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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Everybody stop, man, that's cutting real floor.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Everybody stop, man, that's gotten real flood.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's the county room flood.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
It's cutting room floor time.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
And are you going to sing again? No? No cutting
room floor time.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
If you want to sing, you can.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I wish I could. Can you sing? You can sing,
you can hold a night.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I can sing, I can dance, dance, I can see.
I'm a hum.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Auditioned for that. It takes two takes.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
They called me, Oh, they really want you on this show.
Bloody hell, they got me on there. I was saying,
they got you for the audition, for the audition, and
they bloody what song did you sing?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Another Saturday night?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And I ain't got Is that how you no do
it normally?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Another Saturday night? And I ain't got nobody. I got
some money because I just got paid. And how a
we sho had someone to talk to?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
South's commercial awful? Actually you can hold a tune anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
They pursued, pursued, pursued, and then my agent rang and said, oh, sorry,
they're not interested.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
They're going to pass and piss off.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
They they would, are you?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I wasn't like queuing up to go on the show.
They rang not once, not twice, but thrice.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
It takes two. It takes two fingers to tell them
how you feel.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Well, where's that show?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, old, they'n't fighting words, Brendan.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I lucky. I've got this for now.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Well, speaking of of jobs, it's interesting when you see
someone who does a job that you use all the time,
but it never curts to you that someone actually does
that job. Well, I've just said doesn't make a lot
of sense. But have a listen to what this girl's
job is.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm Lander Fontaine and I'm a capture photographer. A capture
if you don't know what it is is, it's a
test to see if you're a human or if you're
a freaking robot. Grasswocks, bikes, motorcycles, car busus a big
old man. Now.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I haven't done that one yet, but I could.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I have a bachelor in camera and a minor in
philosophy from Stanford and Yale University.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Someone does capture.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Someone does the capture that capture stuff. It's when your
phone or your computer says to you, are you a robot?
And it might say pick the cars in this grid,
and some of them will have a tiny bit of car.
Some won't have cars or pick the traffic lights and
your eyes are going Is that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
A traffic light? Is that a set of stairs? I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Someone told me, I don't know if it's true that
they'll you'll pass either way. They just want you to
hold on for longer they can get more of your data.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I don't know if that's true. That's could be an urban.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I like the box. Are you a robot? Yes? I
am ida.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You got me banged two rides. Will Robinson.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Is we.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I was at a function and I met a guy
that works on elevators for Otis's his career going up
very good. He's an Otis elevator guy and he was
just talking about it. He was so passionate about it.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What does he do?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
He's the guy that they call when the lift breaks down,
So you know, when you're in the lift and there's
that number you call that goes to a like a
data base like where someone like an operator, and then
they do him how important the crisis is, and then
they'll send out him.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
He's on call twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So he's a technician.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, yeah, a mechanic and he goes out and gets
you out of the lift.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
So he's the one that would see you when he
turns up if you've wet your pants eaten someone.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
That's what I said, And he said it happens a lot, but.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
You got to do a Pooh and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Well yeah, yeah, he said he has seen that. But
did you ask? Did? I did, because there was a
bid where he said to me, he said, sorry, I'm
just going on a bed.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
This too much. I said, no, no, no, I'll get
you another beer. Let's keep talking.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And then the end and I think he walked away
from me because my question, can we have no more
questions about Pooh?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Sex and the ladder?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And the lift wasn't even broken.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He never caught anyone having sex in the lift, but
he did on the camera because the lifts as well,
they have to have a sign. If you get into
a lift, it's got to have a sign saying whether
it's got a camera?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Do ourse have one?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
This one in the new building does. Yes, this is
all good. Now we've been here for a year.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
What that's the only place I have sex. But he
was fascinating, and you know what I really loved about it.
He was so passionate about his work.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's the thing I think when you meet someone and
they're really into it.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Was it's the stuff of our lives, but you don't
picture something actually doing that.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Small that, not a small but that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
But it's an important part. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I've been on an aeroplane once and a man came
up to me and said, I was in the room
and you had your hip replaced.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
He's a surgeon.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
No, he's the guy who provides the hip.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
He just makes the hip.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yeah, he's a representative from the hip company drops the
hip off.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I guess he sounds like a bit of a celebrity.
He just wanted to get there and look.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
At your because it's a very intimate procedure. DECI didn't
know how to feel that he'd been in that room. Goodness,
I know, it's it's confronting.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I wondered who that guy was because it was in
the room, because I was.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
There and the tenth caller through when we had a competition.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Amanda's bits.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You have made me incredibly uncomfortable. I wish you were
Are you a robot?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Is this a bit? And and this bit? Now? Okay, kids, that's.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
It for today.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Come back tomorrow for more joy and a man's gutting
room for