FULL SHOW: First World Problems (The Kids Edition)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wello, Amanda, here is our podcast, and what a podcast
it is.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tribal Drum is being for first world problems. The kids edition.
Kids have meltdowns over the strangest things and there's no
reasoning with them. So you can be at the shops.
One kid had a meltdown because her mother wouldn't buy
her women's razors. Yeah, that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You also brought to the table a story about the
fourth top singer that was taken to hospital.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
He had some chest pains. He gets taken to hospital.
He made the mistake of saying, you might need to
get some security around me because I might be recognized.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Because I have a big deal.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
They put him in a straight jacket and took away
his belongings and arranged a psych assessment.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Kate Middleton, who doesn't need a psych assessment, but is
the subject of That's Entertainment with m Gillespie.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
That's coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, and pub test COVID COVID. I keep calling vivid covid.
I said to someone on the weekend, my son's off
to see COVID nice Vivid. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I've had enough of that quite frankly. Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Everybody have to do I was now that a miracle
of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
We have so many requests.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
For them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss
killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Congratulations, man, we are there any right now?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I need Jersey and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Your silk now good radio. Sorry, but of a tongue
tongue twist set.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Id Amanda's shoot time we're on there.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Hello, Amanda hate today.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm good. How are you going?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Happy Monday? I'm going? Well, what an action packed we
can What did you do well? I did so much.
I can't remember. Vivid on Saturday night. That was good.
I enjoyed that I was on the capitical cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
How lovely my son was on that well.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I took mum for Mother's Day. She said, ODE look
to go and see Vivid on that Captain good.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Bruise and was a great Liam said, it was terrific.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Liam was on the same bait. But we did you
see each other?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
He saw you from a distance. But there are lots
of people and by the time he's kind of looked
again that life had moved on and you weren't there. Yeah,
you were at the front saying I'm King of the wall.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It was very good. People upset about the drones show
being canceled. I didn't. I forgot all about the drone show.
So when the announcement came on work her through the
drawing show over, I went, oh and I went, what's
this drone show?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
But a lot of people were disappointed. But it's no
one's fault that the conditions weren't right. And I know
people were upset. They left it till the last minute
to say so, but you have to to make sure
that Well, can we go ahead at the last minute
for safety purposes? Now we can't.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I was looking out of the Harbor Bridge and you
know I'm gonna be Harbor.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Bridge perv That's why you can't go on it anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, I'm a Luna Park perve as well. Interesting with
Lunar Park. During Vivid, they dulled the face so the
face wasn't all lit up.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Because it would draw attention away.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh, I looked at her for the worst Luna parks.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, maybe it's not duld. Maybe it's just the other
things are so bright.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, maybe it's always been about Lunar Park and it's
a big gurning face. And they thought, well, why don't
you have the night off? Yeah, anyway, you have the
Harbor Bridge. And interesting, I thought, it's always been gray,
that one color for all its time, except for the
week of vivid incredible imagery. Then on the weekend newspaper

(03:22):
I was reading this letter to the editor from Cole
of Padstone, who writes, how about we change the color
of the Harbor Bridge?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
He's sick of it being gray all the time?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Is a bridge gray for a reason? Is that sort
of the color it has to be for weather conditions?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Interesting thing you say there, because the Golden Gate Bridge
in San Francisco, that orange color apparently was the undercoat,
and San Franciscans enjoyed the color of the red the orange,
and they stuck with it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
So that's probably the only bridge I can think of
that isn't gray.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, but what color would you make the Harbor Bridge
would what color would it be if you were to
do it?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
You know, what would make everyone happy?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
The rainbow. Everyone's favorite color would be in there, and
no one would ever.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Comptain great pride in that.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Let's put a cat amongst the pictures.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Did you be and Peter Dutton right now? That'd be great?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Maybe that's something we could canvas throughout the show today,
because we have an actually canvas. I like the I
like your pun a canvas color, very good canvas color,
meaning like, yeah, I just did a pun I didn't
a canvas isn't a color?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Canvases your paint on the canvas. I know the genius
of myself.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
You've brushed it aside? Okay, are you finding palatable? I
can keep going?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Must you?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Instagram makes us return and we can't do it anything
until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Question one for years all? What kind of drink is
a cold brew?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Nation, we have the Magnificent seven. There are seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, a Manda will say,
a sure.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
What color would you like to see the bridge painted? Then?

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Gray?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I don't like change going.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Through all the paint charts and I just think of it.
You on pistachio cream or one of those new paint
chart names.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You know, what's the problem with the world, that's the problem.
Just gray, give me gray. Gray's in everyone loves gray,
Oh your hair and everything, But it's about getting Question seven,
Darren's in Quakers Hill, Darren.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Good morning, Josy, Good morning, Amanda.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
How are you this morning?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
What color would you paint the Harbor Bridge?

Speaker 9 (05:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Nice blue would be nice.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
There's a whole range of blue. Do you want duck
egg blue? Do you want dark blue?

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Electric blue, electric blue?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Bloo?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Definitely blue. That's kind of sex.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
We'll put it on the list and we'll let the
people know.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
They will run it past infrastructure.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
What kind of drink is a cold blue?

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Darren? That would be a cold coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It is Which famous comedian performed in Sydney last night?

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Someone?

Speaker 7 (05:58):
I've never actually watched an episode off, but it would
be Jerry Seinshell.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Jim My Ride was there last night? What was your report?

Speaker 10 (06:04):
Ryan?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's pretty funny? Anything else?

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, okay, lovely. Question three, let's play the review the
not so secret sound. What sound is this? Darren?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's not my heart.

Speaker 11 (06:23):
When I see a man in the morning, Will there
be horses running.

Speaker 12 (06:31):
Right?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Thank you? Now, this is multiple choice for you. One
of the most successful commanders of World War II was
Bernard Montgomery, and he had a curious way of flirting.
Which of these tactics did he use? A? Did he
draw diagrams in the sand of how he deployed tanks
in future war? B? It's sent love letters via his
personal messenger Pigeon? Or c it integrate military speak in

(06:55):
the bedroom. Notable examples include fire in the hole, let's
open up a new front, an honorable discharge. Do you think,
Darren that it's a B?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Or c.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
Oh, that's a tough one.

Speaker 13 (07:08):
I'll try be No.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Via his personal messenger Pigeon.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Although the Harbor Bridge is shrouded in darkness at the moment,
we're just doing a mini poll.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Cole Berry of Padstowe.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Has written into the newspaper today or the other day
saying that the al Lammack Bridge deserves a better color.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You know, in the darkness, is there some sort of
fluorescent something it could be so twenty four hours a
day it's shining brightly.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
You suggest possibly a rainbow color, because that's nice.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Everyone would be happy because everyone's favorite color would be
in there.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
We've so far had electric blue as a color for
the harbor bridge. I'm traditional. I like the gray. Just
stick with the gray. It's easy, peas.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I think something in fluo bluo. Let's get the moths
around live viz.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Jackie's an ingleburn, Jackie, Hello, how are we jack color?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Would you like the bridge?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
I think a nice ducky blue.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
A ducking blue.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Okay, we're going all blue.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, and that way we get see you in a
fewyears and have to do it all over again. Colors
come and.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Go blue, though, when you get a rust stain on
the blue, it really stands out.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Speaking from your underpants, question number four for you. Jackie Montgomery,
who was one of the most successful commanders of World
War Two, had an unusual way of flirting. Did he
draw diagrams in the sand about how he deployed tanks
in a future war or b in the bedroom? Would
he say things like fire in the hole, let's open
up a new front, and honorable discharge.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
We're going to it is, let's beach with him.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
You start to draw diagrams in the same Now, Monty.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
We're going over the top or are we going over
the top?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
So someone's got crabs.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Around the world, Rock the Baby and walk the Dog
or all tricks performed with what Jackie.

Speaker 10 (08:58):
Stream or woolf No, I know what's your thing.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You'll think of Cat's Cradle. That's not this.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
No, well you did Rock the Baby, and you could
do yeah, rock.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
The bande No, but not you know, I think she's
thinking of the game you play when you have string
around your hands.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
John's in picton.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Hello John, Good morning, Amanda, Jay.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Z Harbor Bridge color for you, John, Electric Blue. I'll
get with that, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh yeah, actually that's true.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
State of original brought it to Minzy.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Around the world, Rock the Baby, Walk the Dog, tricks
performed with what Yoyo Joyo's.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
The Grassy Knoll is an infamous site associated with which
historical event.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
The word show the Grassy Knoll.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's associated with which historical event? What happened at the
Grassy Knoll?

Speaker 13 (09:46):
Clue.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's one of the most famous historical events in the world.
Happened in the sixties.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh no, sorry, John, Justin's in Bogham Hills.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Justin color for a bridge.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
I go black, white and blue for the sharks.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
That would work out quite well.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Okay, the Grassy Knoll is associated with historical event. Yeah,
the assassination of jfk.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Which four time Olympic swimmer has just announced their retirement
justin oh.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
Trigger.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, she had retired some time ago.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
She did. James is in Ashfield.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Hello, James, very well, what color for the bridge?

Speaker 14 (10:37):
I'll go to the blues?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yet, what's blue?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
So who has retired? So she just announced her retirement
a four time Olympic swimmer. Her sister got.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Campbell.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Campbell, very emotional scene. She's missed out. Her sister Bronte's going.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
She come in the trial.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
She finished seventh in the fifty meter freestyle. Her sister
Bronte said, well, Emma mckeirn didn't make it. It's so hard.
Tody Simpson, he's going back to entertainment industry.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
If you always fall back on the entertainment industry, I
like that.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
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(11:29):
chic for the cohen As the state of the pencils, James,
anything you'd like.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
To add, Thanks very much, day mate, which one suggested.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Half to the people that matter so hard for those
swimmers who didn't make it. I really feel for them.
It's hard, isn't it.

Speaker 12 (11:45):
Jonesy and Amanda Gemas podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
All Right, I'm going to flick through the Gentleman, a
big book of musical fans on this day. In nineteen
eighty eight, the Traveling Wilberrees Wilburlize Traveling Wilburries released their
hit Handle with Care. The band is known for being
star studded, and this song, Handle with Care, kicked it
all off. Producer Jeff Lynn was working with George Harrison

(12:17):
and Roy Orbison at the same time. Harrison was thinking
of starting a band. Who have already been in one?
So who else do you ask to join? You'd flick
through your role Indecks and you get Bob Dylan and
Tom Petty, of course, but they couldn't find a studio
to record in, because why would they, They've got no
superpowers between them. Dylan offered up his cardboard box filled garage.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
What would Bob Dylan have in his GARAGEO.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
One boxes apparently, And the label that was often on
those cardboard boxes was this side up, Handle with care, naturally,
So next time you're swooning over all these lyrics, he's right.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, I don't think anyone's swooned over the wilberries, not
for some time.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I don't think anyone's ever swooned.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
No medically, handle them with care? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Well, I think two thirds of them are dead this
side up?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Indeed, let's play it, shall we, before we slag them
off anymore?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
What a fitting tribute living life vicariously through Jim y
Raie and your comprehensive report on Seinfeld Show last night.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
It was pretty funny. Do you want to expand on that?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I had a friend of mine that was going to
go to the show last night.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It was all pumped, I'm going to go and see it,
Go and go and see it, and then discovered at
the last minute it wasn't at the ICC Theater or
as a Cuteos Bank arena. And I said to him,
and then he said, it's a whole I'm not mentally
prepared to go to Cutos Bank Arena in the afternoon.
And he's right about that. With Cutos Bank Arena, there
was a whole song to dance with that joint. When

(13:51):
you go to see a show there.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Why do you show? You want song and dance?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
You know, it drives me crazy that place. You cannot
park a car for love or money.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
As aker and acres of parking space, but you can't
park well.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
If you do park and you get there early and
you're up the top, then everyone else leaves. You're the
last to get out.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
It's very stretched troking on exhaust for.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You, very strong. You're right, you do have to gear
up for it. It's an event before you get to
your event.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Motorcycle parking there's really good. You've got a motorbike, you're
rip right in there. That's not most of us exactly.
But so he was just saying that I'm not mentally prepared.
This has come come at the wrong time for me.
I just not mentally prepared to get.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Even people who live near it sort of struggle.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But if you live in home Bush, you couldn't park
at Cutos even to get there would take you five hours.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know, honestly, I hate that place. I just hate it.
It just you know, I saw Guns and Roses there
once and that was fantastic. That was the best show ever,
you know.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And I feel for Jerry for you know, looking out
in the crowd and there maybe might have been that
little my mate size hole in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I think you'd understand.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
There was a Seinfeld episode about getting home on a
Sunday night and just relaxing.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
All right, you just want to relax.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
You don't want to deal with Cutos Bank Arena on
a Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Why's hell?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Why aren't shows during on the weekend? Sunday is one thing,
and even that's hard for people like us to get
up early, but why are most concerts most shows midweek.
I'm trying to get to see Chris Stapleton, my favorite
country performer, love Chris Stapleton. It's during the week. All
the nights are during the week, so you know what

(15:33):
I'm doing. My brother wants to go to it. Lives
in Brisbane's performing in Brisbane on the weekend. So I'm
going to fly to Brisbane so I can see me
and hang up with my brother and see him on
a weekend. It's too hard for me to see things
during the week. Why are they all during the week.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's easier to go to Brisbane to see a show
than it is here at Kutos Banker.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Maybe maybe it's less hassle for me to get on
a plane and get there and go to Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
But it was a great show. Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Okay, okay, sorry for the Jonesy friend shaped hole.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Jerry's sorry, Jerry, You'll understand Jones.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And a Man's Share Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
And I've always said that social media is the devil's work,
And each day another story comes through and I think, well,
this is true. A woman has sparked debate after she
warned men she will dob them in if they like
her bikini photos. Madison Liebreworth took to social media warning
a male followers if you like one of her bikini
photos or selfies.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
And you're in a relationship, she will tell your girlfriend.
I'm not one to place, says Madison. I will tell
your girlfriend that you liked my story.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
So who are the photos for. She's putting up pictures
of herself in a bikini for women's eyes only, or
for men, for men to look at it but don't
press like, or for single guys only.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I think you'd be a bit of a deal of
a man to like a picture of a woman in
a bikini. I'll just say that, right.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Let me just start with this. I think you're a
deal of a woman if you think you can control
you put a photo out there and you then curate
the response. Once it's out there, it's publishing and you
really you cannot be responsible for how people respond to it.
This is what you have to tell your kids. Once
you put that stuff out there, you can't say I'm

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only putting it out there for nice people. Sorry, everyone
sees it. And she's so naive and how she's going
to find out of people in relationships. What an exhausting woman.
So do you think if you are like, for example, you,
if someone sends if you see a picture of a
girl in a bikini, would you ever you look at it?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah? But I wouldn't like it. That's I refuse to
like it.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
You mean, like in the social media sense.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's one of my daughter's friends has a business. She's
got a bikini business. It's called I forgot the name
that she's going to shoot me for it pink Koala
Bikinis or something like that.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And so and I'm what, you better find out that
you will get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's a legitimate business.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yes, pink kuhil is an unusual name.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Let me just let me just go through my search
history and like like like like.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, so it's it's called when we find it, it's
called uh pink kala cozy.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Okay, great, now we know anyway, there's a plague for that.
But she's a young lady. Yeah, she's she's coming out
of her right.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
She's making a business, and you want to support her.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I've known her since she was a kid. She's
in a mid to late twenties.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yes, And pictures of her and a cozia of other people.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, so I never but I never like those pictures.
And Raymond he says, don't even look at those pictures.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I like Sam. I think she's nice. I think she's
got a good business. I'd like to see her business
thrives more.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Of a business.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's it's fraud. It is fraud. It's not like that
at all.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
It's so hard to wonder what to do. You know,
what I keep seeing is girls who are at the gym.
Not in real life, I don't go to that kind
of gym, but girls on social media who are filming
guys looking at them at the gym. It's it almost
like clickbait. It's saying I'm dressed like this, how dare
a guy look at me at the gym? Or there
are girls now who will put a phone in their

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back pocket facing out and then they can see the
guys who turn and look back at them. Oh oh,
someone's a little worried. That upset you?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
So what's where are these girls doing this?

Speaker 12 (19:24):
So?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
But is that what we've come to now where it's
seen as cheating if your thoughts are being read almost
we live in a society of we have huge domestic
violence issues, we have huge family violence, we have huge
sexual abuse. This isn't that. No, a guy having a
cheeky look at a girl in a simine costume, isn't

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that a guy looking at a girl on a beach?
Isn't that? If it tips over into creepy. That's a
different story to generally go to the gym and some
guy giving you a quick look.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's all anthropological.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Really well, it's been going on for millions and mealsllions
of years, and if this is going to upset you,
then you're going to have to work on that. Not
all guys are creeps by having a little look.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Exactly, And don't wear yoga pants, just wear track suits.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
And if you see Brendan Jones having a little looky
look is just supporting your business.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
What about you with your Traxi pants with juicy you.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I want that on the front jam right now.

Speaker 15 (20:28):
Instance, and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
That's a big like from me, and I don't care
who knows about it.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
By the way, it's peanut k Koala Cousy's not pink Koala.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
You're the worst salesman of all time. I wouldn't even
pronounce it.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Then one of my daughter's friends has bikini has a
Koala Live bikini business, and we're just talking before the
news about liking pictures of people in bikinis.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
I want to support a.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Business, but you mispronounced the name of it. I want
to say it again.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's peanut co it's hard to say. Pean of Koala Cozies.
Did we think about that? Pina Koala Cozies. Go and
support her. She's a local, she's an Aussie. She's doing well.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, good on her, Good on her.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer will come back to
that question of time. But it's you get all the
questions right. You win one thousand.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Dollars and you can go with one thousand dollars. That's great,
but we will tempt you to play for two thousand dollars.
One bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Ben in our tarman, Hello, Ben, Hey, you going very well.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Thank you. Ben. You're ready to start.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Let's see this.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Let's do this Ben. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say passed. We usually have time to come back.
All right, Ben, good luck, because here we go. Question
number one what's the first meal of the day? That's
question two? Socks are worn on which body? Partee? Question three?
What do Australians call ketchup? Question four? How many strings

(21:53):
are on a ukulele?

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Four?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Question five? True or false? Mardi Gras is French for
fat Tuesday True Question six, who voice is Shrek? My
Question seven, Barry, Robin and Maurice are all brothers? From
which band? Question eight? Ammi is a type of what?
Question nine. Genghis Khan was from which country? Question ten?

(22:21):
Cinnamon is made from which part of the plant?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
The leaf?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's the bar, it's the bar. Ben, you're doing so well.
And Barry, Robert and Maurice, you know what band they're in?
The begs? You got what I thought were all the
hard ones.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
You're like a machine.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You were so good.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
You're gonna have to put on my pinle.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh Ben bucks for your groceries, and thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
That was that was thrilling, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Nation.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I saw a very funny compilation of kids just having
meltdowns and their parents saying why these toddlers were melting down.
One woman shared her daughter in the supermarket in the
aisle on the floor, screaming because the mother wouldn't buy
her some women's razors like this. Other one kids bawling

(23:19):
holding a pumpkin. I refuse to switch the son off
so his pumpkin could light up, and then you get
this irrational sort of stuff. Her daughter cried, said. She
asked specifically for two Eminem's, and I gave her two
Eminem's and another kids screaming I wouldn't let her drink
the chemicals under the sink.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Funny, exhausting, they're funny. My kids are all old now,
but I remember when they were young. My daughter, she
was a nut when she was young.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
She was irvish. She's the nicest woman man.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
She was.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
And I said to Helen the other day, I said, oh,
you know, I miss roaming when she was young. But
she was a fair and cob nut.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I remember she one day she said to me, She's said,
and when you're eighty, I'm going to come home on
your deathbed.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I'm going to come up and say sucked in.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And I can't remember what I did wrong, But in
my mind, I've always imagined in me as eighty in,
this middle aged.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Woman in his sixties coming up and say sucked in
for some some slide.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
But that's not to say that the others have had
some first world kids problems as well. I remember years
ago when I was working radio in Brisbane. The radio
station I worked out, I owned all the theme parks
up there, and I was hosting every now and then
you go and host a movie like Space Jam or
something at Movie World.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
So I say, going on, guys were gout a movie
World and my oldest Morgan said, I'm not Movie World again.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Okasual, not movie World again.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
That again.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Real kids would give anything to go factory or something.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah World again.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Jack was always prone to the meltdowns. Playing snakes and
ladders with him was exhausting because he if you go,
oh no, here comes a ladder. Oh no, you go
down the snake, don't you you go down? He would
cry and cry and cry. It was an exhausting game.
And he'd insist on building the flimsiest of lego. I
wanted to take it to the shop and as you're
crossing the street it would all fall apart. And you
think I told you this would happen. And that time

(25:12):
he was obsessed with kinder surprises and he'd cry of
it and went to the shop. If you couldn't get
a kind of surprise, I said, if you don't mention it,
you can get one on Sunday. I said this on
the Monday, So I went to the newsagent on the Sunday.
He said, very loudly, can I say the s word
now said kinder. It starts with the cave.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Starts with a cave. Your damn fool.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Look, the tribal drama is going to beat for this.
We've done first world problems before, but not first world
problems the kids editions. Do you refuse to turn the
sun off so that the pumpkin can glow? What's your
kid's first world problem?

Speaker 10 (25:45):
Thesis?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
The tribal dramas beating first world problems for.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
The kids of you.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Some of these other ones I'm seeing here are great.
I wouldn't let my daughter drink the chemicals under the sink.
And there she's having it, full blown tantrum. She used
to switch the son off so is pumpkin could light up?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Kids, Zie, kids, I Dasha has joined us.

Speaker 11 (26:06):
All I Dasha, Hello, Johnny and Nandy?

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Are you today?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Very well? Thank you? What was the tantrum about? What
was the first world problem?

Speaker 11 (26:14):
My little daughter, she's four years old, and she went
to Stye with her auntie. She's a very very strict lady.
She came home to me, she said, look, I called
this girl. She's my darling, she's my sweetheart, my beautiful
little babby. She came home to me, and I said, hello,
my darling, Hello, my sweetheart. Tell you today. She says, Papa,

(26:34):
you cannot call me sweetheart anymore. That is sexual harassment. Oh,
it's very strange, the children in the twenty first century.
And I have gone banana, ram I tell you what.
Her baba started. Yoh, her bathera started crying. Her older
brother started crying, and my wife she crossed the house.
So it was her.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
It was the auntie. Did I put all these thoughts
in here?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Well?

Speaker 11 (26:58):
Her auntie is only twenty five years old.

Speaker 13 (27:00):
He's going to school to study socialism.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Right here we go. This is what we're living with dash,
this is the world.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Good luck, Dash out, good luck.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Akira is with us?

Speaker 8 (27:11):
I cue, morning morning, How are we very well?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
What was the tantrum?

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Well, where you keep CROs and pies in the house
just as an emergency a backup? Whatnot easy dinner? My
son wants them cooked, but he doesn't want them hot
and he doesn't want them cold, so he will check
a tantrum every time because I have to heat up
the pie to cook it, and then he had to
wait for it to cool back down. Oh, that's like

(27:40):
a fifteen minute tantrum from when it goes out of
the freezer into the microwave.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
I don't want it hot.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
I'm not making it hot mate, I'm cooking it. And
then he's got all cro to cool down and it's
every single time that is exhausted.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know, just take him to the footy if you
want to an expensive cold pie.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
There you go, mate, love it.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
We'll take more of your calls after the news.

Speaker 12 (28:04):
Jonesy and Amanda gem based.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Podcast like it.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I believe this is going to be our final style
show me what you got? Hello there.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
The travel Drum has been beating first world problems the kids.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Because your kid have a meltdown because your shoes don't
fit them. He's a kid screaming because daddy touched my balloon.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Remember remember all those years ago on Funniest Australia's Funniest
Home Videos, that little kid all she.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Wanted to hear was Jimmy Barnes. Do you remember this?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well the what do you want.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Jimmy Barns.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Lover Rush.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Wow live in Jimmy Barnes and say that, Well that's here.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
He's about twenty eight. Ye David has joined us.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
David Josie morning, Amanda, what was the first World problem?

Speaker 10 (29:21):
A long time ago? My daughter's sixteen there, but when
she was nearly three, about about three, we had to
go to Vanilla for a family wedding. And on the
way down, as we come past Gunning and no long
there where the wind farms are, my son, who's a
couple of years old and says, what are they for?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Dad?

Speaker 6 (29:39):
And me?

Speaker 11 (29:40):
Just be me?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I went they there.

Speaker 10 (29:42):
They helped turn the world around. So we get day
and night. I got the roll of their eyes from
the missus at the time. And but we've gone down
the wedding and we'll come back, and on the way back,
they've noticed that there's a couple that weren't turning. And
my daughter had the biggest meal down. We weren't going
to get night and she wasn't going to be able

(30:04):
to go to sleep. And I'm driving on the freieway
and I literally had to pull up and console her.
And that daddy was joking about that, because yeah, she
just thought we're not going to get nighttime.

Speaker 16 (30:15):
Now you bought that on herself, David, thank yous joined us,
Hi Reese, what was the first world problem?

Speaker 13 (30:28):
Hi, James, Amanda, A long time.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
First time.

Speaker 13 (30:32):
My son just turned two about a week ago, and
recently my wife had to travel for work and she
was gone for three days, so I was on my
own with him, and I was doing well, but of course,
you know, I had to use a toilet, So I'm
trying to get used to the idea of going to
the toilet so we can eat him out of nappies
into pond training and to help him along untill the

(30:54):
same name. Look, you know, daddy's done his two now,
so we're going to say bye bye foo. And of course,
you know that was just not on. So I let
him watch and I flushed the toilet, and then he
was just incredibly upset that I flushed the pooh away,
and he kept saying bye bye pooh through his toy,

(31:16):
through his tears, to the point where it was like
a fifteen minute meltdown because the poo had been sent away.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
So how long did you have to wait till you
could have another crack at yah?

Speaker 13 (31:33):
Well, I guess the best thing was that later on
that night I could hear him in the in the
monitor while I was in bed, and I could hear
him talking in his sleep, and he kept saying bye bye,
pooh bye bye.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
That's crazy. Thank you, they're mental. Dave's joined us as well.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Hi Dave, Hey, you guys, are you going good? What
was the tantrum?

Speaker 10 (31:55):
Dave?

Speaker 7 (31:56):
So, I work in schools and quite a number of
years ago we had a real classic meltdown. And you
have lots of these meltdowns in schools, and one of
the typical ones is how do we get out of
doing school work? And I had this student that would
suffer from seizures, and we introduced the task, and midway
through the task, he started to have a seizure and

(32:19):
he would have these on call, and we would have
the ambulance. We would have to call the ambulance, and
the ambulance would come around and would evacuate the kids
from the class, and the ambulance would get around the
kid and they'd start making eye contact with us, saying
that he's not actually having a seizure, he's just trying
to get out of something. And they'd take out a
needle and our tell of a kid, we're about to

(32:43):
give you a needle, and then all of a sudden,
his eyes pop.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Open and.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
He's okay.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
And then that's when the second meltdown kicks thing because
then he's like, no, I was actually having a seizure.
And it took us about three times. This happened about
three or four times before it sunk into him that
he can't pretend to have a seizure when he doesn't
want to do his school work.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Wow. That's extreme, isn't it. That's an extreme meltdown is
pretending to have a seizure.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Think about the little kids at school, you know, imagine
like a high school kid doing that.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Wow, Dave you hsc Yeah. In the minute the needle
comes out, I'm.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Hell podcast. Let's get on down to the jonesy the
matter of arms for the pub test today? Vivid did
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Well?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
For me? I liked it.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I went on the Captical cruise, took mom for Mother's Day,
and I took my wife and my daughter and we
went on the little captical cruise.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah. My son was like he loved it.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
And Liam was on the same boat as me. Yeah.
I didn't want to like crampy style that, so I
kept well away.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
But it's a big there's lots of people, and it
wasn't like there's just the two of you, not looking
at each other.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Big old boat.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But look, some people have said that I didn't walk
around it a school. Well he also got off and
walked around. He said it was It's brilliant. Some people
have complained this year, saying that the crowds were really big,
though looking at the paper today they're saying that there
weren't that many people there. I'm very confused. But the
people who are complaining about the crowds are saying it
just ruins it for me, the insane crowds, and other

(34:15):
people saying, well, that's the point, is drawing people into
the city. It's in our winter. This is what happens.
It's the biggest light display like this in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
People were blowing up about the no drone show. There
wasn't enough notice. But I would put it to you
if you said, say, at six o'clock at night, there's
not going to be a drone show. At nine o'clock,
you'd be going, oh, hang on, your panickey pants, let's
see how the weather plays.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
And also it's free and you're in the While you're there,
there's a whole lot of other stuff you could look
at and things to do. This is like Europe, But
this time of you it's completely chokers and you may
not like it, but that's how it goes. Someone here
has said, I'd rather take a dump in my hands
and clap than be amongst this thing about the crowds.
Come on, get it. What do you want? Stay home?
Then stay home. People will win you about anything true.

(34:59):
But a lot of people did find things they wanted
to wingure about this year, and maybe it's fair enough.
What do you think, let's do it. Vivid's over for
another year? Did it pass the pub test? Entertainment of diagnetized?
Put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Don't give me your best shot? From the Daily Ods.
She is the editor, Emma Gillest.

Speaker 15 (35:19):
Hello, Hello, Well Kate is back. Princess Catherine her first
public royal duty since her cancer diagnosis. Did we see
the images? Beautiful Kate on the balcony. We had the
trooping the color over the weekend which is the King's
Birthday weekend, sort of big display of pageantry, a military parade.

(35:40):
But it was the Princess of Wales's first public appearance
since that diagnosis. Earlier this year, she appeared in public
last in December. Then there was the whole rigmarole and
controversy and conspiracies over where she'd gone, what had happened
to her after that stomach surgery. She disclosed in March
that she was undergoing chemo, and this is actually the
first time that both seen royals in the British royal family,

(36:02):
Charles and Catherine, have been seen alongside each other, because
of course he's dealing with his own cancer diagnosis. So
the response has been, you know, largely that this was
the show of stability by the monarchy. Lots of fanfare,
lots of crowds applaud, crowds love seeing Kate, oll loved
seeing her, and she did look really well at she
did that.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
She said she's still not out of the woods. It's
preemptive chemo, she has said, yes.

Speaker 12 (36:25):
So me.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
We still don't know very much about her diagnosis. Kendington
Palace haven't said what type of cancer it is, and
you're right, Amanda. When she was public with the diagnosis,
it was just that it was preventative chemotherapy. That's all
we know, and that she had a stomach surgery, So
very very vague on the details. And I don't think
we'll be getting any specifics for.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
A long time to come, so this means she's back
on the royal circuit.

Speaker 15 (36:47):
Well, she did warn that she's not out of the woods.
So there was a statement on Friday ahead of this
parade that she was participating in sort of giving an update.
She said, I'm making good progress, but as anyone going
through chemo will know, there are good days and days.
I'm not out of the woods yet. She sort of
flagged that, you know, while she was going to be
participating this weekend in royal duties, it wasn't necessarily a

(37:08):
return to form, So she's not going to be hitting
the ground running again. But maybe we'll start to see.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
A little bit more of her. I think people relieved
just to see how well she was doing. I saw
that the Daily Telegraph or the Telegraph in England wrote
an article that said, when lesser mortals would have stayed
at home, Catherine proved that the show goes on and
people have reacted very badly to that. People are saying
I had to get three trains to hospital to have
my chemo, which I pay for six months of misery.

(37:33):
I worked every night. I hope Kate makes a speedy recovery,
but lesser mortals, How dare you and someone else saying,
I'm going through chemo, still working, parenting, doing the housework,
making the tea, I'm sick, I'm in pain, worried about finances.
I'm glad Kate felt well enough to attend, But that
journalist can be blight. I think when you use terms
like that, yes, and Kate would have hated that, I'd

(37:54):
imagine she's now relating hugely to everyone who's going through
a similar ordeal.

Speaker 15 (38:00):
And I think that speaks to maybe the problematic nature
of the Palace being so private on the details. You know,
I completely understand she's a mom, she's got her family,
she's living her life, she's going through something horrific. I
understand why they don't want to tell us the ins
and outs. But at the same time, if you're going
to compare her to you know, everybody else in the
world who's dealing with unthinkable treatments when we don't know

(38:22):
the specifics, and that she is sort of reappearing and.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Looking so well.

Speaker 15 (38:26):
She looked beautiful, and of course she's got a whole
team around her who help her look back gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Save it for like lesser mortals, when they come to
work with a hangover. That's you know, lesser mortals.

Speaker 15 (38:37):
No one applauds uspreading today, but I just wonder, if
you know, if that might make people feel a little
bit better, if you know you're going to new and thinking, God,
I couldn't do.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
What she's doing.

Speaker 15 (38:47):
But if you knew her treatment.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Or a box factory, or you're working on a building
site and you're getting chemo treatment, yeah, I would imagine
it's quite easy to cut a ribbon as opposed to layer.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Of bricks or something.

Speaker 15 (38:59):
Yeah, well it's yeah. It'll be interesting to see kind
of what happens next with her treatment, you know, whether
we hear any details or not. But I think that
outpouring would exactly have upset Kate to see that that
commentary has emerged. Charles, on the other hand, is also
being treated for an undisclosed form of cancer. He looked well,
but I think he looks like he's aged a lot

(39:21):
in the last sixtears.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Now I feel for him. His mum kind of chopped
him off at the knees because her waiting till she
passed away, said that she didn't trust him, even though
that may not be the truth. That's how it's played out.
So he's come into the role of his life as
a man who's nearly eighty pain.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Wait, it's the worst thing. I've been waiting for this
for years, ye.

Speaker 15 (39:40):
Waiting seventy plus years, and now this thing he was
born to do. He traveled in a carriage. Normally when
he does this trooping the color Birthday weekend, think he's
on a horse. He was on a horse last year,
but he was in a carriage this year. So we're
not really sure how he's going. But he's eased back
into more public duties. He attended the eightieth anniversary DEDs.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
He has his fingers going. That's the his finger watch zoom.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
They looked right, okay, so then I think that's the
Dare I say.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
They looked a little less swollen, a little sausagey, a
little less chreso than normal, which has to be a
good sign.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Teresa, watch happening now, m thank you, thank you. Check
her out of the Daily Eyes Nations when God.

Speaker 11 (40:27):
I wanted to get on right now, I'm taking crazy
your windows.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Stick your head on a yell.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Down to the Jonesy Demount of Arms for the pub test.
Vivid is over for another year. Did it pass the
pub test? I was one of those who used to
sneer at Vivid. Remember I used to sneer and then
I'd be invertently going to visit Vivid. I'd be at
a boozy lunch and then all of a sudden, I'd.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Be stuck in the middle of Vivid.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
You just were imagining that you saw lights.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It was three pretty Vivid, And my mother said to
me for Mother's Day, she said, and an overould like
to go to Vivid on one of those.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Max rowling And I said, sure, Mum. So we went
along on Saturday night and I thought it was pretty good.
I was in an hour and at the lights.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
So been complaints about how much the food is eight
dollars fifty for a sausage, bread and a few bits
of onion, people have said. Other people complaining about how
crowded it is. It is the Southern Hemisphere's largest festival
of light music.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Ideas somebod who else is in the Southern Hemisphere? You
got New Zealand and Antarctica is Singapore.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
They had.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Get a glow about, Get a glow about? They do it.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
See it's flat, but you know Europe's the same. You
go to great places, it's going to be crowded. I
don't you know. We can't just have this big thing
in our city and want to be the only people
that go there.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Well, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
What did you think Vivid? Did it pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (41:49):
On Friday night we were on a harbor cree and
there was a deep skill on the harbor creus and
no commentary about Fivers, nothing about Vivers.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
We had no idea about anything she was given and
that's why we went on.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
Harbor budge that we loved it.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
We got it for Wingard Underwalk.

Speaker 13 (42:06):
We were out the Wingon again.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
We've got the food that many people and we enjoyed it.

Speaker 17 (42:12):
We got stuck the first weekend a Vivid on a
harbor cruise.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
They told us after we left the dock that the
Vivid was none So we had an hour and a
half cruise to nowhere in a black harbor.

Speaker 17 (42:21):
I don't mind it not being on, but they need
to tell us.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
First that it's not going to be on.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
We went on the Sunday. Unfortunately, there was a big
gap around from the Rangaroo around to the Harbor Bridge
where there used to be a lot of lights and
there was very little some candles battery candles that half
of the batteries to go on flat.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I think Vivid has got too greedy money white charging
people to get into the botanical garment, which had to
flow on effect of overcrowding the foreshore.

Speaker 11 (42:50):
So I think they need to look.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
At that and spread it out a bit more. Back
up mcclarie street, put the lights back up there and
you know, give people more activity throughout the city, not
just in the foreshore.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
You really loved meeting Jonesy on the cruise on Saturday night.
We had a few drinks to jones I must have
met though. Whilst Jonesy was the highlight, the LightScape install
that we saw down in.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
The botanical gardens was really average compared to.

Speaker 15 (43:20):
The same installation in Brisbane.

Speaker 9 (43:22):
But other than that it was really really good.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Well Brendan on them, she said, we had a few
drinks and giggles.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
It sounds like they'd been a lovely couple and then
we're going to buy me a drink. Isn't that buy
me a drink? Come on, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
How did they buy it? I'm glad you had a
nice time podcast. So yes, you're right, Brennan, My husband
is obsessed with watching They're not security cameras, they're just webcams,
I guess around the world, and you'll say to me, look,
they've updated the one in Cairo.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Hang on, you didn't tell me that everyone.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Who comes over to see a snippet goes home and
becomes obsessed with it.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
And now when I walk around our fair city, I'm
always looking at the camera, just you know, going out
into it, a bit of you know, you know, just
owning the space right wildlife.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
That people are watching. But well, he was watching something
yesterday morning and I thought, oh, what's this now? And
then I too was glued. Have you heard of Brave Wilderness.
This is a guy I think his name is Coyote,
and he gets stung by things so that you don't
have to So the episode I was watching yesterday, it's
on YouTube. Funnily enough, of course, so this was maybe

(44:35):
a couple of episodes cobbled together. I'm not sure. But
first of all, he got bitten by, deliberately bitten by
an enormous carpenter bee. And when I say a bee,
this thing was bigger. It was the size of a matchbox,
maybe even bigger. This giant, black, aggressive bee that he
struggled to actually put in a jar. It was so

(44:58):
aggressive and so massive. Sting is otherworldly. Here he is
being bitten by the carpenter bee.

Speaker 14 (45:05):
Yes, that is a really big and black carpenter bee.
Oh my goodness, that is a super intimidating bee. And yes,
they absolutely sting. It's time to go arm to stinger
to find out just how painful.

Speaker 8 (45:22):
It really is.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
One two, three, wow, yeah, wow, Oh okay, you know
the stonefish. This is this big it looks like.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
A groper is from the Simpson Fugu me.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Well, this thing has these spikes, and it was horrific
to see them close up, because what happens when you
stand on one, all these spikes go into your foot
and this stuff oozes out. So he put a bit
of near prene like wetsuit material over the top and
push down, and you just saw the spikes come out
and this venom just oohze out. So he of course

(46:03):
decided he was going to be stung on the hand
by one of these, so he puts his hand in
next to the stonefish and spikes himself on it.

Speaker 14 (46:12):
Right now we are searching these tide poles off the
coast of eastern Australia for the most toxic fish on
the planet. The stonefish is notorious for having the most
painful sting in all of nature. And today I'm going
to get stung by a stonefish. One two three. I
already feel burned. It's like a different magnitude of pain

(46:36):
off and it is hot. It's like closing my hand
is becoming hard.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Then he decided to try out of fireworm. This is
it looks like a caterpillar, but when it's threatened, it
has all these white quilts that get stuck into your
arm or your foot or wherever you find yourself being
bitten by it. And apparently it is one of the
most exquisite pains ever.

Speaker 14 (46:56):
All right, guys, in this video, I'm going to take
on the sting of the fireworm. Now, the sting from
this venomous worm is horrible. We're talking sereing pain, massive swelling,
and even long term skin damage. So for me, this
is going to be a really bad day.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
One two three, yad of birds.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
Go oh, I got stung really bad?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Not so bad?

Speaker 14 (47:20):
Okay, that's dude, It's really bad.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, I'm then he got a man of war and
he wanted to do an experiment, and I don't know
it's the same as a blue bottle. I no man
of war, his power of one hundred. But he stung
himself twice, one near the wrist and one near the
elbow because he wanted to see which technique was better,
spraying vinegar on it or spraying pee. As he says,
I don't know whether it was his own or not,

(47:45):
because he kept complaining about, oh, this stinks, this stinks.
So he sprayed vinegar on one, we on the other.
And when you ascertaining this is a lesson, I guess
if you're being stung by this a blue bottle, get
a credit card of a card or something and scrape
the sting off the surface, and then don't we on
yourself use vinegar.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
It was bear grills waiting in the wings.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I'm ready to go. You had a cocktail umbrella ready
to pop it in there. You know, do you think
hosting tipping point of behalf?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I find out that the Osha Ginsburg's hosting gem Nation.
I love the letters to the editor section in the newspaper.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You want to read that? Yes, I like it too.
It's like our gul Is hotline.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, and you just get to a gauge some perspective
of what's going on in the world. This letter caught
my attention. Our landmark bridge deserves better up under their heading.
This is from Cole Barry of Padstape. I've seen the
kodanger sitting there since two years after I was born, Okay,
since the day I could see and every time I
see it on television. This how I imagine that Cole
would speak. By the way, if you sort of throw

(48:49):
around one of those characters of the plans, I see
it lost in a city scape of buildings. It needs
to stand out. Therefore it needs to be painted a
different color. I know the government has a forever contrast
with the paint company. I think call's a bit of
a conspiracist, but.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
It needs to be done.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
If if you were shot of the harbor from the west,
the first thing you see is the opera house. The
bridge is one of the most famous in the world.
I don't know why I've turned it to seed Aalen,
but it's that way. People from all over the world
come to see it. Police give them something to run memory.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I'm looking at it now. It's a different color gray
to the buildings. And also most bridges in the world
are gray, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Well, the Golden gate Bridge in San Francisco, Amanda was
originally that color was the undercap.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
But the people of San Francisco said, we like that color.
Let's stick with that.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
The only way you can resolve this is to paint
it like a rainbow. So everyone's favorite colors and no
one will be upset at the rainbow.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Someone ring up Ray Hadlee and kid on that say that.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
They're painting the Harbor Bridge rainbow color.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
These wokies want to change the Harbor Bridge to rainbow.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Take pride.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I like it, it has I'm looking at it now.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
It's a marvelous piece of infrastructure, great foresight.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
It needs to be gray. That's it.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Well, let's do it with pole on it. Do you
want to change the color and if so, what color
would you like to see?

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Jonesy and Amanda yem based podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I'm going to mass you sure, it's sweet. I'm only
going to say it once.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
The ultimate snapshot of the vibe of our city is
the whip Pole. Today, thanks to col of Padstow, change
the color of the Harbor Bridge. If so, what color?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
I'm saying, keep it the same? I like gray.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I'm going to say rainbow, because no one ever complains
about a rainbow.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Give us go on thirteen WSFM. Von has joined us. Hello, Von, Hello?

Speaker 7 (50:35):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
What color would you like to see the harbor bridge?

Speaker 17 (50:39):
I think probably I heard someone say Jackie blue.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
I think that's probably close enough to grade to keep
Jonesy happy, but still keep Loo from your.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
South Wales blue for New South Wales.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Thank you keeping me happy.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Brad has joined us.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Brad what color?

Speaker 11 (50:57):
What about political tale?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yes, political teal?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
The anchor's with us, the anker.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
What color do you like to see the bridge?

Speaker 9 (51:05):
I think we just keep it the same color it is.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Thank you. Katie's in more part, Katie, how what color
do you like the bridge to be?

Speaker 17 (51:12):
Look?

Speaker 6 (51:13):
I think you'd the original.

Speaker 17 (51:14):
But what they do for vivid?

Speaker 9 (51:15):
Why don't we have changing colors based on what's happening?

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Blue to the state of origin, greening gold for the
soccarosm matuitors make it alternating?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Actually, I like that idea kind of expensive, Katio'd imagine.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I'm not saying no, but just mister money, Well, sure
you at the moment it costs thirty thousand liters of paint.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
And did you also know right now this.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Year you might have known Big russat Patches on the
Harbor Bridge. They're sand blasting because they're going to strip
it all back to bare metal.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
It's going to go and get a pink slip get
through region.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
We're still allowed to drive across it during all of.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
That, yes, of course, but they're stripping it all back.
This is the first time it's ever been stripped back completely.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Really well, maybe now is the time to paint it exactly, Greg,
what color do you like? Greg?

Speaker 10 (52:00):
Still like it gray and the knees they blow it
up as the crackers.

Speaker 11 (52:04):
That's enough for me.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Don't line up your crackers. Thank you, Greg.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Margaret you sell tickets to that. Margaret's joined us, how
about you?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Margaret? What color?

Speaker 17 (52:15):
Definitely not to you, but a good show of blue
for blue sky across Sydney and the new South Wales
blue just to rub it into Queensland.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Margaret, So a spice color?

Speaker 10 (52:27):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Tash, Hello, a final one on this What color?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Tash?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
It's the double ask.

Speaker 13 (52:36):
No thank I'm with you. Jes cheap it gray.

Speaker 9 (52:38):
The whole point of the Harbor is that sparkling blue water.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Don't take away from that.

Speaker 18 (52:44):
There's a lot of It's like going to you know,
a Kardashian. There's a lot of people in our Harbor City.
You've got the Opera House, and you got the Harbor Bridge.
You know, you got Brangaro, look at me, look at me.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
So all the Kardashians, Yeah, all the Kardashians, you know,
like the Spice Skulls.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
There is something for Everybody's something for everyone. That's how
that's our fair city. Thank you for all you called and.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Amanda's Notion podcast. Well look, let me tell you the
story about a man named Alexander Morris. Do you know him, Brendan,
I think you say.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Let me tell you about a man named Jed No.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
This man Alexander Morris. He is a member of the
Four Tops. He's only a relatively recent member. I think
it's like Skippy, there's slightly interchange.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
It's like the Drifters or the Pips last night and
the Pips they've.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Got enormous appeal. I did, thanks for enjoying my pun. Anyway,
he went to hospital to receive medical treatment. He went
to the emergency room by ambulance. He said he are
difficulty breathing and it'd be put an oxygen. He then
told a nurse and a security guard that he was
a member of the Four Tops and he was concerned
about stalkers and fans.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Right, wow, just for argument's sake, what's some of the
Four Tops work?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Oh? These ones.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yep, and this one yep, and this one.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
And they also had this one. So you've left out
this one and this one. That's the work of the
Four Tops.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
A lot of people said they were repetitive. I can't
see no.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
So he goes to the hospital and he said, look,
I'm having a heart attack. Whatever's going on here, but
I need you to of stalkers and fans. You know
what they did. They put him in a straight jacket
and took away his belongings. He was ignored for a while.
He asked for their restraine jacket to be taken offer
and for his belongings to be returned. So got her

(54:32):
to the hospital, but they told him he couldn't leave,
and security guards surrounded the area to make sure he
didn't leave. They thought he was completely psychotic. His wife
arrived at the hospital and he told her that they
thought he was diluted. She's also told the security guard
he was a member of the Motown group. Finally, he
asked for his phone so he could show her a
video of himself.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Performing at the Grammy Awards to himself.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Upon realizing who he was. This is a great quote.
The emergency room doctor returned and said he is canceling
the psychological evaluation. So he was offered They all said
sorry because he was restrained for about an hour and
a half. He was offered a twenty five dollar voucher
as an apology, but he's suing them for dehumanization discrimination

(55:16):
that he faced. But he said he was treated like
he was mentally ill once he told staff he was
in the bat.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I'm looking for him and getting back on the raid
for that ginormous back catalog.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
You obviously didn't get a heart attack from over work.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
What's the other one plus your hits?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Jem jam Na said, twenty thousand dollars cash thanks to
hair in Forbes's Machinery House. That's what you win. You're
o favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
What have we got high Jonesy and Amanda, what gets
my ghoulie is my husband's a guide dog.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
He had no vision.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
The dog is for him to get out and see
the world. But people think that they can just come
and talk to the dog. No, you can't talk to
the dog. The dog is out there working, so please
don't talk to the dog. Don't pat the dog. Just
keep walking.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
It's true. Working dogs. I talk to them, working girls,
I talk to them either. Don't what else have we
got at home?

Speaker 19 (56:29):
What gets my goalies are people that fart in lists.
There is nothing worse than jumping into an empty lift.
That is someone fart lingering. Yeah, it's discussing. It's GROSSI and.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Then it's all stops to sixteenth floor and you're in
their bikes.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Sill lets them go in a list.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Wall.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Look at me like that.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
You I always blame you. I go a man who assist.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
It's never mew with.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
The bad and the good. If you dip down. You
can contact us via the iHeartRadio app. It's three to night.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
My favoritecaller email of Facebook. Friend gets overnight accommodation in
a signature to luxe room with sparkling wine, complimentary mini
bar and Wi Fi at the Great Hotel. This is
a beautiful art Deco hotel right in the heart of
the city.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
CEB see it from here there it is.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Jonesy demanded tetel and keyring for you as well.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I saw a great compilation of kids having absolute meltdowns
over nothing, not being able to drink all the contents
from under the sink. One of the kids said, Mom,
turned the sun off because I want my pumpkin to
light up. You know, ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
The travel drum was beaten for First World Trouble the
Kids edition.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Here is Dasher from Redfern.

Speaker 11 (57:43):
My little daughter, she's four years old and she went
to stay with her auntie. She's a very very strict lady.

Speaker 10 (57:51):
Look.

Speaker 11 (57:52):
I called this girl. She's my darling. She's my sweetheart,
my beautiful little babby. She come home to me and
I said, hello, my darling, my sweet I tell you
today She says, Papa, you cannot call me sweetheart anymore.
That is sexual harassment. Oh, it's very strange to be
you're doing in the twenty first century and they have
gone banana rama.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I tell you what, banana leaning towards the go gos.
But no, it is they're all banana ramas.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Right at you.

Speaker 14 (58:18):
Two.

Speaker 15 (58:19):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I mean Fields next with wsfm's Total Recall All the stuff, Well,
some of the stuff that didn't make on today's show
will be on our Jones and Amanda Cutting in Floor podcast.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
We'll be back from six to night for jam Nation
for ju Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 12 (58:34):
Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
You're right.

Speaker 12 (58:39):
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Speaker 3 (58:52):
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