July 12, 2024 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Everybody, here's some more joy, and as.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's choosy, and here is a cutting room floor. That's
a sign I prepared. You don't know what it's called.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's a cool cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You know. Selfies are an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I look at a lot of things online about people
taking selfies and then people dying because they're taking selfies.
Does anyone really care? It's about everyone's become like a
content provider. You and I have been doing this for
a long time, and we've been content providers.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But it's not even about being an outward content provider
and telling other people your thoughts. It's as if a
moment hasn't happened unless other people see you having that moment. True,
everything has to be chronicled. Living the moment on its
own doesn't seem to be enough.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But when Sir Edmund Hinders Hillary walked to the top
of Mount Everest while they climbed this walk up, we're
tens were tensing. He said, excuse me, do I look
fat while you take a selfie of me?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That that's the different thing, isn't it. You're taking a
photo of him? He INTENSI were the only ones there,
and a shopping trolley and some Martians. But that's how
I remember it. Now, have you seen the footage of
when people get to the top, they have their photo
taken at the summit. You look back down and there's
a that fills me with horror. Hundreds of people waiting
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on this cliff in the freezing cold to get and
get their photo taken at the summit. And to get
to the summit as well as having a photo taken.
They're two separate things. But the idea of being on
the side of a cliff, it's freezing cold, you've got
low visibility, the light's about to change, low oxygen, low oxygen.
If you don't summit by a certain time, you have
(02:15):
to come back down. So the pressure on get up there,
get your photo, get out. And these days they have
to carry pooh bags the mount Everest. The people who
all the climbers taken on man Everest have been told
by the Nepalese government they have to pick up their
own pooh. So climbers are given two odorless excrement bags
before sitting foot on this mountain and they have to
(02:37):
come back down with them.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh God, and people, is it true? When people go
up there? I had the story about a guy and
his wife. They went up there, the wife died in
the queue, and then the guy had to come back
and leave the wife up there.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There's body is still strewn along the mountain side. That's
the risk you take in doing it. My brother who's
done Kakoda, his knees are completely staffed. He wants to
He said, we'd love to go to base camp. I
can't think of anything else. I've been to the Himalayas.
But his stories with beyond two thousand I do sound
like a tool, but we chop it in no way.
I'm hiking up that thing.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah you're smart, Yeah, I'm smart. At that base camp?
What's that's pretty high? Still isn't And you can cart
get a base camp.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You can can't get anywhere along there. You can get
altitude sickness, you know, at sea level. So this is
show made that up. I don't know if that's true.
But some people get it good level, you can. But
some people get altitude sickness at the top. Some get
it at base camp, some get it the minute you
arrive in the country.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Matter of fact, I got it now.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
The reason I'm talking about this, there's a story that
we didn't talk about on the show, and.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I wish we did.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Two tourists have thrown punches over trying to get the
perfect selfie position when they're at the top of Man every.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm surprised this happened. Hasn't happened to So with all of.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This, with the big queue and the poo bag and
the lack.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Of oxygen, the day ending quick, hurry up everyone.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So you get to the top and then they're having
a punch on because.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Rightly who was here first?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know, I want to get the better hurry I
may get your picture, and the other person's going veggy
fingers that up top.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I look, if it was me, I'd be saying to
my husband, no, I don't like that one. Take another
take I look fat, Take another one. Take another one.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
These people, these people, these people will believe to be
Chinese simultaneously converged on the viewing platforms.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think a little viewing platform thing there as well.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, this is the first time there's so many people
there now because they've opened the Tibetan side, the first
time I've opened that since pandemic times. And so that's
why there's so many more people say have come in
from the other side.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is Tibet Is that the Tibetan side is that easier?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know, geez, I swing a punch at you
if you said so.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, Well, because it's like here in Australia Mount Kosiosco.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
If you go from the New.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
South Wales side as opposed to the Victorian site, it's
easier to get Mount Cosiosco than the other side, which
makes me wonder if you know, perhaps Sir Edmund Hillary
should have said, you know, I might go to the
Tibetan side.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There's a travelator that goes up there.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There's a gift shop tends don't say word can't get a.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Fridge magnet, and they're all made in China, so it's
quite easy to get.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well. Imagine that you may go to all that effort.
You can see why tempers flare. Who'd have the energy
to throw a punch? I don't know. But women were
joining in too. People started. Two men started punching each
other as they roll around on the platform at the top,
and then there's other woman tries to pull them apart
and she starts kicking them. Police had to intervene. Imagine, please, hey, guys,
(05:32):
there's a call from the top of the mountain. Can
you go up and sort that out?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So the police had to go up the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Put down their donuts and get up there.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And two of girls there as well.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh how exhausting. But I hope they put their poo
in a bag.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Chohnceyentlemen does cutting them full? It's time for podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hello, it's kind of a depressing story. We're talking about
to Dow in the podcast Sydney real Estate since how
crazy this is an enclosed balcony in the city CBD
has been listed online as a room to rent for
three hundred and sixty a week. You know what about
that song John English saying Hollywood's seven You can dream
(06:13):
your dreams for seven bucks a night. Yeah, that was
cheaper than this.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
She got murdered by a crazy person if you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Put it like that. But that wasn't in the real
estate ad.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You should mention that this is what we're living with
at the moment because we're taking in too much migration
and at the same time, we're not building the infrastructure.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was watching it, so we're not building infrastructure because
we're just building building. It's the only industry that's thriving.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, this is what the problem is. I'm just putting
on my hard hat. Actually I'm not going to wear
a hard hat because there's nothing going to fall on
my head. What happens is all the government, their government
or the das, all those things.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
They're caught up in red.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Tape, so we don't allow the various places to be built. So,
for example, there's a place in Blacktown, a street there
which has got a bunch of Housing Commission homes if
you want to call them, about four or five together.
They're nice homes anyway, they want to get rid of
them because they're all fibrow ones.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I want to put up these units.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's all well and good this, of course, except these
houses have been abandoned now for close on three years.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Why why are they abandoned? There's so much need for
government house.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
They've got the old tenants out and said, oh, we're
building new ones.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Here and haven't started and they're dicking around.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So listen, you dumb ass bureaucrats, pull your finger out
of your asses and have a.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Look what's going on.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's all well and good to get all this migration. Oh,
let's populate or perish. That's all well and good, but
if you're taking seven hundred and fifty thousand people in
a year, which we've done in the last fiscal year,
you've got to have somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
To put them.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But also I think people are caught between a rock
and a hard place that push for the Australian dream
to own your own home without the bank of mum
and dad. Practically that's not going to happen, and we
don't support anyone in the rental system. One in four
Australian's rents like a quarter of Australian's rent and we
send to ignore them. If you rent in Europe, you
(08:02):
can rent for your whole life and you have security.
You know your kids are going to go the same school.
Here you get kicked out after two years because someone's
going to flip that house and buy something else or whatever.
Our rental market is dreadful, as seeing here three hundred
and sixty dollars a week to rent a balcony, So
you can't win as a buyer and you can't win
as a renter.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who's winning Who's winning?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And every day on the news we're hearing, oh the
cost of living crisis, where people can't get into the
housing industry. The next news story will be which suburbs
are performing best. So we're still fueled by this real
estate fervor of how much money we're making. We're very unattractive.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
All made from Like's listings, driving around and he's a
Lamborghinis selling these incredibly expensive waterfront mansions in the eastern
suburbs from one rich person to another rich person. And
then we've got terrible stories, as you say, about someone
living on a balcony. It's all part of the great
tapestry of the country we live in. But also this
is everywhere around the world. This is worldwide. Is housing crisis.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, this place here advertising in case you're interested, fully furniture,
it says, fully furnished, sunny room, fully furnished. All that
fits in. There is a bed three to sixty per
week including bills, share a bathroom with only one person
ready to move in. Now easy to go anywhere. So
you can see a photo of it. Here. There's glass
sliding doors separating the balcony from this unit, so pretty
(09:22):
much you're sleeping on a balcony.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You're on a balcony.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Wow. You can also rent the room next to it
if you'd like, yep, for four hundred and ninety five.
So you're going to be sleeping on a balcony while
someone who's renting for nearly five hundred dollars a week
is in the room next to you.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So if you got it all together, it'd be seven
hundred bucks for that one little I'm presuming it's just
the bedroom in the bow y.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, the room comes furnished room with a single bed,
a chest of drawers, and blinds and a rug of
what looks pretty much like a tiled floor, because it
is a balcony.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
People, so piky bag of my day, you had a
box and you are happy with it and luxury. You know.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
When I first started flatting with my friend, she reminded
me of this the other day. Ow we were earning
I think three hundred dollars a week. We're working at
Simon Town's Into Wonderworld, and our rent might have been
forty bucks something like that, And so we had this
disposable income to muck around with her in her early twenties.
We didn't think about saving. We spent it on stuff.
But you could live like that, and if you wanted to,
(10:21):
you could save money. The cost of living means you
can't pay those exorbitant rents or mortgages, plus have a
life and plus save.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So this is our message to the government. Stop digging
around with immigration. If you're going to bring people in,
we understand populat or perish as we said before. But
at the same time, you've got to talk to your
other departments. So the people that rubber stamp buildings housing
things like that are lesser than nimby stuff not in
my backyard.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Perhaps people will be a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
More less gum trees in the city. Maybe just put
some stuff up, build some places.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, I don't know what the solution is, but this
should be all hands on deck because this is a christ.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
In the meantime, I've got a balcony for rand you
do you yes?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Please?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Pot planned lovely. That's the toy Man.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Doubles is the toilet and your drug making mechanisms.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Has done?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Mo?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Fuck? Are you reading book?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm gonna ask you a question, yes, anything you like?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Do you watch a lot of pornography?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Don't answer me that question. No, I don't. As a rule,
you know, sometimes I do like as you watch a lot.
Sometimes I dabble in it, but no, I don't. As
I get older, I feel that I don't know. It's
a I don't know. I feel that I and why
are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well? The reason I'm asking is that Spain has introduced.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
God Spain, my search history, what would be on it?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
What kind.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Women? What do you watch?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Porn? What's happened here? It's a Spanish government has introduced
a porn passport, and I think other countries might take
the same idea. What it is is an electronic idea
digital certificate that contains your personal information, and the desire
is the idea is to prevent those who are underage
from being able to access stuff that they should. Oh
(12:28):
that's good, yeah, yeah yeah. So what happens is you
get a porn passport, you have your credentials verified, they
check out your credentials, film it. Apparently it's a tougher
barrier to crack all the language is there than simply
ticking a box to say you're over eighteen. So it's
a digital wallet app and the data remains on your device.
(12:50):
So what you get this is how the system works.
At the moment you verify your identity and you get
issued with a pack of thirty token each one is
each one's valid for thirty days. That can be used
to get you onto point.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Thirty tokens over thirty days. Thirty tokens, and each token
is worth thirty days. My maths ain't that great, but
that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's a lot of porn.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, apparently what happens then is the way you'll be identified.
The way this could be embarrassing for you. Let's cut
to the chase is if you have a very heavy
porn habit and you start getting alerts on your phone
that you need more tokens, ah and other people might
find out that information if you've gone through that many tokens,
(13:39):
is each token just for one thing you look at
might just be for each site, So it's not like
a day's worth is one token each site might be
one token, yeah, each experience. So they're saying, even though
this could be embarrassing having these alerts going off saying
you've run out of your pawn tokens, there's not a
(14:00):
inmit to the number of tokens you can claim. You
just get alerted that you need more. More for your passport.
I want if you have your photo take don't smile.
Go at the chemist. I need a photo for my
porn passport. What face shall I pull? I think you've
pulled enough, mate, This is a token effort. Remind me
(14:21):
to switch the notifications up on my phone. That would
be funny if I didn't watch a lot of pH
wouldn't it if you were someone other than you?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Just answer the question, Ken, No, you don't watch a lot,
so you watch porn.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
This isn't a venue for this discussion about me.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's not Are you sure sure?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The microphones?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
What country is this? The microphones?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I suppose this is the domain of men, secret skills
that prove of no vage to anyone else but themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, this isn't more raw dogging or something. We spoke
about this the other day about men. It's always men
who go on planes and just watch the as if
it's a giant feet of strength to not watch a
movie or put your EarPods in. You're just looking at
the flight path. Yeah, good on you, mate.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Men love feets of strength. That's why we're about that.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Guy who spoke about the other day, who eats raw
chicken to see how far he can go before he
gets sick.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's what men do.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
The late doctor Michael Moseley, he used to eat tapeworms
to see what it would do to his gut.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But that was for scientific research, not just for showing off.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Men are curious, That's what they do. That's why men
landed on the moon.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's why men die earlier than women.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Possibly, what about this story?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
And Idaho man throws chopsticks at balloons for his one
hundred and eightieth world record.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So is he trying to burst balloons by throwing chopsticks
at them?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
See they're very blunt, aren't they?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Chopsticks very good? You've done this before.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I see, I tried this world record some years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You throw the chopstick.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
He threw chopsticks at fifty five balloons in one minute
to break a Guinness World record.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I can burst balloons in a minute.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, but with chop six.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So he threw chopsticks out.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
He threw chopsticks at the balloons from how far away?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like, they're very blunt. Chops are going to be hard
to burst a balloon. Is he the only one in
the world that's ever attempted it?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, he managed to. So he's had this he's given
this a few a few goes. He's a serial record breaker.
Apparently his name's David Rush, remember that name. So this
is his one hundred and eightieth title.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
So if he goes for this title and he hasn't
kept the title, that means that other people beat him.
He has to do it again. So more than one
person spends time practicing throwing chopsticks at a balloon.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yep, So he broke twenty four balloons one time, and
then someone came along and popped twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Then David Rush said, that's not going to happen on
my watch.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So he went on to burst forty one balloons, but
lost it again to a could break who managed to
pop forty seven.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So you know how long it took him to prepare
for this?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
A minute?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Two months preparing? Does he have a family for his
latest attempt?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Can you prepare just practice showing a chop stick?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
But do you know how many chopsticks it took to
how would you imagine to break fifty balloons? How many
chopsticks do you think would take to break that? One hundred,
ten thousand chopsticks?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Every Chinese restaurant Idaho is going we've got none. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
He would practice out in his backyard into the night,
embarrassing chopsticks into cardboard boxes to fine tune his speed
and aim.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And there's his wife.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Is there anything more attractive? I've got a list.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And now he's done it. He's done it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So he's been spoken about on our show now And
this is.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
His one hundred and eightieth concurrently held title. So he
has other titles, one hundred and eighty of them.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
What else is it done? You and I've broken the world?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We've done too.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
For those that don't know we did. Our radio show
underwater were the longest radio show to be broadcast underwater.
We didn't the shark tank at Sydney Aquarium. Yes, we
had to we We didn't even have time to get
out of the tank to do weez. We had to weaken.
We in the shower tank.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The shower tank.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's how I practiced in the backyard. I weed into
a balloon, we weed in the in the shark tank.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That tank was overflowing by the end of the tank.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And what was our second The pearl lemon shark wasn't
a lemon shark at the start?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What about our second one. It was for how many
people could eat young char This is during China year.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, but that was twenty just before the pandemic twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
To break the world record, people had to eat two
of one kind of one of the other. Something like
that was very small.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I had to eat three pieces of youm chart. It
was the most people simultaneously eating yum chat.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
How hard can it be? They filled out form saying
I understand that I have to eat from three dumplings.
I understand. I accept If no one had to pay,
it was all free. Was put on this big thing.
But we said again and again to break the world record,
you have to bite out of three separate dumplings.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
All we had to do was a two of the
three dumplings.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's right, That's how it went.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
At the end of the session we got the record.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
By the way, only just the marshals from Guinness World
Record said that like something like forty seven percent of
people didn't even do that. They had to sit were
told you had to sit down. Some of them just
stood up, didn't take any notice of any of that,
and some of them didn't eat the required amount. How
hard is it to sit down and eat a freedom dumpling.
We almost didn't break the record.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Because you think the idiots are the ones breaking the records,
or is it the idiots that participating in the records
when you get other people to participate in your folly,
when you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
See those people who eat seventy eight hot dogs in
a nanos second. All we asked was people to sit
on a chair, yes, and eat a bite out of
a dimmer.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It wasn't even a time limited thing. It was a
reasonable time limited thing. It wasn't like you had to
eat three dumplings in twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
We could have made it easier for you. And then
at the end people ran off and took all the
table decorations. Successful day or it was like.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was like May Day looting.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I know, people taking his Chinese lamps and all sorts
of things.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Someone ran off with you.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I've only just returned.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Hey, everybody, it's time for Josey and Manda's curtain room.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
For you know. I've been around the sun a few times,
and I felt that I saw everything, or had seen everything,
until I witnessed the story of butt chugging.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Wow, let's get to it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
The story.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
The story to me, I've seen it and I've seen
some photos. Talk me through it, Brandon.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The US couple has gone hypervirl. This is the thing
after a video of them attempting to use a funnel
to butt chug a margarita. This isn't in the privacy
of their own home.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Which would be unusual enough.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I would have thought it's at a Mexican restaurant. It's
come up on social media.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, so what happens? The woman Mary can be seen
on all fours. Her husband is holding a big funnel.
He inserts it into her board book and then pause
a margarita into it. You know, imagine going out to dinner.
Let's go to dinner. Let's have this's got our local
(21:34):
Mexican it's clinker glasses. Have some margaritas.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Next minute, one margarita.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's being poured up your bum in the public.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Let's jump through all the steps.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
What's going on. Well, apparently the restaurants had to issue
a statement saying we'd like to make it clear that
this behavior is unacceptable, doesn't reflect our restaurant values, et cetera,
et cetera. But someone we spoke to all.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What are their vees? Is the restaurant values restaurants value.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
They prefer to put a sulcer up there bum.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
If you've got a sulcer up your bum, you know
it's a bit yeah, and you've got to consult the doctor.
There's a lot of red there, a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Someone we know said that they were at a function
at a party, yep, where a guy did this with
a beer in front of his mates. Just puts a
funnel in. And also it's not good for you because yes,
it gets you drunk faster, which is why they do it,
because it's so those the veins and things around there.
The membranes are so porous that yes, it could absorb.
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Very cool.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
This is the it's probably an urban myth, but let's
go along with it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Stevie Nicks used to get a roady to administer the
cocaine through that passage because her nasal cavities had been affected.
And apparently the membranes option the membranes in uranus are
pretty much the same as the membranes in your nose.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, I didn't know that. I think it don't have
to blow your nose all the time, but yes, it
does get you drunk. Faster and decreases the risk of vomit.
But but it can increase the risk of alcohol poisoning
because it goes instantly into your bloodstream. So alcohol enimals
they're called, are known as you say, but chugging or buffing.
Be aware if someone says do you want to buff?
(23:13):
Say no? So this is inserting alcohol drinks into the
rectum through the anus to bypast the body's metabolizing process.
It's dangerous, they say no, at least to alcohol poisoning,
tissue damage, infections, and long term health problems.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Can I just say I've missed the anus boat.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
With the margarita? Do you still put sold around the rim?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Do you think that's weird?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And let's hope you do.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
How about this? Look I'm handing? You had a handout?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I like handouts. Now what's this called?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
This person? There's a company, there's a woman. Let's explain
what's happening here. She's on her back with her legs
in the air, exposing her buttocks to a medical professional. Weirdly,
this isn't a medical professional. It's a chocolate tear. That's
willy wonker, like the linked chocolate ear. Yeah, and what
he is doing. He's it's a company called edible As
(24:03):
what's wrong, And they mold chocolate to your bottom hole.
So then it's called edible Aus pure milk chocolate. And
then you have these chocolates that are in the shape
of your bottom and then you hand them out rates
the same thing, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Can you is it all chocolate or can you get white?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You get white chocolate, you can get milk chocolate, you
can get dark brown chocolate.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Come on, the.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Embarrassment of going to you know, come on, look at
that's a full medical procedure. But the guy's read casually.
This guy with a beer, dressed in scrubs like he's
a medical professional.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
He looks like a road from zz Top.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
But he's dressed like a medical profession. He's got gloves,
he's got the mask and all that. And she's there
just exposing a bum and he's going to poor chop.
They feel nice having the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, that's where it starts. Choco for Christmas. So it's
like your it's your box of favorites.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's your box of favorites when you don't know what
to bring.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Thank you very much for my missus. Thank you very much,
thank you, very very very much.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Wow, it's Josie and Maaska. Okay, kids, that's.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
It for the day.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Come back tomorrow for more Jonesie
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And an Amanda's Cutting Room Book.
Everybody, here's some more joy, and as.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's choosy, and here is a cutting room floor. That's
a sign I prepared. You don't know what it's called.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's a cool cutting room floor.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You know. Selfies are an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I look at a lot of things online about people
taking selfies and then people dying because they're taking selfies.
Does anyone really care? It's about everyone's become like a
content provider. You and I have been doing this for
a long time, and we've been content providers.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But it's not even about being an outward content provider
and telling other people your thoughts. It's as if a
moment hasn't happened unless other people see you having that moment. True,
everything has to be chronicled. Living the moment on its
own doesn't seem to be enough.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But when Sir Edmund Hinders Hillary walked to the top
of Mount Everest while they climbed this walk up, we're
tens were tensing. He said, excuse me, do I look
fat while you take a selfie of me?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That that's the different thing, isn't it. You're taking a
photo of him? He INTENSI were the only ones there,
and a shopping trolley and some Martians. But that's how
I remember it. Now, have you seen the footage of
when people get to the top, they have their photo
taken at the summit. You look back down and there's
a that fills me with horror. Hundreds of people waiting
(01:55):
on this cliff in the freezing cold to get and
get their photo taken at the summit. And to get
to the summit as well as having a photo taken.
They're two separate things. But the idea of being on
the side of a cliff, it's freezing cold, you've got
low visibility, the light's about to change, low oxygen, low oxygen.
If you don't summit by a certain time, you have
(02:15):
to come back down. So the pressure on get up there,
get your photo, get out. And these days they have
to carry pooh bags the mount Everest. The people who
all the climbers taken on man Everest have been told
by the Nepalese government they have to pick up their
own pooh. So climbers are given two odorless excrement bags
before sitting foot on this mountain and they have to
(02:37):
come back down with them.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh God, and people, is it true? When people go
up there? I had the story about a guy and
his wife. They went up there, the wife died in
the queue, and then the guy had to come back
and leave the wife up there.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There's body is still strewn along the mountain side. That's
the risk you take in doing it. My brother who's
done Kakoda, his knees are completely staffed. He wants to
He said, we'd love to go to base camp. I
can't think of anything else. I've been to the Himalayas.
But his stories with beyond two thousand I do sound
like a tool, but we chop it in no way.
I'm hiking up that thing.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah you're smart, Yeah, I'm smart. At that base camp?
What's that's pretty high? Still isn't And you can cart
get a base camp.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You can can't get anywhere along there. You can get
altitude sickness, you know, at sea level. So this is
show made that up. I don't know if that's true.
But some people get it good level, you can. But
some people get altitude sickness at the top. Some get
it at base camp, some get it the minute you
arrive in the country.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Matter of fact, I got it now.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
The reason I'm talking about this, there's a story that
we didn't talk about on the show, and.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I wish we did.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Two tourists have thrown punches over trying to get the
perfect selfie position when they're at the top of Man every.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm surprised this happened. Hasn't happened to So with all of.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
This, with the big queue and the poo bag and
the lack.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Of oxygen, the day ending quick, hurry up everyone.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So you get to the top and then they're having
a punch on because.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Rightly who was here first?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know, I want to get the better hurry I
may get your picture, and the other person's going veggy
fingers that up top.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I look, if it was me, I'd be saying to
my husband, no, I don't like that one. Take another
take I look fat, Take another one. Take another one.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
These people, these people, these people will believe to be
Chinese simultaneously converged on the viewing platforms.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I think a little viewing platform thing there as well.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, this is the first time there's so many people
there now because they've opened the Tibetan side, the first
time I've opened that since pandemic times. And so that's
why there's so many more people say have come in
from the other side.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is Tibet Is that the Tibetan side is that easier?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't know, geez, I swing a punch at you
if you said so.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, Well, because it's like here in Australia Mount Kosiosco.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
If you go from the New.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
South Wales side as opposed to the Victorian site, it's
easier to get Mount Cosiosco than the other side, which
makes me wonder if you know, perhaps Sir Edmund Hillary
should have said, you know, I might go to the
Tibetan side.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There's a travelator that goes up there.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There's a gift shop tends don't say word can't get a.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Fridge magnet, and they're all made in China, so it's
quite easy to get.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well. Imagine that you may go to all that effort.
You can see why tempers flare. Who'd have the energy
to throw a punch? I don't know. But women were
joining in too. People started. Two men started punching each
other as they roll around on the platform at the top,
and then there's other woman tries to pull them apart
and she starts kicking them. Police had to intervene. Imagine, please, hey, guys,
(05:32):
there's a call from the top of the mountain. Can
you go up and sort that out?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
So the police had to go up the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Put down their donuts and get up there.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And two of girls there as well.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh how exhausting. But I hope they put their poo
in a bag.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Chohnceyentlemen does cutting them full? It's time for podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hello, it's kind of a depressing story. We're talking about
to Dow in the podcast Sydney real Estate since how
crazy this is an enclosed balcony in the city CBD
has been listed online as a room to rent for
three hundred and sixty a week. You know what about
that song John English saying Hollywood's seven You can dream
(06:13):
your dreams for seven bucks a night. Yeah, that was
cheaper than this.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
She got murdered by a crazy person if you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Put it like that. But that wasn't in the real
estate ad.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You should mention that this is what we're living with
at the moment because we're taking in too much migration
and at the same time, we're not building the infrastructure.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was watching it, so we're not building infrastructure because
we're just building building. It's the only industry that's thriving.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, this is what the problem is. I'm just putting
on my hard hat. Actually I'm not going to wear
a hard hat because there's nothing going to fall on
my head. What happens is all the government, their government
or the das, all those things.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
They're caught up in red.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Tape, so we don't allow the various places to be built. So,
for example, there's a place in Blacktown, a street there
which has got a bunch of Housing Commission homes if
you want to call them, about four or five together.
They're nice homes anyway, they want to get rid of
them because they're all fibrow ones.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I want to put up these units.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's all well and good this, of course, except these
houses have been abandoned now for close on three years.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Why why are they abandoned? There's so much need for
government house.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
They've got the old tenants out and said, oh, we're
building new ones.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Here and haven't started and they're dicking around.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So listen, you dumb ass bureaucrats, pull your finger out
of your asses and have a.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Look what's going on.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's all well and good to get all this migration. Oh,
let's populate or perish. That's all well and good, but
if you're taking seven hundred and fifty thousand people in
a year, which we've done in the last fiscal year,
you've got to have somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
To put them.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But also I think people are caught between a rock
and a hard place that push for the Australian dream
to own your own home without the bank of mum
and dad. Practically that's not going to happen, and we
don't support anyone in the rental system. One in four
Australian's rents like a quarter of Australian's rent and we
send to ignore them. If you rent in Europe, you
(08:02):
can rent for your whole life and you have security.
You know your kids are going to go the same school.
Here you get kicked out after two years because someone's
going to flip that house and buy something else or whatever.
Our rental market is dreadful, as seeing here three hundred
and sixty dollars a week to rent a balcony, So
you can't win as a buyer and you can't win
as a renter.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who's winning Who's winning?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And every day on the news we're hearing, oh the
cost of living crisis, where people can't get into the
housing industry. The next news story will be which suburbs
are performing best. So we're still fueled by this real
estate fervor of how much money we're making. We're very unattractive.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
All made from Like's listings, driving around and he's a
Lamborghinis selling these incredibly expensive waterfront mansions in the eastern
suburbs from one rich person to another rich person. And
then we've got terrible stories, as you say, about someone
living on a balcony. It's all part of the great
tapestry of the country we live in. But also this
is everywhere around the world. This is worldwide. Is housing crisis.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, this place here advertising in case you're interested, fully furniture,
it says, fully furnished, sunny room, fully furnished. All that
fits in. There is a bed three to sixty per
week including bills, share a bathroom with only one person
ready to move in. Now easy to go anywhere. So
you can see a photo of it. Here. There's glass
sliding doors separating the balcony from this unit, so pretty
(09:22):
much you're sleeping on a balcony.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You're on a balcony.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Wow. You can also rent the room next to it
if you'd like, yep, for four hundred and ninety five.
So you're going to be sleeping on a balcony while
someone who's renting for nearly five hundred dollars a week
is in the room next to you.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
So if you got it all together, it'd be seven
hundred bucks for that one little I'm presuming it's just
the bedroom in the bow y.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, the room comes furnished room with a single bed,
a chest of drawers, and blinds and a rug of
what looks pretty much like a tiled floor, because it
is a balcony.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
People, so piky bag of my day, you had a
box and you are happy with it and luxury. You know.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
When I first started flatting with my friend, she reminded
me of this the other day. Ow we were earning
I think three hundred dollars a week. We're working at
Simon Town's Into Wonderworld, and our rent might have been
forty bucks something like that, And so we had this
disposable income to muck around with her in her early twenties.
We didn't think about saving. We spent it on stuff.
But you could live like that, and if you wanted to,
(10:21):
you could save money. The cost of living means you
can't pay those exorbitant rents or mortgages, plus have a
life and plus save.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So this is our message to the government. Stop digging
around with immigration. If you're going to bring people in,
we understand populat or perish as we said before. But
at the same time, you've got to talk to your
other departments. So the people that rubber stamp buildings housing
things like that are lesser than nimby stuff not in
my backyard.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Perhaps people will be a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
More less gum trees in the city. Maybe just put
some stuff up, build some places.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, I don't know what the solution is, but this
should be all hands on deck because this is a christ.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
In the meantime, I've got a balcony for rand you
do you yes?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Please?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Pot planned lovely. That's the toy Man.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Doubles is the toilet and your drug making mechanisms.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Has done?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Mo?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Fuck? Are you reading book?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm gonna ask you a question, yes, anything you like?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Do you watch a lot of pornography?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Don't answer me that question. No, I don't. As a rule,
you know, sometimes I do like as you watch a lot.
Sometimes I dabble in it, but no, I don't. As
I get older, I feel that I don't know. It's
a I don't know. I feel that I and why
are we doing this?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well? The reason I'm asking is that Spain has introduced.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
God Spain, my search history, what would be on it?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
What kind.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Women? What do you watch?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Porn? What's happened here? It's a Spanish government has introduced
a porn passport, and I think other countries might take
the same idea. What it is is an electronic idea
digital certificate that contains your personal information, and the desire
is the idea is to prevent those who are underage
from being able to access stuff that they should. Oh
(12:28):
that's good, yeah, yeah yeah. So what happens is you
get a porn passport, you have your credentials verified, they
check out your credentials, film it. Apparently it's a tougher
barrier to crack all the language is there than simply
ticking a box to say you're over eighteen. So it's
a digital wallet app and the data remains on your device.
(12:50):
So what you get this is how the system works.
At the moment you verify your identity and you get
issued with a pack of thirty token each one is
each one's valid for thirty days. That can be used
to get you onto point.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Thirty tokens over thirty days. Thirty tokens, and each token
is worth thirty days. My maths ain't that great, but
that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's a lot of porn.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Well, apparently what happens then is the way you'll be identified.
The way this could be embarrassing for you. Let's cut
to the chase is if you have a very heavy
porn habit and you start getting alerts on your phone
that you need more tokens, ah and other people might
find out that information if you've gone through that many tokens,
(13:39):
is each token just for one thing you look at
might just be for each site, So it's not like
a day's worth is one token each site might be
one token, yeah, each experience. So they're saying, even though
this could be embarrassing having these alerts going off saying
you've run out of your pawn tokens, there's not a
(14:00):
inmit to the number of tokens you can claim. You
just get alerted that you need more. More for your passport.
I want if you have your photo take don't smile.
Go at the chemist. I need a photo for my
porn passport. What face shall I pull? I think you've
pulled enough, mate, This is a token effort. Remind me
(14:21):
to switch the notifications up on my phone. That would
be funny if I didn't watch a lot of pH
wouldn't it if you were someone other than you?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Just answer the question, Ken, No, you don't watch a lot,
so you watch porn.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
This isn't a venue for this discussion about me.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's not Are you sure sure?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The microphones?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
What country is this? The microphones?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I suppose this is the domain of men, secret skills
that prove of no vage to anyone else but themselves.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, this isn't more raw dogging or something. We spoke
about this the other day about men. It's always men
who go on planes and just watch the as if
it's a giant feet of strength to not watch a
movie or put your EarPods in. You're just looking at
the flight path. Yeah, good on you, mate.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Men love feets of strength. That's why we're about that.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Guy who spoke about the other day, who eats raw
chicken to see how far he can go before he
gets sick.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's what men do.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
The late doctor Michael Moseley, he used to eat tapeworms
to see what it would do to his gut.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But that was for scientific research, not just for showing off.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Men are curious, That's what they do. That's why men
landed on the moon.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's why men die earlier than women.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Possibly, what about this story?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
And Idaho man throws chopsticks at balloons for his one
hundred and eightieth world record.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
So is he trying to burst balloons by throwing chopsticks
at them?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
See they're very blunt, aren't they?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Chopsticks very good? You've done this before.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I see, I tried this world record some years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You throw the chopstick.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
He threw chopsticks at fifty five balloons in one minute
to break a Guinness World record.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I can burst balloons in a minute.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, but with chop six.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So he threw chopsticks out.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
He threw chopsticks at the balloons from how far away?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like, they're very blunt. Chops are going to be hard
to burst a balloon. Is he the only one in
the world that's ever attempted it?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
No, he managed to. So he's had this he's given
this a few a few goes. He's a serial record breaker.
Apparently his name's David Rush, remember that name. So this
is his one hundred and eightieth title.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
So if he goes for this title and he hasn't
kept the title, that means that other people beat him.
He has to do it again. So more than one
person spends time practicing throwing chopsticks at a balloon.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yep, So he broke twenty four balloons one time, and
then someone came along and popped twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Then David Rush said, that's not going to happen on
my watch.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So he went on to burst forty one balloons, but
lost it again to a could break who managed to
pop forty seven.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So you know how long it took him to prepare
for this?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
A minute?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Two months preparing? Does he have a family for his
latest attempt?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Can you prepare just practice showing a chop stick?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
But do you know how many chopsticks it took to
how would you imagine to break fifty balloons? How many
chopsticks do you think would take to break that? One hundred,
ten thousand chopsticks?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Every Chinese restaurant Idaho is going we've got none. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
He would practice out in his backyard into the night,
embarrassing chopsticks into cardboard boxes to fine tune his speed
and aim.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And there's his wife.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Is there anything more attractive? I've got a list.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And now he's done it. He's done it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So he's been spoken about on our show now And
this is.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
His one hundred and eightieth concurrently held title. So he
has other titles, one hundred and eighty of them.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
What else is it done? You and I've broken the world?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We've done too.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
For those that don't know we did. Our radio show
underwater were the longest radio show to be broadcast underwater.
We didn't the shark tank at Sydney Aquarium. Yes, we
had to we We didn't even have time to get
out of the tank to do weez. We had to weaken.
We in the shower tank.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The shower tank.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's how I practiced in the backyard. I weed into
a balloon, we weed in the in the shark tank.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That tank was overflowing by the end of the tank.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And what was our second The pearl lemon shark wasn't
a lemon shark at the start?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
What about our second one. It was for how many
people could eat young char This is during China year.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, but that was twenty just before the pandemic twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
To break the world record, people had to eat two
of one kind of one of the other. Something like
that was very small.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I had to eat three pieces of youm chart. It
was the most people simultaneously eating yum chat.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
How hard can it be? They filled out form saying
I understand that I have to eat from three dumplings.
I understand. I accept If no one had to pay,
it was all free. Was put on this big thing.
But we said again and again to break the world record,
you have to bite out of three separate dumplings.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
All we had to do was a two of the
three dumplings.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's right, That's how it went.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
At the end of the session we got the record.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
By the way, only just the marshals from Guinness World
Record said that like something like forty seven percent of
people didn't even do that. They had to sit were
told you had to sit down. Some of them just
stood up, didn't take any notice of any of that,
and some of them didn't eat the required amount. How
hard is it to sit down and eat a freedom dumpling.
We almost didn't break the record.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Because you think the idiots are the ones breaking the records,
or is it the idiots that participating in the records
when you get other people to participate in your folly,
when you.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
See those people who eat seventy eight hot dogs in
a nanos second. All we asked was people to sit
on a chair, yes, and eat a bite out of
a dimmer.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It wasn't even a time limited thing. It was a
reasonable time limited thing. It wasn't like you had to
eat three dumplings in twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
We could have made it easier for you. And then
at the end people ran off and took all the
table decorations. Successful day or it was like.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was like May Day looting.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I know, people taking his Chinese lamps and all sorts
of things.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Someone ran off with you.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I've only just returned.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Hey, everybody, it's time for Josey and Manda's curtain room.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
For you know. I've been around the sun a few times,
and I felt that I saw everything, or had seen everything,
until I witnessed the story of butt chugging.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Wow, let's get to it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
The story.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
The story to me, I've seen it and I've seen
some photos. Talk me through it, Brandon.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
The US couple has gone hypervirl. This is the thing
after a video of them attempting to use a funnel
to butt chug a margarita. This isn't in the privacy
of their own home.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Which would be unusual enough.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I would have thought it's at a Mexican restaurant. It's
come up on social media.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, so what happens? The woman Mary can be seen
on all fours. Her husband is holding a big funnel.
He inserts it into her board book and then pause
a margarita into it. You know, imagine going out to dinner.
Let's go to dinner. Let's have this's got our local
(21:34):
Mexican it's clinker glasses. Have some margaritas.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Next minute, one margarita.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's being poured up your bum in the public.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Let's jump through all the steps.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
What's going on. Well, apparently the restaurants had to issue
a statement saying we'd like to make it clear that
this behavior is unacceptable, doesn't reflect our restaurant values, et cetera,
et cetera. But someone we spoke to all.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What are their vees? Is the restaurant values restaurants value.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
They prefer to put a sulcer up there bum.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
If you've got a sulcer up your bum, you know
it's a bit yeah, and you've got to consult the doctor.
There's a lot of red there, a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Someone we know said that they were at a function
at a party, yep, where a guy did this with
a beer in front of his mates. Just puts a
funnel in. And also it's not good for you because yes,
it gets you drunk faster, which is why they do it,
because it's so those the veins and things around there.
The membranes are so porous that yes, it could absorb.
(22:32):
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
This is the it's probably an urban myth, but let's
go along with it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Stevie Nicks used to get a roady to administer the
cocaine through that passage because her nasal cavities had been affected.
And apparently the membranes option the membranes in uranus are
pretty much the same as the membranes in your nose.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, I didn't know that. I think it don't have
to blow your nose all the time, but yes, it
does get you drunk. Faster and decreases the risk of vomit.
But but it can increase the risk of alcohol poisoning
because it goes instantly into your bloodstream. So alcohol enimals
they're called, are known as you say, but chugging or buffing.
Be aware if someone says do you want to buff?
(23:13):
Say no? So this is inserting alcohol drinks into the
rectum through the anus to bypast the body's metabolizing process.
It's dangerous, they say no, at least to alcohol poisoning,
tissue damage, infections, and long term health problems.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Can I just say I've missed the anus boat.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
With the margarita? Do you still put sold around the rim?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Do you think that's weird?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And let's hope you do.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
How about this? Look I'm handing? You had a handout?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I like handouts. Now what's this called?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
This person? There's a company, there's a woman. Let's explain
what's happening here. She's on her back with her legs
in the air, exposing her buttocks to a medical professional. Weirdly,
this isn't a medical professional. It's a chocolate tear. That's
willy wonker, like the linked chocolate ear. Yeah, and what
he is doing. He's it's a company called edible As
(24:03):
what's wrong, And they mold chocolate to your bottom hole.
So then it's called edible Aus pure milk chocolate. And
then you have these chocolates that are in the shape
of your bottom and then you hand them out rates
the same thing, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Can you is it all chocolate or can you get white?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You get white chocolate, you can get milk chocolate, you
can get dark brown chocolate.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Come on, the.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Embarrassment of going to you know, come on, look at
that's a full medical procedure. But the guy's read casually.
This guy with a beer, dressed in scrubs like he's
a medical professional.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
He looks like a road from zz Top.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
But he's dressed like a medical profession. He's got gloves,
he's got the mask and all that. And she's there
just exposing a bum and he's going to poor chop.
They feel nice having the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, that's where it starts. Choco for Christmas. So it's
like your it's your box of favorites.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's your box of favorites when you don't know what
to bring.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Thank you very much for my missus. Thank you very much,
thank you, very very very much.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Wow, it's Josie and Maaska. Okay, kids, that's.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
It for the day.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Come back tomorrow for more Jonesie
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And an Amanda's Cutting Room Book.
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