November 17, 2024 • 47 mins
In this episode:
Coombs had a fall x (03:22)
Stinky scrunchies (08:18)
Can celebs stop writing kids books (19:20)
Oscar’s beef with TikTok singers (22:29)
Bloody roadworks (28:52)
Oscar’s bathroom rendition of My Heart Will Go On (35:54)
Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (37:56)
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Just host couple of mitches.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Helly, brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You've really pieced me off.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, mich and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello you happy Monday idiots. Cheery is not here today,
is having a bit of time out. Nothing to worry about.
Our the wheel price keeper Jenner is here as usual. Yes,
I am here, and also our fourth wheel roving reporter Oscar. Hello,
he's here as well. Welcome back, chalk Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Thanks for having me. Chocks were what I was sitting like?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Loosener. You look real formal, you know now, I just
want to do a bit of housekeeping and just to
avoid any confusion, Oscar, you are not here to fill
in for Mitch Cheery. No, Jenna, it's me is stepping up.
She is Mitch Cheery today and you are therefore feeling
(01:06):
in for Jenna. Of course, it's a hierarchy. Janna's my
co pilot. You're just some scraggy fucking air hostess. Yeah, yes,
doing the safety demonstration.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I'm doing the safety demonstrating at the back of
the plane.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
On a rex Y.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Noone seated at the back so you to nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, I'm just doing it to the mirror actually, because
it's for for demonstrational practice.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, how are you two feeling being reunited? It's been
a while since then.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's it's so so low. I have mister Jen so much.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know, I send you like thousands of ai cat
videos on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, no, I love them all.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm glad I'm not on the receiving those quietly, so good.
Can I tell you both something very exciting that's happened
in my life?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Please?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So a very exciting milestone.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You're getting married.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, I'm having a baby. How did you know? I
had a big lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I could feel it in my water?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sorry, right, sorry, I haven't been well.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I love that you went to the effort of coughing
off Mike, but it was so loud there's no way
I can edit that out.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Scared me fucking health like.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It doesn't help if you go fully just like excuse me?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What second?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Are you still sorry? I'll get back to my huge
life near soon. Last time you were on co hosting
with me, you were an absolute train wreck. If I
can be Franks, Spring was knocking you around. You had
fucking shocking hay fever? How are you doing that? Cough
is not encouraging.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, so update on the shocking hay fever. It's fucking revolting.
Still I'm still anti spring. I think springs still spring.
I just thought it's been so long, I know, and
my health issues are just out of control. So when
I get hay fever it can develop anyway. So I've
just not been a well chalk.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I can't recall the last time you were well.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Honestly me neither.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Don't even get me started on a therapist lotenges? Do
you want one?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I might steal it from you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That'll be good.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But yes, as I was saying, yes, you're huge milestone.
As you know, I moved into the penthouse recently rated apartments.
Yes if you're lost, and after all this time living
in a fucking penthouse that has two levels, I finally
have my first trip down the stairs. I had a
(03:36):
good run. I had a good run.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh well done.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I was like today, I'm that proud of you.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was well three am. I've had a couple of drinks.
I turned all the lights off upstairs because weirdly my god.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm so sorry. I thought that was going to be internal.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No w'en a birth ever. Internal, that's not a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My co pilot, Jenna, can you rain him in here?
So I was walking downstairs, the lights were off. I
must have just missed a step and I just went
like tumbling, hit my elbow, and then Sean comes running
around the corner being like, oh my god, he said
to me, I thought I was going to see like
a squished Mitchell. And much to his surprise, he comes
(04:24):
running around the corner and there I was just standing
at the bottom of the stairs, so like a cat,
I trip, but I did not actually trip. Over All
I have to show for it is this one injury
on my elbow. That's where I hit my elbow.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's quite a that's quite a nice graze.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Gorgeous. Oh, Jenna, you'll feel this. I was going, I understand.
But at Pilate's I'm making us do a plank, but
on our elbows rather than on our hands. And imagine
this Gray's elbow from my fall on the on the
PLT was like, Chi.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's sore.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
That's not fun?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Disgusting Now because you're the honor every cheery Jenna, would
you like to let anyone who might be listening for
the first time how this fucking podcast works.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, so we talk.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh you're here every time?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
He says, is it just me?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Is something that you notice?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No, wait, if it's your first time listening, welcome to
Is it it's me? We start every.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Monday the same way? And is it just me or Jim?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Is what it is?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's something you've noticed, tate or appreciate.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Who will go first?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think I'm going to kick things and then obviously
my co host Jenna will bring one as well while
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah. I did think of a good one in the
car on.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
The way last time you were here Oscar when we
did our misfit episodes, I was I was racing you
for having a ship hook. Yes, that's right, Like we've
got to sell it up top to keep people listening.
So what would your hook be? So my hook would
be what's the rich and about?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, my hook for this would be it will probably
get me in trouble and I will definitely be called
a hypocrite. Oh, I definitely will create I definitely will
get will end up being called a hypocrite, but I
just have so many passionate emotions about this topic.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sweet all right, Jenna, what about you? What's what's your hook?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So this is something I've noticed, particularly with the breakfast
show that I work on. What are just a show
that's on in the morning on Sydney's number one radio station?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
What's the radio station? You haven't said it yet.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I can say that it's ws FAM, I just can't
say the name. Actually, you know what. It's Jonesy and
Aman's kido another coin in the jar. I can't for
new idiots that are not understanding what's going on right now.
We have a swear jar because Mitch and I were like, god,
Jenna mentions Jones and your man of all the bloody time,
and so we started implementing she owed the dollar every
(07:00):
time she mentions them. Yep, So I'll put a dollar
into the kidio. There we go, it's in.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But if do you owe the kideo?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh what is it?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'm trying to bring it up? Here we go? Yeah,
you only one for the missing child? Oh yes, ye yeah,
four for the for the for Jones and Amanda Anladd.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, okay, so so five dollars. Yeah, but actually I
thought it was going to be high.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
No, you owe a dollar on here? I don't even
I'm not four. Do we coerce you into saying the
missing child's name?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh yeah, mich did.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, I'm not paying that dollar. You can get a dollar,
no doll.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Helps as cheery.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm going to pay that extra because I'm cheery. So
how much is CHEERYO?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh my god, babes, it'll send your break. He's up
to fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, Cherry will be paying for his own mine and
oscars because I'm cheery today.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I suppose I can't like we've got equal power here
where a team I can't actually ship? All right, you're
going to be the one to explain that to him
when it's back.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I am my acting in his place, so down, don't worry, Oscar.
I've got you covered, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Are you ready for me to kick things off with?
Go on? You're right, let's go badly?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Is it just me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Did you not know that you're supposed to wash your
fucking scrunchies.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Famously? I don't have enough hair, so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I knew you weren't going to be able to relate,
you've got no hair on your head, that is, you're
back to the different store.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I've never ever thought of washing my scrunches ever, And
then I saw your Instagram video, and that night I
smelt my scrunchy, the one that I've got in my
hair right now.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I've been meaning to tell you about.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Thank you. Okay, wait, So for those that didn't see
the video on my Instagram last week, I have been
hardharboring a putrid stench for months. I thought that I
just had some unexplained bo and I was driving myself
crazy with this because I was having extra showers and
yet I'd just be sitting there at my desk or
on the couch and I'd go, oh God, it's back.
(09:16):
And it was such a unique stench. It wasn't like
the usual pits or whatever. I thought it might have
been a certain hair product. I was easy, and I
thought it was because I was sleeping with wet hair.
I went through all the motions, yeah, trying to figure
out why I ree, which.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Is so wild, because you're possibly one of the most
cleanest people I know.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
How many people do you know? So basically I was
driving myself mad trying to find a fucking solution to this.
I couldn't figure it out. And then eventually, after months
and months of this fucking stint following me, which by
the way, it got worse and it was so bad. Yeah,
I'm surprised neither of you noticed it. Actually I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Probably I could smell my own possibly.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, after months and months, I realized, oh my god,
it's my scrunchy. It's been my scrunchy this whole time,
so no wonder it was mostly my hair and my
wrists was stinky because that's where the scrunchy lives stank.
And so I posted a video about this Instagram, like
Jenna said, and I got so many comments saying, babe,
you meant to pop your fucking scrunchies in the laundry
(10:18):
and wash them.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
They don't teach you this shit in school.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No tell you this. I agree, like fuck algebra, when
if I ever used x Y over the air and
the fuck with like teach me how to wash a
bullshit scrunchy.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Sorry Jesus, Jesus, trust, lay off the vapes. But no, okay,
good chat, fair enough, So hang on, Jenna, you told
me that you checked your scrunchy after you saw my video,
and yours was stinky too.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
It was stinky.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Wyeoah, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We've all lant something from the stinky scrunchy saga, haven't we?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
We really have.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But yet a lot of people in the comments were
saying that they washed their scrunchies after every year. Sorry,
I'm not that busy, but I am too busy for that.
That sounds excessive, right, That seems insane to me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, because you also have like such like you have
your Plaine scrunches and you've got a beautiful scrunchy on
your wrist today.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, I had to get rid of the stinky one. Yeah.
Which the other thing people were shocked about in the
comments was that I'd had that one scrunchy for four years.
I do have others you've seen in my house. I've
got like a little scrunchy wreck you have, But I
don't shake it up. I've already got one on my wrist,
so why would I bother to shake it up?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Exactly, I just had the same one this whole time.
Unless I'm going to, like, I don't know. I went
to a barbie theened party, so I was like, right,
I'll grab the pink scrunchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But every
other day I was just using this one Frankly Richard
brown scrunchy. Brown, at least it was brown, like it was, Well,
I do that the brown one. It blends in with
my hair, which is why it is my favorite. Yeah,
(11:48):
and a lot of people were like, holy fuck, how
did you keep the same scrunchy without losing it for
four years? I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've had this one for about two years.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, it's weird. But hair ties and bobby pin n
different story, totally. I lose them all the time, totally different.
But my trust is scrunchy. It was always on my wrist.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, I can imagine with scrunchies because they're obviously larger.
So I feel like a scrunchy would be harder to
lose than a hair tie. As someone with two hairs
on their forehead, I can imagine a hair tie or
a bobby pin would be very easy, but a scrunchy
because it's fat, Yeah, exactly, Like you know, I feel
like it's like a bracelet in a way. I don't
(12:27):
when I don't have my baby.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I'm more baffled that people manage to lose scrunchies.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
But anyway, whenever I see a scrunchy on the floor,
it makes me a bit sad.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
And you never pick it up though, oh never, never, never,
do you.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Know what the fuck thing is? Though this whole time,
I'd gotten it all wrong because I would actively avoid
getting my scrunchy wet because I was like, well, that'll
wreck it. Yes, I thought, you know, I would never
take it in the shower, even if I was like
washing my hands or something. I'd take the scrunchy off
the wriars right because oh, I can never wet it. No.
People were saying, no, I actively shower with the scrunchy
(13:00):
to give it a quick wash. I was like, how
the fuck have I had long hair all this time?
And I didn't know the rules. No, I didn't know
the rules. No one tells you if it's shit.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
No.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I had no idea as well. My hair would be wet,
and I would avoid putting the scrunch in there because
I'd be like, oh, I don't want to get it wet.
It's a good scrunchy. You don't want to fuck it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think before do you think before you know? Because
we're terminal, do you think before we go we should
create an handbook god of how to use a fucking scrunchy?
Because I am learning. I think that's a business idea.
Maybe the Misfits we can do something about that.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I will say, this is such a pan trip.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, I can't caep taking on board merch suggestions the
group I love you all idiots, but the Facebook groups
like when are we getting a coffee table book? When
are we're getting the card game? And I'm like dall,
and we have so much fucking merch as it is.
Let a bitch rest. I love you and I appreciate
(13:56):
the enthusiasm. Put letter bitch rest.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, maybe that should be the next T shirt. Let
a bitch d.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Is it just me? The rude Shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So coming up in the episode two hundred and fifty
this Wednesday, Oh shit, the final five. I just realized
this is so sad. Oh that makes it feel real,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Anyway, sorry, snap out of it, Mitchell. But coming up
in episode two hundred and fifty, Yes, Oscar, you're gonna
be on again because the three of us are doing
something quite fucking fun that I've been looking forward to
for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I can't tell you how excited I am.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I could piss, Absolutely you can.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I will, I think I will.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Oh not now.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Sorry, got excited it is.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Do you remember ages ago we were doing the hobby hunt,
trying out new things, and I really have my clip
set on doing a smash room where you literally just
go in. I'm not actually sure. We haven't been yet.
We'll bring it to you on Wednesday, but I assume
it's just like crockery, plates, ceramics.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, when you brought it up with me, I did
watch a couple of tiktoks that were about wrecker rooms
or smash rooms, and I've got a bit confused because
I looked at the wrong account.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You've been too many smash rooms.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Many a smash room in the dawning, Yes, famously, But no,
it looks like it's just appliances.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Or like appliance.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, so like I saw I saw one video where
someone was smashing up a microwave.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And were excited.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Now so I mean, but there's other ones where it's
like bits of old furniture.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I feel like he's a baseball bat or something.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I think you can take your pick because I saw
bring a golf club. I've got one, don't ask one.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
There were some videos I saw where they were using
like baseball bats sledgehammers.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
But I'm even more excited now. Anyway we're doing the smashrooms.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I'm so exciting now I'm going to do it now,
I know.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So we were going to do it the Three of
Us dinner and chair, yes, and then he was like,
oh no, maybe do it as a roving report with Oscar.
And I was like, you know what, that ticks off
two things on the bucket list. That's true because people
request them before we finish the podcast in five episode style,
people requested that we do a roving report with Oscar
and be a smash room. So we're killing two chucks
(16:18):
with onesday. We're going to go smash it. The Three
of Us. Cheer is going to miss out. I reckon,
if you're going to get Foemo, I reckon he'll get
Fomo if I tell him, are you sure you don't
want to come? I reckon he might join its. But
we'll find out on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Find out Wednesday. Yeah, fine out, stay tuned for that one.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I do now while I've got you idiots, don't forget,
mug Vember is coming to an end, so you've got
to get your mug pre orders in before the end
of the month. A couple of images dot Com do
it at you. We've got the brand new mugs for
this season, and also all the old mugs if you
want to get the full collection.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
From his competition.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So that's right, soon to be souvenir edition.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's literally memorabilia, Yeah, it is, lest they forget it is,
oh like that memorabilia. Yeah. I got to say I'm
slightly reluctant to even encourage people to order mugs because
I blew my fucking back out today. Oh no, literally,
like more than seventy ke loads worth of fucking mugs
turned up today for me and Cheery to sign, and
(17:13):
imagine me lugging them up the penhouse. My god, they're
still not happy. They still want a fucking coffee table
book and.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Not God, haven't you people got a nap? How am
I a fucking what I was about to say, coconut book?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
How often do you read a coffee table Can you
get coconut books.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's not a thing general, just what my word said.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Could you google a coconut book and just see what
comes up? Sure, just use your phone? Oh yeah, shit, sorry,
have you got credit?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Sorry, Jenna, this is our cue to kill time.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh yes, yes, yes, Wily googles, and.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Then he seamlessly enters into the conversation like you do
so beautifully.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Of course I'm not used to it. I'm much quicker
than this.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, look at the panic in his eyes.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Because seventeen different things came up. So the immediate thing
that came up is a novel called Coconut. And it
says Coconut is a two thousand and seven novel by Copano.
I'm going to say this so wrong, Capano Matteloire and
it tells the story of a young black girl and
her life in Johannesburg's white suburbs.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh, we should buy that.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So I think we should buy that for a new
book club.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Maybe I'll just buy one hundred copies of that and
put that on the fucking merchant doll. So here's your
coffee table book.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I highly agree. I like that idea.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Anyway. Yeah, get your mug waters in before the end
of the month and we'll have them to you in
time for Christmas. Yes, that's a promise. You can get
it signed or unsigned. I will just do a quick PSA.
I did buy the most heavy duty fucking text for
the signing of the mugs. But I would just encourage
be careful. Yeah, if you accidentally run it through the
dishwasher once, it'll be okay. But if you do it
(18:52):
a lot and you like actively scrub it with the sponge, yes,
this probably will come off. So it's the sort of
thing where you just like rinse it under the tap,
but then you can scrub the inside of the more.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
You can get two, one the collector's one and then
one that you can actually use.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You're good. That's fitting right into cherries greedy shoes, big
shoes to fill, very big. Speaking of Cherry's big shoes,
I think it's only right that Jenny you go next.
You got Daren hit.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It is it just me?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Do celebrities need to stop writing children's books?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Had an announcement to get out why who's been coming
into the radio flogging their children?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Every single celebrity possible who most recently. We had it
all organized and then the day before it was announced
that about the content of the book, which was very
on the nose.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
See, here's the thing. If he was writing a children's
book about like cooking, I'd be like, that makes sense,
But what in the actual living fuck do you know?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yes about like.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Worried about an Indigenous girl who's in the foster system?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Like yes, I'm going to take that from a forty
nine year old white english Man who's only step foot
in Australia to be a television personality. Yes, what business
do you fucking have writing a story that is about
a culture you're not a part of.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Jamie Oliver, the Naked Ship have writing children's put.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Some clothes on every single celebrity some podcasters too.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
I might do it next am.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We're going to put that on the edgym merchant.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Deal with that.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I do agree. I think it's very odd that, you know,
in today's business, ventures from celebrities, because like it's there's
always a trend, Like originally it was makeup companies like
you had Gaga, Ariana, Selena, who else it's done them, Selena, Hailey, Beber,
every one, everyone.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Has, every single person.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
And now all of a sudden, like I wouldn't be
surprised if Gwen Stefani turned around and went, I've written
a lovely new children's book.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
And the thing is every page has like two words.
It's all the illustrations that are nice. Illustrator only gets
the smallest little byeline like the third.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
That's baby, Like Kate Richie didn't write many words in
her picture book. Yes, you know what I found interesting?
You know Andy Lee there's another one children's book. Yes,
Andy Lee of the Hamish Andy fame. Obviously he is
fucking raking in money with his children's books, but interestingly
they're doing really well overseas where people don't know him
(21:25):
as Andy Lee. Like people aren't buying it because it's
Andy Lee doing a book, They're just buying them because
they're actually good. And I'm like, I would not have
put that on my BINGO card, Andy Lee being an
accomplished author, How fucking random.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that, but good for him.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Like, I feel like we have enough children's books.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You know, this is where I think I need to
do some investigative journalism. Was a reporter because I've had enough.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Just walk up to Simon and she's the or Penguin
House and be like, stop, yes.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I've got a big w the book section.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm going to burn them all. I'm going to go
to target, one of the few targets left, and I'm
going to walk in and go listen enough.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
How much of these books are they actually writing?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Please, they can't even write. Next, we'll get Lea Michelle writing, well.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
We'll get Ryan Murphy on that and he'll read it
out to her for the audiobook.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Fourth Wheeled Chook and I reckon you can top that? Um?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, I reckon. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I was hooked about the hook, so I don't fucking disappointment?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
All right, yeah, all right, okay, come on, Braddles, hit
me baby, one more timed?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Is it just me?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Do internet singers need to calm the fuck down? Oh
my god, what's.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Your beef with internet singers? Jealous? Is that what it is? No?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Maybe I've also what would you just yourself, as the
world's most professional coattail writer said you sing on the internet?
Note I sing on the internet. However, here's the big difference.
I'm not climbing up on tables doing lip synced productions
to my own bullshit edited vocals while I'm climbing up
onto a chair with no shoes on, or the fucking
(23:09):
one that gets me jenneral the car park singing, oh.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Don't, I'm sorry, I actually kind of love those. No,
let me explain to you, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going
to try and find the one I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let me explain the logistics. A car park actually does
not have good acoustics. A car park is possibly one
of the worst acoustics, but that's why they do it.
They do it, and then they add those fucking edited
auto chune things, which is fine. Like, there's this one singer.
Do you guys remember that Arabian nights trend that was
going around, when all of those people would be holding
(23:43):
like a thing and they'd be like for another nuts.
There's one singer. I can't remember her name right now,
but I can literally see it. She got fucking dragged
all over the internet because she is genuinely a good singer.
She did the Arabian Nights trend with such heavily edited vocals,
and she got called out for it. And instead of
sitting there, and here's where I had the ships. If
(24:05):
she had just sat there and went, you're so right, babes,
Yes I did. I did edit my vocals bad. I'd
be like, oh real, real is real. But she did
this full thing where she went, I'm a life singer.
I would never ad. And they're literally all the TikTok
detectives because don't mess with TikTok detectives.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
They all were like, Babe, listen to this, this is
not your voice.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Hang on where I found the one I was looking for?
You know that chick that does the my heart will
go on riff in a car park. That's when you
need the shitty echo. We accup things that sounds gogeous. Hello,
(24:53):
he's painted on assa. That's beautiful. No, I could do
it better, Jennet. If your pass let you into the
car park here at Pepsi Palace.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, fuck, I just like, I have such an issue
with it because it's like guys, there are some like
actual Oh no, the one I'm thinking of. Have you
seen those two guys who sing in the kitchen with
no shoes on and they get like a celebrity in yuck.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I don't know you're talking about Oh, you're talking talking
about that. Yea.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
So I was like okay on them, but one of them,
I was like, your voice sounds really superficial. And then
I listened to it more closely and I went, oh,
he's not actually singing. It's the video they did with
Kristen Bell. Yeah, talking about sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
You should have brought the grabs and played to this.
Would absolutely yes have done such this.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
In the car on the way here, because it every
time those videos come up. And but those guys did so,
christ and Bell who was Anna in Frozen. So they
sang the do.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You want to build a SnO?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, no no the other one you and I were
just so they did that, and they they and it
was beautiful. They had all these harmonies, but none of
them singing, none of them mis singing. They fully just
lip syncter. And then the one that's standing with no
shoes on, the one that's standing with no shoes on
of the dirtiest fucking socks possible, he lips it to
(26:28):
the wrong fucking words.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I don't know any what he's on. I'm sorry, let's
move on, can hang on just a quick tally around
the room?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Is it just him?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I partly agree, but I wouldn't have brought it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Up got something on your mind, hit up at a
couple of Mitch's on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Get time to have a little chat to one about idiots,
and remember, if you get on the podcast with an
is it just me of your own prize? Keep it, Jen,
I will send you a little something to say thank you.
How are we going with those umbrellas?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Actually, Jenny, yep, they're going to be on their way shortly.
I've labeled them all.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You're confident the tubes will work?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yes, they're definitely going to work. They fit perfectly.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Nothing worse than a faulty tube, isn't that right?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I know if I think of anything worse.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Today we're going to Katie who is in Msura. I
probably got that wrong. It's in the Riverina of New
South Wales. We'll ask Katie's soura. I think.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Hello, Hello?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Is that Katie?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yes, hi darling, you're on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Sorry you've got oscar instead of cheery here.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
We've missed out.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
What have we interrupted you doing? Bob?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
I have a day off today. Oh god, I've done
all my houseworks so I'm just lazing about.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Fuck yeah, that's the way to go. Have we had
you on before, Darlin?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yes, you have thought so.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
And have we already asked you how to pronounce methoa?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yes, and you said it perfectly that time.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
It must have been stored back there somewhere. I got
it wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I said.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
We can settle on that. That's fine.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I think we could settle on that.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, okay, Katie? Have you got an it? Just me?
Ready to go?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I do perfect. I've been making these who do a
really good hook for me? Have you got a good
fucking hook before we get Bradley to count you in?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Oh? It's something that I hate. I don't know if
Jenna is going to agree, but I'm sure we've all
been in the situation we find out.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Are you ready to go, Darling hooked London?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
All right, Bradley?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Is it just me?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Is it? So's an annoying when you only overtake a
slow poke just to end up at a roadworks. O, Katie,
I'm putting a pin in your actual gym.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm rewinding you can say fuck friends here? That was
so cute? Annoying? Have you not got much of a
four mouth on you?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
No? I swear like a fucking.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
So remind me. It's so fucking annoying when you get
suck in roadworks when you're making good time.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah, it's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh my god, Katie, you hit the clip on the
head there. I just fucking hate that. But the only read,
the only time I'll ever like not feel bad about it,
is if it's a learner, because I'm like, yeah, valet
like taking, excuse me, you're looking at a learner.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, but I'm a minus learner because I still have
to get my learners again.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
I need to get that sorted. Yeah, I was in
the same boat as you. I only got my red
pea probably when I was How old am I? When
I was twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Wow, I was a late bloomer.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
But you have to do it. It's so good to
have your license.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Is it just me on the fly, Katie? Would you
say that twenty eight is around the age where you
do have to stop and actually think about how old
you are. I just lost count.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I do it every day. I forget how old, how
old of mine?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I'm like, fuck, I reckon? It was twenty five on MEDS.
I was just like, oh shit, where am I hat?
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I agree?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I don't want to admit that I'm thirty.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Some days I'm just like, yeah, he cares, darling.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I've got four years left. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
But anyway, when you're when you're just overtaking someone in traffic, Katie,
and then you get stuck at roadwork, you just know
that person you overtook is so smug about it, thinking
suck shit, bitch.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh for sure, of course.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
And the highway. I live on a highway and they've
got roadworks happening at the moment, and you don't know
where they're going to be are each day, so you
can be like, oh, yeah, making good time, I'll overtake
this oldie, and then not even ten meters up the road,
you're like, fuck, there's a roadwork.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Bloody hell. Do you know?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
It's actually so satisfying though it doesn't happen often, but
when basically every light is green and you're like, you're
like the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is on my
side today.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh Mary McKillop put a good.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Yeah when that happens.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
So Mary's up there looking down.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Have you ever had one of those moments where maybe
you've decided to be really nice and someone's trying to
merge in. You're like, yeah, yeah, you go, and then
they'll like pop the hazards on for one blink by
way of saying thanks there, and then like you'll flash
the lights and be like now.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
You're right, Oh that's fine.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, oh you do it in reverse. Sometimes I'm the
one popping hazards. I'm saying thanks, I know what that was.
I just wave, well yeah, I do that too.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
But sometimes I'm always thanking people, but they never thank me.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Story of my Bloody.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
I feel like Sharon and Cash and Kumuto taste the
person down going thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I can say thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh great.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
We're in Holland.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh god, it's so nice being in like mated company.
Jerry never get this ship.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Oscar's crying, yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
He actually what else you got, Katie? I feel like
he's loving this. Yeah yeah, keep going more. Catherin Kim
quits guy. Oh oh.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I always love when kas is talking about I think
it's Kell's party and they're going to go on a cruise,
and then Sharon's like, hell Pacific in the specific.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, we're going on a specific cruise. Oh nice, we
specifically year ago.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I mean, my favorite will forever be the first ever
one time. I just Kell doesn't know I smoke.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Brett doesn't know I smoke. Of course he does.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He can smile it on.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
You above the oven in the top cavern. Katie, you're
a fucking who. Jenna's going to send you an umbrella
one of these days. Does it went down your way? Mate?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Thanks We're probably not going to get any rain for
a while, but I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
It will be take you from the sun while you're
also wear your RAS shirt.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
I'm not going to get onto one of those.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh yeah, we're running out, bubbs, so you better get
on that sea.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Yeah. Oh guys. I love you guys so much, love
you so bums.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
You're finishing.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Oh it's just I speak of everyone, and I wish
it's just a massive gaslight Jenna, but I don't know
the case.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Unfortunately not Darling. I appreciate your support. We see you
there in the group. You're one of my most active ones.
And I don't think that we don't notice. It's not
lost in us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
We really love you.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
We love you, Katie and and Meritis doing well you
guys if you remember that one from last time I
was on.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah the bird or somebody.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah ago Katie. Long time no.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Chatter, Yeah a long time.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
And I'd love to chat to you again, Tonny. We'll
let you go. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I love chatting to you. You have a lovely day.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Right back at your bags, and if you want to
come on with them, is it just me of your own,
just like Katie did. You can hit us up at
couple of mitches on Instagram let us know what's on
your mind, or you can send us a text oscar
watch the number again, sing bitch, sing nice, Sorry that's
(34:29):
not the number. Here we go for this?
Speaker 7 (34:33):
Oh to nine four a two zero two? Oh for
two to nine, paine to zero two oh far too
nine to zero too oh far to nine bade.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yes, yes, would great.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I was not prepared for that.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Were you struggling? Were you a little bit? I think
we should have an encore?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Actually, please need the number again.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I'm just kidding. I won't do that to you. I
love springing that on him whenever he's here.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh god, actually I did see on the group recently
someone suggested for the final song should be. My heart
will go on with me singing it.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I veat over.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I also beat o that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Do you know what? Before we go, let's see if
you can do My heart will go on. If we
can't get to the car park with Jenner's past, just
run to the men's took. All okay, I've got one
of those in my bag. Oh yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Right, all right here, alright, I'm going hang on.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And this is to prove that I think those TikTok
singers are actually onto something. I bet it's going to
sound better than ever in that men's took.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, he probably will.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's going to be so awkward. If there's someone there
even better.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh you're not shy.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
We'll get a live performance.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I mean the talk, I mean talk, okay, perfect?
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Is anyone else?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
May?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Can do a quick warm up?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Hang on, no, no warm ups. It's sucking, singer.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I can't just do it.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Fun? Where go?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
If you guys can't say? But I've climbed up onto
the sink.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Hang on, joke, can you do the just the riff?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
The no?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I just want to hear that too. That was beautiful, making.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
The misty amazing.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
What's that.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Still pretty good.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Seriously, I hate this so much.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
You sound so cool.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right, well we're gonna wrap this up, Oscar. Thanks
for coming in today and thanks for listening, idiots. We
will be back again with another episode on Wednesday. Yes, actually, Denny,
you should be doing cheeries duties right now. You should
be asking for five star reviews and shit.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Oh yeah, if you'd like to.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Well, actually, we won't really want you to.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Can you go into like Apple podcast or like Spotify
and whatever and give us five stars or even like
leave it like an actual review as well saying how
great we.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Are, and have a comment on this episode on Spotify too.
There's a comment section on Spotify which is a bit fun,
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Yeah, that's a lot of fun. But also by Rasher.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
All right, we'll talk to you very soon, idiots. Tata bye.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome
to add brief our secret segment on the end. We
(37:59):
pretend the show's done. We keep talking. Shot nothing's planned here. Yeah,
have a little what do you guys call it the miss?
You call it a yap?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah we we yap.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I literally use that word today. I don't know, I'm
implying that that's a you thing, a.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Oh thanks, I just had to piss.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
I was like, as he forgotten about the secret, it's
because it's secrets, you know. Yeah? Did you hear that
secret nearly come unstuck last week?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yes, we all make mistake.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Jenna has been flawless this whole episode. She's the perfect
substitute for cheering.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I agree, actually, and you know, I mean it goes
to show that not everyone can do what Jenna does.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
It mean that just for this episode only, you're going
to delegate the prize keeping to Oscar, Like, is he
gonna have to send the umbrella to Katie? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
I don't think he's up for it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
She knows me too well.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
After that, I got to give it to you that
you were impassionate about it. I just didn't know what
the fuck you were talking about. That's so I had
a feeling it was to conviction, that's all that matter.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I had a feeling that is very true, Thank you.
I had a feeling it was going to be a
bit too niche, But it's just something that's been on
my mind, and it's I have. I mean, you guys
know me. I have a lot of one sided beef
with people that don't know what exist. So like well,
like that fucking Natalie Jayane bullshit who gets up on
sinks and counters and car parks and she just does
a split while she's doing like a wow, I'm like,
(39:24):
shut up.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
You know that you've got to make that not interested
button on TikTok your friend because I don't get this shit.
They have't giving you those videos because you're bloody watch them.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I know, because I'm such a hater. I love you, bitch,
I just hate watch it and I go, look at
that stupid little bitch getting up on that fucking cowness.
She's got no shoes on again, like she didn't watch
the socks this time around. It's just I have so
much like passionate hate for dreadful singers.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
By the way, you know one of you mentioned me
and McKillop this before.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Oh yes, that would be Oscar.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I can tell you this, Oscar, we nearly nearly wrote
you in for a roving report because for context City,
it's if you're lost, Mary McKillop place. I don't even
know what it is, but it's downstairs from our studio.
I parked my car opposite Mary mkiller place often of course.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Little cafe as well with delightful food.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
And they heard us talking about Mary McKillop place, and
they sent an email to the contact us section of
the couple of mitches dot com dot a you website,
which we don't actually get those emails that it goes
to the merch guys. They will pass on anything of relevance.
And so they said, Hi, Mitchell, just forwarding this email
you received. It was an invitation for Jenna only, Jenna
(40:38):
only to go to the Mary McKillop place open day. Yes,
and it was literally last week.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
It was it was last week.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
We were like, fuck, should we get oscar to be
a roving reporter and go to Mary killtt place?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
But you're working. I was working. Yeah, I was working,
and I would have caught him flames. Actually, I feel
like I would have burst into asponded.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
And I said, unfortunately, due to other commitments end.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Do you reckon that they would do a private tour
That's what I was trying to allude to. I would,
And they said that they would contact us with any
future opportunities because.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I'm curious now because I'm like, what is it? I
know there's a cafe and gift shop?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
What else?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, surely there's got to be a little you know
is what did they call it? What's the little church?
What's the little church? A chapel chapel?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yes, oh, I love chapel roone with a little chapel.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Good luck chi?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Because is she buried there?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Is that the whole joint?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yes, it's Chapela's career.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yes, yes, yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Sound she's with us right.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Now, she's with us right now, she's walking in studio.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
I thought that's me with Jennis scrunching.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yes, okay, I want to jump in on that because
like that's very fascinating.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I'm not religious in the slidest, but I'll pretend we
might not air it.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I just want you guys to find out for my
own curiosity.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Sorry this Yeah, you know that'll be me and Jenna.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
We should go as a couple.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That'll be our first day.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, God, I dare you to fucking inquire about getting
married in the chapel there and you should just be
so overtly gay. But it's every so often what do
you think by Yeah, well I do that anyway. So
like grape of the.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Specifically specifically Jenna's left ti. Yes, we have a shared favorite.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah, it's been like that's your favorite as well as hers. Yes,
why do you prefer your left tit to be graped Jenna?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Just the way Oscar does it?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
You know, what did you do so wrong in the right?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
It's just better with the left.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yes, yeah, it's just a left thing.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
It's such a lefty.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'm in so much trouble with work because I made
a you're a lefty? Yes, because I'm a lefty?
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Are in trouble?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
What's wrong this time?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Because after the after the whole shriveled mango one again,
Donald Trump winning, Oh, I call him shriveled man, Like I.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Thought you were talking like some nickname of someone in
your office. And I was like, we're not across that.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
No, no, no, no no no. When the shriveled men
go one. I made a comment to someone at work
saying Americans are dumb.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Not a customer, No no, no, no people I work with.
I'm just picturing someone coming in fining, like, how do
we y'all and just got an American act. Then he goes, fuck,
you're dumb to a customer that.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Would actually, I mean, if they if they really ticked
the right buttons, you know, like I would, I've said,
so you were.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Bitch into a colleague. And they didn't like it pretty much. Yeah,
he's the colleague American.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yes, what I just say to them, Well, I didn't
know they were American. I thought they were Canadian because.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
There is such a difference. Hey that like Canadian, the
one is so much softer.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is when Americans, because
like I had a friend of mine who lived here
for ages who was from America before he went back,
American and Australian accents. When they merged, it sounds Canadian.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
It sounds like fucking kid Lroy, That's what it sounds like.
You can't stand it, Hinny bloody I kiddler Bo hate
that hybrid American Stralian accent that some of about all
these allebs pick.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I know, it's like I don't like it. I miss
hearing fucking thick dumb bogan accents on TV. You know,
we talk every day, so you know I love it
that much more. Do you want, but like fuck Bindier
when Kiddler bullshit Margo fuck with.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
She's next like her Margo's isn't too severe.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, but she's she's bordering it. She's bordering it.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I watched it and.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
She's married to a British guy for that.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Hell, so that so that'll like diffuse it, like to
balance it.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, she gets a couple of points for that one. Yeah,
Kylie and I did it right by going to London
because she doesn't she's she still sounds all.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's so funny listening to how Kylie Minogue sounded when
she was nigh. She was way more Bogan.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah. Yeah, my dad met her in the early nineties.
I think when she was Jenny. You'd know because you're old.
I was there because you were there. Did Kylie Minogue
date Michael Hutchins from Inexcess in the early nineties. Yeah. Yeah,
So my dad was touring with Inexcess as a muso
and he met Kylie and mull No, she wasn't all.
(45:12):
He said, she's very sweet, very shy, but she didn't
talk much and he didn't get it. And then when
he finally got her talking, he goes oscar. It sounded
like she came from Mount Drewish.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
And I was like, oh, I want to hear rough
as fuck Kyle because she's so like dainty Pete and
she talks and it's so sweet. I absolutely adore this woman.
But fuck man, I just I want to do a
couple of prosseccos. I reckon after a few proseccos. She
sounds like she's from Black Dairy Hype and she's got
her own brand of prosecco. So let me should call
(45:44):
her up.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
We should call her say that like, it's so easy,
And anyone got Kylie's number.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Michael's personal friend Kylie Minette, but it's called a kay
Sometimes I call.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Her Leis now Jenna as you are the honor every
cheery today. As you would know, he's often the one
to make the call and be like, oh, right, should
we go? No, I'm believing that in your capable hands.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
I don't think we should go yet.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm enjoying it up to you.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, look, I can talk all day anyway.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I think we should go.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I backed the decision. We hope this podcast made you
fee at least two percent better today. That's all just
two percent, So we do, We do, and we will
capture whatever. It was quite melodic. Can you sing it, Oscar?
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Jenna? You say it? Normally? We'll go from the top.
You say normally. You just riffed living fuck out of it. Okay,
we hope this podcast made you feel least two percent
better today. That's all just two percent, so.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Sweet, we do.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I'll stop with the you were coughing off Mike at
the start. I ain't even try it.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Inconsistent.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Thanks for listening, idiots. A brand new episode coming your
way on Wednesday. Won't belong Bye bye bye. What is
It Just Me?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Podcast by a couple of Make sure you've hit follow
on your podcast stop
Just host couple of mitches.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Helly, brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You've really pieced me off.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm not speaking now. That actually really suits me.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, mich and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello you happy Monday idiots. Cheery is not here today,
is having a bit of time out. Nothing to worry about.
Our the wheel price keeper Jenner is here as usual. Yes,
I am here, and also our fourth wheel roving reporter Oscar. Hello,
he's here as well. Welcome back, chalk Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Thanks for having me. Chocks were what I was sitting like?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Loosener. You look real formal, you know now, I just
want to do a bit of housekeeping and just to
avoid any confusion, Oscar, you are not here to fill
in for Mitch Cheery. No, Jenna, it's me is stepping up.
She is Mitch Cheery today and you are therefore feeling
(01:06):
in for Jenna. Of course, it's a hierarchy. Janna's my
co pilot. You're just some scraggy fucking air hostess. Yeah, yes,
doing the safety demonstration.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I'm doing the safety demonstrating at the back of
the plane.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
On a rex Y.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Noone seated at the back so you to nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, I'm just doing it to the mirror actually, because
it's for for demonstrational practice.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, how are you two feeling being reunited? It's been
a while since then.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's it's so so low. I have mister Jen so much.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You know, I send you like thousands of ai cat
videos on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, no, I love them all.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm glad I'm not on the receiving those quietly, so good.
Can I tell you both something very exciting that's happened
in my life?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Please?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So a very exciting milestone.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
You're getting married.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, I'm having a baby. How did you know? I
had a big lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I could feel it in my water?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sorry, right, sorry, I haven't been well.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I love that you went to the effort of coughing
off Mike, but it was so loud there's no way
I can edit that out.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Scared me fucking health like.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It doesn't help if you go fully just like excuse me?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What second?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Are you still sorry? I'll get back to my huge
life near soon. Last time you were on co hosting
with me, you were an absolute train wreck. If I
can be Franks, Spring was knocking you around. You had
fucking shocking hay fever? How are you doing that? Cough
is not encouraging.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, so update on the shocking hay fever. It's fucking revolting.
Still I'm still anti spring. I think springs still spring.
I just thought it's been so long, I know, and
my health issues are just out of control. So when
I get hay fever it can develop anyway. So I've
just not been a well chalk.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I can't recall the last time you were well.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Honestly me neither.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Don't even get me started on a therapist lotenges? Do
you want one?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I might steal it from you.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That'll be good.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But yes, as I was saying, yes, you're huge milestone.
As you know, I moved into the penthouse recently rated apartments.
Yes if you're lost, and after all this time living
in a fucking penthouse that has two levels, I finally
have my first trip down the stairs. I had a
(03:36):
good run. I had a good run.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh well done.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I was like today, I'm that proud of you.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was well three am. I've had a couple of drinks.
I turned all the lights off upstairs because weirdly my god.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm so sorry. I thought that was going to be internal.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No w'en a birth ever. Internal, that's not a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
My co pilot, Jenna, can you rain him in here?
So I was walking downstairs, the lights were off. I
must have just missed a step and I just went
like tumbling, hit my elbow, and then Sean comes running
around the corner being like, oh my god, he said
to me, I thought I was going to see like
a squished Mitchell. And much to his surprise, he comes
(04:24):
running around the corner and there I was just standing
at the bottom of the stairs, so like a cat,
I trip, but I did not actually trip. Over All
I have to show for it is this one injury
on my elbow. That's where I hit my elbow.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
That's quite a that's quite a nice graze.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Gorgeous. Oh, Jenna, you'll feel this. I was going, I understand.
But at Pilate's I'm making us do a plank, but
on our elbows rather than on our hands. And imagine
this Gray's elbow from my fall on the on the
PLT was like, Chi.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's sore.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It wasn't.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
That's not fun?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Disgusting Now because you're the honor every cheery Jenna, would
you like to let anyone who might be listening for
the first time how this fucking podcast works.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, so we talk.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh you're here every time?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
He says, is it just me?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Is something that you notice?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No, wait, if it's your first time listening, welcome to
Is it it's me? We start every.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Monday the same way? And is it just me or Jim?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Is what it is?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's something you've noticed, tate or appreciate.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Who will go first?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think I'm going to kick things and then obviously
my co host Jenna will bring one as well while
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah. I did think of a good one in the
car on.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
The way last time you were here Oscar when we
did our misfit episodes, I was I was racing you
for having a ship hook. Yes, that's right, Like we've
got to sell it up top to keep people listening.
So what would your hook be? So my hook would
be what's the rich and about?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, my hook for this would be it will probably
get me in trouble and I will definitely be called
a hypocrite. Oh, I definitely will create I definitely will
get will end up being called a hypocrite, but I
just have so many passionate emotions about this topic.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sweet all right, Jenna, what about you? What's what's your hook?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
So this is something I've noticed, particularly with the breakfast
show that I work on. What are just a show
that's on in the morning on Sydney's number one radio station?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
What's the radio station? You haven't said it yet.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I can say that it's ws FAM, I just can't
say the name. Actually, you know what. It's Jonesy and
Aman's kido another coin in the jar. I can't for
new idiots that are not understanding what's going on right now.
We have a swear jar because Mitch and I were like, god,
Jenna mentions Jones and your man of all the bloody time,
and so we started implementing she owed the dollar every
(07:00):
time she mentions them. Yep, So I'll put a dollar
into the kidio. There we go, it's in.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But if do you owe the kideo?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh what is it?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'm trying to bring it up? Here we go? Yeah,
you only one for the missing child? Oh yes, ye yeah,
four for the for the for Jones and Amanda Anladd.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, okay, so so five dollars. Yeah, but actually I
thought it was going to be high.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
No, you owe a dollar on here? I don't even
I'm not four. Do we coerce you into saying the
missing child's name?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh yeah, mich did.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
No that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, I'm not paying that dollar. You can get a dollar,
no doll.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Helps as cheery.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I'm going to pay that extra because I'm cheery. So
how much is CHEERYO?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh my god, babes, it'll send your break. He's up
to fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, Cherry will be paying for his own mine and
oscars because I'm cheery today.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I suppose I can't like we've got equal power here
where a team I can't actually ship? All right, you're
going to be the one to explain that to him
when it's back.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I am my acting in his place, so down, don't worry, Oscar.
I've got you covered, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Are you ready for me to kick things off with?
Go on? You're right, let's go badly?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Is it just me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Did you not know that you're supposed to wash your
fucking scrunchies.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Famously? I don't have enough hair, so I didn't.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I knew you weren't going to be able to relate,
you've got no hair on your head, that is, you're
back to the different store.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I've never ever thought of washing my scrunches ever, And
then I saw your Instagram video, and that night I
smelt my scrunchy, the one that I've got in my
hair right now.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I've been meaning to tell you about.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Thank you. Okay, wait, So for those that didn't see
the video on my Instagram last week, I have been
hardharboring a putrid stench for months. I thought that I
just had some unexplained bo and I was driving myself
crazy with this because I was having extra showers and
yet I'd just be sitting there at my desk or
on the couch and I'd go, oh God, it's back.
(09:16):
And it was such a unique stench. It wasn't like
the usual pits or whatever. I thought it might have
been a certain hair product. I was easy, and I
thought it was because I was sleeping with wet hair.
I went through all the motions, yeah, trying to figure
out why I ree, which.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Is so wild, because you're possibly one of the most
cleanest people I know.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
How many people do you know? So basically I was
driving myself mad trying to find a fucking solution to this.
I couldn't figure it out. And then eventually, after months
and months of this fucking stint following me, which by
the way, it got worse and it was so bad. Yeah,
I'm surprised neither of you noticed it. Actually I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Probably I could smell my own possibly.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, after months and months, I realized, oh my god,
it's my scrunchy. It's been my scrunchy this whole time,
so no wonder it was mostly my hair and my
wrists was stinky because that's where the scrunchy lives stank.
And so I posted a video about this Instagram, like
Jenna said, and I got so many comments saying, babe,
you meant to pop your fucking scrunchies in the laundry
(10:18):
and wash them.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
They don't teach you this shit in school.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No tell you this. I agree, like fuck algebra, when
if I ever used x Y over the air and
the fuck with like teach me how to wash a
bullshit scrunchy.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Sorry Jesus, Jesus, trust, lay off the vapes. But no, okay,
good chat, fair enough, So hang on, Jenna, you told
me that you checked your scrunchy after you saw my video,
and yours was stinky too.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
It was stinky.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Wyeoah, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We've all lant something from the stinky scrunchy saga, haven't we?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
We really have.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
But yet a lot of people in the comments were
saying that they washed their scrunchies after every year. Sorry,
I'm not that busy, but I am too busy for that.
That sounds excessive, right, That seems insane to me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, because you also have like such like you have
your Plaine scrunches and you've got a beautiful scrunchy on
your wrist today.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, I had to get rid of the stinky one. Yeah.
Which the other thing people were shocked about in the
comments was that I'd had that one scrunchy for four years.
I do have others you've seen in my house. I've
got like a little scrunchy wreck you have, But I
don't shake it up. I've already got one on my wrist,
so why would I bother to shake it up?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Exactly, I just had the same one this whole time.
Unless I'm going to, like, I don't know. I went
to a barbie theened party, so I was like, right,
I'll grab the pink scrunchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But every
other day I was just using this one Frankly Richard
brown scrunchy. Brown, at least it was brown, like it was, Well,
I do that the brown one. It blends in with
my hair, which is why it is my favorite. Yeah,
(11:48):
and a lot of people were like, holy fuck, how
did you keep the same scrunchy without losing it for
four years? I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've had this one for about two years.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, it's weird. But hair ties and bobby pin n
different story, totally. I lose them all the time, totally different.
But my trust is scrunchy. It was always on my wrist.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, I can imagine with scrunchies because they're obviously larger.
So I feel like a scrunchy would be harder to
lose than a hair tie. As someone with two hairs
on their forehead, I can imagine a hair tie or
a bobby pin would be very easy, but a scrunchy
because it's fat, Yeah, exactly, Like you know, I feel
like it's like a bracelet in a way. I don't
(12:27):
when I don't have my baby.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I'm more baffled that people manage to lose scrunchies.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
But anyway, whenever I see a scrunchy on the floor,
it makes me a bit sad.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
And you never pick it up though, oh never, never, never,
do you.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Know what the fuck thing is? Though this whole time,
I'd gotten it all wrong because I would actively avoid
getting my scrunchy wet because I was like, well, that'll
wreck it. Yes, I thought, you know, I would never
take it in the shower, even if I was like
washing my hands or something. I'd take the scrunchy off
the wriars right because oh, I can never wet it. No.
People were saying, no, I actively shower with the scrunchy
(13:00):
to give it a quick wash. I was like, how
the fuck have I had long hair all this time?
And I didn't know the rules. No, I didn't know
the rules. No one tells you if it's shit.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
No.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I had no idea as well. My hair would be wet,
and I would avoid putting the scrunch in there because
I'd be like, oh, I don't want to get it wet.
It's a good scrunchy. You don't want to fuck it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think before do you think before you know? Because
we're terminal, do you think before we go we should
create an handbook god of how to use a fucking scrunchy?
Because I am learning. I think that's a business idea.
Maybe the Misfits we can do something about that.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I will say, this is such a pan trip.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, I can't caep taking on board merch suggestions the
group I love you all idiots, but the Facebook groups
like when are we getting a coffee table book? When
are we're getting the card game? And I'm like dall,
and we have so much fucking merch as it is.
Let a bitch rest. I love you and I appreciate
(13:56):
the enthusiasm. Put letter bitch rest.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay, maybe that should be the next T shirt. Let
a bitch d.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Is it just me? The rude Shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So coming up in the episode two hundred and fifty
this Wednesday, Oh shit, the final five. I just realized
this is so sad. Oh that makes it feel real,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Anyway, sorry, snap out of it, Mitchell. But coming up
in episode two hundred and fifty, Yes, Oscar, you're gonna
be on again because the three of us are doing
something quite fucking fun that I've been looking forward to
for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I can't tell you how excited I am.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I could piss, Absolutely you can.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I will, I think I will.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Oh not now.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Sorry, got excited it is.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Do you remember ages ago we were doing the hobby hunt,
trying out new things, and I really have my clip
set on doing a smash room where you literally just
go in. I'm not actually sure. We haven't been yet.
We'll bring it to you on Wednesday, but I assume
it's just like crockery, plates, ceramics.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, when you brought it up with me, I did
watch a couple of tiktoks that were about wrecker rooms
or smash rooms, and I've got a bit confused because
I looked at the wrong account.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You've been too many smash rooms.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Many a smash room in the dawning, Yes, famously, But no,
it looks like it's just appliances.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Or like appliance.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, so like I saw I saw one video where
someone was smashing up a microwave.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And were excited.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Now so I mean, but there's other ones where it's
like bits of old furniture.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I feel like he's a baseball bat or something.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I think you can take your pick because I saw
bring a golf club. I've got one, don't ask one.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
There were some videos I saw where they were using
like baseball bats sledgehammers.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
But I'm even more excited now. Anyway we're doing the smashrooms.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I'm so exciting now I'm going to do it now,
I know.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So we were going to do it the Three of
Us dinner and chair, yes, and then he was like,
oh no, maybe do it as a roving report with Oscar.
And I was like, you know what, that ticks off
two things on the bucket list. That's true because people
request them before we finish the podcast in five episode style,
people requested that we do a roving report with Oscar
and be a smash room. So we're killing two chucks
(16:18):
with onesday. We're going to go smash it. The Three
of Us. Cheer is going to miss out. I reckon,
if you're going to get Foemo, I reckon he'll get
Fomo if I tell him, are you sure you don't
want to come? I reckon he might join its. But
we'll find out on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Find out Wednesday. Yeah, fine out, stay tuned for that one.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I do now while I've got you idiots, don't forget,
mug Vember is coming to an end, so you've got
to get your mug pre orders in before the end
of the month. A couple of images dot Com do
it at you. We've got the brand new mugs for
this season, and also all the old mugs if you
want to get the full collection.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
From his competition.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So that's right, soon to be souvenir edition.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's literally memorabilia, Yeah, it is, lest they forget it is,
oh like that memorabilia. Yeah. I got to say I'm
slightly reluctant to even encourage people to order mugs because
I blew my fucking back out today. Oh no, literally,
like more than seventy ke loads worth of fucking mugs
turned up today for me and Cheery to sign, and
(17:13):
imagine me lugging them up the penhouse. My god, they're
still not happy. They still want a fucking coffee table
book and.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Not God, haven't you people got a nap? How am
I a fucking what I was about to say, coconut book?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
How often do you read a coffee table Can you
get coconut books.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's not a thing general, just what my word said.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Could you google a coconut book and just see what
comes up? Sure, just use your phone? Oh yeah, shit, sorry,
have you got credit?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Sorry, Jenna, this is our cue to kill time.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh yes, yes, yes, Wily googles, and.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Then he seamlessly enters into the conversation like you do
so beautifully.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Of course I'm not used to it. I'm much quicker
than this.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, look at the panic in his eyes.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Because seventeen different things came up. So the immediate thing
that came up is a novel called Coconut. And it
says Coconut is a two thousand and seven novel by Copano.
I'm going to say this so wrong, Capano Matteloire and
it tells the story of a young black girl and
her life in Johannesburg's white suburbs.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh, we should buy that.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
So I think we should buy that for a new
book club.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Maybe I'll just buy one hundred copies of that and
put that on the fucking merchant doll. So here's your
coffee table book.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I highly agree. I like that idea.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Anyway. Yeah, get your mug waters in before the end
of the month and we'll have them to you in
time for Christmas. Yes, that's a promise. You can get
it signed or unsigned. I will just do a quick PSA.
I did buy the most heavy duty fucking text for
the signing of the mugs. But I would just encourage
be careful. Yeah, if you accidentally run it through the
dishwasher once, it'll be okay. But if you do it
(18:52):
a lot and you like actively scrub it with the sponge, yes,
this probably will come off. So it's the sort of
thing where you just like rinse it under the tap,
but then you can scrub the inside of the more.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
You can get two, one the collector's one and then
one that you can actually use.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
You're good. That's fitting right into cherries greedy shoes, big
shoes to fill, very big. Speaking of Cherry's big shoes,
I think it's only right that Jenny you go next.
You got Daren hit.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
It is it just me?
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Do celebrities need to stop writing children's books?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Had an announcement to get out why who's been coming
into the radio flogging their children?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Every single celebrity possible who most recently. We had it
all organized and then the day before it was announced
that about the content of the book, which was very
on the nose.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
See, here's the thing. If he was writing a children's
book about like cooking, I'd be like, that makes sense,
But what in the actual living fuck do you know?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yes about like.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Worried about an Indigenous girl who's in the foster system?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Like yes, I'm going to take that from a forty
nine year old white english Man who's only step foot
in Australia to be a television personality. Yes, what business
do you fucking have writing a story that is about
a culture you're not a part of.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Jamie Oliver, the Naked Ship have writing children's put.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Some clothes on every single celebrity some podcasters too.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
I might do it next am.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We're going to put that on the edgym merchant.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Deal with that.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I do agree. I think it's very odd that, you know,
in today's business, ventures from celebrities, because like it's there's
always a trend, Like originally it was makeup companies like
you had Gaga, Ariana, Selena, who else it's done them, Selena, Hailey, Beber,
every one, everyone.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Has, every single person.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
And now all of a sudden, like I wouldn't be
surprised if Gwen Stefani turned around and went, I've written
a lovely new children's book.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
And the thing is every page has like two words.
It's all the illustrations that are nice. Illustrator only gets
the smallest little byeline like the third.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
That's baby, Like Kate Richie didn't write many words in
her picture book. Yes, you know what I found interesting?
You know Andy Lee there's another one children's book. Yes,
Andy Lee of the Hamish Andy fame. Obviously he is
fucking raking in money with his children's books, but interestingly
they're doing really well overseas where people don't know him
(21:25):
as Andy Lee. Like people aren't buying it because it's
Andy Lee doing a book, They're just buying them because
they're actually good. And I'm like, I would not have
put that on my BINGO card, Andy Lee being an
accomplished author, How fucking random.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that, but good for him.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Like, I feel like we have enough children's books.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You know, this is where I think I need to
do some investigative journalism. Was a reporter because I've had enough.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Just walk up to Simon and she's the or Penguin
House and be like, stop, yes.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I've got a big w the book section.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I'm going to burn them all. I'm going to go
to target, one of the few targets left, and I'm
going to walk in and go listen enough.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
How much of these books are they actually writing?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Please, they can't even write. Next, we'll get Lea Michelle writing, well.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
We'll get Ryan Murphy on that and he'll read it
out to her for the audiobook.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Fourth Wheeled Chook and I reckon you can top that? Um?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, I reckon. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I was hooked about the hook, so I don't fucking disappointment?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
All right, yeah, all right, okay, come on, Braddles, hit
me baby, one more timed?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Is it just me?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Do internet singers need to calm the fuck down? Oh
my god, what's.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Your beef with internet singers? Jealous? Is that what it is? No?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Maybe I've also what would you just yourself, as the
world's most professional coattail writer said you sing on the internet?
Note I sing on the internet. However, here's the big difference.
I'm not climbing up on tables doing lip synced productions
to my own bullshit edited vocals while I'm climbing up
onto a chair with no shoes on, or the fucking
(23:09):
one that gets me jenneral the car park singing, oh.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Don't, I'm sorry, I actually kind of love those. No,
let me explain to you, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going
to try and find the one I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let me explain the logistics. A car park actually does
not have good acoustics. A car park is possibly one
of the worst acoustics, but that's why they do it.
They do it, and then they add those fucking edited
auto chune things, which is fine. Like, there's this one singer.
Do you guys remember that Arabian nights trend that was
going around, when all of those people would be holding
(23:43):
like a thing and they'd be like for another nuts.
There's one singer. I can't remember her name right now,
but I can literally see it. She got fucking dragged
all over the internet because she is genuinely a good singer.
She did the Arabian Nights trend with such heavily edited vocals,
and she got called out for it. And instead of
sitting there, and here's where I had the ships. If
(24:05):
she had just sat there and went, you're so right, babes,
Yes I did. I did edit my vocals bad. I'd
be like, oh real, real is real. But she did
this full thing where she went, I'm a life singer.
I would never ad. And they're literally all the TikTok
detectives because don't mess with TikTok detectives.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
They all were like, Babe, listen to this, this is
not your voice.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Hang on where I found the one I was looking for?
You know that chick that does the my heart will
go on riff in a car park. That's when you
need the shitty echo. We accup things that sounds gogeous. Hello,
(24:53):
he's painted on assa. That's beautiful. No, I could do
it better, Jennet. If your pass let you into the
car park here at Pepsi Palace.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, fuck, I just like, I have such an issue
with it because it's like guys, there are some like
actual Oh no, the one I'm thinking of. Have you
seen those two guys who sing in the kitchen with
no shoes on and they get like a celebrity in yuck.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I don't know you're talking about Oh, you're talking talking
about that. Yea.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
So I was like okay on them, but one of them,
I was like, your voice sounds really superficial. And then
I listened to it more closely and I went, oh,
he's not actually singing. It's the video they did with
Kristen Bell. Yeah, talking about sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
You should have brought the grabs and played to this.
Would absolutely yes have done such this.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
In the car on the way here, because it every
time those videos come up. And but those guys did so,
christ and Bell who was Anna in Frozen. So they
sang the do.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
You want to build a SnO?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, no no the other one you and I were
just so they did that, and they they and it
was beautiful. They had all these harmonies, but none of
them singing, none of them mis singing. They fully just
lip syncter. And then the one that's standing with no
shoes on, the one that's standing with no shoes on
of the dirtiest fucking socks possible, he lips it to
(26:28):
the wrong fucking words.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
I don't know any what he's on. I'm sorry, let's
move on, can hang on just a quick tally around
the room?
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Is it just him?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I partly agree, but I wouldn't have brought it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Up got something on your mind, hit up at a
couple of Mitch's on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Get time to have a little chat to one about idiots,
and remember, if you get on the podcast with an
is it just me of your own prize? Keep it, Jen,
I will send you a little something to say thank you.
How are we going with those umbrellas?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Actually, Jenny, yep, they're going to be on their way shortly.
I've labeled them all.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
You're confident the tubes will work?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yes, they're definitely going to work. They fit perfectly.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Nothing worse than a faulty tube, isn't that right?
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I know if I think of anything worse.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Today we're going to Katie who is in Msura. I
probably got that wrong. It's in the Riverina of New
South Wales. We'll ask Katie's soura. I think.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Hello, Hello?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Is that Katie?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yes, hi darling, you're on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Sorry you've got oscar instead of cheery here.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
We've missed out.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
What have we interrupted you doing? Bob?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
I have a day off today. Oh god, I've done
all my houseworks so I'm just lazing about.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Fuck yeah, that's the way to go. Have we had
you on before, Darlin?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yes, you have thought so.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
And have we already asked you how to pronounce methoa?
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Yes, and you said it perfectly that time.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
It must have been stored back there somewhere. I got
it wrong.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I said.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
We can settle on that. That's fine.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I think we could settle on that.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah, okay, Katie? Have you got an it? Just me?
Ready to go?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I do perfect. I've been making these who do a
really good hook for me? Have you got a good
fucking hook before we get Bradley to count you in?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Oh? It's something that I hate. I don't know if
Jenna is going to agree, but I'm sure we've all
been in the situation we find out.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Are you ready to go, Darling hooked London?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (28:51):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
All right, Bradley?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Is it just me?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Is it? So's an annoying when you only overtake a
slow poke just to end up at a roadworks. O, Katie,
I'm putting a pin in your actual gym.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I'm rewinding you can say fuck friends here? That was
so cute? Annoying? Have you not got much of a
four mouth on you?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
No? I swear like a fucking.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
So remind me. It's so fucking annoying when you get
suck in roadworks when you're making good time.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah, it's so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh my god, Katie, you hit the clip on the
head there. I just fucking hate that. But the only read,
the only time I'll ever like not feel bad about it,
is if it's a learner, because I'm like, yeah, valet
like taking, excuse me, you're looking at a learner.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, but I'm a minus learner because I still have
to get my learners again.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
I need to get that sorted. Yeah, I was in
the same boat as you. I only got my red
pea probably when I was How old am I? When
I was twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Wow, I was a late bloomer.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
But you have to do it. It's so good to
have your license.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Is it just me on the fly, Katie? Would you
say that twenty eight is around the age where you
do have to stop and actually think about how old
you are. I just lost count.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I do it every day. I forget how old, how
old of mine?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I'm like, fuck, I reckon? It was twenty five on MEDS.
I was just like, oh shit, where am I hat?
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I agree?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I don't want to admit that I'm thirty.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Some days I'm just like, yeah, he cares, darling.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I've got four years left. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
But anyway, when you're when you're just overtaking someone in traffic, Katie,
and then you get stuck at roadwork, you just know
that person you overtook is so smug about it, thinking
suck shit, bitch.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh for sure, of course.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
And the highway. I live on a highway and they've
got roadworks happening at the moment, and you don't know
where they're going to be are each day, so you
can be like, oh, yeah, making good time, I'll overtake
this oldie, and then not even ten meters up the road,
you're like, fuck, there's a roadwork.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Bloody hell. Do you know?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
It's actually so satisfying though it doesn't happen often, but
when basically every light is green and you're like, you're
like the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is on my
side today.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh Mary McKillop put a good.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Yeah when that happens.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
So Mary's up there looking down.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Have you ever had one of those moments where maybe
you've decided to be really nice and someone's trying to
merge in. You're like, yeah, yeah, you go, and then
they'll like pop the hazards on for one blink by
way of saying thanks there, and then like you'll flash
the lights and be like now.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
You're right, Oh that's fine.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, oh you do it in reverse. Sometimes I'm the
one popping hazards. I'm saying thanks, I know what that was.
I just wave, well yeah, I do that too.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
But sometimes I'm always thanking people, but they never thank me.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Story of my Bloody.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
I feel like Sharon and Cash and Kumuto taste the
person down going thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I can say thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh great.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
We're in Holland.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh god, it's so nice being in like mated company.
Jerry never get this ship.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Oscar's crying, yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
He actually what else you got, Katie? I feel like
he's loving this. Yeah yeah, keep going more. Catherin Kim
quits guy. Oh oh.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I always love when kas is talking about I think
it's Kell's party and they're going to go on a cruise,
and then Sharon's like, hell Pacific in the specific.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, we're going on a specific cruise. Oh nice, we
specifically year ago.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I mean, my favorite will forever be the first ever
one time. I just Kell doesn't know I smoke.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Brett doesn't know I smoke. Of course he does.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He can smile it on.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
You above the oven in the top cavern. Katie, you're
a fucking who. Jenna's going to send you an umbrella
one of these days. Does it went down your way? Mate?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Thanks We're probably not going to get any rain for
a while, but I love it. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
It will be take you from the sun while you're
also wear your RAS shirt.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
I'm not going to get onto one of those.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh yeah, we're running out, bubbs, so you better get
on that sea.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Yeah. Oh guys. I love you guys so much, love
you so bums.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
You're finishing.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Oh it's just I speak of everyone, and I wish
it's just a massive gaslight Jenna, but I don't know
the case.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Unfortunately not Darling. I appreciate your support. We see you
there in the group. You're one of my most active ones.
And I don't think that we don't notice. It's not
lost in us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
We really love you.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
We love you, Katie and and Meritis doing well you
guys if you remember that one from last time I
was on.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah the bird or somebody.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah ago Katie. Long time no.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Chatter, Yeah a long time.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
And I'd love to chat to you again, Tonny. We'll
let you go. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I love chatting to you. You have a lovely day.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Right back at your bags, and if you want to
come on with them, is it just me of your own,
just like Katie did. You can hit us up at
couple of mitches on Instagram let us know what's on
your mind, or you can send us a text oscar
watch the number again, sing bitch, sing nice, Sorry that's
(34:29):
not the number. Here we go for this?
Speaker 7 (34:33):
Oh to nine four a two zero two? Oh for
two to nine, paine to zero two oh far too
nine to zero too oh far to nine bade.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yes, yes, would great.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I was not prepared for that.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Were you struggling? Were you a little bit? I think
we should have an encore?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Actually, please need the number again.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I'm just kidding. I won't do that to you. I
love springing that on him whenever he's here.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh god, actually I did see on the group recently
someone suggested for the final song should be. My heart
will go on with me singing it.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I veat over.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I also beat o that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Do you know what? Before we go, let's see if
you can do My heart will go on. If we
can't get to the car park with Jenner's past, just
run to the men's took. All okay, I've got one
of those in my bag. Oh yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Right, all right here, alright, I'm going hang on.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And this is to prove that I think those TikTok
singers are actually onto something. I bet it's going to
sound better than ever in that men's took.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, he probably will.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's going to be so awkward. If there's someone there
even better.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Oh you're not shy.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
We'll get a live performance.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I mean the talk, I mean talk, okay, perfect?
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Is anyone else?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
May?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Can do a quick warm up?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Hang on, no, no warm ups. It's sucking, singer.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I can't just do it.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Fun? Where go?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
If you guys can't say? But I've climbed up onto
the sink.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Hang on, joke, can you do the just the riff?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
The no?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I just want to hear that too. That was beautiful, making.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
The misty amazing.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
What's that.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Still pretty good.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Seriously, I hate this so much.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
You sound so cool.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right, well we're gonna wrap this up, Oscar. Thanks
for coming in today and thanks for listening, idiots. We
will be back again with another episode on Wednesday. Yes, actually, Denny,
you should be doing cheeries duties right now. You should
be asking for five star reviews and shit.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Oh yeah, if you'd like to.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Well, actually, we won't really want you to.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Can you go into like Apple podcast or like Spotify
and whatever and give us five stars or even like
leave it like an actual review as well saying how
great we.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Are, and have a comment on this episode on Spotify too.
There's a comment section on Spotify which is a bit fun,
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Yeah, that's a lot of fun. But also by Rasher.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
All right, we'll talk to you very soon, idiots. Tata bye.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. Welcome
to add brief our secret segment on the end. We
(37:59):
pretend the show's done. We keep talking. Shot nothing's planned here. Yeah,
have a little what do you guys call it the miss?
You call it a yap?
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah we we yap.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I literally use that word today. I don't know, I'm
implying that that's a you thing, a.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Oh thanks, I just had to piss.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
I was like, as he forgotten about the secret, it's
because it's secrets, you know. Yeah? Did you hear that
secret nearly come unstuck last week?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yes, we all make mistake.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Jenna has been flawless this whole episode. She's the perfect
substitute for cheering.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I agree, actually, and you know, I mean it goes
to show that not everyone can do what Jenna does.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
It mean that just for this episode only, you're going
to delegate the prize keeping to Oscar, Like, is he
gonna have to send the umbrella to Katie? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
I don't think he's up for it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
She knows me too well.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
After that, I got to give it to you that
you were impassionate about it. I just didn't know what
the fuck you were talking about. That's so I had
a feeling it was to conviction, that's all that matter.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I had a feeling that is very true, Thank you.
I had a feeling it was going to be a
bit too niche, But it's just something that's been on
my mind, and it's I have. I mean, you guys
know me. I have a lot of one sided beef
with people that don't know what exist. So like well,
like that fucking Natalie Jayane bullshit who gets up on
sinks and counters and car parks and she just does
a split while she's doing like a wow, I'm like,
(39:24):
shut up.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
You know that you've got to make that not interested
button on TikTok your friend because I don't get this shit.
They have't giving you those videos because you're bloody watch them.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I know, because I'm such a hater. I love you, bitch,
I just hate watch it and I go, look at
that stupid little bitch getting up on that fucking cowness.
She's got no shoes on again, like she didn't watch
the socks this time around. It's just I have so
much like passionate hate for dreadful singers.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
By the way, you know one of you mentioned me
and McKillop this before.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Oh yes, that would be Oscar.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
I can tell you this, Oscar, we nearly nearly wrote
you in for a roving report because for context City,
it's if you're lost, Mary McKillop place. I don't even
know what it is, but it's downstairs from our studio.
I parked my car opposite Mary mkiller place often of course.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Little cafe as well with delightful food.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
And they heard us talking about Mary McKillop place, and
they sent an email to the contact us section of
the couple of mitches dot com dot a you website,
which we don't actually get those emails that it goes
to the merch guys. They will pass on anything of relevance.
And so they said, Hi, Mitchell, just forwarding this email
you received. It was an invitation for Jenna only, Jenna
(40:38):
only to go to the Mary McKillop place open day. Yes,
and it was literally last week.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
It was it was last week.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
We were like, fuck, should we get oscar to be
a roving reporter and go to Mary killtt place?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
But you're working. I was working. Yeah, I was working,
and I would have caught him flames. Actually, I feel
like I would have burst into asponded.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
And I said, unfortunately, due to other commitments end.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Do you reckon that they would do a private tour
That's what I was trying to allude to. I would,
And they said that they would contact us with any
future opportunities because.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
I'm curious now because I'm like, what is it? I
know there's a cafe and gift shop?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
What else?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, surely there's got to be a little you know
is what did they call it? What's the little church?
What's the little church? A chapel chapel?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yes, oh, I love chapel roone with a little chapel.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Good luck chi?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Because is she buried there?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Is that the whole joint?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yes, it's Chapela's career.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yes, yes, yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Sound she's with us right.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Now, she's with us right now, she's walking in studio.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
I thought that's me with Jennis scrunching.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yes, okay, I want to jump in on that because
like that's very fascinating.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Definitely.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I'm not religious in the slidest, but I'll pretend we
might not air it.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
I just want you guys to find out for my
own curiosity.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Sorry this Yeah, you know that'll be me and Jenna.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
We should go as a couple.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That'll be our first day.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, God, I dare you to fucking inquire about getting
married in the chapel there and you should just be
so overtly gay. But it's every so often what do
you think by Yeah, well I do that anyway. So
like grape of the.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Specifically specifically Jenna's left ti. Yes, we have a shared favorite.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah, it's been like that's your favorite as well as hers. Yes,
why do you prefer your left tit to be graped Jenna?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Just the way Oscar does it?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
You know, what did you do so wrong in the right?
Speaker 4 (42:38):
It's just better with the left.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Yes, yeah, it's just a left thing.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
It's such a lefty.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'm in so much trouble with work because I made
a you're a lefty? Yes, because I'm a lefty?
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Are in trouble?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
What's wrong this time?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Because after the after the whole shriveled mango one again,
Donald Trump winning, Oh, I call him shriveled man, Like I.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Thought you were talking like some nickname of someone in
your office. And I was like, we're not across that.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
No, no, no, no no no. When the shriveled men
go one. I made a comment to someone at work
saying Americans are dumb.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Not a customer, No no, no, no people I work with.
I'm just picturing someone coming in fining, like, how do
we y'all and just got an American act. Then he goes, fuck,
you're dumb to a customer that.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Would actually, I mean, if they if they really ticked
the right buttons, you know, like I would, I've said,
so you were.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Bitch into a colleague. And they didn't like it pretty much. Yeah,
he's the colleague American.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yes, what I just say to them, Well, I didn't
know they were American. I thought they were Canadian because.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
There is such a difference. Hey that like Canadian, the
one is so much softer.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is when Americans, because
like I had a friend of mine who lived here
for ages who was from America before he went back,
American and Australian accents. When they merged, it sounds Canadian.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
It sounds like fucking kid Lroy, That's what it sounds like.
You can't stand it, Hinny bloody I kiddler Bo hate
that hybrid American Stralian accent that some of about all
these allebs pick.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I know, it's like I don't like it. I miss
hearing fucking thick dumb bogan accents on TV. You know,
we talk every day, so you know I love it
that much more. Do you want, but like fuck Bindier
when Kiddler bullshit Margo fuck with.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
She's next like her Margo's isn't too severe.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, but she's she's bordering it. She's bordering it.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I watched it and.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
She's married to a British guy for that.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Hell, so that so that'll like diffuse it, like to
balance it.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, she gets a couple of points for that one. Yeah,
Kylie and I did it right by going to London
because she doesn't she's she still sounds all.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's so funny listening to how Kylie Minogue sounded when
she was nigh. She was way more Bogan.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah. Yeah, my dad met her in the early nineties.
I think when she was Jenny. You'd know because you're old.
I was there because you were there. Did Kylie Minogue
date Michael Hutchins from Inexcess in the early nineties. Yeah. Yeah,
So my dad was touring with Inexcess as a muso
and he met Kylie and mull No, she wasn't all.
(45:12):
He said, she's very sweet, very shy, but she didn't
talk much and he didn't get it. And then when
he finally got her talking, he goes oscar. It sounded
like she came from Mount Drewish.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
And I was like, oh, I want to hear rough
as fuck Kyle because she's so like dainty Pete and
she talks and it's so sweet. I absolutely adore this woman.
But fuck man, I just I want to do a
couple of prosseccos. I reckon after a few proseccos. She
sounds like she's from Black Dairy Hype and she's got
her own brand of prosecco. So let me should call
(45:44):
her up.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
We should call her say that like, it's so easy,
And anyone got Kylie's number.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Michael's personal friend Kylie Minette, but it's called a kay
Sometimes I call.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Her Leis now Jenna as you are the honor every
cheery today. As you would know, he's often the one
to make the call and be like, oh, right, should
we go? No, I'm believing that in your capable hands.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
I don't think we should go yet.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm enjoying it up to you.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, look, I can talk all day anyway.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I think we should go.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I backed the decision. We hope this podcast made you
fee at least two percent better today. That's all just
two percent, So we do, We do, and we will
capture whatever. It was quite melodic. Can you sing it, Oscar?
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Jenna? You say it? Normally? We'll go from the top.
You say normally. You just riffed living fuck out of it. Okay,
we hope this podcast made you feel least two percent
better today. That's all just two percent, so.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Sweet, we do.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I'll stop with the you were coughing off Mike at
the start. I ain't even try it.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Inconsistent.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Thanks for listening, idiots. A brand new episode coming your
way on Wednesday. Won't belong Bye bye bye. What is
It Just Me?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Podcast by a couple of Make sure you've hit follow
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