Oh my god, one, Natalie, you got one.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
You did well. I say that every day, no matter
how well they did. Okay, our days in May thirty one? Yes,
strong start. Our larks P Hotel is in loves Bay,
labor One.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I'm being critical. You didn't saylus Bays.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
You just said last Oh yeah, but I gave you
the point.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Merlow and the suburb.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Are types of wine, Yes, she said wine. It's red wine.
But she said wine are types of wine. She's right.
Addison Ray Okay, Addison Ray a singer or a type
of U V Ray? You said, said singer? It's Addison

(38:44):
Ray outside today?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Where you sunglasses? Out there? Sp forty there's plenty of
Addison Ray's out.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
The woolshed is on Heinley Street. Yes, AI Service called chat.
What is chat GPT?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
If I'm being critical again? She did say chat GTP?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Did she?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
It was wrong?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I'm so sorry, You're so mean.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, it's just for the sanctity of the quiz.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
What's so sad? Color of sapphire. You said green, that
would be emerald. It's blue. I did know that.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Ah yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
And the capital of Germany, Berlin.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
So what'd she get? Maxie like four? She got more
than four? Four?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Okay, No, we go five five. Fifty bucks for you, Natalie.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Thank you, well thought.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
It's tough on a Monday. You gotta wake up fifty bucks.
Take that to work, get into it.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
What me?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
What am I do wrong?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Nothing? They were expecting some bluesse answers there, That's what
I do. She's a sister.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I would give the whole thousand away if I could
do it tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (39:54):
All right, Alium Max showdown, Yeah, baby, this is exciting.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
On Friday, we are going to be doing our show
live from the Woolshed right on Hindley Street, year Harh
Partners Mechanical Bulle Famous, and we want you to come
down and ride that bull for the chance to win
tickets to the showdown.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
You may have been in that position before, but it
was probably a Saturday morning, and it might have been
three am, and you had had a big evening with
the Bunderberg Bear.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
So it may not have been your first rodeo, but
that doesn't matter, or.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
Rodeo rodeodo drive. I knew exactly what you're thinking, right,
dao to each other, you and I.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
So the way that this works is it is a
sold out showdown port Pro Saturday night. Huge doesn't get
a whole lot bigger. We have a whole bunch of
doubles to give away. And the people that come and
ride the bull top ten times what I used to
do on top gear where they would slap the lap
times up there.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, top ten times. You're going on the showdown.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, that's amazing. So ten doubles to give away. So
to do that, you've got to register on our website.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
One two three dot com dot au and.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Then we want to see their Friday.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah, so we're going to.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Start We just start calling people that have already registered.
Grace in West Beach has done that morning. Grace your
portrait in the morning.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Hello, Hello, how are you guys this morning?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I'm so excited, Grace, Grace, Grace por cries, por cries crows.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Obviously, why would you use another team exactly? Okay, question
is though, have you been on this mechanical bull before?

Speaker 9 (41:45):
I have not, but I've been practicing in my mind,
and I'm.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Ready to go.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
How does one practice in their mind to ride the
mechanical bull, Grace.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It's visual manifestation.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I've been going over it.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I've been practicing my technique. I think it's all about
squeezing the thighs together, like really firm. I've never ridden
it either, but I'm really excited to do that. I reckon,
you've got a good chance, and then we're going to
give your tickets to the showdown.

Speaker 9 (42:09):
That would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I'd write it backwards and blind to see the Crows live.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Grace is giving yourself a handicap straight off the bat.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I like it right, Well, Grace, what we can tell
you is you've registered and we're going to see you
on Friday morning. You get a crack. You can write
it without a blindfold and forwards if you want, but
you're in all right, Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah you see there. I'm excited the woolshed baby, Yeah, Grace.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I hope you go really well, and then I hope
your football team gets absolutely smacked.

Speaker 9 (42:35):
All right, thank you so much for that, Max, But
I think it might go the other way.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, go cross.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
After the weekend. It might anyway, Thank you, Grace. We'll
see you Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Guys, Showdown, Hold Down It Mix one on two to
three dot comity your grace. I know you're a Crows fan,
but apparently you can access the game still with a
port Adelaide two game pass for just seventy five bucks,
So you might have to buy that little port oh.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I might have to think about that.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, it's worth it. It's worth it. What a great
culture to be a part of. Shall we do it
daily hand matches. It's a wall of truth.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
We have some deeply personal questions hidden in some envelopes
that are stuck to a wall in our studio, and
every day one of us answers a whole bunch of questions. Well,
one question, and it is gonna enlighten you a little bit.
You're gonna learn some more today. You're learning about Haley's
a question again.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
It is the most embarrassing thing that's happened in the
last six months. The thing with me is the stations
are going to regret asking me these things because I
will tell you everything I do overshare and you say
too much, I say not enough. I'll tell you everything.
Are you ready, I've got two stories you pick.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Sure, Are you mean a little top line?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
They both involve they both involve tampons, great girls night out?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah, okay, off drama.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I don't want to know about temples in the office
because I work in the office and they're gross.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Right, fellas, let's go.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I actually don't think this gets any more embarrassing as
a woman. I was going on a girl's night out
to Dolly with my mates, my girls, my girl mom's.
I was being picked up in a car to go
on a girl's night out and I was like, this
is so exciting, you can't wait. Yay, like seven of us, right.
So my friend Alice picks me up outside my house
and I was so excited. I ran out, got out

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the gate and she was already getting out of her car,
and I was like, what are you doing. Get in
the car. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
It's girls night, I had time to hang out at
my own house.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Just get in the car and go anyway. I looked
at her and She's like bending down trying to pick
up things from the road, and I'm like, what are
you what are you doing? Get off the road?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Bin?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, she goes your bin's exploded. There's stuff all over
the road. I'm picking it up. And then I walked over.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
No, no, no, she goes, Oh, they're tampons heavy.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
There was literally twenty all over the road. Birds had
been pecking at them because my bin was open.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
And that means that die.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
That means that people have been walking past and seeing it.
Your neighbors have been seeing.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
If that hadn't been anyone else, I'm so lucky it
was her because I'm not embarrassed in front of her.
But if that hadn't been anyone else, imagin if I
was going on a date to pick up We got
in the car and I immediately texted my husband, Jimmy,
and I was like, get outside and pick up all
my tampons. I'm so embarrassed there all on the road.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
You didn't clean them up.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I got in the car. I was like ushering everybody
back in the car. I was like, don't worry about it.
Leave it's not mine, it's not mine.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's blown from down the road.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Quickly, get out the front of my tampons from the road.
And him, being the amazing husband that he is, he's
such that's a good guy. He went out and cleaned them.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
All up for me.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Oh, it's so embarrassing with some rabbi gloves. I don't
think you can get any more embarrassing than that. I
always have these silly things that happened to me. That's
good out of all the things. Why do these things
happen to me?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Coming up after nine on mix? You know every day
we do four play all day with Michelle Murphy. I
love doing four play four songs from the eighties to now,
and you recall them, you win two hundred dollars into cash.
After nine o'clock we're doing double four play, more full
play than you can handle.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
I love.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
How does she manage it?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
She is a busy lady. She is speaking of that.
Do you remember the moment where you found out about
the birds and the bees?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Remember that moment you have those little discussions? Yeah, internet age.
I learned a lot on the Internet. And then we
had six set at school and there was the banana
and the Yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Little book where did I come from? The little little couple.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
And the boys at an all boys school that matured
about eight years before I matured, and they were doing
things and I was just like, oh, how good? It
says to me street guys that much perfect, Yeah, exactly,
I like Elmo.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I was telling him Max earlier today about a little
situation that my family had. We watched something about Mary
the other night as a family movie. I've got a
ten and a thirteen year old. Thirteen year old fine,
but ten year old doesn't really know all the details that.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
There are adult fees in the film.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Kind of protected him from that because I feel like
as soon as they know, they lose all their innocence. Anyway,
that particular scene, the famous scene in that movie with
the sticky stuff in care, Yeah, that came up, and
my husband's like, let's just like, let's just let's just
watch it, don't fast forward, and we'll talk through it
and we'll explain what happens. We'll make it normal. So
we're all sitting there, we're all a bit laughy, We're

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all like, Alfie's learning for the first time what that
sticky stuff is and where it goes and how it
makes a baby. And I thought, well, this is probably
the perfect time to record we a little bit of
audiover you the audio, Yeah, this is what happened. So

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he thought it was a little dot And then I
said to Max earlier that he also said to me,
so does that sticky stuff do?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
You?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Didn't eat that? And that's how you have a baby.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
It's not how you have a baby.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
No, So we thought, Max and I thought, well, maybe
there's a little bit we can help parents out here.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
There's a gap in the market. No one likes to
have this conversation with their children.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Nobody likes it, but you have to and you need
to make it relatable so they understand. So we've included
things like a nerf gun yea at an oven in
our little rendition of where babies come from.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Auntie Haley and Auntie Max. Auntie Max, Well you're about
to see that. That sort of gets to run right
at the top of this Let's go.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
The birds, the bees and the sticky stuff by Hailey
and Max.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Once upon a time there was a mummy and a daddy,
or two mummies and the donor, or two daddies and
a surrogate, or one person identifying as a cat.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
We get it, at least two parties that love each other.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
And when these people or animals or as call them,
a mum and a dad, you know what, let's do that. Okay,
when this Mummy and Daddy love each other very much,
they might decide their love is so great they want to.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Have a baby so they can grow their love even further.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Now, on the subject of growing, this will play a
part in how babies are made. You see, in most cases,
Daddy's ding doom is a lot like a nerf gum,
except imagine a nerve gun that shoots three hundred million
sticky darts with each pull of the trigger.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Mummy has an oven in her dummy where she can
cook up a baby, and one of the most important
ingredients is one of these three hundred million sticky nerve
darts from Daddy.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
And if you want to get one of those darts
in mummy's tummy oven, where do you need to shoot
the gun.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Well, some people like to eat the sticky darts as
a treat. Other people like to shoot them all over
the place and wipe them up later. But the only
way to make a baby is by aiming the sticky
darts in to a well lubricated front door.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Once a dart finds its way into the oven, Mummy
has to cook it for nine months while Daddy gets
further and further away from the oven door.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
There will come a time where Daddy can only shoot
nerf guns by himself while Mummy is out of the house.
He may even use tissues his target practice.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
After nine months, mummy's oven goes deep and Mummy often
screams with love and happiness for a few days as
the oven door has its hinges blown off, sometimes with
permanent damage. But it's all worth it because a brand
new baby has been born, and.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Mummy and Daddy will look lovingly into each other's eyes,
amazed at.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
What they had created because they love each other so much.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
The end, and now you're in the mood to play
four play with Michelle Murphy after nine o'clock Enjoy

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Guys, Lovely Day