🎯 Jonesy & Amanda Choose This Week's Footy Tips Using DARTS!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, here we are. It's round four of the NRL.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Brendan Jones is padding up, and I'll tell you why
we're experimenting with who's a better tipper, the experts or
the universe. The experts use knowledge, insider information. I throw
darts at Jonesy. He's going to be holding ping pong
bats representing each team. Where will the darts land? We're
calling it smart versus dart. So let's let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Brendan.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You've got your pads on, you've got your cricket box in,
you've got your leather jacket, you've got gloves, you've got
your helmet. I am worried about your throat. Let's we
don't have to cover your throat. Let me undo this
and shove that in hang on, because I do. I
am concerned that that's the bit.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Where are you making this worse? Am I? Okay? But
you need to cover your throat. This is my good jacket,
by the way, this is the motorcycle jacket. I haven't
had an ax in all week.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
You have been slagging me off about how bad I
am at throat, so.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I can't hear anything. I'm gonna go over here, you
go over there.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Let's see what the smart people, the pundits have predicted.
So rabbit os panthers, rabbit o's have been panthers. Funny enough,
panthers are picked. Roosters, Titans, Roosters have got the tick.
Broncos Dolphins, Broncos, we've got the tick. Storm dragon storms
been tipped. Raiders and camp and the Cowboys are Raiders

(01:24):
Sharks and the bulldogs sharks.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
What do you look at me like that? Why don't
you just do the monotor tight?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, you want to do that? All right, let's do
it well. First up, let's get throwing these starts.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
All right, rabbitos, panthers, Panthers have been picked. I'm going
to aim. Here we go, Watch out, Brendan, it hit.
That hit a panther. Up next, roosters, Titans, Roosters have
been picked.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
That went straight into the ground. That one hit your head,
as per aimed. That one went into the board behind
your head.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That just missed your shoulder. Oh that hit your leg?
Did you feel it? That got your cricket?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, now go further back, okay, bit further back, crouching
on me. Okay, that hit a rooster. Up next, Broncos Dolphins.
Broncos have been predicted to win. No, don't come too close.
You're freaking me out. That one's gone over your head.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
That one's good.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, I don't be angry at me. Okay, that hit
a Bronco. Next up, we've got Dragons. Storm Storm is
what the experts are predicting. That one hits in George.
There we go.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, Cowboys and Raiders. Raiders has got the tip? Did
that hit a cowboy? Okay? Up next, Sharks and Bulldogs.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Sharks have been predicted that Oh you can't just push
sharkis in my face? Sea Eagles and the Eels. Let's
have a look. Seea Eagles have got the tip from
the experts. Ready, just move them around. That hit your head.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Let's goat that.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Should one more? Here we go Heels and our final round,
Tigers and the Warriors. The Tigers have been given a
tip here by the experts. What does the dart say?
Oh wow, if that had gone in your league, that
would have been terrible.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
More. Okay, that's the Warriors. I've just picked. Care are
you okay? You're the worst throw? I just couple of
how bad you are you know? Why would you make
me angry when I'm holding back? Honestly, look at you,
Look at the it's you are that bad. It's good.
I'm doing my best. Okay, well, smart versus Dart, smart

(03:47):
versus Dark. We'll see how we go over the weekend.
I think I've sprung a leak. We'll put all my
incredible tips up on our socials.