FULL SHOW: Dob In A MAFS Mad-y!

Want to dob somebody in? Or maybe you want to dob yourself in! We want to hear your crazy reality program obsessions!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What a show?

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Speaking of putting on a big show, do you go
on a nude cruise? No, there's a nude cruise going
through the Caribbean as we speak, and there are some
rules as.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
To how to cope with the hygiene situation.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
But there's an outdoor buffet where they all eat in
the nude.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I just don't Pirates of the Caribbean. I just all
those hooks.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know. That's not for me. No, not for me.
We go down to the Jones and your manner of
answer of the pub test.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
This is something you brought to the table, a story
that you had from your driver, not Parker from the Thunderbeil.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I got a cab the other day and the driver
was saying that he was fine for something that passenger did,
and I thought it was really interesting what you're responsible
for for the people in your car.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Whenever I watch those cooking shows people making food, there's
a lot of wall gathering while they're cooking stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
We have to fill in the space. You can't just
cook and not talk.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
An American guy who has a cooking show decided to
drop some interesting old family information while he's cooking.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I think you'll find it intriguing.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Married a first Sight is back on the Telly. I
watch it so you don't have to, and it's usually
around this time of year. I come up with the
nickname for the contestantcy. In the past, we've had Sharehouse Mike,
We've had Flip top Head, we've had top net not
neck tattoo and top not no neck tattoo.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
And Jonesy has dubbed someone Salada. You'll have to listen
to the podcast to find out who and.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
What slat of Tony I like to call him. Enjoy
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know about a miracle of recording. We have
so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Mistress Amanda's ms Keller, Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Good friendom making the tools of the Train.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
The legendary poet Jonesy Amanda.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Actress, congratulations brother right now, Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Anyone but your Selfie Giant good Radio.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Set Amanda's shoot timing.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
We're on their Good Morning to you, Amandah. How are you.
I am very very well. It was your weekend, great weekend.
How are those situations?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
We're in at for dinner on Saturday night and my
wife she lost her phone.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh no, so we thought she left it at the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I went back to the restaurant and so you didn't
go back on that night?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, So I went back the next day and they said, oh, no,
it's not here. Can I just have a look in
the ladies toilet that might be in theirs. I've looked
in there, and I've looked behind the den.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So I'm doing the whole thing. And then you start
to process you, oh, you know, what do you what
do you do when you lose your phone?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know, because there like a credit card you shot.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
On the bank, and so what do you do?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
And then you were good that you went back to
look I am good.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
And then I rang the friends that were with because
we went back to their place after dinner and I
said is it there?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
And they said no, no, it's not there. And then
it just I was.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Thinking, right, we're going to go to the Telstra shop.
The friend rang back and said, no, it's my bag.
You know, women just get everything and shove it all
in the bag.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So it was at your friend's house. Yeah, so it's
in her bag, in her hand bag.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
This is after some hours, okay, so I didn't have
to get a new phone.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So that's that's quite a relief. That's the best feeling.
And there was no feeling like when you're looking looking panic, panic.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh here it is like where's my passport? Oh? Here?
It is.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
If you could bottle that that burst of pleasurable adrenaline
when you find something, or the release of the adrenaline,
that would be a great drug to have.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's why I'd be no good with a gun.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
If we had like you could walk around open carrier,
I'd be terrible with a gun because I'd always be
losing and where's me gun?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Sorry? Mate?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Every single day you go where are my keys? Where
am I?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Here they are?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Where's my where's my walle I hear it is every
single day.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yep. I get a little thrill out of that because
it's lost and then found.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Well, you get this through. We'll just get the annoyance.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
If you're patting yourself down weirdly, keep your wallet there.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Your weekend was good, I trust, very nice weekend. You're
quite a busy one. It was great.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
This is what you do, this is your weekend, This
is me busy once felt like autumn yesterday.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
A little bit cooler last night. First, I didn't have
sort of a ceiling fan or.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Any of that on. You had nothing on in bed,
if that's what.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
You're reading into that sentence. Just me and Mark Taylor
in the fujitsup.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Well, we're sexy for a minute, and then a giant
cold spook teach you we're in an actually pack show today.
It is Monday, and we've got Instagram make his return,
which is good.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Lots of stuff, isn't it as well? Isn't everyone a
winner today as well? Is that? Is that a thing? No?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
We'd had Thursday and Friday always.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Because of the Michael Jackson thing.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I heard a primo on the radio, meglodon's nodding her head.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Shaking her head. Do you think that's a nod?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
A shake of the head nodding?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
No, are you a nod's the opposite of a shake nodding?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh wow, you tell me you're making this.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
No, I just I just can tell the difference between
a shake of a head and a nod.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I just always, so you give give the nod?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, okay, yes, shaky.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
How old are you have? You got to fifty six
without knowing that?

Speaker 9 (05:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I wonder I've been confused everywhere trying to come away
for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I've got it all wrong. I've been doing it wrong
all this time. You know how to live and then
well that was quite extraordinary. Okay, so we' don't give
it away. The That is a.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Shake of a head. Okay, this is a nod. Brendan,
that is a shake.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Thomas Randall's going to be Jodius because the super House
season kicks off.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Did you just see him and going across.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
The Harbor Bridge on the weekend? No, I do we
ate supercars? I hope they all have their E tags on.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well yeah, so we'll be talking to Thomas Randall. You
know what else he does. He plays the piano.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
He's a young, handsome smart, Yeah, interesting young guy.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Some might say to him, steady, I mate, just leave
something over me. Would know the difference a nod and
a shake.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
And we can't do anything until we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Drinking protein nods this whole time.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Question one? Question one, what color are the Simpsons?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Gam Nation, Let's get into the magnificence ce seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, a man will say,
it's part.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Of today's jam pack. You're off to see Pamela Anderson
as the last show girl.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Well, well, well, Kenny's in Montrue.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Hello Kenny, good morning, God, there you go.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Thank you. Question number one? What color are the Simpsons?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
They question number two for you, Kenny. Which month of
the year has the least days?

Speaker 9 (07:02):
February?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
February that's when Amanda was born that year. My father.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Tom's giggling like a school girl.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's when Amanda was born that year.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, you know, did you have a few beers yesterday?

Speaker 10 (07:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I actually only had one yesterday, one beer.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
I'm like, you have a Saturday, though, maybe having some
kind of you shake your head and nod.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Your head the usual amount.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Let's play the not so secret sound.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
February that's when Amanda was born that year.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's one of my.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Favorite You know, if you've got to be mean about this,
your birthday's next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
No celebrations for you.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm happy for that.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, No, I was going to put out. I was
going to pull out all the stops.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
It's Harley's birthday tomorrow, and so we had some friends
around for drinks and this is often what I do,
and let's do this, let's do this, and by the
time mine comes around, I'm so bored.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I couldn't give the rats.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Don't you want to do for your birth nothing? I
don't want to do anything.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Let's go to Luna Park on your birth I don't
want to do anything. Go for a ferry ride and
we'll go to Lunar Park.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't want to do anything.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
And you know what would happened if I said yes?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
You say, just check the surf.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Camp's depending on what the surf's doing.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, let's play not so secret sound? Which sound is this? Kenny?

Speaker 9 (08:14):
She has bowling for me?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It is maybe ten bin bowling for your birthday. I
don't want to do anything? Yeah, exactly, Kenny? Why not?

Speaker 9 (08:22):
Why not? Behind the time? Okay, I still answer the
final suits statius.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
My brother, My brother used to do that. I said,
you don't know, we stopped doing that. Firstly, it's not
two WS anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's not even WSFM anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Well, I know so that was and he and I said,
but you never know, you might bring it back. I said,
but mate, I work there, like I've been here for
a long time. I know that we're not doing it.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
But still, how many years ago was that we did?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Remember we did ws FM is my station, and I
wanted to do I wanted to do it for a
million dollars and they chickened out.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
But that would have been the coolest thing.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
What if you like that, Kenny Love, Yeah, of course
you would, because you were doing it.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I like, Kenny. Let's get to question for which of
the following was the first drink in space? Was it
a first soft drink?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Soft drink in space? Was it a Coca Cola, B,
Pepsi collar or c Mountain do.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (09:24):
I would have a clue. I'm just going to take
your seven the dark with Pepsi?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Was it Pepsi? Sorry? Kenny?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
And then we have it Question number four of the
Magnificent seven podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Kathleen is in s Mary's Kathleen, how are you just
wonding very very well, Kathleen?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Which is the following? Was the first soft drink in space?
Is it Coca Cola or mountain dew?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Coca Cola. It was they designed a special can and everything. Yeah,
because of the pressure and stuff. Yeah. True or false?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Pablo Picasso died in eighteen eighty one.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Is is that true or false? Kathleen, False, it is false.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
He's actually born in eighteen eighty one.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, he died in seventy three.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
The question six, which metal is used to make the
Olympic gold medals?

Speaker 10 (10:17):
I know there is a little bit of gold in it,
but it's not all gold.

Speaker 11 (10:20):
I'm not sure what they actually used.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Both would make another metal, bronze, the wrong one. Jason's
in men angle, Hi, Jason, very well, So what metal
is used to make the Olympic gold medals?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Kathleen's right, the which ones? The Paris one? They're all
the same, I think, I don't know, so awful in Paris?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, I know, But what metal though, because what's happening here,
they would have used a tiny bit of that, not
all of it. So traditionally Kathleen's right, there's a little
bit of gold.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's not bronze. So what was the metal?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, so what's the metal that's used?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Silver? Silver? You know your stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Jason, which Aussie pop icon kicked off her tour on
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
In Perth just to walk in the park for Jason.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Congratulations, Jason, You've won four in season passes to see
Pamela and Anderson as the last show Girl that's in cinemas.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Febu twenty.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's getting our rave reviews on one hundred and fifty
dollars to spend a bay visit the world famous desserts
at Bay Visita Paramatta and right in the Sands. And
Jonesy too made a coach chose for the coent and
some stateard pencils. Jason, I say, is there anything you'd
like to add to this?

Speaker 12 (11:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Not Long to Go, Yes, seasons in the air, Long
to Goo went.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Past Jubilee able yesterday, Bristers versus Dragons?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Do you need their cup yesterday?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I have?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
When those practice? Guy?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Are we supposed to take those?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Seriously?

Speaker 13 (11:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't anyway, but your roosters lost.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
So Super Rugby kicked off on the weekend and s
play very well and the war Taze one.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, well look coming up? Would you go on a
nude cruise? Are you asking me?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Because you probably would? You already stripped for money.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I only stripped me.

Speaker 13 (12:12):
Yeah, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Don't have bad legs, you don't have a bad Where
is he supposed to go? Get him that more? God?
So I don't know. Come through the Gentleman. That how
big a book of musical facts. On this day.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
In nineteen seventy one, John released John Lennon released his
single Imagine seventy one.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
There's a big time for him as well.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm reading this great book that a good friend of
mine gave me by Elliott Mintz.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
He's a.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
DJ at La radio DJ who became very good friends
with John and Yoko back in the day, back in
the seventies.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I brought you the book. Yeah, I love that book.
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
We all shine on it's called But quite an extraordinary
time of his life that period, because all the other
Beatles are having success and John wasn't having success. But
at the same time, he just wanted to have another child.
He wanted just to watch the wheels, as he said
in one of his songs. So there was a strange
time for John. I did you know that song has
been covered over two hundred times.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
It started with Elton John.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
He did it in New York Central Park in nineteen
eighty after John Lennon had been assassinated.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Living far Elton has played many tribute eulogies. Hasn't he
really when you look at.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
It, it's still shocked to hear you say he was assassinated?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, God, Yeah. Lady Gaga had a crack at it.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Twenty fifteen at the buck Who European Games opening ceremony,
had a Gaga.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Go imagine the mioking it.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
I'm a fan of Gaga, but I think she found
that one in Uh then I think ogg although this
one is not the greatest.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
During COVID, remember Gal Gadot Wonder Woman.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
She started to get all the celebrity pals together, Natalie Portman,
Jimmy Fallon, Will Farrell and do their own version.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Imagine There's no Heaven, It's easy Future Wells above song
is imagine all the people.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Showing off them for to day.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
John saying just shoot me now to let's get it
on the.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Would you go on a nude cruise?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Is this a invitation?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
No? No, it's just a query.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Query. I don't do anything naked.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Well I have, I've danced on stage nude. Yeah, when
you say it like that, I suppose it's a little bit.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Whilch is going to cruise called Beer Necessities. No, it's
an American organization that's partnered with Norwegian Cruise Lines for
a nude cruise.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
There are some rules. I could imagine.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
As a nine hundred and sixty eight foot vessel, it
accommodates two and a half thousand passengers. It's been renamed
the Big Nude Boat for this event.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
They're through that.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
They're going through the Caribbean and they're stopping in Martinique
and Saint Lucia this weekend. The thing is that you
can there are rules and you have to wear clothing
while you're inside the vessels dining rooms, except there's a
large buffet area for nude out door.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
That's dying. Last place you'd have nudity at the buffet and.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Outdoor dining on a cruise is bad enough, let alone
nude outdoor dining.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
What about the crew are they nude?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, they wouldn't be nude to maintain hygiene. Read this,
enjoy this bit.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You seem to know a lot about this.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well, you can't have nude staff if you're sitting down
and a waiter's got his area out at eye height
at the table.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Take an eye out with that, and I said I
was a vegan.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
To maintain hygiene, the nudists need to put a towel
down before sitting in the stateroom, the pool deck, in
the buffet area.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
If they're bearing their bottoms, come on.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Beer Necessities also makes clear that fondling and inappropriate touching
is prohibited, So it's different to normal cruises.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I didn't mean that, so, but this is the kicker.
This is the thing.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
If you're titillated, if you're thinking, well, yes, that sounds
like I'll go and have a big old look. One
former passenger has said this, most people don't seem to
be comfortable being nude in public until later in life.
So the crowd was older, I'd say twenty percent attractive,
twenty percent average, sixty percent on a tractor.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh that's I don't like those stands like them, ods
like that?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Which category would you do?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
You won't see me up on the poop deck. Well,
that's what it says here.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
People don't seem comfortable at being nude until later in life.
That's all you need to read to know what that
cruise is going to be. Yeah, that's a that's a
hard note, what about the people that do the rock
climbing looking out your old address?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
What's that? A whole lot of moving rocks, young nations.
Let's get on down to the jones of your man
rams for the pod test. This is something you brought
to the table today.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Man.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I was working and a driver picked me up and
I was We were.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Driving along Anzac Parade and he said, that camera there
gets everybody.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
And he said he'd had a passenger.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
And this is one of those seat belt cameras or
mobile phone camera.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes, the yellow one that you see on the side
of the right, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
No, it was above it was on a gan trip.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I right, it's an actual fixed one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
He said that he'd had a passenger who kind of
unbeknownst to him picture from the airport. I think she'd
moved her seat belt so it wasn't over her shoulder.
She was a bigger person and it was probably uncomfortable,
but moved it under it. She still had it on,
but it was not over the shoulder. It was under
the shoulder. And he got fined. He looked three merit

(18:32):
points and something like five hundred dollars fine and he
had to pay that he's responsible for his passengers, and
I wasn't aware of that, And so he said, it's
hard at night if you've got three passengers in the
back sore your cabin. You've got three people in the back,
how do you check that they all got their seat
belts on? Late at night and people trying to get
home and drunk and all the rest of it. It's hard,

(18:55):
isn't it that you are responsible for the behavior of
others in your cab the legality of them wearing a
seatbelt or not.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, it seems a bit steep for him, though he
did know.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
He didn't know because she had it clicked in the.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Bit he could see it was clicked in and the
bb beet things not going.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's exactly right. It didn't seem fair.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
But then again, people say you're responsible for all the
people in the car.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You know, if you're.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Driving, and if you're a pea plater and all of
that sort of stuff, be aware you're responsible.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
For everyone in your car.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I thought it was very interesting that I didn't know
that that you're responsible for the behavior of everyone else
in your car, even if someone sitting next to you
in the front is holding up a screen and flashing
an image at you and driving.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Fine, yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
You've got to be careful with your phone with that,
because if that's in the center console and it lights
up as you go underneath one of those gantries, it
will get you that you're on your phone.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, so you've got to put the thing, I don't
know in the boot or something.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, but is it fair you think that the driver
gets fined for the behavior of a passenger. It seems
a bit stiff finding the driver. Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Jem jam?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
The show started in an unusual way. You know, how
you think you know someone? How long have I known you?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
We met in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, so we go back a long way.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
And I thought I knew most things about you, having
worked with you intensely for a chunk of years, and
yet I was surprised to learn this this morning.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Meglodon's nodding her head, shaking her head. Do you think
that's a nod a shake of the head nodding? No,
each a nod.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's the opposite of a shake nodding all oh wow,
oh wow, I just.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I didn't really think about it.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's a big that's a big thing that kids learned
very early on into how to navigate the world. But
a shake of her head means one thing and a
nod means another.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Like I understand the definitions. If that's what you mean.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
If someone said don't touch those power lines live and
if someone nodded the head, I wouldn't touch them.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
No, they'd shake their head.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, but no it was live.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
If it was live and they did that, I wouldn't
touch them because they'd say, yes, that's a yes.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Well who would say yes to touching little No?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Are those power lines live? And they go, yes, I
won't touch.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
But no they live? Should I touch them?

Speaker 12 (21:11):
That?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, what idiot would touch them anyway? Well, you brought
it up.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
And then after that you went on to say this, Okay, February.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
February that's when Amanda was born that year. You're going
to keep doing this. Yeah, just amusements to be gained
from this. A lot of a lot of humor. There's
no humor at all. Podcast.

Speaker 11 (21:37):
When God, I wanted to get right now your windows.

Speaker 13 (21:44):
Stick your head on a yell.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
At the pub test today finding the driver does it
passed the pub test?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I was talking to a driver who said He had
a passenger from the airport who took the seat belt
was still on, but they weren't wearing it over their shoulder.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
They'd put it underneath their arms.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
So all intents and purposes, the driver, as you said earlier,
the car is not making.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
That binging noise. The seat belts clicked in. Yeah, the
driver got fined and she was a large lady, so
he couldn't actually see no.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
But he got fined three points and about five hundred.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Pars can contest these things though, you can write to
the OMBO. He tried to heed.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Nothing, and he also contacted her and she said, suck.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
I was She actually said I was watching RBT and
there was a young fellow driving past an RBT and
his mate leaned over and me on his horn and
two to the coppers.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
So the Highway told chased him and find him for
tooting his horn inappropriately, and he was he made This
is the thing.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You are responsible for all the behavior, all the legalities
of what's going on in your car, finding the driver.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Does it pass the pub test? Absolutely? The driver is
responsible for everything.

Speaker 13 (23:00):
If the tires don't have air, and then if the
car doesn't have fuel, if the passengers don't have their seatbelt.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Yes, they're responsible. You are driving a very dangerous vehicle.

Speaker 14 (23:08):
No, it doesn't because the same thing happened to me
about a month and a half ago. Got the time
through the post four hundred and ten dollars and I
lost three points off our license because one of my
passengers wasn't wearing the seat though correctly, and it definitely
doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
Yeah, that's fair enough.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Happened to me, followed that at a very young age.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yet, No, it's not there.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
He'll learn through the future.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
We're responsible for our shelves.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Not others.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Mind you.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
If this was my passenger, I always give them a
sleep as they are a decade Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I think she's just used that as a forum to
get on and swear on the radio. Any excuse is a.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good excuse, NAIs.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
There's lots of chefs now that have to do not
have to Part of the appeal is you watch them cook,
but their personalities are in it too. They tell stories
from their lives from the region that they're cooking the food,
their grandmother taught them this and that.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
And it's hard to do. We've been on ready steady
cook a few times. Now, it's hard to cook her talk.
You got to cook and talk.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
At least we were surrounded by you know, Miguel who
did a lot of the talk he.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Did there. He does, but.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Also you and I could talk to each other. Imagine
doing it on your own, like Justin Schofield. She's so
good at this.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I've got some.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Water here, and you want to fill this tray up
about halfway.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Up that tin.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
This is crucial to talk about.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Let's listen to dry meat life, wet meat life.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Of course you do. I'm happy to never hear meat
life again.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Henry Phillips is from He's a chef. His show is
called Henry's Kitchen. So here he is. He's cooking a dish.
He's put the pastor on, so he's cooking the pastor.
He's swirling it around as he has a little chat
and drops a little bit of history.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
I remember when I was a kid growing up, my
friend Justin and I wanted to make a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
So we started saving.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Money by putting our lunch money in a shoeba, and
after about six months we had a couple of hundred
dollars in there.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
But it turns out that my friend.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Justin's sister's boyfriend had found the shoe box and he
stole the money to pay for an abortion. Okay, this
is looking just about ready. So the first tend to
go in has already been cooking.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Wow, we're going to all the charming tidbits from your life.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
It's not what you expected to hear. Yeah, and then yeah,
well let's.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Drain our past now.

Speaker 13 (25:30):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast Valentine's So.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That was Friday.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Valentine's Day was okay. I didn't I didn't get anything.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
The cleaner is impressed with you. You left Helen a
card on a bedside table, but you propped it in
front of a vaza. Flowers were already there, because you
thought that that was make the cleaners think you're a
generous guy.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
They would have thought, hey, he's got those flowers. He's
a very generous guy.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
And what did hell them think?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
She liked the cards?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
She said I hate cards, and I said, well, it's
better than nothing, and then she had.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Drive dollars in something pretty like that. As I said,
at the very minimum, I've done something. I'm a man.
I don't care about Valentine's Day. So but what I do.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
What I understand about women is they want something, you
give them the card and then boom.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Well what about this gesture? Selena Gomez is engaged to
a guy called Benny Blanco, a musician, a music producer
I think he is, and he knew that she didn't
really want flowers. So here's what he did. In lieu
of rose petals. He used a trail of corn ships
to lead into the bathroom where the chips were arranged

(26:45):
to read I Heart you.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Then, because you need a condiment to go with these
corn chips, the bath was filled to the brim with
cheese dip, and she was saying, isn't this And she
took one of the corn chips and scooped it into
the bath.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's like a big.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Thick nacho's cheese. Yeah kind of thing. Remember on The
Bachelor when they had the chocolate bar and they both
got in. At least she wasn't going to get into this,
But in that chocolate bath where they got.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
In afterwards, it's fruit and nut.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Hair and nuts.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I bring the cheese wrong with awful?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Awful? How about stick to flower? Flowers has already bought herself.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Podcast I know you don't like married at first sight.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I'm happy to have you explain things to me, but
I do not want to watch it.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
The commitment ceremony was on last night, and you know
as well that I like to give the contestants I'm
married for site nicknames because of their various personality traits.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
In the past, we've had sharehouse Mic and a sharehouse Mike.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
He's an excellent When was his sharehouse because he was
forty and he was living in a sharehouse.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I wasn't living with Sheer.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
There was very clumsy, remember her him very clumsy?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
What about Remember there was flip top top head.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Because he it was the teeth cleaner.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
There was top knot top knot, neck tattoo, Chicken twisty guy.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Remember chicken twisty guy? What was that about?

Speaker 10 (28:26):
It?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Obsessed with chicken twisting.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
This year we have the Mumbler. I can't understand a word.
This guy says. They actually put subtitles, but he speaks English,
presumably the mumbler sounds like. There's crazy eyes.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, she looks like one of those cats the clock
with a tail that swings crazy eyes.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And then there's see Captain Tony. That's a terrible nickname.
I like see Captain Tony. It seems like a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I've been following these married at first sight spoiler sites
and they have said that see Captain Tony is.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Actually married, preclude you from the show.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I would have agent. So on the weekends he goes
home to his wife.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Does she think that he's a fly fo a fi
far flying and around that's what he's doing anyway. Wow,
Marina is a partner, the one on the show TV
wife is not happy because Tony married. Tony needs Tony time.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Tony needs Tony, Tony's time in the morning, Tony time
at night, and then the weekend Tony time.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Don't we all need a bit of Tony time? Although
that I forgot, I've dropped See Captain Tony. It's now
Salada Solada. Tony is Soalada.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's very versatile. Is she enjoying him just about any time?
I don't think Marina's enjoying anything. Well.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Our next guest is a superstar of the supercars. Last year,
Thomas Randall was named one of the top ten supercar
drivers of twenty twenty four, and if this year is
anything like the last one, he is in for a
Ripper Thomas.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
Hello, Hello, Amanda and Jamesy. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Good to talk to you, Thomas. Did you get to
drive across the Harbor Bridge yesterday?

Speaker 9 (30:19):
Unfortunately not no, but that was pretty cool to see
and I think there was seven or eight of them
driving across the Harbor Bridge, so pretty cool way to
welcome in the new supercar season.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
So with the Supercar season kicking off in the off season,
do you still have to train and what does training involve?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, we definitely do.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Unfortunately we don't actually get to drive the cars off
in the off season, so we spend a lot of time.
We're doing a lot of fitness work, so whether that's running, swimming,
so cycling in the gym. I spend a bit of
time on simulators, so we try and replicate what we
do on the track using simulators, which is pretty accurate.
And I actually spent a couple of weeks on holidays.

(31:01):
I went over to Vietnam, which is pretty cool. So yeah,
really nice over there. And yeah, now I'm getting it's
crazy to think that they're the season is so close.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Now I'm always obsessed every time I'm in my car.
I have a bladder the size of a budgery guards.
How do you have to do bladder training?

Speaker 9 (31:19):
We do well. It's funny when the adrenaline kicks in,
you don't actually need to go, if you know what
I mean. Whereas before that sometimes when the safety car
comes out, or or just before the start of the race,
you think, jeez, I probably should have gone beforehand. Look,
there's been some rumors that, you know, some people have

(31:39):
have done things in the seat, but I can guarante
I can assure.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You that I have not. I think been too hard
to do.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Yeah, that's what I think. You know, I wouldn't want to.
I want to want to do the seat. You know,
my four mechanics. You know. I hate to break the
news to them.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
A person doing the laundry when the windshield and the
seat things mate.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Imagine it. Couldn't imagine it.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Thomas, You've been quite open about your battle with cancer,
and I know you've been cancer free for a couple
of years now. How did that experience shape you as
a driver? Has it changed you professionally?

Speaker 14 (32:14):
Look?

Speaker 9 (32:14):
To be honest, that's an Obviously I couldn't wish that
experience upon anyone, you know, but it's definitely an experience
that I'm glad I've had, and I think it's made
me realize that, I guess on really challenging days of
the track, really tough days that we face, you know,
I've certainly been through a lot worse, and it certainly

(32:36):
puts things into perspective and makes you realize that, you know,
what a bad day at the racetrack, you know, it's
still a really good day. And as much as you
still want to get a good result and all those
sort of things, and you set your own goals and
your own targets, and if you don't meet them, yes
you'd be disappointed, but yeah, things can be a lot worse.
And yeah, having I guess been through that firsthand, yeah

(33:00):
it all too well. But you know, there's certainly people
that are going through a lot worse than me as well.
So I certainly feel like I'm one of the lucky
ones for sure.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Good that's good perspective. That's a good perspective to have.
And how are you feeling with the forward this year?
Where is it going? Okay? The Mustang?

Speaker 9 (33:16):
I actually haven't driven it yet this year, So I
look all the boys and girls at six and racing
have you know, heaps to work on the off season,
just rectifying a few things that we discovered throughout the
year that you know, we knew we could do better
this year. And fingers crossed. Yeah, when we roll out,
we've actually got an official practice day on Wednesday, so
the whole field to be a part of that. So

(33:38):
I guess we've got a pretty good idea on Wednesday
how it's feeling. And then yeah, all the racing starts
Friday with a Friday Night race which were really cooled
over the season, Saturday Saturday Night race, and then a
Sunday race as well, so plenty of racing action and
hopefully we see you guys out there. You know, it'd
be nice to get you both down if we can.
I know, you know there's a few petrol heads here.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
So yeah, yeah, and now you've redone the car lot,
have a new car smell.

Speaker 11 (34:06):
Well.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
It's funny to say that I actually carry a I
don't know many people know this, but I do carry
a Russell Coy air freshener in the car. He's been
righting for a few years now. I still haven't been
able to get him out of the track, but hopefully
he's listening I'd like to see that the mate.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I'd like to see that dangling from your review mirror.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
It's not attracting at all.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Not at all. Well, Thomas is great to talk to
you mate.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Supercars Opening Round twenty twenty five is this Friday to
Sunday at Sydney Motorsport Park.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
All the infome you need is at supercars dot com.
Thomas Randall, thank you for joining checking with you throughout
the season. Nice to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (34:44):
Yeah, thanks Aman, Thanks Jeronsy. I hope you have a
great day and hopefully we'll see lots of people out
there on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Thanks times, Thank you, Jersey the Man Sam podcast.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
And Amanda's that's gold.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock, if your pass,
If you don't know an answer, will come back to
that question of time permits.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
You get all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Karen's in Mount Cola.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh Karen, good morning, and Amanda, how.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Are you going train wise today? Karen? Are you catching
the Chutue train at all?

Speaker 13 (35:24):
No?

Speaker 6 (35:25):
No, thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
What station is it in Mount Cola? What do you need?
That is Mount Cola? Is that Mount Cola station?

Speaker 10 (35:32):
Yeah, it's too north of Hornsby.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Ah, yes, yes, I check that out. I'm just playing
with the app. It's fun. I know Amanda doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
You don't care whether the planner the Hornsby line was
the line when I grew up. There's the one that
took us into the city to go and see movies.
That was our lifeline. All right, Karen, Let's see what
we can do for you. Ten questions sixty seconds. If
you're not sure, say pass. Chances are we.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Can come back.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Okay, okay, all right? Question one? What's this quiz called
our Instagram? Question two? What town does the Simpsons live in?
Question three? Who sings all out of Love and Love
Another bruises?

Speaker 9 (36:13):
Oh oh God?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
And the air supply? Question four?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Bin Tang is a brand of beer from Which country?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Is that for?

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Thailand?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Have you been, Karen?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I don't think we would have got through.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I think you lost enough time with their supply was
on the tip of your.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Tongue, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Thank you for playing Red Hot Gay Karen to Red
Hot Go.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Thank you, Karen about your business. Well, it'll be back
again tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Would you say you're obsessed with maths, I'm not obsessed
so much.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I do enjoy watching it.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
You enjoy watching it, and then it's the first thing
you talk to me about.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
When I came with all the nicknames, I remember sharehouse Mike,
remember flip top head, topknote neck tattoo, just top knot
remember fairly clumsy?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
No Cheesel's man? Who was Heisty's man? Yeah, yeah, they're
all there. And now we've got to see Captain Tony
who's become Salada.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Tony needs Tony time, Tony time in the morning, Tony
time at night, and then the weekend Tony time.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
You can have Tony just about any time. So versatile.
I'd put it to you are where is the time
when you can't enjoy a salade?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
We're not going to say don't take it onto the loo?
But I was obsessed as this woman. I came across
this woman on a TikTok. She has an entire book
of all the series, the English, the Kiwi, the blah
blah blah, all the characters, all their interactions are all
written down in a book.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
So this is a book.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeah, so when you're watching right at first sight, you
can keep check of it.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
This is the last series. So we had Cara came
on first, or this guy he was British. She was
a teacher, he was short. We're ready to hear so
I remember who that is?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Then we have Clara long glad here dead brother that
was important. She was a sexpert. She said that long
black hair. She has a son. So you get to
do it down because it's hard to keep up with
all the people. It is hard to keep up with
all the people people. Yeah, remember freaking the sheeps? We
forgot about freak in the shape?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, the Tribal druma is going to be for this
dobing a maths Maddie.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Down because it's hard to keep up with all the people.
It is hard.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Do you work with a maths Maddie? Are you a
maths Maddy.

Speaker 11 (38:48):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
The Tribal Drama is beating four?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Well being a maths Maddy?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Why is the down? Because it's hard to keep up
with all the people.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Well, you love it or hated?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
This is Australia's top writing show and lots of people
are hugely obsessed with it. They're seeing it kind of
as a new Shakespeare, the thing that brings everyone together,
as they say, it's it's the water cooler. Everyone is
talking about this show, and if you're out of step,
you feel like.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You're missing out. I watch it so you don't have to.
You are a hero, Brandon. I watched it so you
don't have to.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
You're not as obsessed as some people. Let's find out
who the maddies are.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Michael has joined us. I'm Michael. Who's the maddie?

Speaker 11 (39:26):
I'm going to dub myself in kind of sorder again.
So basically, my wife loves Mass and we watch it
together every year. So last year, just before Mass come on,
she walked out, and guess what happened this year?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Same thing?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
What do you mean?

Speaker 11 (39:44):
So she walked out just as Math started. Yep, So
I'm invested in the bloody characters and I've still got
to keep watching reading.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
She didn't just walk out of the room.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
She walked out of your life.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh yeah, twice. Oh, she says, she's gone from your life.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
She walked out of the living room and then came
back again and then left again.

Speaker 11 (40:02):
Yeah, after she got me started on the mask again.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
So, Michael, your wife has left you and then come
back like she's born. She's like a seasonal thing, like
birds flies fly north for the winter. Your wife goes
away and then comes.

Speaker 11 (40:18):
Back when that's goes away from the summer.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Mate, And do you think she'll be back again next year?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Before the show starts again, I can't do it again.
So she's not she's no longer in your life, but
you're still watching.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I've got to watch.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
I've got to find out how they go.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay, well, Michael, this is you've got to fight. Okay,
you've got the characters in math like Tony. Yeah, we'll
be all right, Salada Tony, we call him. Yeah, he
you know, goes for Tony time.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
But then you said you're a rumor Brendan that he's
actually married.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Outside the show, I've been following this.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I don't know if you follow it as well on Instagram, Michael,
but there's a Math's site and it's Maths spoilers.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Apparently Tony is married and he goes home to his wife.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Think your wife's doing that, she's flying off to that's terrible.

Speaker 11 (41:04):
Maybe she's on mass Michael.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I'm sorry, here you're okay.

Speaker 11 (41:08):
Though I'm fine mate.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Still that's I'm outbroken.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
But sometimes people are better off.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Of part you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, and I don't think. Don't let it happen a
third time.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Michael, I don't care. And interesting as well. With married
at first sight, it does cause trouble. You don't want to.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
You've got to rate the other contenders in the order
of hotness. That has always brings up.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Of course your wife would say, what about my friends?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Well, she'll say, yeah, what about my friends? Where do
I rate in that? And you just instantly go will
the come up? Or maybe she might go out for
a cigarette. I don't even smoked.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
She might be rating the men. It goes both ways
because the men get rated too.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah, but I don't think guys care. You wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
She said, that's scamp so much better looking than you.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
How would you that box?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
See, how would you feel?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Look at your face is getting all scrunchy, it's all flushy,
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It's not this speaks more about you, does it, does it? Indeed,
we don't take more of your calls.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
If I was on the celebrity roast.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I'd say he's got the smallest and meat and potato
and the beers.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
We start with that. You accuse me of being maths obsessed.
I'm just in it for the nicknames. Freaking the sheets.
Remember her flip type head? What about share hi house Mike. Yeah,
he's a great gentleman. I liked I like the nicknames.
And now we've got Solada Tony.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Tony needs Tony time, Tony time in the morning, Tony
time at night, and then the weekend Tony time.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You could have Tony just about any time, just about
any time. When is the time? You can't have a
salada in my life all the time? But for a
solada to mass? You don't like a solada?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I like soladi week But I found this woman on
TikTok who is obsessed with maths from all around the
world and keeps a book with all the information in it.
The tribal drum is beating for dobbin a mass, Maddie.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Why because it's hard.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
To keep up it on the people.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Laura has joined us.

Speaker 11 (43:07):
Hello Laura, Hi, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Hello, who's the maths Maddie?

Speaker 10 (43:13):
The maths Maddie. I have two of them, my husband
and my daughter. It's their bonding time. And I can't
stand the show, do you I'm the third wheel. I'm
out at the land room.

Speaker 11 (43:28):
Where masses on, so you leave the room.

Speaker 10 (43:31):
I leave the room, joy. I can't stand it.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
And they love it.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
It's on every night for weeks on air.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Where do you go? I just go in another in
another landroom or in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, it's and that my kids, my daughter and her
partner come around and we watch it. And I got
to tell you, Intimacy Week, it's very hard to watch
as a family. There's too much And if I'm the
sex that's and you can't watch that. That's just too awkward.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
When you agree, Laura, I don't agree, Jos.

Speaker 10 (44:00):
I think my husband's using it as a teaching tour
for my.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Daughter on who to.

Speaker 10 (44:06):
Stay away from.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Speaking to someone on the weekend who works on maths
and they said that they're filming in some giant warehouse
and have the dinner parties and people are screaming at
each other and going for them and say stop for
sec I can hear a plane overhead.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
So in the midst of it all, it's still TV
with TV people producers in that and there's obsession on
there's a plane deal with it around for a thousand.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Having said that, build a sound set so you can't
hear them, Thanks Lauren, and hopefully so you can't hear
what's being said either.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Ruby has joined us.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Ruby, who's the Maddie, Hi.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
It's my husband.

Speaker 10 (44:42):
He refers to Maths as my show, your show is
on your shows on.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I have to escape on the.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Ads and say, oh, it's Ruby time, because he likes
to chat during the show and during the ads, and
I'm scrolling through the little com it's about what people
say about the contestants, and he goes, oh, what are
they saying? What are they saying? And yeah, I said,
you know, I need Ruby, I need Ruby time during

(45:11):
the ads and yeah, so referring to my show, but
it's really his show.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:18):
So our daughter seems to think that it's strange that
her parents watch Masks and she's not interested in it,
and she's twenty. So yeah, I've got a winging poem
and he loves to winge about the show. But it's
all in good fine, a bit of escapism.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
So all in good to you. You need a bit
of Ruby time Ruby in the morning. You might be
a selata. You could be a salata ruby a lot
of money. There's an earworm to be getting on with
you today, Notion podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Scrolling through my phone as is my want, and I
came across a guy. He looks kind of like a
punk rocker, slightly disheveled that he could be a genius,
and in fact, he thinks he's a genius. Haven't listen
to how this went.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I never graduated school, never made it past fifth grade.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I do mathematical equations in the quadruples of algebra without
even doing it on paper.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
You know you ask me mathematical question. I bet you
all you can tell us you're right off the.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Bat twelve times twelve and four times twelve times twelve
is ninety one total times.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I'm sorry, twur times.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Twelve nine hundred, nine thousand, nine hundred and sixty seven,
nine thousand.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
And sixty eight. It's twenty it's twenty.

Speaker 10 (46:36):
One thousand, seven.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Hundred and ninety two ninety one. I don't know, I
haven't miss I haven't said my few days. It's kind
of been crazy. Twenty minutes, twelve times twelve is twenty four?

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay? No, twelve times four twenty eight?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah, t one hundred and forty four.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
By the way, I think I know that, did you
Do you think you would know that, Brendan, because I.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Have evidence here that this is.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
We used to have a competition where you would take
on primary school kids.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Some as young as seven or eight.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Can you count to seven or eight?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Because here's how some of it went.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
What is ten percent of six dollars fifty?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
It would be?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Today? Is Wednesday? What day was it three days ago?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Monday? No? Twelve minus four equals six?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
What is nine times eight forty eight? Lucas, what is
nine times eight?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Correct? That's a disgrace near it.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
You make it sound like you were horrified that it
was It was you, likes someone else had stitched you
up somehow.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
It's and I could see your.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Face as you listening to thinking, what's I right?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
And so you just you? Is that to bring that?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Of course?

Speaker 15 (48:01):
Thank you, jem jam Nation, twenty thousand dollars cash.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
That's what you will get if you're our favorite.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Gholie of the year. Yeah, thanks to myself, stocks and gravies.
What have we got today?

Speaker 12 (48:21):
What gets my goolies is glad wrap. You pull it
out and it tears on the outer edge of the
spool and then unwraps unevenly and breaks and then basically
ends up origami's its whole self into a big mess.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
It really gets my goolies. I agree with that. I
think the glad wrap people do it on purpose. So
you waste so much their product, you use the more
of their product. And they say it's a little bit safety. Say,
someone doesn't joining idiot doesn't cut his hands, give me
the razor sharped gilloteen thing that they used to have.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I still got that one that goes, but it's still
all good, useless.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
The slidey thing, Yeah, that was the dumbest thing I
got that. Of course, what does that mean? I'm just saying,
what else have we got?

Speaker 8 (49:05):
That's a gym and you want to use a piece
of equipment and there's someone sitting on there just texting away.
How many people spend more time at the gym on
a piece of equipment and texting instead of working out.
You go there to use a piece of equipment and
you have to sit there and wait for somebody to finish.
Having a texting conversation. I think there should be a
rule that if you're going to use a piece of equipment.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
No texting.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah, you can't say no phone because a lot of
people have gym workouts, either music or instructions on their phone,
so you can't say no phone.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
And one of those people who Kathy influencers sets up
a camera so you can watch yourself doing.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
A squat So it's Johnny idiot who uses the glad wrap,
but Kathy influencer who films are self squatting.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Intriguing.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Don't follow that hashtag, by the way, with a badding
with the good If you dat, you can always contact us,
fire the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's six to nine, I'll say, recall.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
An email of Facebook friend.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
When it's three hundred dollars to spend on dinner at
restaurants three one seven, you're can host Shannick's lunch. This
is the only celiacaccredited restaurant in Paramatta.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
The menu looks good. You also get the jonesy amount
of key ring and te towel as well.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Before we even get into this, shall we rehash of
how our day started.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I can't very early this morning. Maybe it was too
early for Jonesy Meglodon's nodding your head shaking her head.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Do you think that's a nod? Shake of the head nodding.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
No, each a nod's the opposite of a shake.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Nodding. Oh wow, No means yes, yes means don't. Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
We have consent laws, you know, for exactly people like
you don't at me?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Man? All right, Well, every morning we start the show
with our magnificent seven Kenny from Mountain Druet. He heard
you be full of madness this morning madness and he
kind of felt sorry for you.

Speaker 9 (50:50):
I'm behind him times.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Too, Okay, I still answer the final.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
Suit was my sati.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
My brother still answers the phone with that.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Really how many years and since that happened?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
And he's a truck driver right at you two. That's
enough of your greedy is.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Up next with Ugly Phil.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
We'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation. Then
good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
Good goode wipe the two.

Speaker 13 (51:20):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.