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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, it's time for jonesy canamandas cutting room floor.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Okay, friendy, it's time for the cutting room floor. What
have we got? Look, I'm sorry about this today.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I just feel there's a whole lot of people here
just want to say, stop too much information. The electronics
super Highway, where is it taking us? When it first started?
Do you remember when the internet first started? I did
stories at Beyond two thousand about this. What it was
was a coffee pot in a college dorm. Well, it

(00:37):
was in the kitchen of a college dorm and they
were all working away, and they thought, I wonder if
the coffee pot's full, because I don't want to go
down if it's not full. I don't want to be
the person has to make a new pot of coffee.
So someone worked out how to actually put a camera
on the coffee pot.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
That was the beginning of it all.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And then remember there was a girl Jenny, and she
put a video in her bedroom, nothing saucy, nothing, only fans,
but she broadcast a few bits and pieces from her bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Right, and look where we are now.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yesterday I came across all this weird stuff of people
sharing too much information and They're not attractive people. They're
not only fans people. This is just mister and missus
up the road. That's what's so weird to me. This
is missus. You could see her at the shops. You
could It could be your kids friends. They are sharing

(01:29):
the most intimate parts of their lives.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
What have we got? Have a listen?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So I poo about four times a day and I
love it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I love poohs. I'm such a pooh girl.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Because I just find it so fascinating and it's such
a great way for the body to communicate with you
via pooping. But my favorite one is the first one
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh get it all out.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Of me, and it makes me so energize, and I
feel like I'm ready to move forward in my day,
leaving you know, the yesterday behind.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I think it's quite symbolic. But while we've been in Sydney.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've been eating a bit of gluten and my thoughts
are really bad that come constipated. But the fasts like
there's something medically wrong, like spiritually wrong, like it's like
you need to seek help from.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
A higher higher power. Is turning off because double no,
stop it?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What about this one? Have a look at this woman.
Do you think she looks like missus doubtfire.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
She does.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
She looks like missus doubtfight much. She does what she
has written up. She's on day three of not rubbing
her muff.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
She just have the thing that keeps her hands warm.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
She said, so a hunk in front of me at
lunch today. It gave me some bad thoughts and I
wanted to touch myself, but I stayed strong. So that's
what she This is this woman who looks like someone's grandma.
Here's someone's grandma. Has decided to share that information. You
don't want to think about grandma rubbing a muff, either
her hands are cold or not.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
What about the woman who?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
This woman she rinses out her undies at a certain
time of the month and drinks it, I know, pause
some under the tree and consumes films are self doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And then there's this woman. Okay, what's this woman?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Honestly it is.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
It is really stinky.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Unfortunately it's in my genetics, especially like after I sweat,
which I'm a really sweaty girl.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I sweat a lot. So yeah, she is a little
bit stinking down there. I think that's enough. Why what's
going on? Well, why are you looking at this ship?
What algorithm am I in? This is what comes past
my phone? But you tap on once you I don't
tap or maybe I did, do I tap you in
the queue behind the honkey guy?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
What what point will be to explain too much?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Let me how algorithm? What I find? And this is
not sexist. Women don't seem to understand algorithms. I understand.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Once you tap on the story, it will beget more
of those stories. I knew that because I tapped on
some stories because I felt I had to pay homage
and people were telling me that their pets were dying,
and I tapped on it because I thought I need
to bear witness to people's pain.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And then I just got more and more and more
and more. You have to that's the thing. If you're
if you're.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Curious for one second, yep, as you know when you
got in trouble. If you're curious for one second, suddenly
you're down that silo. But so I'm getting people who
just too much information. This is the TMI channel I
must be watching.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's what it is like. And I get a lot
of salad recip I get a lot of big busty
girls tending to silos, Yes, which, but do you like
the bust or the silo? I like grain, I like
it all so in your wild oats Brendan A.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Fonzie.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, kids, that's it for today. That was John Cy
and the Man's coming. Going for that tomorrow for some
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