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Speaker 1 (00:13):
On the cutting room floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You know it's been sometimes since you and I have
been on the dating circuit, but I know very well
that the majority of people these days are meeting partners online.
I got a couple of interesting things to run by you.
This was a story I saw A man has been
hald a hero when he helped a woman give birth.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's a nice story.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, it was on their Tinder date. So she had
a seven hour labor and he helped her give birth
on their very first Tinder date. And they are now
officially a couple and planning to move in together.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That that takes balls, as it were.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
To turn up to a tinder date nine presumably nearly
ten months pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
She he would have known that she was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Who knows. The only detail I have is what I've read.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
To you now. I got this from the Daily Mirror
and English newspaper, of course, reliable source.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know any more information than that. I mean,
there are a lot of red flags when you go
to a girl's house or have a tinder date and
she turns up with cuddly toys or I don't know,
turns up and has every ex boyfriend's name tattooed on
a body turning up nine months pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Would that be a red flag to you?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What's some people into pregnancy?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You know, as far as only she was only pregnant
for half an hour. Yeah, yeah, that finish is gone
next minute, you're seeing everything.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's an odd world out there, isn't it, Because even.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
A whole lot of husbands don't like to see everything.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
A lot of husbands feel that everything's been ruined after
they've witnessed their wife.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Give I didn't I didn't mind.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, I don't understand those men. That's discussed. Well, that's
what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Elvis Presley was like that.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
There was a long old rumor that Elvis Presley wouldn't
have sex with a woman that had a child. So
when Priscilla Prey had her baby, she he never had
sex with her again, apparently, But that's not true.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think there are also rumors, weren't they that she
kind of tried to downplay the whole thing. Gave birth
in an hour later, your own with my makeup on,
it's no big deal, don't look elsewhere. I'm attractive still.
And also she was considerably younger than he was at
the time, so she could bounce back.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
She could bounce back. But that I don't know if
that's true or not.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But I can differentiate between the baby and the sexy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, most people can or everyone to just be you
only have one child.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, so like if you were to give birth, I'd
be the guy that you want in your corner.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'd be I'd be easily.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Easily the corner.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Would that be bother than you know, just providing advice
and advice and you haven't done it for the conception
as well, you haven't done a pooh, You're okay?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You know if I that's probably what would happen if
I was pregnant while we're twenty years into our friendship
and doing this show, You'd probably be in there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I would be in there. Father be the.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Worst ammunition of all time. Pod yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, what about this other story speaking of So, this
is a woman, yes, who has had one night stand
another Tinder story. She's had a one night stand and
she's feeling herself as she's living about to leave his
house and he hands us something Sorry, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh? I fixed you a VIDI bag, Yeah, fixed me up.
Some candy in.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There for the uber at home and na Tella. There's
a pregnancy test in here, an anti yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
To some case, but yeah, that was a lot of fun.
But yeah, your uber is right there. It's a white camera.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Thank you. Hi, my name's than keep me a cley bug?
That is so sweet? Is it hi? For Chelsea? Is
it sweet? Is it sweet? He calls her anewber. That's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He gives us some ntella and some little candy for
the ride home. It gives her a pregnancy test and
a UTI test, which.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Speaks volumes about him. How many are clearly he's making
a lot of these.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Goodie bags it maybe, but also.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
But I'm presuming as well he's having unprotected sex. Yeah,
there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's a lot going on there, because that makes assumptions
about him rather than her, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah? Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's like one of those you know when you go
to a public bathroom and it's got how did you
find the facilities here? It's got cranky face up to
smiley face and your rate how it was.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Believe what people have done in here?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Smells?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, you're allowed to you allowed to go in there
and make a smell, because that's what a toilet is.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's so transactional.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Would you rather have a more an emotional experience with
a toilet?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Ah? No, I think you've missed.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So how would you feel if after a tender date
and it's all gone well? She seems to think that
he's very thoughtful, But the implication of that is, you know,
wouldn't you have that conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Before you had sex? Do you have it at uti?
Do you like candy? You know? Or wouldn't you have
that conversation beforehand?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'll have to ask my next ten to date that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Report back to me. Here I die for eighteen years
from now.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
They're in your here in ten minutes, you could sit
in the corner and take nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh that's today to come back them off for more.
Tody had Le
On the cutting room floor today, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You know it's been sometimes since you and I have
been on the dating circuit, but I know very well
that the majority of people these days are meeting partners online.
I got a couple of interesting things to run by you.
This was a story I saw A man has been
hald a hero when he helped a woman give birth.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's a nice story.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, it was on their Tinder date. So she had
a seven hour labor and he helped her give birth
on their very first Tinder date. And they are now
officially a couple and planning to move in together.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
That that takes balls, as it were.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
To turn up to a tinder date nine presumably nearly
ten months pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
She he would have known that she was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Who knows. The only detail I have is what I've read.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
To you now. I got this from the Daily Mirror
and English newspaper, of course, reliable source.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know any more information than that. I mean,
there are a lot of red flags when you go
to a girl's house or have a tinder date and
she turns up with cuddly toys or I don't know,
turns up and has every ex boyfriend's name tattooed on
a body turning up nine months pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Would that be a red flag to you?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What's some people into pregnancy?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You know, as far as only she was only pregnant
for half an hour. Yeah, yeah, that finish is gone
next minute, you're seeing everything.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's an odd world out there, isn't it, Because even.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
A whole lot of husbands don't like to see everything.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
A lot of husbands feel that everything's been ruined after
they've witnessed their wife.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Give I didn't I didn't mind.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, I don't understand those men. That's discussed. Well, that's
what that is.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Elvis Presley was like that.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
There was a long old rumor that Elvis Presley wouldn't
have sex with a woman that had a child. So
when Priscilla Prey had her baby, she he never had
sex with her again, apparently, But that's not true.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think there are also rumors, weren't they that she
kind of tried to downplay the whole thing. Gave birth
in an hour later, your own with my makeup on,
it's no big deal, don't look elsewhere. I'm attractive still.
And also she was considerably younger than he was at
the time, so she could bounce back.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
She could bounce back. But that I don't know if
that's true or not.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But I can differentiate between the baby and the sexy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, most people can or everyone to just be you
only have one child.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, so like if you were to give birth, I'd
be the guy that you want in your corner.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'd be I'd be easily.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Easily the corner.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Would that be bother than you know, just providing advice
and advice and you haven't done it for the conception
as well, you haven't done a pooh, You're okay?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You know if I that's probably what would happen if
I was pregnant while we're twenty years into our friendship
and doing this show, You'd probably be in there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I would be in there. Father be the.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Worst ammunition of all time. Pod yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, what about this other story speaking of So, this
is a woman, yes, who has had one night stand
another Tinder story. She's had a one night stand and
she's feeling herself as she's living about to leave his
house and he hands us something Sorry, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh? I fixed you a VIDI bag, Yeah, fixed me up.
Some candy in.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There for the uber at home and na Tella. There's
a pregnancy test in here, an anti yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
To some case, but yeah, that was a lot of fun.
But yeah, your uber is right there. It's a white camera.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Thank you. Hi, my name's than keep me a cley bug?
That is so sweet? Is it hi? For Chelsea? Is
it sweet? Is it sweet? He calls her anewber. That's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He gives us some ntella and some little candy for
the ride home. It gives her a pregnancy test and
a UTI test, which.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Speaks volumes about him. How many are clearly he's making
a lot of these.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Goodie bags it maybe, but also.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
But I'm presuming as well he's having unprotected sex. Yeah,
there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's a lot going on there, because that makes assumptions
about him rather than her, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah? Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's like one of those you know when you go
to a public bathroom and it's got how did you
find the facilities here? It's got cranky face up to
smiley face and your rate how it was.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Believe what people have done in here?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Smells?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, you're allowed to you allowed to go in there
and make a smell, because that's what a toilet is.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's so transactional.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Would you rather have a more an emotional experience with
a toilet?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Ah? No, I think you've missed.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So how would you feel if after a tender date
and it's all gone well? She seems to think that
he's very thoughtful, But the implication of that is, you know,
wouldn't you have that conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Before you had sex? Do you have it at uti?
Do you like candy? You know? Or wouldn't you have
that conversation beforehand?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'll have to ask my next ten to date that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Report back to me. Here I die for eighteen years
from now.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
They're in your here in ten minutes, you could sit
in the corner and take nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh that's today to come back them off for more.
Tody had Le
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