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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, everybody, it's time for I'm tells you and Amanda's
cutting room for it's that cut room for well.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, hello, hello everyone. We are Jonesy and Amanda. We
do the breakfast show on WSFM. And yes, I know
what you're saying. My name should be coming first stop it.
But anyway, here we are.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'd rather hear about the lack of motorcycle parking in
the Tumblong vicinity, would she?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
That's what I'd rather hear about, instead of your being
dipped out on whole billing in the show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, both those things for us years, I know, and
I've winged about it ever since.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And we've had the stationary maid. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Once the station's made, you can't go back.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What are you going to do? Once you've got business cards?
That's it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Maybe I should get another Amanda to work with me
that would be more compliant, like Amanda Holden say.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh, yeah, she'd be completely compliant to work behind the
name Jonesy. She would be. That is true.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's nice to be anyway it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm going to take my and and go. It's well, hello,
As I was saying, we did the breat for show
at WSFM and we're recording this.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Did you mentioned about the award? Tell them about the award.
Every major newspaper missed it.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But that's not true.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
They did. They pretty much did bye. But we on.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Saturday Night won the award. I hate being a big.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Bosty pans do it because no one else will.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We won the award for the best Radio show in Australia.
As Jonesy said, it was a two peat. Some people
say repeat, we say two pete, we've won two years
in a row.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Well, they got the shirts paid.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I know, thank you, thank you, appreciate it, thank you,
thanks marm. You know they said it couldn't be done,
Well I said it couldn't. In fact, it was done
and it was great, a great accolade to be had.
That doesn't mean this is going to be any good,
but we'll do our best.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So this is a coast now.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, someone very kindly came and gave me an arn
coaster and you said, isn't.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
That what we are? We've been coasting for some time. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We are doing this podcast as part of our Cutting
Room Floor podcast. Every day we have a show called
jam Nation that goes at six o'clock around the country.
Some places at five o'clock, yes, and.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's in some places at nine o'clock at night, and
someplace a special time of ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Some places refuse to play it and just have the
sound of a foghorn going instead.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I feel like I should be sitting back in a
more comfortable position like you see those influence when they
do it, they do it in a strange sort of
Osher Ginsburg way.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You need to be sitting on a bean bag of
my artic niece, so it still sounds like you were
in some sort of rubber arrangement.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Well, I've got my wet weather gear on, said, because
I'm a motorcyclist.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Even though we're under cover. That's fair enough. Anyway, we
do a thing called jam Nation. We also do a
little adjunct, which is what we're going to do today,
and that's what I call Jones, a little adjunct. We
are going to do this where we just got them
eating out of the past, and I adjust these two
people are where we're going to just talk about something
we didn't get around to talking about the show, but
it ended.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Up on the cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
How about this? This is the headline and we'll work
back from there. Etiquette experts say middle plane seat gets
both arm rests. This has been a big debate for
many years as to who gets the arm rest on
a plane. We can all agree. I think that the
window seat is great unless you have a bladder the
(03:16):
size of a budge's bladder like I have. But I
still would prefer the window seat or the aisle seat,
which is easy access to the loo to get up,
to grab things from the trolley, whatever you need to do.
That middle seat is neither here nor there, and you
charge the same amount to sit there. So they're saying
here that to compensate, you should be able to have
access to both arm wrists because everyone else has one.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I know this might be a little bit different for
you because you're always in the rarefied air of the
business or the first class.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think you'll find I sit up with a pilot
on his lap.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So this isn't something that you would have to deal with.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
But down there on real Man Street where I live,
the window seat is probably the least. If you're a
bit of a yokolt it's never been on a plane before,
go to the window seat. For me, it's all ile
it's all aisle seat is there, you can go to
the loo.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
You get the food first, you get everything that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You You don't get the food first because you get
the food, you don't. They lean across and give them
to the person next to the window.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
When the host he comes past, flight attendant, when they
or she come past, or he comes past, wore it.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You can pick for a drink easier to get their attention.
That's because if you put your knee out a little
bit like this.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh sorry, sir, I just ran into you with the
beer cart. Would you like something while I'm here? See,
that's what works. So you're one of those people that
sits on a plane because and you're looking out the
window and you go, oh, this is great at the
you know, the wind, big deal.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You know. My husband will always want the window seat,
and so it's just a shoe.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, he's a flyboy. He likes flying.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
One day, my son thought it was funny and took
the window seat. Harley didn't talk to him for the
entire holiday. He took it so personally that his seat
had been taken. So I if ever I sit in
the window seat, I get a bit anxious that I'm
going to be yelled at.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Isn't this the same man the bolder fastball at eleven
year old girl in a friendly game of backyard I've got.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To get story wrong. We were in some tony squire's
backyard and his daughter, who's now grown up, was probably
about eleven years old, and we're playing backyard cricket and
everyone was watched. She had a cast on her arm.
It had broken. Everyone's watching her bowl and Harley's going,
I want to go. So I watched him so embarrassed.
I watched him go up to her and reefit out
of her hands her broken arm, and I was just
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so embarrassed his competitive nature that sometimes gets the better
of him. That's good, But have your whatt about this though.
This is a thing that's just been in the news today.
There's a company called Journey jur nae cute spelling. You know,
we're not fans of cute spelling here, but obviously for
copyright reasons, they can't call it Journey, or the band
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would be in arms. But what they do is they
facilitate people to get reduced fairs who will help out
on the plane. And I don't mean serving meals and
doing the mask over your face business. They if you
need help with the elderly, with kids, if you're traveling
with babies and you need someone to help you, they
work out a deal where you travel at reduced rate
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and someone is your traveling helper or companion.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You know, when you get on the plane and they say,
do you have a problem with sitting at the window
seat that's got the emergency exit seat?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
No, One'm there, And then they give you a special
briefing in case.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Something goes back, you don't get a reduced flight.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'll just say this more often than not, I am
asked if I want that seat, because I think people
when they see me getting on the plane, they go, well,
here's a guy that is going to when S goes down.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
He is fantasy that S goes down on a plane.
I'm there, and you're the guy. You're on the window
seat and you've had eighteen beers push your knee into
every cart that's gone past.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I'm like, Sully, you know you just got to make
that decision.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
To land the plane. Is that your fantasy? A lot
of men would have that fantasy. They'd get on a
plane and they look around and I see if there
is a crisis. Who would I punch? Who would I rescue?
Who would I pash? Do you do that or is
it my imagining?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
That's what men do? Is this men?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
How would you join the mile high men?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You often think that, but when you sit at that
window seat, I always when I get on a plane,
I'm always thinking about the variables.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Variables. No, not just that that.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You know, there's a lot of times when you think, okay,
I could help out here, I'm a helper.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
That's true. Well, then would you take if you say
you're flying to London, would you pay a portion that like,
instead of paying fifteen hundred dollars, you'd pay seven hundred
dollars to fly as someone's companion, an elderly person or
woman with babies. Okay, I could have okay, specify the
conditions under which you would say.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yes, it's Sydney. Sydney swe for example.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Needs help with her bags.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
She might need some help. She's got very thin wrisk.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
And in case she needs someone to give her mouth
to mouth fort flight.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
You never know, she might have a panic attack. Could
talk through it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I could give her a paper bag and said, look, Sidney,
just breathe, relax.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Is that the only time you would do this.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
No, I do that. What's the reduction?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's a variety. I'm having tea there, professional, it's a variety.
Sometimes it depends and they I think it's a three
percent surcharge or something that the company itself takes. But
you know, it can be a giant reduction or someone
depending on what's expected of you. If I just wanted
to fly with someone and have them tickle my back
for the duration, how would that go? Brenda? This is wireless'
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just supposed to talk.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm just shaking my head, and not just because of
the lack of motorcycle parking, but where are you going?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, if you're going to go back that far, let's
talk about how my name should be first on the
lea head.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
We've been to the embroider. You can't unpick embroidered.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Carry when we come pick with me at all times.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Once you make a Jones and Amandapollo ship, you can't
get back.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And also the acronym is not going to work. It's jam.
It's not going to be emerged. That would be amedge.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
It's not bad. Well should we wrap it up?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Toots?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And were you saying you're saying enough, explain how radio war.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
You're saying enough for both of us.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
All Right, I'll be quiet and you wrap this up.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Thank you for enjoying our podcast. This is what.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
If you haven't enjoyed it cutting room floor, maybe you
should have stayed there.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
That's more than it's worth. Thank you. Crawd goes crazy kids,
that's the fun today. Come back to my farm of
Jonesy room