The Boob Bus Is Coming - Are You Getting On Board?

The Boob Bus has a name.. and now it needs passengers!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mix one or two point three maximally in the morning.
Let's get ready for a fun couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pant scene will now are you it doesn't have the
right amount of syllabbles. It should have mean bob, shouldn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Anyway, This is all about celebrating women, cancer survivors, those
who have undergone mistectomies, lumpectomies, whatever it might be, and
just really reminding people that it does not matter what
our shape is, what we look like. We're pretty bloody great.
So what we're going to do is we want you
to get to mix one O two three dot com
dot au. And it was all because Cheryl called us

(00:45):
after she underwent surgery and she said, I just didn't
feel like me anymore and I felt like everyone was
looking at me and it was just so emotionally draining.
So get to mix one of two three dot com
dot AU. I mean the provisor is you can't have
all of your real broops.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, we're discriminating against that you with your real boobs.
That's what you've gotta do. When you register, let us
know what you've been through, and then you've got to
bring someone along. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna pamper you.
We're going to help you out.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We're going to absolutely lovely morning together. We are.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
But also that person you're bringing along will be getting
their boobs checks. So if there's someone in your life
that you've been bad during, it might be your mum
or your sister or whoever, it could be a friend,
doesn't matter. So we've got this bus, and well we
haven't got the bus. We've got this idea of a bus,
and we thought, you know what, we'll start with a name,
because once you name it, it's definitely real. Now here's
some of the suggestions from some of you.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Maybe a couple of options just to get the ball
rolling the Mammary Metro. If we got des on board,
it would be Deser's minibus. And then the Adelaide City
Titty Committee. That's where I'm at. That's why we need
your help.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Tan, you're a secret rise breasty rest.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You get your breasty on to get a breasty checked.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Absolutely, quenten up in mod Brev. You've got a name
suggestion for our bus, the Betty Boomer. Have you got
a connection to this, Quentin that makes you so passionate
about it's a friend of mine. Is all I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You're calling the buff Feelers two one or none, Damion
of Little Hampton.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Too malicious, Charmaine and Salisbrees.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You know how they had the red Nose Day that
had the red, big red nose on the front of it.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Go on, you could make it into like just a
boob and had the boom buck. All right, So there's
some of the ideas there, but they can only be
one winner. Yeah, the name of the boom Bus is.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I love it when you say it on Diddy didty
bang bang?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Karen and Ki, that was your idea?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Are you over the moon? I am?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was one of those things that generally just stopped
us all our tracks. It gave us such a big
belly laugh, so well done.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I must admit it did give me a laugh as well.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's what matters. Karen.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, I'll level with you, Karen. We were the whole
way through as we were trying to come up with
things we like. I mean, we're probably gonna end up
calling at the boo bus and then you called in
out of the blue yesterday with your titty titty bang.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Bang, and we went it's got to be Karen's idea, right,
it has to be.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Now, Karen, the good new The news is is that
Max has decided to well put your brilliance to song.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh yeah, that's why I pulled the good out of
that sentence. It is good news, Karen. I'm telling you
because I only write hit songs.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Now, I'm assuming that you are very well aware of
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, which was the famous Is it.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
A Disney film back in the day or just keep
going whatever it is. You're assume you know it, don't you, Karen?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I do?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Okay, Well it's quite a catchy song, and I thought
maybe I could just change the lyrics a little bit
to suit our purposes.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Would you like to hear Karen?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I would love good because I'd love to hear it
again because it's one of my best Oh you pretty
titty bang bang, titty titty bang bang, we love you.
And in our titty titty bang bang hoping there's no brain.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Here's what we'll do. You us in our food buses
will test and screen.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Just bring a friend, bang bang bang, we'll raise it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Don't make me sing, Karen, bye? What do you think.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
The lyrics are?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Fine?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Singing?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Maybe not so much, Karen, come on, you don't have
to be nice.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'll tell you what, Karen, I'll let you're not a secret.
Mazzie was just sitting in the newsroom with her head
in her hands. Karen, thank you very much for your
amazing idea. Titty Titty Bang Bang will be coming to
a street at the end of next week, and it's
all because of you. We really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
No problem, I'm glad I could be amused. All right,
don't forget.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
If you want to get on titty Titty Bang Bang,
you absolutely can. We're really going to spoil you and
just celebrate what it is to have gone through something
like this. Just get to mix one O, two three,
dot com dot A. You will take some of your
registrations next