May 11, 2025 • 4 mins
Hayley almost called the police as her son went missing from their home on the weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I'm going to share something that happened on Saturday,
and as a parent, if you've ever been through something
like this, you will sympathize with me because it was awful,
absolutely awful. I was so close to calling the police
on three missing children. So I'm gonna set the scene.
I'm at home.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
My ten year old has his two best friends over.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
They're all playing. They're run outside, they're inside, they're doing
all their thing. They just have so much fun together.
They're really loud and they just let loose. I'm in
my painting room. I'm painting Jimmy, my husband is making
my Mother's day card out in the lound room.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So we're all.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There like we're accessible. I just got them snacks and
left them outside. They ate their snacks studio, went back,
came out, had a cup of tea sitting on the
couch and I was like, that's so quiet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They're on their iPad.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So I walked into Alfie's room, not there, and I
was like, that's weird. Walked into the other rooms, not there,
mealing Outfie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Cooper, James, where are you outside? Not outside?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
The boys not out the front. This point, I was
like Jimmy, I can't find them. Can you just stop
and just come and help me? And he's like, what,
Alfie has never he's ten, he's never just walked out
of our front gate like it's locked. He's not an angel,
but he would never just walk out because I I
instill the fear in them, because I'm so morbid and
(01:20):
so scared about people taking them.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That they would never do it. You will die, you
will die. Yeah, yep, that's me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So anyway, at this point, I'm like, Okay, I have
just lost three children.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They're not anywhere, they're literally nowhere, and only one of
them is yours, and only one of them.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's the point I've got to. Their two moms are
two of my favorite people. And I'm like, at any
point in time, they could message me now to come
and get the boys. And I was like, please don't
message me, Please don't message me. I cannot tell you
that your boy is currently missing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's true, it's so one.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The pressure, so true, the pressure when you're looking after
someone else's kids.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So I was shaking, going Jimmy. So he starts panicking,
and that made it worse. Does he have a phone?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, he doesn't I can't track him, like and can
track my thirteen year old. So I said to my husband, Jimmy, Okay,
you stay here. So Jimmy's out the front like yelling
like a crazy person. I turned full crazy and I
was like, right, I'm going to drive. So I got
in my car and I was like, okay. The thing
that they do like doing is dinging people's doorbells and
running off ding dong dash, So I bet you anything
(02:26):
they're doing that. So I was driving around Fullerton, a
whole area, up and down the streets and while I've
got my windows down, I'm yelling out al they go by, James,
where are you? And I started like a full psycho.
I've got Jimmy on the phone and he's like, have
you found them? I'm like, no, I haven't. I can't
find them. I'm panicking. When do we call the cops?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like this is so scary right now? Miss children?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Anyway, So I'm going like a couple of streets from
our house. I'm going down around a corner and Jimmy's
on the phone in the car and I'm yelling out
the door again out.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
For Alfie, and I hear this ome mom and I'm like,
oh my god, am I god? The relief just like
like I could have just passed out because I knew
that that was him. I looked across.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
They were inside an old man's garden.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The front gate was shot. They shut.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They were talking to this old man that was watering
his garden, and I yelled like the old man.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I could hear him going, it's all right, it's all right.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And I was yelling at the alfie exactly at his
two friends. I scared them like they've never seen me
lose it because I'm like the fum mom, Like they've
never seen Hailey turn. And I yelled at all three
of them and I was like, you have no idea
how dangerous this is. Like your moms would be so
angry at me if they found out that you've gone missing.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Rah rah rah. They get in the car and I'm like,
what the hell were you doing? Why were you there?
We were just talking to the old man. I was like,
but why were you talking to him about? Why did
you leave the house. Do you know what they said?
When I said what were you talking to the old
man about? They said, I just wanted to know who
he voted for. Look at these politically conscious children that
(04:06):
you're raising. At that point, I wasn't laughing because I
was still iran. I was so angry.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And then afterwards I could laugh about and going, what
the hell you asking your voting who do vote for?
He wouldn't have been thrilled.
All right, I'm going to share something that happened on Saturday,
and as a parent, if you've ever been through something
like this, you will sympathize with me because it was awful,
absolutely awful. I was so close to calling the police
on three missing children. So I'm gonna set the scene.
I'm at home.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
My ten year old has his two best friends over.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
They're all playing. They're run outside, they're inside, they're doing
all their thing. They just have so much fun together.
They're really loud and they just let loose. I'm in
my painting room. I'm painting Jimmy, my husband is making
my Mother's day card out in the lound room.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So we're all.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
There like we're accessible. I just got them snacks and
left them outside. They ate their snacks studio, went back,
came out, had a cup of tea sitting on the
couch and I was like, that's so quiet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
They're on their iPad.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So I walked into Alfie's room, not there, and I
was like, that's weird. Walked into the other rooms, not there,
mealing Outfie.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Cooper, James, where are you outside? Not outside?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
The boys not out the front. This point, I was
like Jimmy, I can't find them. Can you just stop
and just come and help me? And he's like, what,
Alfie has never he's ten, he's never just walked out
of our front gate like it's locked. He's not an angel,
but he would never just walk out because I I
instill the fear in them, because I'm so morbid and
(01:20):
so scared about people taking them.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That they would never do it. You will die, you
will die. Yeah, yep, that's me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So anyway, at this point, I'm like, Okay, I have
just lost three children.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They're not anywhere, they're literally nowhere, and only one of
them is yours, and only one of them.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's the point I've got to. Their two moms are
two of my favorite people. And I'm like, at any
point in time, they could message me now to come
and get the boys. And I was like, please don't
message me, Please don't message me. I cannot tell you
that your boy is currently missing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's true, it's so one.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The pressure, so true, the pressure when you're looking after
someone else's kids.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So I was shaking, going Jimmy. So he starts panicking,
and that made it worse. Does he have a phone?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No, he doesn't I can't track him, like and can
track my thirteen year old. So I said to my husband, Jimmy, Okay,
you stay here. So Jimmy's out the front like yelling
like a crazy person. I turned full crazy and I
was like, right, I'm going to drive. So I got
in my car and I was like, okay. The thing
that they do like doing is dinging people's doorbells and
running off ding dong dash, So I bet you anything
(02:26):
they're doing that. So I was driving around Fullerton, a
whole area, up and down the streets and while I've
got my windows down, I'm yelling out al they go by, James,
where are you? And I started like a full psycho.
I've got Jimmy on the phone and he's like, have
you found them? I'm like, no, I haven't. I can't
find them. I'm panicking. When do we call the cops?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like this is so scary right now? Miss children?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Anyway, So I'm going like a couple of streets from
our house. I'm going down around a corner and Jimmy's
on the phone in the car and I'm yelling out
the door again out.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
For Alfie, and I hear this ome mom and I'm like,
oh my god, am I god? The relief just like
like I could have just passed out because I knew
that that was him. I looked across.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
They were inside an old man's garden.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The front gate was shot. They shut.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They were talking to this old man that was watering
his garden, and I yelled like the old man.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I could hear him going, it's all right, it's all right.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And I was yelling at the alfie exactly at his
two friends. I scared them like they've never seen me
lose it because I'm like the fum mom, Like they've
never seen Hailey turn. And I yelled at all three
of them and I was like, you have no idea
how dangerous this is. Like your moms would be so
angry at me if they found out that you've gone missing.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Rah rah rah. They get in the car and I'm like,
what the hell were you doing? Why were you there?
We were just talking to the old man. I was like,
but why were you talking to him about? Why did
you leave the house. Do you know what they said?
When I said what were you talking to the old
man about? They said, I just wanted to know who
he voted for. Look at these politically conscious children that
(04:06):
you're raising. At that point, I wasn't laughing because I
was still iran. I was so angry.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And then afterwards I could laugh about and going, what
the hell you asking your voting who do vote for?
He wouldn't have been thrilled.
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