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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Everybody a man that's cutting real fare's gotten real flood.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's the chiny real food ches.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Just having a look at these sweepings on the cutting
room floor there.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, there's a couple of inventions that I didn't get
around to mentioning today that I thought we could talk
about now. How But we start with this jaw chiseling gum.
This is a new trend on TikTok. You might be
surprised to hear amongst teenage boys who are using this
particular chewing gum to improve their jaw lines. It's called
mastic gum, right, and they say promises a chisel jawline. Supposedly,
(00:54):
by building your jaw muscles.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You get a top gun jaw line.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
If you noticed all those people on top Gun, they've
got very strong jawlines and smug faces.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Well.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Celebrity dermatologist doctor Paul Jared Frank, please keep up with
these people, has said he's skeptical about it. He said,
it's not possible to target fat loss in any particular area,
and the appearance of your jaw depends on your genetic
bone structure. Chewing gum regularly may strengthen your masticatory muscles.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
My I'm masticating in here. Stay out.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But all it does is strengthening the muscles in your
tongue and your cheeks.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right, because then you get the cheek muscles in the
aforementioned top gun.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
There's a lot of people. Tom Cruise particularly does great
cheek muscle. Acting.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, but I think that.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Do you think he's un supported by fillers, etc.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Ah, No, he does good face muscle. There's a bit
of a flex.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
When I was younger, I was concerned about my kind
of double chin, and I say, every day, do an
exercise of this which works on Are you ready? You
can just I'll do it, and you describe what you've seen.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It looks arranged.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, but what am I doing?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yep, making a deranged face.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm pulling my lower jaw like missus mcgilli cuddy up
over the top.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You look like Wallace or Grommet.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah. I did that, probably for a couple of weeks,
and I thought, I give up.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You've stopped doing that now.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Number Once, I was doing a beyond you how that
you've got more chins than the Chinese face.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I don't have time to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I was one's doing a beyond two thousand story where
they wanted me to go into a dolphin pool in
a swimming costume.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
And I was never a swimming costume person.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, but that was the time. That was that ear
of the misogyny. Get the girls in a swimming costume.
That's what it's all.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
About that show. And I said, can I wear a wetsuit?
He said, I don't know. In the end, I did
go in a wetsuit. But the night before, how ludicrous.
I'm so anxious about it. I did about twelve squats
and I thought, well, that's all I can do. The
night before, I thought, well that's done. Now that's all
I can. All the squats will make all the difference.
After forty Bobby, how old was I?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Twenty eight? Of the twenty years of inactivity and genetics?
I thought that might.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Help, so you would magically become missus. Yes, I once
said to my when you took the when like.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Inflating a zodiac? I once said to my husband, do
I have legs like?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
First?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You said your legs are like L. Thank you your
legs like L?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Can I just say this You've got good legs? No?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I don't. I don't Where does this come from.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I've seen you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I never you're one of the few. And that's only
because I had to pull that motorcycle off you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, and I was just being attacked by it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I remember as my circulation was getting cut off.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
In my own leg I remember.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Seeing you hike your skirt up and you showed me
your two legs, very supple.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
And I don't do legs and I don't do arms.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I thought I was always under the impression up until
i'd seen your legs, and I thought that you would
have thick seted legs like you were from Adelaide.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, you often said I had an adelaid neck. You
said I had a thick neck.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, I didn't say. I never said that. I said
you've got an athletic neck.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
There's Amor's neck, no athletic neck, and it's a beautiful neck.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, you're just backtracking now.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Not all this have to.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Work with a stylist. I say, look, please, I can't
do arms and I can't do legs. If I turn
up to a photo shoot and there's dresses, I'm sorry,
I just can't do it. Let me tell you about
another invention that I've come.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Away from the George's ling gum and Mama mesticating.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, this one? You ready for this? We've had George's
ling gum.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
How do you feel about a bum wiping mirror? This
is like a reverse camera for accuracy. So it's like
I've got a close up mirror that I put on
my bathroom mirror at home to pluck out my chin hairs.
This is a mirror you put on the toilet lid,
you lift up the lid, you put this magnifying or
(04:43):
whatever mirror there so you can watch yourself. I'll read
you from their website. Are you ready introducing the original
toilet mirror by id?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Don't be full by imitations?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How if I missed? How did I miss? The og?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
The ultimate solution for achieving bathroom independence and ensuring cleanliness.
This innovative, first of its kind product empowers users of
all ages, enabling a new level of confidence in personal hygiene,
whether potty training or managing needs. Your mirror provides a
clear direct view that traditional methods can't match. Make it
essential for everyone's bathroom medic Oh my god, a direct
(05:26):
view who wants that?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
No one wants? That is that attached to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You put it, you attach it to the toys, so
you stick it on and I've seen I'll show you
that once again. Is another visual that you can describe.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Are you ready to see it? Please?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Looks a little bit like this. Here's the ad.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Toilet mirror and you right.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Attach it and then see what happens.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh okay, someone's.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Doing a demonstration. They've got shorts on with the cutout.
But I'm hoping it's a fake buttock.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
If anything's going to stop the cocaine crisis.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You know, no one wants to look up their own address. No, well,
there are two inventions.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I'll keep my lookout for more.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I can't believe I missed the original toilet mirror by.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Back up. Okay, kids, step it for today, come back
tomorrow for more.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Jonesy and the man is cotting room for it.
Everybody a man that's cutting real fare's gotten real flood.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's the chiny real food ches.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Just having a look at these sweepings on the cutting
room floor there.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, there's a couple of inventions that I didn't get
around to mentioning today that I thought we could talk
about now. How But we start with this jaw chiseling gum.
This is a new trend on TikTok. You might be
surprised to hear amongst teenage boys who are using this
particular chewing gum to improve their jaw lines. It's called
mastic gum, right, and they say promises a chisel jawline. Supposedly,
(00:54):
by building your jaw muscles.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You get a top gun jaw line.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
If you noticed all those people on top Gun, they've
got very strong jawlines and smug faces.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Well.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Celebrity dermatologist doctor Paul Jared Frank, please keep up with
these people, has said he's skeptical about it. He said,
it's not possible to target fat loss in any particular area,
and the appearance of your jaw depends on your genetic
bone structure. Chewing gum regularly may strengthen your masticatory muscles.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
My I'm masticating in here. Stay out.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But all it does is strengthening the muscles in your
tongue and your cheeks.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right, because then you get the cheek muscles in the
aforementioned top gun.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
There's a lot of people. Tom Cruise particularly does great
cheek muscle. Acting.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, but I think that.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Do you think he's un supported by fillers, etc.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Ah, No, he does good face muscle. There's a bit
of a flex.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
When I was younger, I was concerned about my kind
of double chin, and I say, every day, do an
exercise of this which works on Are you ready? You
can just I'll do it, and you describe what you've seen.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It looks arranged.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, but what am I doing?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yep, making a deranged face.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm pulling my lower jaw like missus mcgilli cuddy up
over the top.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You look like Wallace or Grommet.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah. I did that, probably for a couple of weeks,
and I thought, I give up.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You've stopped doing that now.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Number Once, I was doing a beyond you how that
you've got more chins than the Chinese face.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I don't have time to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I was one's doing a beyond two thousand story where
they wanted me to go into a dolphin pool in
a swimming costume.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
And I was never a swimming costume person.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, but that was the time. That was that ear
of the misogyny. Get the girls in a swimming costume.
That's what it's all.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
About that show. And I said, can I wear a wetsuit?
He said, I don't know. In the end, I did
go in a wetsuit. But the night before, how ludicrous.
I'm so anxious about it. I did about twelve squats
and I thought, well, that's all I can do. The
night before, I thought, well that's done. Now that's all
I can. All the squats will make all the difference.
After forty Bobby, how old was I?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Twenty eight? Of the twenty years of inactivity and genetics?
I thought that might.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Help, so you would magically become missus. Yes, I once
said to my when you took the when like.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Inflating a zodiac? I once said to my husband, do
I have legs like?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
First?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You said your legs are like L. Thank you your
legs like L?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Can I just say this You've got good legs? No?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I don't. I don't Where does this come from.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I've seen you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I never you're one of the few. And that's only
because I had to pull that motorcycle off you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, and I was just being attacked by it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I remember as my circulation was getting cut off.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
In my own leg I remember.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Seeing you hike your skirt up and you showed me
your two legs, very supple.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
And I don't do legs and I don't do arms.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I thought I was always under the impression up until
i'd seen your legs, and I thought that you would
have thick seted legs like you were from Adelaide.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, you often said I had an adelaid neck. You
said I had a thick neck.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, I didn't say. I never said that. I said
you've got an athletic neck.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
There's Amor's neck, no athletic neck, and it's a beautiful neck.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, you're just backtracking now.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Not all this have to.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Work with a stylist. I say, look, please, I can't
do arms and I can't do legs. If I turn
up to a photo shoot and there's dresses, I'm sorry,
I just can't do it. Let me tell you about
another invention that I've come.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Away from the George's ling gum and Mama mesticating.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, this one? You ready for this? We've had George's
ling gum.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
How do you feel about a bum wiping mirror? This
is like a reverse camera for accuracy. So it's like
I've got a close up mirror that I put on
my bathroom mirror at home to pluck out my chin hairs.
This is a mirror you put on the toilet lid,
you lift up the lid, you put this magnifying or
(04:43):
whatever mirror there so you can watch yourself. I'll read
you from their website. Are you ready introducing the original
toilet mirror by id?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Don't be full by imitations?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How if I missed? How did I miss? The og?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
The ultimate solution for achieving bathroom independence and ensuring cleanliness.
This innovative, first of its kind product empowers users of
all ages, enabling a new level of confidence in personal hygiene,
whether potty training or managing needs. Your mirror provides a
clear direct view that traditional methods can't match. Make it
essential for everyone's bathroom medic Oh my god, a direct
(05:26):
view who wants that?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
No one wants? That is that attached to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You put it, you attach it to the toys, so
you stick it on and I've seen I'll show you
that once again. Is another visual that you can describe.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Are you ready to see it? Please?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Looks a little bit like this. Here's the ad.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Toilet mirror and you right.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Attach it and then see what happens.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh okay, someone's.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Doing a demonstration. They've got shorts on with the cutout.
But I'm hoping it's a fake buttock.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
If anything's going to stop the cocaine crisis.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You know, no one wants to look up their own address. No, well,
there are two inventions.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I'll keep my lookout for more.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I can't believe I missed the original toilet mirror by.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Back up. Okay, kids, step it for today, come back
tomorrow for more.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Jonesy and the man is cotting room for it.
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