October 9, 2024 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, there's Jelsey. Have Amanda's court room flow?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, this is Jelsey Amanda's court room.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's ended up on the cutting room floor today, Amanda?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, it's something very unsavory and I apologize, but you
wanted to talk about this, so don't make it sound
like I'm bringing this to the table.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
What are you saying? Have I given you a bit
of a hospital past?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Very much?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
So here's a podcast. This is what you do in podcasts.
Have you not noticed on podcasts?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not a podcast of.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Course, and you just talk about whatever you want in
the Abby Chatfield world of podcasts or whatever she's doing
this week?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is she still doing podcasts?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
From week to wed. Next week she'll be making cement
on a building side. I just discovered this. How good
is it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Anyway? On a podcast you can talk about whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, this is the thing that Jonesy has found fascinating.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Not fascinating. This is the world that we live in.
It's an indictment on our current society.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, normally world humans complain about it when they step
into dog poo in parks. This woman is complaining because
she's got a white fluffy dog.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Ye, and she's a dog walker.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Is she's a dog Is she she's a dog owner?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I thought she was a dog walker, but she is sick.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Of her dogs finding human Number two's in Bondai. So
where that's where we are in the world. Humans or
dog owners are complaining because the dogs step in human pooh.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the beautiful people. The house is
full of furniture, the gardens full of plants.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is the world the other way around, the house
is full of Yeah, the gardens full of furniture.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The house is full of plants.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Freaky, The house is full of furniture, the garden freaks
are these?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I was I was being clever by prophesizing the future.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
According to James Rayne, an Australian crawl, no one's ever
bothered to do until now. She's called out Bondi's public poopers.
And there's a terrible photo that she's posted of a big, white,
fluffy dog that's rolled in something dreadful.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And when have you ever been somewhere when that smell
hits you, you know it's the worst. It's the worst.
And this biologically is what keeps us alive because as humans,
we recoil from that smell, because we know that's human,
that's lavatory, that's unclean and may be diseased, and to
(02:28):
stay away. So unfortunately her dogs be rolling. It's what
she's doing. She's speculating as to why there are so
many and why, well, I don't know, she said. She
thinks it must be early morning joggers who do a
number two when no one else is around, when the
urge comes to them and they're too far from home.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's what happens with the poo jobs.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And then you get used to it and you do
it there every day. You know. They talk about how
people who have a coffee and then have to go
and do one jogging must bring this on.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You have the same situation whenever you go into a
public library.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I do, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, I do. You go to the facility. I use
the facilities, of course.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But there are some places where you are and furniture shops.
I get it as well. And you know what I
discovered in those big furniture warehouses and housing stores. Not
all those toilets are plumbed in. Party's often spoken about
an ad that was on New Zealand Telligence number of
years ago talking about a toilet and said, you don't
have to plummet in. I said, well, why would I
(03:26):
plummet in that?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Anyway? Away from that, this lady has said, we're going to.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Talk about it more. Why we talk about it? I
don't want to read that, but you read it well.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
She just said.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
That her two dogs make a beeline to the pile
of poo and then start eating.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It like a delicacy. Do dogs do that?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
They do. They love it. She's also said that the
locations that these number twos are in are in ergonomic spots.
What does that mean? She said, It's like they've sat
down and they've conveniently done it. What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So maybe it's a little mound or something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Do you know if you get caught doing this?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, well what's the fine?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Maximum? Three months in jail. Imagine being in prison. I say,
what are you here for? I'd say I murdered someone
because I'd be too embarrassed to say I did, a poor.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Heart, and I liked it. Don't knockety, you've tried it. Okay, kids,
that's it for the day. Come back tomorrow for more Jones.
The Man's cutting room, floor,
Yeah, there's Jelsey. Have Amanda's court room flow?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, this is Jelsey Amanda's court room.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's ended up on the cutting room floor today, Amanda?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, it's something very unsavory and I apologize, but you
wanted to talk about this, so don't make it sound
like I'm bringing this to the table.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
What are you saying? Have I given you a bit
of a hospital past?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Very much?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
So here's a podcast. This is what you do in podcasts.
Have you not noticed on podcasts?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not a podcast of.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Course, and you just talk about whatever you want in
the Abby Chatfield world of podcasts or whatever she's doing
this week?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is she still doing podcasts?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
From week to wed. Next week she'll be making cement
on a building side. I just discovered this. How good
is it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Anyway? On a podcast you can talk about whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, this is the thing that Jonesy has found fascinating.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Not fascinating. This is the world that we live in.
It's an indictment on our current society.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Well, normally world humans complain about it when they step
into dog poo in parks. This woman is complaining because
she's got a white fluffy dog.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Ye, and she's a dog walker.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Is she's a dog Is she she's a dog owner?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I thought she was a dog walker, but she is sick.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Of her dogs finding human Number two's in Bondai. So
where that's where we are in the world. Humans or
dog owners are complaining because the dogs step in human pooh.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the beautiful people. The house is
full of furniture, the gardens full of plants.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is the world the other way around, the house
is full of Yeah, the gardens full of furniture.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The house is full of plants.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Freaky, The house is full of furniture, the garden freaks
are these?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I was I was being clever by prophesizing the future.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
According to James Rayne, an Australian crawl, no one's ever
bothered to do until now. She's called out Bondi's public poopers.
And there's a terrible photo that she's posted of a big, white,
fluffy dog that's rolled in something dreadful.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And when have you ever been somewhere when that smell
hits you, you know it's the worst. It's the worst.
And this biologically is what keeps us alive because as humans,
we recoil from that smell, because we know that's human,
that's lavatory, that's unclean and may be diseased, and to
(02:28):
stay away. So unfortunately her dogs be rolling. It's what
she's doing. She's speculating as to why there are so
many and why, well, I don't know, she said. She
thinks it must be early morning joggers who do a
number two when no one else is around, when the
urge comes to them and they're too far from home.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's what happens with the poo jobs.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And then you get used to it and you do
it there every day. You know. They talk about how
people who have a coffee and then have to go
and do one jogging must bring this on.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You have the same situation whenever you go into a
public library.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I do, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, I do. You go to the facility. I use
the facilities, of course.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But there are some places where you are and furniture shops.
I get it as well. And you know what I
discovered in those big furniture warehouses and housing stores. Not
all those toilets are plumbed in. Party's often spoken about
an ad that was on New Zealand Telligence number of
years ago talking about a toilet and said, you don't
have to plummet in. I said, well, why would I
(03:26):
plummet in that?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Anyway? Away from that, this lady has said, we're going to.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Talk about it more. Why we talk about it? I
don't want to read that, but you read it well.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
She just said.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
That her two dogs make a beeline to the pile
of poo and then start eating.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It like a delicacy. Do dogs do that?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
They do. They love it. She's also said that the
locations that these number twos are in are in ergonomic spots.
What does that mean? She said, It's like they've sat
down and they've conveniently done it. What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So maybe it's a little mound or something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Do you know if you get caught doing this?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, well what's the fine?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Maximum? Three months in jail. Imagine being in prison. I say,
what are you here for? I'd say I murdered someone
because I'd be too embarrassed to say I did, a poor.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Heart, and I liked it. Don't knockety, you've tried it. Okay, kids,
that's it for the day. Come back tomorrow for more Jones.
The Man's cutting room, floor,
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