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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mix one or two point
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
App Haleymax head to head, one topic on the table,
sixty seconds on clock, and you have to debate this
and then Adelaide has to chime in with their opinion
and adjudicate this matter. And it's a real toughy. Yesterday
the North is better than the South. Today the West
is better than the East. On the affirmative, yeah, Hally
Piers a negative maxerst.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I do love the West, but I am from the
east there and I don't like bagging where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
God luck I live in the West, but I'm pumping
up the East today.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know what, Ever, since you told me that this
is a cyber on six minutes ago, just like yesterday,
I despise the other side.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
The West where I live is the worst your time,
Haley Pierson starts, Now.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You know what they say, West is best. Who do
you think you are?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Eastern suburbs, you snobby mc snob snobs, polishing your tesla's
and putting a LII it's on luggage out on hard
rubbish day, Like look at me, I'm so rich. My
bestie Laurence, she lives in the West, in the jeans
Own beg Mors in the West. Max Burford in the West,
Burgo also in the West. That's an a list suburbs.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We've got temptations Sailing West Beach, Caravan Park, Harbourtown, Joe's kios,
Mosley Beach Club, the Portolaid Light Lighthouse and a childhood
rumor about it, Razor Blade that went down Magic Mountain.
West is they give you a wave and nod and
then they invite you to the footy club.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Snobs in the East, you just look away.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
East.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You can keep your manicure lawns and your fancy jacarandas
we'll just keep playing the West. National answers never lie?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Are you selfish? Peak?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
That was so poorly integrated it made no sense Anyway,
I do love the West.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
The West is amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It sounds brilliant, all right, The West is better than
the East.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Negative the flag for my boys in the East. Max Burford,
your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Do you want to play stereotypes and say, oh the
easters field will all the posh, fancy, wealthy people. Sure,
maybe it is, but maybe the reason they all spend
that extra money to live there is because it's the
best place to live in Adelaide. Everyone not from there
so obsessed with bagging Burren Side Village because they know
it is, without doubt, unequivocally the nicest shopping center in
the entire state.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
It's not even close. You've heard of tall poppy syndrome.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, you've all got tall shoppy syndrome with your selfish
pig herd mentality. It's not contentious in the sliders to say.
The Eastern suburbs are clearly the most beautiful suburbs in Adelaide.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
It's called the Leafy East for a reason.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The blocks are bigger, the roads are quieted, the parks
are plentiful.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
What have you got again? The beach?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh? Great, stunning? Can't wait to choke and die in
the algal bloom. Yeah, finally, let's talk about the hills.
Let's talk about the hills. This region is the envy
of every capital city in Australia. Oh, I'm desperate for
a quiet get away with beautiful views, some of the
world's best wine and locally produced food. Do I jump
in the car for an hour and a half and
head off to the Hunter Valley, maybe the Yarra Valley.
Maybe Margaret River. No, because it's ten minutes away. If
(03:05):
you live in Adelaide's East, it's right there. Keep your
dying fish. I'll take my chances with a magpie.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Olga Bloom that you're putting out misinformation there. You're not
going to choke and die on the Alga Bloom.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
When I go into one minute of debating a topic,
I have never believed in that topic more in my life,
and what I say it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yesterday you decided Adelaide that the south was better than
the north. So now it's your turn to decide. Is
the east better than the west?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Thirteen one oh two three. We need you to vote
for us. We need you to decide because we've both
just come on killed where we lived. For the sake
of this argument, I'm.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
On West eas I need you to call thirteen one
oh two three.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
All right, the western suburbs are better than the eastern suburbs.
That's itt ofbate today, sixty seconds on the clock, Haley
pierced affirmative backspirth of negative.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I reckon everyone that lives in the west firmly believes
that they have a best and vice versa.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, you'll just wish you're living in the East.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No, that's the sides that we were given, and they're
the sides we're sticking with for at least another ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Natalie in Seaton, Natalie, what do you reckon? Which way
you leaning in?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Why it has to be the West. We have beautiful sunset.
You can sit down by the cafes at Grange and
Henley Beach watch the dolphins go by. Great shopping centers.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
I mean, who puts a tree in the middle of
the shopping center?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Honestly, seriously, we made one mistake.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
We have beautiful people. You guys are all posh in
the East. You have expensive restaurants.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
You have dogs being carried around.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On any of the esplanades. Tell me that they're not people.
In the West, we don't.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Live in a concrete jungle like you guys do. We
have the walls down in Port Adelaide.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Natalie, I love your vote. Thank you so much for
Let's go to in Mount Barker. From up in Mount.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Barker, good morning. Okay, So I've come from the East,
gone up to Mount Barker and I'd like to go
back to the East, so nor with Newton area. You
can walk around everywhere, one says hello to each other
as you walk past.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Ignore everybody's don't rude.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
See everyone's friendly in the leafy Eastley and I like it.
That's a vote for the good guys. Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
All right, Stella in welland what are you voting for?
West or East?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
West is best, always has been. I've lived in the
West for like forty five years, moved around different places,
but always in the West. We've got the beach.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You can go to town and walk home from town.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
It's the best location. And you have the best schools.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh, there's a shout out schools from the backseat.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
You do have some good schools, I agree, Stella.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Some great schools out there. Okay, Stella, one do one
to the West at the moment. Thank you girls. Jess
in thebby, I can guess which way you're voting, but
which way.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I am West? All the way. I mean, you can't
beat the city is two minutes away.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
You've got the beaches.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
The people are just nice, they're not snobby, like, it's
just great here.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I've had the last two calls I've both said West
because it's close to the city. Do you guys not
realize that the East is the exact same distance from
the city.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
The point is that we have a beach and the
city you have.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
We can't really swim it at the moment. I've got
the Adlaid Hills. We can. I've got the Adlaid Hills.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
No, get your facts right. Go on the Alga Bloom website.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You can.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'll just go on the algall Bloom website to see
if I can go to the hills. No, I won't.
I can go there anytime because the air is fresh up.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
There's the website.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
How are you putting me on the spot?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
But I thought you loved the No, go on there.
Go on their beach safe safe. I actually do love
our beaches.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
But that's not the point everything you see on the
news either.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Guy David in Paradise, you'd be on my side. Mate.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Hello, Yes, I've lived in the North, I've lived in
the West, I've lived in the East.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Beast beast absolutely, that's what they always say.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Good, that's Burnside councilors say that they actually want to
put that in slogans for Burnside Council East got.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
A slight grape with Burnside Council watch too many parking
fines from them. But nonetheless, it's because I'm checking out
all the nice little locations throughout Burnside. That's right there,
you know what community community space, Easy to take your
kids out around there, super friendly people. We've got to
consider the entire West versus the entire East, and I
think if you get the full accumulation of that area,
(07:37):
East is definitely the way to go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I think I'm reading between the lines. You think a
bit snobby there, David, don't you? Ah?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
You yeah, you think you're better.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Than this is the arguments coming from a noughty northeast.
David gets it. He's climbed into the East and he's
proud of it.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
One more call. We've got Margie and our producer bell
is losing it in.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
The studio, Margie and Wingfield. Margie, come on, which way
are you voting in?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Why?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Mate? I'm going west for sure. We got the witches,
we got the beaches, we got the sands, we got
the party in. Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Bella is now on the floor. She loves you so
much she cannot hold it together.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You are alone go to.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
The west to go with Yeah, you got the bitches,
You've got the Winnie Blues, Hey Margie.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
What we're going to do next is final calls and
the verdict thirteen one O two three. If you've got
one last opinion you want to get in, said this is.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hailey in Maxes after a debate on Mix.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Two point three.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Thanks for Wayne in that the western suburbs are better
than the Eastern suburbs. Affirmative was Haley Pierce and negative
Max Burford.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's been a tough one for both of us today
because we actually live in the opposite side to what
we were arguing. But you have to argue what you've given.
And I was flying the flag from my boys in
a leafy East.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Now we're not alone in the studio today. We have
my ten year old Alfie in the studio. Who let's
hear whose side are you on? West or East?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
East? Yeah? Why, I grew up in the East.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
I know a man.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, I did all my childhood.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Friends activities with East.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yep, the Eastern like snobs, No mate, he was hardened
by the East. Didn't you hear him say? He's a man?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Are you fancy. Yeah, I'm rich.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I'm Richie Rich.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Rich Rich.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
McDonald's did a roller coaster in your house?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Imagine that he does. Obviously he does. He's Macaulay Culkin
in Richie Rich.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
He has two hundred nine dollars in his bank account. Guys,
I know that because I'm his mum.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, because he spent it all, because he's got like
in Richie Rich Mount Rushmore out the backyard with his
face on it, his brother's face on it, your face
on it, and dad's face on it and the dogs.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
All right, well, Alfie, we have had a lot of calls.
Do you want to deliver the verdict?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Adelaide. We have a drum roll here for this. Now
this includes Alfie's late vote there, which is for the East.
In sixty seven percent of mixed fam say West is best.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
The highway.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We tried out, We tried hard for the East.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, well that was fun.