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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show number one from a king sized dreamland bed. They
wanted to wake up with each other before they woke
up with you, Adelaide, and please our studio audience make
some noise for international superstuff.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh my god, Look how relieved they are. They're like,
finally somebody we know is on this show. Look at this.
Isn't this exciting?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's like Adelaide's version of John Lennon and Joker. Oh
the now do you know who that is here anymore?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
He was on.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here right.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
This has been a dream of Max's for quite some time.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, it's one. I'm now look at you. Max.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's kind of shaking as we're speaking, Darling.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I haven't been listening along Haunts, have I ever?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh my god, it's been names, names, names and Rebecca Mors.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I love it. It's been beautiful. Now you brought in
an accordion, which I've.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Gotten according I have to think is what every bedroom needs?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You want me to play this right now? I would
love to say a bit of accordion in bed. Max.
I'm looking at you this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, and I think that that Max.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You look like fun to me.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Max you look a little like somebody I know, and
I can tell that you're only.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because I can hear your heart beating.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Madam.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Wow, dude's Adam, Madam, I hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I know, Madam.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I know you want to take me home againdam madam.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
When your heart goes? Buttom, don't you show Listen listen
to the Crab Wild and look, I confused. Your children
are looking Haley. This is been a wonderful, wonderful morning.
And hello Allie, look, oh my god, that was brilliant.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Night.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
People are turning over from s A F A as
we speak, Darling, here it happened. I can just hear
them clamoring to this radio station already.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Our next special guest is actually my little boy, Alphie, who's.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Ten years old, and happy morning.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I want you to tell everyone at home your favorite
thing because I need to get to know your mother
because I'm about to spend a lot of time with her.
Can you tell me your favorite thing about mum?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
She says yes to lots of things that sleepovers?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Does she?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
What are we talking about? Like no bedtime, junk food?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, I say yes a lot. Dad says no, a lot,
doesn't he?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Did the other mums get angry about that because your house.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Is just a house of We're the fun party, aren't we.
We're the party house. Yeah, we're very fun.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, then let's put the shoe on the other foot.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
If what is the least favorite thing about mum that
I need to watch out for?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We all need to watch out for.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
She puts hair in the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That wasn't me her own hair.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
No, that wasn't me.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
That we had girls swimming in our pool recently, and weirdly,
as soon as you get in there, now you covered
in hair.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's really gross. But it wasn't my hair.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was mom's hair, wasn't it. Yeah, it was a
you're losing your hair, mum?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh, how dare you? I'm not losing my hair.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm just going Actually, I'm not losing.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
My sleeping with another man?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Why are you doing that?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
He got really annoyed me when I told you I
was going to be in bed with Max. I love
your dad so much. Okay, here's your dad forever. Max
is just my friend and we're just sitting next to
each other. That's all that's happening. Okay, you tell him
to get out of the bed.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I was here first, I worked here last years.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Tasty love you, thank you Bye? Why are you sleeping
with another man?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh god, guess number one is here? Can we all
be upstanding for Rebecca more?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Thanks for making me feel wanted and breathing some life
into my career.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I thought, I thought, who's got time on a Monday.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Morning in the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
It's not an open schedule.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You were literally my number one person that I wanted
to have on because I love you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
We did radio together years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Makes so far fun. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Was always obsessed with you in like in a weird way,
past tense.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, not a few more, I mean.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Your old Only one of these got their name on
the show.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Now, I guess you are not unemployed. You have a
job going on. Have just launched a podcast?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh the world.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Needs another podcast. What's it called again?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Is called in the Jeans and I'm doing it with
my twenty one year old daughter.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It was her idea jeans with a G Yes. Oh
my god, what are you.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Guys going to talk about generation gap staff parenting stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh that's so good, Moss. I don't think there is
another daughter podcast out there.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
There's a that's a niche. You've just created something. Don't
look too hard.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I found a hole in the mark. Do you know what.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I'm going to give you a plug? Get on bet
Morris's Instagram. She's just posted it last night and followed
the page. I was like the fifth person to follow.
Did you know I saw that peer?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So you're chronically online chronically.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He's still obsessed with you. A lot of names and
everything around.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Congratulations on the new show. Listened on the way and
I locked it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm going to lock the dial.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You lock that dial, please upstand for our premium. Mister
Peter Mallan ask us everyone.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Happy New Year, leaning over us like we're in hospital.
You are sleeping Premier at home.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I'm just a boxes boxes guy by Peter Alexander.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Boxes whatever I've been given. Yeah, I'm not sure about
the socks there. I would never to bed to wear
of socks. I understand, and no way, Premier.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I got to say you are the busiest man in
South Australia. But I have to say you always have
time for everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You're always supporting everything I do.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
You know we jam of Phoebe and it's a long day,
but no, I feel very lucky. We've got a big year.
Head four went pretty well for the state. There's challenges
around the place, but mostly a bit fired up for
twenty twenty five. I feel like there's challenges, but I'm
pretty optimistic. I want to show my generosity towards you.
So I'm not going along with a stunt by getting
in the bed this morning. So I've gotta do something
right now. I'm a you like coffee, going to love
(06:16):
early in the starts now. Yes, I am not into
the fancy, fancy coffee. I am an instant coffee drinker
by the gallery.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Really, you're not a coffee snob.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I've I've got to a cafe of a coffee or whatever.
But I have nine to twelve of these a day.
Whow it's not.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Good, But that is a coffee that you brought it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I've got my kind of Okay, you're into the middle.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Love it so much?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, you're going to be up at like four thirty
one do this.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Program so so keep you going.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But more importantly, more important, this is for Hailey.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
I've been told that you're in the market for AFL team.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
She's undecided. She's the only person. How do you do that?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
I swing because I like I fall in love with
a football player as a friend and then I go
for them. You know, the Crows are like I loved
Eddie Betts right and I love Tamis high Hetlet.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
And now I'm kind of like, well, who do I.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Go for emotionally invested in a team? I know you
can't sit on the fence on this one. Now I
might be with you, like I barrack for the most
successful footy club in the history of footy, and that,
of course is the port Alais Football Club. So I've
got some to drink you mcconay, and we've got some
mugs for you both. And I know, I know Max
is solid, so my pillow.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Does that mean I'm a Port Adelaide supporter?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Now, I think you've got to be.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Now, then again, maybe you should be hedging your bits
because you know, probably a more significant portion of your
audience isn't barracking for Port. But I wear my heart
in my slavery.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
One knows where I stand. And are you telling me
to do this?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I'm just telling you that you've got no option and
a little toy, our little lightning bulb.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Thank you so much. I got presence from the premiere.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
There we go. God, I'm so special. You are a
big deal.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
In twenty twenty five, breakfast radio is dominated by mixed
one open, thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
So much for coming in, but good luck with you guys,
Killer Bravia, Peter mala Awskas everyone Haleia Max showing Number
one live from our dream Land bid Mix one of
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