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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
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Speaker 2 (00:48):
What's on the cuttin room floor today? Missus muntz?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you much of a betting man?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You know?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I like to get the sports back five dollars bonus
bet and I break it up into little fifty cent
increments and then bet on the horses and see if Yeah.
I always like betting on the horses. I'm not a
big I'm not a big panda by any.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't think you had any knowledge.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have no knowledge. I bet like a girl.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Excuse me. Women are very good better is if they
want to be.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's true. I look at gay Waterhouse.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And so if you don't have any knowledge, what are
you choosing it on.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The name of the horse. There might be lucky.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Once I'd put all the money on Lucky months I
would do and I let me down.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Do you ever get your money out?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, no, no, so but the sports better account for me?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just a backstory.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I joined It was a friend of mine had a
horse in a race, and I thought, oh, I'm going
to bet on your horse. So I'd started a sports
Better account, and I put three dollars on this horse,
and it won, and I ended up winning one hundred
and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
How long ago was that?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
This was about eight years ago, nine years ago. And
so what happened since then? I have not added to
the count in any way.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I haven't taken money out never.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I got it up to a thousand dollars one time,
and then it now is down to forty eight cents.
But I have had it down to three cents. And
so what I do is Spoart's bet. From time to time,
give me a five dollar bonus bet. So I break
it up into ten fifty increment bets, and then I'd
just bet a spread of horses and see if I
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can get it back.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But I do not put any money in the account.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well Jack has a friend who wins thousands of dollars
a month.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, the reason I lost all my money is because
of your son.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
By the way, Well, well Jack has no knowledge. But
this other friend of his is a giant good. He
now a giant math's whiz, and he bets on all
kinds of sports, all kinds of things, and it's a
numbers game, as they always say, and he's winning. But
would you bet on this polymarket, which is a big
betting platform in the States, Well, I guess it's international,
(02:49):
and I'll just tell you that they are reputable. It's
one of the leading prediction markets in the world, highly
referenced and followed during the twenty twenty four presidential election.
It accurately showed that Trump would win despite many media
polls saying that Biden Harris would win. So it's a
reputable organization. They are taking bets on the return of
g Is in twenty twenty five. Lots of people are
(03:12):
betting on this. At the moment, the return is at
four percent. These odds are based on interpretations of biblical timelines,
but they've attracted considerable attention, with over forty four thousand
dollars in bets placed on the platform. So the deal
is this market will resolve to yes and you'll be
(03:33):
paid out if the second coming of Jesus Christ occurs
by December thirty one, twenty twenty five, eleven to fifty
nine Eastern Standard time.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So otherwise it's a no, and you have to specify
I think do you have to specify days? Is that
what's happening on I don't understand olds is that what
that other piece of paper is saying.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I'm looking at this, so it's saying one week, yeah,
so you can.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I think we're looking like it's going to happen real soon.
It's going to happen in June.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well that's what must that's what four percent, but nearly
through June and then people say, no, it's going to
happen November.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
When you look at the world at the moment, if
we ever needed Jesus right now is the time he's
going to come down.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
To the Middle East. He'd love to come back and
say this looks great, joint, this is fabulous, thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You're blowing it all to hell. I'll have to look busy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But would anyone believe if Jesus came back now at
anyone believe him? You know, the man who's miraculously survived
the Air India flight, the only survivor, walks out still
in a white T shirt with his phone in his hand.
Apparently there's lots of conspiracy sites saying that that's not real.
I don't know how you'd fake that.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, I'd say he was just Johnny on the spot.
The plane landed near him, and he would hang on
a minute. Old but he'd be on.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The passenger man, he wouldn't on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
India are very lax about their manifestings.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Someone said, interestingly, his brother who passed away spoke very
fluent English, accented English. This guy very heavily accented him.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Right, Yeah, so you're a part of the conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, I'm not. I'm just saying what people are finding,
meaning that even a modern day miracle, we don't believe.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Everyone's doubting Thomas.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That when Jesus, when they crucified him, Thomas didn't believe
that Jesus had risen again. And Jesus said, Thomas, you know,
put your hands here, and he put his fingers through
the holes in his hand.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Really, it's like doing party tricks.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And did Thomas then become a believer.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That he became a Yeah, I say no, longer. Doubting
Thomas get annoying.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
He's still known as doubting Thomas. You doubt for three
days and you're still called doubting Thomas. Let it go, guys,
let it go.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
What does that mean that that homeless guy that you
see in the city square, he says, he's yelling out
that he's Jesus.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
He could be Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We wouldn't know, and we wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I gave him a seven eleven sandwich the other day.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I put my fingers through the holes in his hands.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You know, and he did turn it into wine as well.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So much to think about, Brendan.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
There's so much to ponder in these times. On the
cutting room floor. Today, here's news snoozing too much? It
might be worse than too little.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Do they mean snoozing as in afternoon snooze? Or is
this your nighttime?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Just sleeping too much? We've finished too much.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I thought we were all living in a sleep deficit
and that was the worst thing that could happen.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Says, if you sleep too much you could die.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
How much is too much?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Too much? Is too much? Is what they say?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Come on, must be hours. I must say you're sleeping
for ten hours.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That slept more than nine hours faced to thirty four
percent increase in death.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, people who slept twenty four hours a day, I imagine,
are dead.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Those people are sleeping well though you know, sometimes you
look at those coffins.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You think sofy, so toumfy.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
It might sound a little weird, but sometimes I get
into bed that my head board.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I pushed my head right up against.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The head No, you picked yourself in a crass And
I feel and.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I cross my arms, and I feel because our headboard
is very plush, and it feels like it would be
what it would be.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Like to be in a coffin.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I would imagine that if you're sentient in a coffin,
things have gone terribly wrong. You've been hit by the mark.
You're not quite dead.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, because you look at Dracula, you know, when he's
in his cross for coffin, he.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Can't sleep on his side. Though I'm not good to
sleeping on my back all the time. I'd get sore.
You you flop around and flop around. I'd flop around.
You know what I've been doing lately, I've been watching
You have.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
To put one leg out of the coffee, and.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'd like a little stand for a cup of tea.
I wonder if Dracula puts his teeth into a glass
on the side. I've been watching the series alone the
last few nights and it's the one where they're in Canada.
So it's freezing cold, it's raining, it's windy. There are
bears everywhere, so I find it quite stressful to watch.
(07:46):
They've got no food. One guy ate a slug, you know,
he cooked it. He cooked it and then fried it.
Got rid of all the bad in its, all that stuff.
But I go to bed going sucker, and I cuddle
up to myself going sucker. I'm not in the worlds
of Canada.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But these stats kind of alarming.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know, the people that slept more than nine hours
they face death. Sleeping more than eight hours had a
forty six percent highest stroke risk, and we're forty five
percent more likely to die from it. What is wrong
with these people that come up with these stats? Remember
they say this, Oh, you've got to sleep.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
If you don't sleep, you will die. If you drink
too much coffee, you will die. If you drink red wine,
you will die.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I live long enough, you'll die.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
And then the news cycle, Hey, how many times have
you seen used to drinking a cup of coffee today
could extend your life by five Red wine.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Having a glass of red wine at night is good
for your next minute. Drinking too much. Stop drinking red wine.
Chocolate bad fore you, good for you? You know what, No,
there's a different store.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Chocolate good.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Dark chocolate sevent is supposed to be good for it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
About hot chocolate always good for it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I do believe in miracles.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Nicotine is always they've said that that's bad for you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Surely there's no flip side.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
There was a story I read the other day. Nicotine
is not bad for you. It's how it gets to you,
the delivery method, because cigarettes or vapes, florus could be
by Philip was just handed to me pipe that man
and that cloud of smoke dressed as an airline pilot
from the seventies. Anyway, nicotine, Peter, This is what it says.
(09:18):
According to this information, nicotine provides release relief from inflammatory
bow conditions.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It reduces inflammation. It's been proven to help with diseases
like Parkinson's and Alzheimer's. Nicotine.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But how do you take nicotine?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
When you put it in the patch, You get a
patch and get.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Get into the chewing tobacco put under your and then
that just gives you cancer of the mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I remember, I'll kill you did Deadliest Catch?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Remember that show The Fellows from Deadliest Catch Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hillstrong give me the background to that show for people
that don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was a It's on Discovery Channel.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
These guys are they get the Alaskan King crab over there.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And it's they gave me incredibly big ceas.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And looks horrendous and it's cold and horrible.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's become a worldwide phenomena.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
They came out to Australia for a speaking to it
and they needed a moderator.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So my agent said, oh, you know, do you.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Want to do this to go around two around the
country with these captains from Deadly as Catch?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And I kind of watch the show, I thought, yeah,
I'll go along with it.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Jonathan Hillstrom, who became a good friend of mine, is
the skipper of the Time Band with his brother Andy,
and that's.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
One of the ships.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
By the way, he was trying to give up smoking,
so to give up smoke, he was chewing nicotine gum.
He had a patch as well, but then he started
chewing tobacco and on top of that he was smoking.
And then just before we got on stage, hey, Jonesy,
you want a drink? And I went, oh, no, thanks, mate,
I'll probably keep a professional. I watched him skull half
(10:52):
a bottle of jim Bean bourbon, and then we walked
out on stage in Perth.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
When they're on the seas is it no drinking, no nothing?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No? Oh no, Actually that actor gets I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Think you could because all that heavy, all those chains.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Because they take AK forty even guns with them and
just fire them everything just into the water and indiscriminate things.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Seagulls in the list.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Jonathan said to me, he said, Jonesy, you know the
problem in this country? And I said, oh, yes, what
is it? You don't have any guns? And I said, well,
you know it's probably good that we don't have any guns.
You know, we did have a mass shooting. You had
one mass shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Wow, you know, chicken probably enough for us.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But nonetheless, next I'll be saying AK forty seven's they're
good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Ready, everybody here is some more Jory Hana man is
gotting rve. Diff're ready? Everybody here is some more Jorgy Handas.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
On the cutting room floor today. What have we missed?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, you've been talking a lot and I'm not sure
why about Tammy Hembrowambro, who you read about the fact
that her marriage had ended.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, it just seemed to.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Be all over the news and I'd never heard of
this woman or her partner, Matt Watsy's face.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And he was from Love Island apparently, but.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
As like, okay, what is he from the Hague? You know,
I just find that we give so much time to
these people. You're giving the time, I know because I'm
just I don't want to be the guy that missed out, and.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I don't want to be the guy that didn't know
about it. So I'm bringing it to the parlts. We're
in this business.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, she and all the girls that work with us
know this. I wasn't aware of who she was. Tammy Hembrown.
She is one of Australia's most successful influencers. She's an
entrepreneur on the Gold Coast. She has a fortune estimated
to be up to around fifty million dollars, an online
fitness and fashion business, a luxury portfolio. She's one of
the country's most successful social media users, almost twenty million
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followers across Instagram and TikTok. So when you say you
have no idea who she is, you and I are
probably the only people who don't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, I don't follow her on the GRAM and I'm
not a TikToker.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You've been mentioning her a couple of times this week, but.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, you know, we're on the brink of World War three.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
But two pages of the newspaper were covered with this
split up between her and her husband. And they'd been
married for seven months, but speculation they were going to
break on had been going for months.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So was the speculation. As soon as do.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You take Matt to be your lawful get speculation already they're.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
In the doghouse. Who was trouble?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm not sure. Well, I read something this morning that
I thought might pique your interest, Brendan about Tammy. She
had a fling in the midst of her between relationships
with Tiger, who is also the father of one of
the Kardashian children.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Right, this is Tiger Tyga, not t I G E R.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No t Yga. He had an encounter with a woman
called Tammy, and it's believed to be her because she
was a one time close friend of the Kardashian How
do you know this because I read it? Do you
want to hear? This is what's beautiful? Because the song
is known as Little pump, but its other name is
(14:07):
wet Whites, and he's written a song for Tammy apparently
called wet Wipes. Here's how it goes.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
See Bahana mala madanda and then like the beat like
a chat of so they down't drive a kamaro, got
a big ego. I needed some bra that you're about
make it go, don't stop, let me up outside the
in and out bucking topped off popound cup like the top.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's gonna say that clock and that came.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
On that that name go, damn it, damn he danced,
he dans you nasty, No pan, no pan, Get a
wet white that'll.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Come in handy and a grammy. You know it's no.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You don't bring me flower one song dedications, isn't it
really is? Do you want me to read out what
those lyrics say? Oh you got a fair gist of it?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No read it? Well, it's about.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
He's got a denaro whatever that is like area like
a truro. I told her I don't drive a camaro
and to her, she's a B I T C H
word shake that but blah blah blah, keep dancing, Tammy,
you nasty no underpants on.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Must have gotten them.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, get a white pape. It's fushable because you don't
want to make a big fat burger under the oceans.
That'll come in hand, it says, et.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
If you want other rap news, and we don't talk
about rapper.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm not a fan of rap or hip hop.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
How about this song? And the lyrics of this are
very challenging. See if you can remember them?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, now were Nina were kill it?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay? I think that's pretty much the only lyrics, and
that's pretty much. I thought it was by one of
Will Smith's kids, but I realized now she had a
song called I Whipped My Hair back and forth.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, So this is by a singer or a rapper
called Soilento. His real name is Ricky Lamar Hawk.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yep, so they call him Coriander.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's not Cilantro, it's Cilento. Oh sorry, I had to
for a minute. There, I got there, I got there eventually.
He's just been sentenced to thirty years in prison. Tell me,
tell you what's happened.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
He pleaded rhymes against repeating music.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
He well, we'd all be guilty of that. He is
pleaded guilty to the shooting death of his cousin, aggravoted assault,
possession of a firearm during a commission of a crime
considering the death of another. It says here his own
attorney has said he's had mental illness since.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
He was twelve.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, music, even during his success as an artist and beyond.
You've made a lot of money from that song.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh yeah, beliefs are Yeah, they seem to they seem
to make a lot of gold.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well. The security footage captured a black a white BMW
SUV fleeing the scene.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Black one not the white one.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Obviously got a big punsy car, of course, so they
matched bullet casings from the scene to a gun found
in his possession. GPS started to locate his vehicle location
of the shooting. They had him bank to rights.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, that's thirty years. That's a lot of yell what's
your whip?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And we've always have this song Brendan okay where I
don't have to hear about any wraps for a bit longer.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Think he's going to need a wet wipe in there.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Don't flush it, everybody.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Here's a fact on average people spend about one point
five years of their lifetime in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, sometimes it feels like that's all in one day.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
A significant portion of that time is dedicated to using
the toy.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What do you do in the rest of the time. Also,
bathroom is in showering teeths. A bathroom is at euphimism for.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Toilet sitting on the duney house as you would say,
as I would say, going for a borie, which has
been gone exponentially because of the mobile smartphone.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Really yeah, so people sit on there and this is
the big thing. Do you take your phone?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Are sorry to be impersonal about this or too personal
about this?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Do you take your phone into the toilet?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No? Do women? I think it's more a domain of men.
Maybe they do. I don't. I like to get in
and get out. If you take your phone in, you
find you find yourself in there too long.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Way too long.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
But isn't it interesting you said that people these days
are spending more time in the toilet because of their phones.
Imagine the old days where there was one phone in
the house on a chair. Imagine if that was in
the toilet and you phone someone and you knew they
were on the toilet. That'd be outrageous.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
People used to have phones next to their toilet.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
No they are, Oh that's in hotels.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, there'd be a phone next to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That's if you know there's a room services not to
have a long hour long chat.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Would you take a call on the toilet of call
of nature? Now a call from me?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'll sometimes phone my son
and he says, I can hear an echo in the toilet,
And it doesn't mean he's doing toilety things. He's just
sitting there taking a break.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
What I do sometimes if I'm a busy man and
then I have to go to the bathroom to do
a number two, and my phone rings and I go, man,
it's a big business man calling.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Get made.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
How I'm just in the lube. But I'm not on
the duney, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Leaving it now.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And what about the sounds of the water. What does
he make of that?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, there's no water. You don't make any noises. There's
what water? What are you?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What are you? You're flushing and doing it?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You're sitting down there. Have you ever done a poo
in your life?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yes, and I flush it? Do you not?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
You just sit on it?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
You don't you sit on the toilet while say he
catches your midway.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You just talk.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
But what you do is you say I'm on the toilet,
not on the toilet, I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That you don't do a ship while you're talking to
Can you control it?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You're halfway through your job on the toilet. Can you
suck it back in?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, suck it back? You let it. You know what's
wrong with you. It's such a bag what you're thinking.
So you're sitting on the toilet. Okay, let's roll play this.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Okay, you're calling me, that's Amanda, Okay, okay, good Hello, Yeah, amen, Hope.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm the pope?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Hello, your whole it is? How are you?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Has a new job going? Look, you've got me. I'm
in the bathroom, but don't worry. I'm not on the toilet.
It's okay. And then instantly they are there there there room.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I want to talk to you for two hours.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And talk so you're halfway through your poop, and then
they'll go yep, yep, yep. Business business, Oh yeah, I
get you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You want to make me a night. Yep, no worries. Excellent,
time next.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Week, great, I don't think it paid Knight's you doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Whatever it wants to do.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
And then I'll make as you read, and then what happens,
and then you hang up and then you finish your business.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I've passed two children, so I haven't got as much
control as doing Where do the kids come out? Well?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Not?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
My point is that I don't know many people who
can say, all phone is ringing, splash, hold on to
it for an hour more splash.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Guys do it all the time. I don't know if
women don't do the but guys do it easy. It's
so easy.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
And you sit in your stink for an hour.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
It's my stick, it's not your stink, and it's not
that bad. Mine smells like perfume.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
How do you think the Pope would feel knowing the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
He doesn't know because I haven't told him so.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
But now every time I call you, oh, no, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm not in the toilet all the time, not at all.
That's in your mind.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Well, if I say to you, I'm not in the
bathroom though. But the thing is with you when you
ring your where are you whore?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You on the toilet?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
As a matter of fact, I am read a book
on the toilet. That's what I used to do as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Did you you need the paper?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Read you know what, Hardy brothers.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's quite the page turn.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
It's time for Johnsy and the man that's cutting room for.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Everybody. It's time for John am Amanda's.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Cutting room for all.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And it's the cutting roof. Let's have a look at
the cutting room floor, shall we? What have we missed?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, I'm going to mention something that I can't stand.
But I don't think people do it anymore, cracking their knuckles.
Do you know people who crack their knuckles?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
My son does, my elder son.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Why does he do it?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, he just does it. He does his neck and
he does.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Does he crack them by joining them together and going crack?
Does he pull them?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, no, no he does that.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
He does that and does it all make a big noise.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
And I said he's been doing it since his little kid,
and I'd said to him, don't do it because you'll
get our writers.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, this is the interesting thing. Annoyingly annoyingly, he won't really,
I mean, I don't mean that. You know he can't
be a deterrent because the scientist, doctor Donald Unger crack.
This is a historical page. I follow who told me this.
He cracks his knuckles. He cracked his knuckles on one
hand for over fifty years to prove it didn't cause
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us writers. So he cracked the knuckles on his left
hand twice a day, never on his right hand, because
he wanted one, obviously as a control my.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Control had What was he doing with his right hand?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
After five decades, neither hand showed any signs of arthriters?
Do you know he won an Ignoble prize for that
in two thousand and nine. Do you know what the
Ignoble president of the Nobel Prize. It's a parody award,
but it's still interesting for unusual or humorous scientific achievements.
And I'll reach some of the other winners. So mister
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Knuckleman was one in his control hand. Can't talk. I'm
dealing with my control hand.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, maybe spends a bit of time with it.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
This French scientist and a proponent proponent of alchemy won
the nineteen ninety three Ignoble Prize in Physics for his
proposal that the calcium in chicken's eggshells is created through
cold fusion, A long hypothet size but still elusive for
not right?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
But what does that even mean? Like when you said alchemy,
wasn't that turning gold.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
In turning metal into gold, lead.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Into gold, gold into lead? Who would do that?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I didn't say that, did you?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
To me?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I turned gold into lead? It everyone was thrill. My
control made just.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Made a precious metal less precious?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
What about this person? A physicist and popular science writer,
earned a nineteen ninety sixty Nobel Prize for physics. He
had a paper written called Tumbland Toast, Murphy's Law and
the Fundamental Constants, which sought to explain why toasts toast
tends to fall buttered side down?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I've only got the headlines.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Did he do it? He would have had a control.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He would have had a control toast, and so he
flipped and his floor would have been covered in butter
and jam and his wife would have said.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Not again, missed that.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
I would dare say, though, it falls buttered side down
because it's heavier would that be one of the reasons.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I guess so, I guess I'd say so, let's see
if your name's on it. No, I can't see that anyway,
but your other control hand has got pictured big time
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I've learned this.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
If you're in the traffic and you're driving along, and
this is from the old days, if you're lost and
you just need a red light, you get one and
have a look through the old.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
School street direct you're never.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Going to get one.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
You're never going to get.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
One, or you know, all the traffic will always slow
you down. As the opposite, if you've got to go
to the toilet. That's exactly what about this one. There
was a tie for the nineteen ninety nine Ignoble Prize.
They were calculating the best possible way to dunk a
biscuit in tea.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Who does it?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't like the residue.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Because also it might make the biscuits soft.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, I don't want soft stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But who This is probably what their study was doing.
The point at which you pull it out and eat
it before it plops and becomes porridge in the bottom
of your tea. Done and it hits you in the face.
They all that same year, another man, Joseph Keller no relation,
earned the honor for calculating the non teapots spout. Do
you if that happens to you, you're not a tea
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drinker or you don't buy pots of tea.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I have a pot of tea with my mum a
number of times.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That that will leak. You think, have they out of
the spout and it runs down the side.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have you got problems with this?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's not mine and at home I have no problems
with mine. At home.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You got a crack.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Sometimes, you know in cafes, those metal ones in particular,
it will run down the spot.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Ye, not where the seam joins with the.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Body of it, just when you're pouring it. It doesn't
pour straight in. It just drips down the body of
the teapot.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
I always seeing those Buddhist guys that lie on the
ground and they get a teapot and they tip it
up their nose.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Have you're not done that?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I do it quite regularly.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
I've got this thing, a saline drip thing, like a
sailine thing, and I put it in this.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Nostrils you may just blow your nose in the shower.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, but it's really good. It cleans out the old signs.
I have trouble with the sign.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
The resulting tea is terrible. What about this one? The
winner of the two have got brown, I've got one more.
The winner of the two thousand and two Ignoble Prize
in Physics earned the honor from using the mathematical law
of exponential decay to explain the behavior of beer. Pham,
go on, that's all I've got.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That's it. You just said beer be.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
A phone for a phone. Do you like a big
head a small head. You've got a big head.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I don't what a lot of head?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh? Come on, I'm sorry. I ended it there. Everyone,
We should have ended it on Jonesy blowing his nose
in the shell.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
There are moments I let it go.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't know to go there.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'll just get my control hand, get
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Your control hand, and press the off button.
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Speaker 2 (00:48):
What's on the cuttin room floor today? Missus muntz?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you much of a betting man?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You know?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I like to get the sports back five dollars bonus
bet and I break it up into little fifty cent
increments and then bet on the horses and see if Yeah.
I always like betting on the horses. I'm not a
big I'm not a big panda by any.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't think you had any knowledge.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have no knowledge. I bet like a girl.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Excuse me. Women are very good better is if they
want to be.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's true. I look at gay Waterhouse.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And so if you don't have any knowledge, what are
you choosing it on.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The name of the horse. There might be lucky.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Once I'd put all the money on Lucky months I
would do and I let me down.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Do you ever get your money out?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, no, no, so but the sports better account for me?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Just a backstory.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I joined It was a friend of mine had a
horse in a race, and I thought, oh, I'm going
to bet on your horse. So I'd started a sports
Better account, and I put three dollars on this horse,
and it won, and I ended up winning one hundred
and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
How long ago was that?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
This was about eight years ago, nine years ago. And
so what happened since then? I have not added to
the count in any way.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I haven't taken money out never.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I got it up to a thousand dollars one time,
and then it now is down to forty eight cents.
But I have had it down to three cents. And
so what I do is Spoart's bet. From time to time,
give me a five dollar bonus bet. So I break
it up into ten fifty increment bets, and then I'd
just bet a spread of horses and see if I
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can get it back.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But I do not put any money in the account.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well Jack has a friend who wins thousands of dollars
a month.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, the reason I lost all my money is because
of your son.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
By the way, Well, well Jack has no knowledge. But
this other friend of his is a giant good. He
now a giant math's whiz, and he bets on all
kinds of sports, all kinds of things, and it's a
numbers game, as they always say, and he's winning. But
would you bet on this polymarket, which is a big
betting platform in the States, Well, I guess it's international,
(02:49):
and I'll just tell you that they are reputable. It's
one of the leading prediction markets in the world, highly
referenced and followed during the twenty twenty four presidential election.
It accurately showed that Trump would win despite many media
polls saying that Biden Harris would win. So it's a
reputable organization. They are taking bets on the return of
g Is in twenty twenty five. Lots of people are
(03:12):
betting on this. At the moment, the return is at
four percent. These odds are based on interpretations of biblical timelines,
but they've attracted considerable attention, with over forty four thousand
dollars in bets placed on the platform. So the deal
is this market will resolve to yes and you'll be
(03:33):
paid out if the second coming of Jesus Christ occurs
by December thirty one, twenty twenty five, eleven to fifty
nine Eastern Standard time.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So otherwise it's a no, and you have to specify
I think do you have to specify days? Is that
what's happening on I don't understand olds is that what
that other piece of paper is saying.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I'm looking at this, so it's saying one week, yeah,
so you can.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I think we're looking like it's going to happen real soon.
It's going to happen in June.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well that's what must that's what four percent, but nearly
through June and then people say, no, it's going to
happen November.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
When you look at the world at the moment, if
we ever needed Jesus right now is the time he's
going to come down.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
To the Middle East. He'd love to come back and
say this looks great, joint, this is fabulous, thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You're blowing it all to hell. I'll have to look busy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But would anyone believe if Jesus came back now at
anyone believe him? You know, the man who's miraculously survived
the Air India flight, the only survivor, walks out still
in a white T shirt with his phone in his hand.
Apparently there's lots of conspiracy sites saying that that's not real.
I don't know how you'd fake that.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh, I'd say he was just Johnny on the spot.
The plane landed near him, and he would hang on
a minute. Old but he'd be on.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The passenger man, he wouldn't on the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
India are very lax about their manifestings.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Someone said, interestingly, his brother who passed away spoke very
fluent English, accented English. This guy very heavily accented him.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Right, Yeah, so you're a part of the conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, I'm not. I'm just saying what people are finding,
meaning that even a modern day miracle, we don't believe.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Everyone's doubting Thomas.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
That when Jesus, when they crucified him, Thomas didn't believe
that Jesus had risen again. And Jesus said, Thomas, you know,
put your hands here, and he put his fingers through
the holes in his hand.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Really, it's like doing party tricks.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And did Thomas then become a believer.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That he became a Yeah, I say no, longer. Doubting
Thomas get annoying.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
He's still known as doubting Thomas. You doubt for three
days and you're still called doubting Thomas. Let it go, guys,
let it go.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
What does that mean that that homeless guy that you
see in the city square, he says, he's yelling out
that he's Jesus.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
He could be Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We wouldn't know, and we wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I gave him a seven eleven sandwich the other day.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I put my fingers through the holes in his hands.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You know, and he did turn it into wine as well.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So much to think about, Brendan.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
There's so much to ponder in these times. On the
cutting room floor. Today, here's news snoozing too much? It
might be worse than too little.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Do they mean snoozing as in afternoon snooze? Or is
this your nighttime?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Just sleeping too much? We've finished too much.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I thought we were all living in a sleep deficit
and that was the worst thing that could happen.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Says, if you sleep too much you could die.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
How much is too much?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Too much? Is too much? Is what they say?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Come on, must be hours. I must say you're sleeping
for ten hours.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
That slept more than nine hours faced to thirty four
percent increase in death.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, people who slept twenty four hours a day, I imagine,
are dead.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Those people are sleeping well though you know, sometimes you
look at those coffins.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You think sofy, so toumfy.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
It might sound a little weird, but sometimes I get
into bed that my head board.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I pushed my head right up against.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The head No, you picked yourself in a crass And
I feel and.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I cross my arms, and I feel because our headboard
is very plush, and it feels like it would be
what it would be.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Like to be in a coffin.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I would imagine that if you're sentient in a coffin,
things have gone terribly wrong. You've been hit by the mark.
You're not quite dead.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, because you look at Dracula, you know, when he's
in his cross for coffin, he.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Can't sleep on his side. Though I'm not good to
sleeping on my back all the time. I'd get sore.
You you flop around and flop around. I'd flop around.
You know what I've been doing lately, I've been watching
You have.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
To put one leg out of the coffee, and.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'd like a little stand for a cup of tea.
I wonder if Dracula puts his teeth into a glass
on the side. I've been watching the series alone the
last few nights and it's the one where they're in Canada.
So it's freezing cold, it's raining, it's windy. There are
bears everywhere, so I find it quite stressful to watch.
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They've got no food. One guy ate a slug, you know,
he cooked it. He cooked it and then fried it.
Got rid of all the bad in its, all that stuff.
But I go to bed going sucker, and I cuddle
up to myself going sucker. I'm not in the worlds
of Canada.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But these stats kind of alarming.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know, the people that slept more than nine hours
they face death. Sleeping more than eight hours had a
forty six percent highest stroke risk, and we're forty five
percent more likely to die from it. What is wrong
with these people that come up with these stats? Remember
they say this, Oh, you've got to sleep.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
If you don't sleep, you will die. If you drink
too much coffee, you will die. If you drink red wine,
you will die.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I live long enough, you'll die.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
And then the news cycle, Hey, how many times have
you seen used to drinking a cup of coffee today
could extend your life by five Red wine.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Having a glass of red wine at night is good
for your next minute. Drinking too much. Stop drinking red wine.
Chocolate bad fore you, good for you? You know what, No,
there's a different store.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Chocolate good.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Dark chocolate sevent is supposed to be good for it.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
About hot chocolate always good for it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I do believe in miracles.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Nicotine is always they've said that that's bad for you.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Surely there's no flip side.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
There was a story I read the other day. Nicotine
is not bad for you. It's how it gets to you,
the delivery method, because cigarettes or vapes, florus could be
by Philip was just handed to me pipe that man
and that cloud of smoke dressed as an airline pilot
from the seventies. Anyway, nicotine, Peter, This is what it says.
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According to this information, nicotine provides release relief from inflammatory
bow conditions.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It reduces inflammation. It's been proven to help with diseases
like Parkinson's and Alzheimer's. Nicotine.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
But how do you take nicotine?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
When you put it in the patch, You get a
patch and get.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Get into the chewing tobacco put under your and then
that just gives you cancer of the mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I remember, I'll kill you did Deadliest Catch?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Remember that show The Fellows from Deadliest Catch Jonathan.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hillstrong give me the background to that show for people
that don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was a It's on Discovery Channel.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
These guys are they get the Alaskan King crab over there.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
And it's they gave me incredibly big ceas.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And looks horrendous and it's cold and horrible.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's become a worldwide phenomena.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
They came out to Australia for a speaking to it
and they needed a moderator.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So my agent said, oh, you know, do you.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Want to do this to go around two around the
country with these captains from Deadly as Catch?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And I kind of watch the show, I thought, yeah,
I'll go along with it.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Jonathan Hillstrom, who became a good friend of mine, is
the skipper of the Time Band with his brother Andy,
and that's.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
One of the ships.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
By the way, he was trying to give up smoking,
so to give up smoke, he was chewing nicotine gum.
He had a patch as well, but then he started
chewing tobacco and on top of that he was smoking.
And then just before we got on stage, hey, Jonesy,
you want a drink? And I went, oh, no, thanks, mate,
I'll probably keep a professional. I watched him skull half
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a bottle of jim Bean bourbon, and then we walked
out on stage in Perth.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
When they're on the seas is it no drinking, no nothing?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No? Oh no, Actually that actor gets I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Think you could because all that heavy, all those chains.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Because they take AK forty even guns with them and
just fire them everything just into the water and indiscriminate things.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Seagulls in the list.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Jonathan said to me, he said, Jonesy, you know the
problem in this country? And I said, oh, yes, what
is it? You don't have any guns? And I said, well,
you know it's probably good that we don't have any guns.
You know, we did have a mass shooting. You had
one mass shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Wow, you know, chicken probably enough for us.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But nonetheless, next I'll be saying AK forty seven's they're
good for you.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Ready, everybody here is some more Jory Hana man is
gotting rve. Diff're ready? Everybody here is some more Jorgy Handas.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
On the cutting room floor today. What have we missed?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, you've been talking a lot and I'm not sure
why about Tammy Hembrowambro, who you read about the fact
that her marriage had ended.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, it just seemed to.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Be all over the news and I'd never heard of
this woman or her partner, Matt Watsy's face.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And he was from Love Island apparently, but.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
As like, okay, what is he from the Hague? You know,
I just find that we give so much time to
these people. You're giving the time, I know because I'm
just I don't want to be the guy that missed out, and.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I don't want to be the guy that didn't know
about it. So I'm bringing it to the parlts. We're
in this business.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, she and all the girls that work with us
know this. I wasn't aware of who she was. Tammy Hembrown.
She is one of Australia's most successful influencers. She's an
entrepreneur on the Gold Coast. She has a fortune estimated
to be up to around fifty million dollars, an online
fitness and fashion business, a luxury portfolio. She's one of
the country's most successful social media users, almost twenty million
(12:53):
followers across Instagram and TikTok. So when you say you
have no idea who she is, you and I are
probably the only people who don't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, I don't follow her on the GRAM and I'm
not a TikToker.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You've been mentioning her a couple of times this week, but.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, you know, we're on the brink of World War three.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
But two pages of the newspaper were covered with this
split up between her and her husband. And they'd been
married for seven months, but speculation they were going to
break on had been going for months.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So was the speculation. As soon as do.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You take Matt to be your lawful get speculation already they're.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
In the doghouse. Who was trouble?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm not sure. Well, I read something this morning that
I thought might pique your interest, Brendan about Tammy. She
had a fling in the midst of her between relationships
with Tiger, who is also the father of one of
the Kardashian children.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Right, this is Tiger Tyga, not t I G E R.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No t Yga. He had an encounter with a woman
called Tammy, and it's believed to be her because she
was a one time close friend of the Kardashian How
do you know this because I read it? Do you
want to hear? This is what's beautiful? Because the song
is known as Little pump, but its other name is
(14:07):
wet Whites, and he's written a song for Tammy apparently
called wet Wipes. Here's how it goes.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
See Bahana mala madanda and then like the beat like
a chat of so they down't drive a kamaro, got
a big ego. I needed some bra that you're about
make it go, don't stop, let me up outside the
in and out bucking topped off popound cup like the top.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's gonna say that clock and that came.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
On that that name go, damn it, damn he danced,
he dans you nasty, No pan, no pan, Get a
wet white that'll.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Come in handy and a grammy. You know it's no.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You don't bring me flower one song dedications, isn't it
really is? Do you want me to read out what
those lyrics say? Oh you got a fair gist of it?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No read it? Well, it's about.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
He's got a denaro whatever that is like area like
a truro. I told her I don't drive a camaro
and to her, she's a B I T C H
word shake that but blah blah blah, keep dancing, Tammy,
you nasty no underpants on.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Must have gotten them.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, get a white pape. It's fushable because you don't
want to make a big fat burger under the oceans.
That'll come in hand, it says, et.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
If you want other rap news, and we don't talk
about rapper.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm not a fan of rap or hip hop.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
How about this song? And the lyrics of this are
very challenging. See if you can remember them?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, now were Nina were kill it?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay? I think that's pretty much the only lyrics, and
that's pretty much. I thought it was by one of
Will Smith's kids, but I realized now she had a
song called I Whipped My Hair back and forth.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, So this is by a singer or a rapper
called Soilento. His real name is Ricky Lamar Hawk.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yep, so they call him Coriander.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It's not Cilantro, it's Cilento. Oh sorry, I had to
for a minute. There, I got there, I got there eventually.
He's just been sentenced to thirty years in prison. Tell me,
tell you what's happened.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
He pleaded rhymes against repeating music.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
He well, we'd all be guilty of that. He is
pleaded guilty to the shooting death of his cousin, aggravoted assault,
possession of a firearm during a commission of a crime
considering the death of another. It says here his own
attorney has said he's had mental illness since.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
He was twelve.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, music, even during his success as an artist and beyond.
You've made a lot of money from that song.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh yeah, beliefs are Yeah, they seem to they seem
to make a lot of gold.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well. The security footage captured a black a white BMW
SUV fleeing the scene.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Black one not the white one.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Obviously got a big punsy car, of course, so they
matched bullet casings from the scene to a gun found
in his possession. GPS started to locate his vehicle location
of the shooting. They had him bank to rights.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, that's thirty years. That's a lot of yell what's
your whip?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And we've always have this song Brendan okay where I
don't have to hear about any wraps for a bit longer.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Think he's going to need a wet wipe in there.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Don't flush it, everybody.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Here's a fact on average people spend about one point
five years of their lifetime in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, sometimes it feels like that's all in one day.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
A significant portion of that time is dedicated to using
the toy.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What do you do in the rest of the time. Also,
bathroom is in showering teeths. A bathroom is at euphimism for.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Toilet sitting on the duney house as you would say,
as I would say, going for a borie, which has
been gone exponentially because of the mobile smartphone.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Really yeah, so people sit on there and this is
the big thing. Do you take your phone?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Are sorry to be impersonal about this or too personal
about this?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Do you take your phone into the toilet?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No? Do women? I think it's more a domain of men.
Maybe they do. I don't. I like to get in
and get out. If you take your phone in, you
find you find yourself in there too long.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Way too long.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
But isn't it interesting you said that people these days
are spending more time in the toilet because of their phones.
Imagine the old days where there was one phone in
the house on a chair. Imagine if that was in
the toilet and you phone someone and you knew they
were on the toilet. That'd be outrageous.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
People used to have phones next to their toilet.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
No they are, Oh that's in hotels.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, there'd be a phone next to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That's if you know there's a room services not to
have a long hour long chat.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Would you take a call on the toilet of call
of nature? Now a call from me?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'll sometimes phone my son
and he says, I can hear an echo in the toilet,
And it doesn't mean he's doing toilety things. He's just
sitting there taking a break.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
What I do sometimes if I'm a busy man and
then I have to go to the bathroom to do
a number two, and my phone rings and I go, man,
it's a big business man calling.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Get made.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
How I'm just in the lube. But I'm not on
the duney, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Leaving it now.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And what about the sounds of the water. What does
he make of that?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, there's no water. You don't make any noises. There's
what water? What are you?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What are you? You're flushing and doing it?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You're sitting down there. Have you ever done a poo
in your life?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yes, and I flush it? Do you not?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
You just sit on it?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
You don't you sit on the toilet while say he
catches your midway.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You just talk.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
But what you do is you say I'm on the toilet,
not on the toilet, I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That you don't do a ship while you're talking to
Can you control it?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You're halfway through your job on the toilet. Can you
suck it back in?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, suck it back? You let it. You know what's
wrong with you. It's such a bag what you're thinking.
So you're sitting on the toilet. Okay, let's roll play this.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Okay, you're calling me, that's Amanda, Okay, okay, good Hello, Yeah, amen, Hope.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm the pope?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Hello, your whole it is? How are you?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Has a new job going? Look, you've got me. I'm
in the bathroom, but don't worry. I'm not on the toilet.
It's okay. And then instantly they are there there there room.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I want to talk to you for two hours.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And talk so you're halfway through your poop, and then
they'll go yep, yep, yep. Business business, Oh yeah, I
get you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You want to make me a night. Yep, no worries. Excellent,
time next.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Week, great, I don't think it paid Knight's you doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Whatever it wants to do.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
And then I'll make as you read, and then what happens,
and then you hang up and then you finish your business.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I've passed two children, so I haven't got as much
control as doing Where do the kids come out? Well?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Not?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
My point is that I don't know many people who
can say, all phone is ringing, splash, hold on to
it for an hour more splash.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Guys do it all the time. I don't know if
women don't do the but guys do it easy. It's
so easy.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
And you sit in your stink for an hour.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
It's my stick, it's not your stink, and it's not
that bad. Mine smells like perfume.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
How do you think the Pope would feel knowing the circumstances.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
He doesn't know because I haven't told him so.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
But now every time I call you, oh, no, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm not in the toilet all the time, not at all.
That's in your mind.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Well, if I say to you, I'm not in the
bathroom though. But the thing is with you when you
ring your where are you whore?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
You on the toilet?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
As a matter of fact, I am read a book
on the toilet. That's what I used to do as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Did you you need the paper?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Read you know what, Hardy brothers.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's quite the page turn.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
It's time for Johnsy and the man that's cutting room for.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Everybody. It's time for John am Amanda's.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Cutting room for all.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
And it's the cutting roof. Let's have a look at
the cutting room floor, shall we? What have we missed?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well, I'm going to mention something that I can't stand.
But I don't think people do it anymore, cracking their knuckles.
Do you know people who crack their knuckles?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
My son does, my elder son.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Why does he do it?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, he just does it. He does his neck and
he does.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Does he crack them by joining them together and going crack?
Does he pull them?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, no, no he does that.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
He does that and does it all make a big noise.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
And I said he's been doing it since his little kid,
and I'd said to him, don't do it because you'll
get our writers.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, this is the interesting thing. Annoyingly annoyingly, he won't really,
I mean, I don't mean that. You know he can't
be a deterrent because the scientist, doctor Donald Unger crack.
This is a historical page. I follow who told me this.
He cracks his knuckles. He cracked his knuckles on one
hand for over fifty years to prove it didn't cause
(23:06):
us writers. So he cracked the knuckles on his left
hand twice a day, never on his right hand, because
he wanted one, obviously as a control my.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Control had What was he doing with his right hand?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
After five decades, neither hand showed any signs of arthriters?
Do you know he won an Ignoble prize for that
in two thousand and nine. Do you know what the
Ignoble president of the Nobel Prize. It's a parody award,
but it's still interesting for unusual or humorous scientific achievements.
And I'll reach some of the other winners. So mister
(23:41):
Knuckleman was one in his control hand. Can't talk. I'm
dealing with my control hand.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, maybe spends a bit of time with it.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
This French scientist and a proponent proponent of alchemy won
the nineteen ninety three Ignoble Prize in Physics for his
proposal that the calcium in chicken's eggshells is created through
cold fusion, A long hypothet size but still elusive for
not right?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
But what does that even mean? Like when you said alchemy,
wasn't that turning gold.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
In turning metal into gold, lead.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Into gold, gold into lead? Who would do that?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I didn't say that, did you?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
To me?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I turned gold into lead? It everyone was thrill. My
control made just.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Made a precious metal less precious?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
What about this person? A physicist and popular science writer,
earned a nineteen ninety sixty Nobel Prize for physics. He
had a paper written called Tumbland Toast, Murphy's Law and
the Fundamental Constants, which sought to explain why toasts toast
tends to fall buttered side down?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I've only got the headlines.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Did he do it? He would have had a control.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He would have had a control toast, and so he
flipped and his floor would have been covered in butter
and jam and his wife would have said.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Not again, missed that.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
I would dare say, though, it falls buttered side down
because it's heavier would that be one of the reasons.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I guess so, I guess I'd say so, let's see
if your name's on it. No, I can't see that anyway,
but your other control hand has got pictured big time
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I've learned this.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
If you're in the traffic and you're driving along, and
this is from the old days, if you're lost and
you just need a red light, you get one and
have a look through the old.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
School street direct you're never.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Going to get one.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
You're never going to get.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
One, or you know, all the traffic will always slow
you down. As the opposite, if you've got to go
to the toilet. That's exactly what about this one. There
was a tie for the nineteen ninety nine Ignoble Prize.
They were calculating the best possible way to dunk a
biscuit in tea.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Who does it?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't like the residue.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Because also it might make the biscuits soft.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, I don't want soft stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But who This is probably what their study was doing.
The point at which you pull it out and eat
it before it plops and becomes porridge in the bottom
of your tea. Done and it hits you in the face.
They all that same year, another man, Joseph Keller no relation,
earned the honor for calculating the non teapots spout. Do
you if that happens to you, you're not a tea
(26:13):
drinker or you don't buy pots of tea.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I have a pot of tea with my mum a
number of times.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That that will leak. You think, have they out of
the spout and it runs down the side.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have you got problems with this?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's not mine and at home I have no problems
with mine. At home.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You got a crack.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Sometimes, you know in cafes, those metal ones in particular,
it will run down the spot.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Ye, not where the seam joins with the.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Body of it, just when you're pouring it. It doesn't
pour straight in. It just drips down the body of
the teapot.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
I always seeing those Buddhist guys that lie on the
ground and they get a teapot and they tip it
up their nose.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Have you're not done that?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I do it quite regularly.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
I've got this thing, a saline drip thing, like a
sailine thing, and I put it in this.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Nostrils you may just blow your nose in the shower.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No, but it's really good. It cleans out the old signs.
I have trouble with the sign.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
The resulting tea is terrible. What about this one? The
winner of the two have got brown, I've got one more.
The winner of the two thousand and two Ignoble Prize
in Physics earned the honor from using the mathematical law
of exponential decay to explain the behavior of beer. Pham,
go on, that's all I've got.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That's it. You just said beer be.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
A phone for a phone. Do you like a big
head a small head. You've got a big head.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I don't what a lot of head?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh? Come on, I'm sorry. I ended it there. Everyone,
We should have ended it on Jonesy blowing his nose
in the shell.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
There are moments I let it go.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't know to go there.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'll just get my control hand, get
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Your control hand, and press the off button.
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