FULL SHOW #65: RIDE THE MECHANICAL BULL, WIN SHOWDOWN TIX!

FULL SHOW #65:

TODAY, HAYLEY & MAX BROADCASTING FROM THE WOOLSHED ON HINDLEY, WITH HOT SHOWDOWN TICKETS UP FOR GRABS!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Helium, Max is Showdown, hold Down Solid.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's in a real lifehol Down don via Sniche.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Now head out to the show Tower.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Good morning, Adelaid.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
For the first time in all of our radio careers,
we can say we are broadcasting live from the Wolfshed, Showdown, Hodown,
Haley Peers and Max beird for.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Good morning, Hello guys, and what a monumental day. The
Catholics around the world, everyone around the world looking to
Heinlee Street. I've seen the white vape smoke rise from
the Wolfshed three. Because we have a new pope.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
You have a new pope, and who cares?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
We're doing the shoutout, holdout fami.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh yeeha. Can we talk about the pope really quickly,
Leo if.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
You want to?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Is he a lovely man?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I don't know him personally.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
He's an American bloke. He has spent a lot of
time in Peru. I've learnt, like Paddington Bear, a little
bit of reading. Yeah, so he's gone with His name
is Robert, but he's gone with Pope. Leo the fourteenth,
sixty nine year old not as progressive as the last pope.
He's American born. He's the first American born pope, which
means there's a pretty good chance we've now got a

(01:12):
pope that has like been to Walmart and eaten at McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, because I've had Benny before.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
From Chicago's probably going to serve deep dish pizza as
the body of Christ.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
He hasn't got a funny name though. Leo, Yeah, le Yo, Leo,
Uncle Leo. Pretty actually, yes, it's pretty ey time we
say his name is Leo.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, they've got it done. I think they had two
days in conclave. The boy's got to give each other
and the Sistine chap and they're like.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Let's just we need to get out of Here's.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Get out all.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
There's many smelling morning breath in there.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
No smelly morning breath in here in the woolshed.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
This morning.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
We are encouraging you to come on down and ride
the mechanical ball the top ten times this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
I got tickets to the show.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
I didn't realize it was so large and slimy, like
you's gonna fit over it.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm going to fall off straight away. Slimy is not
the right word. It is a little a slimy. It's
like it's got like a sheene on them. Yeah slippery.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Was it slippery but a little bit slimy? Well they
clean it, Yeah, no, it's clean slimy.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I can't wait to get.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
On this ball.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
We've got people coming down all morning to win a
showdown ticket.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, they've sold out those showdown tickets.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
And the good news is if you didn't get through,
if you didn't register to ride the ball today, you
can actually rock up here at the Woolshed for a
wild card entry.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
There might be a couple of extra tickets.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, please come on down.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
We know you know where it is.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
We know you know where we are.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
We know you were here last night. Just come back.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You know what if you show your stamp from last
night if you haven't watched it.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
We are throwing Adelaide on that mechanical Ball for those tickets,
but I reckon it's only fair that we maybe put
one of you guys on it first.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, Max a I'll go first. I'll get it going,
all right, done, all right?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Max Burford on the Mechanical Ball here at the Wall
shared for six am on a Friday morning only happening
here with Haley, Max the Bigs one ofn't you both.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Come on get me some cruisers.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
We I hear live at the Woolshed on Hinley for
our showdown Hodown year.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Okay, so we've got a bunch of amazing, very footy
loving people coming down to ride the mechanical ball.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
If you haven't done it before, this is gonna be
very fun.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
If you haven't done it before, or maybe you don't
remember it before because it was four am and you
had a couple of Bundy and cokes.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, which is normally the case.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
But today we're doing it one hundred percent sober, and
you were about to test it out for the floor
for the first time.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You have been practicing.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I did sit on it before, and if you just
wanted to hear is the ball, I'll just give them
a little slap on the rock. Oh yeah, do that again,
firm rump. It's really hard and clapping the ball. Not Hailey.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
For clarifications, I'm actually glad that you're in this inflatable
kind of pool thing without any water in it, because
my mum called me last night and she's like, you've
got a broken coxiic.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
You shouldn't be on this ball.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, you've had this for a walk because you've got
a tail.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I've got to tell you I can't land on my
tail anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
The bull is here. There's a little rope with a
nott and that's pretty much all you've got to hold on.
I'm going to jump on now. And the theory today
is the top ten people are winning doubles to the
showdown to sold out. A whole lot of people registered
at mix one or two three, dot com, Dot you
if you want in. We still got some last find entries.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Come in. We've got some wild card entries.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Come.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
If anybody need the bullshit.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Come down. If you're just rolling down Higley Street at
ten pass six, please.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Come and hang out with us. We're dressed as Woody
and Jessee like we are actually tails.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
It is the Showdown and I am about to ride
the ball. So I did bring a slight outfit change.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
What are you doing unbuttoning your shirt at the moment.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Well, it's actually quite tough to un button with one hand.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Ah, you're wearing a port guernsey.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
There you go, prison bars, prison bars, prison bars.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, climb aboard.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I just quickly Max the competitive arrogance from you. How
long do you think you're going to be able to
do this for?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm thinking, I'm hoping. I'm just switched over microphones here,
hopefully you can hear me. I'm thinking, like, it's twenty seconds?
Can you do twenty Is that normal? Here?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can we?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
It depends how fast they've got slow, medium, and fast.
He's jumped aboard, holding on.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm right on the ball.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Not spent a lot of time on this thing before
I grab it, just under the under the little.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Knot clenching his thighs.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
What my cousin Darcy said, He said, clench on with
your thighs. Yeah, put a hand in the air. All right,
hands in the air.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Here we go. All right, okay he started for two seconds.
They're going slow.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
As long as it's this pace, I could probably hang
on for a while. You can jack that up.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You don't have to jack it up.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
This is pretty good. Jack it up all the way up.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
And remember you are breakable. He's going around and around.
His hand is still in the end.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
He's still on medium, changes changes.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's going very fast. Now he's struggling to hold on.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
He's still on though I hate this. He is so
good at it. Close to the edge.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yeah, he's about to come off one more jackboard again.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'm going to still hash k that's good. Are you okay?

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
And Jenny great, it's like the real thing back to you.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I time.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
That one takes me back in my days bucking Broncos
he never did that. Takes takes me back to the islands.
You never went to the Highlands, you know.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, that was amazing, well done.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
How many seconds is that?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Twenty nine seconds? There's a benchmark.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
She was easy on you over here, they're not very
she was easy. I think she said, go to extra
go to extreme speed. We only do this for professional
bull riders. There you go. That's the mark, twenty nine
seconds somewhere.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
On the leader board.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Come down, win, you sell some showdown tickets.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Today is a very special day across Australia. It's Do
It for Dolly Day, in memory of the beautiful fourteen
year old Dolly who took her life eight years ago
now and we are joined by her incredible and very
inspiring mother, Kate.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
For Dolly Day has become our our annual awareness and
andresen campaign and it really brings me unities together right
across Australia, businesses, full workplaces. It's absolutely incredible.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
The irony of this is that your daughter, who was
so sad that she took her life, is actually saving
so many other lives through this awareness, isn't she?

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Absolutely? And you know we have a beautiful young ambuffetor
for us this year Who's Who's got her own journey
and who and her and her family have been beyond
supportive with their business and telling their story. And you know,
Logan's story of coming out the other side is absolutely incredible.

(07:36):
You know, it makes us feel like what we've done
is making a difference.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
I know that this whole thing you want to end bullying,
do you think that that will ever happen? Like obviously
we all want that, but then it just seems to
keep evolving with things like social media and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Do you think one day it will be something of
the past.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
Look, I think we can all endeavor to create a
much kind of future and that you know, it takes
men in moving parts and it's up to all of us.
It's up to us as parents to be engaged with
our children and encouraged tree zones and to talk to
our kids about how their day is and how they're feeling.
It's up for schools to come on board, and it's

(08:15):
up to big tech to get on board and have
safety by design for children. You know, we all play
a really really important part in this.

Speaker 6 (08:22):
There's parents like U Kate who have been through the unimaginable,
unimaginable and you've lost a daughter to bullying. And then
there's parents who have a child who is bullying, like
the people who bullied your beautiful daughter. Ye.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
As a parent, it's not just the parents' responsibility. It's
a village of people.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
A village raises a child, so it's every influence, teaches, friends, aunties, uncles, grandparents,
everyone plays a part.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
And really getting involved and maintaining that consistent conversation with
our kids. It's not we just put a band in place,
so we've just put this in place and everybody's safe.
It's constant and it's evolving.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
What can we do on Do It Dolly Day? Apart
from talk about it here with you and raise some awareness.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
We're asking everyone to go blue, but pop on to
our website www dot do It for Dolly Day and
follow the links. But if you're a parent and you
want a school workshop, go on Book one or become
a giver that we've got merchandise that goes towards supporting
all of our programs, and we've got our twenty four

(09:23):
to seven support line as well. So if you do
know a family that's struggling, please share that link or
that number with them and know that you know you've
got help. At your fingertip talk.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I like the line that you guys use. It says,
don't be afraid to speak if you're a voice, yes,
even if your voice shakes.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Oh that's so true. Thank you so much, Kate. Your
strength is absolutely amazing and we are so proud and
honored to share Dolly story.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
With everybody so hopefully save more lives.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Haley and Max's showdown hodown and Maxie. I think I
just realized why they call it a hodown, Because when
people are Hailey off the mechanical bull.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Ah that is very down down. He's called me a hope,
move on, all right, they're a hold up at the moment,
can I say something?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I don't often get nervous and my heart is racing,
like I'm about to do something really scary.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Woman in the arena. You are in there right now.
If you have been down here before, you will recognize
the arena at the back where they have the mechanical ball,
the Bunderberg distilling light up neons in the corner, the
blue lights flashing down Hailey Pierson about to try and
dump on.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Can I just say I'm in the arena? Yes, but
I've just gone to the bull and there's no way
to get up on the ball.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's like a gas to get up on the ball,
get a bounce.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
How this works? Hailey just mouthed me before what if
I fall off?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Yeah, that's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I know I'm going to fall off. We've got to
listen to you watching because they you want to win
tickets to the show our top ten times this morning.
You can still come on down and get a wild
card entry. Top ten times are getting tickets to the showdown.
You need to give them an example of what to do,
or maybe what not to do.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
I don't win anything from this. I just want to
beat you. Though you got twenty nine seconds, you.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Win pride by getting over thirty seconds here, so I
wet myself. Okay, enough for the waifs. Give me your mind,
give me that handheld. You've got your little lapel microphone
on now, so we should be able to hear you.
Try and jump right now.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
All right, okay, I'm on plait twice.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
All right, we've got gemmer on the buttons here from
the woolshed. Haley's rabbed onto the knot. I don't know
what to use. Okay, one hand in the air, probably
your dominant hands. I don't have a dot a dominant hands.
She's ambidexterous. Just pick one because we're all waiting. Okay, yep,
left fan locked in right in in the air in

(11:55):
a gem let's go. Okay, Oh my god, she's already
changed hands many seconds. Hailey's going around and around.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
He's had one directional change.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
The lean backs off.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
It's real, Explolly, I told you it was sliming.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh my god, there we go.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Now on the medium. I don't like she just came
out like a giraffe being born.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
There's a newborn fole here in the wallshed. Guys, watch
out for all of the goop. Hailey Pierson, what was that?
Sixteen seconds? We're going with eighteen seconds?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh that that's that's painful.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
And now we've got some examples of what not to do.
I would suggest to hold you onto the rope the
entire time and not changing hands halfway through as an example.
That was awful.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Don't do what I did.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Now, you know, Adelaide, you can still come on down here.
We're at the Wallshed. We want you to ride the
mechanical Ball top ten times getting tickets to the sold
out showdown tomorrow. I've gone thirty, Hailey's gone eighteen.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
You can beat us.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
What's just that's actually quite tiring and it's high to
stay on because he's sliding around the whole ball.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Make it not easy.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
All right, we're here live at the Wolfshed. I've got
to point out Monique Crichton is going to do the
seven o'clock news bulletin live from the Mechanical Ball here
at the Wolfshed.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
She is tiny, you do poohs bigger than her?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
All right, that's coming up, and Haley's hot tea celebrity gos.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
What do you got coming?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (13:27):
So the Beckhams, we we're gonna find out exactly what
they're actually like. An ex has come out and exposed
the becks are they actually really nice or are they
actually really psychoamine?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Oh my god, get it in the hot tea. Next
line from the woolshed, This is the showdown Hodown with
Haley and Max on Mix one or two point three.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
He's hot tea.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I wonder if the Beckhams have written Mechanical bull.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, they'd have one.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
She would be great. Posh would be so good on the.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Ball when she Posh might be the worst. She would
fold in half.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
She would break within half a second.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
We could honestly put a piece of a four paper
on the board and it would last for longer than
Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Speaking of Beckham's we were talking.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yesterday about there's drama saying that Brooklyn and his wife
didn't rock up to Beckham's fiftieth birthday, and everyone's saying.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, there's a rift between the brothers and the ex'es
and rah.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Rah rah, and everyone's talking about are they really as
happy as they appear to be on social media? Well,
an X has inserted herself into the story.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
That I would do yes.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Brooklyn beckhams X they dated in twenty eighteen. Her name's Lexi.
She's come out with this to say about posh and becks.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Victoria, she's the style icon.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like there's the coolest family. There's more intimidating David or Victoria.

Speaker 10 (14:51):
I think that they were just both Victoria and Sidney Crawford.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
They're both lovely.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
There's no drama there, guys, we're just trying to make
a story out of nothing. No one's feuding. They're a
lovely family and they're fine. That's unlike the paparaka. Yeah, okay,
let's move on to Lie and Paine one directions. Lie
in Pain obviously passed away last year. It turns out
yesterday he had no will before he died, and you know,
seas in his twenties, he probably not definitely not thinking
about wills away.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
When you're worth that much money, you pay someone to
come up with your will.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
You should because if you don't, your entire fortune may
go to your ex, which is what's happened, which is
fine because Cheryl Cole was his ex, but and also
the mother of their child.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Cheryl.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Cheryl gets forty eight million dollars nic which was left
in his bank account.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
I feel like you should have more than forty eight millions
in one direction.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Forty eight million you're saying, that's not that mum.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Don't write money bags when you're in one direction.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Forty eight million, there's a lot of money, but that's
probably not including like houses and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I'm sure he owns lots of properties. Is a property mogul.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Hopefully Cheryl is sharing the wealth, and she does.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Apparently she's going to give it all to their beautiful
little son Bear and it will be fine.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
We also love something.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
We love some money. If Cheryl's listening, yeah, it'll be
good for a money minute.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Cheryl listens, Yeah, she wants she might come down later.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Cheryl shas her on the mechanical ball. All right, your
favorite story of the day. Katie Perry, who I.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Still love no matter what anyone else says.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
She's just become a walking meme now. But she's very intense.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I think it's intentional.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
Though.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
She's funny. She's not just like her pinup GW. She's
actually got a personality.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
She's funny, taking the mickey out of herself a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, she's got a new merch on the line.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
All in on some Katie Perry.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Much Okay, So it is a bedazzled car air freshener
sounds good, but it's in the shape of ovary sect.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
So you look at it and you know, like you
see you know, the feminine symbol women.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
You know, as soon as you see it, you're like, oh, yeah,
that's that's the lady parts.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
It looks like a drone. It looks like a lot
of a drone. If if you're not familiar with the
makeup of the inside.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Women are born with drones inside of It's fifteen dollars
and it's for your car.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It makes your cast no nicer.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
We should get some Katie Perry air freshers.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
We should actually get some Halium max airpreshuners.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
What would it smell like? Well, what would it look like?
More importantly, seeing is Katie's obviously taking the fallopian cheer group, Well,
you're we would.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
We would also do that right the same.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Would you prefer the mail part, I'll get the mail one.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
You get, okay, and then we put in people's cars.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I love that idea.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
So Katie's onto something something for us. Yeah, we charge
people fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
For Dazzled the Dazzles I love it.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
We're here live at the Wolfshed. It's a showdown Hodown.
We've got sold out showdown tickets. If you want some,
there's still a chance for you to win them with
a wild card entry. So get down here if you're
keen to ride the Mechanical Ball. On the way about
seven forty, Premier Peter Malanawskis is coming here to the Woolshed, Mellie.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
He told us he's not going to ride the ball.
Maybe a little bit of peer pressure might get him
over the line.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
It's names, names, names here this morning because next guys,
the seven o'clock News bulletin is going to be by
Monice Crichton on the ball.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh are you sure about that already? Money? It used
to happen money, I'm so excited kind of however you
think I'll do it?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
We haven't worked out how you're going to hold the
new script and the bull at the same.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Time and put my glasses on the don't wear glasses,
they'll smash in your eyes.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I'm not really without them.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
This is going to go down really well.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
We've got five minutes to work it out of.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Three.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Come on crit live on the Mechanical Ball at the
wool Share for the show.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I'm so nervous for you money? Oh so am I look?

Speaker 10 (18:41):
History in the making it the Vatican, Tens of thousands
of people have gathered in Saint Peter Square to welcome
the world's first American Pope. Cardinal Robert Francis provest has
been elected as the successor to Pope Francis by the
one hundred and thirty three voting cardinals.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hold on on, yeah, are you holding on?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh my gosh, she's falling off. She's on there lying
clown her back.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Christmas cript.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
You are a very professional journalist, sy Oh no, it.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Lasted longer than I did.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Okay, now she's on the floor continuing, continue with the news.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Money.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'm listening, are you Yes, I'm surprised. What was I
off to? Oh that's right, Hope Leo the fourtee.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Just to confer money is not brother?

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Can I have another go?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
She wants to get back on the ball. I want
to get back on the ball.

Speaker 10 (19:48):
That's the kind of girl I am.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, okay, all right, mon's just falling off the sides
of the inflatable ring.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I think I've had a few tube many bogas.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, we'll get you back on to the next mort seven.
He just finished this one now and we'll do another
one at seven.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
Thirty maybe here all right, there's a big court case
today former Ossie Test cricketer Stuart McGill. He'll be sentenced
in Sydney four years after you might remember he was
kidnapped in a drug deal gone wrong. He was found
guilty in March of supplying a indictable quantity of cocaine
after a three hundred and fifty eight thousand dollars exchange.

(20:24):
Back in April twenty twenty one, and in some great news,
Matilda skipper Sam Kurz announced the birth of her son
with the Yonce Christy Lewis. The couple got engaged in
twenty twenty three. They've now welcomed their first child, Jaggermwis Curve.
In Sport, Collingwood lost the statue but one where it counts,
taking down Fremantle by fourteen points. In Perth Tonight, it's

(20:48):
the Saints taking on Carlton at.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
The g No.

Speaker 10 (20:51):
Willie Rioli for Port Adelaide tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
In the showdown, he withdrew.

Speaker 10 (20:55):
Himself from selection before the AFL handed down a one
match ban following an investigation into alleged threats to other players.
The club's hoping he'll be back next week and the
Reds are in action tonight against Western United in Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's a must win encounter.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Adelaide United's women's team need a big win tomorrow over
Melbourne victory in their semi showdown.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Panadole helps relieve every everyday pain, not the pain of
lossing yet another light, but for the headache it gives you.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Panadole's got your governed.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Always read the label and followed the directions for use
in gret Use could be humful.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Well sunny today twenty two, the top sunny in twenty
three tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
I have no idea what the current temperature is. It
doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Can we just say money. She's
currently in the arena like holding on for dear life
on the mechanical bull.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
The first ever time a.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Journalist has read her news from a mechanical.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Bull from the bullshared at this time and Mom's gets
amazing right now because Max Burfer just lifted her up.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
But to go against she said, I want to go again.
I have to jump out of the arena. We're giving
money another go go on money right, money don't touch. Yeah,
we'll just grip on those groins together and hold on
tight and lean back.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
We got right, she's on, she's just gone. She's hold on.
There you go. It's all about it.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Six seconds.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well done, money done, money. We'll see you for the
news next are Yeah. See.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Then we've got our amazing listeners who are massive port
Or Crows fans and want.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
To get to the showdown.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sold. Yeah, they are.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Coming along to the woolshed to ride the mechanical bull
and the ten people who ride it the longest win
double passes.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, we got to lead a board over here. We
are just about start to start cycling everyone through, and
we're starting with someone who registered. Tabitha registered, but she
had an issue the registry online at mixed one or
two three, dot com dot you. She's a receptionist at
a medical clinic, right job, and she's only been there
for a few weeks and a horrible boss. You keep
saying horrible, We keeps loss.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
To not let her come and ride a bull.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
So Tabitha wants to go, but she couldn't be here.
So we've got our boss stand in and we have
Tabitha on the line.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
With us.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Now morning, Tabitha, Good morning Max.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
We are so good the sense that we are getting
right here in the wolves shout on a Friday morn.
H you're bad delicious? Are you have?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
You got a bit of pomo right now? Do you
wish you were here?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
I'm so jelly.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah it would be true.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
So, Tabitha, the only way we can get you there
is by having someone feell in for you. And the
person that's feeling in for you is Stephen, our loss,
our South African Boston from the standing by Stephen, You're
with us, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I can? I can. Steven's got his little microphone on,
so he's about to enter the arena, Tabitha. Before he
does that, he can hear Do you have any final
advice or maybe a plea to give his best so
you can get along with the showdown tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
And ride that bill like she stolen?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh yeah, we're going to leave all of the euphemisms behind. Stephen.
I can see you winding one up. Can you please
enter the arena for tabaat I'm.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Not sure if the swells you guys who are drunk
from like last night coming into work.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
What's the conference? But it swells are very interesting in here.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, right right again where we're playing to the tickets.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
This is where the rules kicking and we've got time.
Keep it Talia on the time.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
And the rules are that the first ten seconds of
the ride are on the low level yep. Then it
goes up to the medium level, and then at twenty
seconds it'll go to the high level.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
I can't wait to see you on the high level.
You've got really long gangly legs.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Hold on, I'm going to get on this thing. All right, there,
we got this. We're going to do this right. We're
going to get to the tickets.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
We are go go go on, Steve, you go.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Jump on up and then we'll always on. Very nimble.
This is nimble. His atilely looks comfortable up there, right,
So you've got a good grip, Stephen.

Speaker 12 (24:59):
I'm calling my fires and I'm perfect getting goodness going.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
A duck the strength. All right, we've got Gemma on
the Martins. Gemma, please, for Tabitha's sake, let's get this going.
All right, we're away on the lower setting, Stephen.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Mike could actually look at him.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Was holding on. He's really long legs.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
He's not sure what to do his hands.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
He's going okay, he's got one hand on, but he
keeps throwing the other hand on the knot as well.
We're getting a few direction changes.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
We're still good.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
We started to lean.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
There we go. Official time, come.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
Batalia exactly seventeen seconds.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Seventeen. That's not that, Tabitha the last of seventeen seconds.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, oh my god, how are you feeling?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Tabitha wants tonight.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I think I'll put my back up. Can I get
another guy?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
No? No, it's not bad though. So we have our
leaderboard over here. Tabitha is going straight to the top
seventeen seconds number one. At the moment, we got a
whole bunch of distinancy ready to hopefully take that away
from you there, hoping.

Speaker 8 (26:07):
You've been great, Stephen, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Class.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I'm the bus I can do whatever I want so
much anywhere.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Take me all right, turn off his microphone. Maybe the.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Currently Tabitha slash Stephen at the top of the leaderboard
without seventeen seconds. We will be doing some more listeners
down here to get their times up on the board.
But Ben Keys is coming on.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
The show next GIZI is your man Kezy from the Crows.
You're obviously one of your top five favorite players along
with along with all the others, just name one.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Yeah, because all the others on other guys that play
for the Crows.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
This one current one would be fine Jordan.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Jordan's Dawson DAWs.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's coming up next. We've already got someone on the
leaderboard where Tabitha's on the leaderboard at seventeen seconds courtesy
of our boss Steven top ten times longest on the
ball getting tickets to the show down tomorrow. Our first
person to enter the arena other than us, Grace Crows fan.
How are we feeling?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'm so nervous. I can't even tell you.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Max, Grace you should be I just asked Grace before
have you done this? And Grace, can you tell me
what you said?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I said, half a second on top cruel, Yeah, half
a second the wall shed do.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
You know what seconds?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Grace is very tall.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You look fit. I actually think you're going to be good.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Do you know some of the people here have done
research about what the best pants are to wear on
the ball, and it said, Deniman, you are wearing jeans.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Okay, so I made the right choice.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, yeah, glad to hear the purple cowboy hat also
a great choice. Grace, would you please enter the Arena's on?
Go on, Grace, can you jump on? You got that
your Oh yeah? Oh yeah, she's on. She looks good. Yeah, great?

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah's doing right, Grace.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
This is for the crows. It's for you. Are you
ready to go?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Ready?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
She's ready?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Ten seconds on slow, then the speed up after ten
seconds we're away.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Okay, she's all right. She's showing a great shop. The
left hand is in the air, it's coming up and down.
Remember the lean back, Grace, do this for the crows.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Come on, calm the crows.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
All right, grip bon, Grace. You're about to go medium.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yes, she's good.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Sixteen seconds, yeah right, eventeen seconds she's at the top
of the leaderboard.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Four strength, My god, she's amazing. Twenty five seconds so
had what the hell is even readjusted?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Go down?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Twenty what that's ay? Let me draw with you, Maxie.
How do we feel?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Fine? Last twenty seconds because you.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Were spitting so damn fast, Grace. Twenty nine seconds you
top of the leader book.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Oh I'm so excited. Okay, this is this your whole
time to see? This is amazing?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
All right, Grace is started. We are here at the
Waol chap for the showdown. Holdown of course talking about
the showdown. Ben Keys joins.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Us right now, showdown is this weekend.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
We are so excited because we've got Main Squeeze on
the phone, Ben Keys having me back on We.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Love you Adelaide Crows superstar Haley? Did you enjoy this
game on the weekend? Even?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Do you know what's funny Keezy? Because you're the only
person I know. I get messages from all of my
friends with like just zoomed in photos of you, and
when you get a goal, like your mate, it's got
a goal, I'm like, yay go Keysy.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
Definitely feel like I'm walking taller out there with you
in the stand Hailey.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Now, Ben, you say, with Hailey in the stands, Hailey,
would you like to reveal how many games of football
you've been to this year to support Ben?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Well, I'll be going this weekend.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, but so far? Yeah, so far? Well, I watched
it at home. How many We're just about to start
round nine? Can you just remind us how many you've
been to?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Tickets are expensive.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Do you get them. I've been to none. Get to
the game.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I'm going to come Saturday.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay, I'll be there.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
She's going to be there, sitting.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Next to Max.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
We're going to be sitting in the Western stand, somewhere
in the middle. If you kick a goal, Keysy, I'll
be disappointed because I'm a port Adelaide man. But would
you be able to just sort of like point over
in our direction and give Haley just to the something. Yeah,
Western stand.

Speaker 13 (30:05):
I'll try and remember that.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, it's just like a wink and a point perfect.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Can you tell Haley showdown this weekend? It's the biggest
game that we have really in this state. Can you
tell Haley, someone who is sort of new to supporting
the Crows really like as a hardcore supporter, what should
she expect from the crowd this weekend?

Speaker 13 (30:22):
Just the hostile, energetic atmosphere from both sets of fans.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
But it's always the lectterer.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Okay, tell me what you actually think is going to happen.
Because you guys had a great win last weekend for
got down absolutely smacked terrifically, and the week before you
probably would have gone up.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
What's actually looking quite good.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
What are you thinking this weekend? Do you think that
you're going to get them?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
It'll be a contest.

Speaker 13 (30:41):
I think it doesn't really matter where every team is,
or how they're going, or what sort of form they're in.
I think you come in to a big rivalry game
like this one and it kind of all gets forgotten
and it's almost like you're starting again. So yeah, I'm
expecting a real even contest early.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, we are at the woolshed, a whole bunch of
people riding the ball trying to win tickets along to
this game, but in the off season maybe if you've
been anywhere near the woolshed before on Hinley Street.

Speaker 13 (31:06):
I haven't been near the woolshed in a long long time, Reckon.
I went there once when I first moved over. So
it's like twenty.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Nineteen, yeah, right a passage.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
Has it changed much or as it pretty much?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Just say the floors are still sticking. You've exactly You've
got to go at least once, Keezy, did you ride
the ball in twenty nineteen?

Speaker 13 (31:25):
I have ridden a ball in Queenstown actually, okay, just
not the woolshed.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
One.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Have you got any tips for the people that are
waiting to still go because we've had some absolute stinkers
so far.

Speaker 13 (31:35):
I just remember squeezing my knees like so badly and
the next day being like horrendously sore.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Like it was like game like groin pain, Aductor, fool.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Groin pain, growing pain.

Speaker 13 (31:48):
So I wouldn't recommend that, but that's just what you
have to do to stay on.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
We're going to be sore. You're to struggle with your
game on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Max, That's fine. You know we'll play our great game
of foot. It's more important I can sit down and
rest and watch the showdown on Saturday night with a
whole bunch of our listen zoo one tickets. Tailey, that's
the most important bit. Caezy, thank you so much for
your time. We always appreciate it. I hope tomorrow night
you play really really well and your team loses by heaps.
Dare you.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Kezy go Crow.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Remember Keezy Western stand in the middle second tier. Just
give us a little wave.

Speaker 13 (32:24):
I'll be looking for you, guys.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Thank you, mate, see you in the change dreams afterwards.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
All right, Haley, Max, You're live at the woolshed of
course our showdown down for sold out showdown tickets. Now,
have you guys seen this security walker around? Yes, suits,
it can only mean.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
One thing stands out like dogs.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Balls.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
There's two men walking out in suits and one of
them is our premiere.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, Bitter Malinowskis is going to be in the woolshed
at seven thirty on a Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Next.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It's been about fifteen years since he's done that.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Yeah, I don't know, Le's see even get him on
the balls.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yes, it's the last tickets in town to the showdown.
Tow Right, they're here at the woolshed. You've got to
get on that mechanical bull and do it though. It's
hayleium Max's showdown Hodown.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Good morning everyone, Haty Pardner, Yeah, get a run, giddy up.
Please come on down if you want to have a crack.
We do have some wild card spots available. Hang on
to this mechanical ball, the famous ball, the longest. Join
our leader board, which at the moment we've got four
people up there. Graces at the top twenty nine and
a half seconds, Wheels not far behind, Luke wasn't far
behind and then Tabitha's in fourth at the moment, top

(33:26):
ten ticks.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
To the Showow, there's someone here though that stands out
like dogs balls, and that would be our premiere. Peter
Melanowskas has just walked into the bullshed morning.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Mally ha been in a wol a week or two.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
I love that you're an Adelaide boy, and you would
have ended up here at some point.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Wouldn't you A long long time ago? Yeah? It was
never never a good.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Sign if you if I d it up here.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Were you like a heavy Royal exchange kind of guy
or were you more like Planet Heaven?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Ah? No, probably more the former. I preferred pubs.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
They're so I reckon we would have been pubbing at
the same time, because.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Well, yeah, they haven't got a bit of a workout
because Ali you Footy Club did his presentations there a
long what's the part of the end?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
What was your drink of choice? Like me two for
one sort of go gasbreeze or know. I never liked that.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
They had those specials, so I never got into it
and I was just on the frothy.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I know that you would have been a cowboy.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah, we're going to have another chat with Malley in
just a second. Stop talking about the girl writing. Now
is Adriana, who apparently knows Malle. We're going to get
her on then come back with MALLEI.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Adriana, how do you know, Malie?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I just do because of Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, well it's the Premier, but not for profits, so yes, okay.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
We does very good work bringing people together and in
the western suburbs of Adelaide, particularly around West Corrida.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
It's cool.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
There we go. We have a fan in the Premier.
Are you ready to perform under the pressure of the
Premier watching on for showdown ticket? Yes?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I am.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Bring it on, Bring it on, Adriana, jump in. She's
a port gal. I want you to win desperately. Oh yeah,
big bounce up onto the Adrianni looked like you may
have done this before. Yes, there's a little cheeky grin.
All right, script are you ready? Are you comfortable? And
they were taking up the wedding ring. We're happy, all right,

(35:15):
all right, Adriana, let's go, let's go. She's on the ball.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
This is for showdown tickets.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
All right. It's a it's a slow start where just
we're finding our place here.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Footy fans are the best. I don't reckon they do
this into state.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Hold on, Adriana, hold on the hands gone up.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
We look a bit shaky, but we can hold on.
Come on, sixteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
You can do this, Adriana.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
We held on late.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
What do we get to nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
She's up in the fourth.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Well done, premier thoughts.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
I thouse you had it under control there, and you
had all in recovery there midway.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
But ah, that one's a lot harder than it looks.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Thank you it is. We're done. We're up into fourth. Adriana,
you are currently getting yourself some showdown tickets. Please come
on down.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
To the wallshed more than Marion lying from the woolshed
on Highley. We've got a stack of people here wanted
to ride the mechanical bull to win sold out showdown tickets,
and we got the premiere.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yes, someone who really wants to ride that bull?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (36:14):
I feel very comfortable, not even contemplating that.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
That's a very well tailored suit. You think it would
go on the ball very bloody badly.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I think it would split right.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
What you don't want to I tell you what, I'd
be more than happy to do it. If I guarantee
Jackson made didn't get on there because he's got to
stay fit for Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Jackson Lead has just rocked up, and I can't tell
you what I can promise Jackson Maade from Port Adelaide
won't get on the ball if it means you get
on the bull better. Melon Mally.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Last time we saw you, I know you're the biggest.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Port fan apart from Max, and you tried to convince
me to come to Porne and.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I really wanted to wreak him a half. I know I.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Didn't want to go for the Crows because you asked
me to come for porn. You did, but I did
really bad.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Although tomorrow night you might be feeling I'd be perfectly relieved.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Do you think the Crows are going to be in?

Speaker 9 (37:03):
I keep poured a really good chance because every time our.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Backs are against the wall, we step up.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
And you know it's not been a great week for
us at Port Adelaide.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
It was one result. I mean before that things were
looking pretty good.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, there's some other stuff going on at Albert and
this week they've had a lot of non football things
to worry about. But every time that happens. Yes, stand
up exactly right the purpose.

Speaker 9 (37:23):
So look, the Crows have got nothing to lose. You know,
they're playing pretty good footy.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
They'll be up and about heaps to loose. Everyone's going
to jump off them straight away.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
The fans will jump on now.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
They they're fickle, those CROs fans. I have not fick.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
I think the Crows are playing good foota this year.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
From what I've seen.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
You're the person, so Saturday night you'll be at the
showdown Sunday. I'm hoping you're aware of this because I
know you're the busiest man in Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
But it is Mother's Day and you have a beautiful
wife with lots of children. Have you organized something nice
for your beautiful white eye belt?

Speaker 5 (37:54):
I actually have?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (37:56):
This is to say it is a secret and a
bell just turned of three every second Because last year
was a bit late to the party getting something organized,
so I promised myself that wouldn't happen this year. So
I've actually got something squared away, which I'm about, which
means I'm probably going to fail for any and every
time I get excited about a president doesn't know that's
do you know what.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
It's the thought malanoun skit. Do you do homemade cards
for your wife?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
What kids do as well? That you're getting a card
with stuck on the front of it.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
The kids are pretty my about third, she's five and
she's put a lot of eff.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Into her card, very hard about it.

Speaker 9 (38:39):
She's made her up, she's made her a little mug,
but she's pretty pleasable.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Can I just say, Mallie, we just love you. You
are like you get her out to the regions.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
You're always helping people.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Finally street region.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
I mean what other premier would say yes to come
to the woolshed at seven thirty in.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
The morning just to hang out with us. You are
a great man.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Well, I'm just hoping that horse Order wins the competition
this morning and he gets those tickets because the more
ports waters are there the better.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Well, currently there's three pros on the ladder. So are
you going to get on the ball now? Is that
what's happening?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
There is absolutely no.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Chase's not.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
But we've got Tammy, our next rider, lined up to
go before you leave.

Speaker 9 (39:17):
Some words, got the right colors on too, as far
as I can tell.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, helping you get up. Oh he is a strong man.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
She is up, She is up.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Okay, the official countdown for the bull right to start,
maybe from the premier today.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
All right, you're ready to go. You can't come on comfortable,
got your grip hand in the air. Okay, this talent.
Here we go five four three two one go on, Tammy.
Oh the look of worry on her face. All right, settling, Tammy,
she's on. It's the Tammy. How do you feel Mother's Day? Tammy?

Speaker 5 (40:00):
It's the thought that counts.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I wasn't. Oh, she says, it was terrible. You know what,
at the moment, you're in the top ten, so you're
a chance at the tickets. Absolutely good.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
All right, we have got a very special port Adelaid
player here with us today. We do.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
We've got Jackson me joining us. Morning Jack, thanks for
coming down, No worry.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
It is nice to be here on the ball. So
all good.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Are you actually getting on the ball or.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Are you not allowed to?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
God?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
No, I'll leave that up to the nice people here.
Can you imagine Ken Hinckley. Yeah, I had to call
him up for this and say, Jackson Mead starting in
your team tomorrow has just done an ankle falling off
the mechanical ball, the balls she had at seven forty
five for a Friday morning.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
What would Hinckley say, do you reckon? If you had
to say, make that conversation with him.

Speaker 14 (40:43):
I don't think he'd say much. It'd probably just be
staring straight through me. So I'll be getting on that.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Is he scary? Do you get scared of him?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
If you do the wrong things? Then yes, I do
that right.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
We're not getting you on the ball. We aren't getting
Tanya on the ball though.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Are you ready, Tanya? I don't think that. I don't
do that. Moment you are ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Have you got any experience on the ball?

Speaker 5 (41:04):
No, fantastic, perfect beginning to have.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
She's Crows fan and her partner here is a big
port fan.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
So if you do when you're going together, what's that
if you win, you go together?

Speaker 11 (41:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Absolutely yeah, and Craze will win and he'll see that
the better team wins.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Okay, Well, I like the confidence from you there. I
want you to win just so that your partner of
the port fan get some tickets. Let's get you in
the arena, Tanya, step on up. I'll give you a
hand because it's a long way up.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
And it is actually really hard.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Since she's a Crows fan, I reckon, we get Jackson
me to count her down.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's a great idea. So she max is lifting her
up because it is hard. There should be a little step.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Okay, she's on. Well is she backwards?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, she's backwards.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
She's backwards mate, all right, she's on the ball. All right, Dania,
can you give us a little thumbs up that you're comfortable,
You're happy? Black cow Girl had on a little bit
of sequen. We love it. Let's go. We' need a
top ten.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Time Jackson made from port. I'm like, count down, Yeah,
we're in.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Oh my god, j we have fowesome good work.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Seconds.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Can you lay there holding your hand on the on
the mat at the water?

Speaker 11 (42:19):
History would tell us, and so would many of that
bit of excess. They're not everyone's good a four play,
But one we're learning is that the mex family absolutely
nailing it was.

Speaker 14 (42:31):
Writing them all that started playing.

Speaker 11 (42:33):
But to be fair, we've made it very easy. We'll
play four of your face from the eighties to now.
Do you tell us what they are? And well, do
you know what happens next?

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Can't stop caring.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Al clarn carry you home.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Rick Astley's never going to give you one.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
That's what I'm not crazy. I'm just the sounds like
a winner to me.

Speaker 11 (43:06):
There's money doing you full player can feel this good
on this play at ninety a m and all day
while you.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Were Weeks nine find three.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
All right, Yeah, we're back here live at the Woolshed
on Highly for the showdown Hodown. Apparently we cut out there,
so anyway, we're back with port ou Laides j.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
We are inside deep into a pub right now, next
to the mechanical ball with a star port player.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Do you how do you think you're going to go
this weekend?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Honestly because Peter Malanowskas said that even though he goes
for Port, he reckons Crows might win.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
How are you feeling?

Speaker 14 (43:37):
I don't think you can ever count yourself out in
a showdown. So yeah, they've been going pretty well, and
we've sort of been up and down at the start
of the year, so yeah, we're looking forward to getting
out there, and you know, showdowns are always great, so
we're looking forward and making another one.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
And obviously if you win, you're not going to celebrate
too hard. Because it's Mother's Day on Sunday and you'll
need to see the only.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Reason they won't celebrate too hard. Yeah, you need to
give your mum a bit of love on Mother's Day.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
So what have you got for mum?

Speaker 14 (44:00):
Brother got her a bottle of gin and we're gonna
go out a brunch on Sunday as well.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
So AFL footballer orders for brunch, like, are they're things
you're not allowed to eat?

Speaker 14 (44:11):
Now? I'll just go to the classic scrambled eggs, a
bit of bacon, bit of avo.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Pretty simple for me.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
If you've got the pancakes with extra cream. Would you
be sitting there going, oh my god? What if someone
sees me like, will I get into trouble? Hinkley go
oh piggy?

Speaker 14 (44:23):
If we win, maybe not, but if we lose then
I think there might be some flags through.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yeah, the dieticians, Emily right. I don't think she'd be
too thrilled with Yeah, she she can keep quiet on
that one. A lot going on at Port Adelaide this week.
You had a last and then we've had a whole
bunch going on at the club. Can I ask about
what it's like being a footballer when it feels like
the world's falling in at a football club, especially in
such a big week like this.

Speaker 14 (44:46):
Yeah, he tried not to ride the emotional waves of
wins and losses, which is something I think we've done
really well over the last few years especially, but you know,
there's been some offield stuff going on. But I guess
we just try and focus on footy at the same time,
and that's why we play footy.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
To play footy, sir. It's like running out in front
of a showdown crowd then to distract you from all
that sort of.

Speaker 14 (45:04):
Year, especially at Port Home run. Can you tell the difference, mate,
It's awesome. I think the Hawthorne game there was fifty
odd thousand fans there and you know they hopefully have
that again tomorrow and n I was going to be
absolutely unreal.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
So yeah, it's just a different feeling. Never get sick
of it.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh he's a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
He's a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
How bad going against you?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Thanks? This is what happens to me.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I like the people, and then I switched teams again.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
This can be the third footballer you know the name
of Jackson me go along with Ben Keyes and Eddie Betts.
There you go, thanks mate.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
All right, Jackson me, thank you so much for coming
down here to the wallshed on Hinley for our showdown
hold down.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Any tips for the next riders.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
You've seen a couple come and go and fail. Have
you seen anything you might recommend?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Or maybe?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I mean, I know that you were here when you
were a little bit younger.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I know you've been on the ball.

Speaker 14 (45:49):
Never been on the ball personally, but I just saw
someone splat in about two seconds, so maybe just trying
to do a little bit better than that.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
It should feeling good.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Splat.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
There you go. There's the tip, do better than the
last person flat.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
All right, Jackson me, thank you so much. Make good
luck tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
In the showdown minute ten questions, sixty seconds, A thousand dollars, okay,
Alien Max's money minute.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
All right, we.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Are going to say a big good morning to Jasmine
in Lug's North.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Hi, Jazzy, Hi, good morning. Oh Jasmine. Do you need
a thousand dollars heading into your weekend?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (46:25):
I'd absolutely love a thousand dollars.

Speaker 15 (46:28):
I think I would probably treat myself for Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yes, oh yes, absolutely, Just treat yourself anyway.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Because it's not about a present, but it also.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Is about the presence. Nice to get a good present, yeah,
so true. It's also not as good as getting a gift.
It's so true.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
All right, Jazi, I'm going to give you the rules.
We have ten to questions sixty seconds. We must accept
your first answer if your pass will come back to
it at the end.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
A right, yep.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
There is a theme today because we are at the
bullshared if you haven't heard with the mechanical ball behind.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Us, showdown hodown.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
So it's a kind of Westerne theme, a little.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Bit country west. Alright, Okay, that sets you down there
in the wild west of Flag's North. All right, Jasmine,
let's go. You're ready to play the money minutes?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Your time starts now. An strings on a five string banjo?

Speaker 13 (47:21):
Five?

Speaker 5 (47:22):
What type of rope is used to catch an animal.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Pass? If you like? Who's the leader of cases Australia Party?
Where's the Big Hat? What pop star has a country
album called Joe Anne Big pop Star?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Joelie?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Who plays John Dutton in Yellowstone Ha? What's the capital
of Tennessee?

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Who sings take Me Home? Country Roads?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
The country Ruled?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
So? What states to big ned kelly In, give us
a state, big ned Kelly, where did he do his work? No?
Where did he do his work? Did you say?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Victoria?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Great?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
What city is the golden guitar?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
In?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Tam work?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Work?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
And you know what?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
We've got time for one more?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
True or false? Beyonce has a Grammy for Best Country
Album that she may have won last year. True or false?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
True?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
True? I locked it in.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I think there was this a delay.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
That's what was happening. If you're in Singapore at the moment,
that's all that was.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
Yeah, okay, so how many strings on a five string bandjo?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Five?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yes? Okay, what else did you get? You got? What
state is?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Big?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Ned?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Kelly In definitely said Victoria.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
You were really quick with that one.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
The golden guitar one d per tam Worth.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
That's where we have Lee Ernigan and everyone hanging out.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
And Beyonce has a Grammy for Best Country Album.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
True be true, chasmen, that's forty bucks, Thank you too much.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
I want us to tell you what you got wrong,
or you just want to move on and forget that
never happened.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
That's okay, we'll just forget it never happened.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, I thought, so let's just move on, Jasmon.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
We're also going to give you one hundred dollar three
way about OK for trying.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Hey, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Live at the Woolshed on Highley doing a showdown Hodown because.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
We've got sold out.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Showdown tickets to give away, so we're making everyone ride
the mechanical ball in.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Order to win them. Manda Big thanks to Hungry Jacks.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
He's given coffee and breakfast at everyone craving something fancy
on the fly. You've got to try that new eggpenning
so good, premium am egg and Rich Holland is on
toasted Turkish only at Hungry Jack's.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Next person trying to crack out top ten standing alongside
me right now, Amy a Crows fan. Amy, you've seen
some people come and go. How do you feel about
your chances?

Speaker 10 (49:44):
Oh well, I'm a little nervous, but I think I
can land on the leaderboard.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Yes, I reckon you might be able to Amy. Have
you been on the ball before or have you been
somewhere late on Honley Street? Maybe here the ladder? Yes,
the second option. I think everybody had it on Heinley Street,
but I have not been on the ball. So first
time for everything. You're a Crows fan. Get in there,
wee girl, let's go, Ames, jump up on that. You
got this.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
She's wearing the perfect pants as well.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
She's got the Lulu lemons on. We're ready to go.
Yeahs up, she's.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
I like this little minx.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Yes, alrighty names all right? We are you ready? You're happy?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Thumbs us time to beats three point seventy two seconds.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
But we've beat the time to beat.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
It's just a matter of how high you can get
up the leader boards.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
She's she's she's off, holding on, laying down on the.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
He's got timekeep Italia eighty one.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Oh that was amazing. You are on that leaderboard. Amy
thoughts Amy, I look good good, Yeah, you look great.
Don't watch the video bag, Amy, thank you, well done.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
You're I'm the leader for now her hips don't lie next.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah, Shakira, Shakira is Shakira? Who is she? Where's she got?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I love that we have a listener called Shakira.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Oh my god, right literally right if I look right
into your face, Shakira, let's go right now? You want
to go right now? You're ready to go? Okay, let's
throw this pink, pink hat on. We've gotta have a
little we gotta have your cowboy hat on.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Just reminder.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
So the top time twenty nine seconds, the bottom time
three point seventy two seconds.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
They ride for.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Ten on the lowest level, and then at ten it
goes up to level two, and then at twenty it
goes up to level three.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Now, Shakira, Shakira, it's not the actual Shakira. It's a
different Shakira. You've brought along a little cheer squad. Can
you tell everyone at home how you've.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Brought I've got my two little children, Aria and Marshall
with us today.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Okay, and how old are they?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Two and a half and five? They're gonna be cheering
mommy on there's a two and a half year old
and a five year old. You're bullshit at eight.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Am on a Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
This is how you were made, all right, let's get
into it. Shakira. You've seen how it goes. You know
what's good, what's bad. You know what if it's if
it's not staying on your head. You can get rid
of the hat.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Okay, she's jumping on them.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
That was good. Yeah, you could tell by the mounting. Yeah,
she was great. Okay, she's holding on. Shakira, your hips
don't lie. Let's see if they can get you all
the way to some football tickets. You're ready, set go,
We're away all right, nice and easy. Those thighs of
look they look strench. She looks more comfortable than Amy did,
way more comfortable.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
And the focus look at the focus in the eye.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
She wants those tickets.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Up to level two. And we're just she's still. We're
certainly working her out the lead board. Come on, grip,
Oh yeah, nice blue in the air.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Then eighteen twenty eight, eighteen twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
That is good enough for fifth place at the moment. Shakira,
Shakira looks pretty good for you. And some footy tickets
are high file the little.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
One round kids, well done me so fun.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Tell you what.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
We just walked outside and it's light outside, which is
very weird to be the woolshed and then walk outside and.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Jess, there are a lot of people that have walked out
of the bullshed and has been light before.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
True.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
But if you are walking past, come in, say hi.
You can see us on the mechanical ball.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yeah, we do have a few wild card spots left.
If you come along and have a crash. We are
throwing people on the mechanical ball. Top ten leaderboard is full.
Now it's full, so you have to go over to
take someone. You have to dock someone out. Nick's going
to try and do just that. And Nick, you registered
how long ago? About a half hour ago? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
And you race down here?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yes, yes you did. As long as I beat Tanya,
I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
That's your wife.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
So Tanya's had to go. Tanya, I would suggest it's
going to be quite easy to beat. She has the
worst time at the moment. It's three point seven two seconds.
So Nick's registered himself and he wants to get along
with the show. And if you win, would you take Tanya?

Speaker 9 (53:45):
Yeah, there's a possibility.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
She is a Crows fan and you're Aport fan.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
Between your reaction then has made me change the rules slightly.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Now we're going to.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Start with the home We are not, Yes, we are.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
He's going to start really fast. We changed the recency.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I change all the rules. Show jump on any other
thing in a dream world needs jumped up onto? Oh yeah,
the little bouncy castle and straight up onto the ball
on the ball. A little bit of bum cracks good,
you've got to have a bit of bump crack out
all of the professionals do all the poor fanzu, have
you got a good grip?

Speaker 5 (54:22):
You know what you want to do.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Nick, All right, let's get into it. Start that timer,
charge it up. He's on. Let's go. It's a way.
We all start slow. Okay, so he's already beaten his wife.
His wife was off by now, yes, his wife falls
off after three point seven seconds. Okay, so we're counting
up here. He looks quite solid and it's just starting
to go into the medium speed.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Now there's oh he is flying.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Look at it.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
He's a comfort. Look at that spare hands just getting
that balance, the pink hats sitting on there. Oh oh,
by are okay the heaviest four we've had. He bounced
right back twenty three twenty eight. That's good enough for
fourth position at the moment. This looks good for you, well, Jeohn,

(55:04):
but dun mate.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
Well right, we've actually got another massive port fan that's
just walked into the woolshed, someone that we love very
much and her.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Daughter, other big port fan.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
We've got Morsey Beck Mors and a beautiful daughter Grace
is joining us.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Next.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
We've had Mally down here. Peter Mallen Oursis was here
in his suit.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
He couldn't get on the ball because it would split
right where you don't want to split.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Jackson made from Port Adelaide came down. He wasn't allowed
on because if he fell off and hurt himself.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Ken Hinckley would have cut his nuvel off.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, but we also have one of our favorite people
in the world, Beck Morse is here. I was just
heading down hindly picking up my daughter from the nightclass.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I'll pop on him.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
Morsey, you've brought your beautiful daughter Grace. Can we just
have quickly talk about your podcast in the jeans? It
is such a beautiful dynamic between the two of you.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
How are you going?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Have you fired each other yet?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Well?

Speaker 15 (55:53):
I think it's a beautiful dynamic like in front of
the camera, behind the microphones, and then maybe when the
camera's not really when maybe when.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
We're not it's not so much for a beautiful dynamic.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
It's good content. Girls. I've seen you in action at
the football. We go together and Grace and I just
sit there and we talk about her mother to her
face for three hours. And it's good banter.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yet it's crownding, it's crowding.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
It's got to keep you humble somehow. Nice to come
back to earth, Rebecca. Do you know I haven't been
to the Woolshed before ever.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I think it used to be the Berkeley. When I
was clubbing the Berkeley in nineteen seventies, the world was
still black and white.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
It was prohibition times.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Before we get on the ball, Mother's Day on Sunday.
You are a mother to three beautiful girls.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
What are you doing well?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Last Mother's Day, Grace was too.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Hungover to get out of bed and make me breakfast
on bed, and we didn't spit in bed, so we
didn't speak.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
For two weeks. So what do you got planned?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Oh yeah, Grace, you've got a big Saturday night plan.
More importantly, No, actually, well.

Speaker 15 (56:59):
We've got a hotel rooms together, enjoy nice breakfast in
the morning and then someone else can cook.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Yeah, a nice breakfast in the morning.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
That's going to go on someone else's card room service.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Oh that is beautiful.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
All right, Morcy, are you ready to get on this ball?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I know you're a bigger.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Oh done, I could I could put a hip out
at my age.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I think we get Gracie.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I'm straight after you because we'll get this mother daughter dynamic,
really singing, and see who's going to win Grace.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
You can commentate Rebecca getting on the ball. Do you
need assistance or have you got that? She's going to
struggle here? Straight becks jump straight on and slid off
the other side. Okay, do you want your phone out
of your back pocket?

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Heyms, I've got a little challenge for you, because I
know you love pork.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Can you do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
You could sing the themes on while you're riding the ball.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Yeah, you're also marked up.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
No swearing, okay, God goodness.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yes, exactly right. Okay, I don't swear in the pots
the pope today. We got a new all right, let's go.
Let's get this. Go on, Rebecca, please give us the fourth.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Stop stop stop two.

Speaker 15 (58:08):
Wow, we stop we stop stop stop stop.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
That's not an omen for the boys on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
That was my bottom hurt six seconds.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
All right, grazy happy with that?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
You can make dick, I reckon, I can beat that.
I think she's done her here after a few all right,
this is Rebecca's done eldest daughter, and boy did she
jump on there like someone who knows how to.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Okay, that's my daughter you're talking about down.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
There, mat it's twenty two years old. She's an adult now,
she can go to the wall shed.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Without her permission. I'm gracie.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Let's do this. Let's start off, so.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
No, start it fast. Okay, So four seconds you've almost.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Almost beaten mum. Already you've beaten mom. We've beaten most
and she's had time to flick the scarf over her shoulders.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Ye, she's on level two now.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Yeah, she's crazy. Seventeen seconds, grace better than mum.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
You're happy with that.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I'll definitely take it, especially beat my mom.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Yeah, that's all about.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
It was amazing, well done.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
We love you guys. Happy Mother's Day more.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Soon and to you.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Thank you to all the celebrities who have come down
to here today and beg moore, thank you.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yeah, where are you off to now?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Beg off to get the kids to school?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Thank god. We are country boys and girls down here
at the warm Shed.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
It's Haley Max's showdown, Hodown.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
We're live.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
We're putting people on the mechanical ball to in sold
out showdown tickets.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
We've been amazing.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Love to have a couple more people as well.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
We've got a few more tickets to give away. We've
got a full leader board at the moment, people are
getting knocked out all the time. We if you're playing
along at home maybe and you couldn't get here. What
if you called us on thirteen and one oh two
three and you needed sold out showdown tickets and you
picked Hailey right to ride the.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Ball for you to try and cut your top ten?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yes about picking me?

Speaker 3 (59:59):
What about that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
It's awful?

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
Yeah. I think that's a great idea to give people
the opportunity.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
In fairness, we have seen someone roll in with a
three point seventy two seconds and you could beat that.
I was like, seventeen, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Yeah, okay, so do that thirteen one o two three.
If you want Haley and or Max to ride for
you on the mechanical ball and get your place on
the leader board, let's get Tish up our final contestant
from down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Here we are now you will jump over and have a.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Chat with Okay, can I say this Tiss is the
one that has googled exactly what you should be wearing
today on the mechanical bull. She's got her bare legs out,
she's got a hat on her cowboy boot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yes, can you please describe I'm most interested in the top.
Can you describe the top to everyone at home?

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
It's a high viz yellow Bunderberg rum and it's from
obviously Western Ringers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Yeah, Hi, VIIs Bunderberg Rum shirt. If you were going
to have the perfect outfit for riding the woolshed mechanical ball,
this would be. And you've been looking it up, Tish,
what sort of tips have you learned from watching people
and looking up? What you need to do here? Two
basic things. Hold, I'm tired and let it ride? Yeah,
let her ride, baby, I've actually got that tattooed on

(01:01:04):
my chest. Tight and let it ride, Tishy, you're ready
to go? I am all right in the area.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
This is so exciting. This is a true fan here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
You're poor or Crows your poor girl or Crows girl.
She's neither. She's just here for the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
She's gonna mate. She wants to take hers a port mate. Okay, okay,
do you need a hand getting up there?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Max?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
She's jumping?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Oh yes, oh, we are filming.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
This beautiful, This is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Okay, So she bought her own hat. She's still got
and she's taken it off. She's waving it to the crowd.
Tishes at the ever the entertainer. We love you, Tishy,
you're ready, Tish set. Let someone give her a hold on,
come on, hold on, nice and tired. She's good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Okay, six seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Wrong strong, do it for the Bundy shirt, Tishy, you're
already in the leaderboard.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Do it for the Bundy shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Tears. Yeah, girl, yeah, girl, stay strong, stay strong is
oh yeah, Italia seventeen three. Yes, you're in. You've cracked
the top ten.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Ish, Yeah, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
In at six a m. You are amazing girls so much.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I reckon. She's had a few Bundies in her time. Yes,
she's celebright.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
All right, let's go to the phones.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Chloe in Mount Barker has called through and might want
one of you to play for her to win the
showdown tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Chloe, Hello, hey, bug, you want to go to the footy?

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I do.

Speaker 13 (01:02:38):
I want to take my son.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
He's okay, it's a mad king fan.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Okay, okay, who do you want to ride for you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I can't see whoever now you got to pick one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
You got go on, Hailey, go on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Yeah, she chose. That's the people's choice. It's the people's choice.
Now now, okay, no warning, put her microphone down, no.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Warning, no warm up. This is good because she's got.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Headphones on and it's currently tangled up in her cowboy hat.
So the cowboy hat's just hanging by the front of
her chest.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
You remember what pythons?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Last time, Halely got seventeen seconds at her six o'clock
warm up, which was very good and would get Chloe
into the top ten.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
She just run straight in, jumped on.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
She's got a double denim on this morning, pigtails. You
ready to go up there?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Little girl?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Let's go right? Okay, She's got a bit of a
technique which involves having the backhand on the back of
the ball, which I'm not sure it was allowed, but
we're rolling with it anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
All right, Level two and speed level two?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Just holding.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Did you just cop the front of the ball in
your like full sternam Haley? I think I broke my wrists.
She's injured. But what was the time? Fourteen fourteen? Is
that in the top ten? Just yes? Harry, Oh for you,

(01:04:09):
cloth bug.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Oh my god, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
I need your hands and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
I've just rebroken my coxic bone for you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Oh you're in the top ten. I like your chances.
You're in a long tomorrow night, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Well, huge morning here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
People all over Adelaide coming here this morning to ride
the mechanical ball and get on that top ten leaderboard
to win those sold out showdown ticket.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
I'm sore, Max, I'm not going to be able to
play pretty tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Oh no, what I tell the code, I'm injured. You're
my coach.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Yeah, I'm the coach. You play for my team. Oh
that's a shame. We'll have to find someone who can
play for ball to replace you just dropped me. You're
give me the long road back to you. We have
had a whole bunch of people coming down here trying
there like riding the mechanical Ball the top ten times,
we've said, are getting tickets to this sold out showdown,
and we do have a fully formed leaderboard over here. Now.
She was one of the first people to do it,

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and she's hung on the whole way through. In fact,
she may have been our first time. She was Grace
Grace has held on to the number one spot the
whole way through. I don't think it was ever in
doubt she was getting tickets. Grace wrote it for nearly
thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
That is outstanding.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Grace is going along. Will wasn't far behind. He wrote
it for just under twenty nine seconds. Luke twenty seven.
And then we start to go down and Nick was
a wildcut. He wasn't bad, he was good.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
He just signed up last minute this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Yeah, he's over there. He's a port man. He's got
a shot class in his hand. He might have tucked
into a few of what they've got down here at
the wallship. He's going.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Adriana's going Shakira, shakira.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Eighteen seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Yes, Patricia was solid.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Tabitha, Tabitha, remember Tabitha, She couldn't come in. Tabitha was
the one that our boss Steven had to write for
because Tabitha's just got a new job and her boss
wouldn't let her leave on a Friday morning, and she said,
I need someone to get me some tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Ow, Boss Steven did a pretty poor job, but good
enough to crack the top ten.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Only just then there's Amy who was our wild car.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
And then oh did I just win for Chloe? And
she just scraped in?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
You got the tenth best time for Chloe. She scraped in.
She's got it in.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
There were a couple like three seconds on there, too,
weren't there we did.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
If I was to go a little bit further down
the list of out of the top ten, Tammy got
seven seconds and Tanya. I'm still some.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Tanya fans over there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Tanya got three points seven seconds. That's pretty much how
long it takes them to turn the bull on Tanya.
But what we can say to Tanya and a couple
of others who've missed out, it's Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
It's Mother's Day. Do you know what everyone's got? Double
pass anyone that rode the ball today? I sitting out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
This is the dream.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Thank you for coming and joining us at the woolshed
in the early hours of the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Yeah, see you guys back here tonight or yeah, I'm
going to get a stamp now so I can beat
the line when I'm coming back this evening.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, we're coming back here, baby.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
That was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
We have a few extra tickets come through there at
the end, so everyone does with those showdown tickets. Thank
you for coming out here this morning. Now his Mother's Day.
That would be remiss of us to not wish our own.
Haley Peers and a mother a happy Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Happy Mother's Day, Hailey, with a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Very special message from your family.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I have Alphie and Austin here and they've got a
message for their mum for Mother's Day. Having love's Day, Mom.

Speaker 16 (01:07:32):
I hope you have the best day and get lots
of presents for family and friends and have a nice
card from Dad and me Austin.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
What do you love about your mum?

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
What does she do that no other mum would ever
be able to do for you?

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Scratch my back, you bob.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Happy Mother's Day, Mom to the best mum in the world.
Or if you have the best day, what does mom
do for you that you love?

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
She's just the you know, she is the best, except
for when she's off riding mechanical balls instead of driving
you to school.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
She's pretty good though.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Love you, Hayley, love you, lave Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I love my boy so much. Oh made me cry.

Speaker 16 (01:08:16):
They said you were the best mom in the world. Yeah,
even though I can't drive them to school every morning. Yeah,
that's really hard. Sorry to Meg Burford if you're listening.
I also think you're the best mom in the world.
She is a beautiful mom.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Thank you to all.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
The moms out there thinking of you, and also people
like my mum who have who find Mother's Day really hard.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah yeah, love you made me cry. Thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Let me get back on the ball adlaid. That's the showdown, Hodown.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Thank you so much for coming out here to the
woolshed this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Happy Mother's Day to everyone, See you later, Adelaide, We
love you. Bye bye.