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Speaker 1 (00:07):
How do you think you'd go in the modern dating world, Brendan,
Where your old habits, your bad manners, all that kind
of stuff. People don't always like that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What are you talking about? I reckon I would slay.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Do you think.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I've got impeccable eating habits? I've got impeccable table manners.
I'm a charming guest.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What do you make of this? A woman, she's twenty
five years old. She ghosted a guy. She was at
dinner with him. She walked out on the first date
within minutes of arriving. So she goes it. She gets
all dressed up to go to this first date with
this guy and they sit at the table, they're about
to eat their meal, and she has said, this is
a quote from her not kidding. I just left a
(00:54):
date because the man took out his retainer at the table.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
She said.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The string of live a hanging from his mouth made
her gag. She said, he didn't give me a warning
her heads up, took them out, sloppily folded them into
a dinner napkin. To me, that shows he has bad
manners and no self awareness. I said I was going
to the bathroom. I left in an uber. Once I left,
I texted him saying I wasn't interested. And he has
reached out to her a few times and she still
(01:20):
hasn't told him why she'd ran away. She just has
led it. She's just ghosted him now.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But wouldn't he have the wherewithal to think, well, what
did I Where did I go wrong? If I forensically
drilled down on this? Okay, so I got the gallic fratulance?
What did I do? I've got? You know? Was it
taking the retainer out? Wouldn't he have self awareness to
say that was the reason.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But maybe he's had them for so long he's forgotten
that that's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That is gross. It is.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It is gross, and the people that have them know
what to do. You go to the bathroom to take
them out, or you pretend to get something out of
your bag and you take it out. There's a thousand
ways you can or you can say, do you mind,
I've just got to take my retainer out?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look over there?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Whatever it is particular on a first date. I had
braces when I was younger, and everyone, a lot of
people at school had the same thing, And you'd have
those elastic bands around them and half the time the
teachers were trying to dodge because every time you tried
to open your mouth, they'd be ping pin, pin, pin pin.
And maybe people are so used to this retainer stuff
they don't realize that that's not good table man.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Because you don't see the kids with the braces and
the rubber bands anymore, do you.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, No, we took it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I say a rank story about my brother used to
do so. He had that. He used to wear the
head gear. Remember the head gear. It was like, so
they put put two metal things on the back molars,
like a date surround the tooth, and the head gear
were attached to that.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So you'd only wear that at night.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so what happened the metal things
on his back teeth. He'd be able to pull them off.
You're not supposed to, but they it was like a
sleeve on the tooth. But he'd bring it out and
I be seeing just watching the TV, and you go, hey,
briand I go wing, I smell this, and okay, work,
(03:08):
I'm at that. And he'd always you'd always go hey, hey, Brian,
I go what and you go and it was.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I can't breathe, I can't breathe did he ever do
that on a date?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Remember that time I saw this footage a woman was
in I'm not sure she was in an Asian country
and she said, this is what my date is doing.
And they're eating there at a noodle bar and she's
fooling him and he's sucking up the noodles through his nose.
He's got them in it with chopsticks and he's putting
them into his nose and they're going in and she's
(03:50):
just going, what level of horror?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Still not as bad as what your brother?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But it's like.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Those men that go on those dating websites. A friend
of mine, she's a beautiful girl and she's a great person,
and the men her age on those dating sites pose
in their undies holding a fish, or they'll be sitting
on the toilet with the thumbs up. Guys, get it together, seriously,
get it together. There's this trope that girls are so
(04:24):
hard to please these days. Guys, that's not true.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Just try a little bit hard, make a bit of effort.
Go to the bathroom, take out your retainer there, don't
pull it out on the.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Table, and don't pose for a dating profile with so
arrogant that you think you with your seventy year old
body in a pair of undies holding a fish, she's
going to do it. What you go if you date him.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Here, smell this. It's got hers full of
How do you think you'd go in the modern dating world, Brendan,
Where your old habits, your bad manners, all that kind
of stuff. People don't always like that stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What are you talking about? I reckon I would slay.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Do you think.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I've got impeccable eating habits? I've got impeccable table manners.
I'm a charming guest.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What do you make of this? A woman, she's twenty
five years old. She ghosted a guy. She was at
dinner with him. She walked out on the first date
within minutes of arriving. So she goes it. She gets
all dressed up to go to this first date with
this guy and they sit at the table, they're about
to eat their meal, and she has said, this is
a quote from her not kidding. I just left a
(00:54):
date because the man took out his retainer at the table.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
She said.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
The string of live a hanging from his mouth made
her gag. She said, he didn't give me a warning
her heads up, took them out, sloppily folded them into
a dinner napkin. To me, that shows he has bad
manners and no self awareness. I said I was going
to the bathroom. I left in an uber. Once I left,
I texted him saying I wasn't interested. And he has
reached out to her a few times and she still
(01:20):
hasn't told him why she'd ran away. She just has
led it. She's just ghosted him now.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But wouldn't he have the wherewithal to think, well, what
did I Where did I go wrong? If I forensically
drilled down on this? Okay, so I got the gallic fratulance?
What did I do? I've got? You know? Was it
taking the retainer out? Wouldn't he have self awareness to
say that was the reason.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But maybe he's had them for so long he's forgotten
that that's gross.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That is gross. It is.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It is gross, and the people that have them know
what to do. You go to the bathroom to take
them out, or you pretend to get something out of
your bag and you take it out. There's a thousand
ways you can or you can say, do you mind,
I've just got to take my retainer out?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look over there?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Whatever it is particular on a first date. I had
braces when I was younger, and everyone, a lot of
people at school had the same thing, And you'd have
those elastic bands around them and half the time the
teachers were trying to dodge because every time you tried
to open your mouth, they'd be ping pin, pin, pin pin.
And maybe people are so used to this retainer stuff
they don't realize that that's not good table man.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Because you don't see the kids with the braces and
the rubber bands anymore, do you.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, No, we took it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I say a rank story about my brother used to
do so. He had that. He used to wear the
head gear. Remember the head gear. It was like, so
they put put two metal things on the back molars,
like a date surround the tooth, and the head gear
were attached to that.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So you'd only wear that at night.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so what happened the metal things
on his back teeth. He'd be able to pull them off.
You're not supposed to, but they it was like a
sleeve on the tooth. But he'd bring it out and
I be seeing just watching the TV, and you go, hey,
briand I go wing, I smell this, and okay, work,
(03:08):
I'm at that. And he'd always you'd always go hey, hey, Brian,
I go what and you go and it was.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I can't breathe, I can't breathe did he ever do
that on a date?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Remember that time I saw this footage a woman was
in I'm not sure she was in an Asian country
and she said, this is what my date is doing.
And they're eating there at a noodle bar and she's
fooling him and he's sucking up the noodles through his nose.
He's got them in it with chopsticks and he's putting
them into his nose and they're going in and she's
(03:50):
just going, what level of horror?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Still not as bad as what your brother?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But it's like.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Those men that go on those dating websites. A friend
of mine, she's a beautiful girl and she's a great person,
and the men her age on those dating sites pose
in their undies holding a fish, or they'll be sitting
on the toilet with the thumbs up. Guys, get it together, seriously,
get it together. There's this trope that girls are so
(04:24):
hard to please these days. Guys, that's not true.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Just try a little bit hard, make a bit of effort.
Go to the bathroom, take out your retainer there, don't
pull it out on the.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Table, and don't pose for a dating profile with so
arrogant that you think you with your seventy year old
body in a pair of undies holding a fish, she's
going to do it. What you go if you date him.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Here, smell this. It's got hers full of
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