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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nason.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I say Tuesday because today's Tuesday. Friday is only four
days away.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Good Maths, Brendon, Good Maths, Quick Maths. Just to give
you a recap, Natalie send us an email talking about
friends of hers, Lauren and Jake. They tried to get
married last October. Jake's brother horrendously was killed in a
car accident just a few weeks before they rescheduled. It
just happened a few weeks ago on Morton Bay as
part of a cruise. They got to Morton Bay and
(00:32):
the swell was so big they couldn't get off the
boat onto the tender to go and get married. So
they were besides themselves, beside themselves, they've wasted so much money,
absolutely disheartened. So Natalie said, can we help? And we
said can we can? We maybe well, and then we said,
you know what, yes we can.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We we're kind of big deals in this town. We
know a lot of people. We can get stuff happening.
So the first thing we had to do is make
sure that Friday was free for all of it, so
you can all get a part of it. It's really
your wedding. How hard is to organize?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You just go, well have you You didn't even organize
your own didn't you say once you were staying to hey, Helen,
what time's the shindig of yours? And she took offense.
This is not So don't pretend it's easy to arrange
your wedding. You don't even know. You don't even know.
But we are putting plans in place. Things are going
to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Wheels are in motion. And this isn't just word salad.
We're actually doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We're going to serve word salad on the night.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And I'm just going to say this right now, we've
got our eyes at a venue will blow your mind.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Let's tell it to Jake. And it's not Amanda's backyard,
because we have Jake with us. Now, Hello, Jake, good,
how are you going very well? So apparently you had
no idea this was happening. Neither did Lauren, but Natalie
had got in touch with us. You were at work
yesterday when you heard it all unfold.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yes, yeah, so I was just sitting in the truck
and turned my partner Pop on to the radio with
you guys, and yeah, I'm in shock.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And you look you work for JJ Richards in the
recycling division.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, Jr. Richie Jr.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Rich Sorry, any of Jones's old jokes in there.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
No, no, don't don't don't laugh, don't encourage him.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So we spoke to Lauren yesterday, as you know, and
she just said, how heartbreaking it's been, What a hard
time you've been through. Your dad's living with you and
he's got cancer. She sings your praises as being the
guy that would do anything for anyone, But these last
few months must have been so hard for you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, yes, just recently, these last ten months. It's just yeah,
the whole family has been turned upside down. And yes,
it's been very, very crappy. Yeah, that's an understanding.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And someone stole your motorbike? What sort of motorbike they steal?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I had two door bikes and one one was an
older one and one was my pride and joy, and
that just yeah, went missing. Someone thought they would appreciate
it more than me, And yes, I was very heart breaking.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
They used to shoot horse these what sort of just
what sort of bikes were they too?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
DEBI? So one was a Yamaha wise Ed and the
other was a KTM.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So how old was the wise.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Nineteen eighty one model, a bit of a collector's item. Yeah,
yeah it was. Yeah, yeah, you can't just go and
can just go and buy that again.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
So was it in good condition?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Was it restored?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
It was not very good at first, but yeah, I
put a lot of money into it and got it
all looking all nice and pretty, and yep, unfortunately I
don't have it anymore due to some bastard.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Look. Speaking of nice and pretty, let's talk about your
wedding day. We know that Lauren has an ido on Friday.
Let's reiterate, you can get Friday off.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yep, yeah, definitely, definitely.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And how many people were coming to the wedding Your
last wedding it was.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Just us three, just my partner and my daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, the one before that.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh before that, that was around around thirty your forty people.
So it was just it was just their immediate family's day.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Right. But we're just looking at what kind of venue
we're going to need for you because we know that
you're free Friday. That's the first step, Jones. And you
said you think we have a venue in place.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, I got a good venue. I'm just going to
make some calls, Jake, but I'm pretty much, eighty percent
on this I'm eighty percent on this place. And if
it doesn't work, then we'll work something out. No, don't
be doubtful, No, it will work. It's going to work out.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We are making you this promise. It's Jake, it's going
to happen. So get ready. Do you still fit into
your suit?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah? All right, I'm excited. I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You're excited and ready. It's time for the two of
you to get married, and nothing's going to stand in
the way. We're going to do it this Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Often, often the next thing we've got to do is
get a celebrant, because to get the paperwork for Amanda
to be a celebrant, it's too hard. She's got to
do something.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Sure, I can read some poetry, but apparently there's paperwork
as well. We're going to get out.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
We're going to get a get out of town celebrate.
I think we need a big name celebrate.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Someone of the long name, polish surname.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Jake. You don't need to hear any of this. You
just sit back and relax.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, sit back and relax, make yourself pretty for Friday,
and we'll be back in touch. With you all to
tell you of our incredible plans.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
No worries, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
We're true. Thank you. Jake.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
We got some work to do, haven't you me? No,
jem Y right, but don't they sound like nice people
and we can do this. You know, Jake has done everything,
and he's been through such a tough time.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This venue that I've got onto best venue in Sydney.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That's not your local pub or something.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Isn't that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's got to be proper. We were doing this properly,
is you?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You will be so impressed if this guy I don't
want to say it, I want to jinxer, but I'm
telling you right now I can. I can actually see it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
We're not going on to the dunny Derby or anything,
are we.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There's no duney Derby, not like last time. This will
be great, don't you worry, little head.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Stay tuned