FULL SOW 495: WE CROWN ADELAIDE'S SMELLIEST DAD FOR FATHER'S DAY!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun breakfast show Max Andale in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Max, I often come to you as our resident Italian
and all things expert, especially in pasting. You have strong
past views, I've found. I think that means yes. So
I just want to run something past you. Now, Heinz
Spaghetti in a can, not bake beans in a candy.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Right, Sure, I mean I wouldn't eat it, but I
get it. I get why it's a thing. I get it.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So now they have released the Ultimate, they have released
Cabinara in a can.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, absolutely, absolutely, it's quite cheap.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
No, are you saying that we can't buy this?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
How much? Is the Carbonara and a can four bucks
good for you? No? There would be way too many
ingredients it, I'm certain of it. Carbonara. Everyone messes up anyway.
It's like that, there's like hardly any ingredients in.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
It, isn't it. It's egg and bacon and mushrooms and
milk and cream and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
No milk, no cream.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't make it because I look at it and
I just go, well, I know that's going.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Straight on my backside. I don't make it because I
buy Hines tins. Yeah, I mean I'm excited for the
people that are tin spaghetti people. Good for you. It's
a nice, easy dinner. I would be recommending that you
don't buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
By the no drama Cabanara, No drama Carbonara.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's a good lazy meal though, so on.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That then, and I mean, like you know, there have
been times where I think all of us dip into
lazy meals absolutely, like super lazy, laziest meal.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You had go laziest meal. I remember in after schoolcare
when we were younger, Sheryl, who was in charge of
after schoolcare, loved shell She's an angel. We would have
as a treat fake pizzas, she'd call them. Oh yeah, pizzas.
Cheryl would go into the cupboard, pull out a whole
block of tip top white bread, put a piece down,

(02:07):
put a bit of tomato sauce sprinkled on it, and
then a craft cheese like a plastic cheese. One piece
of that on top of that. Stick in the microwave
for thirty seconds. Baked pizza, not even hand cheese and
tomato sauce on bread, A.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Little bit of Oregon for the kids.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well that's too fancy, that's almost real pizza.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, I once made I reckon the best plate of
Nacho's ever. Go on, then no avocado, no salcer, no beans,
no chicken, no cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I just stood at the bench ship. Yeah, dip my
chips straight in the sad Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Perfect, perfect, that's right out there with the first meal
that I learned to cook as a child. And as
this is very hypocritical of me, who just is an
Italian person who likes to rip people who don't eat
pasta properly, I was like, right, I've learnt to boil water,
I've learnt to cook pasta. This is huge. I'm cooking,
I'm cooking, making making the sauce a bit tougher. So

(03:08):
I definitely recall in school making myself pasta as a
snack and then putting some butter in there, which is okay.
And then catch up. They look back now and I go, ah,
you need to revoke your citizenship.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Can I please have a new Italian pastor except three?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Thanks very much?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I might be doing the no drama carbana after all.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I regret it.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It was our favorite story of this week, I think,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
We loved it. It got us really up and about
over in Israel. I believe they were at a museum,
a family just checking out some of the sites, the sounds,
some of the old stuff, antiques. And then yeah, a
four year old boy just wanted to see what was
inside a three and a half thousand year old jar
pulled it towards him to just have a little look. See,

(03:57):
Jah fell over smashed it.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
To be fair, it does look a little bit like
what you get a copper art. Yeah, I remember copperat You.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Could replace it very, very easily.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, and then of course have to wait for four
hundred ninety nine more days. But then we started asking
you on thirteen one and two three, Hey, what did
your kid break? Blaster from Silsbury North?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
He broke his school like top Oh, he did it deliberately.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why he didn't want.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
To do his homework?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You are laughing now, were you laughing at the time?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
No, because it cost me two hundred and sixty dollars
to get it fixed.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
He took it apart and took bits out of it
so it wouldn't connect to the school network, so he couldn't.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Actually submit the work. And he kept denying it, and
you find the bits of wire in his school bags
and he still denied it.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
And in Gaula, what did your kid break?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, she's the kid I believe.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I was borrowing my dad's camera not long after I
got my full likenent and I was trying to overtake
a truck up a very big hill, and I remember
my friend saying, oh, you can just drop it back
manually into the next gear down and go a bit
faster to get past them. So I dropped my dad's
into the next gear down and I put a piston

(05:10):
through to side of the engine.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Okay, so you pull off to the side of the
road or you limp to the side of the road.
Uh huh. And then you have to tell Dad what
was that conversation like?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
He's like bloody kimrrors or a heapoit. I never should
have held the statesman. It was really bad.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
So you did tell him in the end that it
was your fault, Lean, I did not. No. Wait he
still doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
He still does not know. No, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Kim from Seaford.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
We were camping. I was only about two that my
brother was four, and just in the caravan park. Tracking
had pulled up to stay the night and my brother
went missing. We couldn't find him. And there he was,
this big, burly blank truck driver pulls around with his
kid in his arms, and David had been filling his
truck with sugar.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know I'm not a mechanic, but I imagine that's not a.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Good So that's re talking.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh thank goodness, Wow, well played kid, Sarah of Colonel
like Gardens. Okay, what happened with you?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I used to be and nanny and used to take
the children to a playgroup that was run by a
little community church. The playgroup ran like a Christmas session
for the kids and had a ceramic Nativity sets and
they did the Christmas Story and then afterwards they were
letting the children have a look at it. And the
toddler that I looked after picked up the baby Jesus
and put the baby Jesus head in her mouth and

(06:35):
I immediately was like, don't put it in your mouth,
and then she did.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Its head off, Jesus head off.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
We never went back to that church again.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Let's give away some real Adelaide show tickets the Chilter
all your free Royal Adelaide show tickets.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, we're playing it forward. That's how we're giving away
our show tickets. This time around, you jump on to
mix Tuly three dot coms that are you? You say, yeah,
i'd love them. I'd love a family pass. But also
I know someone, a friend, a family member, someone who's
doing it tough, and I want to give them a
family pass as well. For the Royal Adelaide Show.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Let's start with Maida at Paraka. Good morning, Mada.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Good morning. Hello.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Now you've got a couple of little ones. I understand.
How old are they?

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Yes, I've got a three year old and a six
year old.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh man, that is prime Royal Adelaide's show territory right there.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Have they been before?

Speaker 8 (07:28):
The younger one's never been, but the older one's been once.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
And see this is really cool because at this age too,
you can kind of curtail them just a little bit
because the big scary rides aren't for them. No show, no,
no no. But and you do do a lot of
the animals and all that sort of stuff, which is
what it's.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
All about, right yes, but big fighting right.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
So, Mada, I mean the good news for you is
she going We've got a family pass for you. In
the lot.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Your youngest is going to get to her first show.
But this is where you pay it forward. So who
else are you nominating to get along to the all
that later?

Speaker 8 (08:00):
I'm nominating my lovely neighbor Jen and her three daughters.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why are you nominating her?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Because she's like a best friend.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
We've known each other for seven years and always bear
at the drop of a hat we need anything. She's back.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And your neighbors, like as in your next door neighbors.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Yeah, right next door.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well that is so fortunate, seriously, because not all neighbors
get along, and we're going to test your theory if
you get along, because Jen, your neighbor from Parakaris.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
Jen, Yeah, hey, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Now? Do you really love Madea? I definitely do, even
if she wasn't trying to give you free tickets to
the show? Do you really love Mader?

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Oh my god, I couldn't have the best neighbor.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh that is so good. Jen, tell us about your
kids playing together, because I reckon we all have grown
up watching TV shows and they're all old timy, and
all the kids on the street. They play together in
the front yard and they play cricket and they stop
the cars when they're coming through. You guys are living
that in real life.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
We definitely are our kids all get out and on
the bikes and in their little remote control car and
with the basketball and football and made as kids. Really
adore my middle too.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah, we'll see what I'm looking at as the age
of your children, Jen, and I'm seeing fifteen twelve eleven
to you, Mada, that's free babysitting right there. It's not
far away. You forgot two passes. You can each hug
your families along to the Royal Adelaide, So enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Thank you for thank you place.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You guys have the best time there, and you can
go home and you can throw your show bag lollies
over the fence. You can exchange the toys and in the.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Meantime toys it's wine the fences, they're just passing bottles through.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well done, guys. You've also got access to Max and
Allie's Shorted House presented by Hollywood Horrors. And don't forget
if you want to get to the show.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Are you ready to go where else but the show?
Book tickets at the show dot com, do you or food.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Land in the meantime, if you want to pay it
forward and get along to the show yourself. Just get
to mix one of two three dot com dot are you.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Coming up with Max Andale in the morning? Spicy E
news for us out.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I'm going to tell you which particular scene in Sex
and the City ruined a billion dollar company in real life?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh one of Samantha's naughty scenes. Savana, you devil?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Can you see you sitting down on the couch and
doing just holding mutiny?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh? So that she's at it again?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
And coming up? Also in E news Massive music news
and how you can get the first tickets in town
to see this person. Let's dive into the E news.
Are you ready Adelaide? He is coming. Brian Adams is
going to be bringing here so happy it hurts to
to the Adelaide Entertainment Center February seventh, next year. The

(10:47):
big Brian guys spicy around.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't know how Brian O, No, I know Sara
sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Okay, this is Robin Hood Kevin Costs. Are you ready
doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's not more than I thought? Brian, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Got a lot start anyway. I fell in and out
of love for so many blokes. To Brian Adams, I reckon?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Is he good? Looking rooster. Still gotta going on.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Brian. I think he's very fit. I remember him being
very very fit. Anyway, the awesome thing about this, we
have the very first tickets in town to see one
on only Brian Adam. So all you need to do
is be listening for a Brian Adams song. It's going
to play somewhere in the show. And when you hear it,
just called thirteen one or two three to win the
first tickets to his feb show. How good is that?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Do I have to wait long? I don't know. That's
the game.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I guess yeah, you just have to wait and see.
So yeah, So just repeating Brian Adams is bringing his
I'm so happy to hurt. Stuart Adelaide n sent Friday
seventh to Feb next year. Tickets on sale from septemberfore
For details, head to Frontier Touring dot com dot a
You listen for that Brian Adams song and you can
win it here first. All right, I've still got other
e news that is awesome.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
You started so high.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Taylor Swift she sold a few tickets too. Looks like
she's going to become an author.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
She Classic Classy is another female author doing well at
the moment that she wants to knock off the top
of the charts because that's what she does with her music.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh what issues there? Trademark she has said the guy
from Jedi Guy with the news e Mak. She has
the rights and names of a debut novel. It's a
Girl Called Girl. It's written by her when she was
back as sorry teenager. A girl called Girl. Yeah, so
when she was a teenager. It's about a mother who

(12:41):
wanted a son instead of a daughter.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
So some issues, all.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Right, and let's finish with this. I'll tell you what now.
Sex and the City changed so many of our lives
and made us think about the lives that we wish
that we had.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Right I was doing a rewatch my wife rewatch right now.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So how about the fact that that was so big
that it was the spin off show that actually took
down a million billion dollar company. All right, here's how
it worked. You know Peloton bikes.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, the one that people sit on and they like
had the screens yelling at them, saying.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
And the idiots take selfies of themselves.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Not writing if you're not putting on your Instagram.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, And it was this big community and all that
sort of stuff. Well, during COVID lockdowns, as you can imagine,
sales rose was six hundred and fifty percent, which isn't bad.
But then it was a pretty shock storyline in the
Sex and the City reboot, and it's like that that
took them down. It was when none other the mister
Big died doing the Peloton. He died writing and died writing,

(13:42):
and he got off the being and died. Oh joke.
The founder said, look, I have lost all my money.
I had to sell everything, almost everything in my life.
He was worth one point nine billion dollars at the
peak of Peloton.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh yes. And then COVID finished and he's like, damn,
I was going benefit.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm still a multi, multi, multi, multi gazillion, hundred million millionaire.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
And then Big had a heart attack after writing a
Peloton TV show and everyone was like, oh, I'm not
getting one of those. Yes, really he is now broke,
Oh my god, but people still buy guns in America.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
You've worked it out, man, you've worked it out.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
But now.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Really he good, This is really he's good.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
He's gone good. It's gone really good.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Rene, all right, this is where we love the stuff
in our life, and we bring it to you so
you can get on board if you like.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, we do. We have a little bit to unpack
with yours hoally, so I'm just gonna pump through my
nice and quick before we get emotionally damaged by yours.
If that's okay, sure, I'm going to bring you a
supermarket and butcher combination which I've only just discovered. It
is on Henley Beach Road in Torrensville. It's called Sarrey
Market and Butchery. It's a Mediterranean supermarket and butcher perfect.

(14:59):
It's all your Italian, your Greek, your Turkish stuff and
like a true Mediterranean business. It is opened seven days
a week and it's open to a ten pm, which
is great. Stick that up your coals. So the reason
that it is the way I think it taps good
is last week Eliza and I decided we're having euros
we want euros meat. We go to Cole's and we
go to Woolli's and it's crap. It costs too much

(15:21):
and it's like vacuum sealed, and I don't know where
it's coming from. We go to this place and they've
got like these shaslick skewers and Eliza says, you like
just euros meat, and he goes, oh, you know what,
I'll make some for you. This is the service that
I want from my butcher. He goes, he takes a
couple of Shaslik things off, he re seasons them, seals
them up for us. It was like eight bucks I

(15:43):
reckon for probably four people's food.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
And real question is, mate, did he give you a
free smiley.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Face, free smiley fritz with it to go? I just
think it is perfect service, and I love that. I
love a butcher, and I love a Mediterranean supermarket. So
Saray Market and Butchery on Hanley Beach Trode in Torrensville
is okay.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
So mine is also good. But you're going to have
to bear with me.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
You know that I do cry at the drop of
a hat at things with breast cancer, even TV adverts.
I'm just a bit of a stop it.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh the McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So it's probably not a surprise to
you that I have been not to cry in documentaries documentary.
There is something on Netflix called Daughters True Crime. Oh
no wait, wait no, it involves prison. It involves prison,
but what it involves is a daddy daughter Dance that

(16:44):
is set up for young girls to go and have
a dance and see their dads who are incarcerated in jail.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, and it is one.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Of the most incredible things I have ever watched. So
you meet a couple of the kids. There's a little
five year old that is just so chatty and into
and it's amazing and she's going, I can't wait to
see my dad and everything else. Then you see a
couple of teenagers and you meet them and you can
already see them pulling away from these dads. And then
you see the older, older daughters that throw themselves into

(17:14):
the arms of these men. And you also meet the
so called criminals. Now it is really really tricky because
in the moment, I'm like, free them all, open the
jails and free them all, because they seem like such
lovely dads when they cuddle their daughters.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
But also like murderers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Oh yeah, there's a guy in there for life. So okay,
from not returning to the library books, that's a bad stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
This is a tough yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And this is where you sit now. This is a
program that they run into jail over there. Now, the
cool thing about it the men that go through this program,
ninety five percent of them never ever go back to jail.
And one of the men that you meet there has
been in jail since he was sixteen, in and out,
in and out, and he has not gone back after
four years. And they follow these people, so it's not
just a one hit. You find out what happens to
the family. It's very cool, except of call, it's quite emotional,

(18:01):
especially when they have to dance and they have the
DJ there and they go to an off shop and
they dress all the men in tires and jackets and
by the end of it, I'm like, this.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
My god, oh my god, now they have to leave.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I only got a few dances.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Not nice to me.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
He's just pressed record and then he walked back and he.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Goes, what the hell was that?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
It's so amazing. So I'm just saying, if you are
looking for a docco it goes for under two hours.
It is really interesting starting on life. And I'll tell
you what I reckon. It's it's the most wonderful thing
in the world.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Let's do this.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Smelly dance, Smelly dager like milk left out in the sun,
smelly dance, smelly your.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Stench a not good. It's very good. Perfect, it's bitch perfect.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's the phoebe Friend's version of baby shark.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Dad's all right, why are we doing this?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Well because Chemists Warehouse is one thousand dollars upper grabs
to spend at Chemists Warehouse. And we thought, you know what,
everybody's had a smelly doubt at one stage, rather.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Have everyone has thought that dad stinks. But some dads
maybe stink a little more and for a little longer.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
All right, let's meet our first contestant. He goes by
the name of Rem but he was nominated by Giuseppe,
his ten year old son. All right, little man, why
did you nominate your dad.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Because he smells?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, cool? So why does he smell.

Speaker 10 (19:46):
Because in the morning, every morning he fights and shakes
the whole ground?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is it because like, do you guys eat lots of
baked beans or something?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
This?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Why does he fight so much?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Because what are you telling me that you've never done
a fluffy?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (20:03):
We have competitions in the morning.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well, the good news is that we've got a nickname
now for you. You are now form ever more known
as poopy Papa.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay, how does that sit with your poopy papa. I
don't like it.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
So when your son said to you, hey, dad, I've
nominated you for a competition, what does you reckon? I
was going to go home and sit in his face,
and fart was our first contestant. Good vibes in this
house on the blue corner.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I like it. That's the poopy Papa in the red corner.
I mean, we've come up with these nicknames. If you
haven't been able to tell already, this is the farting
Forky aka Dylan. Dylan's been nominated by his partner Amy, Amy.
Would you like to talk us through your nomination? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
He definitely just the far king. I love it. Now
you've got four little kids in it. Daddy fat a
lot guys.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yes, what was that? Okay, here's your dad. But then
he loves to far.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
On news every day now, Amy, I believe too that
he does something with you. You know, there's a certain
way that you don't cuddle any.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yes, I prefer not to be the big spoon because
sometimes he'll blasphe me. Would you like to defend yourself?
Dylan aka Faring four? Would you like to defend yourself
at all? Is this all true. It's all true, definitely true.
And your kids can't talk because he's the same as me. Right,

(21:40):
I'm sensing a lot of like father, like son here.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Even in the car ride here on the way he was.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
We're pointing to you.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Go at Hudson. Sorry, he's turning ten today. What a
very special birthday you're about to have? Al Right, okay,
all right, So there are two contestants. We have Poopy
Papa in the blue corner, walking in the red. So
what are we going to do? Well? Coming up? After
Massie does the news? Yes, the news.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, yeah, we do serious stuff on this show too.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
We are going to do the smell test and after that,
one of these amazing dads are going to have a
great father's day because I have a thousand dollars suspended
chemist warehouse. Are you guys gonna let him spend it
all himself or are you're going to have some too?
I'm going to have some.

Speaker 10 (22:23):
I'm only going to let him spend only three hundred.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
But what would you spend it on?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Mate? How old are you?

Speaker 10 (22:32):
I'm ten?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
What does a ten year old boy want to buy
a chemist warehouse?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Ah?

Speaker 10 (22:37):
Some packets? So we can fight in the packets, so
we I can smell them.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Packets.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Okay, right now we're going to the news. Mazy savers
from this idea. I don't know if we're into it now.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Smelly does smell like milk left ut in the sun.
Smelly j smelly your stanch a far.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Everyone's going to be seeing that all day oday. Okay,
we're in the process of trying to find Adelade's smelliest dad. Yes,
we thought. You know what, We've got a thousand bucks
from the good people at chemist Warehouse, a voucher to
give away. It's Father's Day coming up.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Combine the two they're known for their fragrances, A little
bit of your Joan Marney.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
You've got to say, this is so foreign to me.
Matt and I don't do any of this in front
of each.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Other, so this is like a lot. No, I'm certainly
not big in the party realm. Turns out some people.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Are now were having the Blue Corner. The poopy Papa
and nominated by his ten year old son. Just what
happens when he does a fluff remind us?

Speaker 10 (23:49):
Just ah, he shakes the whole ground.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, okay, and I mean I can expect a nomination
from a son, but when you're getting nominated by your
partner of three years, were like farting forky has Amy.
What did he say when you told him that this
is what you think of him? Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
He knows nothing?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Contest all right, So here's the deal. We have found
an official Smelliest Dad judging criteria.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yes it existed, Yeah, we didn't just create it.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
So you're going to be judged on three main criteria okay,
and we you know, being in a wine state, we
are going to be borrowing heavily from the wine industry,
so number one primary aromas. So we're going to be
working out what we're smelling. Is it nutty? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Are you getting some floral.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Gamey? Game is another word? Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
The after taste, we obviously have to check out the
altered taste it around.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, and then we want depth how strong the smells are?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Is it rich?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I think you can start this right and we're not
going to ask them to fart on c although I mean,
if you've got it in your repertoire for it. But
we're just going to have to come over and have
a little smell, have a little snip.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm gonna I'm just going to come over here and
grab this little microphone and first up, poopy Papa, where
should I be smelling to that? Whereabouts? Do you think
is his smell? Smell is? But you reckon? Just come down.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Such a dad your mouth.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Complex? Complex complex? Okay, earthy? All right, yeah, I'm glad
he's not doing the farts right now?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll move over to the red corner.
Who is the farting for key?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Now? Farting four? Ky? Also, I believe prepared for this.
When was the last time he had a shower before?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I think you actually thought about it for that long?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is so good? So good for you? Right, well, maybe
I'm about to regret what I'm going to do, but
I'm just gonna go and sniff the farting forgy right now?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, all right, Max is shut down in the armpit reagon.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose I suppose to do it for both.
Are going to go smell near the bus, all right? Right, Yeah,
there's definitely some some underpit tones in there, a little
bit fruity, very tanic, do you know right now?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Do you know that right now there are people judging
cakes of the Royal showing this is what.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
You're doing full bodied.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
All right, now the good news is Max baby, you
thought I was going to be judging it, but no,
there's no way I'm doing that.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
So it's all over to you have a winner.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Not right now. We'll come back after smell is. I
thought it would be only smell.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
We know who?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
You think it very clear?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
A thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Rather not, to be honest, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I think it doesn't matter. You might be leaving your
sunny because he could have done radio man. All right,
how are you going?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You're right?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, okay, we're good to know. I've brought in some
smelling salts and we'll get the Glen twenty into those beautiful.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Nostrils right up my nose in the second from there.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
All right, we'll find out who it is right after
this next Maximally in the morning Mix one or two
point three Mix one or two point three Magxinale in
the morning, just working out one he had three kids
and not one to three for five. It's been madness
out there and why well, because we're doing this smelly.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Des smelly dadder like milk left dad in the sun.
Smelly Jes, smelly j your stench and fun.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
We're doing it. We're doing it. Our good friends at
chemist Warehouse giving us a thousand bucks to give away
to spend in store on some beautiful fragrances. So we're
asking you ahead of Father's Day. Got a stinky dad? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I mean it's a right of passage to grow up
with the smelly dad, isn't it. And so that was
what we found. We had one who was nominally by
his ten year old son. Here's the poopy Papa and
he was in the blue corner. And we also had
the farting Forky who was actually nominated by Amy his partner,
which is gorgeous. And they've got a whole heap of
children in to here. Oh yeah, I know, the coughing.

(28:13):
The stench is big, isn't it. We asked, We asked
the one and only Max Burford to do the official
I didn't know it existed, but the smelliest dad judging
criteria and follow them. They looked at very special places.
He had specific places he had to follow, smell.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Down at the bottom. I'm both privileged and slightly offended
that I was deemed to have the nose appropriate for
this and you managed to just sit there and go, oh,
we're out of time. We are under the next And
so now.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
It comes down to the moment. Who is Adelaide's smelliest dad.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
So what I've done is I've approached this like it's
like I'm James Halliday, the guy that scores the whites
one hundred wits like a penfold grains.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, yeah, this is just like the Grange of smelly dads.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We'll start with Poopy Papa primary aronas I was getting
as like sort of complex, rich, rich, earthy tones. The
after taste was a little oakie, little oaki. The depth crisp,
full bodied, a little bit like none he used to
make it. We'll head over to the Farting Forky his

(29:22):
primary Oronas. When I say earthy for him, I mean
like actual dirt, like proper dirt. The aftertaste very tannic,
like in the back of your throat, like you've put
the dirt in the back of your.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Throat that stuck around, right.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
And the depth, but depth I've written needs to be
deeper in a bath. That's where we're at now. James
Halladi gives out scores out of one hundred for Poopy Papa,
knowing full well that if we sell it him for
a little bit, put a few meals in there and
got a few of these famous parts out, it would

(30:01):
almost definitely be one hundred. I'm giving you a ninety eight.
It's a very high score. I would have Joe, what mate,
You don't get argue with the wine ratings.

Speaker 10 (30:12):
When he foughts it is like a nuclear bomber. That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Bye, ninety eight and a half a half the farting
fork Even if you lose, you're going home with a
good prize. Okay, I'm all right, that's all right. Maybe
keep your mouth closed for the next thirty seconds. Le
the farting forky. It needs to be deeper in the
bath and is earthy like dirt. I have awarded my

(30:42):
first ever perfect Smell one hundred smell.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Beautiful husbands punching him in the family, the girls are
hugging Amy.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's here, Come on mine, fighting fighting forky. Are you
proud of yourself? I am?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah? Now yeah, I bet up until this time, fighting porky.
What was the biggest award you have ever won in
your life. Very good. So I can tell you you
can now go out into the world telling everybody that
you are Adelaide smelliest Dad.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, congratulations. You've got a thousand dollar boucher to go
and spend a Chemists Warehouse for this Father's Day. The
fragrance sales on. You can get a couple of those
in there.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
You can shop a huge range of big brand fragrances
at Wells Prices at chemist Warehouse, helping you spoil dad
this Father's Day. But the good news is for our
amazing poopy Papa, you aren't the smelliest dad, so that
is an A Chemist Warehouse has got your one bottle
of cologne, so you know we'll sort that out. We

(31:53):
also for you have a one hundred dollars visa card
so you can spend it on anything you want, and
that you.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Go to the show you want to go to the show? Yeah?
How much?

Speaker 10 (32:05):
A million zillion?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, that's the biggest jumble that I know.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I reckon, We're going to send you through Maximali's House
of Horrors.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I reckon one of the characters in our.

Speaker 10 (32:22):
To them in the fight.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I feel like we're going to keep your number because
we may need you again for some things in there.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
This is what Father's Day is all about, isn't It's good? Guys,
Thanks for coming in and thank you so much for
all the fun. And Hudson quick come over here to
the microphone on behalf of us. Thank you so much
for getting up so early with your dad, and a
very very happy birthday. Do you want to say hello
to need of your mates quickly because you're so special today?

Speaker 10 (32:55):
I just want to say hello to my mom and.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
All right, I'm missed.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
What a pa?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I didn't happen to put your foot in that one?

Speaker 10 (33:08):
And my grandparents.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I know your grandparents are beautiful. You are a gorgeous boy.
You have the most amazing day to day. And make
sure you get some of that thousand dollars to spend
at chemist warehouse.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Alright, happy birthday. Let's not remember what I just said
on the radio. Congratulations to all of our stinky dads
out there now though maximally ten thousand dollars Chantelle and
morphord Vale, have you got any interest in winning ten
thousand dollars? I do? What do you want to spend

(33:40):
it on?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Getting my daughter to America at the end of the year.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
How was she doing over there?

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I'm going to play basketball hopefully No get looked at,
hopefully right out?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Told your daughter, Oh, it's not very tall, but she's
very quick.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Nice, it's got some skills, got some attributes.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, all right, Well we want that for her future
and for you. What an amazing thing to do. Okay,
So just get the ten questions right in this time
sixty seconds and you'll get it.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
We just have to take your first answer, all right,
So remember that and if you pass on a question,
we'll come back to it at this time. That permits it, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
All right, all right, chant we're all business. We're trying
to get to America here because we need the next
Lauren Jackson coming out of our state. All right, yes,
your ten thousand dollars minute, Chantelle and Morphic Vale starts. Now,
what country would you find the great pyramid of geezer in?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Say pass? Who hosts a current affair, a boxing term
meaning in trouble or about the fail is on the
what can scallions are also known as which vegetable orangers
which singer uses math symbols as their album titles famous

(35:00):
singer He's Got Yeah, which s a town is referred
to as the Open Capital. How many days did Craig
David sing about seven days? Why were NASA and SpaceX
in the news this week? Which team will be joining
the AFL in twenty twenty eight?

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Tasmania?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
How many pirates of the Caribbean movies are there?

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Paul?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Which country would you find the pyramid of Geezer?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
In pyramid? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That was in definitely in, definitely.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
In, definitely in chantel.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
I know it was just.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah and definitely right. You're definitely right. So that's awesome,
Ed Sheeran, that's brilliant. He does use math symbols in
the album titles Kooper Peti is the Opal Capitol? Seven
days is what Craig David Sinders are saying about.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Bringing back?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
And of course the Tasmanian Devils will be joining the AFL.
Now we'll go to the other ones you passed on
Alison Langdon. She is the host of a current affair.
A boxing term meaning in trouble are about to fail
is on the what. Yes, there is a saying called
on the cards, but this one on the ropes. On
the ropes yeah, so that one wasn't any good. Now.
I also want to check this one because I might misheard,

(36:21):
but the question was Scallions are also known as which vegetable?
Did you say oranges?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
No, no, it starts with yeah, spring onions, green onions, shalots,
whatever that we will have taken any of those sort
of ones.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
And then na SpaceX. They were in the news this
week for two astronauts being stuck in space and parts
of the Cariban movies. Good, yes, you said four. Unfortunately,
there's fine. They probably should have stopped at three if
I'm being so guess.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
What, though, fifty dollars is an absolute pass mark. I
don't know that it's going to get your daughter all
the way to the US, but yeah, and all the
best of luck with her chasing that dream. I think
it is absolutely brilliant. Thank you, all right, thanks Chant,
Thank you Maxinally in the morning, Okay, we're getting ready
to celebrate women, all shapes, all sizes with our boom

(37:12):
buss now your head. Yeah, I don't know if it
was the Friday Amy, I've very nearly said booze bus.
So thank goodness, we've titty titty bang bank bank. Yeah, Okay,
So the whole idea of this is just wanting to

(37:33):
do something for the many, many women that have reached
out to me and spoke about how they struggle with
their body posts going through breast cancer because they might
have lost half a little bit one two doesn't matter, boots.
So that's what we want to do. We want to
get a holy survivors on a bus and really pamper
and spoil them, and then they each get to bring
somebody that they've been badgering for ages to get tested. Now,

(37:56):
yesterday we've worked out. Thankfully Brescreens came to the Savior
grace of us. We're going to be going down and
getting all tested together. A breast Green essay at Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Beach would have been great anti cloents if we'd teet
it all up and then rocked up and they said no, sorry,
we're actually too busy because of the Alley effect. And
we have had the most bookings we've ever had since
Kylie Minogue.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, yeah, I did. I spoke to them off air yesterday.
They've got to open up when it normally wouldn't be
open up. So that's how amazing they are doing this
for us.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
There are going to be people working down there which
wouldn't usually be working. Ali's pulling them all out.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
But we need a little bit out because Diddy Didty
Bang Bang is going to need a bit of all right.
We want to make it fun. Spell don't know, really, seriously,
don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I rate my spelling. I reckon jush might be the
hardest word in the word. Just spell off of yeah,
don't know how it sounds fine?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Right, So what we're looking for is anything that we
could do for these women. So I'm thinking like even
a makeup artist or you know, someone could help with
a massage, but.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It'd be nice. Someone that could do hair, yeah, someone
that can like make our bus look pretty.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah. So we like a vinyl as they call that
vinyl wrapping, I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, wrap it something that we could take off so
that the bus company doesn't permanently have just tits on
the side of a bus.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
What about a big pair of boobies on the front though.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
That would be great. Is anyone can you have those
two three? If you have car sized boobs?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Didn't the busses used to have a big red noses
on it for Red Nose Day all those years if
we had.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Two of those, two of them painted skin color and
then put a large bra over them or.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Mache if you're any good at that. Yeah, I've never
done that.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Before, barring that boob shaped cupcakes or something.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Anyway, So we just if you can get on the
phone thirteen one O two three, we'll give you all
the details. But anything that you can think of to
help out these incredible women but also their families who
have supported them all the way through this, that would
be amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That would be so good.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
We've got Tanya. It looks like on the line Tanya
from Lashes of Change.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Hello, Hi Ellie, how are you?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
So?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
What is it that you're doing.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
I want to come on the bus and donate some
beautiful a customized mascas. So I've got a gorgeous, luxury
customizable mascara arrange so it's the only one of its
kind in the world. And a yeah, and I want
to inscribe them because I can laser a little message

(40:21):
into these beautiful women, for these beautiful women to let
them know that we're all We're all there with them,
and yeah, they're not alone on this journey.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
There's lots of us.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
There's lots of US survivors.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Around, and Tanna'll tell you what, if you get that
inscribed on, then that means that all their daughters can't
come and steal their mascara.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
So that is correctllent perfect. That's so good. As someone
who wears or is accused of wearing a lot of
muscara all the time, this is very good. Can you
make sure that you've got one just for me in
case please get out?

Speaker 6 (40:51):
I absolutely will, I absolutely will.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
And Tanny, you said you're a survivor and you've been
through this, like just very briefly, what was your story?

Speaker 9 (41:00):
So mine mine goes back to twenty seventeen. I was
at the peak of my health. I felt fabulous, you know,
I was forty six at the time, and yeah, I
just rolled over in bed one night, one Sunday night,
and my finger just for whatever reason, just landed on
this like what felt like a bull bearing or marble

(41:22):
in my boob. I had never felt it before in
my life. I was just like, what the hell is this?
We just lost our dad to I just lost my
dad to breast can to bow cancer. And so I
had just been through you know, fift yeah, fifteen months
of trauma with him and tem Owen.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
It was horrendous. So you know, I was just like,
what the hell is this and went to the doctor
the very next morning, got to have my biopsy the
next day. I mean, everything was just fast tracked. I
was just like, I'm not waiting, ye I did. I
just needed to know what it was. And I was
ten days between finding it myself and being on that

(42:09):
and having surgery.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Your hair.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's just so lovely of you to do this. So
all right, so lashes of change, and you're going to
be able to give them their own little sort of
MISCAA inscribed with a bit of a powerful message on there.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Absolutely, we're going to give them some inspiration and some love.
And it's refillable so they get to keep it and
they can refill it over and over and over again
and they never have to discard it into landfill.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
So it's lashes of change. Thank you so much, Tanya.
Will be no doubt talking to you very very soon again.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Thanks guys. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I don't know it's a Friday. Should we hear the
song in full?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I think we should just for you, Tad, for you
oh you pretty titty bang bang titty bang bang, we
love you and in our titny titny bang bangs hoping
there's no brain here is what we'll do. You us
in our boot buses will test in three and just
bring a friend bang bang.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Raise ten.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Don't make me indeed Likedanya.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
That's amazing, guys.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
You guys are so funny and in such in a
situation that needs lots of love and laughter. You you guys,
bring it well done.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Thank you all right, So there's a little bit of makeup.
We're still looking for a makeup artist, anyone that could
maybe make boobs to the front of the bus or
any ideas of where we could potentially get that.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
A suse would be nice. Someone that can like cook
us some booby cupcakes at.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Thirty one O two three. We can hit us up
at breakfast at mix one O two three dot com
dot au. Right now, it's the Mac finally in the
Morning Presents show Down, which starring Chelsea Ranald from The Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Crows and Poor Adelaides. Ash Yeah, we've got the girls
on the line. Chelsea Random one of the biggest superstars
in AFL W and Ashley state, former Crow now superstar.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Good morning, Now Chelsea, random are going to start on
the long run and make a joke about teeth.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
About tea one stage at the Crows though when I
played there, well there you go.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, what happened to?

Speaker 11 (44:30):
Nothing knocked out.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So it's the Crows that don't have teeth, that's what
we're learning this morning.

Speaker 11 (44:40):
I've got photo to It haunts me.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
This isn't how it's meant to go because you guys
are playing each other this week, but your former teammates
and you're laughing and you're loving and everyone's best mates.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Well, we knew you were going to be so nice
about it, so we've come armed with a little bit
for you both. Now, Ash, I don't know if you know,
Chelsea Randall most courageous player, as voted by everybody for
like eleven hundred four million years.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Right, so tough.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
I'd vote that too, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
So tough, So nice a defender you may have to
come up against.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
So we were just thinking that we would maybe try
to eat in the playing field and let you know
about her absolute greatest fear in life.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
Okay, let me know I know everything.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
How do I know you're going to go in here.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
One of the toughest athletes to ever strap on some
footy boots. Is terrified of birds. No no, no, no,
no no, not even the scary ones.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Doves. She hates doves too, all birds.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
I think a crane bird out there on the field
or something, so she can stay away from the balls.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Genuinely, a chance you two are playing on each other
because Ash, you're one of the best forwards in the
cop Chelse one of the best defenders. Well, she plays everywhere,
but there is a chance Ash that while Chelsea is
staying there and she's playing in front of you, you
might be able to just lean over her shoulder and
just give a little bit of a seagull Cora and
are just a chip chip.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Maybe practice at Ash, what's what's.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Ford?

Speaker 11 (46:14):
If you got when you're gonna go, I'm gonna let
everyone know.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Ash, come on, give us your best bird call.

Speaker 11 (46:24):
Not much of a bird coller, I'll do the.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
All right.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
We're making this fair because it's showdown now.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Ash.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
We were asking around you about you and we found
out your biggest fear Jesse Randall to take her down,
Ash Saints the amazing forward from Port Adelaide footy club
is scared of clowns. I don't worry. We've got our people,

(47:00):
said Chelsea. I think it's only fair laugh like a clown.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Oh no, I I was actually thinking about getting my
like red nose and like paint my face. That's like, yeah,
do you reckon?

Speaker 11 (47:12):
I could just take the field looking like a clown
and then see what that looks like.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I can't see any reason why not, Ash, what is
it about clowns?

Speaker 11 (47:19):
Just quickly, It's not even just clowns. It's like anything
in a mask and face paint. I just you just
don't know what's underneath. Ter Me and I we chase
at the Royal Adelaide show. I reckon it was that
haunted house or the Yeah, when I was a kid
in year twelve. I was a year eight and I
was there and It's got on all forwards and chased

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me and I was crying. It was really embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
The good news is, Ash, we will not only be
coming down to watch you guys play, but we will
be able to cure your fear of clowns because we
have the maximalite haunted house. Thanks to Hollywood Horror.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
We've got for yeah, we can get you in.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
We can get you back in to cure.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
You if you like. Maybe like a showdown bet right here,
I'm just sort of I'm riffing here, but a showdown bet.
If the Crows win, Ash, will you let Chelsea take
you through the haunted House? But then if Port wins,
can we take Chelsea to the zoo zoos through the
bird section?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (48:24):
Absolutely, I'll take that.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Bet, yeah, ashes In, Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Right, you two have the most amazing games. Of course,
I'm going strictly for the mighty Adelaide Crows Port adlaid.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
We're finally going to snap the street. This is our week, Ash,
come on, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Alright, we cannot wait. Afl W footy is back, So
just after seven o'clock down at Albert and come on down.
It's going to be a lot of funa. We'll see
some great footage. Good luck girls, Thank you, Thanks Ali.
In the morning, there he is, and weren't you waiting
for him? Of course, Brian Adams announcing that he will
be coming to the entertainment Santa Fair but seven of

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next year. Bringing He's so happy it hurts too, or
if you don't mind, now first tickets will be going
on sale September fourth, but we had the very first
tickets in town and you just had to hear the
Brian Adams song.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, you had to hear the songs. A lot of
people have been listening since we announced this at about
six point thirty this morning. They've been sticking by it.
We had some people false start early thirteen one O
two three. Who was the first person to call through?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Ali Clark Emma from Manapara, Good morning, Oh my.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
God, thank you so much. I want to cry?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, do it?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Cry? Cry?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Last thing on a Friday a bit? Are you a
bit of a fan? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Me and my mom were super said it was my
birthday on Wednesdays, this would just be amazing.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Oh how wonderful? Well, happy birthday? Okay, So how did
your mum and you bond over Brian Adams?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
She always played it like growing up and it's just
we've just grown up with me and my sisters as well. Yeah, honestly,
my whole Spotify is Brian Adams massive fan.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Really, Okay, how old are you?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
If you don't mind me asking?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Twenty eight?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Love me? Why are you not listening to Taylor Swift?
Like the rest of Usadas swift.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, I must have been Max was I'm going Brian
Adams is huge. No one listens to Brian Adams, so
I'm glad at twenty eight year olds. What is your
all time favorite song?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Straight to the Heart?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Okay, you are such a fan of that? Do we
have straight to the Heart?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And there you go?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
That'll put you to sleep, Emma, he's still finding Hey,
guess what you're going? So well done, enjoy it with
you and ye, you've.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Got the first tickets in town. And also because you
said your sisters love this, we're going to have more
Brian Adams tickets to give away next week. Okay, so
tell them to keep listen.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I hope your mum goes wild in the bit it
is I'm talking on stage wild exam.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I love that so much. What an awesome way to
of course, though, Michelle Murphy is all your free Royal
Adelaide Show family passes though, plus access to Max and
Ali's Haunted House presented by Hollywood Horrors, and some of
the great music going around.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Well, what are you coming up for, Michelle? New sensation
inks as my mum used to call them in.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Bruno, Bruno, It's paid off that.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Gambling dep I've got to start about Bruno the other day,
I reckon he's released about fifty songs or something like,
only fifty songs in his discography, and I think twenty
one of them have been top ten songs. Wow, absolutely.

Speaker 9 (51:53):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Mix mash up from murc used to be up your as.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I'm contractually not allowed to say how I feel about
this one is Oh, what's up speaking wishie idiot? Okay, Boomer,
I'm exciting for you. All right, let's get out of
here and enjoy your weekend. Go Crows at the showdown
and in the meantime we'll meet back in Monday just
after six p