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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Twenty Jonesy and Amanda twenty Ease to your.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Twenty Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I can't believe they eve lasted twenty years.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
On the cutting room floor today, Amanda, Well, you and
I Brendan Jonesy Jones if that's your real name, and
actually yes it is. We've been working together as a
radio duo on the station for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Twenty years. It's actually longer than that.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
In nineteen ninety nine, I first did the show with
you when Andrew Denton went sick and he went sick,
he went sea sick and that blew out to a
week and I ended up doing a show with you
from was it a.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Different radio stay from radio station filling in? This is
that you and I as a duo twenty years. John
Howard was Prime Minister when we started. That makes me
feel like we're positively post war. We may as well
be talking about Vira Limb. It seems so long ago,
twenty years. Yeah. I have found little snippets of us
from twenty years ago. This is our first few weeks
(01:10):
on it. Do you want to hear what we sound like?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sure? So this is from two thousand and five. Yeah,
it's like being in jail.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do you watch the prison break show and every little
bit of hope is taken away from yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
If you say it is like being on prison.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Breaks, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Less.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What I'm astonished at is your voice.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's been pitched.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It has because my voice is normal. Why would they
pitch it like a jockie?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
This is how I sound now, Hello Amanda.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And this is how you sounded.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Then a library in.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Holland Amanda is lending out people as well as books,
and a new initiative aimed a challenging stereotypes. People can
borrow gay people, Gypsies and Muslims for an hour and
talk to them about their lives.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'd probably hire a gay person to redecorate my lounge room.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't know if you can use them. Can you
make me a key?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's dreadful all round? Content wise? But your voice, why
is it so high?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Was that first year I hadn't paid off my house yet.
I was probably a bit anxious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So what you're saying is that when you pay off
a mortgage, your voice drops? Yeah, what a long with
your interest rates?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Your test is to send everything so cast.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Speaking of people who don't sound like themselves. I've come
across this audio from a movie that Denzil Washington was in.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I love.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
This is from nineteen ninety eight. The movie is called
for Queen and Country and he plays a retired British soldier.
So he said, sure I can do a British accent.
Sure I can have a listen. Since you were born
on Saint Lucia, which is now become an entrepenent country,
and do you no longer I have citizenship for the
only Kingdom colonists.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, I die for United Kingdom and colonies.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
kN I you put me out there as a front
gunner to get you bleed it blown off. I'm British there, Yes,
we instill become British citizen there.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
All you have to do send the check two hundred
parents send to me.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'll hurry along.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So you want to go hoology.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You don't understand too yet the two hundred pound has
got nothing to.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Do with it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I appreciate him particular, appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Don't appreciate nothing. Where were you when the fully started
flying it?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm behind your desk, shitting yourself like the rest of
your car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, I was out there in the cold in the
dark and the ship.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I watch my mate, A man will say my voice
get his lake blown off?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Okay, appreciates a lot of s and he's playing a
beautiful guitar. Stencil Washington saying I can do an English accent.
You you only do one voice, and the people you've
got two three voices, right, none of whom are still
in the media.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Get me to do an impersonation from my rich library.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The tree that you've got is doctor Wright. Hi there,
who hasn't been in the media and has passed away.
Let me have a look at your bott have it, Koshi?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Can I don Trolla's?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Hey, Mandy, you know if Sam ever drops off the Twig,
you can join me on the Sunrise Family.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And what about Mike Whitney.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's Mike Whitney.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It's all the same voice. I don't do the Queen,
do something out of you queenless for the second?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh my royal subjects and she's dead. It's hard to
do it like I do.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
King Charles h.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Mommy said that I had to wear the hat. She said,
why are you wearing the fox hat? And I said, if.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You can't do either of them, you haven't told the joke,
and you haven't done that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Give me you are a very good mimic. Give me
in the business. Okay, what about to her face?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I'm not gonna make you do anything bad, Sandra Sally
news reader.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Sandra's a friend of mine, so I hope she doesn't
mind because she has a very unique kind of voice.
It's a little bit young, event, but very much Sandra SELLI.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You know one of my favorite ones are Heather Mills McCartney.
Oh poor McCartney's ex.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh no no really, it was just an English winging
vose and I don't even know why I paid it
her as a week meals. I've been remember she went
on this rant. I've been called a pedophile just from
marrying him. You know I love China. No, no, stop,
just stop. Don't lure me in the ways to make
me swear like Denzel Washing.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Are a very good mimic. You are very good at it.
You are very good at it.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
How about I do one of you?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Bra?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
They should do it?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
How did I do one of you? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Oh, this is the workspace now, let's all save the planet.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
How did we get to twenty years? I'm not going
to make it to twenty.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
One rand and sing Kumbaya together.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Let's wrap it up to it?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Do you want to hear? It's Mike Whitney.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Now I'm going to get Amanda and Hanger off the
bridge and then make a buck.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Wow, take it, Winders wins. How old is that reference?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's very good, although I think I need a lozenge. Okay, kids,
that's it, but the day. Come back tomorrow for more,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
And Amanda's cutting room flo