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Speaker 1 (00:02):
YadA, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah na yeah yeah
yet are you ready for Julie Goodwin in for Amanda
Keller Today? Something we missed on the show was this
story about a woman calling police for mistaking a realistic
(00:26):
sex doll for a body. She called the police because
this doll was on a beach and it appears to
be headless. There's no head?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, like, is that how it how it came? That's no? No,
Well do they I'm sure headless ones or the head?
Come on, isn't the word?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The world was terrible if people are ordering that, you know,
because at one time I went into a sex shop,
you know, just the one time. Why why I was
in there? But I was in there and I was
just looking at the array of stuff that they had.
But then on the wall there was a sheep, a
sex doll, sheep a sheep. Yeah, So at what point
are you going from, you know, a doll to the sheep?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
What point are you going from you yes, to a doll?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well exactly, But you know, I could see like people
that might get lonely.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I guess, well, I guess, I mean, look at it
this way, it'd probably be worse if you mistook a
dead body for a sex doll.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's true, that could be started having it off with it.
I was going to leave that bit unsaid. Here we
are in court again.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Here we are the lady and I sort of have
a bit of empathy for her as well, because she
could see it was definitely the shape of a torso
face down, and could tell it was a woman's figure.
So she's looking at it, and you don't want to
go up there and see if it was a real
body because that'd be kind of gross.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well yeah, like yeah, like if you you wouldn't want
to get too close to it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, And it looks like it's a it's not a bee.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's on a beach.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's kind of washed up there that. No, you wouldn't
want to see that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No one wants to see that. Three police officers responded,
They were also convinced it was real when they first saw.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It, straight to Scotland the yard.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's the other job about being a copper, isn't it.
You have to go and investigate it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You have to. And they thought it was a.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Real boy and they've gone on, hang on it, maybe Harry,
you go and have a look and see what you think.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Of that with a stick and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So they would have been relieved. They've gone over there
and they've poked it with a stick, as you said,
and discovered that it's not indeed, it's just a it's
a sex style. But if you ever like, I find
that as I get older, my short sight it's more
and more so. One day I was walking down my
street and I thought I saw it was this massive dog,
(02:49):
this big domman sitting on the Oh my god, look
at that side of the dog. And I'm not scared
of dogs. I don't and I wouldn't usually cross the road.
Brother on that dog that looks like the hound of Baskerville.
So I'm keeping away from that. As I get closer,
I've crossed the other side of the road. It's a
tree stump, two tree stumps together, and the optical illusion
(03:11):
looked like it was this big doberman.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You're just like my husband, right, So I wear glasses
because I'm not too vain to wear glasses. He's constantly
walking around squinting at things. I show him something on
my phone, I have to he borrows my glasses. In
the restaurants, we can read the menu. It's like, come
on time, Jonesy, if you're mistaking tree stumps for Doberman
and hounds of Baskerville's time for the glasses.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, it's funny you say that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I do go and get my eyes checked quite regularly,
do you though, And yeah, I do?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You know you don't check my macula?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do you pay attention to what they say? And they do?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And the guy said, well, I've got I've got this
like stigmatism. So one eye is short and one eye
is long, right, so they correct each other.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is that how it works? That's what he said. He's
just seeing tree stump dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
This is the eye guy. It was a very effective illusion.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, well yeah, I mean I can see how you
can go saving very effective.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was waving at a palm tree thinking that it
was a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you ever say hello to those kaya dudes?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Now I go in and buy stuff. You buy all
the goods they have on offer, not outside of sections.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You can't say the price.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow from
morrow Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room for
YadA, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah na yeah yeah
yet are you ready for Julie Goodwin in for Amanda
Keller Today? Something we missed on the show was this
story about a woman calling police for mistaking a realistic
(00:26):
sex doll for a body. She called the police because
this doll was on a beach and it appears to
be headless. There's no head?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, like, is that how it how it came? That's no? No,
Well do they I'm sure headless ones or the head?
Come on, isn't the word?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The world was terrible if people are ordering that, you know,
because at one time I went into a sex shop,
you know, just the one time. Why why I was
in there? But I was in there and I was
just looking at the array of stuff that they had.
But then on the wall there was a sheep, a
sex doll, sheep a sheep. Yeah, So at what point
are you going from, you know, a doll to the sheep?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
What point are you going from you yes, to a doll?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well exactly, But you know, I could see like people
that might get lonely.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I guess, well, I guess, I mean, look at it
this way, it'd probably be worse if you mistook a
dead body for a sex doll.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's true, that could be started having it off with it.
I was going to leave that bit unsaid. Here we
are in court again.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Here we are the lady and I sort of have
a bit of empathy for her as well, because she
could see it was definitely the shape of a torso
face down, and could tell it was a woman's figure.
So she's looking at it, and you don't want to
go up there and see if it was a real
body because that'd be kind of gross.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well yeah, like yeah, like if you you wouldn't want
to get too close to it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, And it looks like it's a it's not a bee.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's on a beach.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's kind of washed up there that. No, you wouldn't
want to see that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No one wants to see that. Three police officers responded,
They were also convinced it was real when they first saw.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It, straight to Scotland the yard.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's the other job about being a copper, isn't it.
You have to go and investigate it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You have to. And they thought it was a.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Real boy and they've gone on, hang on it, maybe Harry,
you go and have a look and see what you think.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Of that with a stick and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So they would have been relieved. They've gone over there
and they've poked it with a stick, as you said,
and discovered that it's not indeed, it's just a it's
a sex style. But if you ever like, I find
that as I get older, my short sight it's more
and more so. One day I was walking down my
street and I thought I saw it was this massive dog,
(02:49):
this big domman sitting on the Oh my god, look
at that side of the dog. And I'm not scared
of dogs. I don't and I wouldn't usually cross the road.
Brother on that dog that looks like the hound of Baskerville.
So I'm keeping away from that. As I get closer,
I've crossed the other side of the road. It's a
tree stump, two tree stumps together, and the optical illusion
(03:11):
looked like it was this big doberman.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You're just like my husband, right, So I wear glasses
because I'm not too vain to wear glasses. He's constantly
walking around squinting at things. I show him something on
my phone, I have to he borrows my glasses. In
the restaurants, we can read the menu. It's like, come
on time, Jonesy, if you're mistaking tree stumps for Doberman
and hounds of Baskerville's time for the glasses.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, it's funny you say that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I do go and get my eyes checked quite regularly,
do you though, And yeah, I do?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You know you don't check my macula?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do you pay attention to what they say? And they do?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And the guy said, well, I've got I've got this
like stigmatism. So one eye is short and one eye
is long, right, so they correct each other.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is that how it works? That's what he said. He's
just seeing tree stump dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
This is the eye guy. It was a very effective illusion.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, well yeah, I mean I can see how you
can go saving very effective.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was waving at a palm tree thinking that it
was a friend of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you ever say hello to those kaya dudes?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Now I go in and buy stuff. You buy all
the goods they have on offer, not outside of sections.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You can't say the price.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow from
morrow Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room for
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