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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What an action pack showed.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It was a meaty show. Today we had Tony Hadley
from Spandal Ballet on the program Lovely Man. It reminded
me of when I first met him forty years ago.
I think it was Spandal Ballet's first trip to Australia.
I was a researcher on the midday show with Ray Martin.
I was obsessed with Spandal Ballet. I introduced the band.
I went to introduce the band to Ray in the
makeup room before the segment went to air. I could

(00:23):
not remember a single one of their names. It still
haunts me. So the tribal drum is going to beat
for I met my hero and I cocked it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Up like this has never happened to me? Are you joking?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I've been there when it's happened to you, and I
have the audio to prove it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Right, Trust you do. Also not meaty was today's TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
TikTok tucker, no meat in it. It could have been
the worst of things. It slightly was the best of
it was.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was very, very nice.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And you may have seen the footage of the piano
housekeeping crew having their Christmas party addressed for all intents
and purposes, like the klu Klux Klan.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
They were going for upside down snow cut.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's what they were going for. And pi Ando have
said they're from all over the world. They're very young.
A lot of them are Filipino. They do not know
the history of the KKK. Is it all right to
be outraged at what was seen? We'll put it to
the pub test.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
On this podcast Miracle of Recording.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Mistress Amanda's MS killer.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Friend in making the tools of the Train.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jersey and Amanda the actress, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Were right now.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And Amanda, you're doing a great.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Job giant.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Sorry, but it's a twist set.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Amanda Shoe, Timy, we're on the air. Devon to you,
my little dnim clattered friend.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Look at me. I've gone doubled in and I like it.
You know, I've got Tony Hadley from Spanda Ballet on
our show today and this shirt is a little bit
new romantic.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
You know what I did in the holidays. I went
through my wardrobe and I culled some things, but a
lot of it was just to remind me of what
I've got I haven't worn. I've bought this last year
and wore it. So I'm going to start wearing things
rather than do you know. I mean, you know, you
get those shirts for free to put them on a rotation.
But I think a lot of women you have your
wardrobe full of clothes, but there's only a couple of
things you ever drag out to wear.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
What do you say, English laundry, who provide me these shirts?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
You don't have John Lennon's shirts.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
They love it and they said to me, we'd like
to give you some shirts and would you wear them?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
As of course they are good looking shirts.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They're great shirts. But it's like for you, it's not
a uniform, but there's a shirt put on in the morning.
It doesn't take a lot of thoughts.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, it's funny you say that. I usually what I do.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I said, up, I bore my clothes the night before
I go to bed, a bit.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Like Batman and Robin.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know, they had the bat pole. It'd slide down
and they'd be in their stuff ready to go. Yeah,
I've got no time to do anything in the morning.
My brain is its. All it can do is have
a shower and get dressed. I can't do the whole
Let's what am I going to wear?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Things? So I selected the night before.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Last night the little beby came around, my little grandson,
so I was distracted by him, of course, and I didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I went to bed late, and I didn't. I thought,
I'll be all right, look what I'm wearing today. I've
got firstly, these old nice shirt. Yeah, the nice shirt,
but the motorbike jeans. Look, these are my ripped up jeans.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
But you've worn those intentionally?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, no, no, no, I just put them on.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
And look, I got two different motorbike bits, and I've
got these ones here.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, that one.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And then I got that.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't have to tell you they do look identical
different And when did you realize?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well just then when I was looking at you your
fashion plate, because you look beautiful in the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You always dress up, you do you always?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
We always get this that people go or do you
go into work in your pajamas? Well, no, there's about
one hundred people who are going to be in this building.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
If you see a breakfast radio show and they're dressed
up in pajamas or tracksuit.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Pants, they just roll out of bed, then that's a
breakfast show that's not worth consuming.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I think that we come into work it doesn't
matter what time I start. I go through the process
of doing my smash, repairs, my makeup, all of that,
or else my brain wouldn't be ready.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I feel bad because Tommy two tone is here. He's
new to the show.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Jim. I right.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
We were in a suit all week because because I'm
part of the corporate sphere now, all right, so I
got to dress up and look the part.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
When you're in this corporate spear sphere, what do you do?

Speaker 8 (04:46):
We talk a lot about synergies I've noticed, and that's
about it.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Can you give us any idea of how we're going
corporate wise out of the higher ups feel about us?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Look, things are pretty pretty pretty good.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
Actually, yeah, if you put in a good word for
us when you were not not really, I'm just yeah,
I do really mention you to be honest. I assume
when they do it would be be okay, Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Know used to it. Absolutely Thanks for the synergy. Thank
you for that. Tom, you're happy.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm very happy.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Having trouble with Mike. Mate.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Come on, Tom has a luxurious hair. Thanks good of
anyone in the offers. You have the most long, luxurious hair.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm going to wash it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Is any anything that a man can do to make
your stay here better?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
No? I know you guys have been entertaining me. I'm happy. Okay,
that's good.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So he asked about me. He said I was entertaining him.
So that's nice. Thank you. Back fight on your Brenda
nothing me.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Everything's okay?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Hear your sphere instagrams?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's worth the squeeze in your sphere.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Instagram makes us return today?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
As you said, Tony Hadley from spand Out Ballet, will
we join us?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And we can't do anything until we do the magnificence?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Question one, what's the name of the fictional school in
Harry potter gation.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
We're into the Magnificent seven. We have seven questions? Can
you go the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Will considering our continuing the introduction to us being now
gold everyone's a winner today gets a golden ticket. To
bavist a dessert bar valued a one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I make it a waffles. They make great wealth.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
They do there bright in the Sands and.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
At Paramatta Dale's in Waterloo.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Hi Dale, Hi Dale?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Here we go. This is Tom's first trouble of the day. Ryan,
Oh there he is, Hi Dale?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Was that you were us that did that.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
To the sack?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
There?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
We've got a three strike strike policy here and that's
the first strike.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
For Tom's question number one here.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
For you know, Tom, that is no strike. That was
Dale's fault.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Dale's a strike against Dale. What's the name of the
fictional school in Harry Pottersworth?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
No? Tod Wards Warts?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Close enough?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
What is doing now?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
A young jar is a brunch tradition originating from which country?

Speaker 9 (07:09):
China?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is China? Let's play cover.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Me, Cover Me?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
David Byrne, the leadting of Talking Heads, is covering a
which song? Here?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Strokes?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
How funny is that.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Time? Chas jail?

Speaker 10 (07:38):
I want to dance to somebody?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
It is?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
What an unusual thing for David Burnou is he wearing
that crazy big suit giant shoulder pad.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
If you ever watched John on YouTube, just dance around
in that suit it's kind of mesmerizing. Which of these
body parts can grow back if lost?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
A is b fingertips? See chin? E?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Donald Trump seemed to have, even though shot in it
a few months ago. Haven't grown bag? Donald Trump has
this perfect ear that apparently was shot last year. Don't
get me started.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Are you part of that?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just saying medically interesting. No,
it's not ears, So it means it's either fingertips or china?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Podcast Magni seven. Where are we at?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Willis we are at question number four? It's going to
Virginia in Putney. Hello Virginia, Hello, welcome back, Thank you, hope,
you've got a sweet tooth. You have a golden ticket
to spend at Bavis to dessert bar these question four?
Which of these body parts can grow back if lost?
We've ruled out ears. Is it fingertips or chin fingertips?

(08:55):
If enough of the nail remains? Apparently a finger can
grow back.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I see this finger here his story when I was
about nine years of age to chop the top of
that finger.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Off with an axe.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Now, what were you doing?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was chopping up stuff with an axe because a
kid it was about and looks See how it's a
bit deformed.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
But I was one of the first microsurgeon surgery patients.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
So you found the tip, and they find the.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Tid you and stitched up all the remaining beds and
folded it all over. See how the finger is a
little bit deformed, but it's you know.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
You wouldn't notice just by looking at it.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, my dad, how chick's going to dig me? My
dad has.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
A finger that's similar to that, and he grew up
on a cane farm and he was pointing out something
and his friend got a caneknife and just when took
off the top of his finger, and there was no
surgeons involved. So the nails are but it it's grown back,
but not not in a perfect way. So chicks dig him.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You have your own deformity.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I've got a mankey Virginia. Oh okay, Well, I was
born with a slight blop on the side of my
thumb and had surgery when I was younger. But the
nail doesn't go into the thumb. And I've got a
shock when I realize that everyone's thumbs are supposed to
be the same. You're left in your right are supposed
to look the same. But you've got the manca it's
very attractive for hitchhiking.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, I know. That's why you're never going to lift.
You're safe.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
In the seventies you have said that I should put a.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Cover over it, Virginia when a man is walking the streets.
We don't want to upset people.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Junior. Enough of this, let's get to the Oh, you've
answered the question. Let's get to question five. Which spiky
fruit known as the King of Fruits is infamous for
its strong odor? Strong, it's spiky and stinky. You get
it in Indonesia, that kind of part of the world.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're not allowed to open them on a plane.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, and you can't put them in your hotel fridge.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
No, no idea. So Virginia.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Nol is in Bradfield.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Hello, Nol, Hello Amanda. Do you know what The King
of fruits is infamous for its strong odor and it's spiky.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
I think it's called Is that.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well close enough?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Is the Durian?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, that's what the band's called.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
They give stinky fruits. Has the big corpse flower opened up? Yeah,
it's happening, I think because it's not as stinky I've
heard people saying it's not as stinky as they would like.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Maybe there're ald days when they were really stinky.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Maybe it's there there on the wrong day, because apparently
it is quite the pong question six. True or false?
In Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig nol.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
True.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It is true. They say it's cruel to keep one
guinea pig because they're social animals.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
They're going to get around there.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Alex Dimenor lost sadly against who in the Australian Open
quarter finals last night.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
He's number one easily.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
What's his name? No, you're so close.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Margaret's in Malumba.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
Hi, Margaret hello, Hello, formerly formerly of Bossley Park.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, so you've moved or scud? Where where's that near?
That's near next.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
On road. It's fairly new. There's a lot of houses,
but we're in a sort of a newer area of
that sort of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's one of those areas where twenty years ago there
was nothing.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Just a cow and very farm.

Speaker 11 (12:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Yeah, and then boom and.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
What's the road? What's the road? Trouble there?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
If we get Chris Mins and welcome, I'll say. Margaret
of Malamba. Now that Hadley's gone, we're going to do
all this stuff. What's the road that needs fixing?

Speaker 9 (12:36):
Richmond Road?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, Richmond Road is an a whole, right, yes it is.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Let's help. We can hope we can make things better
by giving you a golden ticket to spend at Bavisit Dessert.

Speaker 9 (12:45):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 11 (12:46):
So.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Alex Dimonor lost against who Yes the number one player
last night. Surname starts with this, we've.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Heard it all.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Who is it?

Speaker 9 (12:54):
I don't know his first name, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
To Alex or Janek.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
If you want who are okay?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Get that right?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Congratulations to you, Margaret, you have won the jam packets
all coming away two hundred and fifty dollars to spend
at Rock Salt Restaurant.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
You ever get to the Shire, Margaret, I.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
Know, but I have a friend who lives there.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Good.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You can go and have a sleepover because of modern
dining experience and signature cocktails.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Await you right in the show.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Sleep there, don't sleep on the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Don't sleep at your friend's hairs. Say come on, take
you out for dinner?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah and put me up?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah No, don't say it like that.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
A high tea Sydney Cruise for two discover the World's
most Beautiful Harbor on board Captain called Cruises and Jonji
in Manicata chows for to cover on some Stanlar pencils, Margaret,
anything you'd like to add?

Speaker 9 (13:40):
Oh excellent, thank you very much. I love sailing on
Sydney Harbor. I'm actually going on a Skyhawks cruise.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
What's the sky cruise?

Speaker 11 (13:48):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Starky box Starkey is doing a right, Yeah, there's two.
There's one. The daytime one's sold out, but if you
want to get onto the night time one.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Wa it's a day, just a day on the harbor.

Speaker 9 (14:02):
That's three or four hours in the daytime and then time.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Who's the lead signal? Sky because it sure passed away
some many years.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
Ago, not one hundred percent sure.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
I know.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Bob Starkey is still.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
From How Fabulous? Hope you love it? That sounds great,
excellent and I find.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It you sleep over to adults? Do sleepovers anymore?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think?

Speaker 11 (14:21):
So?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do you sleep on the pouch? You'd like a nice
spare room in your own toilet. I have demand.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Remember we had Rod Stewart on the show and I said,
we can put you up when you come in, and
he said, as long as I've got my own sinc.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
And let's run Stewart, Let's Rod Stewart, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
What have you done? Have we got to lay on
in case Amanda sweat?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
And indeed, why try to flick through the German Act?
A big bit of musical facts. It was on this
day in twenty ten. Was that long ago fifteen years
ago that released to a single, rolling in the Deep Well.
She clearly had a few pent up feelings because she
smashed out that song in just three hours a day
after breaking up with her boyfriend. It seems really that

(15:11):
all her songs are about heartbreak. Here's how she's described them.

Speaker 12 (15:14):
My lyrics have probably changed a bit over time in
terms of my vocabulary growing, considering that I started out
when I was nineteen. Definitely read loads more books and
stuff like that since then, So I think my imagination
has grown and therefore my lyrics have progressed. But you know,
they're always still about the same thing, me and seemingly
my failed relationships, which is crazy excited Do I.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Feel like that?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, those early songs about I hate that poopo here.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
She always seems older than what she is. How old
is she talk about thirty?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
She's lived a life and a half, hasn't she. But luckily,
as she said, she used to write really juvenile songs
in bad language and all of that. And it's nice
to see how she has progressed with a grade vocabulary.
I'm sorry for.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Swearing, and I'm sorry for starting again. Can we please
start it again?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I'm sorry, I can't miss this up from beautiful here
it is. It's fifteen years old.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
This little grandson came over yesterday.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
It came up.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It makes it sound like he just came around to grandpa.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
How he's about two weeks old now, not even that.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
No, it's like nine days. I think him.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Getting an amazing That would be the day he was
supposed to be He's supposed to be born tomorrow, so
he's nine days early.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You sent me a photo. He's just so so perfect.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
And I get it.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I've heard other people, oh, mane, you'll love being a
grandpar and all that sort of stuff, but I do.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I get it. I was looking at him and his
little pram. He's got one of I get out of
town prams. You know, it looks it looks great. And
he's just lying. Then I'm just looking at him.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
For ages, just like no radio, no TV on, no
mobile phone's sitting there just looking at it.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Anything. What did we used to talk about before weybe
came along? You know, it's interesting, isn't it that that's as
a grandparent or an auntie or what that's when you
get to spend hours just staring at them, because when
you think back, as a parent, you don't get the
time to do that. When the baby's sleeping, you're trying
to have a sleep, you're putting on some washing, you're
trying to be working out is the baby healthy. You

(17:10):
cannot just be the observer. And I know a lot
of women once your kids are older, we all think
was I was I present enough? But as a parent,
that's not your job to look and indulge in. Aren't
they wonderful? Yeah, you're too busy raising them and being
anxious about it. That's the domain of the grandparents.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I'm a different person than what I was when I
was twenty four when my oldest was born. Like I'm
fifty six now, it's a total different kettle of fish.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Is the parenting different?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Are they their parenting? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Definitely, And I would say for the better. Yeah, because
they said, oh, we've got to wake him.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Up to feed him. And I looked at Helen and
I said, what you do that? I thought you just
let the kids sleep.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
You let them sleep and they'll wake you up, don't worry. Yeah,
but no, the thing is, and they know all this
stuff they do.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
They've researched how to be a parent.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, they they know.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'm not saying better than us because we didn't know
any better.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
But they're doing different surely.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like history, you learn stuff as you get, you know,
and your coal mines anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
As a grandparent, you have to let them do that, yeah, yeah,
rather than saying, nah, I'll do it my way.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
You have to let them do And that's I kind
of like the idea of just letting that happen.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
And I was up late because we had to wait
for them to feed, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, the schedule runs around the baby and as it should.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
And then as we walked up the driveway to the car,
I had to clean the spider web, the big gold
norb that I walked almost through every morning. I usually
move away from the spider, but I thought, sorry, mate,
you know, little babies coming through. I get rid of
the spider. Well I didn't kill the spider. I made
a bigger bite made. I'm sorry, got a little.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You know, I'm just going Things are different now.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Just got to clear a path. You'll build another web
I used to do.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, what a fantastic ride. You're on time, beautiful, and
thank you for sending me. The photos are so so.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
And he's got a little He's in this thing called
the Moses cradle something like that.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Have you heard of? This is the new thing now?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Is it like the basket that Moses was in?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm not going to put him in the
nile and push him down there.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
So that's what they used to do all those tablets.
So cute nations and the pub test today? Is it
okay to be outraged over the p and O cleaners?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You would have seen this on the news last night,
and I got a mean when I said I won't
What the hell?

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
The image was of a group of people dressed in
what looks like full KKK regalia on a piano cruise.
This is apparently the staff. The staff were having a
Christmas party. They were dressed What did they say? They
were dressed as snow cones, side down snow cones. Here's
how it kind of played out on the news.

Speaker 13 (19:53):
Come on, no one can seriously think that was their intention.
Our housekeeping crew were dressed as snow cone Our crew
are from different cultures all over the world. They're young,
and they had just never heard of that organization or
what their outfits could symbolize.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I would say to that, maybe they didn't, But I'm
looking at the photo of them being a scot you know,
walking out to they're having an officially sanctioned tug of
war is promoted in the ship's newsletter.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Do you who they were up against?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'd like to see that, But they're around other people,
officials from P and O who would know what that
imagery is. This is my thing. I'm sick of being
called a Karen for caring about things. I think it
is okay to be outraged by this. That imagery is anathema.
That imagery has shocked people, and to tell us calm down,

(20:41):
they didn't mean it. At some point, someone around there
knew that's going to be offensive. You don't know who
the people on this cruise are, who would be hugely
affected by that imagery. And if we start to get
slacked with that stuff because it's old history. Look at
Sydney at the moment, all those anti Semitic attacks. We
cannot say that's old and it doesn't matter. You have
to be vigilant with this stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's like no one's got any memory anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, and to say that they're too young and don't
know about it. The officials around it will, as someone
here said, had been promoted in the ship's newsletter, a
tug of war battle between the crew, and we were
there to watch it.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
It was supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
An awesome event. So this was sanctioned. There were people
who would have seen them walk out like that. Who
should know?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
For s crews directors on that boat, what would have
we done? Because I would have said, oh man, you
can't do that.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Of course I would have said that.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I would have said, no, those outfits are not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Joe, I'm not outraged by it, and we learn from it.
I'm not outraged.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
What do we learn? How many lessons of this do
we have to learn?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
This is the thing.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
But I'm sick of being called a Karen for caring.
This is the stuff that I think you need to
nip in the barred people have every right to be
outraged by this, and it wasn't those individual's faults, but
someone else there saw them walk out and thought that
was funny or thought it was okay.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I think it's inappropriate, but I'm not outraged.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Being outraged over the pi Ando cleaners? Does it pass
the pub?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is that okkk?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's coming up to seven o'clock. There's nothing nice about
the jem Jam goes.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You're doing a great job, rejoiced.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I can't believe you used the exposure toilet and you
didn't lock it, Brendon, Why do I tell you? I
just can't believe it that that how many days back
at work? Four days back at work at the start
of the year. It's like the new school year.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
There's a whole lot of qubicles, but there's a separate toilet.
I was like, you know what, I might go the separate.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Toilet because you had business to attend.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
And then as I came out of it, I realized
I hadn't locked it, and it's and the toilet in
that big room is way at the back the fall.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
As you said, as soon as you open that door.
There's nothing you can It's exposure center.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
There's nothing you can do.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's there is and it's not like this has not
happened to you before. You've been caught out by this.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Jamie Jury did caught me out on the loop.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
And also a former producer of Ours Court You.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
There's Jamie Dury was filling in the living room when
Chris Brown was overseas and I went to the ladies Loo.
Why he came into the ladies loo, I don't know,
but he opened the door. It was opposite the green room,
within which a whole lot of people were sitting. He
opened the door and he still was talking to them.
So he left his holding the door open with his

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the back of his head to me talking to people
who were all looking in at me on the loof.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
The most surreal moment was we were on one of
those cruises on the Harbor.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
You were in the upstairs toilet and there was no
lock and hell and my wife was on the downstairs.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
To it had a lock, and I said, can you
to stand guard the door? And I went dilemma, and
so I got a geor door and Alan said, can
you guard the door.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Okay, So I was like Super Mario running up and
down the stairs, and then all of a sudden I
got caught in between and I hear in stereo, what
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Terrible? You know, as I was walking to the loo yesterday,
here here we go, I saw a band aid on
the floor. We're in a brand new building.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I thought, is this is a municipal pool? Have I
gone back to school?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
There's a curled up used band aid on the floor.
And then you know what, I realized it was mine.
It had been on my heel. Good I had a
blister and obviously had come off and it was there.
I thought, oh, no, that's mine. It's me, and it
was you on the loose.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well, imagine we had little kids coming from for a
tool group through the school and here, ah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Amanda Shamation podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
When God, I.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
Wanted to get on right now, your windows, your head
on a yell.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Is it okay to be outraged over the p and
O Cleaner's fancy dress costumes for their National Games Day?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well, they were having their Christmas party and they dressed,
as they said, was upside down snow cones. It looked
like they were fully dressed as the KKK.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah on outrage am this was said.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
Come on, no one can seriously think that was their intention.

Speaker 13 (25:18):
Our housekeeping crew were dressed as snow cones. Our crew
were from different cultures all over the world.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
They're young, and they had just never heard of that
organization or what their outfits could symbolize.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I don't blame the young cleaners who are from different cultures,
but surrounding them was a whole group of officials or
people who work on P and O who should know better.
They said they'd been promoting this tug of war as
part of the Christmas party and the ship's newsletter.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
The I still like to find out who they were versed.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Well, I think they were going to be versing themselves,
Hasan Harsa says here. But they were the passengers were
encouraged to watch. So this was a sanctioned thing where
members of staff would have seen how they look. Not
a single person can look at that and say it
doesn't look like KKK. So why did anyone say, Hey, guys,
you may not be aware, but this is not a PA.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
You made a good point before I don't think anyone
should lose their job over this or I believe it's
an honest mistake.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
But with the eyes of the world upon you.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Now, with everything you do, we have to be so
much more care. There's got to be a thing where
you say, hey, guys, possibly not a.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Good and we cannot put up with this stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
And I'm sick of being told stop them being woke,
stop being at Karen, this stuff matters. We've got anti
Semitic attacks all over Sydney at the moment. You cannot
just say it doesn't matter. You can never draw a
line in the sand and say that was the old days.
I think we do need to be strong about this stuff.
So being outraged over the piano cleaners does it pass
the pub test. I'm totally outraged by it.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
It's just another thing of p and os stuffing up.

Speaker 14 (26:48):
In today's society.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
We shouldn't have to see this sort of thing.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
The Internet says everything and educates us, so no, it's wrong.
I did think if someone should have before, it's that far.

Speaker 14 (27:01):
The person the spokesman said they were dressed as snow
cone like how they were nothing like the snow cone
And also they said that they were too young to
know that that was like the glue cuts plan, and
that's a load of crap because every kid at school
would have had some information on it.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
I am actually outraged, so yes to me as part
of the pop test, if by chance this was to
happen on any other city on land, there'd be an
absolute uproar and the people would have been charged and
possibly even put in jail. So to me, because of
the top Test, I think, yes, I'm outraged so much.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
What about the no Australian flag up for Australia days,
I'm so outraged by that.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well, that's not true stopping you put a flag up.
You're allowed to put your flag up.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
You do whatever you like.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
It is Australia and no one has said that you
can't fly the national flag on Australia Day.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Let's made that clear. Jamous started.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
What you do with that, you do it a fancy
the moldy bacteria invested slavers meat fall off.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
The result much TikTok first for twenty twenty five, and I've.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Seen something that isn't just from some mad person on TikTok.
It is from a chef that I saw on the Internet,
and he says the way he makes his baked beans
on toast, he gives put certain ingredients in and it
tastes like sarte sat. I thought, we try this pop
toast smells like it's burning, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I love the smell of fat. Look at that toast
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
So we get our piece of toast. This is called
sarte beans on toast. We get our toast and we
spread peanut butter on the top. Yep, here's what I'm
doing now, I'm spreading peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Have you gone with smooth or crunching.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I've gone with smooth because why would.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
You do that?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Well, because I've got I know they've been courting you.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Because if it was crunchy, you.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Can't get enough of those Michael Bolton triple plays.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I think, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I'm going to go and crunch Why don't you give
him a plug?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Because if I went with crunchy on this, there'd be
too many Why do I even try and answer a
normal question? There'd be too many textures? So I put
off peanut. But you're having your own show? Can I
join in?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Anytime? I move? Gold? Jam? You are gold?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
You feel so we've got we've got peanut butter. Next up,
we put the baked beans on top, so we've got
toast peanut butter, baked beans. On top of this, we
put a drizzle of siracha or.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I love sirachia.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Okay, so that's a good drizzle.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Do you think, well, that's a lot of sirachia, is it?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I don't think. So we put siracha, and then on
top of this, well, that's it pretty much. But we
garnish it now with coriander.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Garnish it with can't you chop stuff up?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Coriander? And then we give it a little squeeze of lime,
which gives it that Indonesian sarte in capa kind of
a flair showing off. I did five years of Indonesia
and that Shanny Fraser I remember, which I think means
why don't you shut up prawn him?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Great? I think that's going to improve our relationships with Indonesia.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, I could be Penny Wong, I absolutely could be.
So there it is. That's what we've got beans on toes.
That's what I like about this. It could be amazing
or it could be terrible.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
What are we going to eat?

Speaker 8 (30:25):
It.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
We're going to eat it after the news. So it's toast,
peanut butter, baked beans, siracha, coriander and a squeeze.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Just make it during the news.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
TikTok w do I just make it off here and
eat it quietly outside. I'm gonna tell you what I think.
Why don't I just do that? Why don't you just
play the songs and stay home? Why don't you join
smooth crunchy.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm going to crunchy air for him. We just played
crunchy songs. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Jonesy and Amanda Pod.

Speaker 14 (30:58):
Started that you do.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slavers meat fall off.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
The result too much back for twenty twenty five. TikTok
a tacker. We make food from TikTok and eat it well.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
This one I saw was put forward by a chef
who said this is how he pimps his baked beans,
and it makes it taste like sarte.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
It makes them stand out on Darlinghurst Road dressed in
revealing outfits.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
So that people when the sailors aretten town, people.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Do eating for a crust. So here's what happens I've
made some toast, and that's the hard bit. I put
peanut butter on it. I put baked beans on top
of that. I've put serracha or any hot sauce, but
I've used.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Can I just say you weren't stingy with the siracha?
You know it's a hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Making sarte here and then I put friander, and then
I've given it a squeeze of lime. So I've made
two pieces of toast. I'm going to cut them in half.
Ryan's here in his nice suit.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
You're sounding a little off mic because you're not on
your usual microphone. Incidentally, I'm an Amanda's microphone.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
That's why you're not sounding as brazen lefty, lefty, bet bad.
Why have I come back this year? Tom? You eat that?
Enjoy right you boy?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Tom?

Speaker 8 (32:19):
I can't get in any on my suit. I've got
like ten meetings today.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Hang on, you've got ten meetings, at least ten meeting
with the big wigs.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
All right, when I say three, we're all going to
take a bite of it. Sarte beans on toast.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Oh oh wow, yum, yeah yum. I've got all of him. Mush.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I really like you you mush.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Do you guys like it?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
I like it?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yep, we have. They got mister Red to talk.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
With pinut butter all through his mouth.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
We could shut up shop and just saw the stuff
out of one of those crazy food.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
This is a very simple recipe. We're obviously put on
our socials, but that is so simple to make and
so spectacularly delicious. Just the right amount of siracha.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I would say, you've got on your mush.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Shut up, all right? Well that's it, Sarta beans on
toast a success for our first TikTok Tucker of the year.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Johnny Roll the outro, you already started. What you do
that you do?

Speaker 6 (33:20):
That's a fancy the moldy bacteria infested slavers me fall
off the.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Result you who's come up on the show today is
Tony Hadley from spand Ballet. Make sure I don't have
mush all around my face for that, because I've already,
forty years ago embarrassed myself in front of him.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Really about it, next gamation, So you saying that you
embarrassed yourself in front of Tony Hadley our guests, that's
coming out.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Well, he won't remember this, but I was mortified. So
Tony Hadley and all of Spandur Ballet, we're coming into
the midday show. I was a segment producer there on
the when Ray Martin was hosting the Midday.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
What is a segment producer do?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
So each day there'd be about seven segments, and the
we were in charge of a segment. To day, you
had to produce the segment, and that meant calling the guest,
lining up the guest, doing the research. And in those
days there was no internet, so you'd go to the
Channel nine library and there'd be a Manila folder full
of press clippings that have been cut out of newspapers
and that was your research. But a lot of the

(34:19):
research for Tony Hadley and Spanned Our Ballet. Well, I
knew them back to Front, I knew the band back
to Front, giant crushes on all of them. I knew
their birthdays, I knew everything. And the night before i'd
been to see them before, I was full filled with
the fervor of meeting Spanned Our Ballet. So the day comes,
I go and meet them and then I bring them

(34:39):
in to meet Ray Martin in the makeup room and
I say, Ray, let me introduce you to, and I
couldn't remember a single name, not one, not one. I
had a complete out of body experience and internal meltdown
at the same time. I couldn't remember any of their

(34:59):
names and looked like I just didn't give a rats
rather than being the world's biggest fan. So you know,
sometimes they say don't meet your heroes, meaning that they're
not great. They were great. I was the idiot.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, has never happened to me. I've never had that.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Are you joking.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I've met a lot of famous people. I know a
lot of famous people. I'm not mates with them, Mary,
but I know a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
You know, I've been with you for some of them.
Like what, well, remember when Jennifer Hawkins had just become
Miss Universe. She came into the radio station and she
had this top on that was well, it was just
it wasn't low cut, but it was a really nice
top and you must have been perving at it. She
tried to cover up, and you said, you said that's
a nice top, and she this is what happened. Let

(35:40):
me do You said that's a nice top top, and
you must have said it in such a way that
she tried to cover up with her cardigan and you said,
don't cover up. It was the most horrendous things too.
That's just a few years ago. When she was being
interviewed on the red carpet of the Loadies. You walked
up behind her and caught.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Out, you're interviewing my wife. I said to Jewels Line
as a jake, leave my excuse me? Will you stop
bothering my wife? And this is what he shows to you.
You know, I don't because you know.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
And then people look at the YouTube clip and it's
and it's you know, don't Tony Jones be on this
one a gay You.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Deserved very terrific accolade coming your way.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
That was totally innocent.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Sure, well, the tribal drum is going to beat for this.
I met my hero and I cocked it up. Has
this happened to you?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I remember years ago we had a lady on our
show talking about I can't remember what the context was,
but she said she was at the traffic lights and
she had a really itchy nose. So she was sitting
there picking the side of her nose, and she looked
and James Rain was in the car next to her
and just looking at her.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
With a look of horror, thinking she was doing the
full pick.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And it was like that episode of Silent No, I
wasn't it was. It was in there was outside podcast,
the tribal drum.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Is beating four. I met my hero and I cocked
it up. And I'll just say this, I don't still
go on about Jennifer. She's not my hero. I have
was she not? I have an avuncular relationship. Yeah, that's
the way you said, don't cover up. I'd say it
like that. That says you were creepy.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I was a creepy anyway, when have you met your hero?
And it's all a little bit pear shaped? Hello, Linda, Hi,
how you do?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Who'd you meet? Any readers?

Speaker 13 (37:40):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (37:42):
And I was.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I was sort of very.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
I was, yeah, star struck. And then the first the
only thing that could out of my mouth was to
your short, short dinner. Oh it just looked at me blankly.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
So you someone comes up to you this from his
point of view, a man, this is wondering living his
own life, and you say, oh, g you're sure that
you can see why that would be annoying.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Have a look at you?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Do you wake up at three in the morning still
squirming because of it. Yes, yes, Now I'm.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
Only five thoughts, so I can't really talk so proportionately.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
How much was he the same height as you're?

Speaker 9 (38:25):
A bit tall, a few inches taller. Yeah he's not tall.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yeah, still short in your eyes, Amanda, you hate that
when people come.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Up, well, I often get people that I don't hate it,
but people will just say G is smaller than on
TV or else. The people say, yep, TV, does you
know favors? I get that a lot. I don't know
how to take that. They think they're giving me a compliment.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I make for my income out of it.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Helena is joined, Helena, who did you meet?

Speaker 9 (38:53):
I met Delta Gudrum and how did it?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Delda is love She's lovely, friend of it she is,
But I unfortunately did it.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
An Amanda and I had a meet and greet and
the minute I saw her, the tears came out and
I just went blank.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Meaning you couldn't say anything.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
I couldn't say anything.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
I was blubbing like I was an eighteen year old
child just meeting my hero.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh, I think that's good. I get a lot of
people people coming back to you. I can't believe it's you,
and I get it.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I think you're Agro Delta. But Helena, you probably wanted
the experience to go differently. I didn't you.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I certainly did.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You think you're going to meet, We're going to be
best friends, we're going to whatever. Remember when I met
Barry Manelite, you past wind in front of you. Yeah, yeah,
and it made me feel like I was married to him.
He was that comfortable with you.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Usually when it's a competition, you go first.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Understand you didn't understand the rules. Hello, Danielle, who did
you meet in high Hi?

Speaker 9 (40:02):
I met Belton John Why.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
I used to be a police officer. I retired a
couple of years back, and one of my jobs was
to work at his concert and escort him from the
back of the concert to his vehicle.

Speaker 11 (40:16):
So all the group is Hi, I love you, photos, everything,
And then when they left, I said I'm a massive fan,
and he looked at me and.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Said, oh, would you just piss off?

Speaker 14 (40:25):
And we were warned and I completely forgot he hated
police officers and I was in full uniform.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Wow, Crank.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Hated police because he's been done for things before.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah, we were warned. Before the concert, you know,
just he doesn't like police officers and security. But I
completely forgot. I was un informan at work.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I did it crush you, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
No, I just laughed and I just went okay, yeah,
and then I clicked and I went, oh yeah, So
I just got in my car and we escorted him
back to the.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Airport a taser.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, escorted him with a taser.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Imagine that your tays it there? Carleton?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Are you like me?

Speaker 11 (41:03):
Now?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Are you're just still standing? I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Thank you for your course, jam slacious. Now, what's a
free instances all?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Jes and Amanda's scret.

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All right, Michelle, good luck because here we go. Question one?
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Speaker 1 (42:09):
Question two?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
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And the much loved video game Super Mario? Who is
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(42:38):
I reckon you will know this was it? The way
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the year that the moon landing took place. But you're
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I mean bavist sorry for baby. You can go there

(42:59):
if you'd like. My brother lives there, go and see
you go and see him. Thank you very very much,
thanks for playing, Michelle, Michelle, play again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Joy a man, Sam Next Year podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Forty years ago I first met our next guest. I
was a segment producer on a television show. I was
obsessed with Spandur Ballet. I've seen them every time they're here.
I see Tony Hadley every time he's performing, and he's
performing with us right here, right now, as our next guest. Hi, Tony,
here is so good morning.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Do you know years ago I was wooing Amanda to
come and work with me on the radio, and I
used your tickets as a carrot.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
This is twenty years ago, twenty probably twenty one years ago.
Used you guys come in to town.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
You were performing at Luna Pass.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
You can take your posse year mate.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It's got me over the line.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
And here I am twenty years later.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
So we're talking about forty years. We're tween about twenty years.
How does it feel, Tony to have this fabulous career
that spans the decades.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's a bit of a weird while.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
I mean, when you start off making music, I mean
we were a punk band when we first started ninety
in seventy six, we were planning all the punk clubs
in London and eventually we sort of became span our ballet,
and then at first in fact, this year is going
to be the celebration of cut long story short.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
It's forty five years ago.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
It was ridiculous, and at that moment you hope and
pray that you're going to be around in ten years time,
twenty years time. I'm not sure I imagined I'd still
be doing this in forty five years time. But I'm
still loving it. And I remember when when I was younger,
because you know, you're all kind of excuse me, angry
young men, and I'd be saying, yeah, Mick Jagger and
Paul McCarley, they're so old man, they should be giving

(44:34):
it up. They're only about thirty two. Here I am
at sixty four, still cracking it. As I just said,
I haven't had to drop any of the keys to
the songs or anything. I had a quick story. So
I was in Holland working with an orchestra. I work
with quite a lot of orchestras, and the conductor came
over to me and he said, these keys, they're in

(44:56):
the same key. I said, yeah, I sing in the
same key, but you're very old.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
After I hit him, not quite the compliment, half a complixent.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
It happens to the singers. Elton John had to change
his key.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Rod Stewart had to change his key because as you
get all of your vocal cords.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Shrink like most of you. But you you've managed to
keep that. That's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Yeah, I mean, I mean I studied with an opera
singer for two years. I always exercised before I go
on stage, and it's just keeping it gone. I mean,
Tom Jones is still singing like a dream. And Tom's
so he's still singing really well. Jack Jones, the late
Jack Jones, I don't know if you be one of
the best crewers on the planet. And I knew him,

(45:42):
I loved him. He was fantastic. I mean I saw
him just literally just a few years ago at Cadungan
Hall in London. He was still singing like an absolute dream.
And I think it's about keeping it going. It's you know,
the minute you stop is the minute you've got problems.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
So you still look like such a stylish man. You're
wearing a beautiful suit. You look fabulous.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's interesting that you say that you were sort of
started punk because or started in a punk band, or
you were punk but because the new Romantic movement is
what I kind of remember spanning our ballet as being.
And I'm wearing a giant puffy shirt today. What was
the most fun crazy thing that you wore and do
you still own it?

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Well? My Live Aid coat I actually found and I
must auction it to a charity thing. So you know,
the live Aid coat I wore and everyone said, are
you mad? So it was a friend of mine, Jane,
she made it and it was a excuse me, a
double thickness leather coat and it was all about, yeah,
I've got to look cool. I'm going to be on
TV in front of the world. And I sweated and
sweated because it was like eighty degrees in London, which

(46:43):
is kind of unusual. So I've got that coat. But
one of the funniest I had this outfit made. It
was a leather outfit with loads of poppers on it,
and I had boots with fur on them and everything
and chains and everything like that. And I was at
this art show in London thinking I was ever so cool,
and all of a sudden the.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Poppers started to come off. That was good.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
It was getting to the point where things were getting
exposed because that's a rush home early but live ages, lives.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
In our lives now large in our lives.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
And the fact that you were actually there, the fact
that Queen were there, and after watching Bahemian Rhapsody, you
really get that vibe of like they were on the
out at that stage and Freddie knew he had age
a stage and he wasn't going to be around for
much longer.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
What was it like being there when Queen performed?

Speaker 5 (47:27):
What was your on that Well, there were two bands
that you really remember, which was Stateless Quo and I
stood on the side of the stage with the late
great Janis Long and the Crow Boys France and Rick
love them and literally they started rocking all over the
world and we just looked at each other and went, Wow,
this is really happening. I mean, you know, eighty thousand
people in the stadium and that was a moment. And

(47:48):
then obviously the Queen Boys, because they did an amazing
sort of compilation of all their big hits and stuff.
And I remember going in to see Freddie and the
boys just before they went on, said, look, just have
a great show, guys. You know you're going to be fantastic,
And I knew Freddie and the Boys anyway, And Freddie
gave me advice as a young singer about, you know,
going out there owning the stage. You know, as the

(48:08):
lead singer, you're always the focal point. And even if
you're feeling down, or your voice is not great, or
you've got a bit of flu, you never apologize for anything.
You go out there and you're larger than life. And
I always took that on board. And he was a fantastic, lovely, lovely,
lovely man. Or the Queen Boys were wonderful guys.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
To be such a moment of history, and for your
songs as well, to be so iconic, what more as
a musician could you ask for? To have songs that
babies are born knowing is extraordinary, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
They come out singing, go yes, that's a worry. It's
it's kind of weird, you know. I mean, true is
the is the love song? You know, people get married
to that, you know, make love to it, all sorts
of stuff.

Speaker 14 (48:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Gold is that kind of anthemic sort of believe in
yourself kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And as you walk.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Around London, you'll get the black cab is going all right,
turn as you go.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
You're right, may you go?

Speaker 5 (49:00):
And so you gotta do that reaction and then through
the barricade. For me is my favorite man a Ballet
song because it was a complete departure from everything else
we did. It's got the beautiful lyrics and the soft
bits at the beginning, and then you've got the anthemic
bit when the drums come in, and it's just such
a wonderful song. And that's the one. If you're going

(49:20):
to see anyone in the audience shed a tear, that
will be on that particular song. Not true our gold,
but it will be that.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
You know, when I make love, I choose gold and
sadly I'm by myself.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Oh, we didn't need that. It's the shortest song.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
What time is it? It's time, Tony. It's great to
see you again.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
For tickets and tour information, head to destroy our all
lines dot com.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Well i'll explain.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Have I got that right?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Well, i'll explain sort of briefing was going on. So
we were meant to do these these festivals over here
for some reason, I don't know why, but they got
canceled and we added on a few shows ourselves in Adelaide,
Hobart and Perth. Just spend a bit longer in Australia
really sure, but we're so the tour that we're talking
about there is the tour in March twenty twenty six.

(50:10):
Oh my god, we're going to be well we've come
here to you know, because obviously we sold the tickets
and we're coming here to see our fans. So but
we're announcing a proper tour in twenty twenty six, March
twenty twenty six, and I think is it destroy or
something like that?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, destroy all lines, that's the one.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Go there and we'll see you again. Well, I'll see
everybody in Perth and Adelaide and Hobey and then we'll
see everyone properly for a proper tour next year.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
See you then, Tony, fantastic, Thank you Jap again mate,
thanks very much for having me.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Thank you Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Podcast, good radio and you what on your Jean?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I love talking to Tony.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Isn't he great? What a great guy? Isn't he great?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
It's so still crushworthy.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Absolutely, can you holp me up with some tickets so
I can get her over the line for another twenty years?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Said no worries. Mate.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Well, speaking of music, I'm going to play bits of
some rap songs for you nex don't panic. One is
a new rap song that's just been released and one
is a very old one that's resurfaced. I think you'll
find them both interesting.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Gets my goolies as well twenty thousand dollars cash thanks
to missell Stocks and Gravies.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
All you have to do is.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Download the iHeartRadio app, go to gold when I won seven,
press the microphone and record your Goolie Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Roseanne Barr is a big fan of Donald Trump. Now,
last time she was in the public eye pretty much
was when her twoy eighteen revival of the show Roseanne,
She Got Good. It was a good one from it
because of some very racist tweets.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Yeah yeah, but leading up to it, and it was
great because it was after the election, the first election,
and Roseanne was a trumpy and her sister, her sister
Jackie was it was it was in the opposite, but
Biden was. She was a and that dynamic. It was
a really funny show and I had so much potential.

(52:11):
I was just so disappointed that she went and tweeted
that thing that she said, I can't remember it.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
But the network show was about what was her name?
You know, I don't know the black Lady. I can't
remember the black Lady. Sorry?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Can you narrow it down.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Anyway? Don't bother googling it.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Ryan, I've never really watched Roseanne. I've never been a
fan of Roseanne. I don't know, but I just find her.
You know that the crassness of her is what's probably
made her interest, but she has She's been very pro
Trump and to the this brazen, kind of aggressive kind
of stance that she's taken. She has a new rap
song out that she has done with a Canadian rapper,

(52:50):
Tom McDonald. The song isn't called that Black Lady, funnily enough,
but it's all about we've won. You are mad? It's
done too bad? Boo, who's so sad? Now your daddy's home?
He's how Some of it goes me and say I'm
a racist.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I mean that ye trying to take away my right?

Speaker 10 (53:12):
Go and say this, because that's God's going there with the.

Speaker 14 (53:20):
Try to turn.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Screw Eminem, trying to turn Becky into dad.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
And then someone says it's HiT's a man, screw Eminem,
bitch on Roseanne. It says there we've somehow beat the bitch.
But that's all part of the song there. If you're
mad about it, go and cry about it, shave your
head and wear a shirt that says you work. I mean,
it's pretty easy stuff. If you can't handle all the
facts and you make up lies about it, say goodbye
to Joe because your daddy's coming home. We won so sad, boohoo,

(53:52):
et cetera. And then he's just talking about all this
about you know, how do you some racist? She's wearing
corn rows in here and doing gang signs, so this
some pot will miss repreation in there, which I think
is lovely.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Are you're not allowed to do that?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You can do whatever you like. Daddy's time Brenda.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Throwing down some gang signs.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well, another another rap song has come to my attention.
This is from David Hasselhoff. In nineteen ninety three, he
released Something, an album and a song called Pingu Rap.
Remember Pingu, I love Pingo, this little penguin that ironically
only makes a little squeaky noise and doesn't talk. This
album and song was only released in Switzerland in nineteen

(54:31):
ninety three. But would you like to hear some of
the pingu rap. It goes a little bit like this.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Now they look. We're all to sing, just different bodies
with different names. We all have mummies, and we all
have dads, and sometimes we're happy, sometimes we're song. If
you smile and dance with me, you'll be happy. Just
wait and see can stomp your feet and turn around,
leap from the sky and touch the ground.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
The he's not from confidence.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Straight out of play.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna have that.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
There is nothing worse than middle aged white people doing
rap from.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Unless someone makes an offer and we move to smooth
jokes are worse than one of Jonesy's shoes.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You know, I have great regret in my life.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Wow, that was when we asked to go on fits
and Whipper and my my favorite Kate's one of my
mates to one of my mates, and we were.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Co worced into doing those two losers and just have
k him.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Oh my god, that's hideous. Jam Nation. You have twenty
thousand dollars in cash for our favorite coolie of the
year thanks to sell stocks and gravy.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
You got to sell it light Lawsy. Remember Lawsy used
to say maseell stocks and really.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Best tasting stocks for Australian made.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
And put it on missus Nebel.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
How does she feel about that? I think your stock jobbed?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
What have we got?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Do you get a call from a provider wanting you
to change companies? They start talking at electric speed, comparing killer,
what's matter?

Speaker 13 (56:26):
What?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Ga? What's what?

Speaker 7 (56:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
What are you talking about? My brain is overcharred with
too much information, every neutron and selling. My body is confused.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
I just want to know which is cheaper than my
current provider that gets my goolies.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Trying bamboos and yeah, and those guys they ring in them,
you might be getting a.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Better deal of it.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I don't know, and I don't know scale. It is
all too hard. I just don't know what else we got?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
What guess my goolies is opening up a brand new
box of tissues.

Speaker 8 (56:59):
You can't move the perforated cardboard top without tearing it,
and then you try looking for the first tissue you
can't find it under that plastic does cover, and then
you have to remove like.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Five in the process.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Now I understand that it's to do with wiping all
those tears of frustration away.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, yeah, and they do it so you use more
of their product. That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
It's like those dispensers in bathrooms and kitchens. You cannot
take out one one tower, fifty come out at once,
like the dispenses at cafes. Were you trying to just
get one napkin? Possible?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
It's they're in league. And you know who they're in
league with.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Stant point to me who you they're in league with.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
They're in league with the serrated edge people for the
clean wrap, the baking powder, are baking paper.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Because you waste so much trying because you pull it
out and.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Those blades they wouldn't take anything of, they wouldn't take
their hair off Ryan's chin And well, no you don't
have a heavy beer.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I do, do you know what I mean? So you
end up pulling it all out?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yeah? Yeah, you know? Are you okay? Because we spoke
about Jennifer Hawkins a bit.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Earlier and missus Nebel Morselle stocks gravies, I'm inflamed out
with about him. With the good download the iHeartRadio app
Record your Ghoulie at gold Well I one zero point seven.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
It is Sister nine, email Facebook, Friend guess tickets for
you and three friends to see Titanic the musical. Seriously
the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's at the Grand
Electric in Surrey Hills. Well Tony Hadley from Spandar Ballet
was on and I told the story earlier about when
I was working at the midday show and I was
so excited by Spandar Ballet. I went to it. I

(58:36):
was a researcher. I went to introduce them to Ray Martin,
I was producing the segment. I couldn't remember any of
their names. You've had a similar thing with Jennifer Hawkins
where you met her and became a giant per.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You know that has been that. This is how it
went creep and you remember playing the full.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
VERSI here it is your per creep that make you
feel better.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Clearly vindicated.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Tribal drum was beating four. I met my hero and
cocked it up.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
He's Daniel from Penrith.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
I met Felton John Why. I used to be a
police officer.

Speaker 9 (59:11):
I retired a couple of years back, and one.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
Of my jobs was to work at his concert and
escort him from the back of the concert.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
To his vehicle.

Speaker 11 (59:20):
So all the group he is HI, I love you photos, everything,
and then when they left, I said I'm a massive fan,
and he.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Looked at me and said, oh, would you just piss off?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Apparently I had a thing against police and they were
warned about it, but she'd forgotten.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
She goes, Hi, I love you, So Daniel tased him.
Well she should have. I understand you.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I don't think that's enough.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Ugly Phil's here, he's got non stop at nine that's
coming up after nine o'clock.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
We'll be back from six to nine. Four gam nation,
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over. Good fight,
good bite, wipe.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
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