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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 4 (00:33):
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room forge everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
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room for.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's the cutting room for on the cutting room floor. Today,
I saw a.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
News clip from uh well, from a news program overseas.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I think it was irish some sheep had been stolen,
but I will let the news broadcaster to tell you
the story.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Iike is convinced over forty five sheep have been stolen.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
What's a well?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Be a full moon?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
That about lighting and shouldn't be bright out in the
could anyone up in the mountains about night shore?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, there was firsty five.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Sheep miss and in the lambs, and I was in
the sheep. That's count out in nice like right, be
done about in Lowton, some sought you.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Like he's next door neighbor says some of his sheep
have also been stolen.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
I'm back, come back, come back.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm missing about ten ten years. It's not all that difficult.
I got to use. Have a good dog, have a
good dagon, go at night, some moonfine night, just for
the dog around him, for the man trailer walk them,
and then probably somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
To pick him up. I don't speak Irish.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Do you know what language they're speaking?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's Irish, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
It's English?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
They're speaking in English. Yes, I was making speaking English.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
When you first hear it, it sounds like they're speaking
some ancient dialect.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
It's English.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
But I got dog, I got you And that was
very stolen.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But apparently that has been voted the strongest accent in Ireland.
When people think of Australia, I think you pretty much
like I've never met anyone in my life who in
real life who speaks as Australian ly as you do.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Say fair income, fair m you.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Say truth, truth dead said yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
You you actually say the words joker.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
If you saw them in Drongo yep, I saw it
in the Shi Lee, or if you saw it in
Puberty Blues, or if you saw it in the Paul
Hogan movie, you'd think it was theatrical.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
You actually speak like that.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
One time we were at a function and I was
there with Brian Brown and you were just in awe.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It was like it was just an Aussie slang off.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
It did sound like a sinus festa that about it.
But do you think Brian bungs it on? I mean,
but Brian doesn't speak like that. Brian's quite nicely spoken.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
As am I as am I?

Speaker 7 (03:11):
As are you?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Just because you speak like Skippy from Clancy, I mean,
not Skippy with the kangaroo.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I speak like a kangaroo. I meant to say Clancy
from She had a.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Very faux English accent.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
We're Skippy gone well.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Early Australian television everyone had an English accent like this,
And when I started on Beyond two thousand, I thought,
how do I speak? I don't know, I'll have to
speak like this. I think having worked with you has
boganized me. I've been twenty years about.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You into the general paralons you.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, what language is?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I've got a few mates and you'd be hard, you'd
be hard stressed to find out what they're actually saying,
what they're talking about.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Matt Clott smallmouth or does small mouth?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
One made of my braid Anesian.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
He the way he talks, I call him the braid Os.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
But he sometimes you'll be talking about It was like
standing next to a ban saw, like, what are you
actually saying?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
My friends to come up with a Scottish guy who
speaks normal English with slight Scottish accent. When she went
with him to visit his family and he's talking to
his mum, she couldn't understand a single word anyone was saying,
including him.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
He completely reverted that relationship.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
No idea.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Was it you saying that you saw macgil Maistra recently
at his food and wine show. Yes, And someone came
up to him and said, what'd she say?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
You're so much easier to understand in person, And that's
the way they said it.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And I looked at Miguel, and because I know him,
I understand every I'm always stelle when people say they
can't understand him.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
I understand.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
He speaks that spaniola or a momental bore. But he
also speaks.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
The English, speaks of the English, speak of the English.
Interesting with the Spanish. You have to thicken your tongue
when you speak, so Todith though.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
And we sort of laugh at Miguel, which isn't fair.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I don't laugh at him.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, no, no, no, meaning there are certain words he
can't say, which amuses me enormously. There's certain words I
wouldn't able to say in Spanish, but the Spanish tongue
isn't designed to say it was. I can't say was, yeah,
and so I try and find as many sentences as possible.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
You have to say wasp and leopard.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You always had trouble with fat sheet as well.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I think that was bunned on and also ossy beaches. Yeah,
some of them are more obvious than others. Wait, we
did a thing for hot or not on the living room.
It was c A l M calm in a can.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
That didn't go well.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
He's still dining calm a can still take kids. That's
it for today, Come back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Farm choonzom