Hayley Pearson's MOST EMBARRASSING Travel Story

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hayley as an Ada lady.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You get to travel to all these cool places doing
your TV shows.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Have you got any memorable travel stories? I have got.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I could write a book. I've got so many memorable
travel stories, and one of them stands out. That's not
a great memory. It's actually the most embarrassing thing that
I think has ever happened to me in my whole
forty three years of living.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's right up my alley.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, so I was on the Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh cool on the train.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
On the train, such a beautiful experience. So you're on
the train and you get this little cabin, right, and
in the cabin you got a tiny little toilet. Everything's tiny,
everything's miniature. So I went, Now, i just want to
preface this by saying, I'm not going to go there.
Why it was not doing Girls don't go to the
toilet and do number two. We don't do that. So
I wasn't doing that. Yeah, a year so I was

(00:45):
doing a number one and I used baby wipes rather
than rather than toilet paper, right, So I didn't know
that because I thought, oh, this is not like a plane,
this is like this will just go straight through. It'll
be fine.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So I'm going to flash and they're just going to
reject out over the desert.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I assume that's what happens. It just comes straight out
of the train onto the so anyway I doesn't go over, well,
it gets worse. And this sounds no, I'm sorry, but
the Great Southern does. So I'm getting confused here, right,
I've done my train travel. I'm ninety four years old,
So anyway, I've blocked. I've blocked the toilet. At this point,

(01:23):
I've just had dinner. So this sounds like it's not
a true story. But it's a true story, and I
have someone to back up every single every single thing
I say. Right, I blot the toilet, I'm like, oh
my god, I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What am I going to do?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I can't ask anybody to unblock this. They're going to
think that I did a massive you know, in the toilet.
What do I do? So then I start to put
my hand in there to try and get under, like
to pull out the baby wipes.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Do you expect me to say gross? Here? But maybe
realist in me thinks that is the most sensible thing
to do.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
What else would you do? Of course, you were in
a panic situation. So as I'm doing that, though, I
start to gag, and my my dinner from which was broccoli, No,
I did not do a poo, which was broccoli, came
up and I started to vomit into the toilet. This
sounds so far feth, but it's real. So then it's
so high up. Now it's rising, and oh my god,

(02:13):
I'm actually gonna like flood the gam the most beautiful, fancy,
expensive try and flood it. So then I went out
to the lady behind the bar and I was like,
excuse me, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed, but I've
just like blocked the toilet. I didn't do a number two.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It was just a number one.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
So then she went in there and then she was like, oh,
we need extra help, so she get like four people
in there to unblow.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Color. They had.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
They had a whole team of people unblocking my toilet
with all the broccoli, vomit and everything in there. Poo
and then it was not a poo. And then I
found out her name is Charlotte. She's actually opened a
florists and she from that was her last train drive
because she quit after that night. She never went back
to the gain and then she opened.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Up aforeish I'm sick of the broccoli vomit, and again
per growth that fancy women are doing in their cubicle.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I can't believe I just told you that