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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I didn't want to talk about Bonnie Blue again on
this show. I'm just sick of the morality, the ethics
around all of it, from the grubbiness, the grubbiness on
all parties behalf and yet I heard a very interesting
conspiracy theory about the woman herself. Yeah, be sharing that
group chats.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
A lot of people have said that trying to keep
up with the group chat is like having a second job.
It is exhausting. Yes, we'll put that to the pub
test and see what you think.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
The Gold Logi nominees have been announced. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Absolutely. You brought something to the table about chat GPT.
Your friend's son's friend, Oh do keep up? Yes, has
to do a comedy of routine because he lost a
bit exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
He rang me for some advice, for.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Some advice, and you said, look to technology.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, got if you kids like technology, go to chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's where it began. Then we thought, does chat GPT
do a radio show? Be our radio shows to see
what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Also, the tribal drama will beat for Finally I can
say it. I never liked dot dot dot old dot
enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
The legendary part jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Congratulations, man, we're theready right now.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Anyone set now, good good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist set and Amanda, shoot
time we're on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Tell the money to you.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
How are you today?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh, I've had on my way in here, all was
going well. I had a great run on the traffic lights.
All was well, and then.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
My cars had to go beep beep, and it's telling
me that I've got reduced pressure in my right rear
tire and to pull over, which means presumably a flat tire.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
And to pull over or if I had run flats,
which I think I do. It says drive under fifty
k's and then pull over safely. So I came into work,
but I was going across a harbor bridge and I thought,
of course, I'm going to my car is going to
stop here, Like the time when I ran out of
petrol Iz in the tunnel. It never happens just on
a side road. It's always the big roads. So anyway, there's.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That how you run out of petrol I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Was my problem. I know, but this isn't no, not
at all.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
So I got out. I looked at the time from
where I stood, it didn't looked less deflated than the others.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, you do have run flat tires on that, so it.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Won't ever look deflated.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, it'll it'll be okay. And I'll have a look
after the show. I'll get down there and we'll see
if it's got.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
A nail in there, because normally I take it if
I've got to get a new tire and go to
Bondou junction but can't drive that far and a run.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah you could, and you can get them to pump.
You can get them to plug run.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Flat tires as well.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
These days there was a big con or you can't
plug from You got to go and buy.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Last time it was torn, they couldn't play.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
It ripped the cydeball open.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
But the run flat tire has a strong outer and
a strong inner, like it's thicker than your normal tire.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
So the cydeball's very strong, and so.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
They might be able to plug it.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
And the reason they they're against plugging tires because the
tire industry would die if everyone is plugged their tires.
But also in the German autar barn where you're doing
two hundred billion kilometers per hour, which I was.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Doing this morning, do you need to make an appointment
to get a new time?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
No, you just go in there you see one of
your tire guys. You can go and see, you know
down my way trend tires.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
They're really good. Why would I.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Try that when there's one that I always go.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
To bother type. We love those guys. They are big
friends of the show.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, I think in the game, will my tire get
me there?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It will, that's my question. Yes it will? Okay, yep,
no worries.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
After the show.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'll hold the car up while you look underneath, and
if it sort of slowly comes down towards you ignore it.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Thank you incredible, holk. That'd be great. What about you
just staying under fifties like speed?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I know it's very hard, and all the cars around
me will be anxious. That's what happened on the way
to here today. Cars were just annoyed that I was
going so.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Normally people are kind of anxious when they're around you anyway, when.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's not true. I know you enjoy the trope of
me being a bad driver, but that is not true.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're not a bad drive.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm not I'm a very good driver.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You're a very You're not an enthusiast, that's all.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, Well, what about what my son said about your
driving all those years ago when he was just a child.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're in the car and we're driving.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
You were giving the bird to everyone out the window.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I gave a guy the sustained finger, not like a
short finger, not that there was one.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Was just Jack's about eight in the car.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Jack's like, what, eyes are wide open? And I said,
I said, mate, what do you Is there a problem against?
Mom doesn't think you're a good driver? And I said,
doesn't matter about what your mum thinks. What do you think?
He said, you're not ideal?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Do you think I'm a brilliant driver?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Does he?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't know. I've never asked been game to ask.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Let's get him on the line. Now, let's bring in Jack.
It's Tuesday, action packed show.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Today, is it? What have we got, Well, we've got plates.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
We're gonna talk about the Gold Ladies nomination nominations field
for your friendly because I reckon this year you would
have won easy.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's a look. We'll talk about it later. Let's talk
about all sorts of things.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
But I would have put the house. Well, I put
the house on your winning last time. I think you
were robbed twice.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
How many houses have you lost?

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Now?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
A few?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
But this year particularly, you would have won easy, peasy.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
There's no ply for your work the piano. If so
maybe next year, well you look.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
If if some butts were candies and that's we all
have a Mary question.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Next year I'll have my own TV show, So then
I'll be up there and it'll be you and me
against what's your show?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
And you show him doing what's that? I'm still waiting
for the call back.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
But what is it?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I can't say I signed an ndah.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, it's going to be big.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Are you making this up?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's true, like I haven't heard otherwise.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
So that's the Wow Show many many years ago and
now it's come back again.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Just put your pants for cat.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
PPC.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, going to have a feisty competition, then.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We'll talk about that.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
We call it PPC for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Also, Instagram makes return and we can't do anything till
we do the Magnificences Number one.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Japan is known as the Land of the Rising Watch Nation.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The Magnificent seven is seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I've been pushing Brendan for information about his new show.
Give me one little scrap of info.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I went for in test for it twenty years ago
and you didn't get it. Didn't get it. It was
but they were very keen, was so they tell me.
At the time, they were very keen, keen, keen keen.
And then recently it happened again.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's not to be host of the project, is it?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
No, I've got some news for it.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
But they came back and you know, I've done a
lot of screen test a lot of auditions for various
TV shows, but this one it just felt right, you know,
And even if I get this one, I will know
that whatever I did that was that was great.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Everything just worked.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
And to let me ask you this for your edition,
did you have to dance or to sit in the chre?

Speaker 9 (07:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
And I just had to do it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
The only thing holding me back from getting the show
if they decided to go with a member of the
opposite with somebody else, well, no, a woman like So
that's the only thing that I can think about that
would stop me. That's the only thing.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
You're a bitter. Do you know the other men who
went for it?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah? Yeah, I do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
And the only thing that helps me through all of
this that knows that I'm assert because there's not enough white,
middle aged guys on TV these days.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
So I think I think I'm banging there.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, you're absolutely a minority. You probably need to push that.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I think it's the time for the white, middle aged
fifty seven year old guy.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I think it might be to a TV show.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Maybe you're right, So this could be a next year
you and I six months at yours, six months at mine,
when we win the LOGI.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm getting a lot of mixed messages and I'm enjoying
all of them.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, I can't talk. I can't I'm working with Sybil.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I can't talk to him much eighteen different personalities.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Warren is in Castle Hill, Oho, Warren's good morning, Joy, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Hello Warren. Japan is known as the Land of the Rising?

Speaker 9 (08:40):
What fun?

Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Which American rapper has the nickname mister three oh five
and mister worldwide?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
And he shares his name? Do you know what I'm
talking about?

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Warren?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
He's like, yes, people, yeah, people.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Why mister.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
You're not the people? Can we have more people?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
And were aware?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's the Why is he mister three o five? Do
you know Warren?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Warren?

Speaker 10 (09:15):
No, No, I don't know that, but you should play
more people?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Really?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Do you know a lot of people have been going
to attend his concerts wearing board caps. I can see
a picture of it here, just to see if beige skulls.
They should be hosting TV shows. There's not enough white people.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's like an ugly feel convention. Let's play you write
that down and get some more people on the radio.
Do you think that will help us?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Warren?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, they can't, Okay, okay, let's play sing it back, Warren,
can you sing the next line of this song the trees.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Over the seas on the grease to anywhere? Please just
get up where.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
I want to fly?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
He's Ryan. You didn't sing it. He will have another
crack run. We'll play it again, Warren. Have another go
on the cheeks, from the seas, on the grease to anywhere.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Please get up where.

Speaker 9 (10:31):
I want to fly.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You've left out a crucial word, but I think we'll
give it. What do you think?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Well, there's an intense there is an integral part of
that song that you're missing.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
We need another word. Do the line again?

Speaker 11 (10:46):
Away?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You work for it, Warren. So, Lendy Kravitz has announce
his first Australian during thirteen years.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Aby pecks his underpants.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well, I hope he packs some strength and gussets.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
And Chris Martin, remember we had an interview with Lenny
and we were told not to mention.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That when he split his pants with his crouched down,
his leather pants split not good enough stitching. But there
wasn't any underpan arrangement. The pendulum swung out.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
It was like a nick frill necked lizard popping out.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have the child together, and
what fruit inspired the name of that child?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Warren?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
They didn't call it that, so Gwyneth Pultrow and Chris
Martin have a son called Moses. But what's the daughter's name?
And it was a name. She's named after a fruit.
That's a question numberfore Sam podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
The Magnificent Seven is where we're at the.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Question number four. It's going to Sam in Orang Park Halo, Sam,
Good morning, Amanda Jonsey. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. They've
got a son called Moses, and I wonder if he
separates the water in the bath carries the tablets around.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
My brother, did a poo in the bathroom were a
little and that's separated everywhere?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Gwennet such a beautiful biblical story and Chris Martin have
a child together, a daughter named after a fruit. Do
you want me to give you some clues or you're
just going to jump on in. I'll jump on it.

Speaker 12 (12:25):
Apple.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It is Apple true. Well, that's a little weird, but
then you sort of accepted.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Now she has a sticker on a forehead.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
True or false?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
The United States has the most airports in the world.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Is this true or is it false? Sam?

Speaker 9 (12:41):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
It is by long way the US both sixteen one
hundred and sixteen airports. Whoa Brazil is second with ninety seven.
Many of these are just commercial airports yep, so they're
only used for shipping and receiver.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I mean, if we got five, what.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
About the new fancy one, the fancy pants one?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Just I have six?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Here we are.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Question six, the nominees have been announced for which Australian
Awards Ceremony.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Logis bereft of Amanda Kell. I'll say this to you, Sam,
and you will agree with this.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
If Amanda was up against the current crop, she would
certainly win this.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't agree that totally. Oh thank you, Sam, I've
lost a power of speech. I don't agree that question number.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Seven, though you would, Sam agrees, I agree.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
We'll talk about it later. I'm going to I don't
agree with that. Question seven. Who's the only man in
the running for the Gold Logi this year? He'll be
thrilled to you say, but no, he's not.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'll bring back Carlos. It'll help him out if you
got that. Janine is in Colletont.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hello, Janine. In the field of the Gold Logi nominees
is only one male. And even he has said, like
you said before, Brandy said, you know why shouldn't they
give it to the middle aged white man? He suggested
they don't. But who is it? He won last year?

Speaker 9 (14:04):
Or he won last year?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Larry Larry Larry one last year. I do apologize he
won a few years.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Ago, he won the year before last, or the year
before that.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I think Sonia won the when you were last up
for it on Logi's Night. Finally enough, so, who's the
only man in the running for the most Popular personality
for the Gold LOGI?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Who is it? More?

Speaker 10 (14:31):
I'd like to say it's Jonesy, but.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
It's actually waiting.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You see me on this show if it happens, and
will we see you on it if it doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, you're not going to see me on the shof
it doesn't happen. If it doesn't happen, and I'll go
back to doing this.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well, are you going to leave this if you get it?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah? For sure? Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Don't be cavalier about this stuff, Brendan, No, just be
serious because people listen to this show wanting to know
what's happening. If you get a TV show? Are you
not going to do this?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I would never leave, so you have to be since
leave this for TV many many, many times, and I've
always said no, always said no, I can do both.
It's like you do both. You do a bon shows.
Womans are you doing the piano? You're doing that other show?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
What other show?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's another show you're doing with Chris Brown that we
can't talk about.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh yeah, well that's been done.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Can we talk about that?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I only did one episode of it. Yeah, yeah, no,
but we both work this stuff around radio. Because you
made it sound like you'd leave, I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
You would say that I wouldn't leave this.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Well, then that's what you need to say, because people
people want to be here with us.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Everything's okay. Mum and Dad aren't splitting out.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
It's okay, that's great.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Mourn cares.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
She just cares about the prizes she's won there. She's
running many two hundred and fifty dollars to spend the Cogan.
Cogan dot COM's end of financial sale is on now.
Financial Years sale is on now Coging dot Com. Click
it Awesome a double pass to the Titanic Human Story
Exhibition now open. Walsh, Baby and Jonesy and Amanda characters
who caricatures for you to carry in and substanber pencils,

(16:05):
more anything you'd like to add, just thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
It made my day.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, if we can do that, we're absolutely thrilled.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Well done.

Speaker 8 (16:15):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Jones and Amanda.

Speaker 13 (16:22):
Remember I had that big motor you've had about Tanda,
which a big one r And remember I was on
the more feet that I had an accident combing through
the jarmanac at big Bog of musical facts.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
On this day in nineteen eighty four, Bruce Springsteen released
his head Dancing in the Dark.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Do you remember where you were when you heard that?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I remember how great was don't remember exactly where I was?
Was I dancing in the dark? I'm not sure whoa
at a torch under my face?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Have?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I guess how many albums he has sold over his time?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Twenty billion, that's why, Well, I just don't you've ruined it.
Eight billion.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
There's still to way too high.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Twelve bill, no records?

Speaker 5 (17:04):
You know?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Good have is one hundred and fifty million records.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
He's one out of twenty Grammys, and often he's encapsulated
what America is about. You remember when Ronald Reagan all
those years ago wanted to use Born in the USA
as his election song, and he said no.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
He said no, because it's not about that.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's about a Vietnam vet coming home to him in
America that he didn't recognize, where he wasn't respected on.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
His land of hopes and dreams.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
To in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago, Bruce said
this about his homeland.

Speaker 14 (17:38):
The Mighty Eastreet Band is here tonight to call upon
the righteous power of art, of music, of rock and
roll in dangerous times in my home.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
The America. I love, the America.

Speaker 15 (17:55):
I've written about that has been a beacon of hope
and liberty over two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Years, is currently in the hands.

Speaker 15 (18:03):
Of a corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous administration. Tonight we ask
all who believe in democracy and the best of our
American experience to rise with us, raise your voices against authoritarianism,
and let freedom ring.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
So that was for England.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That was in England on freedom. The left one's freedom,
the right one freedom. So why don't they get together
and then we've got freedom.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Donald Trump responded by calling Bruce a dried out prune
of a rocker.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
And then I saw they put pictures side by side
of Bruce in really good nick walking in his swimming costume.
He said, trump on the golf course, he said, who's
a dried out old brune?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Now anyway, let's get back to the music. What Thatt's easier?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Gem Spawnny Blue, if you don't know who she is,
is a only fans influenza of a sexual nature and
her big deal is to see how many people she
can have it off within a limited period of time.
She came to schoolies last year and was last year
or the year before to try and entice young Australian

(19:09):
schoolies to have sex with her, which she would film
for OnlyFans. I think the immigration got the better of her,
Thank goodness, and send her home. She's English her latest escapade.
And I didn't want to talk about this. I'll tell
you why I'm talking about it at the end. I
didn't want to even mention this because I just think
I'm sick of this stuff. But she wanted to set

(19:30):
up her most controversial stunt yet yet. It was supposed
to happen last weekend, a petting zoo that would have
seen her tied up for a two thousand person petting
zoo she was going to be tied up in a
glass box for twenty four hours. She says, I'm all yours,
tied up, gagged, bent over, begging, however you want me,
you have me, no limits, no breaks, just me in
a box and ready to be used. Blah blah blah

(19:52):
blah blah. Promotional material described the event as dirty, intense
and completely open. This was how she promoted it herself.
And what's interesting is that only fans have canceled the event.
They have said this extreme challenge content is not available
on OnlyFans, is not permitted under our acceptable use of policy.
In terms of service, She's taken things too far, so

(20:15):
we knew this. I read that this was going to
be happening on the weekend. As I said, it's being canceled.
But the reason I'm bringing it up.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Do you think it's like the era when we were
kids about the stuntman, the motorcycle stunt man, and there's
stunts would get more and more and more, jumping cars
and buses and stuff like that. Evil canevl Jale Buggins,
our homegrown stuntman.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
He tragically passed away. He took his own life back
when he was twenty one.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, he does have to up then.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
And once you do that, you've got to keep doing.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
It, got to keep doing it. Well, this is where
as society, and we've spoken about this before, needs to
step in and say we don't need to keep doing that,
want that we don't need to escalate this. Let's look
at the behavior of the young boys that are lining
up to sleep, sleep with her, to have one minute
with her. Well, look at the behavior of everybody here,
the enablers, the security guards of this or that. Hey, everybody,

(21:06):
you happy with yourselves anyway, this event has been canceled.
But what interested me about this was I saw this
on social media a few days ago, a conspiracy theory
about Bonnie Blue. It's only alleged, but it's juicy.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
So it's nail speculation that Bonnie Blue was actually a
man someone called Corle Butler and born in nineteen eighty five,
had to change when he was thirteen and then became
Bonnie Blue.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Oh so, well.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
It's only alleged for all the people that want to
line up. Doesn't matter if you're just poking at a thing,
does it matter to you? But how intriguing?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
What if you go into that box and get it
to do your taxes.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I can't do today's word or Bonnie, can you help me?
Doesn't have to take you're writing in She said she'd
do anything.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'll do something your wife won't do. Can you iron this?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
That'd be worth it?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Jungxy jam Nations podcast down to the jonesy demand of
rabs in the pub test. A twenty twenty four survey
has said of one thousand and five people surveyed by
Secure Data Recovery, eighty six percent of people are in
between one and four group chats.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well, it was interesting. Was America's Father's Day recently last weekend,
and someone posted this about a text to the family
group chat that their father had sent. He said, I
can't keep up with the pressure of always having to
lull or like or heart everyone's random thoughts, picks and
amusements for all future texts. I love them, love them,

(22:48):
or like them unless it's bad than I dislike them
in perpetuity. I can't live with this pressure. I'm out.
Someone has said he you actually forty two percent of
participants in that survey you spoke about so that managing
their group chats was like a art time job. It
felt like a part time job.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, I agree. I was looking at my chats. We
had the Jaminator's chat.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
That's our office team, but.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
There's only you and I left from the original Jaminator,
so we don't use that anymore. We've got the Grease Chat.
That's when now friend, I love the musical Grease. Now
this is our friends and media group of friends ween
able to Greece and to get away from paying excessive
phone bills. We set up the WhatsApp grill for that.
Then I've got the Old Sailor's Chat. Then I've got

(23:30):
the chum Chat. There's too many chats.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I've had a few that overlapped recently, the group chats,
and it was someone's birthday, and there's a Venn diagram
of the overlap. So we had to wish you abby
birthday on one. So it's funny because I texted it
privately say birthday, when everyone else did it on the
So I did it on two separate things.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
How do you feel about the group chat? Because they're convenient,
they're easier, all that stuff, but they can be overwhelming
if you're on too many.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I will say this, I've switched off all my notifications.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
What twelve messages?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Who has died a Facebook messenger? I can't deal with
group chat?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Do they pass the pub test? Jem jam Nation, John
and Amanda. You once said on my birthday, happy beepan birthday.
Who do I give the money to? It was part
of the speech Worsmith. Well, I've just had the Canadian
Grand Prix. You know I love talking about the Grand Prix.
I talk about little.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Else wheelhouse right there, wheelhouse.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Well, Lewis Hamilton went from went from fourth to seventh.
His car got a hole in the floor of it
not get through richer because he ran over a groundhog
during the race. So this is in Canada, As I said.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Has that happened to him before?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
No? Oh boo.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
He confirmed that his race had been derailed by damage
caused by a groundhog that had find its way into
the middle of the track. You've been to a Grand
Prix race, you know the naw all of that around
it and all the ballards and the scaffolding, and it
made its way onto the middle of the track. His
Ferrari suffered damage to its floor had a significant impact

(25:12):
on the car's performance. This happened on lap twelve He
said he wasn't aware he'd struck it until he was
told by the team's engineer later in the race, and
he said, because he's a vegan and an animal lover,
but this has devastated him. He said, I heard I
hit a ground doog, a ground dog, a groundhog. Devastating.
I love animals and it's so so sad, and it's

(25:32):
never happened to me before. But the floor, the right side,
there's a hole in it and all the veins are
all gone.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Either of the car. Yeah, yeah, the veins. Yeah there
are cars.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I always think of that time at Bathist all those
years ago, russell ingall, remember when you hit that kangaroo.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Oh go right behind him.

Speaker 15 (25:52):
Oh that's.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
A pretty shopping vision, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
That's awful.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
This is after they replay at fifty times and the
typical guys because they all got into the gun. As
you can see, the kangaroo has just imploded as it's
been hit by the car. And then one of them says,
it's probably a bit distressing for the people back at home.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yes, and it wasn't even wearing a lanyard.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
There.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
How did to get a pit passed.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
And was a like for girl, So at least this
was just a groundhog. Well Punk's attorney Phil editing the
weather that year Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
God, I wanted to get on right now. I'm taking
now to your windows, your.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Head on a yell hell.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
The survey of one thousand and five people discovered that
eighty six percent of those are in between one and
four group chat.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's a lot, isn't it, And forty two percent of
those have said that managing their chats can feel like
a part time job. Yeah, because there's a lot of notifications,
there's a lot of different opinions, a lot of people
who talk about stuff that's not the main thread. Everyone
feels a rude if they don't contribute.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's exhaustible. And then when you miss.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
It because I don't have any notifications on the phone,
it's just too much otherwise. But sometimes I get home
and I go, oh my god, what have I missed?
As you said, who's died?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
And it's no one. It's just a picture of it.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's no one, no one.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
It's a picture of a cat or something like that.
And then there's a laughing emoji and the neither guy
I just can't. I don't have the bandwidth to do this.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
That's why it takes up a lot of bandwidth. How
do you feel though they maybe they're convenient for you.
Group chats do they pass the pub test against?

Speaker 10 (27:32):
I think if people just want to talk to me,
they ut no.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
There's way too many group chats.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Going around and to the constant notification thing that you
get no good for me doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 9 (27:45):
Group chats don't pass the pub test. For if I'm
concerned a day, if you want to say something to somebody, well.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
They do, intwe you send the wrong message to the wrong.

Speaker 10 (27:56):
Group or even the wrong picture, certainly the ones with
the wives in it.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
You know you're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
But also the person who said you're going to talk
to me ring me up. Let me just say out loud,
never ring me, never bring me. I can't handle a
phone call. I've become that person. I don't want to
talk on the phone.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Okay, I won't call you.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
That message to you, Brendan, don't ring mess.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I thought about you last night with the twenty twenty
five LOGI Award nominees coming out, because I thought if
this was the time for you to be up there
with what you've done on the piano this year, you
would certainly win it.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, thanks, that will be next year.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Well yeah, it's too early for the piano to be nominated.
But you know what this comes and goes. You know,
people get nominated one year and then they don't again,
and that's okay. It really is what I felt when
I looked at this group, all lovely people, and that's
what I've always felt every year since this last time
I was nominated, is what a nice group of people
and how easy it would be to be part of
a group that all support each other like this. Because

(28:54):
I ended up being the butt of a joke with Tom.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I don't think you did. I think they'll tell me
how I feel that. Yeah, but I think you've got
it wrong.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I think Tom looked at the industry and he thought, well,
if you know, a bald, red edded guy can't win it,
then and that worked for him.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Well, he wanted to make a joke about the logo,
but not about you. The crossfire about you, and that's fortunate.
And it wasn't Tom that did that. That was the
media that did that. Every interview I did was haha.
Tom says this about it. It was I became the
butt of Tom's joke about the logis.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It wasn't about you were the butt. The Logis were
the butt.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
But it felt like I was the butt at the time.
It felt like I was about You can't tell me
how I felt.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I just think that was miss you were that that
was misguided butt because you weren't the butt.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
But the journal the media played it like I was
the butt, like it was mine to lose.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'm in the media. Well, I never saw it that way.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I saw he was poking fun at the logis and
at the institution of the logos.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, but made but said in passing that this is
all a big, stupid joke and anyone who actually wants
to win it as an idiot.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No, he never said that.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
He kind of did.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
He never said that. He never said those words.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You heard his final spirit.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
He said, he said, and if you look at his
fine I was there when he made the speech, so
was I got it.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
But there was one bit where he went longer.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
But he never said Amanda Keller is a fool and
I'm going to beat her. He never said that. He
looked at the industry as a jacket. He's been in
TV as long as you have.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
The hard thing is, it's a very hard process to
sell yourself and if that was what you're asked to
do in every interview. But this is a really nice
group of people who don't feel they have to sell them.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Someone like Julia Morris, for example.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's her fourth nomination and I feel for her mental
health if she doesn't win this because I know all
these people. I love Lyn McGranger, I love Ali Langdon
Hamis is one of a couple of times, so he'll
be okay if he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Lisa Miller, who hosts one of my favorite shows, Mustard Dogs,
Poe from Master Chef, and Hamish Blake is the only
male nominee, and he has said I think we all
know what This is a quote from him. I think
we all know what to do, and that isn't to
make sure that a lone middle aged white guy gets it.
He said, I'm happy to be nominated, happy to come
this far, but let's not send the but let's send

(31:04):
the gold LOGI to a deserving home.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I reckon the middle aged white guy. I haven't.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
It looks like the most fun process ever, and this
group looked like they could be. But it wasn't in
my final year that I'm not envied that I didn't
get it. I don't feel that I should have got it.
I never sincerely have those feelings. I just wish I'd
enjoyed the process more. And this looks like a fun year.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
You're very good. Next year, you'll get it. Don't against
each other.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Doesn't tell me again, why you say this? What show
are you doing up for the gold next year?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
This mark mark my words, you and I. It'll be
six months at my place.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I look forward to it. Be fun and.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
The campaign I'm going to run.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Oh my god, give me a night, give me an insight.
What will it be? Something hurtful or something fun?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
And I'll say breath back to it's you will.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Get it now.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
No I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't need it, don't want it.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, seriously going to happen. You'll get it next year
for the piano, because you're really good.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Your moment comes and goes, and I'm very happy with
my careers at the moment. I don't need the gold LOGI.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's seven twenty seven. Don't worry. I'll make it.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Happen.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Oh God, Jonesy and Amanda podcast Jones.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
If I was on the celebrity Roast, I'd say, he's.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Got the smallest and meat and potato and the Beershould
we start with that?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I like getting text advice messages from my mate's friends.
Your son Jackie sends me texts every now and then
about stuff, or Liam.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
You know he's got a flat tire.

Speaker 14 (32:39):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I got a text.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
From Connor, one of my mate sons, to scamp Son,
and he said, apparently his mate lost in a fantasy
NBA thing that the kids seem to like.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Doing, fantasy team thing, the.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Fantasy NBA team that he came last to lose in.
This you have to go and do a stand up
comedy routine.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Wow, what know?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
You run?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
So now they got to do.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
This big fear is having to do a stand up
comedy routine.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
So young Connery texted me and he said, if you
got any tips, any advice for him, And I said, well,
just breathe, just relax, mate, That's the That's the thing
about it, because I did stand up many years ago.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
My last gig was very good, actually did very well.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
But the problem has happened on September eleven, yeah, two
thousand and one, and the next night it just has
been no one wanted to laugh, although, well we're all
going to war, so you know, no one's going to
want laughing boy anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
So I gotta gave up and got this job. And
it satisfies me.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
But you can't just breathe. You ys have jokes.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh are you gonna have a jokes to do?

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Well?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I said to Connor? I said, is you made funny?
He goes, yeah, he's a funny, funny guy. I said, well,
there's there's a start, and then there's a suggestion. I said,
why do you just type in the chat GPT give
me a five minute stand up comedy routine?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
So I did this.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I typed in, give me a five minute stand up
comedy routine for a typical twenty year old male, and
is well?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I got opening?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh, so here it is? Okay?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
We're gone to age?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Good stuff?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Everyone, great to see you.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Nice's weird, right, They never tell you adulting is just
googling how.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
To not ruin my life today every morning.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Honestly, my skill level is somewhere between burning toast and
accidentally setting off the smoke alarm while making cereal Wait
for laughter, is this for I laugh?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I didn't write this.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I'm not blaming you. I'm not blaming you.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Speaking of technology, you know, it's supposed to make life easier,
but my phone battery dies faster.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Than my willpower and an or you can eat buffet,
I carry it. I carry a charger everywhere like it's
a life raft.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Seriously, I've developed separation anxiety from my charging cable.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Wait for laughter.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Also auder correct, It's like that drunk friend who won'ts
to stop embarrassing you. I type thanks and it changes
to thanos. So now apparently I'm making a Marvel villain.
I'm thanking a Marvel villain in every text.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Actually, so are you going to send this to well?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I said, chatting your own thing like type in your
own thing as it changes each time.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
It's quite extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I mean that you know there are jokes in there,
and it would take the pressure off him to have
some jokes written.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You're standing when you.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Bookie Gowly, look on my face? What else have you got?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Perhaps we should get Digital Jenner on this, just to
see if we can help out the young fellow because
he's going to be a guy mere hotel tonight.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Oh god, and the last thing he watches you sending
people down there, I look at you.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Know, it is hard. I've done it before. It is hard.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
It's quite satisfying when it works, and it's very crushing
when it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah. Podcast. I got a text from a maide of
mine's son.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
His mate is going to do a stand up comedy
routine tonight at the pub. He lost a bet. He's
going to have to do this stand up routine. I
just realized he's got to go for ten minutes. That's
a lifetime for an open mind.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
He doesn't have to do sure no no, like you know,
Jerry Seinfeld barely does ten.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
It's you know, when when we ever do stuff, people say,
you just get upstage and talk for ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
That is the hardest thing to do.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Anyway, I typed into.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I gave him some advice, like, you know, just you know,
be yourself firstly, is he funny? Yes, get up there
and just breathe, Just relax because if the crowd want
you to succeed, they want you to look confident, and
you're just.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Going to be I need the crowd needs to feel safe.
Easier said than done.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Joke there and relax, I sort of said, well, type
of the chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
The thing is, you've read out the jokes that you
sent in, that you typed in. So is that the
routine he'll do tonight?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know, because it keeps coming up. I just did
another one.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I typed him give me a five minute stand up
comedy routine for a typical twenty year old male, And
so now it's got so a different one came up,
so it's got Hey everyone, great to see you, et cetera.
Wait for wait for wait for applause. On adulting and chores.
Adulting means realizing that the laundry is just a black
hole where sock go to dire. I'm convinced there's a
secret sock society of sock thieves living inside my washing machine.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
That joke is about one hundred years old.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Wait for laughter, Did you right.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Put it in into a time machine?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
You don't mind that? Why? I like that?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That's terrible, but it does beg the question we'd chat
GPT if you can do it for stand up comedy,
albeit not great? What about breakfast? Radio shows or radio
shows in general, because more and more we are being replaced.
And when I started in radio, there was like a
litany of announcers across the day through the night.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Now there's one left.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
But they're not replacing just us here. They're not replaced
yet by AI. But for how long digital Jenna has
joined us?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Hello? So if you typed in breakfast Show Jones and Amanda,
it would analyze things we've said in the past and
get a sense of our personalities and put that into
certain topics. Is that what it does? Yep?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
So it pretty much grabs all the information that we've
publicly made available on Internet and through its algorithm, spits
out what we want.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
So in real time. Pretty much. So it can scan
our entire history of everything we've ever said in real
time and spit out a conversation between the two of us.
And if you typed it in ten times, you get
ten different conversations.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
So, for instance, I can rune in write a script
for a segment on Jonesy and Amanda, not a challenge
or competition, just their fun, easygoing morning chat style. Make
it topical, relatable, and wow, it spits out things instantly.
So I've got a few examples. I've just done it.
We've got Jonesy and Amanda News Break, Middle East Update,

(38:39):
but let's keep it real.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
We've also got DIY disasters when you should have called
a trady. We've got when nature calls loudly?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Is that these topics it has come up with? I mean,
when nature calls loudly, isn't a thing you've typed in? No, No,
as we talk about it about just it slightly at
the time, you're a poo jogger you to come back to.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
We've also got twenty twenty five Gold Bogey nominees, Who's in,
Who's out, Who's questionable?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
And Amanda's flat.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Tire fiasco Okay, and last but not least, Kyle Sandlands.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
We're going to.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Start World War three.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
We haven't mentioned chat.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
GPT is going to start World War three between us?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Can you put all those words into the chat GPT?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
What else is there.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
That'll do us when we come back. Let's have a
look at what it thinks you and I are going
to say about those things, and we have to read
it verbati, read it verbatim.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That means as it's written.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Ryan jemis chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
What good is it?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Well, a lot of people are using it from a
lot of jobs, a lot of industries are shifting because
of it. So it's friend to some enemy to others.
We spoke to Jenna before and she has put into
che GPT Jonesy and Amanda. So it's gleaned from all
of the Internet, all the stuff we've ever talked about.
And she's given it a number of topics, and there's

(40:09):
six or seven of them here. But let's just pick
one and let's read out how it thinks we would
do this topic. This is what chat GPT thinks we
sound like, right, this one the Middle East, one of
all of the must do Middle.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
East News break, Middle East Update brackets. But let's keep it.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Let's keep it real, all right. So this is how
it goes. These aren't our thoughts. This is chat GPT thinking.
This is what we'd say, go Jonesy. Before we dive
back into the fun, got to give a quick shout
out about what's going on over in the Middle East.
It's been pretty heavy news lately, lots of serious stuff
happening that's hard to ignore.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, it's a real reminder the world's got some wild
stuff going on, even when we're just trying to enjoy
our morning Kappa and a maybe a cheeky scon.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
When have we ever said that exactly? I say makes
you want to hug your dog a little tighter, or
appreciate that your biggest drama today might be a dodgy
coffee machine.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
And hey, hey, if the world feel have as gone
a bit much right now, it's okay to step back,
have a laugh.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Maybe put on some ridiculous dance moves in the kitchen.
Trust me, that's therapeutic.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Oh for sure. And while the serious stuff is happening,
there are still heaps of good vibes out there, what
like the local cafe down the road donating free coffees
to healthcare workers. That's the kind of thing that gives
you hope.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Love that.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
So yeah, stay informed, but don't forget to find those
moments of joy.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Where does Brendan Jones ever said that?

Speaker 5 (41:37):
God?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
All right, enough serious chat, let's get back to some
tunes that'll lift your spirits right.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Now, Before we move on, I just want to give
a big shan out to Aaron Molan over in Israel
right now.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Wow eron mate.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Eron mate, hope you're keeping safe and doing your usual
Aussi thing, starting strong and making us proud no matter
where you are in the world.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Keep the famous smile going erin. We're all rooting for
you here.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
So that is chat GPT. You know, when are we
going to have maybe a cheeky scone? So look, that's
very interesting. Chat GPT is not going to solve the
world's problems. Is not going to replace you and I Brendan.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I hope When is the root and start type it
in and.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
See podcast instance and Amanda's here.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
It is ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
could pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time. But mins you get
all the questions right, you want one thousand dollars, you
can risk it like we did yesterday.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
What about that two thousand dollars for the bonus question?
But it's double or nothing, Please do it. Here is
your bonus question? Who wrote the book Green Eggs and
Hamish doesn't always go that way we go Sometimes Jonesy

(43:06):
will lure you to risk it all and it won't
go your way, but it sometimes it does.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Will it go? Sean of Hornsby's way, Aho, Sean.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Hey, guys, how's it going very well? Thank you? We've
got ten questions, We've got sixty seconds, and if you're not,
you'll say passed. We didn't have time to come back.
But are you ready to play? Yeah, let's give it
a crack. Let's give it a crack, Sean, because he comes.
Question number one? What fruit is used in apple pie?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Apple?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Question two? How many days are in the month of June?

Speaker 12 (43:36):
Three?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Question three? Finish this line? The wheels on the bus
go round and round? Question four? Graceland was home to
which singer Elvis? Question five? True or false? The medical
word for bad breath is halatosis.

Speaker 10 (43:51):
True.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Question six. In which Sydney suburb did a Porto's originate? Bond?
Question seven? Sumac and dooker are types of what? Question eight?
Who killed Mufassa in the Lion King? Question nine? What's
the name for a group of crows?

Speaker 14 (44:10):
Murder?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Question ten? How many movies are in the die Hard franchise?

Speaker 11 (44:15):
Ah three, four, four, five, five?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh barger, you sailed through the rest of them?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh well, oh sure, and you had so much time?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh sure?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
What it is? It is?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
What it is?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
But it is a plot, if it's any consolation. Die
Hard five was dreadful, so let's just forget that.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
And I finished at four.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
It was for a good one. She four wasn't very
good either, finished it one.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Die Hard five was a good day to die Hard,
and die I had four was die Hard four point
zero and that was right, And die Had five was.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Just a movie.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
And the whole time I was asking that question, I
was thinking about Fast and Furious. I forgot it was
about die Hard.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
See how the bald guy? Sure movie? Yeah, and best
that you did.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
An interesting statistic I just mentioned it earlier. Eighty one
percent of people say they've pretended to like something just
to fit in. We've all done it. Well, eighty one
percent of people have said they do. But I think
we all done it when I was much younger, well,
even tonight today. I'll start with this. When people talk
about Mash, I haven't seen people know all the episodes

(45:39):
off by heart. I didn't see that much of Mesh
because I pretended to like Mash and at school pretended
to like Mash. But secretly I was sitting in our
kitchen on a very small black and white I wasn't
sitting on the small black and white television. I was
watching it, watching Little House in the Prairie that was
done at the same time.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Were you manifesting aspirationial one day?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I'll be, And so I watched The Little House in
the Prairie. When I went to school, I told people that,
like them, I was watching mash.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Because if you said you watched Little House on the Prairie,
your head would have been flashed down the Duney.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Well, there might have been other secret Michael Landon fans
and Little Pint fans and churning your own butter fans.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I don't know pretty thin on the ground. I will
a bit talk Central on.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Them's fighting woods.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
But yes, you know, really that show is just half
bite churning butter.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
No, it wasn't. There was a lot of tragedies. Everyone
went blind and was bitten by snakes, and Michael Landon
was handsome. That was the through line of every episode.
How about you? Have you pretended to like stuff? But
you you haven't?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, cricket, I do.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
You don't pretend to like cricket?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I used to.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I used to pretend to like cricket.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
You're over at our place in Australian not to like
horse racing.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I pretend to like that. People go, what are you
on to you? The races are on? What do you
what do you got? What do you like us?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Remember when you were at our place once and Hardy
was watching the cricket match and you were pretending to
watch it with him.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Well, he's a giant cricket fans.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
And then you said that player's heads on backwards and Harli.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Said, what do you mean? I said, have a look,
rewind it rewinded.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
His head wind rewind.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
He's got one of those bodies where it looks like
his head is on backwards.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
And then we rewound.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
He said, oh no, it just looks funny. And then
we got back real time and a wicketed for him.
Harley had watched for a day and a half of
that wicked yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
And then and then he couldn't get it back.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
I just said, you know, when you said that he
plays heads on backwards, we just should have said shut well.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, because I'm not a cricket perv. I don't get
into it. I've got a short attention span.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
So the tribal drum is going to beat for this
what are we going to call it? Finally I can
say it. I've never liked dot dot no heads on backwards.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Well, Graham Goldman from ten CC went to his first
Cricket crame just.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Like forty seven, just recently, forty seven years after he
sang that song.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
He did in song say that he didn't like it,
and then.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
He admitted to loving it.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Sarcastic being boiled in a pot podcast. The travel drum
has been beating. Finally I can say it. I never liked.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
We're people pleasers. We try and fit in with the
pack and eighty one percent of people so they pretend
to like something just to fit in. At school, I
said how much I loved MASH, and now I don't
mind watching MASH. But I haven't seen nearly as many
episodes as everyone else because I was in another room.
I was watching a small black and white television of
Little House in the Prairie when.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Cricket didn't like it, but you couldn't say it back
in those days, because you know.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
The Dennis Lily days. To be drummed out of the.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Regiment and come out and say something else. I had
a cycle racing to speak you to like it. Yeah,
people go, hey, what do you think of the GP's
going on?

Speaker 5 (48:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
When I watch it, they just go around the track.
I don't know if you want to see them to
some jumps or something. Even that bores me. I love motorcycles,
don't get me wrong in my part of my DNA,
but I just.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Don't like phychornography.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I don't w W what other people do.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I'd rather be Johnny on the spot.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Nessa's joined us?

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Hello ness, good morning?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
How are you come out and say it? What have
you never liked?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (49:21):
This is really an Australian with me, and especially as
someone who grew up in Australia in the eighties, I
don't like ACDC.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
And we won't tell anyone your address.

Speaker 10 (49:33):
Australian music is my jam like, especially Australian music of
the eighties is my everything. And all of my friends
love akadaka and my husband is obsessed with them, and
I just don't like them.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I don't even know why were you a Bond Scott
girl or a Brian Johnson girl?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Is that is that? Because they swap singers?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Want any of them?

Speaker 16 (49:58):
I don't know who I appreciate their musicality, but I
just don't enjoy the music, and I've never had any
interest in seeing them live. And I've had so many opportunities,
and I've always found an excuse not to go.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Your secret is safe with all of us Nest, thank
you so sharing.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Helen has joined us.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Hi Helen, Hello, how are you great? What have you
finally been able to say you've never liked?

Speaker 9 (50:22):
Well, this is about my daughter. Actually, she had a
boyfriend when Caren milk chocolate first came out. Her boyfriend said, oh,
it'd be nice to try, and she said, oh, yeah,
that sounds really good. So he bought her a hand
of all these carry milk chocolate eggs and chocolate bars
or whatever, and she pretended she liked it, but she
hates carry milk chocolate anyway. She Ever since then, she

(50:46):
hasn't been able to tell her that actually she hates
the toast of carry milk chocolate, and he continues to
buy it for her. Oh no, And she admitted to
him after about a year that she actually I had
a store a stack of it in my water because
she couldn't have it at the home.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
If she had to pretend to have eaten it.

Speaker 9 (51:05):
She's pretending to eat it, and eventually, after a year
she said to him, I do not like Caramelk chocolate.
I'm so sorry, and he admitted he didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Hoodwinked by the Caramelk people because they make you believe
that it's the best in the world.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
But quite frankly, I don't think it's very good either.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Wow, finally without everyone's real feelings about caram Milk.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Amanda, it looks like you care.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Back in a second beautiful day in the Harbor city.
Look at that warship and it's one of ours.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I believe you were anxious earlier this morning.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Well, I thought you got to check the release at
uncertain times.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I don't think you're going to be the first person
imagine I know that we're being invaded.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Australians. We don't notice anything.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
No, the government wouldn't know, the Navy wouldn't know. But
Brendan Jones looking out the window and say, hang on
a minute.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, but you you don't get to look at the
ship like I do. You look at the industrial part
and the.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Harbor, and you like to boast that you can see
more of the harbor.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Bridge in that opera has thing and now this this ship,
but it's a good looking ship.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, well I might start working from home if Fiji
ever want to have a crack added something.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I'm happy for that ship.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Well, coming up next, I've been watching Clarkson's Farm. I
love that show. I wasn't always a fan of Jeremy Clarkson.
Interesting story though, about his mother and an invention of
hers that she said really gave him his education and
funded his life. Talk about it next podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I do want to watch Clarkson's Farm, and it's becoming
a bit like Game of Thrones for me.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Now you haven't left it too late. They're very easy
to watch. You can watch three episodes at once. They're
so charming, and.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I like Jeremy Clarkson did broadcaster and a journalist.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Harley had always loved top gear, and so I thought,
thought of this cantankerous, not Harley. I thought that Jeremy
Clarkson was a cantankerous old beep wit. Yeah, well he
is he is, and I didn't like him for it.
And Harley said, you're going to love this new show,
and I didn't want to. And I've fallen in love
with it. I'm up to series four, but.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I read his columns. He used to write in the
Sunday Times.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I think there was a book came out and what
a great writer, such a good turn of phrase.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Well, in this show he's very kind, and he's funny,
and he's vulnerable and all the things that I didn't
that I didn't think he was.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
You like that, that's your thing. You want kind people.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I want kind people and who wouldn't and people who
can who allow themselves to be the butt of a joke,
which he does in this series because he's out of
his depth trying to run this farm. But listen to
this story that I saw yesterday. Do you know his
mother designed and created the very first Paddington Bear toy
in the early seventies, so the prototypes she made for
Jeremy and his sister. It says he later became a

(53:46):
licensed product that funded his education, helped launch his TV career,
though really more closely it was she they almost got
in trouble for it. His late mother, she passed away
not so long ago, made a Christmas present to her
children year of a Paddington Bear prototype. She thought, isn't
this good? Because the toy was admired by all their friends,

(54:07):
so she and her husband Eddie began making unofficial Paddington
Bear teddy bears in the seventies and selling them at
the local shops. But the book came first, so the
Paddington Bear author Michael Bond heard about them being sold
without his knowledge and was considering suing them for copyright infringement.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I thought that she came up with Paddington Bear.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
No, so the story is already just risked it off.
She said, I'm going to make that toy in the seventies.
It's up for grabs. But listen to this. A chance
meeting between the author, Michael Bond, and the Clarksons in
a lift where they were introduced by a mutual acquaintance
sounds like as a setup to me. Brought a resolution
to this conflict. So during the conversation, the two parties
struck a deal so that Shirley and Eddie were able

(54:51):
to continue manufacturing and selling the bear toys. So the
author said to the Sunday Times, just last year, I
got in a lift with Shirley and Eddie. They were
terribly nice and pretended it had pretended it had all
been a mistake, and we were friends by the time
I got out of the lift. I gave them the
license and so Shirley died in twenty fourteen. And she

(55:14):
said that her son may not have had his successful
TV creer without her innovation because it funded his education.
That's why he wears those boots and those big jackets,
because he wants to still dressed like pattisons there.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
My mum used to make bord shorts like Billabong. She
said they were like Billapong.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Borts, made of chain made.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
And flannels and anvils. Go for a swim mate, off
you go and.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Carry my sewing machine while you're at it, Jem jam Nason.
At the end of the year, we're going to be
giving away twenty thousand dollars to our favorite ghoulie of
the year.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
What have we got today, it's my ghoulies.

Speaker 10 (56:01):
Two words for your chopper chops.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Whatever happened to chopper chops being easy to open these days?

Speaker 10 (56:08):
You've got to be a bloody magician to get a
bloody chopper chop open for the kids.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
That's my girl day.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
They would have been wrapped, found them on the ground,
But that's the glue that they use on those should
be used in its industrial strength.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
You've got to go from the bottom.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yes, I know, but it's so glued you can't undo them.
What else have we got? What gets my gooolies is
when you're driving down the road and the car is
right up your butt, want you to go faster.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Then it passes you and two keys down the road.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
What happens to be stuck at the red light and
you're side by side again?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
What was the point of that?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
What was the point of that?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
But that's what the goolies are for.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
And then you make the little side side eye and
stuff with the lights.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
The face you've just pulled and put anyone.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Off, just myself in out of andurie with the good
If you dipped out, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Twenty thousand dollars could be yours. It's seven to nine.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Our favorite caller email or Facebook friend wins two tickets
to the Good Food and Wine Show, including access to
the Quantro Masterclass.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
You also get a jonesy demand of tea towel as well.
You could maybe take a load that along to the
Good Food and Wine Show.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Sean from hornsby how to crack at Instagram Today, we
play this out of the eight o'clock News. Ten questions
sixty seconds. You get one thousand dollars if you get
them all right. He got all the way to the
end and then kind of cocked it up. He was
on fire until he got to question ten. Question ten,
How many movies are in the die Hard franchise?

Speaker 11 (57:51):
Three?

Speaker 9 (57:52):
Four, four, five, five?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Oh, Barger, you sailed through the rest of them.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Oh well, but you.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Know five was so bad?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
It didn't really Bruce Willison five?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was dreadful, didn't.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
People by then start to think, if this guy's around,
we're all going to get in trouble somehow.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
If you see Bruce Willis say to him, put some
shoes on Nate firstly, in case Hans goober, get you.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Just right, you too?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
That's enough?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Nation? What have you doing this? Do you do it?
We'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation. Good
Blake go did you well?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Thank God?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
That's over?

Speaker 10 (58:29):
Good, good bike wipe.

Speaker 12 (58:35):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 8 (58:50):
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