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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Amanda, what a show today? What a show?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
We put a Chill nine house hunting program to the
pub test. This is a fine my beach house. I
love all those shows. It was revealed on Media Watch
last night that things aren't all as they seem TV
being faked. Does it matter to you?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's our next.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
You'll be saying the couple's on Meredith First Sight, aren't
in it for love and marriage?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
The sanctity surely.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Also coming up, we speculated what it would be like
to be Anthony Albanezi calling Donald Trump because it's a
big deal. These tariffs are a big deal. There's a
lot hinging on it. Yeah, and we break out one
of our famous role players. Yeah, I should have got
the sock puppets.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't think we're going to get a call from
Nider anytime soon. Also Emagillespie with That's Entertainment. Louis Theroux
has recently done an interview.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
With Armie Hammer.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Army's name was in the news not just because he
was an actor, but because he fantasized about being a
cannibal with some of his partners, and they've complained about.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
That, amongst other things.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Is it okay to ask someone to open up, because
you don't always want to.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Know youays don't want to hear their fantasies.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Necessarily you tell them to open up and next minute
you've got nor marks on your leg.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Drible drum is beating for that.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
And Brian Adams has been canceled numbers. He wants to
eat people.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, his concert was canceled in Perth for a very
unusual reason. I'll give you this. It was a fat
Burg no relation to christ Burgh.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
It was now that a miracle of recording. We had
so many requests for them to do it again. Mistress
Amanda's miss call. Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Friend in Aroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
The legendary part. Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Congratulations, man, we're there any right now.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
It could anyone but yourself.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Good radio.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Sorry, bit of a tone to twist set's shoot Timy, we're.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
On the area.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Sam Kerr has been found not guilty of racial harassment.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
We can move on from that. She can move on
from that, the big full moon.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
I've been reading.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Something this morning, Big full moon today. This is what
you can expect, apparently from the full moon. This is
what our show is going to be based around today, Brennan.
Because we're impacted by the full moon, awakenings and sudden breakthroughs,
really strong urgers to break free from old patterns.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
We may not even play rock sette.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Imagine heartfelt conversations and connections you love that, you love that,
realizations and opportunities for healing. Maybe some of our old
hurts could be here.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I was a little bit off kilter today though, with
the moon.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I will say this because the Eastern distributor was closed
because they're topping up the fluid for the speed.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Cameras in there. They do they speed camera made.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I can't blame the full moon for that.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, and then I got to work, so I had
to go through the city through all the traffic lights,
and because Clover's got the street Oxford Street now.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Can't blame the moon for that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Twenty kilometers per hour or something like that. So you
go like a glacier through the city.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And then I got to work here and my past
didn't work.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Oh, that's the sign you've been sacked.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Have I been sacked?

Speaker 9 (03:31):
Holed?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
How'd you get in?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Tom? New boy? Tom?

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Tom?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Didn't you read the email? I joined, it's been sacked.
Don't let him in.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I had to check it was him. I wasn't sure
it was me.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was so maybe that's part of the full moon fever.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Access to a deeper understanding of our emotional landscape, our
hearts's eyes, and also become a werewolf.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
That's what happens.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Are you doing?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
It sounds like you're doing the stars because Channel seven
drop the stars?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Did they?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah? I've a bit bummed by that. I was enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
When they do dancing with the stars. I don't they have.
Here comes Capricorn.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You combine at all?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
You eat your stars every day. I find that so
weird about you.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'd like to see what's happened.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
First things you do is you go to the back
of the paper and you read your stars.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
The first thing I go to them.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I go to the gossip column to see what's happened
in there.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
See what influencers are doing, see what influence is doing.
And then you read your star sign and does it?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Think you go Yeah, that's what's happening. Has ever played
out to be anything?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, you get a sense of what's happening.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
In the day, pointing the bone. You do make it happen.
That is, you know. It says you're going to be great.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
The stars are written very very vaguely.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes, it's like.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Get yourself a peg basket, you've got a sore knee.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's never that specific. Healing emotions and right to the show.
Maybe you do the stars. I can't find it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's because you look in the wrong paper, maybe Financial Review.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
I don't have to have the stars.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Well, not like you at the form Guide and go
straight to the duney and say I'll be back in
twenty that's what you do.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
That's action pack show Today.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Emma Gillespie is going to be joining us talking about
Arnie Hammer, Armie a arm or Arnie Army. He's pretty
much been canceled in Hollywood because he had fantasies of cannibalism.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, you probably keep that to yourself, you don't.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Let's talking about it and feeling it and fantasizing about
it isn't the same as doing it. Yes, been canceled
as if he's eaten people. He's had to say, Hey, folks,
I haven't eaten me. But you keep it to yourself,
Geoffrey Dahma.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
But you keep it to yourself?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Are you not allowed to like? What's your fantasy?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
What's yours? I'm not saying it here too much? Too much?
It bols you in a form guide.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Little Else, the Rapper Else.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Racing a doom? Have we got Instagram making stern? But
we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent Seven?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
What type of is used to make aluminium cans?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
GM? We have for you the Magnificent Seven. You're asked
every question.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, my little denim shirted
friend Amanda will.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Say, have you ever eaten human flesh?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I just think you keep it to yourself.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
If you've got weird No, if you've got a weird fantasy,
that's weird like that, you don't go around telling everyone
that's what you do.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
It's funny, isn't. Because we're like look at maths.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You're encouraged to live out your stories and tell everyone
you blab.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And that's what makes great TV.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
But no, what if they said, I want to have
a fantasy about cannibalizing someone.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
That would be great.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
No, then they'd be booted off the show exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
But it gives us something to talk to you. Do
you not say it's all grist for the mill grist?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
More, Hello Dale, I'm worried about Amanda Dale. She's looking
at me and my head is turning into a giant
pork chop.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I have no about getting your head or buttocks or anything.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's a big pork chop with eyes, googly eyes.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I see it more of an empty shell, Thank you, Dale.
Question number one? What type of metal is used to
make aluminum cans? Aluminium America?

Speaker 5 (07:12):
What do you call it?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Aluminium?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, you've struggled a little boy.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
We had the tariff on it. We'll have to talk
about Albo and Donald's conversation. I think we need one
of our world famous role plays.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I've never done a role play.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Will Roll play with Armie Hammer and his girlfriend That
didn't go so well.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
A chicken nugget Freddie Mercury was the lead cigaret of
which ban Dale.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Quinn correct, let's play What's on the box? The box
on this show is this theme?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Dale, I'm Peter.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
I'm Tara Brown.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
Those stories and Peter Harvey's mailbag now now on sixty.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
That was an easy one. Yeah, a deal or no
deal picture.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Stories and the men who love them top people. We
want to eat them.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Good Shielders.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Which was the first country to give women the vote?

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Dale M.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, No, you think it wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
But no, jack do you think well, you think that
Jackie would know because you are a woman, Jackie, Jackie.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Yes, it's New Zealand the Keys.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, that's right, New Zealand in eighteen ninety three.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
When did we do it?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know, but US was nineteen twenty, France was
nineteen forty four. I'm not sure when we did it,
but good old Keywi.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Can you vote now? Have you checked? Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
I'm allowed to vote. Brendan, you're a lucky girl, a
lucky good get.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Your breeches and a bunch. I'm just saying true or false?
South Africa has two capital cities? Is this true or false? Jackie?

Speaker 7 (08:52):
True?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
No? Sorry Jesse the Man.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Say Shit Podcast, Thank you for my cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
You know what's it's interesting in the kitchen here often
there's no tea bags, and sometimes there's no coffee bags.
But there's there's a giant, giant stash of green tea
that's always replenished.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Who's drinking green?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's why I'm wondering, Why is there a big chunk
there because no one's drinking it?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Or is that constantly replenished?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Because it's really important out of an office this big
who's drinking those green tea bags?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I'm intrigued.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Maybe I'll have to go upstairs and knock on k
and Jay's door and see if you can borrow some
coffee bag.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, actually there was there were some tea bags and
coffee bags today.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Because the big fellows, he's off the off the coffee
because of the whole thing, the aneurysm stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Is how many coffee? How many he drinks a lot?
He drinks about fifteen?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Is he become a friend of the tea drinkers? I
feel like a lonely outlier is a non coffee drink.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm taking a leaf out of his book. I'm going
to back off the coffee as well.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
You don't have many.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I have about four or five to you.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, but do you have instant It's not the same
as those really a.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Coffee points so need to the whole palaf.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Now you don't go to a cafe and see if
there were this sweat on the beans and stuff?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Is that good?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
That's why I don't know. I remember someone doing it.
I remember that minute was bad or good?

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I don't know if you want sweat on you bean?

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I don't think so either.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
We are under the magnificent seven and we find ourselves
acquity number five.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's going to Lachlan encourage on. Hello, Lachlan, you' or false?
South Africa has two capital cities.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
False? It actually has.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Three, Cape Town, Loomefontaine, Pretoria. They have one for each
branch of government.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
No way, everything goes so well over there. What currency
is used in Mexico?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Lachlan us my side, and this is you always make
a joke about this, Brendan. You say, what is if
something's expensive?

Speaker 5 (10:52):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
You're buying coffee with sweaty beans? What is that? So? Yeah,
Nev's interrogle.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Hello Nev. Do you know the currency of Mexico?

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Good morning guys?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Is at what is it?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Where'd you?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm sure that's not your joke? Who's you stolen it from?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I got that? Here we go from a Tom Hanks movie.
What is that? Pos it was? It was from the.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Movie Turner and Hooch, and he had the big dog,
remember that he was a car, but he inherited the
big Saint Bernard and he takes it and buys a
big thing.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I don't think it was a St. Bernard.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Whatever that big dog was. And the guy says, he says,
it's Dogford?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
What is that? Years ago? Was that the eighties? Do
you like?

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Was the eighties?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
So do I have to analyze everything? I say now no,
but I just know you've stolen it from someone. Must
well just go to the ABC. Why don't you which
Matilda star?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
If this is for the cash and prizes of which
there are none, was found not guilty in the UK
court today, Sam, Sam.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
That's right, and they should never have gone. That should
never have gone that farm. And we do have prizes,
brind the you no prizes and yet there.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Are cash, but great prizes. In fact, this is better
than cash.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Nev.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
You've got a double pasta Billy Oceans one World two
up Tuesday, twenty third of September at ICC Theater.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Tickets on sale now through ticket Tech.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
A Coco Black chocolate pack ye get your last minute
Valentine's Day gift Tampa Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
By the way, Nev is on Friday. Awesome.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
I'm sorted now, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
And the Jonesy do medicat for the gallery and Taylor Penss.
I had those chocks get to nev before Friday.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
We'll make sure they do in your demand. Look, I've
got my fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I'm putting it in an Amanda's pigeonhole. I've looked in there.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
For a long time. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Podcast, Amanda and Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
You staying school and learned school.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
That's what it sounds.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, okay, I'm want to stick through.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Flick through the Gelmanac, a big book of musical facts.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm the day.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
In nineteen eighty five, Don't a Ross scored a leased
a single chain reaction. It was written, of course, by
the Begs, with vocals from Barry Gibb. You know, background vocals.
When the Beeges are involved, they become the foreground. Somehow
this song brought global.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
There was always Robin and Maurice would do the back
ups and Barry would be the star of the show.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Wouldn't he written, but when you're doing But that's as
the Beg's, as the writers and the backup singers, they
probably had a slightly different aime Maris, you can stay
home today.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
We only two of us as you.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Just you mind the house, Yeah, you mind, stay in
the car.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I'll bring you a shandy. This song, though, spent three
weeks at number one in the UK, and a few
years later the Beg's were asked how it made them
feel to write successful songs for other people to be successful.

Speaker 11 (13:40):
More envious than jealous, because because we're not quite sure
how how strong a record is going to be, or
how strong the song is going to be. And the
stream is a perfect example about Heartbreaker is a perfect
example of Kean Morrick chain reaction is a perfect example
of Diana.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Ross envious and jealousy. That's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's interesting, isn't it, Because yeah, I think he hasn't
nailed that.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Probably what he meant to say was, but what is that?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You know something?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
You go on stick suspects and I'd give you, I
give you some lines and then you'd use them.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I go, hang on, that was my.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Stuff, you know, that's never happened.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
There's a couple of times. Remember the Rock Spider Jake.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Of course you remember the one thing?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, of course, but you got a big laugh at it.
But there's but there's a thing you know you want,
you don't. It's not ill will, it's but it's there's
still a frishs on of something.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
So it's not quite envy.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, but what's the Beg's like, because that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
So the Beg's though, then they recorded themselves, so have
listened to their version ten years later.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Maurice's loud out of the car, I said my rock
Spider Jake. I think if I said it, I would
have been in a world of pain. You got away
with it because everyone loves you.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Let's play this, get it on, jam.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I was watching Media Watch last night. We haven't done
anything wrong this this we went on it.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
That's always a really.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We're doing Okay. There's a new host, Linton Best.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
I like him of gravitas to him.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
He's got some hair. His got hair and his hair.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
People, Larry, I'm just going on, come on, you're just
showing off now.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You calling out filming from the back.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Let's see what it's like there.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
That is it's a waller hair and I'm not just
kissing but pot because I don't mind Eddy up on
Media Watch.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
No one likes being on Media Watch, but it's the
one show that no one wants to be on.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
He seems like a nice fella. Do you know him? No,
because you're part of the A B C. The love you. No,
I don't know him. There was a lot of stories
about Antoinette let.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
This is the journalist that got sacked from the ABC
after being on air for four days, three days.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
In a five. She was filling in for someone for
five days.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
She's garnered more media minutes in her three or four
days than I have him.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
How long I've been doing this for.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
She's done your rock spider joke that have helped her
get over the line.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
They gave her a rock spider jake that got some
big lass the thing when you were on specks and specs.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
The thing with this story is that she only had
to do five days and within three days.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
There's an interesting thing. What's happening now?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
She had on her social media some strong opinions about
Palestine and Israel. She didn't speak about that on the show,
but her social media garnered enough attention that a lot
of people lobbied to Ida Buttro saying time to get
rid of her. This has happened again on Australian media
and radio recently. Peter Laylo, a very qualified cricket commentator

(16:40):
doing a sports show. He had some stuff on his
social media that had nothing to do with what he
was talking about on his own show. What was his
stuff pro Palestine? And he also got the flick? So
that's what the biggest story here is what should she Well,
it's an unlawful termination. Should she have been terminated that?
They said that she the social media policy? But were

(17:02):
the right steps taken for her to be removed?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Right? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Oh, I don't post any pro Palestine or pro Israel
stuff because I'm not in Israel or Palestine. If I
was concerned about I'd go out to Israel or Palestine
and then i'd probably go over there and sort it out.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'd go, here's my rock side of joke.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
It'll get you out of it a minute.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm in Australia and that's that's what it's about. I
was probably in it more for just this.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
Cheerwoman went searching for any excuse to have Latooth removed?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Right?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Is that why you wanted to talk about this this morning?

Speaker 12 (17:39):
And this Taylor agreed removing Latooth was a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You know, you said, I want to talk about this.
That's why I said to you, what do you think?
And then that's it.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's just tame. Now do you want to hear my rocksider?
It sounds better coming from you.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Speaking of Media Watch though, did you see this show
and Shelley Kraft, who's good friend of our shows, she
come under fire on media.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, it's an interesting debate and we might put it
to you for the pub test about some of these
real estate shows that are being manipulative.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Jam Nation down to the Jonesy demand of arms for
the pub test, and we're talking about the show Find
My Beach House.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
This is Channel nine's house hunting show.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
It's been accused of staging the property buying process with
owners posing as bias. This came to light on media Watch,
which I'm just loving at the moment. It's got a
new host who.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Is fantastic, Linton Besser.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Linton Besser, great name, isn't it? Great head of hair,
great jokes.

Speaker 12 (18:39):
Taylor agreed removing latooth was a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
But do you know how these shows work?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Is that if you're looking for a beach house or
any of these renovation shows, do this, love it or
listed all that stuff, people go and look at a
variety of houses selling houses Australia. It's all the same,
all the location, location, location. You look at a variety
of houses and then you decide which one suits you
best exactly. And in this case it seems that people
already are buying houses that they already own.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
But you wouldn't know that to watch the show. This
house sets of really high.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
When we walked into the house, it was stunning blaque.
You're not going to see a chip with heead of this.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
And then there's the jeopardy.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Oh, we've lost a lot of sleep over there for us.
Right now, House Sumber three feels like it is the one, and.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
You think it all you're invested in the journey.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
House number three was a house they purchased eight years
before and renovated and built themselves.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Some neighbors gone and dibbidobbed to media yes, and media
watches run with the story. And then they got an
ext producer on who said this.

Speaker 12 (19:41):
We asked one former Find my Beach House producer how
many case studies he knew to be faked.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I honestly don't know.

Speaker 12 (19:49):
Half half is probably right, but all house hunting shows,
it's the only way we can get it done.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Although the head producer, Gary, the CEO of Abode Entertainment,
he seemed to make it all make sense.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
To enhance storytelling and ensure a satisfying viewing experience, we
sometimes reverse engineer the house hunting process. This means the
buyers have already purchased their home before filming, and we
then showcase additional properties to capture their reactions and insights authentically.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
No idea what that means, But what he does say
is that the people who already own houses and work backwards.
My brother was telling me about he knows some people
who had already bought their house and then they're approached
by one of these shows and they had to pretend
that they were looking at it and deciding whether to
buy it or not. So the same thing is happening
all over the place. So these people had bought a
house eight years ago, what land they built a house.

(20:38):
They didn't buy it, They built it to their absolute specifications.
They're filmed walking and going wow, I love it, and
then a week later they list it so as a
giant ad. There was another example of people who were
in a they'd already owned the house, they bought it
months before, and then the week after that show it
to air, they listed for Airbnb for four thousand dollars
a week. It's seen as advertising for them.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
It matter to you.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I'm a big pero I love I'm a big real
estate perov I love all these shows.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
You'd like to think the journey is.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Real, so you want real journey.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I want real journey.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So it doesn't bother me. It's all part of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
It's like married at first sight. You know it's fake,
and so people don't care.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Yeah, because it's wrestling.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, but on our show everything is real.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Oh, it's all very very real. So what about this?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Knowing this about the show, does it still pass the
pub test? Doesn't matter to you. It's a big deal
on media watch, but doesn't matter to you.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Jam, You're not going to man and jail.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
No pressure on elbow.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
With that phone call to Donald Trump, what would be
the first thing you'd say?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Donald Trump's on the line. What's the first thing you say?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
So stressful? You know what I'm like is I'm full
of blaver.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
But the minute I have to confront someone.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
The more you hate someone, the higher your voice goes.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
It doesn't bring I think we'll have to role play
that we love a role play.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
I'm not wearing that outfit. Oh come on, French Maids
are so eighties.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Also coming up, m Gillespie's going to be joining us
the pump test. The TV show Find My Beach House
has been found out as fake.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Well they've reverse engineered it. All people are looking and saying,
I love this house. That's because you built it eight
years ago.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Are you saying fake stuff on TV?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
It doesn't matter. That's what we're asking in the pub.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Next Married first side, people are getting married just to
be married and not on TV.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
We'll talk about that next Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 11 (22:40):
When God, I want you to get on right now.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I'm taking.

Speaker 10 (22:46):
Windows your head a.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yell the Jonesy demand of arms to the pub test.
Fake reality TV? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Well?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
In particular, a show are called Find My Beach House.
This is a Channel nine show where people are showing
a variety of houses and they have to pick the
one that speaks to them.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
This house sets of far really high. When we walked
into the house, it was stunning. Blaque.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
You're not going to see a gyp ahead.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Of this and these shows, they're gonna have some jeopardy
like you watch stuff like Our Back Truckers. If Daryl
doesn't get into Meeka Fara by six, he's gonna lose.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
You, Mekas Farah. That's the town relief.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
So and naturally Daryl gets into Meeka Fara by six.
But that's the jeopardy.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Oh, we've lost a lot of sleep over there for
us right now.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
How some of the three feels like it is the one,
and you know why it's.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
The one because they bought it at usually and they've
built it.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Themselves, and they would have got away with it if
it wasn't for that meddling neighbor who's watching Fine my
beach has he Yes, hang on, I've lived next door
to these people for eight months, watched them build, and
he's rather.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Than out to the cops.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
I e.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Meteor Watch.

Speaker 12 (23:58):
We asked one former Find My Each House producer how
many case studies he knew to be faked.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I honestly don't know.

Speaker 12 (24:05):
Half half is probably right, but all house hunting shows,
it's the only way we can get it done.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Nothing would get done otherwise.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Doesn't matter. I know Harley was devastated when he found
out that what's that show that that you buy whatever's
behind in Storage Wars? Georage Wars like a Kennard's story.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'll take like lock number fifty two.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh look, I found Elvis Presley's buttocks.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
You know it's all stage and he was horrified to
hear it.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Hardly worked in TV. I know he's faked himself, faked,
he of stuff.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
How do you feel knowing all of this? Does it
past the pub test?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Oh? Do you know what I used to say? Yes,
don't worry for the little bit fake. We all love it,
but I'm a previous mass watcher and that is all
set up. Nothing's real, And I just think if it's
not real, TV, stop putting it on air. It gets boring.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
It's just a show, you know, it's.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Like outbacks and.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
They're allwhere.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
I think that if anybody's watching TV because they think
it's real, they're out of their mind. Just watch the
show because they're entertaining.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Everything on this show is real. The anger that a
man fuse towards me is sure.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
We recorded all of this a week ago, but that's
how it goesis.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
President Trump has called Anthony Alberanezi a very fine man.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
He got the Chinese guy, called him.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
President Z called him handsome boys.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
He's doing all right. On the international stage.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
They had a conversation yesterday obviously about tariff's you know,
Robd Reagan said, no trade. We will never have trade
wars with our allies. Next minute, well not next minute.
But here we are Canada, possibly Australia.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, but we're good because we take more than we
take any surplus. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
And President Trump has said, I spoke to him. He's
a very fine man. He has a surplus. We have
a surplus with Australia, one of the few. And the
reason they buy. The reason is they buy a lot
of aeroplanes. And it's listened to the next sentence. This
is the kind of insights that let you know that
we're in safe hands. They're rather far away and they
need a lot of aeroplanes.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's true. Wow, it makes sense.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Wow, incredible. When you've read something like that, you go, hey,
you know what. He's right.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
It begs the question though, because I look at Albow
and I think, imagine he's this young kid from Marrickville.
And now it all comes.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Down talking to a TV star in America. I was
a TV host.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
He's got a lot of pressure. There is a lot
of pressure on him. Really, the hinges, the next election,
hinges on him.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It all comes down to Albert. Yeah, of course, but
this if he comes back from that phone call and
we don't get the deal, well, the thing is, it's
not it's not a done deal though.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
The President Trump has said there will be tariffs right
across the board, and we're saying, oh, look, come on,
give us a break, just give us a break.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
We take more than we give you, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
And he said I'll give it some consideration, and then
signed a decree about ten minutes later, saying no exemption.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
What happened there?

Speaker 5 (27:00):
He's a very nice man. Who was he again? I
can't remember. Don't remind me again of how farther away
they are.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Let's role play this. I like our world famous role play.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
It's never done it before. How can it be world famous?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'll be which one do you want to be you
want to be Elbow or I.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Know who you want to be, you want to be
President Trump. Well, don't do the voice.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Though I can't do it. Sometimes in my head I
got it, but no, I'm not going to do it.
What do we roll playing? Okay, you're ringing me. So
I'm sitting in the White House. You ring me? What's
the first thing this thing is?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I probably wouldn't call. I'd rather text. Are right, all right,
say it's happened. So it's happened.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I'm in the White House. Helloh no, you hang up, No,
you hang up. You're good at that.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Well, no, that's the thing, all right.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You know we're playing for sheep stations here.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
You know he what he actually did? And you know
he said, how's your golf going?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, i'd go straight with that, And I said, you know,
it's good. I had a tremendous day out on the course.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
And what about that super Bowl, which is apparently what
Anthony Albanez He said, we.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Had one of your guys from down under there.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Wow, I don't know if you said that, but that's good.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah. Well no, actually you got to kiss my bum.
I know that's the thing, this job.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
This is where you're in a unique position because you
may have said other things privately, but you have to
kiss bum.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Let's flip through your Trump all right, I'm alban I
don't want you to kiss my bottom.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Start okay, Hello President Trump. Hello, it's Anthony Albanesi who
from Australia Primary.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
So that place is a long way away.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Great, great game of super Bowl the other night. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Didn't I do well?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
One of our boys were there, yep.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
But it's the best super Bowl there's ever been because.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
He's a South Sydney junior and he's a great Who
is this again? This is Anthony Albanesi who? And I'm
just wondering how you going with the tariff? By the way,
has the golf?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
My golf is great?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Thank you for us. What are you playing off now?

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Well?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Some sex workers from no Okay, you look well? Thank you?
Have you wait?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
See this is what this is what you would do.
You go up to people in not you as Anthony Albanezi,
you as you, and you say hey, and you touch
their bicep and you say you look great.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Have you been working out? Have you been working out?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Is your go to even to someone who has never
worked out in Amazon.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
It's like a beast like it's like Nolsey or Mark Geyer.
You always to those guys are huge.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Touch their biceps and say you've lost look at your arms.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
What are your bench pressing cars? That's what I'd say,
And actually Donald Trump would probably like.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, and then Bengo President or Prime Minister jonesy has
saved the day.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
You are wasted, obviously, But.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
How many people do you know who are incompetent their
job absolutely hopeless, but they stick around because they're a
good guy.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Didn't some boss wants say that about you years ago
when you told me this that They said to Helen, yeah,
he's here because we.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Liked I was a spray painter in a worlder and
I wasn't very good at either. It's better at a
spray painter. And Ellen said, what do you keep moranias?
He's just stand to you are the court jester.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
But you know this was this phone call?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
No you hang up? I wish it was your turnp on.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
That's not how that's the worst phone call of all time.
That was the worst phone call of all time.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Just came out of the blue. What the hell's wrong
with you?

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Anyway? There's a lot of the phone calls this recorded.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
President Nixon decided he wanted to have the most archived
presidents he ever, so he allowed all the phone calls
in the White House to be recorded for a big
period of time, for years and years and years. President
Lyndon Johnson has made a hilarious call to a pants manufacturer.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
We'll play it for your next.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
The White House and its secrets for a period of time,
for a couple of decades, there every conversation in the
Oval Office was recorded.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Lyndon B.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Johnson, who took over after JFK was assassinated, was having
a conversation with his tailor. It seems like a very
basic conversation, but it's quite fascinating.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Happily see your.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Back, misser. Joe is your father the one that makes clothes.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Get there.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
We're all togethered. You all made me some real light
weight slacks. He just made up on his own sentiments
or four months ago. It's a kind of a light
brown and a light green, rather soft green and soft brown.
Now I need about six pairs for some aware to

(31:29):
wear around in the evening when I come in from work.
I want them a half inch larger in the waist
than the where before, except I want two or three
inches of stuff left back in there so I can
take them up. I bury ten or fifteen pounds a month,
make the pockets at least an inch longer. My money
and my knife, everything fall out wageous. Now another thing

(31:50):
with crutch down where your nuts hang is always a
little too tight. So when you make them up, give
me a inch that I can let out there. But
see if you can't leave me about it an edge
from the ware, the zippriate gyms around under my back
and my bunghole, so I can read it.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Out there if I need to.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
And that's that's that's history.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Bung hole, burping nutsack, It's all there, Tom, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
The new boy? Tom was waving his hands right, You
guys know.

Speaker 13 (32:21):
LBJ was well known for his large penis. Correct, No, oh,
he called it jumbo.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
How do you know?

Speaker 13 (32:28):
Well, I'm I'm an LBJ, you know, fan, I know all.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
This away well, all the way with WILB Jane.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
What do you mean?

Speaker 13 (32:35):
So he named it jumbo in college, and he would
in meetings he would just take it out and wag
it to people.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Really.

Speaker 13 (32:41):
Yeah, there was one time when a bunch of reporters
were pressuring him like why are we in the Vietnam War?
And he unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ
and declared, this is why why he had a customer
showerhead put in at crotch level just to clean jumbo.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
I see that on a block.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That could be what's this? Look?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
You know Clinton got his Oval office for different results?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
What a story to thank you? That's that's vy you added.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Entertainment.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Don't give me your best shot from the Daily His
is him a Gillespie.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Hello, Hello, Army Hammer is back in the headlines. He's
doing a comeback I guess mission. He spoke to the
one and only Louis Thereux on his podcast now in
case you forgot, Armie Hammer is a.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Very tall man.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
He handsome actor, very handsome, strapping young lad, known for
his prominent roles in films like The Social Network, Call Me.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
By Your Name, See A Lone Ranger.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Yes was, and he was in Death on the Nile,
the Christi twenty twenty two movie. But months before that
one came out, allegations came to light that stopped his
career in its tracks. He was accused of rape, physical abuse,
coercive control. A number of women came forward with very

(34:18):
confronting allegations. We had a series of text messages leaked
and in those messages, Army spoke about cannibalism. He said,
I am one hundred percent of cannibal I've never admitted
that before.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
It's scary to admit.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
I've cut the heart out of a living animal before
and eaten it while it was still warm. Anyway, he
was roundly counseled, canceled.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
The LAPED investigated him.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Ultimately, there was insufficient evidence to proceed with, so they
actually investigated him.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
There was a full investment cannibalism, not of the cannibalism.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
It would have been the rape allegation, so the abuse
and the assault allegations, but the charges were dropped. They
didn't proceed, so he wasn't necessarily cleared, but there was interference.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
He's not going to be on mastership anytime?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well exactly? Can I just say he sound like a nut? Well?
People that eating an animal's live, beating heart.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
So was RFK Jr.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
I will leave that.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Did he eat a live beating hard too?

Speaker 5 (35:08):
He's been eating Anna, Yes.

Speaker 9 (35:10):
Don't get me started on RFK Junior. How pigs your
freezer Jones? Anyway, I know about the whalehead and the
rural milk.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Armie Hammer is back and he spoke to Louis Theroux.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
He kind of said, you know, he thinks it's important
to go to uncomfortable places, talk about things that are uncomfortable,
be a bit vulnerable. And Louis asked him about kind
of his relationships. He'd had an affair, a long affair
over a period of years in his nine year marriage,
and then a series of kind.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Of what he called whirlwind romances.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Here's a little bit about what Armie had to say
about that period.

Speaker 14 (35:41):
People were sort of like my bags of dope with
skin on them. You know, you make me feel amazing.
So I'm going to throw everything into this and we're
going to have this whorldwind romance and I'm gonna whisk
you up and we're going to go on trips and
we're going to do all this and then I'm going
to bring you home and I'm going to go thanks
so much. That great And then I'm going to move on,
and then I would go do something almost exactly the

(36:04):
same with someone else.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
I left a lot of people in that week very angry.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So he described bags of dope with skin on them. Yeah,
that Valentine's Day card is going to be beautiful.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I'm going to bring you home. I'm going to put
you in a part.

Speaker 9 (36:18):
He in seed to this kind of toxic love bombing behavior,
and that's how we described his relationship with women. But
he denied that this behavior is criminal. He kind of said,
you know, a lot of people were really mad at me.
I acted like an a hole. I was a dick,
but that's not illegal. He was like, I have no
problem admitting that I wasn't a good partner, but I
didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Louis really pressed him on some of the weirder aspects.

Speaker 9 (36:42):
I guess we did ask him about the eating the
animal heart he did. He denied that he ate an
entire animal heart, which thank god he's cleared the air
on that, I order, but he said that it was
this weird like male charged right of passage where you
go h for the first time, and apparently everyone knows
that when you go hunting for the first time you

(37:04):
take a bite out of the heart of the first.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Thing that you kill.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
So he has eaten the heart of an animal. So
was everyone who's gone on that TV show alone. If
you could eat a heart, you.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Would because you're starving to do it.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
Well, yeah, I guess it's better than nothing.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I ate an art of choke heart once to that
classic male right of passage.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
That's toxic maculinity.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Again.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
By the end of the.

Speaker 9 (37:28):
Interview, though, you know, we kind of went through a
lot of these allegations, I don't really feel like Army
took a lot of responsibility. He sort of blamed it
on everyone else, blamed the affair on his wife, saying
that you know, the marriage was unhappy and she wasn't
putting in the work. Said that he had sort of
all these relationships with women where he followed their lead,
he only ever did what they wanted to do, and
that they kind of changed their mind afterwards. He used

(37:49):
the phrase, hell, hath no fury like a woman scorned,
which I'm sure a lot of women are rolling their
eyes at hearing right now. But by the end, he
was actually quite defensive to Louis Louis throu who asked
him if Armie Hammer had anything that he wanted to
ask or anything to say about the interview.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Here's what Army then said.

Speaker 14 (38:07):
I don't love the way the interview started. Just to
be perfectly honest, I'm not crazy about drudging up all
of this stuff because for me, a lot of these
issues have been resolved, whether it be legally or within myself,
and I feel like a lot of those waters have settled.
I think doing things like that stirs up the water

(38:28):
again unnecessarily.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Was Louis looking like a giant chicken leg?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
And why I go on that show for you to
think that stuff's not going to come up?

Speaker 9 (38:37):
Well, I mean, I'll remind you that the start of
the interview, Armie Hammer himself said that he's found over
the last few years that those things that make you
uncomfortable are actually the things you should lean into, and
Louis literally said, I'll take that as you know, Mike
cue to make things a little more uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
So anyway, I guess what's humans taste like? What do
that taste like?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Let's grill up some flesh and find out Army takes
you out for dinner. Just be aware I would run
I would be running.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Ladies, we asked you to take a bath. Don't let
him heat it up.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
If he puts the chicken stock in the bath, get
out of there.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Curls m.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Thank you. Check her out at the Daily Eyes jonesy.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Sure podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Right now wants a free money instance.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Gold.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Luke is in spring Farm to play Instagram. We have
sixty seconds on the clock. Ten questions you could pass.
If you don't know an answer, we'll come back to
that question. If time permits. You get all the questions right,
you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Hello Luke, Good morning, Jones, Good morning Amanda.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Luke.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Let's see if we can give you some money today.
We've got ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed. We usually have time to I'm back, okay.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Yep, let's do it all right, look, good luck, because
here we go.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
He comes.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Question number one, who is our prime minister?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Question two? How often does a.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Leap year occur?

Speaker 15 (40:11):
Every four years?

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Question three almans are a type of what. Question four?
Who won the twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Philade five True or false? Yum char is a Japanese cuisine?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Pass question six? Nine one one is the emergency number
in which country?

Speaker 12 (40:32):
America?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Question seven? What type of animal is a puffin?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Pass?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Question eight?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
In the movie Bridget Jones Diary, who plays Mark Darcy?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Pass question nine?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Kay Bush has a song based on which famous novel?
Pass version ten in what sport? Would you use a
fly and a rod? Let's go back to five? True
or false?

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Youm char is a Japanese cuisine Chinese Luke.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Plot on the buzzer, would.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
You have known what kind of animal a puffin is
if you had a bit more time? No, it's a bird.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
And Colin Firth plays Mark Darcy, A woman probably would
have known that?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
And Kate Bush her song Bothering Heights. The boys push,
you can push, you can't.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Push, you can't.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Okay, when you join them today, make sure you're singing
Wothering Heights.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I can imagine that. On the side. Thank you Luke.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I find it quite fascinating with Armie Hammer, and obviously
he has a lot of issues that were investigated about
sexual assault of women, et cetera. But the thing that
people speak about is the cannibalism, and he has said,
I've never eaten human flesh. I've never done it. It
was a ridiculous, lighthearted to see conversation. And on all
these shows married at First Sight and in often the

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modern world, you're encouraged to explore your fantasy life. You know,
I can't be bothered to be frank. I'm happy to
have a packet the Sultan vinegar chips and watch a
good movie.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
That's your fantasy life pretty much is.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
And yet a lot of people are told to explore
all of this.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
And yet if you do, and you send a text
regarding that, or you explain that to your partner, doesn't
always go as planner. Next minute you cancel.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
We have a lot of intrusive thoughts, and it's been
well documented. Some people say they'll pick up a hammer
and they feel like smashing someone in the head with it.
These are the intrusive thoughts that we have in our minds,
and everyone has that.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Everyone has them.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
It's like when you stand on a high like at
a clear fan, someone next to you, you might push
that person off. That's the intrusive Yeah, that's right, But
you don't articulate it.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You don't it.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Firstly, you don't push the person off. Secondly, you don't
say out, I'm going to push you off.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
You don't do that.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
No, but the Internet has encouraged people to say everything
they want to say. That's how you can connect with
people on the internet who want to eat human flesh.
You can connect with someone who says, I've got a
right ear I don't want Does someone want to sew
it onto their back? We've encouraged everyone to explore their
dark heart.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, just keep it to yourself. Let's go back to
the good old days of the forties where everyone kept
their pie holes sh Well, maybe they didn't, but we
have a company of men. He just likes hanging around
with the guys. No one said Pete wears a dress.
He actually I can't feel that.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Maybe someone has opened up to you in a way
you weren't expecting. And it doesn't have to be rank
like I want to eat your flesh. Maybe someone wanted
to wear a nappy. Maybe someone said they you know
that they wanted to get eighteen thousand parking tickets in
your car. That's their fantasy. I asked them to open
up but I wasn't expecting that tribal.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Droub will be for this.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
People were sort of like my bags of dope with
skin on them. Okay, gem, what.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
About that army hammer he was in that movie Loan
Range with Johnny He was very handsome.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I think I think we did.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
We interviewed him for Lone Ranger.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
We did too, and he seemed quite nice. We nibbled
on my ear.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
There was a point where I think he just was
looking at us and we turned into two giant t
bone steaks with eyes.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
He said he's not a cannibal, but he has fantasized
about it. And he says, if you took anyone's conversations
from their phones that are made in a lighthearted, funny,
sexual provocative way, sure take out they're part of the conversation,
take the context out of it.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
All of us would be canceled in some way.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
But you know, shows like Maths and a lot of
modern sexuality talks about sharing all your innermost fantasies, but
sometimes you don't want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Probertkip it to yourself. The tribal drummers beating, I asked
them to hope it up, but I wasn't expecting.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
That people were sort of like my bags of dope
with skin on them.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Stella has joined us.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Stella. What happened?

Speaker 10 (45:03):
Oh? Hi?

Speaker 16 (45:05):
So I had been dating my now husband for about
three months and I was over his place and we
were just casually talking, and we were actually in the
bathroom and he was just having a general conversation about
you know, the day and stuff, and he just stopped
and then looked at me and said, I would make
a really good torturer. And I just looked at him,

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and he went back to doing what he was doing,
and I said, I probably wouldn't say that out loud
to anyone else, but we have been married for twenty years,
so you know, sings did turn out our own.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Some people might have said red flag, but you it's
all been okay.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
So he's cleaning his teeth, stops mid cleaning tea, you
know what, I'd make a great torturer.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Then goes back to the cleaning them molders, and this
is are you married at this stage?

Speaker 10 (45:48):
No?

Speaker 16 (45:48):
Yeah, yeah, that was that was three months in. No,
we don't have been together about three months, but we
have now been married for twenty.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Years, right, did you think at any moment.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Yeah, there's been There's been worse things said since then,
but that was the first one.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
See, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
That's the thing. I want you to open up and
be completely honest with me.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Apart from that bit, it's when your bed turned into
a rack. Thanks Stella, Roxy. What happened when your partner
opened up?

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Well, I can now say I am not married to
this partner, but I'd say about ten years ago I
was datting this guy. I'm a bit of a Plaine Jane.
I'll be the first to admit. So when he was
a real good looker, I thought, wow, things are you
know what if I dune of this, it's perfect, nothing
can go wrong. I was quite smitten, and he asked me.

Speaker 15 (46:43):
Did I want to do some role play?

Speaker 7 (46:46):
Not my thing, but when you're slowly falling in love,
I thought, look, you've got to give it a go.
Everyone's got their different pleasures, and I was thinking, you know, no, none,
et cetera. He goes into the bedroom. It's his tend
to dress up first, and he came out dressed like
a nun. That was.

Speaker 10 (47:05):
Not a priest.

Speaker 7 (47:06):
He walked out as a nun, and I thought okay, done,
nice to meet you.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Really it ended you didn't explore with him.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
I did not call him back after that experience.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Roxy if he'd come out dressed as a priest, how
that felt, it.

Speaker 7 (47:21):
Wouldn't have felt as weird. But I still give him more.
You hear in the news.

Speaker 15 (47:25):
It still would not have sat.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Well because the thorn birds and thorn birds that was
all about, and.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
The hot priest in fleabag there you go.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, but None says he's after something else here None,
I was going to do my homework.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Hit me around the back of the legs with a ruler.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I had a friend once and she said that she
met this nice guy and they were together and he said,
can you spank me? And then he laid across her
lap and she's spanking him, And then looked in the
mirror like a wardrobe mirror, looked at herself spanking this
grown man.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
This isn't We'll see.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
We're all encouraged to open up and share things.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
How do you feel when someone does Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Those two are doing a great job.

Speaker 11 (48:17):
Joyed.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
We all have intrusive thoughts. That's human. Possibly a good
idea to keep them to yourself.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Well, these days we're encouraged to share that stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Armie Hamma, did that share his fantasies about cannibalism, He
gets canceled. He says, I never wanted to do it.
I just spoke about it. Maybe it's best not to
speak about these things. A tribal drums beating for I
asked them to open up, but I wasn't expecting that people.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Were sort of like my bags of dope with skin
on them.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Have you Valentine's Jemima has joined us? Hi Jemimah, What
did you how when someone opened up?

Speaker 15 (48:58):
Well, I met up with the I Offer dating site
several years ago, and you know, I've kind of been
a club after dinner. You know, maybe it's going to
go further, and you know, we're just talking about stuff,
and he randomly asked me to choke him.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
To choke you?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Were you even in bed? Were you in bed?

Speaker 10 (49:17):
No?

Speaker 15 (49:18):
No, not in the club. At this point, I just said,
oh my god, okay, I probably could, but I'm not
going to. I didn't say that. I was thinking about it,
and I thought I asked him I wanted to drink?
He said yes, I'm went up to the bar.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
And I like this.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Ah, you would have got out of there, and so
that would have been that's that is the new thing
that a lot of young girls are finding themselves in
a pasture where they are being choked during sexist autoerotic asphyxiation.
But this power play and it's quite terrifying but interesting me.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
He said to you, this is the reverse.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Do you want to choke me? And we're not even
in bed, We're just sitting up in the bar.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes.

Speaker 15 (49:56):
Now we're right at the bubble kind of like in
a little front of area, and I said I I
asked him if he wanted to drink, so, you know,
he thought he was kind of in so I was
kind of sitting awaiting for me to come back. And
I liked it.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
And also there's very ill in a relationship to share
your fetish ten minutes because you're always going to choke me.
I've seen you play golf. You Choke Yourself.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Brian Adams has been in Australia doing a series of concerts.
He was supposed to perform in Perth the other night,
but the venue had to cancel for the most unusual
of reasons.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
What's Brian done, Well, nothing that he did.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It was about a water blockage outside the Perth Arena,
not just a water blockage, but a fat berg in
the sewer underneath. It was a build up of fat,
grease and rags in the sewerage system, known as a
fat burg, brother to christburg.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
So fat burg's are massive. This is my research.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Fat Burgs are massive globs of congealed cooking fat greats
and other.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Wat I've seen a fat burg up close. How big
was it?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Well, they can be the size of an ice cream container,
like a four letter ice cream container.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
So if someone puts commercial cooking food into the drain
and wet wipes and rags and it all.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Congeals because the fat solidifies in the sewer, and then
that keeps collecting, collecting, as you said before, the wet wipes,
and then you.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Got yourself a fat burg. Massive and the London sew
is as big as a London bus. Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
So they're expensive and tedious to remove. And what they
felt was that they couldn't trust that this wouldn't explode
through the toilets during the concept And.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
That's and I don't want to be a bit greeny
or anything. But ye, don't put your oil down the sink.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
And your wet wipes. Yeah, don't cook with wet wipes
an Italian food. It tastes terrible. But imagine that. Imagine
christ Burg is in mid concert.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Christoberg a measure of a fat burg erupted to Christenberg,
it's too much to Burg. And then Dire Straits and
Chris Reel were touring.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
What's that diarrhea? To your dream this would be it's
your supergroup.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
So imagine that Brian Adams is performing and this fat
burger is as roiling underneath the toilet.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Next minute, can I play?

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
You do it? What about everything?

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Julful? One more?

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Here it is.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
The screams I've seen a Brian Adam consert not like
a fat bird was wishing for a fat berg to explode.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
It gem jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Fancy twenty thousand dollars. That's what you win, your favorite
goolie of the year.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
What have we got today?

Speaker 10 (53:12):
I wonder what really gets my goolies? These big e bikes,
especially children under the age of sixteen, riding them on
the roads, on the streets, in supermarkets. Sometimes they don't
have a helmet on the way I see it. If
you can't get your license until you're over sixteen, why
are these young kids under the age of sixteen on

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the roads?

Speaker 5 (53:34):
True when he's sixteen, isn't it? Is that the cutoff?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
What is the rule on the footpath or if you've.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Got an ee bike, if you're under sixteen, what can
you You can do.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Whatever the hell you want. You can't go on the
road though, can you are again? Can you go footpath?

Speaker 5 (53:48):
It's under sixteen, you can go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I'd like to go back to being under sixteen and
just be easy. It's just do you do whatever the
hell you want. Although I did say a kid pulling
a very good wheel stand the other day on his
e bike.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Wow, that's pretty good. It's like like about a kilometer
long wheel step. I was very impressed.

Speaker 13 (54:06):
Why is it when people go up to a counter,
maybe buying a coffee or a sandwich or something like that,
why do they insist on just standing there after they've
been served?

Speaker 10 (54:16):
They hold up the whole line. Nine times out of
ten they're on their stupid marble phones and nobody else
can get served.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
You ignoramuses move to the pickup or the collection point.
How inconsider it it's.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
True, then you get a bit of a what of
our me situation? As foretold in the song.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
It's almost like the people that stand around the luggage
carousel right up the front, and no one else can
see what the luggage is. You know, often the cafes too.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
If people do that, then it's your turn and you
haven't been able to see all the cakes and the
sandwiches and things, and your has been blocked.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You're standing mothers are you being served?

Speaker 16 (54:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
The oga lugs? But about him with the good.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
If you dipped out, you can always contact us via
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press the microphone recall would you Goouli?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
It's three to nine?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
My favorite call the email or Facebook friend?

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Tickets are on sale now at Keith Urban dot com.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Jonesy demanded t towel and keyring coming your way as well.
Armie Hammer has.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Opened up to Louis Thrue on those cannibalism claims.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Those old things.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
He has said he never ate anybody, but I haven't either,
does anyone to ask me? But he has said that
his comments have been taken out of context. They were
maybe flirty, and often these days you're asked to explore
what your turn ons are, but you don't always want
to hear what someone's going.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
To tell you.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
The tribal drum was beating for I was asking them
to open up, but I wasn't expecting.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
That people were sort of like my bags of dope.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Okay, mate, okay mate.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Roxy from Dy said that she had been dating a
man for a relatively short period of time and he
wanted to role.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
Play and he came out dressed like a knol that
and I did not call him back after that experience.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
If Roxy had wanted to have chalk thrown at it
would have been a perfect combination.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
She didn't borg it if he came out dress as
a priest though, Right at you two, that's it's to
their own New York.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Greedy is next with Ugly Phil Yay, and we're back
from six to Night for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
See then, good did you well? Thank God? That's over?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
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